San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread

[boris85]

Ok weren't Paul and Linda married for a long time? You can't say you have their love after a few months of dating. He seriously has lost his mind...FH and moochelle don't even live together yet so they are always apart from each other and they aren't raising any kids together....Seriously where did he come up with this comparison? What an idiot.

And I don't want to even try and picture him singing.....

Well, Linda's is dead. Does that mean Tommy thinks Michelle will die and then he can marry a one-legged British woman? Tommy is a furry... Let's just call him the Panda.

[mel41099]

She always has to be doing something with the kids - going the Crappy Cheese, Dave and Buttsters, watching rate-R movies, loading them with sugar - what about just being a mom and teaching them to appreciate the simple things in life!

Boris we think alike!

[boris85]

Laura, since we know you're lurking. Here's some suggestions for you, things my kids and I do together...

Most Barnes and Noble's have a storytime on Friday night
Take a walk or hike and explore nature. There's Mission Trails, Poway Lake, etc.
Go to Michael's and grab some craft/art supplies, sit with them and use your IMAGINATIONS.
Play some games. Even Evie can play Candyland, Go Fish, Old Maid, etc.
Cook or bake something together (we know you don't cook, but even something as easy as grabbing a Boboli crust and some sauce and pre-shredded cheese...or premixed cookie dough)

They've seen and heard more than their little eyes, ears, and hearts ever should. Make memories with them - they will enjoy these types of moments much more than a loud crazed evening playing video games. Step up and be a MOM. You might actually enjoy it.

Great tips! Or for Laura, roll a few joints, chase it with some Jack, and crank up the Floyd... No Charlie mommy likes it turned up to 11!!!

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Laura, since we know you're lurking. Here's some suggestions for you, things my kids and I do together...

Most Barnes and Noble's have a storytime on Friday night
Take a walk or hike and explore nature. There's Mission Trails, Poway Lake, etc.
Go to Michael's and grab some craft/art supplies, sit with them and use your IMAGINATIONS.
Play some games. Even Evie can play Candyland, Go Fish, Old Maid, etc.
Cook or bake something together (we know you don't cook, but even something as easy as grabbing a Boboli crust and some sauce and pre-shredded cheese...or premixed cookie dough)

They've seen and heard more than their little eyes, ears, and hearts ever should. Make memories with them - they will enjoy these types of moments much more than a loud crazed evening playing video games. Step up and be a MOM. You might actually enjoy it.

Bravo! I nominate this for the best post of the day....and Mel, your kids are lucky to have a parent like you. Thank you for taking the time to give them the childhood they deserve!!

[mel41099]

Thank you for taking the time to give them the childhood they deserve!!


Thanks. I also work 50 hours a week, so I DO know how hard it is to be a working mom.

[boris85]

Wow - lucky and grateful to be an alcoholic! That is truly a first. I can't believe Laura said that in her innane diary! Lucky to ruin your marriage, give your son a birth defect and cause who knows how munch mental damageto your kids, destroy your family, hurt your kids, blow tons of $$ on rehab, waste your life, risk your life, depend on a foreign substance becasue you're to weak to exist without it, lie to the ones your supposedly love, get to know a bounch of other losers in rehab, destroy your body, etc. Yes, that sure is something for which to be thankful. She's just happy to be like Lindsay and Brittney - she's such a wannabe, look at me celeb.

[Wabbitsd]

mel...right on the mark, thanks. I was tongue tied...and furious!

[11ListenerNot]

Becinca, you are not missing anything. I'm just dyslexic, haven't even been drinking!

[Dilbert-1985]

Some people here don't understand what Laura has been through.

She did lotsa sole searching at Hazledon rehab in Oregon. Then she did more sole searching at Sobriety By The Sea in Newport Beach. Witch sounds like a beach hotel but it was like work for Laura to be in rehab. There are chores to do, homework to do, classes to go to. She even had to go "PP" in front of somebody to prove it was her own yurin sample there. And now that she's been back she had to adjust to her marriage crumbling down and having to live at Little Tommy's house. So she knows she has to be there more than ever for the kids. She knows her kids are going through a lot with her having been gone for 3 months and now their parents splitting up. She's doing what she knows how to do to reissure the kids that she's there for them and she loves them and they love her and Dave loves the kids still, even though they aren't together. Things happened with Laura and Dave witch she never talks about, but they still happened. She just wants the kids to be happy and to get through it all together.

So cut Laura a break because she has been through some things that other people have not been through. Rehab is not like being on vacation.

[Dilbert-1985]

Geez, Louise, can we all get back to talking about the Jeff and Jer Radio Showgram? Let's talk about what they do that makes us laugh, what they do that touches our heart, and just how silly they can be. We should have somebody come on here and give a daily summary of what happened on that day's Showgram, and then that can serve as talking points for everybody to talk about.

[BecInCA]

Does anyone else hear the sound of crickets right now?

[mel41099]

She did lotsa sole searching at Hazledon rehab in Oregon. Then she did more sole searching at Sobriety By The Sea in Newport Beach.

I'm confused...was she fishing or making shoes? :shrug:

[mel41099]

Does anyone else hear the sound of crickets right now?

no, but I do hear really small violins playing.

[longtimereader]

I'm confused...was she fishing or making shoes? :shrug:

:ptlaugh:
OMG Mel! That's awesome!

[feefifofum]

Does anyone else hear the sound of crickets right now?
Crickets don't have spell check (or higher than an eighth grade education).

[11ListenerNot]

She did lotsa sole searching at Hazledon rehab in Oregon. Then she did more sole searching at Sobriety By The Sea in Newport Beach. Witch sounds like a beach hotel but it was like work for Laura to be in rehab. There are chores to do, homework to do, classes to go to. She even had to go "PP" in front of somebody to prove it was her own yurin sample there
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From Mel:I'm confused...was she fishing or making shoes?

I thought the same thing. I know some of you are going to be mad because I wasn't logged in and discovered this mess by accident, but for god's sake, look at the spelling! This has to be intentional, with some ridiculous comments. Sorry guys for sharing

[SadSadSad]

So cut Laura a break because she has been through some things that other people have not been through. Rehab is not like being on vacation.

Dilbutt is right yet again. There are a lot of other people who have not been to rehab and don't understand why we should feel sorry for a woman who chose drugs, alcohol, and partying over her family. And now her family is all broked up....because she broke it up a long time ago. Rehab was hard for her because she actually had to work for once in her life. Oh my god, she had to do chores...but she's a big deal!!! There will be no pity for her on this board, Dilbutt.

[SadSadSad]

Geez, Louise, can we all get back to talking about the Jeff and Jer Radio Showgram? Let's talk about what they do that makes us laugh, what they do that touches our heart, and just how silly they can be. We should have somebody come on here and give a daily summary of what happened on that day's Showgram, and then that can serve as talking points for everybody to talk about.

What they do to make us laugh...nothing. But after Wonk, Jake, etc are through with them then there are plenty of laughs.

What touches our heart...how sad it is that they a*@holes have no idea how to be good parents and how they have put there kids through divorces, new girlfriends, fiancees, drugs, drinking, etc. all so they can be big deals.

What is silly is that they are still on the radio spewing crap day after day and pretend its a kid-friendly show when all they talk about our the basest of things.

[SadSadSad]

Jake if you allow me this one....Repost from Dilbert..

Some people here don't understand what Laura has been through. (Anyone who hasn't chosen partying over being a parent)

Witch sounds (She makes them everyday) like a beach hotel but it was like work for Laura to be in rehab. She even had to go "PP" in front of somebody (Like she used to every Saturday night about 2 am in PB) to prove it was her own yurin sample there And now that she's been back she had to adjust to her marriage crumbling down (It was perfect before she went to rehab) and having to live at Little Tommy's house (Because there are no apartments for rent in San Diego). So she knows she has to be there more than ever for the kids (She's up to five minutes instead of just two now). She knows her kids are going through a lot with her having been gone for 3 months and now their parents splitting up. She's doing what she knows how to do to reissure the kids that she's there for them and she loves them and they love her and Dave loves the kids still, even though they aren't together (but she still loves the alcohol and drugs more than any of them and now she loves being a recovering alcoholic even more). Things happened with Laura and Dave witch she never talks about (but the witch says enough other stupid stuff), but they still happened. She just wants the kids to be happy and to get through it all together.

So cut Laura a break because she has been through some things that other people have not been through. Rehab is not like being on vacation. (But working on the spewgram is.)

[SadSadSad]

Sorry for neffing. The invisible elves keep poking me in the eye every now and then and running off and I'm just in a really annoyed state with all things that don't make sense.

[11ListenerNot]

Ok, so i'm board (hee hee, pulling a DB), and I was looking at some of Laura's old diary entries. This was from a couple of years ago. Interesting, and I can't believe she was so open admitting how drunk she got. I have to admit I didn't ever read many of her diary entries until recently, and I can see they haven't changed. All about me, me, me

:disa:
Dear Diary,
I suffered from something this weekend that I haven't suffered from in the longest time...The almighty hang-over. Whoa. Forgot how punishing a night of drinking stupid stuff can be. Jamie and I started off our big Stingeree Opening night party with a little Absinthe at his house. Absinthe. It's from Spain. You can't buy it here. That should've been my first clue. It tastes like licorice mixed with flames. You’re supposed to see green fairies or something if you drink enough of it. We only had one.


We got to Stingeree and had a few Red Bull Vodka's before touring the huge, huge place. There were so many beautiful people there. It was like a modeling convention. There were Gwen Stefani sightings, but we couldn't make it to the VIP section, so we didn't get to see her. From Stingeree, we popped into Sidebar and then on over to Airport. It was a fun night. But, dang.

The night before was Jingleball. I loved every minute of it. Switchfoot for sure was the best of the bunch. I think I was screaming "I love you!" to the lead singer at one point. Don’t think Davecain was thrilled about that. I was pretty buzzed that night, too. Time to dry out, sister

[mel41099]

Geez, Louise, can we all get back to talking about the Jeff and Jer Radio Showgram? Let's talk about what they do that makes us laugh, what they do that touches our heart, and just how silly they can be. We should have somebody come on here and give a daily summary of what happened on that day's Showgram, and then that can serve as talking points for everybody to talk about.

There's a place for that, it's called the Jeff and Jer e-mail blog. It's bursting with glowing comments. You should check it out sometime. But you really should change the name to the Tommy e-mail blog, because I don't think any of those e-mails are written to Jeff and Jer?

[11ListenerNot]

There's a place for that, it's called the Jeff and Jer e-mail blog. It's bursting with glowing comments. You should check it out sometime.
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In reading some of the "glowing comments" on the jeff and jer blog, it appears that some of the letters are written by the showgram also. Lots of positive comments, and LOTS of CAPS.
Their egos blow my mind

[wonkatania]

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/2796/lauracokepl5.gif

[boris85]

Forget about Becky's House - (aka Danelle's House) - I am starting Laura's House - a place for fat, self-involved, line sniffing, booze chuggin' women with bad hair roots, eyes that are too fat a part, Mr. Ed teeth, and no parenting skills.... Great tax write off.:cheers:

[boris85]

Do you think it's just a coincidence that her name is Laura C. Cain (i.e. Laura Co-Cain)???

It bugs me that Laura keeps saying how her brain is messed up (yes, we all know it is intellectually) and that's we she's an addict. It's just an attempt to avoid taking responsibility... My brain made me do it... BS!

[boris85]

TommyTube? No. How about:

1. Tummy Tube
2. TeleTubbies - the later years
3. The "Boob" Tube
4. Idiotvision

Laura and Tommy can have a contest to see who has bigger boobs. Then, they can wrestle pandas.

[wonkatania]

Hey boris85: Show me the money.

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/2176/tommypandaso2.gif

[boris85]

Hey boris85: Show me the money.

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/2176/tommypandaso2.gif

American, Yen, Pesos, or Euros? I aim to please.

[listener13]

You know, the thing that we never hear from FH and LBM is them talking about dropping the kids off at soccer, or dance classes or gymnastics, or Pop Warner football - or any kind of organized, social activities appropriate for children. It's always kids getting dropped off to be dragged around to activities that are way too adult for them to participate in - stuff the adult wants to do (selfish).

TPing houses and riding the crappy skateboard ramp in front of your house isn't social. Going to movies with your "big deal" ex-substance abusing mother isn't a social activity for kids. Hiking in a dirty mountain with adult women isn't a social activity for kids. Nothing that they mention doing is anything that involves other kids (maybe not from such "big deal" families, but nonetheless....)

Sad. I have great memories of being in Girl Scouts, going to camp, going to dance classes (and I'm a boy):) But seriously, kids need those activities in their lives. And apparently the "big deals" don't have enough time to do that for their kids.

[RowdyOne]

"And then, just because people drink at Dave and Busters doesn't mean Laura will have a drink. She will just drink Coke with the kids and thats it."

Didn't this used to say "do Coke" ... ?

[gossipgurl]

Geez, Louise, can we all get back to talking about the Jeff and Jer Radio Showgram? Let's talk about what they do that makes us laugh, what they do that touches our heart, and just how silly they can be. We should have somebody come on here and give a daily summary of what happened on that day's Showgram, and then that can serve as talking points for everybody to talk about.


Sorry to quote...I saw this before I logged on but

DON'T YOU GET IT??? WE ARE NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT WHY THEY MAKE US LAUGH BECAUSE THEY DON'T!! NOR DO THEY "TOUCH OUR HEARTS".

[OneKidOneDogMom]

"And then, just because people drink at Dave and Busters doesn't mean Laura will have a drink. She will just drink Coke with the kids and thats it."

Didn't this used to say "do Coke" ... ?

The original post is a page back and it doesn't show that it's been edited...it said "drink"

I think the first person that quoted it did some creative editing in their quoting of the original post by changing "drink" to "do" (which makes it much more "LauraCain"-ish)

[cheekymonkey]

You know, the thing that we never hear from FH and LBM is them talking about dropping the kids off at soccer, or dance classes or gymnastics, or Pop Warner football - or any kind of organized, social activities appropriate for children. It's always kids getting dropped off to be dragged around to activities that are way too adult for them to participate in - stuff the adult wants to do (selfish).


Sad. I have great memories of being in Girl Scouts, going to camp, going to dance classes (and I'm a boy):) But seriously, kids need those activities in their lives. And apparently the "big deals" don't have enough time to do that for their kids.



Jeff is the only one that really talks about that. How about doing homework? I used to read to my kids every night when they were little. I never hear Laura or Fathead talk about that and school is in full session. I love the memories I have carting my kids around and my son telling me he could hear me cheering on the other side of the football stadium during his pop warner games. Those are good times, good times.

[Alpinemaps]

Sorry to quote...I saw this before I logged on but

DON'T YOU GET IT??? WE ARE NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT WHY THEY MAKE US LAUGH BECAUSE THEY DON'T!! NOR DO THEY "TOUCH OUR HEARTS".

I give up on the mods. They have no interest in banning Dickweed.

Sadly, this is *exactly* what happens when someone (Tubby) trolls - people end up getting so fed up and upset, they're forced to respond to this.

Come on mods, get off your asses. Get rid of the troll.

[pax]

Relax people. It's funny fodder when he-who-must-not-be-named posts. Just slaughter his comments. It's funny! Chill pills for all......

[mel41099]

sometimes he leaks some inside info. I personally like that we annoy him/her/them so much!

[wanky]

Relax people. It's funny fodder when he-who-must-not-be-named posts. Just slaughter his comments. It's funny! Chill pills for all......

right on, Pax! The troll wants to annoy us by being blatantly idiotic......it succeeds when we react.
JUST IGNORE IT!

[listener13]

right on, Pax! The troll wants to annoy us by being blatantly idiotic......it succeeds when we react.
JUST IGNORE IT!

You're right - it's more fun to mock it than to scold it. Besides, whoever it is - they're an illiterate hick who has no freaking clue what's going on, they obviously aren't listening the Jeff and Jer (must be listening to Jack - maybe that's why they're so happy, or it's LBM, back on the crack).

I'm still keeping Dickhead on ignore.

[insightbyjake]

Duh, me get concept. Duh, first time fuuny. Duh, second time not as funny. Duh, third time less funny. Duh, me no think funny any more.

Wow! Maybe I've been trumped. All the writing I do seems to pale by comparison to this brilliant post. The intricate usage of "Duh," -- so subtle and yet powerful in defining your response to being thought of as, "without a concept."

The first, second and third, build up of "okay, I get it and it's not funny," wrapped in the "me no think funny any more."

Wow! You rule. I bow before your rapier wit and mastery of language. Perhaps retirement for Jake is now at hand.

Conceptis you truly are Antonio Salieri.

[insightbyjake]

Oh, F-IT -- you're a moron and I'm gonna post on! Here we go....

[insightbyjake]

RE-POSTED by DILBERT 1985

Well, another week of the Jeff and Jer Radio Showgram is over. Thank God!

Jeff is going this weekend back to his hometown in Ohio, and will introduce B.J. Thomas at the county fair there. Nothing says county fair like B.J.

Those people in San Diego who grew up somewhere else always have a place in their heart for their hometown. Like, all of my homies in Chula Vista and their love for their hometowns in Mexico. It brings back so many memories for Jeff to go back and visit.

Gosh, remember, when Jeff got a tattoo of a map of Ohio on his arm? It seems like it was weeks ago, and yet it was only weeks ago! So he has fond rememberances of growing up and middle America and all that. Most of us here only know left America, but Jeff is special cause he knows middle America!

But then to his kids, San Diego is their hometown. So to everyone who grew up someplace else, remember that to your kids, San Diego is their hometown, and their place that they will have all the nostalgia as their hometown someday. Cause, where you grow up is always more important than places where you don't grow up and memories here will be better than memories of places you didn't grow up.

Little Tommy has worked harder than most of us know to get this Tommy Tube thing set up properly. Cause most of us didn't do anything on the Tommy Tube cause we don't care. So everybody can check it out on the web site. Please go there and click on Tommy Tube.

And then like Tommy says, him and Michelle aren't just going to rush into anything. Cause Tommy hasn't any idea on how to place a proper Noun and a pronoun in a sentence. They take it slow. The kids are going to be the ones to decide when they get married. Because every adult couple should make their children feel that their opinion is as important as the adult's opinion. Even though the kids are immature and don't have the experience adults have, we should make them just as important as us! So take Tommy at his word and you can take that to the bank!

We should all be proud of Laura for crossing the six month threshold of being sober and clean. Do you realize that most people who go to rehab will relapse? Of course "most people" are not addicts -- BUT of the people whoe ARE addicts, most relapse.

But Laura is strong and taking it one day at a time because she can't understand the concept of planning and projhecting what might happoen tommorrow based upon today's choices.

Laura might seem sometimes like a happy go lucky kind of girl who just takes life as it comes, but we see from this that she is stronger than you might think. Sure she's dumber than a post, BUT did anyone hear yesterday how a lot of people called in to the Showgram and said how Laura inspired them? Addicts supporting addicts! That's the new J & J theme!!! You can't argue with that. She has inspired people whether some people here think she did or not.

[insightbyjake]

I am so humbled that I could actually have insulted your almighty exhaulted leader Jake. But come on there are plenty of clever and funny things being posted here. The clown graphics yesterday were great. L13's recent post very funny. You don't need a leader.

Well, based upon the fact that nothing you've ever posted has ever been "funny" or "clever"......you should be humbled -- BUT Jake is NOT "exhaulted." He may be "exhausted," but, if you mean "exalted," Jake is an equal to Boris85, (HEY! DILBERT is *"85" ALSO!!! hmmmmm?) SDREADHEAD, 11listenernot, sadsadsad, listener13, wonkatania, mel41099...and so many others.

We are all important pal....don't flatter yourself by thinking I believe the comments....

P.S. Why must I spend time on thread attacks? The enemy lies within the Showgram!

[insightbyjake]

Wow - lucky and grateful to be an alcoholic! That is truly a first. I can't believe Laura said that in her innane diary! Lucky to ruin your marriage, give your son a birth defect and cause who knows how munch mental damageto your kids, destroy your family, hurt your kids, blow tons of $$ on rehab, waste your life, risk your life, depend on a foreign substance becasue you're to weak to exist without it, lie to the ones your supposedly love, get to know a bounch of other losers in rehab, destroy your body, etc. Yes, that sure is something for which to be thankful. She's just happy to be like Lindsay and Brittney - she's such a wannabe, look at me celeb.

Absolutely brilliant!

[surfing_texan]

Jake is an equal to Boris85, (HEY! DILBERT is *"85" ALSO!!! hmmmmm?) SDREADHEAD, 11listenernot, sadsadsad, listener13, wonkatania, mel41099...and so many others.

And here I thought we had bonded over movie quotes.

[surfing_texan]

On a serious note, if the cast members truly have nothing to hide and believe their real "fans" stand behind them, why not use this bulletin as one of their bits? I'm surprised FH hasn't mentioned on the air about the large group of "haters" who need help finding God.

[insightbyjake]

RE-POSTED by Dilbert-1985

Some people here don't understand what Laura has been through. I mean the people who are not drunks and addicts.

She did lotsa sole searching at Hazledon rehab in Oregon. She woke up one moring and didn't know where she was. How many sober people do that? Well, Laura did!

Then she did more sole searching at Sobriety By The Sea in Newport Beach. It's tortue to be in Newport Beach!!

Witch sounds like a beach hotel but it was like work for Laura to be in rehab. SHe had to do meetings, and write stuff and talk about herself and not do drugs and drink -- that's a hard job for an addict!

There are chores to do, like, make your bed and clean your bathroom; homework to do, like write down the messages the counselors give you in rehab lectures; classes to go to, like, "What to do after your spouse leaves you,".

She even had to go "PP" in front of somebody to prove it was her own yurin sample there. Do you know how many baloons she wasted during this process?

And now that she's been back she had to adjust to her marriage crumbling down and having to live at Little Tommy's house. What could be worse?

So she knows she has to be there more than ever for the kids. She knows her kids are going through a lot with her having been gone for 3 months and now their parents splitting up. She's doing what she knows how to do to reissure the kids that she's there for them and she loves them and they love her and Dave loves the kids still, even though they aren't together. Cause, she knows that as happy as she is about being an alcoholic -- the kids have a hard time adjusting to such happiness. Kids are sometimes selfish and fail to accept adult's happiness when they do drugs and drink. Things happened with Laura and Dave witch she never talks about, like the fights, and violence, and drunken stupor failures to take care of the kids....but they still happened. She just wants the kids to be happy and to get through it all together. Cause kids that are not happy are unhappy -- and unhappy people drink -- so she just wants the kids to be happy without drinking.

So cut Laura a break because she has been through some things that other people have not been through. Other people like, sober, responsible, adults who know how to live without drugs and alcohol, and adults who are not shopping addicts, and adults who do not shop at 7-11..... Rehab is not like being on vacation.
It's like being on vacation without a Mai-Tai

[insightbyjake]

And here I thought we had bonded over movie quotes.
Texan....you are my scarecrow....

[Carol]

Tomorrow night, I'm emcee-ing an event at The Marston House in Balboa Park. It's called Laughing Out Loud and it benefits The Stepping Stone, which is a recovery center for people with substance abuse problems. And, it's free. And, it has a huge success rate. Anyway, I was all over it when they asked me to be a part of this. Plus, I get to meet THE Nellie Olsen! She's going to do some kind of stand-up routine

I loved this part of Laura's diary!!!!!

I love the fact she starts talking about a place that does wonderful things for people, and how she was actually helping someone else for a change.............


...then she goes and F's it up, and ends her, less selfish than usual entry with how *SHE* gets to meet Nellie olsen.

FOR CHRIST SAKE. :disa:

Sometimes I think of a man, sitting across a kitchen table from laura, shaking his head back and forth, leaned back, in a wooden chair, with no arms, hands tucked behind his head and with a raised voice asking laura to "shut the heeeelllll up!".

[iamsheens]

RE-POSTED by Dilbert-1985

Some people here don't understand what Laura has been through. I mean the people who are not drunks and addicts.

She did lotsa sole searching at Hazledon rehab in Oregon. She woke up one moring and didn't know where she was. How many sober people do that? Well, Laura did!

Then she did more sole searching at Sobriety By The Sea in Newport Beach. It's tortue to be in Newport Beach!!

Witch sounds like a beach hotel but it was like work for Laura to be in rehab. SHe had to do meetings, and write stuff and talk about herself and not do drugs and drink -- that's a hard job for an addict!

There are chores to do, like, make your bed and clean your bathroom; homework to do, like write down the messages the counselors give you in rehab lectures; classes to go to, like, "What to do after your spouse leaves you,".

She even had to go "PP" in front of somebody to prove it was her own yurin sample there. Do you know how many baloons she wasted during this process?

And now that she's been back she had to adjust to her marriage crumbling down and having to live at Little Tommy's house. What could be worse?

So she knows she has to be there more than ever for the kids. She knows her kids are going through a lot with her having been gone for 3 months and now their parents splitting up. She's doing what she knows how to do to reissure the kids that she's there for them and she loves them and they love her and Dave loves the kids still, even though they aren't together. Cause, she knows that as happy as she is about being an alcoholic -- the kids have a hard time adjusting to such happiness. Kids are sometimes selfish and fail to accept adult's happiness when they do drugs and drink. Things happened with Laura and Dave witch she never talks about, like the fights, and violence, and drunken stupor failures to take care of the kids....but they still happened. She just wants the kids to be happy and to get through it all together. Cause kids that are not happy are unhappy -- and unhappy people drink -- so she just wants the kids to be happy without drinking.

So cut Laura a break because she has been through some things that other people have not been through. Other people like, sober, responsible, adults who know how to live without drugs and alcohol, and adults who are not shopping addicts, and adults who do not shop at 7-11..... Rehab is not like being on vacation.
It's like being on vacation without a Mai-Tai

funny as always Jake...my fav is how everyone continues to post "witch" instead of which...I know dilbert posted it that way but it amuses me. Seriously whoever writes as him needs to go back to school.

[Wabbitsd]

Oh, my I do hope that Laura and Charlie and Evie snuggled up together last night to watch one of her favorite shows "Intervention." There were 2 back to back episodes last nite.

I bet there were fun little family moments and conversations together. In the memorable words of Jer....and the violins playing..."It went a li'l bit like this...."

LBM: "Wow, look at how she crashed against the bookcase and fell on the floor! Remember when Mommy did that? Did you hear how many bones and stuff she broke?"

Charlie: "Man, she's messed up. You never looked that bad, Mom...well, close, but not that bad."

Evie: "Did she get to have little paper umbrellas in her drinks like you used to? And look she sleeps a lot, and yells at people, just like you used to do. Does she have that white powder stuff we weren't supposed to see you sniffing?"

[Mom2ThreeBoys]

I'm a lurker, but I just wanted to add that there is a bar IN the arcade section at Dave & Busters. How convenient for LBM. It's against the far back wall, right next to all the fun and games. And no, I wouldn't dream of taking a seven- and three-year-old there, particularly on a Friday night when it's full of drunk adults and rowdy teenagers.

[pax]

Quote:
Originally Posted by Conceptis
I am so humbled that I could actually have insulted your almighty exhaulted leader Jake. But come on there are plenty of clever and funny things being posted here. The clown graphics yesterday were great. L13's recent post very funny. You don't need a leader.

Well, based upon the fact that nothing you've ever posted has ever been "funny" or "clever"......you should be humbled -- BUT Jake is NOT "exhaulted." He may be "exhausted," but, if you mean "exalted," Jake is an equal to Boris85, (HEY! DILBERT is *"85" ALSO!!! hmmmmm?) SDREADHEAD, 11listenernot, sadsadsad, listener13, wonkatania, mel41099...and so many others.

We are all important pal....don't flatter yourself by thinking I believe the comments....

P.S. Why must I spend time on thread attacks? The enemy lies within the Showgram!

_______________________________________________________________

Um, Jake? This is a fun internet forum. RELAX.

[Wabbitsd]

Lol.

[feefifofum]

And here I thought we had bonded over movie quotes.
Here's one that's quite apropos:
"Oh Baby, you are so talented! And they are so dumb!"

[Conceptis]

Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock Mock


I never implied that I wrote anything funny or clever.

Is Jake really referring to himself in the third person? Pal.

[Conceptis]

Flatter myself? I don't think so. Pal.

[Transplant]

wow guys...let's change the subject, huh?

[Conceptis]

Jimmy likes Elaine. Jimmy thinks Elaine is hot. Jimmy would like to go out with Elaine. Jimmy's going to play basketball now.

[Conceptis]

wow guys...let's change the subject, huh?

Okay.

[WhoMe]

I am really enjoying the "Ignore" feature. I hope others will join me.

[Wabbitsd]

me, two, WhoMe....

[11ListenerNot]

Well, based upon the fact that nothing you've ever posted has ever been "funny" or "clever"......you should be humbled -- BUT Jake is NOT "exhaulted." He may be "exhausted," but, if you mean "exalted," Jake is an equal to Boris85, (HEY! DILBERT is *"85" ALSO!!! hmmmmm?) SDREADHEAD, 11listenernot, sadsadsad, listener13, wonkatania, mel41099...and so many others.

We are all important pal....don't flatter yourself by thinking I believe the comments....
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Jake, I know I speak for the majority of the posters YOU ROCK! (caps ok in this instance). We know "Conceptis" has no conception!

[pax]

I don't choose the "Ignore" feature for Dilbert 1985 because the stupid posts make me giggle. It's as if the poster inhaled helium before writing. Or another drug that creates verbal diarrhea. I like to have fodder for the fun freaks on here. This IS a bash Spewgram thread after all. I personally don't like it when we digress into movie dialogue and personal attacks (other than the public figures on the Spewgram). Just my two cents.

[SDReadhead]

Is there a doctor in the house? I need help. You see, against the better judgement of the voices inside my head, I cyber-ported myself into Not-so-litte Tummy's and LBM's abode. What is wrong with me? Not only did I scar my retinas and imprint the image of LT's Freak Den indelibly on my brain, but I put myself in serious danger. We all know that LT is the master of the internet stealth, right? Well, I'll bet once I clicked on that video link, he was able to install a secret camera into my computer monitor. Now he can see me! (Wait, I'm flipping off my monitor just in case. Ok, I'm done.)

What is wrong with me that I'd give those two publicity hounds an additional count on their "views" log? Here's what I learned while I was scouting out the dark side:
1) FT really is fat. I don't know what that freak looked like 6 months ago, but he's a big old fatty right now.
2) FT's house is as vacous as his mind. House -- blank walls, LT -- blank mind.
3) Laura Bugs Me.
4) Tommy is really, really fat and short and sort of orange. Borus is right ... he's the spawn of the Oompa Lumpas.

[insightbyjake]

I don't choose the "Ignore" feature for Dilbert 1985 because the stupid posts make me giggle. It's as if the poster inhaled helium before writing. Or another drug that creates verbal diarrhea. I like to have fodder for the fun freaks on here. This IS a bash Spewgram thread after all. I personally don't like it when we digress into movie dialogue and personal attacks (other than the public figures on the Spewgram). Just my two cents.

Remember what Pax wrote......don't digress....remember what pax wrote....don't digress....remember what pax wrote..... Whewwwww,

I fell better. Thanks Doc!


P.S. "Helium induced writing." I think you've unlocked the key to Dilweed.:)

[feefifofum]

Flatter myself? I don't think so. Pal.
CBM

[GirlfromOR]

LT is not an appropriate abbreviation for Tommy. I thought we discussed this several times. Don't insult LT :)

[RowdyOne]

LT is not an appropriate abbreviation for Tommy. I thought we discussed this several times. Don't insult LT :)Righton...Go Chargers tomorrow!

P.S. I guess, if used accidentally here, LT could mean LardTummy...

[Conceptis]

CBM

AOYFMJWMBTELSOOM

[pax]

I completely agree with you, Conceptis.

[insightbyjake]

I completely agree with you, Conceptis.

Me, too! GIWIST!

Although, my first response was, BTHOOM!

Then I realized this obviously FMTYEWTK.

I digress.....(remember Pax's statement!!!!!! Don't digress!!!)


P.S. FYSBIGTBABN!! Unless I get too tired and shut it down for a few days. You know what, I have to go out of town.....never-mind!

[Conceptis]

wow guys...let's change the subject, huh?

But mom! He started it! He attacked me first, and now he does not like spending time defending himself (now that's funny) and yet that is what those of us who have been attacked by the almighty Oz are trying to do. I agree with not attacking each other, but we all have the right and obligation to defend ourselves.

[insightbyjake]

Recently, it was asked of me, "Is Jake really referring to himself in the third person?"

Actually, this is an interesting question.

This is a thread. No one involved is real. My name isn't "Jake." Just as, 11ListerNot's name isn't 11ListenerNot.

We, the writers on this thread, are ALL third person. We orbit this Showgram as outside, objective, evaluators of what is "crap."

I am not Jake. I have a real life, a different name, and many things that are more "realistic" than this thread. BUT--- the ability to respond to this staion's "Theater of the Absurd" makes life a bit more enjoyable.

Is "Jake" sensitive? YES! He is only trying to "push" the effort. Maybe his Sh*t isn't good at times. Maybe he is an arrogant pr*ck!

Okay, "Jake" can deal with that -- just as Boris, and Texan, and Wabbit have to deal with their posts ---- and the feedback they get.

We are ALL third Person!!!! That's what makes this thread so wonderful.

If I write..."Jake needs to get more of a balance." I am NOT writing third-person. ---- I am writing, "The guy who writes as 'Jake,' should probably get more of a balance."

My apology for being too "real" for the thread. I love this site! I love the rhythm and tempo of the posters.......I just don't enjoy the irrelevant, outside, adjudication.

The thread is not "real." Just as "jeff & jer" are NOT real.

[surfing_texan]

But mom! He started it! He attacked me first, and now he does not like spending time defending himself (now that's funny) and yet that is what those of us who have been attacked by the almighty Oz are trying to do. I agree with not attacking each other, but we all have the right and obligation to defend ourselves.

Having 9 siblings has taught me that the person who claims "he/she started it!", is usually the person who really started it all...:argue:

[surfing_texan]

surfingtexan thinks Jake need not apologize to anybody (espcially when "anybody" is likely an imposter anyways)

[Trixie]

Trixie is not my real name. Just sayin'.
Only inert thing I could think of at the moment.

[Conceptis]

surfingtexan thinks Jake need not apologize to anybody (espcially when "anybody" is likely an imposter anyways)

Dear Jake Worshiper -

The proof is in the posts. I don't give a crap how many siblings you have. And who asked Oz to apologize? Not me! Go see a movie.

[surfing_texan]

Dear Jake Worshiper -

The proof is in the posts. I don't give a crap how many siblings you have. And who asked Oz to apologize? Not me! Go see a movie.

So much anger. Call your pal Tommy and maybe he can loan you his Virgin Mary.

[Conceptis]

So much anger. Call your pal Tommy and maybe he can loan you his Virgin Mary.

No anger. Just defense.

[Wabbitsd]

My real name is Wabbit. I actually am a rabbit. Actually.

Jake has no apology to make, s'all fine. Love your stuff, Jake, keep it up, thanks for your contrib. But I did get a kick out of being mentioned, thanks Jake, baby. I was feeling ignored and relegated to the corner, but you made my day.

I also enter the secret brotherhood/sisterhood of not using the intials "LT" here on the sight. Not for this caracature, anyhoo.

I do think we all should intentionally misuse a word or misspell it on purpose every day.

I have not viewed teletubby and will not.

[insightbyjake]

Dear Jake Worshiper -

The proof is in the posts. I don't give a crap how many siblings you have. And who asked Oz to apologize? Not me! Go see a movie.

Great suggestion! Maybe, you should go see "The Wizard of Oz!"
You see, the Wizard is not real. And, the Land of Oz is a figment of belief! Funny, but the Wizard, represents the hope we have for a solution. You see, Dorothy was living a "dream?"

Oz is not a person. He can't apologize.

"Oz" was a trip home. He wasn't "Professor Marvel" just as he wasn't Jake.

Hey.....is this Jerry? You seem to be articulate -- but defensive. Are you sure you don't work for the showgram?

Then again, you seem to be obtuse...are you Randy?

Maybe you are Jeff -- a self-righteous, know-it-all, who can't accept his own flaws.....

Oh Hell, maybe you're simply conceptis and I'm wasting my time... my bad!



P.S. "The proof is in the posts" --- the "posts" are real!

Just as real as, "We represent, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild.."

[sixpac shakur]

My name isn't "Jake." Just as, 11ListerNot's name isn't 11ListenerNot.

Sh!t, that made me laugh out loud.

[insightbyjake]

Um, Jake? This is a fun internet forum. RELAX.

"I love you...you love me....we may just disagree...with a knick-knack-pattiwack-give-a-dog-a-bone-....this old-thread-is-going-home...." :cheers:

[BigAl]

One another note, whatever happened to the "moderator" of this blog thing that came on many pages ago and scolded those who attacked each other and the show???? Or did he/she just give up and let this take its course?
I saw that "TommyTube" crap tonight and I felt ill. With Ms laura and Moochelle (Sp?) coming and going and all those kids alway around I hope nothing crazy happens. Not a good idea. Laura-Move out. Thank God I am several counties away. Yikes.

[SDReadhead]

1) My baptismal name really is SDReadHead. Mrs. ReadHead to those who only know me on a more professional, formal basis.
2) Jake is frikkin hilarious and in my "real" life he is married to SadSadSad, but SadSadSad also loves Boris and Telemundo is thinking of basing a telanovela on the triangle. I am on the outside, looking in, afraid to confess my love for Jake, while at the same time drawn to Boris although I am sure he could kick my arse (yes, arse, not a$$) if it came down to it.

On a serious note ... I have 7 siblings ... all my best friends (not counting J/J of course) AND

I apologize for not knowing not to use LT, but American football baffles me. In Ireland our men run around swinging hurley sticks, no helmets or pads, and a pint of Guiness in hand. But, out of respect for my new homeland, I will no longer refer to the Oompa lumpa reject as LT.

[Wabbitsd]

LOL, Read.

[RowdyOne]

One another note, whatever happened to the "moderator" of this blog thing that came on many pages ago and scolded those who attacked each other and the show????
I think that mod was responding to the un-named mosquito who probably sent mod alerts on all of us. Poor thing, got its feelers hurt.

[11ListenerNot]

Today a woman came up to me and said that TODAY was her first day of working out. I think she looked awesome, but she told me she felt heavy and not sexy. She told me she wanted to do 6 months of just working out and living and eating right, because in 6 months when it’s her husband’s birthday, she wanted to jump out of a cake. I liked this woman so much and I felt her desire to do this. Many of the regulars on the walks also felt her enthusiasm and that woman will be with us for the next several months, because it can happen for her. She can meet her goals and she will feel good and sexy again. I won’t say her name until she tells me it’s okay
-------------------------------------------------------------Oh, oh, watch out Michelle, he's still on the prowl

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[11ListenerNot]

Warning, folks, if you have just had your breakfast, don't read this!

"I’ll be getting my face painted and getting the words GO CHARGERS spray painted on my belly"
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AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY:disa:

[11ListenerNot]

I do think we all should intentionally misuse a word or misspell it on purpose every day.
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Funny, rabbit (wabbit)!

[Conceptis]

Wow!!! You're kidding!!! Right?!! Conceptis is the only person here to use his real name? That's amazing.

[Trixie]

I have toshare this. After reading FH's newest blog (post time 3:30 Saturday), something clicked in my head. All of a sudden, the image of Richard Simmons (aka RS), curly hair, chubby face, striped dolphin shorts and sequin tank top came to mind.

Why? you may ask yourself....FH is to the local hikes as RS is to chubby buddies getting started on an exercise and diet routine.

FH might just become the next diet/workout guru? Say it isn't so. Somebody pinch me. Tell me it is a fleeting moment of brain gap.

On the other hand, if FH reads my post, and hooks up with RS for a Growgram interview, well, then I will just be beside myelf.

[longcommute]

For some reason, I thought Tommy had known Michelle longer. Not that much longer, but at least more than 2 months. From his blog yesterday:
"Today, is kind of my 2 month anniversary of meeting Michelle. I met her on July 8th going up Cowles Mountain. HEY, wait, THAT MEANS COWLES SHOULD BE MY FAVORITE place, because that’s where I met Michelle. J Well, we only met 2 months ago and we’ve been engaged for over 2 weeks now. We kind of both reminded each other of this milestone and we both acknowledged how FAST that was to be engaged. Well, it was fast, but it was also SO RIGHT to do."

Maybe Michelle should STOP going to wedding related stuff if the kids really are the ones to decide when the wedding will occur. Who am I kidding. Tommy is just telling himself that to make himself feel better about it all.

[Texasgirl]

I have toshare this. After reading FH's newest blog (post time 3:30 Saturday), something clicked in my head. All of a sudden, the image of Richard Simmons (aka RS), curly hair, chubby face, striped dolphin shorts and sequin tank top came to mind.

Don't insult Richard Simmons! He may be way out there, but I do believe his heart is genuine.

[Dilbert-1985]

Stay tuned to Star 94.1 and listen to the Jeff and Jer Radio Showgram. This week they will be talking more about Tommy Tube and how it's going. That will be fun to hear about.

How in the heck did somebody get Laura and Tommy's faces in the Tele Tubbies a few pages back? How the heck do you guys do stuff like that on a computer?

Hopefully Laura will tell us how things went at Dave and Busters. You guys can assume the worst about Laura but she's been through a lot and is staying on track to meet her goals of soberity, totally.

See the reason she can't just spend unstructurued time with the kids is because of her living at Little Tommy's. She doesn't want to just bring the kids and create all that "kaos" at Tommy's house, so that's why she would rather take the kids out someplace, since she doesn't have her own place to take them. So she wants to limit the time they are at Tommy's, thats all.

That was nice of Jeff to talk about High School Musical the other day too, because we know Jeff is big on the values things, and he said how in Grease people got "nocked up" but nothing bad happens in High School Musical. Witch is nice to see so that kids don't have to get exposed to things they shouldn't be exposed to.


Can't wait till tomorrow and another Jeff and Jer Radio Showgram.

[BigAl]

Thank God I apply Leykis 101 principles. T should read into further.
And yes, Monday will be another "exiting" radio showgram week indeed. New stuff to talk about, Chargers, Padres, D&B experience, new outfit, and a certain someone falling off the wagon and waking up in the restroom at PB.

[Wabbitsd]

I hear tell from unmanned sources that Fathead is developing a set of motivational videos featuring himself! and a whole new set of deal a drug cards, with faces of different dropouts from Castle Park Hi on them--with their associated years of incarceration as the numbers.

I don't think things have gotten smarky enough to move the mod to scold anyone. Ah, the good old days...wasn't the mod last around when that poster "Whiskers" and I got into it over whether or not his favorite catalog sportswear company was for older gals or not?

The best insult to me, so far, was the one poster who was so angry he/it said "Wabbit, what, do you have a speech impediment or something?" Cracked me right up!

[Dilbert-1985]

Laura has worked very hard to get to where she is. She's has had problems of course but has worked hard to get there and stay there. Good job like working on the Jeff and Jer Radio Showgram are hard to come by in the radio business. She's juggling lots of stuff. She's dealing with her struggles to overcome addiction, she's dealing with all that stuff with Dave, she's dealing with not having a place of her own to live, she's dealing with juggling everything that a mom does with the kids. She's just juggling all of that plus going to her meetings. She's just juggling a lot of things in life and she's being the best mom that she knows how to be. This is the point where some people missed the point. She's doing the best she can, considering her marriage has fallen apart and she's scrambling on the back end of things to figure out what to do. She is not Mary Poppins to the kids and never will be. She's just herself and that's all anybody can expect her to be. She's a working mother, a separated mother, a single mother, a mother who has had problems in life, and we should all just take a deep brath and cut her a break because she's juggling a lot of serious issues. Some of us in life have issues that come one at a time, but she's juggling all these issues at the same time. So let's hope she continues on the straight and arrow because she is doing a good job which some people just don't seem to see about.

[Dilbert-1985]

My gosh, this Tommy Tube thing is the most exciting thing to happen on the Showgram in a long time! What other Showgram would have a web site where you can see the house where one of the key people lives! How cool is that!

[listener13]

Warning, folks, if you have just had your breakfast, don't read this!

"I’ll be getting my face painted and getting the words GO CHARGERS spray painted on my belly"
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AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY:disa:

So, THAT's why there was no blue paint left at Lowes today. Bastard.

[Transplant]

But mom! He started it! He attacked me first, and now he does not like spending time defending himself (now that's funny) and yet that is what those of us who have been attacked by the almighty Oz are trying to do. I agree with not attacking each other, but we all have the right and obligation to defend ourselves.

I agree darling....so JAKE & CONCEPTIS....both of you shake and make up!

All of you guys rock...

[Jammie J.]

From Laura's 9/7/07 diary:
...BTW, I cannot wait for the Fall TV season to start up. I miss my weekly shows…Prison Break, Lost, Heroes, The Office and I'm even into Survivor this time. I tried to get into Big Brother 8. Watched it last night for a bit and was turned off by the people. Yuck. Oooo…just remembered that a new Intervention is on tonight. Yippee!

********
The hell you say, she has all that spare time to watch all those TV shows this coming season? I'm thinking the time would be better spent either (a) spending it with her kids not watching TV or (b) going to the gym. Has she looked at herself on that TommyTube video?

I'm glad she's sober and all, but her griping about her weight irritates me to no end. Especially if she's not doing much (if anything) about it.

[insightbyjake]

Wow!!! You're kidding!!! Right?!! Conceptis is the only person here to use his real name? That's amazing.

It's Ripley's!:cheers:

[insightbyjake]

RE-POSTED by DILBERT 1985:

Stay tuned to Star 94.1 and listen to the Jeff and Jer Radio Showgram. This week they will be talking more about Tubby Tube and how it's going. That will be fun to hear about cause we'll hear Jeff and Jer makes jokes and Randy will laugh as I..er, Tommy screens callers telling us...er, them how cool Tubby Tube is!.

How in the heck did somebody get Laura and Tommy's faces in the Tele Tubbies a few pages back? Did they pose for you? How the heck do you guys do stuff like that on a computer? I can barely keep my porn sites hidden from my kids!

Hopefully Laura will tell us how things went at Dave and Busters. Hopefully she's still clean and doesn't suffer those crummy "black-outs" she used to get attacked by. You guys can assume the worst about Laura and it's probably right -- but she's been through a lot and is staying on track to meet her goals of soberity, totally. Cause she tried the sobriety partially, and it didn't seem to go over too well with Dave.

See the reason she can't just spend unstructurued time with the kids is because of her living at Little Tommy's. And, as Tubby Tube shows you, everything at Tommy's IS structured, so she can't have her "unstructured" kids there alot of the time.

She doesn't want to just bring the kids and create all that "kaos" at Tommy's house, so that's why she would rather take the kids out someplace, since she doesn't have her own place to take them. Lots of homeless people do this as well, so the kids get some good "playtime" and meet lots of interesting mobile families when Laura takes them. So she wants to limit the time they are at Tommy's, thats all.

That was nice of Jeff to talk about High School Musical the other day too, because we know Jeff is big on the values things, and he said how in Grease people got "nocked up" but nothing bad happens in High School Musical. Except for the smokin' hot full-frontal, nude photo of the star that's cirulating on the Internet! (Which I only read about today but don't want to actually look at cause it will offend Jeff's values.)

Witch is nice to see so that kids don't have to get exposed to things they shouldn't be exposed to. Obviously, High School Musical kids are better exposing themselves rather than having to be exposed to things that aren't good to be exposed to.


Can't wait till tomorrow and another Jeff and Jer Radio Showgram. Cause right now, I'm tired of trying to remove 2 gallons of blue paint from my stomac....er, walls[/QUOTE]

[insightbyjake]

I agree darling....so JAKE & CONCEPTIS....both of you shake and make up!

All of you guys rock...
:shakehand

[Transplant]

:shakehand


Come on Conceptis....Jake shook...now it's your turn! :)

Let's just stick to picking on "he who shall not be named"

P.S. Chargers go!

[listener13]

can't wait to hear Tommy tell us all about how the Chargers won, and he was there to see it, so that must have been the reason why they won. And with Michelle there, they were able to share their love for everyone in the stadium to feel because they're so in love, and I'm sure the Chargers all felt that love, and that's another reason why they won. Tommy and Michelle are so lucky - I know that I can ONLY HOPE to one day meet the man of MY dreams and get engaged to him after only knowing him for 7 weeks - that would be the most awesome thing ever. I'm hoping that the love I find with this man that I've only known for 7 weeks would be that of the love that Paul McCartney had for Linda.

[GirlfromOR]

From Tommy's Saturday Blog
Today, at Iron I saw so many of the regulars that are actually MY FRIENDS now and they all are looking great and looking so good from these workouts. I kind of feel that I am letting them down, because they are doing so well and I’m actually struggling with getting back to my “food intake” of March and April. Like I said, I feel really good and I’m in shape and I may be the best in shape chubby dude in the country.


Umm... yeah Tommy. You sure are in shape! Round is a shape... Did anyone get the great pleasure of seeing the Fat Tummy all painted up like a blimp at the Charger Game?

[listener13]

between his blue blimp body and her fake boobs and man hands, I'm sure they were hard to miss.

[feefifofum]

I hear tell from unmanned sources

I found your misspelled/misused word of the day, you wascally wabbit!

[Conceptis]

Come on Conceptis....Jake shook...now it's your turn! :)

Let's just stick to picking on "he who shall not be named"

P.S. Chargers go!

I'm sorry. I did not get that message. But, I'll shake. Let's get on with the absurdity of the show.

Thank goodness the Chargers won! Not pretty, but a win is a win! We'll need to do much butter next week with the Patriots. It's time for payback! Go Chargers and the real LT!

[insightbyjake]

Laura has worked very hard to get to where she is. She's has had problems of course but has worked hard to get there and stay there. Good job like working on the Jeff and Jer Radio Showgram are hard to come by in the radio business. She's juggling lots of stuff. She's dealing with her struggles to overcome addiction, she's dealing with all that stuff with Dave, she's dealing with not having a place of her own to live, she's dealing with juggling everything that a mom does with the kids. She's just juggling all of that plus going to her meetings. She's just juggling a lot of things in life and she's being the best mom that she knows how to be. This is the point where some people missed the point. She's doing the best she can, considering her marriage has fallen apart and she's scrambling on the back end of things to figure out what to do. She is not Mary Poppins to the kids and never will be. She's just herself and that's all anybody can expect her to be. She's a working mother, a separated mother, a single mother, a mother who has had problems in life, and we should all just take a deep brath and cut her a break because she's juggling a lot of serious issues. Some of us in life have issues that come one at a time, but she's juggling all these issues at the same time. So let's hope she continues on the straight and arrow because she is doing a good job which some people just don't seem to see about.

I apologize for those who block this moron! I can't help myself. This is stunning in its ability to make personal decisions seem to appear as if they were outside forces "attacking" one's life. It is also stunning how poorly he writes -- what a credit to Chula Vista's educational system.

She's just herself and that's all anybody can expect her to be. She's a working mother, a separated mother, a single mother, a mother who has had problems in life, and we should all just take a deep brath and cut her a break because she's juggling a lot of serious issues. WTF?!?!?!?!

This woman has lived a self-serving life-style for decades, paid little attention to her choices, sacrificed a married life and its stability for the right to drink and snort drugs, CHOSE to become a shallow-tv-addict-with-little-intellectual-stimulation, wrapped herself around crappy, weak-willed friends, remained a "party-hard" 24-year-old no matter what her chronological age might be, and decides to blame each and every CHOICE on "problems in life?!?!?!"

Give me and all of us a HUGE F***ING BREAK!

This is precisely what makes me absolutely despise this showgram, its participants, its message, its attitude, its sycophant followers, and its bloated-producer-post-as-if-we-don't-get-who-you-are-you-fat-piece-os sh*t-pretending-to-be-part-of-this-thread tube!

Let me tell you about "dealing with life."

My best friend Carol, raised two wonderful kids. She was a smile. She graduated from USC (I forgave her as a UCLA grad should), met her soon-to-be husband, moved to San Diego and began a married life. She had a wicked laugh, a cruel sense of humor, a love of life and a spirit that never quit. Her laugh was infectious, and she could light up any room the moment she entered. She also had undetected breast cancer.

She worked to secure a marriage while her husband lost his job, relocated and started a new career. The corporation he worked for, for 26 years, tried to deny health benefits for Carol's cancer. They had to hire a lawyer and sue. They got their money -- but it cost them so much pain and sorrow and time.

In the midst of all their troubles, she hosted dinner parties, birthday parties, family gatherings, and casual outings for her chidren. She made lunches, went shopping for groceries, mailed birthday cards, called friends, kept a beautiful home --- oh, and by the way, she daily fought breast cancer, and died - beautifully.

She "juggled" life -- and life killed her. She was beautiful, witty, wickedly sarcastic, completely devoted to her husband and children, and did so much more than "the best she can." My best friend died painfully and left behind two beautiful children, a husband, and family and friends that will always remember her courage, her will to survive and her dedication to not being a victim. "Life deals -- you play" was her motto.

Don't tell me Laura Cain is "struggling." Don't tell me people who take a risk while de-valuing others, deserve sympathy when the risk pays off. Tell me how any ONE thing LBM suffers compares to Carol's life, Carol's commitment to others, Carol's dignity while dying... and then MAYBE, perhaps MAYBE, I'll believe SOME of the crap you write Tommy. You simply do NOT get it -- that's what makes you such a revolting waste of space.

I apologize to my fellow posters for rambling-- it's personal and it hurts! I've seen a 12-year-old girl watch her momma's casket roll down the aisle of a church. I've heard the muted sobs of a 14-year-old boy whose mother was his biggest fan. I've hugged a man who wondered how he could possibly replace the loss of the center of his universe.....tell me, again, Tommy, how sorry I should feel for Laura -- and why? I'd like to know so I can tell Carols' children how others also suffer just as they've suffered and how it all makes sense. Tell me, Tommy, how Laura does it considering "she's not Mary Poppins..."

[Wabbitsd]

Thanks for sharing that, Jake. She is prcisely the kind of person who inspires others even when she is no longer here with us.

Thank you for letting us know a little about her.

[eyeseeyou]

They are talking right now about "what body part have you gotten stuck?"I wonder if Laura will chime in and tell her story about having her whole body stuck in this place called rehab for 3 months.
She's San Diego's version of Britney....
:rolleyes:

[JesseeezMom]

This morning 5am, Jeff said "when I read bad stuff about me on the internet, I realize it's not me who has the problem but the people who write the mean bad stuff who have the problems..."
I guess he lives by the theory- If I say it out loud it must be true.

Are there other boards like this one who mock the J&J trainwreck? My guess is that our little mosquito is Elizabeth sticking up for her Grandpa, er I mean Dad.

Unlike a lot of you this is my real name. People say "hey aren't you Jessi's mom?" and I say "yeah I'm JesseeezMom!" so I have no imagination.

Jake all I have to say is cancer SUCKS and your friend sounded like a wonderful person. I have lost 6 family members to cancer (all different kinds) the last being my 23yo step daughter she left behind 5 children, diagnosed when her youngest was 3mo w/brain cancer, dead just after his 1st birthday.

[SadSadSad]

Jake, you hit the nail on the head with your story. It underlines why we are all so over the J&J show. These are people who make bad decisions and create their own problems and then reward themselves when they "move on" telling everyone how great they are. They create their own drama with their choices. Those of us who live in the real world where life happens and things happen that are unfair and out of our control, but somehow find a way to handle it without fanfare and just deal are sick of the spewgram.

Meanwhile, if FH works out so much then WinTF is his food intake? He has to be stuffing burritos and lumpia down 24/7 to maintain that figure. Oh, but that's right we should have sympathy for him for his weight struggles. Geez, its so hard to not put food in his mouth. Maybe he can right a song called My Own Fatdom to express his struggles.

[Mom2ThreeBoys]

Thanks for sharing that, Jake. I lost a dear friend to breast cancer last week. She was diagnosed at age 37 and passed away at age 43, leaving three young children. It's a dreadfully arbitrary disease, and my heart aches over the loss of my friend and my thoughts for her kids.

LBM has NO idea what makes a hard life.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Thanks, Jake, for a wonderful tribute to your friend...She sounds like someone I would have loved to know :)

[boris85]

Of course Laura feels sorry for Brittney's horrible performance. They are basically the same - washed up wannabes still trying to live out their their teen years, except Brittney has a minor talent for lip-synching and a better body (i.e. a better rack). They've both been in rehab, they both have neglected kids, they both have a collection of junk in the trunk, they are both infatuated with Chris Angel. It's uncanny I tell you.

[Alpinemaps]

Jake - That note from FH has been bugging me since he posted it. I wasn't quite sure how to (or if I should) respond to that. Thank you for sharing, and for putting such a fine point on it.

Sadly, I think it's going to fly over their heads. They just don't get it.

[SDchick]

Gah, it SLAYS me to hear/read Dilbert, Laura, Tommy, say "the marriage fell apart." No, sweetie, YOU fell apart, and abandoned your marriage LOOOOONNNNGG before its demise. I'll never forget Laura's passive-aggressive entry about "some people just don't take their vows seriously-for better or worse" she was blaming Dave for their separation!!!

No, Dil-wad, she's not juggling, juggling doesn't entail spa treatments, shopping every damn day of the week, wasting a whole Saturday to watch MTV's reruns of America's Next Top Model, etc...

And Thank you Jake, for the beautiful story of your amazing friend. What an inspiration she continues to be.

[Wabbitsd]

I have to share how freakin' relieved I am to find out that Laura did not have to pay for all those bella derma peels to slough off all that rehab nonsense from her face. Yes, thankfully, the evidence is there for all to see...no, her face doesn't look any better, but I heard her shillin' away for Dr. Bucko this morning. Honest to god. She and buddy Jojo had the bestest of times together and you all can, too, for just $99.00!

[SadSadSad]

Of course Laura feels sorry for Brittney's horrible performance. They are basically the same - washed up wannabes still trying to live out their their teen years, except Brittney has a minor talent for lip-synching and a better body (i.e. a better rack). They've both been in rehab, they both have neglected kids, they both have a collection of junk in the trunk, they are both infatuated with Chris Angel. It's uncanny I tell you.

Boris, you just don't understand how hard it is. Life is just so tough for them. They've been through so much. Life is really hard for them. It's really tough being them. You just don't understand. They are really important people and being important is tough and hard and tough.

[boris85]

Boris, you just don't understand how hard it is. Life is just so tough for them. They've been through so much. Life is really hard for them. It's really tough being them. You just don't understand. They are really important people and being important is tough and hard and tough.

You are right, I am wrong. I have seen my errors. I am sorry for being honest and spreading the unwashed truth. I can't help it, it's in my brain. I have no control over telling it like it is. I am an honestholic...

Hey, on that note - Brittney and Laura both have nannies to pawn their kids off on, and they both have dark roots that need attention.

[SadSadSad]

Hey, on that note - Brittney and Laura both have nannies to pawn their kids off on, and they both have dark roots that need attention.

It was really tough for them to pick up the phone and call a nanny agency and gosh, give them a break for not getting their hair done. It's really hard to get in the car and drive to the salon. Not to mention picking the phone up to make an appointment. They are such big deals why can't a hairdresser come to them? It's only fair since they've been through so much in life. They deserve to be pampered.

[boris85]

It was really tough for them to pick up the phone and call a nanny agency and gosh, give them a break for not getting their hair done. It's really hard to get in the car and drive to the salon. Not to mention picking the phone up to make an appointment. They are such big deals why can't a hairdresser come to them? It's only fair since they've been through so much in life. They deserve to be pampered.

Forgive me. As we all know, it's not Laura's fault - nothing is. She can't help it. Her brain has a mind of it's own. She has had no control over anything that's happened. She's a victom. It's not her fault she destroys everyhting she touches. If Midas turns everything he touches to gold, Laura must be Crapas.

[wonkatania]

Of course Laura feels sorry for Brittney's horrible performance. They are basically the same - washed up wannabes still trying to live out their their teen years, except Brittney has a minor talent for lip-synching and a better body (i.e. a better rack). They've both been in rehab, they both have neglected kids, they both have a collection of junk in the trunk, they are both infatuated with Chris Angel. It's uncanny I tell you.


Have you ever seen them together or even in the same room at the same time?

Something to think about.

[SadSadSad]

Forgive me. As we all know, it's not Laura's fault - nothing is. She can't help it. Her brain has a mind of it's own. She has had no control over anything that's happened. She's a victom. It's not her fault she destroys everyhting she touches. If Midas turns everything he touches to gold, Laura must be Crapas.

I forgive you. The question is will Crapas forgive you? OMG. That is just one more thing for her to juggle. I think you should go the alter of Idiocracy and sacrifice some bleach and a martini to Crapas just to be on the safe side.

[feefifofum]

They are talking right now about "what body part have you gotten stuck?"
You know how sometimes you drop one laundry basket that's full into an empty one that's sitting on top of the dryer? Well, once I did that and my boob got stuck in between the two. :eek3:

[mel41099]

You know how sometimes you drop one laundry basket that's full into an empty one that's sitting on top of the dryer? Well, once I did that and my boob got stuck in between the two

OW.

[11ListenerNot]

Help me figure this out. I saw some of DB's blobs yesterday afternoon that were written during the Charger game. Are the times that show up on this site accurate? Or is DB not Tubby?? Surely he wouldn't be on his laptop during the game writing us?

[boris85]

Help me figure this out. I saw some of DB's blobs yesterday afternoon that were written during the Charger game. Are the times that show up on this site accurate? Or is DB not Tubby?? Surely he wouldn't be on his laptop during the game writing us?

I think Dumb Bert is Randy. Dilbert is a nerdy character, and I don't think Tummy would've selected it.

[SadSadSad]

Hey, checkout the DB Thread. The MOD posted today at 10:18 am saying the thread is out and so is Dilbert.

[cheekymonkey]

I apologize for those who block this moron! I can't help myself. This is stunning in its ability to make personal decisions seem to appear as if they were outside forces "attacking" one's life. It is also stunning how poorly he writes -- what a credit to Chula Vista's educational system.

She's just herself and that's all anybody can expect her to be. She's a working mother, a separated mother, a single mother, a mother who has had problems in life, and we should all just take a deep brath and cut her a break because she's juggling a lot of serious issues. WTF?!?!?!?!

This woman has lived a self-serving life-style for decades, paid little attention to her choices, sacrificed a married life and its stability for the right to drink and snort drugs, CHOSE to become a shallow-tv-addict-with-little-intellectual-stimulation, wrapped herself around crappy, weak-willed friends, remained a "party-hard" 24-year-old no matter what her chronological age might be, and decides to blame each and every CHOICE on "problems in life?!?!?!"

Give me and all of us a HUGE F***ING BREAK!

This is precisely what makes me absolutely despise this showgram, its participants, its message, its attitude, its sycophant followers, and its bloated-producer-post-as-if-we-don't-get-who-you-are-you-fat-piece-os sh*t-pretending-to-be-part-of-this-thread tube!

Let me tell you about "dealing with life."

My best friend Carol, raised two wonderful kids. She was a smile. She graduated from USC (I forgave her as a UCLA grad should), met her soon-to-be husband, moved to San Diego and began a married life. She had a wicked laugh, a cruel sense of humor, a love of life and a spirit that never quit. Her laugh was infectious, and she could light up any room the moment she entered. She also had undetected breast cancer.

She worked to secure a marriage while her husband lost his job, relocated and started a new career. The corporation he worked for, for 26 years, tried to deny health benefits for Carol's cancer. They had to hire a lawyer and sue. They got their money -- but it cost them so much pain and sorrow and time.

In the midst of all their troubles, she hosted dinner parties, birthday parties, family gatherings, and casual outings for her chidren. She made lunches, went shopping for groceries, mailed birthday cards, called friends, kept a beautiful home --- oh, and by the way, she daily fought breast cancer, and died - beautifully.

She "juggled" life -- and life killed her. She was beautiful, witty, wickedly sarcastic, completely devoted to her husband and children, and did so much more than "the best she can." My best friend died painfully and left behind two beautiful children, a husband, and family and friends that will always remember her courage, her will to survive and her dedication to not being a victim. "Life deals -- you play" was her motto.

Don't tell me Laura Cain is "struggling." Don't tell me people who take a risk while de-valuing others, deserve sympathy when the risk pays off. Tell me how any ONE thing LBM suffers compares to Carol's life, Carol's commitment to others, Carol's dignity while dying... and then MAYBE, perhaps MAYBE, I'll believe SOME of the crap you write Tommy. You simply do NOT get it -- that's what makes you such a revolting waste of space.

I apologize to my fellow posters for rambling-- it's personal and it hurts! I've seen a 12-year-old girl watch her momma's casket roll down the aisle of a church. I've heard the muted sobs of a 14-year-old boy whose mother was his biggest fan. I've hugged a man who wondered how he could possibly replace the loss of the center of his universe.....tell me, again, Tommy, how sorry I should feel for Laura -- and why? I'd like to know so I can tell Carols' children how others also suffer just as they've suffered and how it all makes sense. Tell me, Tommy, how Laura does it considering "she's not Mary Poppins..."


Jake--what a great tribute to your friend. I have tears in my eyes--how do I explain that to my boss while I'm supposed to be working!!


It's all making sense...this whole unbalance of the universe. We have people like Michael Vick and people feeling sorry for him vs. looking to Drew Brees or others like him who do things for their communities.

Laura--self indulgent and doesn't get it vs. All the Carol's out there...living or lived life as it should be. It's a reminder we need to get our priorities straight and STOP the Michael Vick's and START the Drew Brees. Forget the Laura Cains' and REMEMBER the Carol's in our lives.

Here's to you Carol, for leaving a legacy of love behind.

Cheers! :cheers:

[feefifofum]

Hey, checkout the DB Thread. The MOD posted today at 10:18 am saying the thread is out and so is Dilbert.

Hallelujah! R.I.P. Dillweed! (Until you return as someone else!)

[Wabbitsd]

I may be in love with that Mod. Thank you. my prayers have been answered, can I hear a Hallelujah!!!! and an AMEN!

[pax]

There's a DB thread??

[RowdyOne]

Is DB off all threads, or just that one? The wording is...
"Also, you may be pleased to know that this particular user is no longer welcome here. You won't be hearing from him again."

[RowdyOne]

There's a DB thread??http://www.gotapex.com/region-specific-deals/159228-dilbert-bugs-me-clueless-thread-2.html

[Wabbitsd]

Rowdy, hopefully, the poser I mean poster has been banned totally. I don't recall it posting on that thread. Of course, there is the possibility that the mod mistakes us pretending to be he-who-shall-never-be-spoken-of-again...for the real thang.

But then, he may have duties such as trying to catch folks who get code words from sites for the points program they run. And he will be back with spite.

[RowdyOne]

"Rowdy, hopefully, the poser I mean poster has been banned totally. I don't recall it posting on that thread."

Post #5 is from it.

"And he will be back with spite."

You betcha. Stay alert!

[Wabbitsd]

LOL, Rowdy....I hadn't gone back. I kept seeing my post as the last one there, and was too embarrassed to look!

[SadSadSad]

And he will be back with spite.

I'm afraid you are correct. As they say in the competitive world of Dodgeball, "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood!"

[11ListenerNot]

:wavey2:
You are right, I am wrong. I have seen my errors. I am sorry for being honest and spreading the unwashed truth. I can't help it, it's in my brain. I have no control over telling it like it is. I am an honestholic...
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Boris, better to be an honestholic than a

1. blogaholic
2. alcoholic
3. dumbalcoholic (dilweed)
4. fataholic (FH)
5. shopaholic (LBM)

[11ListenerNot]

And the list could go on and on..................

[11ListenerNot]

Dear Diary,

I'm trying, really trying to summon-up some positive vibes today because I am in Crabbyland. I have no idea why. Except for the obvious stuff going on in my personal life, which is a constant dull-throbbing hurt, I have nothing to be pissy about. It's not that time of the month either, okay? I'm just ready for a fight.
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Laura, if you read this thread, look back a couple of pages and read what Jake wrote about Carol. Maybe you will then:disa: have a small humble moment

[Luv2hike]

Is DB off all threads, or just that one? The wording is...
"Also, you may be pleased to know that this particular user is no longer welcome here. You won't be hearing from him again."

Good question! I went back and counted 3 postings from DB on the other thread. How do we know if he'll be banned from this thread as well? Anyway, if he is, he'll probably just come back with a new name.

[Layla]

Good question! I went back and counted 3 postings from DB on the other thread. How do we know if he'll be banned from this thread as well? Anyway, if he is, he'll probably just come back with a new name.

See, now Tommy, THAT made me laugh. Love the new name. Should we ask you to leave now?

[WhoMe]

LOL Layla, I was just thinkinig...interesting choice of name, eh?

[longtimereader]

Good question! I went back and counted 3 postings from DB on the other thread. How do we know if he'll be banned from this thread as well? Anyway, if he is, he'll probably just come back with a new name.

Hi there "Luv2hike" (aka Dilbert, Tommy, Michelle, Laura, Randy, Pacey, Krusten) :wavey2:

Now take a hike!

[mel41099]

Luv2hike posted yesterday on the KOGO points forum, so maybe not one of the spewgram, but perhaps one of the coveted BBQ goers??

[Wabbitsd]

Look, my world is just about perfect today, so nobody better mess it up. Here are the reasons why. I will not try to say I a hve ten of them, I just don't have that kind of attention span.

1. He-who-may-not-be-named-YET-still-merits-mocerky is supposed to be gone. Or, in the worst case scenario for today, it will have to assume a new identity. I am sure the Mod did that just for me. which brings me to item 2....

2. I'm certain the Mod (Merry Mod, specifically) is quite taken by my devastating good looks, charm, and wit. I'm more certain than ever, since I believe everything I say. And I say it often, and repetition makes truth, as we all know from he-who...oh, please, you know to whom I refer, please, I can't do the hyphen typing. Add on to that, the Mod has never seen me, which makes it easier than if he had some actual idea of what I look like.

3. The Chula Vista School District is holding an emergency session to try to undo the damage done by one of its more visible residents. Note I did not say "outstanding graduates."

4. The Wicked Witch of the West is dead.

[boris85]

Luv2hike posted yesterday on the KOGO points forum, so maybe not one of the spewgram, but perhaps one of the coveted BBQ goers??

Could be - Tummy's freaky cult of chunky walkers is everywhere! They should be marked on the forehead with a big red XXL or something...

[plutoboy7]

Just looking at the thread stats on this forum and I found it quite interesting that this thread is just over 2 years old. The Star 94.1 thread which gives codes for FREE stuff is almost one year old. Look at the replies, Drama Club has about 5 times the number of replies. Look at the views, about 5 times the number of views as the Star thread. I guess that makes us about 2.5 times as popular! Tummy knows about blog hits and who's blog is the most popular, wonder what he thinks of this?

[11ListenerNot]

WAIT: Laura’s calling me on the phone, hold on:

------3 minutes later-------

Oh no! Laura is crying! She told me she just got her hair colored and it looks like a carrot. She said her hair is bright orange. She says she can’t go out in public like this. I couldn’t tell if Laura was cracking up about it or just so distraught. OH NO!

I have to call her back. I will continue this blog in a few minutes. OH NO!
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I wonder how much she spent for her orange hair. I would love to see a picture.

[Wabbitsd]

I think I know what happened with her hair.

she was lured in by a lurker on THIS site...he or she offered Laura free hair coloring in exchange for unlimited and frequent shilling.

Whoever did that...wow. Clever and inventive...AND a fine understanding of that human's nature.

Boris! LOL! "freaky cult of chunky walkers" I would prefer to say "Freaky cult of sycophant steppers."

I think I may have seriously misjudged Laura. I had no idea she knew carrots were orange. I would have thought she would have said "cheeto-orange" but "Carrot-orange?" Maybe she has turned over a new leaf!! Maybe she has changed for the better?

[boris85]

WAIT: Laura’s calling me on the phone, hold on:

------3 minutes later-------

Oh no! Laura is crying! She told me she just got her hair colored and it looks like a carrot. She said her hair is bright orange. She says she can’t go out in public like this. I couldn’t tell if Laura was cracking up about it or just so distraught. OH NO!

I have to call her back. I will continue this blog in a few minutes. OH NO!
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I wonder how much she spent for her orange hair. I would love to see a picture.

"Umpa, umpa, umpity-ooo, if you have orange hair I will listen to you. If you chug booze and snort white lines, your marriage will crumble and you'll have bad times. Umpa, umpa, umpity-ooo, my tummy hangs low and my butt is too big. I have no boobs and I mooch off my friends, my kids are neglected and I know how to spend. Umpa, umpa, umpity-ooo, it's all about me, I don't care about you."

[boris85]

I think I know what happened with her hair.

she was lured in by a lurker on THIS site...he or she offered Laura free hair coloring in exchange for unlimited and frequent shilling.

Whoever did that...wow. Clever and inventive...AND a fine understanding of that human's nature.

Boris! LOL! "freaky cult of chunky walkers" I would prefer to say "Freaky cult of sycophant steppers."

I think I may have seriously misjudged Laura. I had no idea she knew carrots were orange. I would have thought she would have said "cheeto-orange" but "Carrot-orange?" Maybe she has turned over a new leaf!! Maybe she has changed for the better?

I see clown school in her future. Maybe her dead father is trying to give her a clue from beyond the grave. He left a penny fro her, but she didn't get the hint, I guess. He's been trying to tell her she's an idiot!! His favorite past-time was getting wasted and going to the circus, and his favorite color was orange. I bet if Tummy takes a picture of Laura, we'd see orbs around her head.

[iamsheens]

can't wait to hear Tommy tell us all about how the Chargers won, and he was there to see it, so that must have been the reason why they won. And with Michelle there, they were able to share their love for everyone in the stadium to feel because they're so in love, and I'm sure the Chargers all felt that love, and that's another reason why they won. Tommy and Michelle are so lucky - I know that I can ONLY HOPE to one day meet the man of MY dreams and get engaged to him after only knowing him for 7 weeks - that would be the most awesome thing ever. I'm hoping that the love I find with this man that I've only known for 7 weeks would be that of the love that Paul McCartney had for Linda.

Im catching up from the weekend and Im laughing so much right now....so funny....

[iamsheens]

between his blue blimp body and her fake boobs and man hands, I'm sure they were hard to miss.

LOL MAN HANDS....People at work must think im an idiot cause Im literally laughing out loud, so loud.....

Tommy wasnt on the jumbo screen at the game was he? Ugggh how horrid that would be if he was...

[feefifofum]

"Umpa, umpa, umpity-ooo, if you have orange hair I will listen to you. If you chug booze and snort white lines, your marriage will crumble and you'll have bad times. Umpa, umpa, umpity-ooo, my tummy hangs low and my butt is too big. I have no boobs and I mooch off my friends, my kids are neglected and I know how to spend. Umpa, umpa, umpity-ooo, it's all about me, I don't care about you."
Now that, Sir Boris, is an honorable use of your clever wit!

[iamsheens]

hmmm is it me or is every new person who comes on the thread going to be suspicious now?

If he who shall not be named were here he'd say Laura is going through so much being a single mom, employee, going through a divroce, blah blah blah...and now she has the biggest problem of her life yet, Orange hair! God it must be hard to be her....

[iamsheens]

Jake,
I know your post about Carol is pages ago now but I just read it today and your friend sounded like a true role model. I wish she could have stayed longer for her family and society. I hope that her kids never forget what a great mom she was.

There are so many people who are in worse shape than Laura and this showgram is so fixated on her petty problems in life. If they could take all that energy they use telling everyone how Laura's improved and actually gear it towards helping others in more need than her they could actually do something good for a change.

Forget the fact that there are starving people across the world, diseases, living conditions we will never have to experience,and Wars in other countries. In the scheme of things we are all doing pretty damn well for ourselves. Im thankful that I dont have to worry if today is the day my house is bombed, or if Im going to die of malaria. I just wish these people who make issues over nothing would have to see how much worse their lives could be....

Anyways, I just wanted to get all of that out. Jakes story gave me a reality check that life is great and rather than worrying about the everyday stresses in life we should just enjoy our time here and live life to the fullest.

[RowdyOne]

I wonder how much she spent for her orange hair. I would love to see a picture. I'd bet wonkatania's working on this one right now!

[eyeseeyou]

You know how sometimes you drop one laundry basket that's full into an empty one that's sitting on top of the dryer? Well, once I did that and my boob got stuck in between the two. :eek3:
Oooucchhh!!! I had a similar experience with that wonderful invention called 6 second abs! That sucker..sucked a piece of my boob down in a snap...took 6 seconds to get back out. Click-click-click-click-click-click:eek3:

[Trixie]

This just in...........TummyTube has a longer and more 'painful to watch' episode on.

I didn't even watch the whole thing, but they show more of their living areas and sleeping areas (I didn't get that far, but it promises to deliver). Moochelle was present. I think I caught the first 3 minutes.

I have to give my kid a bath so TT doesn't compete with family time! I'll view it later, after my precious is asleep.

Just thought you might want to venture to their site. Dang, I guess I could have posted the link. Time's Up!

[GirlfromOR]

Tommy is such an ass. In his first (of 3!) blog for today, he's making fun of an ice cream vendor who apparently was a little confused at how much change he owed Tommy. What??? Why is he making fun of someone for being bad at math when he has no concept of grammar and spelling? The vendor probably isn't bad at math at all... he was probaby just distracted by Tommy's giant blue stomach and fat head. What if that vendor is a fan of the show and reads his blog? I'd be really bummed if I saw someone making fun of me. I guess that probably doesn't matter to Fatty because they have so many fans that they can afford to drive them away and make fun of them.

[eyeseeyou]

Ok, I will fess up. I watched Lard-o-Tube.All these "walks" FH goes on & he still looks like that?! What the heck did he start off like 6 months ago on this diet thing? Goodness, I sure as hell don't want work out tips from him & his ohh so fruitful walks.:|
I can't believe I wasted 6 minutes of my life to watch that.:disa:

[SDReadhead]

Oh my gosh, so many of you wonderful Apex-pals to comment on and so little time. Here goes: Jake, I was truly touched by your tribute to your friend. All I can say is that truly there are more people like Carol in the world than there are like LBM and the other self-absorbed jackasses from that show. We just don't hear about them because they don't spend their empty lives talking about themselves. Tonight, Carol's family will be in my good old Irish-Catholic bedtime prayers.

Boris, I am going to sing the Umpa loompa song on the way to work tomorrow instead of listening to the 12 minutes of crap on 94.1 that would normally fill my time. (6 mins of Jeff interrupting and Jer doing forced-fake laughs followed by 6 mins of LBM's nasal commercial breaks.)

GirlfromOr -- the ice cream vendor was probably distracted with thoughts of why someone so obese needed to be buying ice cream. But you know what, I'll bet Tummy got an A+ in calculus at Castle Park High, so he has room to laugh at dum peeple.

IamSheens -- Yes, every newcomer will be suspect. In fact, I'm beginning to look at my own family members with suspicion. And by the way, regarding your question about the Charger game -- do you think the Jumbotron is big enough to capture that belly???

Wonk -- do you think LBM got the orange hair because she liked your clown photos?

I'll pay a nickle to the person who watches the TummyTube video and gives me the highlights (lowlights?) goodnight.

[listener13]

OMG! I just watched TummyTube - those people are so dysfunctional, it amazes me. Laura is wandering around basically making fun of the house (it is pathetic, that house). But, it's better than the cardboard box she would have been living in. Tommy looks gigantic. That house looks like a halfway flop house - mismatched furniture, nothing hanging on the walls, a pathetic plant here and there. And OMG - that front yard! I guess they don't have an association in that neighborhood, because he's in volation of every CCR I can think of with the freaking skateboard ramp and a freaking trampoline in the FRONT yard! What the hell is in the backyard if he needs all that stuff up front. One day, a kid is going to get hurt on that stupid stuff, and they're going to sue the pants off of him.

It all boggles my mind.....and my mind is hard to boggle.

[listener13]

We all need to keep a lookout for the reincarnation of Dilbert - we know that moron will be back in one form or another.

I was looking at the views page for this forum - this forum has over 687K views - that's gotta be more hits than Tommy's blob.....but it's probably closer to his daily caloric intake.

[eyeseeyou]

I'll pay a nickle to the person who watches the TummyTube video and gives me the highlights (lowlights?) goodnight.
It starts out with them on the sofa where FH sleeps, with drool stains and..other small stains of some sort:dead:
LBM is eating and raiding the fridge for a Redbull, while FH talks about flowers he has sent to his house 3 times a week. They go into the dining room, you know where the drum set is, and talk about his guitars and LBM keeps jumping in trying to steal FH's lime light. They go back in the dirty sofa room where Mr. Moochelle is with her kids. FH gets a guitar and sings his song. Pardon me for a sec...I am going to throw up.
K...He walks into the garage and shows the tramp (no- not the one in the dirty sofa room with the kids), the hideous one one the front lawn. FH then hands off the floor to LBM where she tromps upstairs and lays down on the bed almost doing a "like a Vigin Dance" while talking about her new book. That is basically it.

[eyeseeyou]

We all need to keep a lookout for the reincarnation of Dilbert - we know that moron will be back in one form or another.

I was looking at the views page for this forum - this forum has over 687K views - that's gotta be more hits than Tommy's blob.....but it's probably closer to his daily caloric intake.
Yeah fathead... guess what-we can see your IP address tooooooo:wavey2:

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Did any of you see the Arts section in yesterday's Union-Tribune? The main story was about the renewed interest in ballroom dancing and the side article was about the fundraiser "event" that LBM is dancing in on Saturday night.

http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20070909/news_mz1a09fund.html

Is anyone planning on attending? Care to report back on LBM's performance? Secretly video tape it and post to YouTube? Pfffft! (Actually I would love to go watch them all if I had that kind of disposable income...)

At least they didn't put her picture in the newspaper...then she really would be "Ms. Big Deal San Diego 2007".

[listener13]

Oh, I forgot - I was 1/2 listening to Channel 8 news this afternoon at around 8, and they said something about Laura Cain being on, and that she was going to discuss her trials and tribulations with rehab - OMG! Could she just do something that keeps her out of the limelight for just a few seconds each day? I didn't get a chance to watch it because I had to finish spanking my laptop - it was misbehaving......sometimes I feel really bad about making fun of all of the AV geeks in high school - I sure could use one of them now.

[RowdyOne]

Eyeseeyou, thank you so much for the sacrifice you made for us by watching the TT video and reporting the hi/low-lites. I am sorry about your eyes and your GI tract but it was for a good cause. Will you have to change your name now that you've had such horrible retinal damage?

[Trixie]

The report from the webcam (aka TommyTube) is that it will hurt your eyes in more than one way. The lighting isn't right. It's either dark or they turn on lights and it adjusts, or it is too bright.

Things I took note of: Lack of art/photos/pictures decor left much to be desire. The kitchen was modern, with a large (and empty) wine rack (I wouldn't recognize a Barfon Cabinet if I saw one). I mean, you could at least stock it with fizzy water or bottles of VOSS. The bed that Laura sleeps in looked lumpy and I wasn't certain if it was a SleepTrain or not. I'm surprised she didn't put a plug in there (maybe in a future episode?)
The award for best use of space would be the garage gym.

I admit I felt SadSadSadSad after TommyTube ended. Was it a waste of time? Yes. I think that future episodes will be best viewed with an adult beverage.

I also see that the LA WeightLoss sponsor is no longer associated with FH's blog. I don't know if this is recent or if y'all mentioned it already.

On another note, this morning when I was listening to the No-Gram on the radio, Laura was talking about her new word 'grot' a blend between gross and hot. Her example of a grot guy would be Tommy Lee or Criss Angel.

[insightbyjake]

Oh, I forgot - I was 1/2 listening to Channel 8 news this afternoon at around 8, and they said something about Laura Cain being on, and that she was going to discuss her trials and tribulations with rehab - OMG! Could she just do something that keeps her out of the limelight for just a few seconds each day? I didn't get a chance to watch it because I had to finish spanking my laptop - it was misbehaving......sometimes I feel really bad about making fun of all of the AV geeks in high school - I sure could use one of them now.

Saw it. Taped it. think it went like this: (Need to identify voices since I'm transcribing a video...)
BLE = Barbara Lee Edwards
DSWG = Dumb-Sh*t-Weather-Guy
LSSFI = Lackey-Side-Seat-Fill-In

BLE: "Guess our weather is settling back to a normal pattern of cool nights and warm days!"

DSWG: "That's right, and there's more of this in store!"

GTC -- (that's go-to-commercial)

Off-air: BLE- " Why am I interviewing her? It's not like she's a teenage star in rehab!"

Director: "Yes, it is like she's a teenage star in rehab. There are countless women between the ages of 32 and 46 who adore her -- she's their role-model."

BLE: "Role model for WHAT?!" "I'm goin' on a three-day hike for people who are dying. Aren't we role-models?"

Director: "Yes, but the listeners are too shallow and still would rather listen to her."

"In 5-4-3-..."

BLE: "We're back and tonight we have a gripping interview with a woman who represents all that is San Diego! Star 94.1's Laura Cain! Welcome Laura."

LBM: "Hi, it's nice to be here."

BLE: "So, a successful job, two lovely kids, a handsome husband-father, a life-to-die-for.....why the booze and drugs?"

LBM: "My daddy died, and I find pennies everywhere cause he's trying to contact me. I see orbs -- they infested our house so we got Bardon Cabinets -- but still more orbs! My brother has red hair, I keep losing my lotto tickets, my momma drinks and smokes (I always wanted to be like my mamma), my naps are too short, I'm running out of room on my Tivo to tape the 313 shows I watch each week, I feel like a dancing hippo in the celebrity dance contest ---- who could handle all that pressure!!!??"

BLE: "Wow! I bet the listeners had no idea how difficult your life is!"

LBM: "Well, I try to explain each day in my Diary -- you know....Laura's Diary on the JeffandJer Showgram website, how difficult and unfair my life is. By unfair I mean "for better or worse" means you're supposed to accept the "worse" I offer and not be offended cause you offer "better!"

LSSFI: "Um... it sure seems like she had everything handed to her on a silver-platter. Are we sure she has troubles?"

BLE: (Ignoring LSSFI)"Laura, you have succesfully completed rehab. Congratulations!!!! How did you do it? It seems so many people can't relate to having it all and throwing it all away because of such a weak personality. How did you overcome such hardships?"

LBM: "I did it for my babies!!!!" "My babies could have been raised for 16 years by an alcoholic, drug-addict, but I said, 'Damn it!' 'I'm stronger than this, I'm better than this, and gosh darnit, I'm kind of a big deal! Six years of addiction is more than enough!!!'"

"Plus, once the court ordered me to attend a program, I knew I could over-come the negative issues that were dragging me down!"

BLE: "There you have it. A Jeff and Jer icon, revealing intimate details that describe how a succesful radio personality can over-come life's hardship's, an abandoned marriage, homlessness, and STILL come out on top! Laura, you a true inspiration for us all!"

LSSFI: "She f**ked up her marriage by doing drugs and she's a local hero? I don't get it?"

Producer: "That's why you're a lackey-side-seat-fill-in!"

BLE: "I'm BLE and I thank Laura for such a revealing, honest portrayal of her hardships. Up next, my workouts with Tommy Sablon! Stay tuned! You don't want to miss Tommy as he hits on me behind his girlfriends back!!!"

Director: "We're out!"

[Trixie]

Thanks for the recap Jake. I missed the ch. 8 show.

[insightbyjake]

P.S. I can't thank you all enough for your response to my writing about Carol.

She was the greatest smile you could ever meet. She "got it." She was smart, funny, talented, sensitive -- yet wickedly rude, and could pass it all off because she loved everyone. You get one or two gems in your life to be your closest friends. She was my diamond.

You are all so kind to recognize, there are SO MANY beautiful and talented people out there who are NOT "celebrities." I value inward depth so much more than outward talent....and I thank you all for recognizing this star of mine.....

P.P.S. Gone for a few weeks -- stay on the fools - don't let them be "kind-of-a-big-thing"

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Well, I went and viewed the "new and not-improved" version of TummyTub(e). It's just a longer (unedited?) version of the one that they put up last week.

I was not impressed (again). Tummy has a huge house that he has turned into a waystation for just about everyone in San Diego County. He's got LBM living there, his kids, her kids, Moochelle and her kids, the neighborhood kids, the mooching workout "buddies"...heck, I think I should go over there, too! (My son would certainly like all the tv's, trampoline, swimming pool, etc.)

I wonder if his insurance agent is aware that he has a trampoline in his front yard? Aren't they the #1 reason that kids end up in the Emergency Room? I'm sure that could cause some major liability issues since it's out there for ANYONE to use.

And what's with LBM eating her way through the whole video? You know, for being a guest in that house she sure is pretty insulting to Tummy - he hasn't hung but 4 pictures, he doesn't have any plates, he doesn't have a dresser, his big screen TV is dying....if I was in her position (rehab, divorce, etal) I definitely would NOT be insulting the person that was providing a roof over my head!

They try so hard to make people believe that they are "just like us" - but they are so far off the map it's not even funny. They all need a serious reality check.

[Luv2hike]

[QUOTE=iamsheens]hmmm is it me or is every new person who comes on the thread going to be suspicious now?

Thanks, iam for maybe giving me the benefit of the doubt. The rest of you guys seem to distrust any newcomer. Just for the record, I've never met FH or gone on any of his walks or bbq. I've used this name for years since hiking is my passion. I have no affiliation with the spewgram or 94.1 other than being a STAR Freeloader. I came across this thread a few months ago when I was checking out the codes postings. I've been a lurker ever since and really enjoy reading your posts. Writing is not my forte so I haven't posted before - I can't compete with your wit. I was totally surprised to read your comments when I logged on tonight, after making what I thought was a very innocent remark and asking a genuine question. Oh well, I'll keep on reading "your" thread, but I guess refrain from commenting since you don't seem to welcome any new posters.

[Wabbitsd]

ah, go on. if you are for real, thicken the skin, and jump in.
Give the folks here the benefit of the doubt. Figure if you post more often, they will have to read a percentage less of my posts.

If you aren't for real, you'll take a regular beeting (that's my intentional word of the day, by the way). And Boris won't invite you to formal tea at the Horton Grande. Ask any of the other shillgram lackey posters...he never invited them either!!!

ok, one thing. You do know all about not using ALL CAPS too much, right? That could be awkward if you have to be thrashed about for that one, too.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Luv2Hike, welcome aboard. Jump right in - the water's fine.

I wasn't invited :) I just found this place by googling and made myself right at home - they haven't kicked me out yet :thumbup:

While I truly appreciate Jake's insight below (hee!), was there anything on News8 yet or was it a plug for the morning show? I looked all over their website trying to find a clip, but nada.

(And I'm sorry, guys, but I just can't intentionally misspell a word...it goes against everything the nuns and Mrs. Loomer taught me!)

I'm outta' here for tonight - keep all those great posts coming!

[shello]

I too saw Tommytub, er Tommytube and it was bad. VERY BAD! Here we have one forty-something and a 39 y/o, both of whom have kids, engaging in this B.S. I was actually embarassed for the two of them. It is soooooo bad that no one could possibly enjoy it and look forward to it. I can't fathom that thought but there are same dullsters out there who will salivate for it.

I ask you, Tommy and Laura, what is your motivation for doing this? Must be their silly notion that, as Big Deals, everyone is interested in their every move. It was dull, anticlimatic and of extremely low quality. I've got to think that one day, LBM and TS will look back at this and get really embarassed....as well they should.

Boys, bring on the band.....I need a tune!

[shello]

:fro: :drums: :guitar: :sing:

[Conceptis]

[QUOTE=iamsheens]hmmm is it me or is every new person who comes on the thread going to be suspicious now?

Thanks, iam for maybe giving me the benefit of the doubt. The rest of you guys seem to distrust any newcomer. Just for the record, I've never met FH or gone on any of his walks or bbq. I've used this name for years since hiking is my passion. I have no affiliation with the spewgram or 94.1 other than being a STAR Freeloader. I came across this thread a few months ago when I was checking out the codes postings. I've been a lurker ever since and really enjoy reading your posts. Writing is not my forte so I haven't posted before - I can't compete with your wit. I was totally surprised to read your comments when I logged on tonight, after making what I thought was a very innocent remark and asking a genuine question. Oh well, I'll keep on reading "your" thread, but I guess refrain from commenting since you don't seem to welcome any new posters.


Welcome! Please make yourself at home. Do not fear to post.

[eyeseeyou]

Eyeseeyou, thank you so much for the sacrifice you made for us by watching the TT video and reporting the hi/low-lites. I am sorry about your eyes and your GI tract but it was for a good cause. Will you have to change your name now that you've had such horrible retinal damage?
Thank you RO,I only risked my retinas because I happen to work for an Ophthalmologist who works wonders. I knew he could fix the swelling and fluid built up from such crap...mentally I am screwed though. Thats why I turn to you guys for my therapy.
No...not changing the name either:bandit:

[eyeseeyou]

Hey Wonk...are you by chance a hair dresser? :cheers:

[wonkatania]

She Reminds me of Garfield or Heathcliff:

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/7026/lauraredhairyf1.jpg

[feefifofum]

P.P.S. Gone for a few weeks --
:sad: :bawl:
Say it isn't so!

[feefifofum]

Oh well, I'll keep on reading "your" thread, but I guess refrain from commenting since you don't seem to welcome any new posters.
It's like an initiation! You just have to get "jumped" and get it over with!

[loriraesd]

TommyTube is a pathetic waste of space..... produced by supposed "professionals" involved in the entertainment industry, that is the poorest excuse for "entertainment" I've seen in a long time.... sound quality poor, lighting quality a disaster, content? There is no content......

and oh yeah, FH is FAT.....

[SDchick]

Oh, I forgot - I was 1/2 listening to Channel 8 news this afternoon at around 8, and they said something about Laura Cain being on, and that she was going to discuss her trials and tribulations with rehab - OMG! Could she just do something that keeps her out of the limelight for just a few seconds each day? I didn't get a chance to watch it because I had to finish spanking my laptop - it was misbehaving......sometimes I feel really bad about making fun of all of the AV geeks in high school - I sure could use one of them now.
What I saw was this: News 8 was doing the segment about Britney's trainwreck VMA performance, but the bottom of the screen had the headline, "Laura Cain's comeback." Well, that wasn't the exact wording, but I found it so bizarre that it had Laura Cain's name under Britney's picture, and the caption said something I didn't understand, like there was a backlash at Laura over her commentary? Or something about her rehab? If anyone else saw, enlighten me please!

[J&JSuck]

She Reminds me of Garfield or Heathcliff:

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/7026/lauraredhairyf1.jpg

I don't see anything wrong with LBM's hair - it looks fresh & natural, just like her... Maybe she should avoid having her hair done in people's kitchen sinks.

[boris85]

Tommy is such an ass. In his first (of 3!) blog for today, he's making fun of an ice cream vendor who apparently was a little confused at how much change he owed Tommy. What??? Why is he making fun of someone for being bad at math when he has no concept of grammar and spelling? The vendor probably isn't bad at math at all... he was probaby just distracted by Tommy's giant blue stomach and fat head. What if that vendor is a fan of the show and reads his blog? I'd be really bummed if I saw someone making fun of me. I guess that probably doesn't matter to Fatty because they have so many fans that they can afford to drive them away and make fun of them.

He didn't even tip the poor guy. Cheapo! And what's up with all this fake crying in the Blogs? BS!

[Transplant]

I apologize for those who block this moron! I can't help myself. This is stunning in its ability to make personal decisions seem to appear as if they were outside forces "attacking" one's life. It is also stunning how poorly he writes -- what a credit to Chula Vista's educational system.

I apologize to my fellow posters for rambling-- it's personal and it hurts! I've seen a 12-year-old girl watch her momma's casket roll down the aisle of a church. I've heard the muted sobs of a 14-year-old boy whose mother was his biggest fan. I've hugged a man who wondered how he could possibly replace the loss of the center of his universe.....tell me, again, Tommy, how sorry I should feel for Laura -- and why? I'd like to know so I can tell Carols' children how others also suffer just as they've suffered and how it all makes sense. Tell me, Tommy, how Laura does it considering "she's not Mary Poppins..."

I'm sorry guys for being behind the curve ball...wasn't able to catch up yesterday so I'm doing it now..

I've got to say WOW to jakes posting. It gave me boosegumps (yes the spelling was meant that way) Jakes posting makes me want to look inside of myself and see if I'm half the woman this LADY was.

Wow.....

P.S. Jake...question...are you from New England? (hint...wicked)

[SadSadSad]

Okay you guys have got to put some warning on a page or something when you are going to post Crapas and FH. Forget the hair, look at that face on Crapas. Mr. Ed on steroids.

[Transplant]

"Umpa, umpa, umpity-ooo, if you have orange hair I will listen to you. If you chug booze and snort white lines, your marriage will crumble and you'll have bad times. Umpa, umpa, umpity-ooo, my tummy hangs low and my butt is too big. I have no boobs and I mooch off my friends, my kids are neglected and I know how to spend. Umpa, umpa, umpity-ooo, it's all about me, I don't care about you."

You guys are such great medicine...I actually sang Boris' words out loud! Anyone who would have heard me would think I've finally lost it....

[11ListenerNot]

Ok, forgive me if this has already mentioned as I haven't had the time to read the previous posts, but I'm so sure that this whole hair thing was staged. They obviously have run out of things to do on this poor excuse for a radio show, and they through this out there. Don't worry, Laura has already lined up a salon to fix her hair and the the station will cover the cost

[wonkatania]

Someone's getting into the Season:

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/7289/lauraspumpkinmo0.jpg

[Transplant]

Someone's getting into the Season:

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/7289/lauraspumpkinmo0.jpg


Hey Wonks...how about putting the eyes, nose and mouth over her real face..(if that's what you could call it)???????

I think I just shot my coffee out my nose....owwwwww

[wonkatania]

Improved

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/7551/lauraspumpkinho7.jpg

[Transplant]

Improved

http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/7551/lauraspumpkinho7.jpg


gotta love the stem! it completes all of it! hmmm....stem....

[GirlfromOR]

This will be LBM's reason for having to go see Kree. So when she sinks back into her addictions, she can blame the person who effed up her hair and forced her to have to go see Kree, hair stylist and dealer to the wannabe celebs of San Diego.

[Wabbitsd]

Do we know that Kree re-did her hair?

If so, isn't it considered "Bad Form" for pro hair stylists to "do" clients at home?

And let's not explore the whole concept of what "do" means. That's a little much for me to think about.

I agree this all may be staged...LBM is looking for free hair coloring. It's probably just a shampoo in, and some unsuspecting generous stylist will be foregoing her fee and tip for the shill queen..

Wonk. Love the seasonal flair you have added, there....

[boris85]

Ok, forgive me if this has already mentioned as I haven't had the time to read the previous posts, but I'm so sure that this whole hair thing was staged. They obviously have run out of things to do on this poor excuse for a radio show, and they through this out there. Don't worry, Laura has already lined up a salon to fix her hair and the the station will cover the cost
I am sure she planned it all along. She knew the station would cover the cost due to the promo pictures. Now she gets to go to that salon that charges Jer $200 for a haircut!

[boris85]

I bet Laura went to a "house" in rural Poway to get her hair done AND to pick up some drugs. It was none other than a crack house. That's why she did not realize what had happened until she got home (i.e., sobered up). And that's why the dealer, I mean stylist, made such a big mistake. It looked so good, in a psychedelic way, to her initially. "Oh yah baby, you look grooooovy!!" Either that, or she went to Fantastic Sam's and got her hair done by Sunflower who learned to color hair in a backroom in Saigon.:bandit:

[wonkatania]

Hey Wonks...how about putting the eyes, nose and mouth over her real face..(if that's what you could call it)???????

I think I just shot my coffee out my nose....owwwwww


Just for you man:

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/2711/laurasjackolh1.jpg

[shello]

This has nothing to to with the crack-o-lantern...

I am not sure where I read this, but Jer just purchased a home in San Diego somewhere for over $4 million. Wow!

[MeowKat]

gotta love the stem! it completes all of it! hmmm....stem....

Is it me or does Laura kind of look like she could be related to Carrot Top. What is up the the face she making, not flattering at all.

[Transplant]

Just for you man:

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/2711/laurasjackolh1.jpg

Okay...more coffee out my nose...thank you very much! (tee hee)

It does make her look much better tho...doesn't it?

[boris85]

Is it me or does Laura kind of look like she could be related to Carrot Top. What is up the the face she making, not flattering at all.

Laura is more of a red head, naturally. She's said it before many times. Her brother, who by the way also has had drug problems, is a red head too. She should be glad now that the carpet finally matches the curtains.:cheers:

[shello]

Laura is more of a red head, naturally. She's said it before many times. Her brother, who by the way also has had drug problems, is a red head too. She should be gload now that the carpet finally matches the curtains.:cheers:

Holy Balls, Boris, you are on a roll today. The curtains comment was a hoot. And I love Wonko's work. Wasn't Laura's bro name Eric. And a drug prob for him too? :bandit: I don't think she mentions him much anymore, does she? Anyone?

[boris85]

Holy Balls, Boris, you are on a roll today. The curtains comment was a hoot. And I love Wonko's work. Wasn't Laura's bro name Eric. And a drug prob for him too? :bandit: I don't think she mentions him much anymore, does she? Anyone?
She seems to have a rocky relationship with her brother - probably reminds her too much of herself. She must have come from one screwed up family. Remember that time she her and mom smuggled wine into a kid's birthday party at Pump It Up inside coffee mugs!! That should have been a clue. Jeff and Jer don't care - they pimp her problems to boost ratings - she plays the role of idiot and plays it well.

[insightbyjake]

She seems to have a rocky relationship with her brother - probably reminds her too much of herself. She must have come from one screwed up family. Remember that time she her and mom smuggled wine into a kid's birthday party at Pump It Up inside coffee mugs!! That should have been a clue. Jeff and Jer don't care - they pimp her problems to boost ratings - she plays the role of idiot and plays it well.

I'm pretty sure she ain't "playing." Her ability to behave as an idiot appears as effortless as breathing and as indiscriminate as falling snow.:cheers:

[shello]

I'm pretty sure she ain't "playing." Her ability to behave as an idiot appears as effortless as breathing and as indiscriminate as falling snow.:cheers:

Wrap it all up, throw in a bad internet cam and you have "kaos." And how "bazaar" is that, Dil?

[GirlfromOR]

[QUOTE=Wabbitsd]Do we know that Kree re-did her hair?
QUOTE]

No, we don't know that Kree is fixing her hair. I was just throwing that out as a possible excuse for her next fall off the wagon. I bet that once her hair is fixed she'll start sounding like she's been snorting again. (Unless she sounds like that now... I don't know. I don't listen). I do like the theory that this was set up so that she could get free hair color services. She has no dignity does she?

[insightbyjake]

[QUOTE=Wabbitsd]Do we know that Kree re-did her hair?
QUOTE]

No, we don't know that Kree is fixing her hair. I was just throwing that out as a possible excuse for her next fall off the wagon. I bet that once her hair is fixed she'll start sounding like she's been snorting again. (Unless she sounds like that now... I don't know. I don't listen). I do like the theory that this was set up so that she could get free hair color services. She has no dignity does she?

That is an interesting thought: planned problems to solicit free aid. Jeff needs a truck; Jeff needs help with moving a play-set; kitchen cabinets; Stanley Steamer; Dr. Bucko; ..... and the worst of all? When callers call in and offer free assistance to these millionaires. Who ARE these people?!?!?

Why would anyone call a radio show and offer hair repair? How desperate for attention can one be that one would ingratiate themselves into the live's of radio "celebrities?"

I think....sorry, phone's ringing............

Gotta go... Seems Randy lost a black backgammon piece and I've got to rush down to Jimmy's so they can finish their game..:wavey2:

[Conceptis]

..

[shello]

Check out the J&J site and the part on the top about their email blog only has entries about Laura's hair.

I was thinking and really hoping that Laura might be getting more involved with that charity she emceed the event for on
Saturday night. She certainly has the time and it would be a better way for her to spend her time...she could actually wake up with a purpose in life! Has she made any mention of the event, BTW?

[11ListenerNot]

Ok my friends, just what we all have been waiting for.
The Channel 8 interview with the big deal is on the j and j website.

She's wearing a hat to cover up that mess on her head

[11ListenerNot]

God, one trainwreck talking about another trainwreck. Just proves that it takes one to know one

[shello]

I thought it would be coming, and now Tumnus wrote that he wants to move to our neighborhood. Not a good thing! I can tell you he can't have that crap in his front yard here. One good thing though, I'm sure Laura won't be coming with him. I guess Tumnus Tube won't last long.

Too much time and money leads to people doing stupid things. Like getting engaged after 2 months. And NOW they appear to be moving the wedding along quicker than Tommy earlier stated. Did you see that in his blob yesterday?

And then there's talk of moving to Escondildo. He had never mentioned buying a new, or even another home three months ago. In fact at that time he was swearing off the ladies, wasn't he?

Tommy, slow down. For now, stick with the oh-so-commited-to-our-loving-and-catching-butterflies-relationship drawer that you have at each other's homes. Nothing says commitment like that, regardless of whether or not your relationship is healthy and real or simply one built on ego, sex, desperation and money.

[listener13]

This has nothing to to with the crack-o-lantern...

I am not sure where I read this, but Jer just purchased a home in San Diego somewhere for over $4 million. Wow!

Wow, even the pompousness of La Jolla couldn't contain the Cesaks.

And $4 million - that's not a lot of money when you're a "big deal". I'm sure it has a lot of rooms - one for Jer and Clownface (and I'm sure they each have their own separate rooms), a room for each cat (so another 12), a room for Laura so that she has a place to go when Tommy throws her out, and a room for Carmelita - their live-in maid and masseuse.

[boris85]

Well, I watched the clip of Laura's interview on KFMB. She was wearing the clothes she wore in the picture off her clown hair and she was wearing a hat. Must've been done this morning? God she has an enormous head! They were interviewing her about Britney, as if that is critical news. They said Britney's life has paralleled Laura's in many ways! What!! I am sure Laura was disturbingly flattered by that remark. "I'm finally somebody!" They both abuse drugs and alcohol and are horrible mothers - but Britney is famous - she may have no talent, but she's famous. Laura has no talent and wants to be famous - there's a difference!!!!

[Smitty]

[QUOTE=GirlfromOR]


Gotta go... Seems Randy lost a black backgammon piece and I've got to rush down to Jimmy's so they can finish their game..:wavey2:

Now that's funny!

[feefifofum]

I think LBM's face looks more like a fish face than a horse face these days. Maybe it's because her face filled out a little, but this is what I see:

http://www.weshopwedeliver.com/fishface.jpg

I wish I knew how to Wonk it out with orange hair (hint, hint).

[boris85]

Laura is a "healthy" girl.:|
Is that her next to Drew Carey?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/DrewCareyTVFaves.jpg

[boris85]

Attention! We have a major issue. Emily's hot bikini picture is off the website! In fact, I have not heard her mentioned for a while. Is she gone?:dead:

[insightbyjake]

Attention! We have a major issue. Emily's hot bikini picture is off the website! In fact, I have not heard her mentioned for a while. Is she gone?:dead:

AAAggghhhhhhhh!!


Okay, I've recovered.

Actually, it's addition by subtraction. Pretty up one female version of Perez Hilton by subtracting all hot chicks working in the same building.

Tommy does it by inviting people larger than him to join him on his hikes -- if they get large enough, Tommy becomes Gilad!

[listener13]

Attention! We have a major issue. Emily's hot bikini picture is off the website! In fact, I have not heard her mentioned for a while. Is she gone?:dead:

I was in the car this morning going to a doctor's appointment (to have my brain replaced for listening to them in the car!) Anyway, Jeff mentioned Emily doing something with the website - so she's still there. Her photo was probably getting more hits than TubbyTube, and we can't have that, can we?

Also interesting, I heard Jerry doing the commercial for Sleep Train! So, sounds to me like Sleep Train dumped LBM as their spokesdrunk.

[wanky]

Ok my friends, just what we all have been waiting for.
The Channel 8 interview with the big deal is on the j and j website.

She's wearing a hat to cover up that mess on her head

I can't seem to find this interview on CBS's homepage. J&J site directed people to click on "Star 94.1 interviews Laura Cain.....where in particular did you find it? Is it right on the main page?

[OneKidOneDogMom]

I can't seem to find this interview on CBS's homepage. J&J site directed people to click on "Star 94.1 interviews Laura Cain.....where in particular did you find it? Is it right on the main page?

I can't find it either - wonder if KFMB pulled it off their website because they realized just how silly it was to have trash commenting on trash?

[11ListenerNot]

I can't seem to find this interview on CBS's homepage. J&J site directed people to click on "Star 94.1 interviews Laura Cain.....where in particular did you find it? Is it right on the main page?
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Well, Wanky it seems that when we now try to access the interview, it has disappeared off of channel 8's webpage already. I guess there is much more important news out there, especially today (September 11th). I'm sure the big deal is devestated

[BigAl]

OMG! I finaly had the stomach to watch the tommyvideo (or whatever you call it). Please make it go away. I was not pleased at their attempt of whatever the goal was. Then I see these pictures of her with orange hair and that put me over the edge. If that wasn't enough, bringing cats back from Ohio.....Who does that that is sane??? I think the show has hit ROCK Bottom. I wish DSC would drive over and do a hostile takeover. What were they thinking??????????????

[listener13]

from Tubby's blob:
I want to go to the ROCK, House of Blues, Jeff’s church, my friend Bob’s church, and a Chula Vista church. I just want to see if there’s a good feeling to make me want to make one of these places the place to go all the time. I’m sure it might even be a church I don’t even know about yet.

Now, what church wouldn't be PROUD to have an ex-substance abusing, domestic abuser, serial marrier in their congregation? Don't they have enough trouble with the priest fondling the alterboys (and don't attack me people - I'm Roman Catholic).

[shello]

[QUOTE=listener13]from Tubby's blob:
I want to go to the ROCK, House of Blues, Jeff’s church, my friend Bob’s church, and a Chula Vista church. I just want to see if there’s a good feeling to make me want to make one of these places the place to go all the time. I’m sure it might even be a church I don’t even know about yet.QUOTE]

Maybe Tommy should talk to Michelle and then determine what they want in a church. Some are more traditional...others are not. Some have big children's groups and lots of outside and family activities. He might want to talk to check out some websites or p'haps that dude in the Reader who reviews church on everything from sermon, to snacks to flowers. Not even sure why I am posting this but it's not a HUGE deal...go to a few and then decide. Or, choose two and alternate with them every other week.

[BecInCA]

Tuesday September 11, 2007 7:30pm: I just got an email from my little boy Eddie. It just made me smile and laugh and it put me in a great mood to go into the night and go to bed feeling good. Eddie emailed me saying: Hi Dad, What’s up MO FO?

That was all that he needed to say. I wrote back: “I love you BIATCH”. J Like father like son!

Yeah, you idiot, you are such a great role model for any boy. Wait until some guy calls Vanessa a "BIATCH". We'll see how good a mood you'll be in then. I doubt you'll be smiling and laughing MO FO! :disa:

[Wabbitsd]

yuck. Instead of trying to find a socially acceptable church for his place and position in life, maybe he should go ahead and spend some dough on finding both of those kids a therapist who will be able to undo all his "I'm not a parent, I'm your buddy" influence.

[shello]

Such drama! :faint: First it was Laura's bad hair color. Today? Today it is Jeff's missing tooth implant. Apparently on one of his bottom teeth there is an implant, which he removed yesterday. And this morning he cannot not find it! Say it isn't so!!! :cry: Whatchu talkin about Willis?

So now they are in a tizzy (though this all smells so made-up) about the photo shoot. On a related note, Jeff is going to Viva la Dentist (as he calls it) in Vegas this weekend for some work and p'haps to visit a buffet. :chef:

I never listen to them anymore (and am never up at 6am) but had to take hubby to work as his car is in the shop. Heard Delana though. She TRULY stays in the back of the class. She must be embarassed by this group she works with. :agree:

[shello]

Tuesday September 11, 2007 7:30pm: I just got an email from my little boy Eddie. It just made me smile and laugh and it put me in a great mood to go into the night and go to bed feeling good. Eddie emailed me saying: Hi Dad, What’s up MO FO?

That was all that he needed to say. I wrote back: “I love you BIATCH”. J Like father like son!

Yeah, you idiot, you are such a great role model for any boy. Wait until some guy calls Vanessa a "BIATCH". We'll see how good a mood you'll be in then. I doubt you'll be smiling and laughing MO FO! :disa:


Yes, and then there's this from this morning's Tommy blob...

I also became a better person and a better dad and son. Just like that Tim McGraw song: I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter and I gave forgiveness I’d been denying.

Yep, Tommy, the "MO FO" you are so proud of and the "I love you BIATCH" are true examples of a fine dad. YOu have evolved! Shoot, wish I could hear words like that from my Naval Commander dad.

Now, go back to your living-for-today-as-long-as-it-feels-good- with-no-regard-for-anyone-else-lifestyle and relationship with bleachy+booby what's her name.

[Trixie]

Is it me? Have I been blocked from the J&J WebPage?

I would appreciated anyone that has access to go to their home page and see if it is lacking the usual content.

Thanks in advance.

[shello]

Is it me? Have I been blocked from the J&J WebPage?

I would appreciated anyone that has access to go to their home page and see if it is lacking the usual content.

Thanks in advance.

It's not you, but yet it is you! Seriously, I could not get on their page either after having been on just 10 mins prior.

Thanks for the gift, J&J!:wavey2:

P.S. BTW, it's always lacking!

[mel41099]

Is it me? Have I been blocked from the J&J WebPage?

They were talking earlier that the website was down.

[boris85]

[QUOTE=listener13]from Tubby's blob:
I want to go to the ROCK, House of Blues, Jeff’s church, my friend Bob’s church, and a Chula Vista church. I just want to see if there’s a good feeling to make me want to make one of these places the place to go all the time. I’m sure it might even be a church I don’t even know about yet.QUOTE]

Maybe Tommy should talk to Michelle and then determine what they want in a church. Some are more traditional...others are not. Some have big children's groups and lots of outside and family activities. He might want to talk to check out some websites or p'haps that dude in the Reader who reviews church on everything from sermon, to snacks to flowers. Not even sure why I am posting this but it's not a HUGE deal...go to a few and then decide. Or, choose two and alternate with them every other week.

He should pick the church that gives you the most wine and allows seconds on crackers during communion.

[11ListenerNot]

So now they are in a tizzy (though this all smells so made-up) about the photo shoot. On a related note, Jeff is going to Viva la Dentist (as he calls it) in Vegas this weekend for some work and p'haps to visit a buffet.
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I don't get it, and maybe it's been mentioned on this thread before, but why did he have to go to Vegas to find a dentist?
Sounds like an excuse for a trip to Vegas to me

[loriraesd]

Has anyone noticed how nice it's been since the mosquito got squashed? I know, I know, stay alert...........:gle:

[loriraesd]

Also, check out the picture of Lisa Renna on the website - OMG