San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread

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Simmer down felines. If one is not wearing a belt, how does one know where to hit?


Remember Boris, in the lion pride, it's the females that do the hunting!

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Monday September 17, 2007 2:30pm: Well, sit down I think I need to tell you something! For lunch, I met Michelle at the courthouse. I was kind of dressed up a little more than usual. I’m waiting in the hallway where all the courtrooms and all the county offices are. I’m getting really nervous because Michelle has not arrived yet. I’m wondering what she will be wearing to get my mind off her being late. My phone is ringing off the hook from family members and a few people from the radio station are calling in. Minutes later STILL no Michelle. Now, I’m thinking the worse. Well, she finally arrives and she looks great. Just like in the movies. Her hair was as beautiful as can be and she looked so lovely. Her dress was blue with polka dots and it showed off her great tan legs. She was wearing heels which made her legs standout even more when she walked. THEN, I’m starting to get really nervous because in a few minutes I will see the judge before us and Michelle tells me he is also running late. So, we just stand there and my phone is vibrating off the hook and then FINALLY right behind us THE DOOR swings wide open and there is a man named WOODY. It’s Michelle’s boss who is a judge in San Diego. I finally get to meet this man, I’ve heard about this person LONGER than I’ve known Michelle and it was cool to meet this DNA expert. I say hello to him and tell him that I will make sure I will bring Michelle back to work in one hour. So, we went to the Litl’ Pepper Deli and had a turkey sandwich for lunch! OH, did you think we got married? No, not yet knucklehead! We just went out for lunch!

I’m so happy I made the time to take a few sandwiches up to Eddie and his classmates for lunch. When I used to take him lunch a few years ago, he wanted me to stay and eat with him. NOW, it’s like the worst thing I can say to him if I ask if he wanted me to stay for lunch now. My little 10 year old boy is growing up so fast and it’s NOT cool for him to be seen hugging his daddy anymore. Yesterday, he was out on the skateboard ramps when I went to the store. I said I was going to be back in a few minutes and went to hug him. When I hugged him in front of his friends, it was as if I stepped on his puppy or something like that. I don’t want my little boy to get any older. J Now, Vanessa-----we need to slow down the pace for her, because she’s 12 going on 28! I’m in trouble!


Well, I’m going to take a quick power nap and then go to BIKRAM YOGA. It starts at 4:30 in Mira Mesa. 90 minutes of yoga positions in a room that is worse than Miami. It’s like 110 degrees.

I am coming around slowly about the Chargers. I hope to be able to move forward with my depression from their LOSS yesterday in New England. I just can’t believe what is happening. Can one of you call Marty Shottenheimer and tell him to hurry and come back please?

[11ListenerNot]

Why was Tommy and Michelle at the courthouse this afternoon? Click here to find out why!

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I haven't read the blob yet. But say it isn't so!!:gle:

[mel41099]

How did he take lunch to Eddie in Temecula and take Michelle to lunch for an hour, drop her back off, and be home in PQ at 2:30 to write his blob??

And why are his family members ringing his phone off the hook?

[boris85]

How did he take lunch to Eddie in Temecula and take Michelle to lunch for an hour, drop her back off, and be home in PQ at 2:30 to write his blob??

And why are his family members ringing his phone off the hook?

And what about that bloody glove in his trunk! If it doesn't fit, we must acquit? But for Tummy, most things don't fit... He makes Lane Bryant look like a store for petites

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How did he take lunch to Eddie in Temecula and take Michelle to lunch for an hour, drop her back off, and be home in PQ at 2:30 to write his blob??

And why are his family members ringing his phone off the hook?

mel! shame on you...don't you know he's superman? Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound?

:)

[wonkatania]

How did he take lunch to Eddie in Temecula and take Michelle to lunch for an hour, drop her back off, and be home in PQ at 2:30 to write his blob??

And why are his family members ringing his phone off the hook?


QUICK ANSWER: Because his blob is BS.

[SadSadSad]

I think we have called FH the wrong character from Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. He's more like that annoying little girl Veruca who chews her gum all nasty and won't shut up and then blows up into a huge blueberry. So he is Veruca the Blueberry. In fact, I don't know why he keeps whining about walking for the 3 day...he should just tuck his fat head in and roll on his spherical-like body the whole way.

[shello]

First One Out:

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1078/lauradancingmr6.gif

I love the dance moves! What a hoot. Good job!

:sing: Cry me a river Tommy re: accomodations at the three day. (If you do spend the night, there will be no chocolate on your pillow or porn you can put on the plastic, either) The chemo and radiation my sis just finished were no walk in the park either, whineyass.

[Kanga]

I think we have called FH the wrong character from Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. He's more like that annoying little girl Veruca who chews her gum all nasty and won't shut up and then blows up into a huge blueberry. So he is Veruca the Blueberry. In fact, I don't know why he keeps whining about walking for the 3 day...he should just tuck his fat head in and roll on his spherical-like body the whole way.

Wasn't Violet the one who blew up like a blueberry?

[mel41099]

he should just tuck his fat head in and roll on his spherical-like body the whole way.


Classic...

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Wasn't Violet the one who blew up like a blueberry?

You know, it didn't look right when it was posted before...but you're right, it was Violet (hence her turning blue)...

Hi Kanga..haven't seen you before but see you've been a long timer~!

[SadSadSad]

I stand corrected...it was Violet who was the annoying gum chewer. Veruca was the spoiled brat who believed she deserved the world. Both of them fit, but since FH is a sphere I will have to go with Violet.

[gossipgurl]

I love the dance moves! What a hoot. Good job!

:sing: Cry me a river Tommy re: accomodations at the three day. (If you do spend the night, there will be no chocolate on your pillow or porn you can put on the plastic, either) The chemo and radiation my sis just finished were no walk in the park either, whineyass.


This is HILARIOUS!! Wow, Dannell, I can feel your frustration. Tommy never stops with his jabs at you and, obviously, doesn't care what you or your kids think. He makes his blogs sound like the kids are totally okay with him and Michelle and everything is just rosey. Did the lipstick belong to one of his girl friends that were mentioned on air, to a fellow co-worker or someone else? What a P-I-G!! You are so much better off without him. Also, I hope you don't get remarried so you can keep collecting alimony--that's what I would do if I were in your shoes--soak him until you can't soak him anymore:)

[pax]

Let's stick to the name "Amused," shall we?

[SDMommy]

I have been lurking here for a long time and enjoying this. Amused I'm loving your insight and your guts.

I went to Vegas this weekend and was flying home last night. I see this guy standing in front of me and was convinced it was Jeff. But then I talked myself out of it, because I thought there was no way he would be in Vegas by himself, without Krusten or the kids. He kept looking at me because he knew I was looking at him.

I was shocked this morning to read on here he was there to see the dentist. So it was him. He looks so much like Jerry now. I thought he was dressed way too young for his age - especially the Vans with designs on them. Sorry I don't have any other juicy thing to add about him, but darn it I wish I would have sat next to him. He's actually the only one I kind of like on there.

[pax]

SDMommy, you should call Laura's dirt phone!

[Trixie]

So, it looks like both LC and FH got colds "from the children" over the weekend. They wouldn't have a compromised immune system if they took better care of themselves, just saying. Or maybe it was the invisible elves that took care of them.

[SDReadhead]

How about instead of wasting money paying man hours on the diary-a, the blob and the $73 bargain of the week the station spend that money on the mental health of their employees. That would be money well spent and benefit the entire universe!

Just a thought.

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Hi Tommy :wavey2:

:laugh: Diary-a. Made me laugh out loud. But come on, Amused, no station, not even a national one like Clear Channel, can afford that much counseling.

[listener13]

I love the dance moves! What a hoot. Good job!

:sing: Cry me a river Tommy re: accomodations at the three day. (If you do spend the night, there will be no chocolate on your pillow or porn you can put on the plastic, either) The chemo and radiation my sis just finished were no walk in the park either, whineyass.

Seriously, does FH understand that he won't be able to get room service delivered to his 3-day tent? God, he is such a freaking spoiled brat. As someone said earlier - I feel sorry for the mothers who are BARELY making their fundraising goal (and the ones who aren't even close to making it) - they can't afford to have an entourage follow them, and they're taking this much more seriously than freaking FH. GOD, he is SUCH a baffoon - he makes me SO mad. He could be doing good things for this charity, and he's turned it around and made it all about HIM, which is what he does with everything. And what about Mattie - why does he never tell us about her plight, and why don't we hear from her? We hear about freaking Michelle 18x a day, and stupid Laura blathering about her hair and her freaking ugly outfits - but nothing about anything that could help that charity. Oh, and that 3-day blog that he does with Channel 8 - I'm surprised Barbara Lee-Edwards hasn't bitch-slapped him yet for being such a moron. I'm so surprised Channel 8 hasn't done a speedy exit - stage right to get away from FH and his blithering crap.

Oh, fyi - I've taken to using FH's full name so that when he does his ego Googles, he'll find that he doesn't have the fanclub that he thinks he has.

[gossipgurl]

So, it looks like both LC and FH got colds "from the children" over the weekend. They wouldn't have a compromised immune system if they took better care of themselves, just saying. Or maybe it was the invisible elves that took care of them.


Or....maybe they're sharing germs in other ways...I wouldn't be surprised:puke:

[GirlfromOR]

Here's my email to him:

comments: You are pathetic. This 3-day is all about YOU isn't it? It's not about the suffering that people who have had cancer go through is it? I suffered w/ bone cancer for four YEARS. There was no pace car following me with my personal massage therapist and chiropracter in it. What do you think I did when it hurt? I suffered. I cried in anguish as the cancer ravaged my bones. Four years Tommy. And you can't suck it up for 3 days? This walk is all about sacrificing your comfort and trying to put yourself in the place of those suffering with cancer so that you can gain a better understanding of what other people go through. Why don't you just admit that you are doing this walk for your ego, for publicity, and that you don't really care about the cause. If you did, you would suck it up, sleep in the tents, and suffer through it like every body else. You wouldn't have your massage therapist set up her little table and massage you at the event so that other people can look on and say, "Oh, look at Tommy! He's such a big deal." You need to humble yourself and do the walk like everyone else... not do your best to make yourself the center of attention. You have no concept of what it is to suffer. Maybe if you stopped trying to make everything about you, you'd come to realize the struggles that other people go through.

Here is his response to me:

My mother has breast cancer and my dad died from throat cancer. Take care and god bless you.

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Does anyone know if this is true? I PM'd Amused to find out if she knows anything about this. IF this is the case, why isn't he using this to fuel his pity party and up his ratings? Why isn't he walking for his MOM? Why isn't he using her story to raise awareness about cancer and the 3-day? Why isn't he more compassionate about the suffering that victims of cancer to through? I don't believe him, but I can almost guarentee that we'll hear all about it in his blogs soon enough, and about how his life is so hard because his mom has cancer and his dad died of it. I'm not trying to belittle Rosa or his dad if these stories are true, but with the way he shares details about his life, I'm sure we would have heard about it. I mean, his farts make his blog, but his mom's cancer doesn't? Something doesn't add up.

Edited because I can't spell!

[GirlfromOR]

I responded to him with this:

So why aren't you taking this walk more seriously? Why are you making it all about you and your publicity? Why aren't you walking for your mom or the memory of your dad? Why do you act like you are more important than the other 3-day participants?

And he said:
There will be a story on the news next week. God bless you.

So I sent:
Oh, more publicity for you? Why can't you just be a normal participant? Is this news story supposed to explain why you are a self-absorbed person who is more important than the other participants? Is it supposed to explain why everything about you? Hopefully you can also explain how it is possible to exercise as much as you say you do, but still be as big as you are...

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I thought he was spending every night with Mooch. Why is he emailing when he is supposedly spending quality time w/ his soulmate?

[LisaP]

Here is his response to me:

My mother has breast cancer and my dad died from throat cancer. Take care and god bless you.

His dad did die from cancer, quite possibly it was throat cancer. I know that his mom's health is poor, but not sure what all she is suffering from.

[GirlfromOR]

Yeah, that is what I hear...

[SDGirlNative]

Amused...thanks for posting to this forum. I feel for you!

I have to say that when I hear the latest stuff about OJ I think about FH. He is like OJ. The self centered and arrogance. It actually gives me the creeps. I wonder how violent he has been.

Love this forum...first time posting...but a lurker for awhile.

[listener13]

I thought that Rosa had problems with her eyes - not breast cancer. He lives in a land of makebelieve. He needs to take the ferryboat ride back from Fantasy Island.

[GirlfromOR]

I'm sure he's going to just say she's got cancer to make his sob stories even more sad. He has no problem lying about other things.

[LisaP]

I thought that Rosa had problems with her eyes - not breast cancer.

It was recently posted that Rosa had eye surgery, but she has other health problems as well. I am not sure what all they are, and they could be "age related", but do know that she currently has "home health care".

[GirlfromOR]

I'm sorry if she does have cancer. It is a horrible disease. I just find it hard to believe that he'd tell some random person over email before he made some huge announcement about it on the air. But maybe he's moved on from radio announcements and does his on the news now.

[Conceptis]

Is it appropriate to share information obtained from a Private Message? Doesn't that put the person on the spot?

Just asking.

[zodiac]

I remember reading not too long ago in one of Tommy's blobs that his mom had some health issues going on and that in time he would be able to talk about it, but just couldn't right now. And something about how some people have figured it out and emailed him. And when he's writing about her he gets all choked up and changes the subject.
Anyone else recall these blobs?
Anyhow, if that is the case, I only wish her the best and I'm sure that the 3-day will have a lot of meaning for him.
But he still needs to get over himself.
Thanks for sharing all your emails to and from him GirlfromOR.

[RowdyOne]

Is it appropriate to share information obtained from a Private Message?NO. If the person who PMd meant for it to be shared it would have been done by him/her.

[Conceptis]

NO. If the person who PMd meant for it to be shared it would have been done by him/her.

Thanks. That's what I thought.

[Wabbitsd]

Man, I was out of town for only two whole days! Good golly!

Love the new stuff! OHMYGOSH.

It sure ain't no SECRET anymore. Those latest pictures of FH..ohmylord. And he wants folks to believe he doesn't abuse some substance(s)? unbollweevible.

[GirlfromOR]

All I am saying is that IF his mom has cancer, and if she does, I really am sorry for her, you would think that he would take the three day more seriously and make it less about him and publicity and more about the people close to him who are actually suffering.

[GirlfromOR]

Amused, I'm sorry if I stepped on any toes by saying what I said... :(

[Conceptis]

All I am saying is that IF his mom has cancer, and if she does, I really am sorry for her, you would think that he would take the three day more seriously and make it less about him and publicity and more about the people close to him who are actually suffering.

Absolutely agreed.

[Conceptis]

Amused...thanks for posting to this forum. I feel for you!

I have to say that when I hear the latest stuff about OJ I think about FH. He is like OJ. The self centered and arrogance. It actually gives me the creeps. I wonder how violent he has been.

Love this forum...first time posting...but a lurker for awhile.

SDGirlNative, Welcome!

[GirlfromOR]

I deleted the parts of my posts that said what I learned over PM. I didn't realize that was a not so nice thing to do! She and I had been PMing throughout the night and she didn't say anything when I posted those things, so I didn't think it was a big deal. I deleted though. Sorry again!

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Oh, fyi - I've taken to using FH's full name so that when he does his ego Googles, he'll find that he doesn't have the fanclub that he thinks he has.

This is a great idea - we could seriously mess with the search engine results if we all put his name in the "title" line or somewhere in our comments....

I just googled Tummy's name (without the "little" as he's anything but!) and it's almost all positive "glow-y" comments about him and the Spewgram.

Should we mess with that? Maybe make them all realize that they aren't such "big deals"?

[SDReadhead]

This is a great idea - we could seriously mess with the search engine results if we all put his name in the "title" line or somewhere in our comments....

I just googled Tummy's name (without the "little" as he's anything but!) and it's almost all positive "glow-y" comments about him and the Spewgram.

Should we mess with that? Maybe make them all realize that they aren't such "big deals"?

Oh trust me, that fat troll knows we are here. :wavey2: Hi Spewgram.

Today I had the radio on for the quick 5 minutes on way to work. I heard a little bit about Jeff not getting a flight out of Vegas. He was setting it up forever ... that he got one hour of sleep, and then LBM and Queery were pretending not to know why (as if it wasn't all rehearsed). They have NO IDEA what bad actors they are. LBM "Were you siiiiiccccckkkkk?????" JEFF - "Noooo, not sick." QUEERY "Was Leroy Brown siiiicccckkkk???" JEFF "Nooo, Leroy wasn't sick." They were using goofy exaggerated voices like I used to use when my kids were preschoolers and I was reading "The Three Bears." Hey, Spewgram, we aren't preschoolers. You can knock off the dramatic flair. You all suck as actors. Thanks for making me look forward to getting out of the car and going to work.

[shello]

I know no one made me the queen of good behavior, but this is on my mind. (You can tell me to shut up if you want, but some folks will get what I am saying.) Let's try to do a few things on this board so as to protect the innocent.

Let us all call Amused...Amused. We'll leave it at that and not refer to him/her as anyone else or by any god-given name.

Kids (Chips, Evan, Charlie, Vanessa, Eddie, Mooche's brood, and Jeff's brood apply here. I say "Go to Town" on Jer's mangy fleabag cats) should be insult-free (looks and intelligence) as should those with any kind of disabilities. If someone is sick then I also think that should be respected too. We all know something is wrong with Rosa's health and know it's hurting Tommy. I can relate as my mom died suddenly less than 2 years ago and I am sure Tommy is scared.

Now, it does not mean that I think he is not an idiot. I do! I also think Laura is a mess, Jeff seems to be floundering, Jer is an ego a-hole and good ole Delana crashed the wrong party.

[Scrapper]

Has anyone considered that Amused may not really be who they say they are? Just wondering. I remember a while back when Amused first came on the scene, they had a "school acquaintance" here that posted, claiming to know Amused, and said that Amused "answered questions" that proved Amused was, well, really Amused. What if that said poster is dual posting, posting as Amused as well?

As amusing as this all is, I just don't know if it's real.

No offense Amused, really.

Amused, can I ask you something? Have you or the home you live in now,(after leaving tommy) ever been featured in a magazine? If so, what magazine/s, and what did the article/s entail?

Not trying to spoil your fun you all - just wondering if you are getting the real deal here?

[Wabbitsd]

I hear where you are coming from, Scrapper. I think we can give the benefit of the doubt to some extent, since we are theoretically all characters of our own making.

I think Amused is...Amused. This is all just a message board. We have had (and maybe still have) some imposters among us. Eventually, they all expose themselves.

And by the way, if FH is reading this post, he is not the learning type. He still regards BigDealin the makingMOOCH his "Fiance" which leads me to wonder if he (The Blob) realizes he is engaged to a man? We have mentioned this several times, I would think he would catch on to that. No more help on the spelling for FH. Maybe The Mooch will correct his erring ways.

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it's 8 am and some kids are still on their way to school in mom & dad's car and LBM is telling them her sister use to sell sex toys...which Delana pipes up with "I prefer to call them marital aids" (atleast Delana has some class)

UGHHH!

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Family show, huh?

Now we're hearing how LBM's sister Jenny was selling "sex toys"...anyone want to explain THAT topic to their kids?

[wonkatania]

Was anyone listening this morning when Laura was in hysterics over the word "Beans"? She would not shut up about it while everyone else kept asking themselves, “What the F@$ck?”

Did she fall off the wagon? She definitely seemed to be under the effects of some substance.

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They're doing a "ask us anything" segment and a caller just called in for LBM asking why she hasn't mentioned DaveCain lately. Laura said "we are not together at this time"...where the hell has this caller been? Does she not read the blogs that she's living at FH's and only see's her children every other weekend?

Are any of you out there trying to call in and get past FH?

Some caller just asked Jeff if he's ever had a threesome!

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Did Jer just say he's only 56????

He acts more like 76....

[Wabbitsd]

L13...I think yo may have come up with a suitable title for FH...

Mr. Sablan, MEP (Moron of Epic Proportions). Now he can say he has a suffix.

[loriraesd]

Was anyone listening this morning when Laura was in hysterics over the word "Beans"? She would not shut up about it while everyone else kept asking themselves, “What the F@$ck?”

Did she fall off the wagon? She definitely seemed to be under the effects of some substance.

My reaction exactly, Wonkatania.... they are all so desperate for material that LBM takes a common word and gaffaws it into a "bit". What the......, is right!:throw:

[Wabbitsd]

wonk! forgot to thank you for that insightful review of the dance competition....LOL!! Great!

Oh, and Amused had an interesting suggestion about mental health help for the shillgram staff...I think they blew the total five year budget on Laura's self-indulgent spa therapy extended stay(s).

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Laura's Diary, September 18th, 2007
Tuesday, September 18, 2007 at 12:06pm

Dear Diary,

My hair is still a bit damp from SWEAT this morning. The sweat happened yesterday afternoon! Tommy took me to my first Birkrim Yoga class and it kicked my butt! When the hot-house yoga was done, I was completely wet, so was everyone else. This is how sweaty it gets in that room: halfway through the class, we were posed on one foot with our hands in the middle of our chest and it was quiet. The only sound?...., drops of sweat falling on the mats. It sounded like rain.

I felt awesome after the class probably because I couldn't believe I actually made it through the entire hour and a half without puking or passing out. I slept pretty good, but I woke up this morning feeling kind of cruddy. I think the class must have kicked Tommy's butt as well because we both over-slept. I woke up at 5:17! I'm usually in my car speeding down the 15 at that time. I jumped outta bed, splashed water on my face, threw on some jeans and a t-shirt and ran down the stairs. That's when I saw Tommy coming through the door. He slept in, too! But, he was at Michelle's, so he must have hustled to get back to the homestead. It was like, "Hi. Bye. See ya at work."

Thank goodness I washed my body yesterday after the class. My hair, though, is feeling pretty hideous because I didn't wash it after the sweat-fest. I have to get cute by this afternoon, not only because I'm going to be picking up my babies from school today, but because it's Tommytube taping day. Oh boy, what did we get ourselves into?

See you tomorrow, Diary.

[11ListenerNot]

I have to get cute by this afternoon, not only because I'm going to be picking up my babies from school today, but because it's Tommytube taping day. Oh boy, what did we get ourselves into?
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Right, Laura I wonder what you guys got yourselves into??

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Anyone else think it's really skanky to do a bikram yoga class, sweat your brains out and NOT take a shower/wash your hair afterwards?

Ick.

[Wabbitsd]

Maybe I am not really in tune with LBM's schedule and personality, but I don't see her giving up a nap for personal cleanliness.

[listener13]

How hard is it to wash your freaking stringy mop of heavily-processed hair, Laura?

God, LBM!

Oh, and just for Google purposes, Tommy Sablan is a Moron of Epic Proportions.

[listener13]

sweat your brains out

Emmmm.....she'd have to have a brain to begin with to sweat it out.

[longtimereader]

My hair, though, is feeling pretty hideous because I didn't wash it after the sweat-fest.

I predict another staph infection on LBM's head sometime soon. :eek3:

[11ListenerNot]

Confirmation DGTQGP —Cancelled
Date Issued
Form of Payment Other
Grand Total $0.00
Unflown Value $0.00

Passenger Information

Party of (2)
TOMMY SABLAN
JERRY CESAK


Contact Information
Contact Name Day Phone Destination Phone
TOMMY SABLAN


Passenger Itinerary
Depart Arrive Flight # and Details
9:00 AM 27 Sep 2007
San Diego, CA 4:36 PM 27 Sep 2007
Charlotte, NC Flight: 197
Class: First
On-Time: N/A Meal: None
Travel Time: 4 h 36 m
9:50 AM 28 Sep 2007
Charlotte, NC 12:04 PM 28 Sep 2007
San Diego, CA Flight: 1483
Class: First
On-Time: N/A Meal: None
Travel Time: 5 h 14 m
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Got snoopy and look what I found! I guess they cancelled their trip to Charlotte, or maybe rescheduled it? Notice that the flights are first class seats. But of course since they are such "big deals" (and i'm not sure Tommy can fit in a coach seat) hee

[11ListenerNot]

Maybe Mooch nixed that trip for FH!

[mel41099]

How the heck did you find THAT?

[11ListenerNot]

I'm in the travel business and have knowledge in accessing reservations via the airline's web site. I just remember FH stating that he was going to the concert with Jeff, and assumed they were either traveling on the 26th or 27th, so I did some searching and there it is. Again, I'm not sure if they are still going, this is all I could find

[Scrapper]

They're where the hell has this caller been?

Obviously not here, haha, and probably doesn't have a computer. Or perhaps they wanted to just hear it "from the horses mouth"

[loriraesd]

I'm in the travel business and have knowledge in accessing reservations via the airline's web site. I just remember FH stating that he was going to the concert with Jeff, and assumed they were either traveling on the 26th or 27th, so I did some searching and there it is. Again, I'm not sure if they are still going, this is all I could find

Jer and Tommy were still talking this morning about taking the trip next week.....

[BecInCA]

Tuesday September 18, 2007 9:30am: You're going to hate me for saying this, but HAPPY HOLIDAYS! For some reason, I'm in the Christmas/Holiday spirit EARLY! I usually get into it after Halloween and sometimes after Thanksgiving, but I'm ready for it now! I'm going to have the best holiday ever with the kids, family, friends, and and Michelle.

I think it's because I've been thinking about Breaking and Entering Christmas! This is when a few of my friends get together and we bring CHRISTMAS to a family that would most likely not have one. I love doing it and it's been on the air for maybe 10 years now. Eddie started going with me last year and Vanessa helped by sorting out the gifts and wrapped a few clothes for the children. I've been thinking about things to get for the family and we're still about 2 months away from even asking for letters to tell us about families to help. I just know this is going to cap off a good year!

If there's one thing I want my kids to do when I'm gone it is to take what Breaking and Entering is all about and continue to do that in their lives and maybe even on the air!

I grew up poor. I didn't know I grew up poor until I was much older, like in my 20's. I was well into my 30's when I realized my favorite Christmas I ever had was donated to me from an organization. Really! I was thinking back to when I was 6 years old and it was my first Christmas after my dad died and we got a HUGE box at the door full of clothes and balls. That was my favorite Christmas, but it took about 25 years for me to realize I was a recipient to that box because I was a poor kid from Chula Vista, but the feeling I had at that time when I was 6 was the best feeling in the world. I still remember running around with all those balls and trying on my clothes and smiling and laughing, SO THAT is my fuel or motivation to bring that to KIDS that most likely won't have a toy at Christmas.

I get many emails a day from people who agree and disagree with me on stuff we're doing or talking about on the air and we get many emails from nice listeners and we get emails from people who just HATE me or the show, but one thing that people all agree on and support is making a child smile and supporting and listening to Breaking and Entering Christmas…

So, HAPPY HOLIDAYS and I hope you too get in the spirit and remember it's all about giving. I love to give and that's the one thing I hope my kids get from me.

Do you want to be a hoodlum with me this Christmas and help take care of some families? Just email me and maybe if you qualify, you can be HOODLUM this season.

If you're new to the show: It's Jeff and Jer Breaking and Entering Christmas featuring Little Tommy and his hoodlum buddies from Chula Vista. So, you have to qualify by letting me know if you have any hoodlum experience.

Yesterday, I finally went to my 2nd Bikram Yoga class in 2 weeks. Laura came along with me and Michelle met us there and my friend EJ and Sandra was there too. It kicked my butt. BUT, it made me feel good for the rest of the night. It sure is a great workout and it's a trip how the poses get your heart rate going and that you sweat and sweat and sweat for 90 minutes. I was proud Laura made it through. Laura and Michelle are like pretzels. They can both bend their legs and put things over their head and stuff like that. I wish I was able to do the poses better. I can't sit next to Michelle anymore at Yoga. All she did was make me laugh during the whole session and you have to concentrate. Again, I did well last night by working out, but right before bed, I ate a sandwich with mayonnaise in it. I know, I know--I shouldn't do that.

I spoke to my friend Robert who works at Countywide Mortgage, NOT COUNTRYWIDE, but COUNTYWIDE and he told me I should just wait for SPRING to sell the house and buy another one. I think that's what I'm going to do. I'm not sure if I want to sell PQ, but I did get a suggestion to rent it to Laura. Maybe by the holidays, Laura will be re-married and pregnant and wanting a home to rent. JUST KIDDING! I am proud of Laura still, because she is still FOCUSED with all things going on in her life. I tried to hook her up with a friend the other day and she said, she didn't want to do that at this time in her life and she just wanted to work, be with her kids, and that's it. She even went to a meeting last night after Yoga. She's still on a roll with her commitment to going to meetings.

It's Tuesday and I think I'm going to go home and work on the show and send off some bills and then go down to check on my mom.

THINGS are going great and take care!
_________________________________________________

FH is delusional once again...:spock:

[11ListenerNot]

Do you want to be a hoodlum with me this Christmas and help take care of some families? Just email me and maybe if you qualify, you can be HOODLUM this season
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So he interviews and hand picks his "hoodlums?" I thought that they were his old friends from Chula Vista

[11ListenerNot]

I was proud Laura made it through. Laura and Michelle are like pretzels. They can both bend their legs and put things over their head and stuff like that. I wish I was able to do the poses better.
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I don't want to think of that visual

[loriraesd]

From Tommy's Blog:
I get many emails a day from people who agree and disagree with me on stuff we're doing or talking about on the air and we get many emails from nice listeners and we get emails from people who just HATE me or the show....

Do you think he takes any of the negative comments to heart about retread and inappropriate show content? Doesn't seem like it matters one way or the other, since it's a new day, same old stuff..... :gle:

[MeowKat]

How many times do we have to hear that he grew up poor. Give it a rest already. He acts like he's the only one in the world that grew up without anything.

[Transplant]

So LBM has the kids this afternoon. . .anyone want to take bets that she doesn't feed them? or at the very least just gives them gummy bears, juice boxes and left over pizza?

[Wabbitsd]

It's interesting how he focuses on this small period of time when he was fairly naive...he would make a classic psycho study just for how he keeps trying to do this one over and over and over and over.

[iamsheens]

From Tommy's Blog:
I get many emails a day from people who agree and disagree with me on stuff we're doing or talking about on the air and we get many emails from nice listeners and we get emails from people who just HATE me or the show....

Do you think he takes any of the negative comments to heart about retread and inappropriate show content? Doesn't seem like it matters one way or the other, since it's a new day, same old stuff..... :gle:

He probably only focuses on the negative about him and not the show...its apparent considering the content of the show is not kid friendly...

I think its sad if his mom does have cancer. But why would the eye problems be mentioned more than breast cancer? I just have a hard time believing he is doing the walk for anyone other than himself. Isn't he doing the walk supposedly for someone he knows? I forget the name...it just seems he would add some personal reasoning behind his walk like my dad died of cancer when I was young and my mom is battling breast cancer...but there never was any mention of that....something isn't right...

And I like that in the email that OregonGrl sent that he ignored the fact that the whole email was telling him to be a man and deal with the walk without the massages and everything and he totally ignored that part....which means of course the chiropractor is coming...I hope he at least pays for everyone there to get a massage that'd be a nice deed....I doubt he'd do it though...

[iamsheens]

How many times do we have to hear that he grew up poor. Give it a rest already. He acts like he's the only one in the world that grew up without anything.

I do applaud the fact that due to being poor as a child he is trying to make someone else's Christmas special like it was done to him. In this one case I think its fine he told the story about him growing up poor....however, it doesn't make up for us having to read it in his blog like once a week....

Lots of people grew up poor but they aren't telling people left and right....he is always trying to get sympathy in any way possible it seems like....

[mel41099]

Breaking and Entering has always been one of my favorite things that they do, and I do think that FH's heart is for once, in the right place when he does it.

Is it just me or does anyone else notice that he talks about paying bills in almost every other blog??

[sandiegomom]

DOMESTIC CALENDAR For Tuesday, 23 OCT 2007

09:00AM D503974 LONG OSC

CAIN, DAVID vs CAIN, LAURA

CAIN, DAVID (P) COLEMAN, PHILIPPE
CAIN, LAURA (D) FRITZ, JEFFREY C.

[Wabbitsd]

Dave's Lawyer is a Laguna Nigel hotshot...

Biography - Philippe C. Coleman

Philippe Coleman has been practicing law for almost 20 years. An experienced trial attorney, he has exclusively been practicing family law for the past 10 years. A graduate of the University of California at San Diego and California Western School of Law, Mr. Coleman's family law practice focuses primarily on the representation of men. As the senior attorney with the law firm of Goldberg and Jones, Mr. Coleman's family law practice encompasses all of the issues involved in marital dissolution, including the valuation and division of family businesses, pension and retirement issues, child and spousal support, child custody, and the division of all forms of marital assets.

You can contact Philippe Coleman at (619) 243-0888 or [email protected]

[11ListenerNot]

Interesting, her dance partner's name was Phillippe!

[11ListenerNot]

We will have to listen in on October 23rd to see what excuse they make for her absence

[Wabbitsd]

Her Attorney....maybe she found him in the yellow pages? Nothing comes up about him good or bad by google search...but we have some folks in law here, what's the odds on Philippe vs. Fritz?

[pax]

What does the court date mean??

[Wabbitsd]

I think that is the date they all get to appear in court to start the proceedings. Dang, if only Mooch posted here, she could fill us in pronto!

[ashya]

H all - first time poster / long time reader. Had to reply re: Laura's choice of lawyers. This is the same lawyer I used. MISTAKE. I was new to SD and was refered to him. I should have checked around. The info found in the link below is exactly my impression of him. I can't see that he will have any patience with a blonde like her.

http://www.familylawcourts.com/fritz.html

[zodiac]

H all - first time poster / long time reader. Had to reply re: Laura's choice of lawyers. This is the same lawyer I used. MISTAKE. I was new to SD and was refered to him. I should have checked around. The info found in the link below is exactly my impression of him. I can't see that he will have any patience with a blonde like her.

http://www.familylawcourts.com/fritz.html


INTERESTING! Thanks for sharing Ashya! We'll see what happens with Laura and this great lawyer.

[loriraesd]

This site should market itself in the private investigation business - great sleuthing, Ashya..... and welcome to the fray! :thumbup:

[loriraesd]

LBM kinda deserves a sleazy attorney IMHO.....

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Anyone wanna' bet that Tummy found the sleazeball lawyer for LBM? It sure sounds right up there with his great friendship with King Stahlman, huh?

[Wabbitsd]

I['m having a hard time picking just one from the list below...maybe y'all can help me figure out the future here..

1. LBM hooks up with her atty.
2. LBM begins shilling Jeffrey Fritz, Attorney to the Stars....on Star and most over radio stations.
3. Tommy uses this attry (Free services due to his friendship with LBM) to write him up a prenup which TOTALLY irritates old Moochi..
Fritz sues on Jer on behalf of FH for being his idol in every way....

who wants to take on warning LBM about this scam lawyer?

[boris85]

it's 8 am and some kids are still on their way to school in mom & dad's car and LBM is telling them her sister use to sell sex toys...which Delana pipes up with "I prefer to call them marital aids" (atleast Delana has some class)

UGHHH!
My thoughts too! Great family theme. Laura is such an idiot, she has to whisper to Jer to ask if she's aloud to say things about the "toys" Even he said "no," so it must've been very inappropriate. Just shows what a great mom she is and how she has no common sense. On another note - her sister just got a boob job and a tattoo (the toy seller) - looks like their family really pushed vanity and poor self image.

[boris85]

Breaking and Entering has always been one of my favorite things that they do, and I do think that FH's heart is for once, in the right place when he does it.

Is it just me or does anyone else notice that he talks about paying bills in almost every other blog??

It's for publicity! Otherwise, he'd do it anonymously. He does it to boost his ego. Next they'll start "Breaking a Yamika Hanukkah" to take advantage of that market. Did you know Jewel lived in a van in San Diego? Does she know Tommy - he was poor too. Maybe they dug through trash cans together.

[sandiegomom]

Ok so the court date is for "LONG OSC" - OSC is "order to show cause"

order to show cause (from nolo.com)

An order from a judge that directs a party to come to court and convince the judge why she shouldn't grant an action proposed by the other side or by the judge on her own (sua sponte). For example, in a divorce, at the request of one parent a judge might issue an order directing the other parent to appear in court on a particular date and time to show cause why the first parent should not be given sole physical custody of the children. Although it would seem that the person receiving an order to show cause is at a procedural disadvantage--she, after all, is the one who is told to come up with a convincing reason why the judge shouldn't order something--both sides normally have an equal chance to convince the judge to rule in their favor.

So..... it could be about custody or temp child support orders? They've been having all those money meetings lately...

[mel41099]

it's 8 am and some kids are still on their way to school in mom & dad's car and LBM is telling them her sister use to sell sex toys...which Delana pipes up with "I prefer to call them marital aids" (atleast Delana has some class)

UGHHH!
I wonder how Laura's sister feels about that being said on the air? Laura can throw her own personal life out there, but if she were my sister I'd prefer her to keep me out of it.

[shello]

DOMESTIC CALENDAR For Tuesday, 23 OCT 2007

09:00AM D503974 LONG OSC

CAIN, DAVID vs CAIN, LAURA

CAIN, DAVID (P) COLEMAN, PHILIPPE
CAIN, LAURA (D) FRITZ, JEFFREY C.

That must be the final divorce hearing.

Dear god, the Bikram Yoga sweaty hair + but not washing it before work is truly gross. With with grooming like that, I SMELL a Cranial Follicular staph infection coming. (I made that up). It's right up there with Brit Brit going into gas station bathrooms barefoot.:puke:

[shello]

I think I pulled a Dil-b.

If you look at Tommy's 3pm Blob, it mentions that he wants to take Moochelle to Venice now. Has he ever mentioned international travel before...I cannot remember?

WE should print out her goals, as shown on her Secret Page of Greed (all of which were material in nature) and post them so we can chart her progress in "cleaning up" and clearing out Tommy's wallet. House (already in the works). Exotic travel (already been talked about). What's next, Tommy will pay someone to pen a book by her and then list Moochelle's name as the author. Sounds just like him.

Seriously, did Jenny (Laura's sis) really get a boob job?

[3kitties]

Long time reader of this thread and this is my first post..

Laura's attorney is a well known divorce attorney and I believe he is the one in the firm who is a hot head. His partner died and I can't remember what the sorted details were but they do not have a good reputation in the legal community. I have also heard that there are many complaints from former clients against him. I figure it is her karma and coming back around to get her. I hope Dave comes out the winner in this as those kids need stability and Laura isn't it. She is only a Big Deal in her warped mind.

thanks to all of you for your entertainment on a daily basis. I rarely listen to J&J anymore and the whole Laura thing totally turned me off on the station.

[11ListenerNot]

My short term goals can be achieved, but I have 2 that I want to do that will take some planning. I want to take the kids on a "real vacation" and I want to take Michelle to Venice.
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Hey, Amused, been to Venice lately?

[11ListenerNot]

So, what is this blog all about? It's about working out, struggling with dieting, relationships, children, and everything else that comes to mind. I hope you know I don't know what I'm going to say at times when I sit down and write you. All I know is that I feel good after I tell you my feelings.
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BS, he write's the same freaking thing every day.

[11ListenerNot]

Woody Clark is a legendary attorney and DNA expert that is now a judge in town. He's Michelle's boss. Sometimes, I think Michelle might break off the engagement because of the CONFLICT that my "childhood memories of OJ" might have with Judge Clark. Having Judge Clark as Michelle's boss is like Jerry marrying someone from the Black Angus family
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WTF?????

[11ListenerNot]

Sorry for the double post

[listener13]

Confirmation DGTQGP —Cancelled
Date Issued
Form of Payment Other
Grand Total $0.00
Unflown Value $0.00

Passenger Information

Party of (2)
TOMMY SABLAN
JERRY CESAK


Contact Information
Contact Name Day Phone Destination Phone
TOMMY SABLAN


Passenger Itinerary
Depart Arrive Flight # and Details
9:00 AM 27 Sep 2007
San Diego, CA 4:36 PM 27 Sep 2007
Charlotte, NC Flight: 197
Class: First
On-Time: N/A Meal: None
Travel Time: 4 h 36 m
9:50 AM 28 Sep 2007
Charlotte, NC 12:04 PM 28 Sep 2007
San Diego, CA Flight: 1483
Class: First
On-Time: N/A Meal: None
Travel Time: 5 h 14 m
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Got snoopy and look what I found! I guess they cancelled their trip to Charlotte, or maybe rescheduled it? Notice that the flights are first class seats. But of course since they are such "big deals" (and i'm not sure Tommy can fit in a coach seat) hee

Check to see if they added Michelle......she wouldn't need a seat, tho - she will just sit on Tommy's lap - oh wait, he doesn't have a lap.....well, she's got fake hooters - I'm sure Jerry would accommodate her in his lap.

[longcommute]

Maybe Tommy's classy and is taking Michelle to Venice Beach.

[iamsheens]

Check to see if they added Michelle......she wouldn't need a seat, tho - she will just sit on Tommy's lap - oh wait, he doesn't have a lap.....well, she's got fake hooters - I'm sure Jerry would accommodate her in his lap.


Im laughing so hard over this comment.....haha thanks for the laugh I really needed it

[iamsheens]

So, what is this blog all about? It's about working out, struggling with dieting, relationships, children, and everything else that comes to mind. I hope you know I don't know what I'm going to say at times when I sit down and write you. All I know is that I feel good after I tell you my feelings.
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BS, he write's the same freaking thing every day.

Is this from a blog he wrote today? He must be getting on here if it is because we know day in and day out what hes going to say...cause he says it ALL THE TIME...

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Here's what my sister (the court clerk, not in SD) said when I asked her to decipher the court docket info:

09:00 AM calendar call -- which probably means that they are on calendar with 20-30 other cases set for the same time...

D503974 is the case number

LONG OSC -- means that they expect the matter to take longer than 30 minutes (LONG) and that it is calendared for an OSC "Order to Show Cause" (layman's terms - someone wants something that the other party is fighting or denying)

David Cain is the Petitioner meaning he filed the originial paperwork (but not necessarily the most recent paperwork). Petitioner will always be the Petitioner no matters what papers are filed in court.

Hope this helps. Gee? Can I get legal fees for this?

I told her she was working pro bono - something I'm sure Mr. Fritz doesn't know the meaning of....

Sometimes it's nice to have a relative in the court system :)

[iamsheens]

Maybe Tommy's classy and is taking Michelle to Venice Beach.

So true...I wonder where the whole vacation idea just suddenly came from....didn't he just take the kids and mooch to vegas?

[listener13]

Maybe Tommy's classy and is taking Michelle to Venice Beach.

He's stupid enough to think it's the same place. Then, he should take her to Rome (Rome, NY, that is). Then he can take her to Perris, CA - she can do international travel right here in the US.

[gossipgurl]

Has anyone considered that Amused may not really be who they say they are? Just wondering. I remember a while back when Amused first came on the scene, they had a "school acquaintance" here that posted, claiming to know Amused, and said that Amused "answered questions" that proved Amused was, well, really Amused. What if that said poster is dual posting, posting as Amused as well?

As amusing as this all is, I just don't know if it's real.

No offense Amused, really.

Amused, can I ask you something? Have you or the home you live in now,(after leaving tommy) ever been featured in a magazine? If so, what magazine/s, and what did the article/s entail?

Not trying to spoil your fun you all - just wondering if you are getting the real deal here?

I can assure you 100% Amused is who she says she is because we had 3 private message conversations about a mutual friend that we knew from scrapbooking...as well as other conversations that proved to be her.

I thought we have "been there, done that" about Amused proving who she really is--go back and read previous posts.

[iamsheens]

He's stupid enough to think it's the same place. Then, he should take her to Rome (Rome, NY, that is). Then he can take her to Perris, CA - she can do international travel right here in the US.

In Missouri there are lots of city/states/and countries he can come visit

let's see

Cuba
Nevada
California
Mexico

Well there are more but now that I have found an excuse to finally list them I can't think of them.....I'm sure this is the case in every state though....

I think he should be shipped off to Idaho so him and mooch can be potato farmers and none of us will have to deal with his stupidity anymore.

[shello]

Maybe Tommy's classy and is taking Michelle to Venice Beach.

Wow, did you use the word classy and Tommy in the same sentence? It would be like Jeff and svelt together. Laura and demure. Randy and machismo.

Ya know, I am all for men having their time together and I don't ever recall Tommy and Jerk going anywhere together and I know they are extremely excited about their Van Halen trip. The cancellation has me puzzled. (Reminds me of Tommy mysteriously NOT being at Laura's dance thing) I am sure there is something going on (probably has to do with Moochelle) and Jer is probably pissed about it.

BTW, did I miss something or were there no photos or much mention of Laura's dance thing?

[Mom2ThreeBoys]

Didn't they say another station in NC was going to let them broadcast from their studios the morning of the concert? The outbound flight doesn't get them into NC until that afternoon, so maybe they just rescheduled for a flight arriving the day before.

I'm wondering how LBM found her attorney. Amused, did Tommy use Jeff Fritz in your proceedings?

[wonkatania]

BTW, did I miss something or were there no photos or much mention of Laura's dance thing?

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1078/lauradancingmr6.gif

[Wabbitsd]

Well, let's not dump on Rome NY just because Sablan is a MEP.

Besides, I was born there.

We need to assing a special Drama Club correspondent to attend the hearing. Anyone willing to do so? Take notes? Wonk, I expect you there to do drawings of all the participants.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

BTW, did I miss something or were there no photos or much mention of Laura's dance thing?

They talked about it briefly on the spewgram. LBM got voted off first - no one from the show went to support her! Her Mom and Sister were there for the performance. There was a picture of her with her trophy on the J&J site.

Methinks it is really weird that NO ONE from the show went - as stated here before, Tummy can get tickets to ANYTHING so saying that it "sold out" and that's why he didn't go is a bunch of bull-hickey.

I haven't seen any write-ups in the media about the fundraiser, either.

[SadSadSad]

Everytime I read something from FH's blog a few of my brain cells commit suicide.

[shello]

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/1078/lauradancingmr6.gif

Oops, sorry that I forget about your artist rendering, Wonk.:banghead: I just expected Laura to look a little more tart-like seeing as Carla did her hair and make-up (Glamour Shots-ish I am sure) and her dress was under 10 clams at Ross.

By the way, the judges of the dance off look like they need Rhinoplasty by Plastic Surgeon to the Stars and Those Who Are Big Deals...Dr. Bucko.

[Wabbitsd]

Interesting, no one from the show went...hmmm. Too much oppty. to become a sideshow?

[Conceptis]

..

[shello]

After Tummy's "LAST PAYMENT" he said he won't change anything. He'd use the extra money for his kids. Now two weeks later he's going to get a new fully loaded truck and take Mooch to Venice. So much for not changing his spending habits and putting it toward the kids.

And don't forget about the often-mentioned new home.

[Texasgirl]

After Tummy's "LAST PAYMENT" he said he won't change anything. He'd use the extra money for his kids. Now two weeks later he's going to get a new fully loaded truck and take Mooch to Venice. So much for not changing his spending habits and putting it toward the kids.

Ok, I hope this isn't a Dilbert, but did anyone determine what the "Last Payment" was? Alimony? The Car Wash Girl's SUV?

On another note, this really bugs me: A listener calls the spewgram and enthusiastically relates some experience they have had. Their tale is met with dead silence followed by a lame comment from one of the J's. They seem to do it the most to the junior listeners. Crushing a kid's spirit is a lousy thing to do. If J and J are going to belittle whatever is said, they should just shut up!

[Jammie J.]

Ok, I hope this isn't a Dilbert, but did anyone determine what the "Last Payment" was? Alimony? The Car Wash Girl's SUV?

Amused answered your question here:

http://www.gotapex.com/1208383-post7656.html

[listener13]

Didn't they say another station in NC was going to let them broadcast from their studios the morning of the concert? The outbound flight doesn't get them into NC until that afternoon, so maybe they just rescheduled for a flight arriving the day before.

I'm wondering how LBM found her attorney.

Pennysaver - he had a coupon in there.

[Wabbitsd]

LOL, L13...great answer of the evening!

[listener13]

Amused answered your question here:

http://www.gotapex.com/1208383-post7656.html

When Amused says "automatic deposit" - doesn't that just mean that he's not physically writing a check, but it's still getting withdrawn from his bank account? I was confused when I read that the first time (but that's not uncommon - I'm a blonde - and no, the rug does not match the drapes, Boris).

If it's getting direct deposited, does he not think that it's still money that he's paying, or is he that stupid?

Or, perhaps Amused is getting remarried, and he doesn't have to pay anymore, and that would make him want to marry Mooch-head even faster?

Sorry for being so Dilbertian.

[Jammie J.]

That must be the final divorce hearing.

A divorce cannot be final in California until after 6 months. When kids are involved, custody issues generally cause it to take longer than that. If there are custody issues or support issues, it's normal routine for an OSC to be filed to obtain a special hearing date to address those issues.

According to the State Bar's website, here's some info on Laura's attorney:

Jeffrey Curtis Fritz - #115637
Current Status: Active

This member is active and may practice law in California.
12/3/1984 Admitted to The State Bar of California

Profile Information
Bar Number 115637
Address
Basie & Fritz
3638 Camino del Rio N #280
San Diego, CA 92108

Phone Number (619) 280-3000
Fax Number Not Available
e-mail Not Available
District District 9
County San Diego

Undergraduate School
Ohio Northern Univ; Ada OH
Law School Ohio Northern U Claude W Pettit COL; OH

On Dave's attorney:

Philippe Charles Coleman - #127938
Current Status: Active

This member is active and may practice law in California.
6/18/1987 Admitted to The State Bar of California

Profile Information
Bar Number 127938
Address
Goldberg & Jones
591 Camino de la Reina #1018
San Diego, CA 92108
Phone Number (619) 243-0888
Fax Number (619) 243-5888
e-mail Not Available

District District 9
County San Diego

Undergraduate School
Univ of California San Diego; La Jolla CA
Law School
California Western SOL; San Diego CA

[zodiac]

I'm going to let my guard down a bit and put my ego aside for a second, because what is going on in my mind is taken up a lot of my energy and if I avoid writing about it, I'm just trying to fool myself. Okay, here it goes: I'm really nervous about my mom's health. I want my mom to live forever. I just spoke to her on the phone and it was hard. She's my mom. When I think of her or see her, she's my mom that used to yell at me and scold me and take care of me. I don't think I see anything else. I don't hear the weakness in her voice. I don't want to and I don't think I can. I don't ever NOT want to be optimistic or think anything less than my mom being healthy and happy. I don't know what else to say right now other than, thank you for letting me come out of my "tough guy" BS that I try to tell myself I am to actually ask you to pray for my mom to come back and yell at me like she used to.

Okay, lets take a deep breath and change the subject okay?
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I think he's setting it up to tell everyone more about his mom soon. Like the news story coming out soon that he mentioned to GirlfromOR yesterday??
Like I said, he'll mention her health is bad and then change the subject.
Now, I'm not a fan of his, but I do feel bad that his mom's health is failing, it's sad, and I wish her well. So that she can start yelling at him again! :)

[Trixie]

I'm wondering how LBM is doing with her challenge of attending 90 AA meetings in the 90 days post rehab. She came back to San Diego around June 20th (or 21, 22, some time back then).

Fast forward to now, it's close to the 90 day mark post rehab. I guess I should have called in to the station this morning when they had the "Ask Us Anything" segment.

[zodiac]

I'm wondering how LBM is doing with her challenge of attending 90 AA meetings in the 90 days post rehab. She came back to San Diego around June 20th (or 21, 22, some time back then).

Fast forward to now, it's close to the 90 day mark post rehab. I guess I should have called in to the station this morning when they had the "Ask Us Anything" segment.

Yeah, I wonder the same thing. Seems like Laura or Tommy only mentions it maybe once a week that she went to a meeting.

[GirlfromOR]

Tommy knows we discussed his mom's health on here last night, and I knew he'd start talking about it today some time.

On a different note: If Laura wants to be like Britney Spears, maybe she could take parenting classes with her and share the same parenting coach!
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20057621,00.html

[SDGirlNative]

Amused said they were married for 10 years and divorced for 5. That would lead me to believe that spousal support is done.

Does anyone else think FH is like OJ??

[shello]

Tommy knows we discussed his mom's health on here last night, and I knew he'd start talking about it today some time.

On a different note: If Laura wants to be like Britney Spears, maybe she could take parenting classes with her and share the same parenting coach!
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20057621,00.html

Ah hell, she doesn't need to go far for parenting help. I think a few of the great moms on this site should grab her by the collar sit her down and tell what the job entails. (I'm not there yet but there are plenty of women on this board who take their roles seriously and excel at it)

[Ritchie]

Amused said they were married for 10 years and divorced for 5. That would lead me to believe that spousal support is done.

Does anyone else think FH is like OJ??

In California if the marriage passes the 10 year mark then the support payments go on for life or until the receiving spouse gets re-married.

I sure hope Dave is filing for spousal support.

[SDReadhead]

In California if the marriage passes the 10 year mark then the support payments go on for life or until the receiving spouse gets re-married.

I sure hope Dave is filing for spousal support.

Wow, Ritchie, if that deal you described happened to you, you got taken!!! I've had three friends go through divorce this year and last, married 10 years, 8 years, 22 years. All of them got 1/2 the years married for alimony (cut off if remarried, like you mentioned). Child support until kids are 18. I haven't heard of alimony for life since the dark ages. I don't know this firsthand, though, just from what my gal-pals tell me. Oh, gal-pals sounds like something LBM would say. I need sleep. Yikes. She'd say that, too. Goodnight!

[surfing_texan]

Ugh

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NB9qIUqYe2U

[shello]

Ugh

http://youtube.com/watch?v=NB9qIUqYe2U

Anyone else immediately think of Dil-b when watching this?:puke: This guy sounds so fake and put on.

[SDGirlNative]

The spousal payments for life could be a reality. I have a friend who was divorced 2 years ago and that is her deal.

She also could have negotiated a lump sum and limited time frame on payments. Hard to say what Amused has and really none of our business.

[Wabbitsd]

Personally, I think the whole thing about the auto deposit was a veiled reference to some discussions between the FH and a certain other party remaining nameless, but who doesn't really seem to be amused by his phoniness. I've seen the same scenario played over and over again.

When the spouse makes even child care payments, the actual writing of the check makes them angry. So they are usually late...and make it as miserable for the other person as possible. If it goes on long enough, the other person can't necessarily count on the money, which is the goal of the passive=aggressive nitwit in the first place. Or, the nitwit looks forward to the phone calls asking where the money is with glee, as if the ex is begging for the money, and he still controls things.

Can you imagine the anger in these people when/if they had to actually hand over cash? The check is less personal, but it is a reminder...auto deposit is impersonal, that person doesn't even see it happen, and it's all as if it doesn't exist...the ex spouse, the ex children, the whole ball of wax. It's like they are cleansed of that.

[Transplant]

I thought I remembered reading in one of his blogs shortly after mentioning "the last payment" that he was refering to his Ford truck payment? Then he mentioned something along the lines about not buying a new vehicle soon and enjoying not having a payment

[GirlfromOR]

My best friend's mom and dad got divorced and her dad owed her mom alimony for life. This was in California. It was a hefty sum of money each month, so she put off getting remarried so that she wouldn't have to give up that money. She eventually did get remarried, so obviously the payments ended.

[gossipgurl]

Anyone else immediately think of Dil-b when watching this?:puke: This guy sounds so fake and put on.


Okay...what a FREAK this guy is!! I think it's Dilbert Dahmer.

[Transplant]

Ok so the court date is for "LONG OSC" - OSC is "order to show cause"

order to show cause (from nolo.com)

An order from a judge that directs a party to come to court and convince the judge why she shouldn't grant an action proposed by the other side or by the judge on her own (sua sponte). For example, in a divorce, at the request of one parent a judge might issue an order directing the other parent to appear in court on a particular date and time to show cause why the first parent should not be given sole physical custody of the children. Although it would seem that the person receiving an order to show cause is at a procedural disadvantage--she, after all, is the one who is told to come up with a convincing reason why the judge shouldn't order something--both sides normally have an equal chance to convince the judge to rule in their favor.

So..... it could be about custody or temp child support orders? They've been having all those money meetings lately...

Since I'm going through this right now, the first OSC (which typically happens with 4 or so months of a Legal Sep) is usually to see if the separation orders are on track and still progressing. I know we didn't need to attend (altho' hubby did sit in the back and stew). So it will be interesting if she is on the air that morning.

[mel41099]

Jerry should not be allowed to talk to Jr. listeners, period.

And how many times are they going to re-do that ranting Britney fan? Sorry, not funny. Yesterday it was about Jeff and his teeth, today about OJ...give it a rest already.

[Transplant]

Jerry should not be allowed to talk to Jr. listeners, period.

And how many times are they going to re-do that ranting Britney fan? Sorry, not funny. Yesterday it was about Jeff and his teeth, today about OJ...give it a rest already.

Well, we already know FH the OCD guy believes OJ didn't kill Nicole, so they've got to follow the tv coverage this morning just to get people to call in....

[Trixie]

I heard (and can't wash it out of my ears & brain this morning) them on the radio this morning, doing a spoof of the Britney crazed fan, but doing it with an OJ theme. It wasn't pretty. Laura kept giggling and snickering (or sniffing?) during the bit, and it went on way too long.

[listener13]

First of all - Transplant - sorry about what's going on with your. Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt. It's never fun, but there is always a light at the end of the tunnel.

Secondly - I was listening this morning - here's something that REALLY bothers me. The spewgrams asks people to call in with some lame topic.....Jeff: Please quit cutting people OFF all the time - it's so amazingly rude, and narcisstic and irritating. If you want people to call in, then don't try to control everything all the time. It's just rude. I wouldn't call in to that show because they seriously don't give a crap about their callers - it's all to fill airtime, support their laziness, and just sound superior to everyone else on the planet. Well, spewgram - you're not. Take a deep look at yourself - your personal lives are either now in a shambles, or will be within the next year. Get over yourself.

[mel41099]

anyone else hear this morning when Jerry said he only had 2 years left at his job?

[Pebbles64]

First time poster, long time reader. You guys kill me. I almost got fired from my job for laughing so hard about Barbara Lee b-tch slapping FH. Or what I like to call him FWMBP (fatty watty meat ball patty). Anywho, I DVR all the Oprah shows, I was hoping to have the Secret show still on there but I didn't. I did however have the follow up to the Secret show and no sightings of Moochelle or her fake boobs.

[11ListenerNot]

Well, we already know FH the OCD guy believes OJ didn't kill Nicole, so they've got to follow the tv coverage this morning just to get people to call in....
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Well, Tommy I'm sure your happy to hear he's out on bail

[11ListenerNot]

Or what I like to call him FWMBP (fatty watty meat ball patty).
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omg, that's the best description yet!! Welcome

[11ListenerNot]

Laura's Diary, September 19, 2007
Wednesday, September 19, 2007 at 11:32am

Dear Diary,

I never thought in my wildest dreams that I'd make this statement: I do not want to go clothes shopping today.
No, aliens have not abducted the real Lauracain. This is me, but I don't feel all that great today. This dang cold is so annoying. This morning I'm freezing in this studio and I'm coughing. That coupled with this overcast weather and the threat of rain makes me want to crawl right back into the sheets with my book, The Kite Runner. I'm almost done with it! Then what? I have to get another book. Anyway, I have to go out and buy a 73 dollar outfit for tomorrow. Poor me…NOT!

My sister asked me if I'm addicted to anything anymore. I had to think about it. Um…exercise, no, although I wish I was. Fruit and veggies? No. Coffee? Not really. Then it hit me…I think I'm addicted to reading! I've poured through eight books in the last two months. I gave most of them to my mom to read. I gave The Glass Castle to my sister. Oh, she also wanted to read The Four Agreements, too, so I gave her that one, too.

On the way home from school yesterday, the kids and I were singing "Ten Little Monkeys." Ya know that one? "….there were nine on the bed and the little one said, roll over, roll over, so they all rolled over and one fell out there were eight in the bed……" Well, when we got to the house Evan insisted on re-enacting the song on Momma's bed. So it was Charlie, Evan and me. Charlie was the first to roll off, then it was me. Evan was the one monkey left on the bed who got to say "goodnight."

We then went downstairs to watch TV for a bit. Evan decided to she needed to build a bridge out of pillows, Tommy's shoes and my legs. That's when the TV cameras arrived for Tommytube taping. Should be an interesting installment seeing as Tommy cast the episode yesterday. I had to laugh when the flower lady came in. Tommy says to the camera "Oh, it's Tuesday! I forgot this is the day my flowers get delivered!" What a load of hooey! So, the flower lady is setting up all sorts of arrangements and that's when the El Pollo Grill people ring the doorbell. Tommy says, "Oh, our dinner is here!"

I'm starting to really love Tommytube taping days! Although, I'm a little bit nervous about the content. I forget that the cameras are there and I just spill my guts…as usual.

I'm going to try to do that Birkram Yoga again. It's hard, but I may just become addicted to the feeling AFTER it's all over!

See you tomorrow, Diary.

[11ListenerNot]

We then went downstairs to watch TV for a bit. Evan decided to she needed to build a bridge out of pillows, Tommy's shoes and my legs. That's when the TV cameras arrived for Tommytube taping. Should be an interesting installment seeing as Tommy cast the episode yesterday
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Why oh why do they always tape tubbytube when her kids are there??

[Wabbitsd]

This was one of those forwarded jokes someone sent to me. I thought someone might want to send it to LBM....

"MY LIVING WILL

Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch....."

I have to say, anytime now that LBM mentions her sister Jenny, I get the sudden urge to bleach the entire area in which I am sitting. To think that dame tried to make a business out of "Martial Arts Aids" so to speak, and has tattoos and all...ick. If those two were my kids, I would be horrified. Frankly, I would move out of the country and change my name.

[loriraesd]

Has anyone watched the latest episode to see if the kids are actually in the shots? Or maybe it's not up on the website yet....I thought LBM expressly stated that the children would not been seen.....

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Just checked online - no new TubbyTube posted yet....

[texasmommy]

Has anyone watched the latest episode to see if the kids are actually in the shots? Or maybe it's not up on the website yet....I thought LBM expressly stated that the children would not been seen.....

You can see kids in the tubbytube videos. One is definitely (Laura's) Evie, but her faced is blurred out... IMHO..What is the difference???

[listener13]

You can see kids in the tubbytube videos. One is definitely (Laura's) Evie, but her faced is blurred out... IMHO..What is the difference???

I'm sure it's got something to do with the divorce. I'm sure Dave said "go make your usual spectacle of yourself, but leave my kids out of it". If anything, for their own freaking safety. She is a big deal, you know - what if someone wanted to snatch any of their kids and hold them hostage for the $73 outfit of the week?:rolleyes:

[loriraesd]

I have to say, anytime now that LBM mentions her sister Jenny, I get the sudden urge to bleach the entire area in which I am sitting. To think that dame tried to make a business out of "Martial Arts Aids" so to speak, and has tattoos and all...ick.

Wabbit, did you do that on purpose..... "Martial Arts Aids"..... I think it was "Marital Aids", but your way is pretty funny....

[wonkatania]

You can see kids in the tubbytube videos. One is definitely (Laura's) Evie, but her faced is blurred out... IMHO..What is the difference???

Does Tummy go after Evan and tell her to, "Get in my belly!"

You know, Tummy is quite literally a "Fat B@@tard."

[shello]

Hmmm, is trouble brewing? Tommy only mentioned the word Michelle once in his 9:30am blob. What's up wth that?

[listener13]

Does Tummy go after Evan and tell her to, "Get in my belly!"

You know, Tummy is quite literally a "Fat B@@tard."

Just spit Diet Pepsi through my nose! Too funny!

What? FB (Tubby) only mentions Moochelle one time in his blob? Guess the "honeymoon" is over - maybe she finally got an eye exam.

[Conceptis]

Hmmm, is trouble brewing? Tommy only mentioned the word Michelle once in his 9:30am blob. What's up wth that?

Maybe it's because this morning Laura was asking if they could have a pet....and Tummy told her "I have a one eyed snake for you over here." I'm sure Mooch loved that one.

[iamapes]

I'm starting to really love Tommytube taping days! Although, I'm a little bit nervous about the content. I forget that the cameras are there and I just spill my guts…as usual.

hah yea right. Because it's totally normal to have someone with a camera attached to their head while your having a heart to heart with FH. Whatever LBM.

[boris85]

Maybe it's because this morning Laura was asking if they could have a pet....and Tummy told her "I have a one eyed snake for you over here." I'm sure Mooch loved that one.

Pretty soon Tommy will decide to go to a Mormon church in his fake quest to "find" religion. Next, that will lead to a life of polygomy where he can have Laura and the Mooch. Tommy will be the next "prophet." I can see it now...Move over Budda - there's a new fat religious icon in the house!

[wanky]

Maybe it's because this morning Laura was asking if they could have a pet....and Tummy told her "I have a one eyed snake for you over here." I'm sure Mooch loved that one.

FH is so disgusting!!!!SO is Jeff! 2 days ago, Delana reported on a San Diego woman who had successfully undergone surgery to remove her gall bladder via her vajay-jay. Then Jeff said something to the effect of "she's the only woman other than my wives(many, many) who had that procedure done that way..just ask Kristin!" Needless to say, I was horrified!

Out of all the people there, other than Delayna, I sort of like Jeff, but that's fading fast. He was also extremely rude to Delana this morning when he dismissed her news about how epidurals could cause infections and other complications in women with back tattoos (sp). It's obvious, Kristin must have one there.

[wanky]

hah yea right. Because it's totally normal to have someone with a camera attached to their head while your having a heart to heart with FH. Whatever LBM.

They are TOTALLY aware of the camera. They are such MTV's "Real World" wannabes. Everything in that tub-o-lard tube is staged! Such horrible actors.

[mel41099]

Maybe it's because this morning Laura was asking if they could have a pet....and Tummy told her "I have a one eyed snake for you over here." I'm sure Mooch loved that one.

EW! Thank goodness I missed that one.

Someone else mentioned it, but why does Tommytube tape on days that Laura's kids are there??? That makes no sense to me.

Laura's whining about having to go shopping...she has loads of free time, why would she leave that to the day before anyhow? That's how much effort she puts into it? (although from the looks of them, yes, that is all the effort she puts into them)

[Wabbitsd]

loriraesd ...completely on porpoise....:wavey2:

[loriraesd]

loriraesd ...completely on porpoise....:wavey2:

Should have known, 'cause you're way too smart a wabbit..........:wavey2:

[loriraesd]

I'm kinda surprised that Jake hasn't weighed in remotely......

[shello]

Maybe it's because this morning Laura was asking if they could have a pet....and Tummy told her "I have a one eyed snake for you over here." I'm sure Mooch loved that one.

A pet? Not a good idea. Neither of them have the skills to take care of anything.

1. They'd have to feed it (Oggi's and chinese take-out do not count) healthy food that needs to be purchased somewhere.

2. clean up after it (a weekly maid--which they should not even have with all of their free time--does not pick up poop and clean up whiz)

3. train and discipline it. Oh yeah, we're talking about Tommy and Laura here.

4. Vet care. Do Big Deals have time for this?

5. But the most important reason is there's a revolving door at Tommy's house and a cat or dog will run away, get eaten by coyotes or hit by a car. Then all of the kids will get their hearts broken.

A pet? Ya might want to give that some more thought.

[wonkatania]

Here's the story of a gold-diggin’ lady
Who was bringing up three very greedy kids.
All of them had dreams of gold, like their mother,
The youngest one wants pearls.

Here's the story, of a man named Tommy,
Who was getting’ busy with three wives not his own,
They were found out, in bed together,
Tommy was left all alone.

Till the one day when Moochell met this fellow,
And she knew she could get much more than a lunch.
But first she, LBM and FH must somehow form a family.
That's the way they all became the Tummy Bunch.

The Tummy Bunch.

The Tummy Bunch.

That's the way they became the Tummy Bunch.

[WhoMe]

A pet? How about gold fish. Gold fish are hard to kill, don't eat much and can't escape...unless the water is filled to high.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Here's the story...The Tummy Bunch.

That's the way they became the Tummy Bunch.

That is totally priceless! Maybe we could get the Heroes to record it and they'd play it on Star? Nah, Tummy would veto it and play "My Own Freedom" instead.

Wonk gets the gold star today for that post! :cheers:

[mel41099]

Maybe we could get the Heroes to record it and they'd play it on Star?

Mattie can sing it for Tummy in the tent while he gets his massage!!!!!!!!!

[Transplant]

First of all - Transplant - sorry about what's going on with your. Been there, done that, bought the t-shirt. It's never fun, but there is always a light at the end of the tunnel.

Wait, no one told me there T-Shirts available! Where can I get one?

[shello]

Here's the story of a gold-diggin’ lady
Who was bringing up three very greedy kids.
All of them had dreams of gold, like their mother,
The youngest one wants pearls.

Here's the story, of a man named Tommy,
Who was getting’ busy with three wives not his own,
They were found out, in bed together,
Tommy was left all alone.

Till the one day when Moochell met this fellow,
And she knew she could get much more than a lunch.
But first she, LBM and FH must somehow form a family.
That's the way they all became the Tummy Bunch.

The Tummy Bunch.

The Tummy Bunch.

That's the way they became the Tummy Bunch.

Good job....I love it. But Comet would not be their dog, remember...it would be Tiger!

And instead of Peter's volcano blowing up it could be some sort of beauty treatment concotion that LBM and Moochelle have whipped up. And instead of the football into MarciaMarciaMarcia's schnozz it would be a guitar hurled at Tommy's gut.

[Transplant]

Wednesday September 19, 2007 9:30am: It's been an interesting day this morning! Watching the OJ stuff was pretty interesting. I'm shocked they let him go. I get a lot of "smack" from people when they know my position on the OJ thing. I'm not going to sugarcoat it, but I may be the only person in the world that is hoping he didn't do those double murders. Back then, I knew all the players in the case. From Nicole's youngest sister who went to SDSU and listened to us. She actually helped me get OJ on way before 1994 and she adored OJ, but that changed when her sister was murdered. Johnny Cochran always took my call as well. This topic has got me in many arguments and debates with friends, listeners, and ex wives. I don't know if I simply don't think he did it OR if it's more of a SAY IT AIN'T SO, type thing.
Regardless, I will debate the best of them on the trial. Hopefully, WOODY CLARK will go on tomorrow to help me with my feelings and to prove that without a doubt OJ did the murders. Woody has a book coming out on DNA and he has a chapter on OJ. Woody is Michelle's boss!

Tommytube brand new episodes will be on the website shortly! Check it out, I hope it's okay. We did hire a person to hold a mic over us, so I think the sound will be better. Keep checking from time to time.

Today, I see the kids. It's an early day so they get out after 1pm, so we have lots of time to do things. I'm thinking a good movie or the park or taking the kids to see my mom would be fun!

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday I will be doing some kick butt training for the 3 day! This will be my focus for the next few days starting tomorrow morning.
TOMORROW: Mission Bay and Bikram Yoga
Friday: Bikram Yoga and Lake Mira Mar
Saturday: Iron, Torrey, and a LONG WALK like Oceanside OR Del Mar…..
Sunday: Cowles and then CHURCH!

I do want to thank you for all the emails about my mom from the previous blog. It means a lot to me that you take the time to write. THANK YOU! I also appreciate the advice (good and bad) and the criticism (good and bad) that come my way about various things.
I will write you after I get the kids okay?

[Wabbitsd]

a pet? Oh, yeah. They should just go ahead and ask the neighbors about that. Who wouldn't love to be their neighbor...and add an undisciplined (probably male, unneutered) dog in the area to cause a big old commotion?

great idea.

Then, of course, when LBM the big deal tires of the responsibility of caring for the animal, it will end up at the shelter...

she's such an egg.

FH Wrote: "...From Nicole's youngest sister who went to SDSU and listened to us. She actually helped me get OJ on way before 1994 and she adored OJ, but that changed when her sister was murdered."

No kidding. Ya think? A guy murders her sister, and she has a change of heart about him. Imagine that? Now it all makes sense...he thought he was part of the "Moment of History" involved with OJ...so he can't come to grips with the reality. what a concept for him. He thinks even the OJ thing is about him... (FH).

[Pebbles64]

FH and Moochell can use it for the 1st dance at their jacked up wedding reception.

[iamsheens]

a pet? Oh, yeah. They should just go ahead and ask the neighbors about that. Who wouldn't love to be their neighbor...and add an undisciplined (probably male, unneutered) dog in the area to cause a big old commotion?

great idea.

Then, of course, when LBM the big deal tires of the responsibility of caring for the animal, it will end up at the shelter...

she's such an egg.

I really think if they got a pet they'd go for the extreme...something only big deals should have...like a monkey or something...or like a ferrett because they are illegal in Ca and big deals don't think the laws apply to them.

[iamsheens]

Wednesday September 19, 2007 9:30am: It's been an interesting day this morning! Watching the OJ stuff was pretty interesting. I'm shocked they let him go. I get a lot of "smack" from people when they know my position on the OJ thing. I'm not going to sugarcoat it, but I may be the only person in the world that is hoping he didn't do those double murders. Back then, I knew all the players in the case. From Nicole's youngest sister who went to SDSU and listened to us. She actually helped me get OJ on way before 1994 and she adored OJ, but that changed when her sister was murdered. Johnny Cochran always took my call as well. This topic has got me in many arguments and debates with friends, listeners, and ex wives. I don't know if I simply don't think he did it OR if it's more of a SAY IT AIN'T SO, type thing.
Regardless, I will debate the best of them on the trial. Hopefully, WOODY CLARK will go on tomorrow to help me with my feelings and to prove that without a doubt OJ did the murders. Woody has a book coming out on DNA and he has a chapter on OJ. Woody is Michelle's boss!

Tommytube brand new episodes will be on the website shortly! Check it out, I hope it's okay. We did hire a person to hold a mic over us, so I think the sound will be better. Keep checking from time to time.

Today, I see the kids. It's an early day so they get out after 1pm, so we have lots of time to do things. I'm thinking a good movie or the park or taking the kids to see my mom would be fun!

Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday I will be doing some kick butt training for the 3 day! This will be my focus for the next few days starting tomorrow morning.
TOMORROW: Mission Bay and Bikram Yoga
Friday: Bikram Yoga and Lake Mira Mar
Saturday: Iron, Torrey, and a LONG WALK like Oceanside OR Del Mar…..
Sunday: Cowles and then CHURCH!

I do want to thank you for all the emails about my mom from the previous blog. It means a lot to me that you take the time to write. THANK YOU! I also appreciate the advice (good and bad) and the criticism (good and bad) that come my way about various things.
I will write you after I get the kids okay?

ok lemme just say that its great tommy is doing all these hikes and yoga classes but to do the 3 day you gotta be doing more than that...I remember my mom going on like 10 miles walks and stuff....there is no way doing 3-5 mile hikes are going to prepare him for the 3day. He needs to step it up....

[MissThany]

ok lemme just say that its great tommy is doing all these hikes and yoga classes but to do the 3 day you gotta be doing more than that...I remember my mom going on like 10 miles walks and stuff....there is no way doing 3-5 mile hikes are going to prepare him for the 3day. He needs to step it up....

Yep, by now, he should be walking 7-10 miles at least 3 times a week. I was doing well more than that this time last year and I STILL wished I'd trained more! He also should be cross training a bit more than yoga. But at least he's doing something. Wonder if he can walk faster than a 20 minute mile so he doesn't get picked up by the sweep vans? Hmmmmm.

I will say that I had a friend who is a masseuse who came down after Day One and gave my friend and I massages-quick 15 minute ones. It helped so very much. But she also did that as a way of supporting us because she wanted to donate more than she could.

The actual 3-day experience will be a VERY interesting once to follow. Very interesting indeed.

[Wabbitsd]

I bet he pulls a hamstring and bows out early.

[MissThany]

I bet he pulls a hamstring and bows out early.

I had a serious asthma attack while walking, I am overweight and I twisted an ankle. I still walked 52 of the 60 miles.

Don't be a whimp FH.
Finish something honorably for once in your life.

[Transplant]

I bet he pulls a hamstring and bows out early.

But I bet you that if he does he won't tell us or he'll use Rosa's health as an excuse on why he had to pull out....

[Transplant]

He's at it again....another blog posting..

Thursday September 19, 2007 NOON: Thank you very much for the emails about my mom. I didn't think that one paragraph would get me so many nice emails and emails about people going through the same thing.

I am optimistic and I do want to believe my mom will live forever. I always wanted to see my mom at my wedding. I got married in Vegas back in 1994 and this time my dream is to have a "real big family wedding". Eddie's already going to be my best man! I don't know if my wedding will be a big one or a small wedding, but I do know my mom will be sitting up front. You think I'll cry at my wedding? Well, don't tell anyone but I'm crying just writing these last 3 sentences.

You know this blog is so good for me. I'm here at my office at the radio station and I have a lot on my mind. From work, to family, to friends, to everything, but no matter what I have going on, I have the blog to run to. I literally ran to the office to write you. I don't even know what I really wanted to say to you, I just needed to write.
You know, I want to live a healthy and positive life and there is only ONE thing that is negative that I have touched on over the last few months that remains NOT good. That's the relationship with my oldest sister Lola. She and I are disagreeing on almost everything relating to my mom. With respect to my family, I won't talk about the subjects, but in general, we're fueding over some silly stuff. I know if my mom knew how we are at odds with a few things, she would be very upset. I know I'm suppose to be the man of the house and the family since my dad and brothers are all gone, but it's hard to say "hey, lets kiss and make up" when the topics are so tough to NOT have a strong opinion about. I want to have Lola back in my life like everyone else is. I want Lola to meet Michelle. Lola is the one that took care of me when my mom was working and Lola was the one that made me hang out in LA where I saw so many things. I mean, I met Merv Griffin when I was 10 because of Lola. I was on the set of American Bandstand and the Dating Game when I was 12 because of Lola. She taught me how to order food at restaurants and stuff like that and I want to have her in my life, but the subjects that we are arguing about isn't that easy to just forget about. I love Lola. It feels good to just tell you about it.

I'm thinking about deleting the last paragraph. Awww, I will just leave it.

I'll be with my kids in an hour. I can't wait to see them. That's the only thing that blows about divorce. It's the every other day WHO GETS THEM tomorrow and you get them tonight scheduling. That blows, it really does. But the only good thing about it, is when I'm with the kids, I'm WITH the kids. So many years in the beginning when they were babies, I was home with them, but working so much that I wasn't with them. Did that make sense?

Things all happen for a reason and I feel good about where my life is now and where it is headed. I am struggling with eating right. I could take a few minutes to refresh my memory on how I was in March, because right now, I don't feel bad or I don't think twice when I eat something I shouldn't.

I feel like I just confessed to Father Albert in Chula Vista at Most Precious Blood. :)

I will go now and do 3 hail mary's and 4 lord's prayers.

Love,
Tommy

[11ListenerNot]

I bet he pulls a hamstring and bows out early
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Don't worry, he'll have his "masseuse" there in case of pain or injury

[Transplant]

I bet he pulls a hamstring and bows out early
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Don't worry, he'll have his "masseuse" there in case of pain or injury

and a bottle of alcohol...(and i don't mean rubbing alcohol)

[11ListenerNot]

am optimistic and I do want to believe my mom will live forever. I always wanted to see my mom at my wedding. I got married in Vegas back in 1994 and this time my dream is to have a "real big family wedding". Eddie's already going to be my best man! I don't know if my wedding will be a big one or a small wedding, but I do know my mom will be sitting up front. You think I'll cry at my wedding? Well, don't tell anyone but I'm crying just writing these last 3 sentences
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Amused, are you there? What a load of c**p!

[shello]

I bet he pulls a hamstring and bows out early.

I be he pulls out a ham sammwich and bows out early. :chef: :chef:

[YoungAmerican]

New Tummytube is up. After watching episode 3 intro, all I can say is FH really is disgusting!! and LBM, BE STILL FOR PETE SAKE!!!

[Wabbitsd]

forget the hamstring. He'll have debilitating shinsplints.

what a load. But it's interesting what he says about his older sister...I guess he has her to thank for his shallowness, and his desire to stand alongside celebrities...she didn't bother to bake him a birthday cake, she didn't bother to teach him to respect women, and she didn't find a way to break him of his self-centered nature.

He sure has a lot to thank her for. She introduced him to celebrities. She taught him to order at a restaurant. wow. So now that he has done that for his kids, his job is done.

Interesting that the scheduling thing is so tough on him. I bet he is one of those last minute, I want them right now, quit interfering with my relationship with my kids type.

You can just feel the thinly-veiled anger against his former wife in everything he writes...yet he was the one to step out on their marriage and the kids. I also got a kick out of how he was working so much when the kids were babies (read that to mean: they were a lot of work to have around instead of just self-sufficient buddies. Oh, and they interfered with his gangsta-player-pimp lifestyle). Yeah, right, FH.

[zodiac]

Ok, people, I just watched all FIVE new episodes of Tommytube. What was I thinking? It was uneventful and OMG Laura's constant movement, be it her legs swaying back and forth or hair pulling or arm movements, drives me crazy! It's the only thing I noticed, it was so distracting, but I stuck with it to see if it would get better, it didn't.
And does anyone know why Tommy gets fresh flowers delivered every week? That sounds like a nice luxury.
Michelle hardly said anything and looked uncomfortable the whole time. Tommy introduced her as his buddy, then his girlfriend, never his fiancee.
No kids were shown.
The sound was better than last week, but they didn't really have anything worth listening to.
AAAAGGGHHHH, I've wasted too much time on the computer, gonna go play with my kiddos now.

[11ListenerNot]

Zodiac, you are a brave soul

[mel41099]

And does anyone know why Tommy gets fresh flowers delivered every week? That sounds like a nice luxury.

Laura said something in her blob about how he did that just for Tommytube. You think he'd hang a picture on the wall or something.

[listener13]

Wednesday September 19, 2007 9:30am: It's been an interesting day this morning! Watching the OJ stuff was pretty interesting. I'm shocked they let him go. I get a lot of "smack" from people when they know my position on the OJ thing. I'm not going to sugarcoat it, but I may be the only person in the world that is hoping he didn't do those double murders. Back then, I knew all the players in the case. From Nicole's youngest sister who went to SDSU and listened to us. She actually helped me get OJ on way before 1994 and she adored OJ, but that changed when her sister was murdered.

It's shocking that someone would change their opinion about their brother-in-law after they commit a double-homicide, which included their own sister......I thought family was supposed to stick up for you!!!!:throw:

Tommy, you are tragically clueless - always have been, always will be.

[YoungAmerican]

Oh, and Mooch can see into the future too. She says she sees next year just being crazy not just for herself, but for everyone! Laura thinks that's cool.:disa:

[listener13]

I be he pulls out a ham sammwich and bows out early. :chef: :chef:

Hah! Shello - you must be a psychic.

[shello]

Oh, and Mooch can see into the future too. She says she sees next year just being crazy not just for herself, but for everyone! Laura thinks that's cool.:disa:

Until Moochelle climbed that hill and stalked, errr found Tommy she must not have had anything going on in her life. She seems to have just plopped herself down at his house and is always there. When does she work and find time to be a mom? (I think i know the answer to that)

[listener13]

OMG - what a waste of 10 minutes of time watching all of that bullcrap TubbyTube. A couple of insights:
1. It doesn't look like Moochelle is wearing her ring
2. Do these people ever wash their clothes (sweat stories)
3. How old is Moochelle - like 19? She sounds like an embryo
4. LBM - what's with the stream of consciousness
5. LBM - give up the ghost with Davecain - that ship has sailed, my friend
6. All three of them - get the hell out of that house - life is passing you by
7. FH - stop eating all the freaking pizza you loser - Oggi's has salads, too - emmm - dressing on the side for you, Tubby
8. So now Moochelle's boss "Woody" is going to be a commentator on the show regarding OJ? Give me a break
9. Ugh - these people SO bug me.
10. Tommy Sablan is waste of skin (and oh, man, does he have a lot of it).

[iamsheens]

He's at it again....another blog posting..

Thursday September 19, 2007 NOON: Thank you very much for the emails about my mom. I didn't think that one paragraph would get me so many nice emails and emails about people going through the same thing.

I am optimistic and I do want to believe my mom will live forever. I always wanted to see my mom at my wedding. I got married in Vegas back in 1994 and this time my dream is to have a "real big family wedding". Eddie's already going to be my best man! I don't know if my wedding will be a big one or a small wedding, but I do know my mom will be sitting up front. You think I'll cry at my wedding? Well, don't tell anyone but I'm crying just writing these last 3 sentences.

You know this blog is so good for me. I'm here at my office at the radio station and I have a lot on my mind. From work, to family, to friends, to everything, but no matter what I have going on, I have the blog to run to. I literally ran to the office to write you. I don't even know what I really wanted to say to you, I just needed to write.
You know, I want to live a healthy and positive life and there is only ONE thing that is negative that I have touched on over the last few months that remains NOT good. That's the relationship with my oldest sister Lola. She and I are disagreeing on almost everything relating to my mom. With respect to my family, I won't talk about the subjects, but in general, we're fueding over some silly stuff. I know if my mom knew how we are at odds with a few things, she would be very upset. I know I'm suppose to be the man of the house and the family since my dad and brothers are all gone, but it's hard to say "hey, lets kiss and make up" when the topics are so tough to NOT have a strong opinion about. I want to have Lola back in my life like everyone else is. I want Lola to meet Michelle. Lola is the one that took care of me when my mom was working and Lola was the one that made me hang out in LA where I saw so many things. I mean, I met Merv Griffin when I was 10 because of Lola. I was on the set of American Bandstand and the Dating Game when I was 12 because of Lola. She taught me how to order food at restaurants and stuff like that and I want to have her in my life, but the subjects that we are arguing about isn't that easy to just forget about. I love Lola. It feels good to just tell you about it.

I'm thinking about deleting the last paragraph. Awww, I will just leave it.

I'll be with my kids in an hour. I can't wait to see them. That's the only thing that blows about divorce. It's the every other day WHO GETS THEM tomorrow and you get them tonight scheduling. That blows, it really does. But the only good thing about it, is when I'm with the kids, I'm WITH the kids. So many years in the beginning when they were babies, I was home with them, but working so much that I wasn't with them. Did that make sense?

Things all happen for a reason and I feel good about where my life is now and where it is headed. I am struggling with eating right. I could take a few minutes to refresh my memory on how I was in March, because right now, I don't feel bad or I don't think twice when I eat something I shouldn't.

I feel like I just confessed to Father Albert in Chula Vista at Most Precious Blood. :)

I will go now and do 3 hail mary's and 4 lord's prayers.

Love,
Tommy

Im going to sound dil-like but.....I thought tommy grew up poor in chula vista? If thats so how were him and his sister affording to go to LA and how did she know Merv and how did they get onto all these shows? Something doesn't add up....

And I also think because his moms health is not the best this will speed up the wedding....If Mooch is so uncomfortable on camera and possibly with tommy I wonder if she would actually go through with the wedding....I'm also wondering how someone goes from Jr. Seau to Tommy Sablan....I mean I know its the money and semi-fame but I dunno I just can't imagine going from a in-shape football player to tubby....I imagine she is always comparing their looks, and body in her mind....

Anyways I wonder what his sister and him are arguing over that they aren't speaking...My guess...his attitude towards ladies. I mean if she knows how he is she probably is ashamed and sickened by it. Maybe she was once cheated on too and can't handle the fact he's cheated on past wives, gf's whatever....anyone else have any thoughts on what it could be?

[Wabbitsd]

I don't really think anyone in that family could grow up with half a clue how to behave in any way, shape or form. I bet his sister up in LA made a habit of going to things like gameshows...or she was a waitress in a restaurant these folks ate at all the time.

I also don't necessarily think Dave Cain is a whole lot better than Laura outside of his having HAD IT with her drug/alcohol stuff. I think he was right there along for the ride right up to basically the end.

[Transplant]

I also don't necessarily think Dave Cain is a whole lot better than Laura outside of his having HAD IT with her drug/alcohol stuff. I think he was right there along for the ride right up to basically the end.

You know, (and i'm not saying this is the case) but i've had acquaintences who did illegal drugs recreationally and their spouse knew but it increased to daily abuse and they were really good at hiding the usage from their spouses until it got out of control. I choose to believe that this is the case with LBM and that Dave kept getting promises for a few years from her that she would stop and when it all came to a head, he just quit the whole shame

[Smitty]

New Tummytube is up. After watching episode 3 intro, all I can say is FH really is disgusting!! and LBM, BE STILL FOR PETE SAKE!!!

Anyone happen to catch what the 6 hour rule was? I couldn't make it out from the audio.

[listener13]

Anyone happen to catch what the 6 hour rule was? I couldn't make it out from the audio.

Well, we KNOW it can't be the amount of time between Tubby's meals.....

[11ListenerNot]

This is a complete mess and a freakshow. My personal observations:

1. Laura's hair pulling, jerking and that laugh (it's enough that we have to endure that laugh in the morning). Personally, I can only stand one round of laughing, and I change the station.

2. Did you notice that Laura said she "had" to go to a meeting?
I bet she has court ordered meetings that she must attend.

3. This group sat around and talked like a bunch of teenagers on a Friday night. These are supposed to be adults? And these people make six figures?? Go figure:disa:

[11ListenerNot]

quote:If Mooch is so uncomfortable on camera and possibly with tommy I wonder if she would actually go through with the wedding
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I thought the same thing. She didn't look comfortable or very happy. I think the honeymoon's over before the wedding.

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quote:Anyone happen to catch what the 6 hour rule was? I couldn't make it out from the audio.
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Can someone else please explain this, I don't have the stomach to handle it

[mamasterls]

Anyone happen to catch what the 6 hour rule was? I couldn't make it out from the audio.

Supposedly FH and Mochelle are never apart for more than 6 hours.

It was like watching a weird pavlovian experiment. Every time the doorbell rang, FH called out "FOOD!". You sould practically see him start to salivate!

[wonkatania]

For Those of you who have not had a chance, this is the kind of excitement you are missing:


http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/7916/tummytube01pn3.gif

[wonkatania]

In Addition to the above, you also get to hear Laura Say:

Click Here to hear Laura Say: "I'm Kind Of A Big Deal." (http://www.musicuploader.org/upload/1190254492189782669646f1d79c33ec1.wav)

[MissThany]

Wonks, I think I love you.

[insightbyjake]

Hi guys,

I've been gone awhile. Anything happen while I was away?

[insightbyjake]

Oh, I see.....I should read from page 238 to page 266...okay...thanks!

[MissThany]

We missed you Jake! Have fun catching up!

[RowdyOne]

omg jake, glad you're back, I'm laughing so hard out loud at your posts my pets have escaped and probably won't come back.

[surfing_texan]

I have not watched the videos (and will not), but I'm curious...any mention of who watches all the kids while they sit/lay/stand around and talk about useless crap?

[RowdyOne]

I have not watched the videos (and will not), but I'm curious...any mention of who watches all the kids while they sit/lay/stand around and talk about useless crap?good point! there's a pool there, and other potentially dangerous attractions...

[mel41099]

I'm sorry, I can't watch them all....

From what I saw before I closed it...
-what's the deal with all the couch pillows on top of them?
-are they adults or in high school?
-how lame that Mooch had never heard of the "6 hour rule" and they named a whole episode that. (they have never been apart for more than 6 hours - she must not have a full time job otherwise how is that possible???)
-why when Tommy said he should rent the house to Laura she had a smirk on her face and said no...why, Laura, because your free ride would come to an end?
-Laura and Mooch are together all the time, why would Laura ask her if she has her own house?
-I can't tell if Moochelle's ring is on her hand or not
-I hear the kids screaming in the background...who is watching them??
-the hair playing and leg swaying is way too annoying

[Wabbitsd]

Transplant, I think you have a really good point there...I'll consider that in my future evaluations of him...hmmmmm.....

I wonder how long it will take Jake to catch up? LOL

Wonk, priceless as usual!!!

[insightbyjake]

I've....been...reading.....

Mind is numb.....breath short.....joints getting stiff.....must....keep....moving......need air......HELP!

Boris....Amazed...."Where's Jake?"......bad dance...too many Rick pics.....baloon pants.....lock of hair in pocket......Reidy Creek......."Blobby Bunch"......"mouth-shooting-vomit".....elephant-chasing-peanut........

"He used to make me tingle when we'd share a pint of Ben and Jerry's, swapping spoons and sampling from one another's frozen tongues. He used to buy me Slurpees and Fun dips."..................not sure if Boris is gay or funny.....

"Where's Jake?"............"I heard he died from drinking Coke and eating Pop Rocks at the same time."......(Replace drinking with snorting....eating with smoking...and there is LBM).........

"Some caller just asked Jeff if he's ever had a threesome!" [Editor's Note: Only if one other man was willing to kiss Jerry].........."LBM kinda deserves a sleazy attorney IMHO....." LBM...IMHO = acronym withdrawal....."sleazy attorney" --- isn't that redundant?

..and of course,.....THE SECRET! "I'm kinda surprised that Jake hasn't weighed in remotely.".......

THE SECRET is, Many people have a missing brain component. It is the part of the brain that enables human beings to discern when "crap" is being hand-delivered. Those who are missing this component, are 11 strong.

For the rest, it is the part of the brain that recognizes the commercial breaks on the Showgram are a relief -- not an annoyance.... In fact, they are Don Piper's "90-Minutes-Of Heaven";

It is the part of the brain that recognizes: Jabba is a "Daddy-disguised-as-a-man-whore-whose-parenting-skills-ended-when his-jiz-met-the-egg";

Laura is a brain-dead, Lipizzaner; 'nough-said

Jer is a "Hey-I'm-still-bitchin'-Van-Halen-Kiss-bands-that-are-as-anachronistic-as-I-am-keep-on-rockin'-in-the-free-world" dude!" [Editor's note: P.S. Your wife is scary. Ask Boris]

Jeff is a tooth-spittin'-"Might-as-well-have-married-my-daughter-in-law-Ohio-honk-who- is-as-smart-as-the-last-book-he's-read-kinda-troll."

And, Randy is gay-but-he-doesn'tknow-it-yet (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Reading 238 to 266 is like being on the Titanic in 1912 -- and then watching the movie in 1997. Lot's of time goes by........but the result is the same: the ship sinks.

Only, I get to see Kate Winslet naked -- which is a HELL-of-alot-better than that CrystalDoll's post of the Macy's Thanksgiving-Day-Parade-Float picture on page 245. Just wondering....is that an ass...or a landing strip?

[SDReadhead]

Here's the story of a gold-diggin’ lady
Who was bringing up three very greedy kids.
All of them had dreams of gold, like their mother,
The youngest one wants pearls.
...
That's the way they became the Tummy Bunch.

:thumbup: :thumb: :drums: :guitar: :sing: :fro: Two thumbs up and a salute from our very own band for you, Wonk! Hilarious

[SDReadhead]

I be he pulls out a ham sammwich and bows out early. :chef: :chef:

My husband just ran into my office to see why I was screaming and laughing. Good one, Shello!

[shello]

I've....been...reading.....

Mind is numb.....breath short.....joints getting stiff.....must....keep....moving......need air......HELP!

Boris....Amazed...."Where's Jake?"......bad dance...too many Rick pics.....baloon pants.....lock of hair in pocket......Reidy Creek......."Blobby Bunch"......"mouth-shooting-vomit".....elephant-chasing-peanut........

"He used to make me tingle when we'd share a pint of Ben and Jerry's, swapping spoons and sampling from one another's frozen tongues. He used to buy me Slurpees and Fun dips."..................not sure if Boris is gay or funny.....

"Where's Jake?"............"I heard he died from drinking Coke and eating Pop Rocks at the same time."......(Replace drinking with snorting....eating with smoking...and there is LBM).........

Reading 238 to 266 is like being on the Titanic in 1912 -- and then watching the movie in 1997. Lot's of time goes by........but the result is the same: the ship sinks. ?

You've basically summed it up very nicely. We do have two great sleuths and one of them came out of the gate running with her very first post as she found Moochelle's The Secret web page. The other found Jer and Tubby's canceled flight info for Van Halen. (Guys I am sorry I have forgotten made these posts and I am too big of a deal to go back and check):)

Hey, did anyone find out if the Van Halen concert trip has been rescheduled?

[shello]

My husband just ran into my office to see why I was screaming and laughing. Good one, Shello!

I got NO work done today but that was my gift to society. Glad you like it. As I wrote it earlier I laughed and somehow hit a wrong key and had to re-type it.

[SDReadhead]

(Guys I am sorry I have forgotten made these posts and I am too big of a deal to go back and check):)

:cheers:

[Wabbitsd]

"Laura is a brain-dead, Lipizzaner; 'nough-said "

Let's not go insulting innocent members of the animal kingdom just because it's true....

[LisaP]

Laura is a brain-dead, Lipizzaner; 'nough-said

LMAO [sorry about the caps, looking for a smilie and cannot find one] how fitting. Welcome back Jake.

[LisaP]

Let's not go insulting innocent members of the animal kingdom just because it's true....

Okay, I posted and feel bad now being happy about Laura being compared to a horse [the whole 'rode hard and put up wet' thing just came to mind]. My apologies to the horses.

[shello]

:cheers:

Okay, kudos to Mamalellie and 11ListenerNot for their great posts. I did go back to check.

ANd welcome back Jake. Chef and Shaft are happy you are back too.:fro: :chef: :wavey:

[Jammie J.]

I really think if they got a pet they'd go for the extreme...something only big deals should have...like a monkey or something...or like a ferrett because they are illegal in Ca and big deals don't think the laws apply to them.

I think an elephant would be good ... 500 pounds of food per day would fit just right in their house. :munch:

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Hi guys,

I've been gone awhile. Anything happen while I was away?

Welcome back, Jake! Pull up a comfy chair, get a big glass of "the beverage of your choice" :cheers: and prepare for hours of reading to catch up on what you've missed....

Boy, have we been having fun!

And I seriously can't wait to hear what you have to say about it all :)

[gossipgurl]

I just watched the TummyTube episodes and a few thoughts entered my head...
1) If my daughter was screaming in the house, I would look up to see what she was screaming about...Laura didn't even flinch, she acted like her daughter wasn't even there.
2) When she hardly ever sees her kids, why is she sitting around talking, filming and ignoring them? Maybe I am weird, but if I didn't get to see my kids everyday I would give them 100% of my attention when I did see them
3) Michelle and Tommy act like they barely know each other; it's REALLY strange to see two people who act only like acquaintances start talking about a wedding day
4) Laura is WAAAYYYY wacked out on something, it's really upsetting to sit and watch her. Hello...she didn't even know it was going to be 2008 after the holidays??? Scary.
5) She said that sometimes she wants to get back together with Dave and sometimes she doesn't??? Is that fake or real?

[Jammie J.]

Thursday September 19, 2007 NOON: (snippety snip of inconsequential blah blah blah stuff)

You know, I want to live a healthy and positive life and there is only ONE thing that is negative that I have touched on over the last few months that remains NOT good. That's the relationship with my oldest sister Lola. She and I are disagreeing on almost everything relating to my mom. With respect to my family, I won't talk about the subjects, but in general, we're fueding over some silly stuff. I know if my mom knew how we are at odds with a few things, she would be very upset. I know I'm suppose to be the man of the house and the family since my dad and brothers are all gone, but it's hard to say "hey, lets kiss and make up" when the topics are so tough to NOT have a strong opinion about. I want to have Lola back in my life like everyone else is. I want Lola to meet Michelle. Lola is the one that took care of me when my mom was working and Lola was the one that made me hang out in LA where I saw so many things. I mean, I met Merv Griffin when I was 10 because of Lola. I was on the set of American Bandstand and the Dating Game when I was 12 because of Lola. She taught me how to order food at restaurants and stuff like that and I want to have her in my life, but the subjects that we are arguing about isn't that easy to just forget about. I love Lola. It feels good to just tell you about it.

I'm thinking about deleting the last paragraph. Awww, I will just leave it.

I'll be with my kids in an hour. I can't wait to see them. That's the only thing that blows about divorce. It's the every other day WHO GETS THEM tomorrow and you get them tonight scheduling. That blows, it really does. But the only good thing about it, is when I'm with the kids, I'm WITH the kids. So many years in the beginning when they were babies, I was home with them, but working so much that I wasn't with them. Did that make sense?

Things all happen for a reason and I feel good about where my life is now and where it is headed. I am struggling with eating right. I could take a few minutes to refresh my memory on how I was in March, because right now, I don't feel bad or I don't think twice when I eat something I shouldn't.

I feel like I just confessed to Father Albert in Chula Vista at Most Precious Blood. :)

I will go now and do 3 hail mary's and 4 lord's prayers.

Love,
Tommy

It irritates me when someone contradicts himself in the same paragraph. Either the stuff you're fighting over with your sister is silly stuff, or it's important enough to have strong opinions about. Which is it, Tommy?

As far as divorce goes, I can think of a lot more things about divorce blowing than just visitation scheduling.

Eating? Really, I don't see him struggling with eating. In fact, in one of those TubbyTube videos, I saw him stuffing his face for a good portion of it. Don't think that's struggling.

Thanks for letting me vent!:wavey2:

[insightbyjake]

"Things all happen for a reason..."

No, they don't.

Things happen because we make choices. "Things" do not simply occur. And, sometime things just simply, happen.

A plane crashes in Thailand. The reason? To kill people? To teach the pilot a lesson? To make people aware of weather?

No. Things happen.

I'm LBM...I drink and snort....I have two kids....I go to re-hab.....my marriage falls apart.......All this Sh*t happens for a "reason?"

No....all this "happens."

"Life goes on with out me...."

Sometimes we cause our results...and sometimes we react to our results.

If we cause it......suck it up and make it better. Oh, wait....that precludes the 11 and the "talent......" Never mind.

[BecInCA]

I just watched the TummyTube episodes and a few thoughts entered my head...
1) If my daughter was screaming in the house, I would look up to see what she was screaming about...Laura didn't even flinch, she acted like her daughter wasn't even there.
2) When she hardly ever sees her kids, why is she sitting around talking, filming and ignoring them? Maybe I am weird, but if I didn't get to see my kids everyday I would give them 100% of my attention when I did see them
3) Michelle and Tommy act like they barely know each other; it's REALLY strange to see two people who act only like acquaintances start talking about a wedding day
4) Laura is WAAAYYYY wacked out on something, it's really upsetting to sit and watch her. Hello...she didn't even know it was going to be 2008 after the holidays??? Scary.
5) She said that sometimes she wants to get back together with Dave and sometimes she doesn't??? Is that fake or real?

I just watched one of the Tummy Tube Episode #3 snippets. All I can say is "LAURA, STOP PLAYING WITH AND TWIRLING YOUR %^$)ing HAIR!!!! You're not a pre-teen anymore! It's so distracting to me that I can't even pay attention to what she and FH are talking about. Wait, maybe she's doing me a favor after all. These people are crazy if you ask me. Why in the world would you put this stuff on the internet voluntarily? You couldn't even pay me enough to be an act in this circus! :disa:

[surfing_texan]

I hope this doesn't resemble a dumbert post...When FH and LBM (I prefer to call them The Kidiots) first talked about TummyTube, wasn't it phrased as "we're having the house wired for webcams"? A webcam would then capture them at random, behaving "normally" (we all know normal isn't possible for them). Did I imagine them blobbing that it would be a webcam that was on for a brief period of time each week/day?

[shello]

I hope this doesn't resemble a dumbert post...When FH and LBM (I prefer to call them The Kidiots) first talked about TummyTube, wasn't it phrased as "we're having the house wired for webcams"? A webcam would then capture them at random, behaving "normally" (we all know normal isn't possible for them). Did I imagine them blobbing that it would be a webcam that was on for a brief period of time each week/day?

Yeah, when they first mentioned the webcam I envisioned a lot of everyday (with of course some contrived)LIVE events going on. I figured they would be going about their lives at the Sablan house and we would see spills, mishaps, cooking, movie watching and every so often.... someone in their underwear. But then that would require there to be action. All I can see is a slow paced chit chat.

I just watched all of the new snippets and they are beyond bad. The one thing that jumps out at me is Moochelle. Why is she there? She's clearly uninvolved in what's going on. She doesn't seem to really say much to Laura, yet they were having a chat.

And I am not sure what she was trying to say about her house/the house she lives in. It was odd and she seemed to be dodging something.

[BigAl]

Well here I am on the East Coast preparing for a meeting and I decide to watch the tommytube new episodes and now I want to puke.
My first comment would be who the hell cares...... but then you see and hear things that are quite interesting such as.
1. Kids scream and no one seems to flinch or care.
2. Mooch sits there like she wishes she was somewhere else.
3. Laura tries to hog the spotlight (imagine that) and won't shut up. She just needs to move far away.
4. The 6 hour rule stuff is nauseating.
5. How much take out do they deliver?? Does anyone try to cook?
6. FH looks quite heavy for someone who is supposedly always training and walking, etc.
7. Mooch seems to be extremely plastic and used to getting what she wants.
Why I decided to poison my day by watching these is beyond me.
Dave should file with courts preventing HER from talking on this tube thing at all about their kids, relationship, anything. But remember with Mooch working in the court system that could be of Lauras avantage.........

[Wabbitsd]

It just slays me (in a funny way) how this 40 year old woman and this whatever FH age is...(he's an old man now)...are cavorting around like teenagers on an MTV video. "I'm the star, no I'm the star"

I really don't think Mooch has all that much going upstairs...if she is a court reporter---that's like one of the last protected jobs on the planet...why do we really need someone "Typing up" trial proceedings? We do have cameras and videotape these days.

[Transplant]

So they get on the air this morning at 6:06 am....and it's 6:16 and they're already on a commercial break?

I wish i had a job where I get a break every 10 minutes!

[boris85]

A couple of things: First I saw Tummy Smurf "training" yesterday for the three day. His mom, Rosa (or some other old woman he picked up at Big Lots), who he claims is sick was pedaling a three-wheel bike, dragging a ham sandwich with a piece of string. He was sweating like a pig trying to catch it. Second, Laura's new $73 outfit is actually $74 something - it defeats the purpose and shows that she can't add. No follow through, does what she wants as it suits her. Each time she posts a new outfit, I think it goes up a size...:bandit:

[iamapes]

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/laura_outfit_9_20done.jpg


That jacket was a bad choice :gle:

[Transplant]

Whoops..I was posting the outfit of the week but got beat to the punch line!

Thanks IaM

[Truth_Patrol]

Regarding Tummy Tube - did anybody catch the conversation about Nyquil? Laura is going to be back in rehab in no time. They were talking about what she could take for her cold and she mentioned that she cannot take Nyquil. Both FH and Moochelle had never heard that. LBM had a hard time explaining that it has alcohol in it. She then said the classic, I am heading back to rehab, line - "I am sure I could handle it, but I am not supposed to take it." How much longer before she is sure she can handle just a glass of wine or take one of her drugs of choice? I am sure she will be right back where she was in March in no time.

[wonkatania]

Can Someone Please Tell Me What Laura Was Talking About this Morning Here:

Click Here To Listen (http://www.musicuploader.org/upload/119030337939966579946f296936459d.wav)

[11ListenerNot]

Please don't call me a DB, but who is this Gamboa character? As little as I have listened over the years, he calls in occasionally. Is he just a cheerleader for J & J or what??

[zodiac]

Regarding Tummy Tube - did anybody catch the conversation about Nyquil? Laura is going to be back in rehab in no time. They were talking about what she could take for her cold and she mentioned that she cannot take Nyquil. Both FH and Moochelle had never heard that. LBM had a hard time explaining that it has alcohol in it. She then said the classic, I am heading back to rehab, line - "I am sure I could handle it, but I am not supposed to take it." How much longer before she is sure she can handle just a glass of wine or take one of her drugs of choice? I am sure she will be right back where she was in March in no time.

Yeah, I noticed that whole 'I think I could handle it' line about Nyquil and it made me think she's headed down the wrong path if that is her way of thinking.
FOLLOW ALL THE RULES LAURA!

[Daisy CA]

Laura's outfit this week isn't bad, but she has yet another new pair of jeans. I mean, I know she loves jeans, but how many pairs of jeans does one person need??? She literally must own at LEAST 50 pair. Where does she keep them all? Maybe that's why Tommy sleeps on the couch...Laura's clothes and jeans fill up the other 4 bedrooms!

[wonkatania]

Amused was mentioned in the Showgram:

Click Here To Listen About Amused (www.musicuploader.org/upload/1190307471111305508746f2a68f1242a.wav)

[shello]

Can Someone Please Tell Me What Laura Was Talking About this Morning Here:

Click Here To Listen (http://www.musicuploader.org/upload/119030337939966579946f296936459d.wav)

Yeah, that was interesting. Hmmmm