San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread

[shello]

Amused was mentioned in the Showgram:

Click Here To Listen About Amused (www.musicuploader.org/upload/1190307471111305508746f2a68f1242a.wav)

Everything Jeff said was rude. He has got to be the king of settlements so he should know. Kristen, if you're trolling this board....better make sure your decor is up to par or it could be fodder down the line.

[zodiac]

Laura's Diary, September 20th, 2007
Thursday, September 20, 2007 at 12:55pm

Dear Diary,

I'm noticing a pattern here….

If I go to Birkram Yoga in the afternoon, I'll oversleep the next morning. It happened again! All I remember was watching some story about a guy in Mexico with hair on his face who works as a circus performer, and the next thing I know it's 5:17 in the morning. Crap! This is the day I have to look cute, too! It's 73 Dollar Outfit of the Week day.

Luckily, I set my clothes out last night, including undies, bra, shoes and accessories. Luckily, I took a shower and washed my hair last night. I would've been screwed had I not prepared the night before. I saw 5:17 on my cell phone…(that could be the problem…using my cell phone alarm to rouse me at o-dark-thirty)…I stumbled over to the sink, splashed water on my face, threw my clothes on, grabbed my caboodle full of make-up and ran down the stairs. I'm putting the blame a little bit on Tommy, too. He used to knock on my door at 4:30am just to make sure I was up. Now, I'm lucky if I even see him in passing anymore…whaaaaaaaa! I sound like a little baby, huh?

Tonight is PTG Meeting night. Davecain has offered to sit through it. He asked if I'd bring the kids home and put them to bed. I love being able to snuggle with them and bathe them at night. I'm not looking forward to entering "my" house, though. I miss it, but it doesn't feel right anymore. I feel like a stranger within those walls and that's not a good feeling. Last time I went "home" I sat in my car in the driveway and just prayed and prayed for the strength to overlook things and just focus on the kids. And, you know what, it worked. The kids and I had a blast together. I just didn't focus on things I didn't need to be focusing on. I'll be sittin' in my car prayin' again tonight.

See you tomorrow, Diary.

[Layla]

Amused was mentioned in the Showgram:

Click Here To Listen About Amused (www.musicuploader.org/upload/1190307471111305508746f2a68f1242a.wav)

I don't mean to be a pain, but can someone transcribe, or quickly recap what was said. I can't get any of the .wav files to open on my work computer :(

[Wabbitsd]

Me, neither, Layla...thanks for asking...I thought I might just be deaf....

[Pebbles64]

Here's the jest of it - not word for word but close. Jeff starts by saying that FH's ex wife was a very good decorator, and the house used to be very decorated. There are still a few remnants in the house. LMB chimes in about these two towels, Jeff askes her to describe them. She goes on about how horrible these towels are because one of them has little balls hanging on them like tassels, then big mouth Jeff says, so did FH before the settlement. Snoooooooooore.

[shello]

I will leave this in but someone beat me to it as I was doing the transcripts.

Audio file #1: Laura says, "Oh yeah, that was great. You were bringing it." To me it sounded as if she were mocking someone else's voice, but it also sounded pornlike..to me.

Audio: Laura and Jeff are talking about the towels at the Sablan household. Laura is critizing. Of course Jeff is doing a big set up. (Tommy jumps in on the squawk box at one pt)

Jeff: "Tommy's wife was a great decorator,, blah, blah, blah. There are still remnants around the house of the decorating era."

Laura: "There are two towels that are horrible and Tommy still puts em up in the guest bathroom."

Jeff: Why are they horrible, can you describe them?

Laura: They have little balls hanging off em..little tassles.

It ends with Jeff saying, "So did Tommy...before the settlement."

[SDReadhead]

Me, neither, Layla...thanks for asking...I thought I might just be deaf....

Jeff: Tommy's ex-wife was a very good decorator so the house was very well decorated and there are still ..

LBM: Remnants

Jeff: Ya, remnants, there are still archeological remnants of the decorating era {Note: FT butted in the middle with a muffled word, I think it was hiding)

LBM: There are a few towels in particular that are horrible and Tommy still puts them up in the kids' bathroom.

Jeff: And so they're decorative towels? Why are they so horrible, can you describe them to us?

LBM: One of them used to have decorative balls hanging off them, like tassles

Jeff: So did Tommy before the settlement.

[Layla]

Heh, sorry I asked :gle:


Jeff: Tommy's ex-wife was a very good decorator so the house was very well decorated and there are still ..

LBM: Remnants

Jeff: Ya, remnants, there are still archeological remnants of the decorating era {Note: FT butted in the middle with a muffled word, I think it was hiding)

LBM: There are a few towels in particular that are horrible and Tommy still puts them up in the kids' bathroom.

Jeff: And so they're decorative towels? Why are they so horrible, can you describe them to us?

LBM: One of them used to have decorative balls hanging off them, like tassles

Jeff: So did Tommy before the settlement.

[wonkatania]

Ok, this is from TummyTube, Laura is asking Moochell about Moochell and Tommy maybe buying a house, basically wants to know when she is getting kicked out, and Moochell says she is NOT excited:

Listen: Click Here to Listen to Moochell Say She is Not Excited about her life with Tommy (http://www.musicuploader.org/upload/1190309624108027802546f2aef81f465.wav)

[11ListenerNot]

Thursday September 20, 2007 9:45am
Thursday, September 20, 2007 at 12:56pm

Thursday September 20, 2007 9:45am: You know, this blog was all about working out and trying to lose weight in the beginning then it became much more for me as I write down my thoughts on LIFE. BUT, if we go back to the basics, JERRY has lost 17 pounds in 2 monhts and all he did was "stopped drinking beer and ran everyday a couple of miles"…….That's it. It's so easy to do that, but FOR ME, it's tough to get back in that routine. I have tried so hard to just get back into the "diet or way of life" that I was doing in March and April, but I just can't do that. It's either just being lazy or just feeling good about myself right now and not wanting to go back to eating better EVERYDAY. Hey, I know I need to lose weight, but I'm having so much fun right now. I accept being chubby and having a gut, but I just need to concentrate and focus and eat better ALL THE TIME instead of just 70% of the time and then cancelling it out with a cheeseburger. That's the struggle I'm having and I know what I need to do and that is to simply STOP GOING OUT. :) Okay, you don't have to email me on this, because I know I have to do it. Jerry really did do it right and he looks great, so I will be right there with him in a few more weeks.

Today, after the show I'm just going to see if I can trade in my truck for a 2008 F150. I hope I can workout a deal.

WHEN, I get home, I am immeidately throwing on some shorts and then going to Torrey Pines. I guess I have to go back to WHAT BROUGHT ME TO THE DANCE and that's TORREY PINES. I haven't walked alone at Torrey Pines in months and I can't wait. I love just having my thoughts when I walk and I truly do feel great mind and body after Torrey Pines. Today I am also doing Bikram Yoga at 4:40. Laura went yesterday and I kind of got jealous in a good way, so today I have to go. YOGA and TORREY PINES on a regular basis will definitely help me get rid of my belly. YES, I did notice my gut on TOMMYTUBE. :) Dads can have bellys. Well, that's how I justify it.

Friday, after the show, I'm going to see my mom and then maybe do the BONITA GOLF COURSE or something in the southbay…….Yoga too!

Saturday: Iron Mountain at 5:45am…….Torrey Pines at 9am….and then a long walk around 11am either in Del Mar or Oceanside……

Sunday: 7:45 Cowles Mountain….CHURCH and then the Chargers……

Speaking of Chargers…I can finally talk about the Chargers. I hope they win. I can accept 1-1……2-0 is prettier, but 1-1 is okay now. I was very mad and upset at that loss. That night on Sunday, was the first time Michelle and I got in a "real" argument. I was watching the game and it was at a time when the Chargers were still in the game and she wanted me to come out to the jacuzzi for a few minutes, but the game was on…..I didn't go out there, because it was like at the end of the 3rd where it was very stressful as a CHARGER FAN. She said that I chose the Chargers over her and YES, I did for that minute, because WOMEN need to understand that on Sunday's especially during a Charger game and ESPECIALLY at night…….Please leave your man alone when he is watching the game. Please do not interrupt VIEWING. So, I had to explain to her that I am a Charger fan and that it's just not good to talk to me during the game. Did I piss you off? Come on, you have to agree right?

[11ListenerNot]

Personally, I don't think this marriage will ever happen

[mel41099]

Please don't call me a DB, but who is this Gamboa character? As little as I have listened over the years, he calls in occasionally. Is he just a cheerleader for J & J or what??

I never understood who or why he was a regular caller, either.

I can't listen to those .wav files at work - can someone explain the last one about how Mooch is NOT excited????

[feefifofum]

Hey Wonk-
I love the sound clips. Thanks!

[mel41099]

Personally, I don't think this marriage will ever happen

could be all fake...like the car wash girl was.

[Wabbitsd]

I think Gamboa is a former service provider...say, someone who did financial planning, supervised construction, or something along that line, that became a drinking buddy/go-out-to-dinner pal with primarily Jeff. I think he also is a lot like FH...has a young son---didn't the son submit a song for the jingle contest they had not so long ago?

After thinking, I found this--he may be with the Padres:


"Tom Gamboa understands talent. His 30 years of experience make him ideal to work with converted outfielders Peter Ciofrone and Chad Huffman and to strengthen the games of Yordany Ramirez and Mike Epping. Gamboa also has an eye for talent and sees plenty of potential impact players."

[boris85]

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/laura_outfit_9_20done.jpg


That jacket was a bad choice :gle:

Either she borrowed her three year-old's jacket or she shrunk it.

[boris85]

Personally, I don't think this marriage will ever happen
It's be over faster that you can say "Way hotter looking than Moochelle carwash girl Christy with the nice @#$*"

As we've said all along - Michelle has two things on her mind - herself and money. That and the Chargers probably remind her of Jr. Bitter? If she's that controlling now, just imagine what she'll be like in another few months. What's that sound you ask? The crack of the whip!:boxing:

[boris85]

I think Gamboa is a former service provider...say, someone who did financial planning, supervised construction, or something along that line, that became a drinking buddy/go-out-to-dinner pal with primarily Jeff. I think he also is a lot like FH...has a young son---didn't the son submit a song for the jingle contest they had not so long ago?

After thinking, I found this--he may be with the Padres:


"Tom Gamboa understands talent. His 30 years of experience make him ideal to work with converted outfielders Peter Ciofrone and Chad Huffman and to strengthen the games of Yordany Ramirez and Mike Epping. Gamboa also has an eye for talent and sees plenty of potential impact players."

Gamboa is a stoner who works at a local print shop (Sir Speedy, I believe) in Miramar. He's the token Spicoli (spelling?) Maybe also one of Laura's dealers.

[shello]

I never understood who or why he was a regular caller, either.

I can't listen to those .wav files at work - can someone explain the last one about how Mooch is NOT excited????

It is not so much as what Moochelle said but how she said it. She seemed a little dismayed about the house hunting thing, had no expression and just seemed so blase about life.
That was my take on it anyway.

[Halinn]

Ok, Tommy fat people should not wear horizontal stripes....he looks 9 months preggers.....I also have heard before not to trust people with NO UPPER lip:). Do you think it will appear if he lost weight??? Tubby and Mooch look like they don't even know each other. I cannot understand how she could sleep with him, physically they are sooooooo mismatched....:puke: I give them 2 months and she will dump him

[mel41099]

Gamboa is a stoner who works at a local print shop (Sir Speedy, I believe) in Miramar. He's the token Spicoli (spelling?) Maybe also one of Laura's dealers.

I thought they mentioned that he worked at a print shop, and he sure does sound like a stoner when he calls in.

[J&JSuck]

Maybe it's because this morning Laura was asking if they could have a pet....and Tummy told her "I have a one eyed snake for you over here." I'm sure Mooch loved that one.

That's totally disgusting! I swear they get more inappropriate for "families" every day.

[wonkatania]

...did anybody catch the conversation about Nyquil? Laura is going to be back in rehab in no time....she mentioned that she cannot take Nyquil...She then said the classic, I am heading back to rehab, line - "I am sure I could handle it, but I am not supposed to take it."

Listen to Part of This Conversation Here:

Click Here to Hear Laura Say She Can't Take Nyquil But Would Be Fine if She Did (http://www.musicuploader.org/upload/119031534920932390346f2c555d5752.wav)

[Smitty]

Laura's Diary, September 20th, 2007
Thursday, September 20, 2007 at 12:55pm

I'm not looking forward to entering "my" house, though. I miss it, but it doesn't feel right anymore. I feel like a stranger within those walls and that's not a good feeling. Last time I went "home" I sat in my car in the driveway and just prayed and prayed for the strength to overlook things and just focus on the kids. And, you know what, it worked. The kids and I had a blast together. I just didn't focus on things I didn't need to be focusing on. I'll be sittin' in my car prayin' again tonight.


I don't get it. What is Laura unable to focus on in the house that will cause her to break down? Is it damage she left behind from her tyrads while being under the influence or does Dave have a new person in his life who has stored things there or perhaps already moved in?

[OneKidOneDogMom]

I think Gamboa is a former service provider...say, someone who did financial planning, supervised construction, or something along that line, that became a drinking buddy/go-out-to-dinner pal with primarily Jeff. I think he also is a lot like FH...has a young son---didn't the son submit a song for the jingle contest they had not so long ago?

After thinking, I found this--he may be with the Padres:


"Tom Gamboa understands talent. His 30 years of experience make him ideal to work with converted outfielders Peter Ciofrone and Chad Huffman and to strengthen the games of Yordany Ramirez and Mike Epping. Gamboa also has an eye for talent and sees plenty of potential impact players."

Tom Gamboa works for a printing shop - J&J usually talk to him about "rock & roll" stuff, drinking and Van Halen. I think he originally did some tickets or posters for the spewgram and they got friendly with him - FH especially. He always sounds like he's high when he calls in...

[loriraesd]

I don't get it. What is Laura unable to focus on in the house that will cause her to break down? Is it damage she left behind from her tyrads while being under the influence or does Dave have a new person in his life who has stored things there or perhaps already moved in?

It could be as basic as feeling the pain of being in the home they created... and realizing that she selfishly threw it all away....

[Conceptis]

Ok, Tommy fat people should not wear horizontal stripes....he looks 9 months preggers.....I also have heard before not to trust people with NO UPPER lip:). Do you think it will appear if he lost weight??? Tubby and Mooch look like they don't even know each other. I cannot understand how she could sleep with him, physically they are sooooooo mismatched....:puke: I give them 2 months and she will dump him

The movie Heartbreakers comes to mind, where the women seduce the men into marrying them, have no intention of sleeping with them, and then scam them out of their money. I think this was Mooch's favorite movie.

[boris85]

I don't get it. What is Laura unable to focus on in the house that will cause her to break down? Is it damage she left behind from her tyrads while being under the influence or does Dave have a new person in his life who has stored things there or perhaps already moved in?

I think it's the wine rack from Bardon Cabinets, and the family pictures that now have the head of some other woman taped over hers.

[boris85]

I have to ask: Does Rosa exist? Maybe the pictures in Chunky Cheese's blog are just of some old woman he found wandering the streets. How can such a piece of lard come out of such a small little woman?? Maybe he waited outside a retirement home and convinced this confused old lady to pretend to be his mother - giving her extra change if she'd drive around with him so he can go in the carpool lanes. It's starting to make sense!:bandit:

[mel41099]

Tonight is PTG Meeting night. Davecain has offered to sit through it.

What is a PTG meeting?

[boris85]

I don't get it. What is Laura unable to focus on in the house that will cause her to break down? Is it damage she left behind from her tyrads while being under the influence or does Dave have a new person in his life who has stored things there or perhaps already moved in?

It could be as basic as feeling the pain of being in the home they created... and realizing that she selfishly threw it all away....

Or it could be that she's lame and selfish, and misses being close to SDSU so she can crash frat parties and due her patented walk of shame.

[listener13]

Either she borrowed her three year-old's jacket or she shrunk it.

hmmmmm.....I'm wondering when Lane Bryant started selling poodle skin jackets? I would think that Jer would have a COW about that (an imitation cow, of course).

[boris85]

What is a PTG meeting?
Protruding Tummy Group, or Parent Teacher Group (like PTA).

[boris85]

hmmmmm.....I'm wondering when Lane Bryant started selling poodle skin jackets? I would think that Jer would have a COW about that (an imitation cow, of course).

I heard she ripped it right off Cameron Manheim's back. Vicious!

[11ListenerNot]

I wonder if Tummy told Amused to keep off this site with her opinions. It's been awhile since she has checked in

[boris85]

Free Rosa!:cheers:

Let's get some t-shirts made and start a revolution!

[wonkatania]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
a tale of an Acid trip,

That started out with a powder snort,
and a tiny sip.

The contact was a stash selling man,
the product clean and pure,

Laura set sail that day,
for a three hour tour,

A three hour tour.

Married Life started getting rough,
the user then was tossed.

If not for the courage of the fearless Dave

The Children would be lost.
The Children would be lost.

Laura landed on the top floor of Fathead’s Peñasquitos house
With LBM,
Her children too.
Fathead and his would-be wife,
They work at Star,
They sit around and twitch a lot,
Here on TummyTube Hour

[boris85]

Hey - Tommy really is famous. I've misjudged him!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cc/Teletubbies.jpg

...the one on yellow

AND:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d5/Boohbahmagique.jpg

...the one in purple

[wonkatania]

Hey - Tommy really is famous. I've misjudged him!...the one on yellow...


Actually boris85, he is the one in Purple:

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/8638/teletummysim6.jpg

[boris85]

Where's the love, banter, and insight? It's dead around here. I'd have more excitment watching a re-run of Family! God, Christy McNichol was hot in a manly girl kind of way...oh feathered hair, where have you gone??:spock:

[Amused]

He's at it again....another blog posting..

Thursday September 19, 2007 NOON:

I'll be with my kids in an hour. I can't wait to see them. That's the only thing that blows about divorce. It's the every other day WHO GETS THEM tomorrow and you get them tonight scheduling. That blows, it really does. But the only good thing about it, is when I'm with the kids, I'm WITH the kids. So many years in the beginning when they were babies, I was home with them, but working so much that I wasn't with them. Did that make sense?

Things all happen for a reason and I feel good about where my life is now and where it is headed. I feel like I just confessed to Father Albert in Chula Vista at Most Precious Blood. :)

I will go now and do 3 hail mary's and 4 lord's prayers.

Love,
Tommy

WTF, Sometimes his BLOB is too much for me. I guess I should be used to the lies and fairy tales that fly out of his mouth.

Hey Tom, your schedule is Tuesdays and Thursdays from 3:30pm to 7pm and you can never manage that... so for FIVE YEARS it's been Wednesday's from 3:30 to 7pm and half the time you call to cancel. Sometimes you even manage to stick to the every other weekend schedule.

Maybe it's the guilt of not showing up or cancelling on his kids that makes him write the ridiculous nonsense... " It's the every other day WHO GETS THEM tomorrow and you get them tonight scheduling. That blows, it really does. But the only good thing about it, is when I'm with the kids, I'm WITH the kids. "

He picked Eddie up at school yesterday only to drive him around the corner to drop him off at his friends house and called me at 5 to get Vanessa early.

Hey Tom, you're a real winner! Keep lying to yourself, the kids don't believe you and neither do I.

What the heck is this Tom? "So many years in the beginning when they were babies, I was home with them, but working so much that I wasn't with them. Did that make sense?"

No that doesn't make sense... when the kids and I were at Sea World and Disneyland you were racking up hotel bills on our credit cards in Escondido, remember? Cause you had to finish your work... LOL You are so amazing! I'll ask Father Albert to pray for you.

[SDReadhead]

WTF, Sometimes his BLOB is too much for me. I guess I should be used to the lies and fairy tales that fly out of his mouth.

Thanks, Amused, for keeping it real.

I'm no pychiatrist, but doesn't it seem to you all that FT really believes this stuff he writes? I wonder if it's all part of that new age SECRET of "If I say it is so, then it will be so." -- or -- is he simply deluded -- or -- does he know this is a bunch of BS and is laughing while he is typing, ready for all the chubby, bored-with-their-marriages, suburban housewives to send him emails telling him how sensitive he is and how lucky Moochelle is to have found him? My vote? I think he believes his lies on some level. What a fat freak of nature.

:wavey2: FT -- quit calling yourself chubby. You are fat.

[mel41099]

Oh Amused I love it when you stop by...

If PTG is a parent teacher group meeting...she said Dave "offered to sit through it", like it's a loathesome task to be involved in your children's education. Shouldn't they **both** be there?

[Amused]

DOMESTIC CALENDAR For Tuesday, 23 OCT 2007

09:00AM D503974 LONG OSC

CAIN, DAVID vs CAIN, LAURA

CAIN, DAVID (P) COLEMAN, PHILIPPE
CAIN, LAURA (D) FRITZ, JEFFREY C.


Don't you know Tommy hooked her up with my Attorney.
That is hysterical because he knew he lost his shorts with Fritz.

Dave I wish you all the best. You and the kids deserve it.
Maybe Dave Cain needs a few cheerleaders on his side on the 23rd!

:woohoo:
Hi Tommy :wavey2:

[Amused]

Thanks, Amused, for keeping it real.

I'm no pychiatrist, but doesn't it seem to you all that FT really believes this stuff he writes? My vote? I think he believes his lies on some level. What a fat freak of nature.

:wavey2: FT -- quit calling yourself chubby. You are fat.

Absolutely! Does the word sociopath come to mind?


:woohoo:
Hi Tommy :wavey2:

[Amused]

BTW, I was asked if FH reads here and he absolutely does. He told me to stay off of this mean site. The agreement was I would quit writing when he does. LOL

Isn't blobbing fun Tom?

:woohoo:

Hi Tommy :wavey2:

[Wabbitsd]

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you. Today, I find out that Laura's big deal find of the day fake fur jacket isn't real mink, and now, now I find out FH makes up a bunch of stories about his spending time with his kids. All this time, I was sending in stubs to vote him "Father of the year!"

LOL on where Laura got the lawyer! After all, as FH says, she's focused and has her priorities in order!!!LOL!

I also found out that Jeff gave Fathead's former spouse (anyone have any idea who that could be?) kudos on her decorating talent. I recall one bit he did where he complimented himself on being a great decorator.

signed, someone from "This mean site" aka as "Those people who won't believe I'm the saint I paint myself to be."

[mel41099]

Don't you know Tommy hooked her up with my Attorney.
That is hysterical because he knew he lost his shorts with Fritz.


Obviously she is hoping he can do the same for her...I'm not sure who makes more - her or Dave?

[11ListenerNot]

Don't you know Tommy hooked her up with my Attorney.
That is hysterical because he knew he lost his shorts with Fritz.

----------------------------------------------------------------
He probably paid the retainer for her

[wonkatania]

Amused:

Was This Your Doing?:

http://www.creatingkeepsakes.com/images/magazine_images/1072_image.jpg

[Halinn]

This is not a mean site. It is a place for people to voice their opinions. Tubby put himself out on the internet for everyone to see. What I saw was a very sick man...a man who is dilusional. He is not all that smart and his BLOBS show that. His kids are not his priority....getting laid is!! Mooch is using him and he is too dumb to realize it!!!! Amused you rock!!!

[mel41099]

Amused:

Was This Your Doing?:

is that the PQ house or where you are now in Temecula?? So jealous I am...a scrap room would be such a treat!

[Amused]

is that the PQ house or where you are now in Temecula?? So jealous I am...a scrap room would be such a treat!

Yes, it was my scrap room in the PQ house. I also designed the kitchen at the PQ house and laid the floor myself and hired all of the sub contractors. I wasn't the average trophy. LOL

:woohoo:
Hi Tommy :wavey2:

[Wabbitsd]

Hey, I would love to see more photos of some of the rooms you did...Are they just empty now?

[Amused]

Hey, I would love to see more photos of some of the rooms you did...Are they just empty now?

No, didn't you watch tubbytube... I left the old tv and some wall hooks. LOL

[Wabbitsd]

LOL. No, I won't watch it...just have heard from others what it looks like. LOL! The picture above is awesome!

What's an amused person's take on Dave Cain...enabler or totally clueless about his spouse's activities...can you comment?

[pax]

The movie Heartbreakers comes to mind, where the women seduce the men into marrying them, have no intention of sleeping with them, and then scam them out of their money. I think this was Mooch's favorite movie.
___________________________________________________________________

Hey, Conceptis - do you think Tummy and Mooch are saving themselves for marriage?????

[mel41099]

I also designed the kitchen at the PQ house

the kitchen looked really nice on Tommytube...did he have fresh flowers delivered to you every week too? :rolleyes:

[mel41099]

Hey, Conceptis - do you think Tummy and Mooch are saving themselves for marriage?????

supposedly Jeff and Krusty did...and since FH and Mooch are so into God...maybe they are too??

[Smitty]

I think it's the wine rack from Bardon Cabinets, and the family pictures that now have the head of some other woman taped over hers.

I'm sorry, I completely forgot. It is more than likely the free bed from Sleep Train that Dave got to keep that makes her angry.

[wonkatania]

See You All Tomorrow.

I leave you with this:

(Sung to Music of Gilligan's Isle)

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
a tale of an Acid trip,

That started out with a powder snort,
and a tiny sip.

The contact was a stash selling man,
the product clean and pure,

Laura set sail that day,
for a three hour tour,

A three hour tour.

Married Life started getting rough,
the user then was tossed.

If not for the courage of the fearless Dave

The Children would be lost.
The Children would be lost.

Laura landed on the top floor of Fathead’s Peñasquitos house
With LBM,
Her children too.
Fathead and his would-be wife,
They work at Star,
They sit around and twitch a lot,
Here on TummyTube Hour

[iamsheens]

BTW, I was asked if FH reads here and he absolutely does. He told me to stay off of this mean site. The agreement was I would quit writing when he does. LOL

Isn't blobbing fun Tom?

:woohoo:

Hi Tommy :wavey2:

Well that confirms why his blobs are so similar to the stuff we discuss here....granted we already knew he was here its just nice to have it confirmed. I think he only finds this site to be a "mean" site cause he can't handle constructive criticism of himself. I mean it is hard to read bad stuff about yourself but being a public figure you have to expect ridicule. He'll gladly take the positive stuff people say about him but gets on the defense the moment someone says anything negative about him...talk about insecure. Note to Tommy: If we all think your fake then eventually everyone else including your fiance will see it too...you can only fool people for so long. I'm sure somewhere there is a caring person with good intentions but it will never shine because you care too much about yourself and the materialistic aspects of life. And one more thing...don't rush into marriage because based on Tommy Tube we all can tell you two are awkward around each other and if you take marriage seriously then you will wait a very long time to get married....so yeah....

And Amused...I'm just wondering what is your take on tommy tube? Are the kids allowed to be on the show or do you care?

[iamsheens]

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Hey, Conceptis - do you think Tummy and Mooch are saving themselves for marriage?????

I actually think they are saving themselves for marriage... not because he wants to but based on how awkward they are with their clothes on I can't imagine she wants to be with him in a sexual way....

I'm sure she has to be considering how much she really wants to be with a guy with money. you think? and b.t.w. whatever happened to her kids? Tommy never mentions them anymore...

[zodiac]

Hot damn, Amused, I love all your posts today! Gone for a few hours and so much good stuff to catch up on. I love that you made a deal :deal: with him to stop writing here when he stops blobbing. LOL. And thanks for confirming that he does read here. You rock! :hihi:

[shello]

Mel says: Hey, Conceptis - do you think Tummy and Mooch are saving themselves for marriage?????

Mel, do you really think Tommy (who talke of sex like a 16 y/o boy) would be waiting? No way. It's match made in heaven...she provides something and he provides the money.

The kids on webcam: There is no way Amused would let the kids appear on TubbyTime.

As for Moochelle's kids, I think they are soap opera kids. Never heard from or seen until something big happens....like an expensive fancy wedding or international travel $$$ by Tommy's wallet.

WOnk: I love this line from today's most recent song: They sit around and twitch a lot

Hey Wonk, if you write the lyrics I know of a band for you who is looking for work. :fro: :guitar: :drums: :sing:

[Amused]

What's an amused person's take on Dave Cain...enabler or totally clueless about his spouse's activities...can you comment?


I don't watch it either. The kids did watch it. I know that Dave is a good person and my heart goes out to him. Addicts are selfish and people don't change their ways quickly, rehab or not.

As for the kids being exposed on Tubby tube... absolutely NOT. They are exploited far too much as it is. In fact, I would like to see every photo and video taken off of that website for the safety of my kids. With numb nuts posting who and where they are 24/7 anyone can drop by and pick them up. Not to mention that his address is posted across the web. Discretion Tom... try it!

He puts them in jeopardy enough with bringing strangers into his home. People he's only known for a short time. Danielle Van Dam lived only a few short miles from him. I feel that his exploitation on my kids is putting them in the same danger. His ego won't allow him to make sound decisions.

Okay, enough blobbing. Toodles :angel:

[Wabbitsd]

"With numb nuts posting who and where they are 24/7 anyone can drop by and pick them up. Not to mention that his address is posted across the web. Discretion Tom... try it!"

That's always been something that really struck me...he's way too ready to say where and when they are going to be...

ai yi yi. Love the rewrite of Gilligan's Island, too! LOL!

[insightbyjake]

BTW, I was asked if FH reads here and he absolutely does. He told me to stay off of this mean site. The agreement was I would quit writing when he does. LOL

Isn't blobbing fun Tom?

:woohoo:

Hi Tommy :wavey2:

Inside the hollow halls of Tommy's Head: "They may write all these mean things, but I've got the cool J&J producer job! They are all jealous of me! Especially my ex!"

Inside the mind of an adult (A.K.A the "ex"): "You lying, piece of crap. Your own children know what a fraud you are, but they are too ashamed to call you out. And now, it kills you that hundreds of people scrutinize your lies and laugh at what a pretentious buffoon you are. Keep dipping the candle into younger, dumber, babes FH.

Someday, the 'I have an old mom...I'm a poor kid from the ghetto....I'm all about giving...' charade you post will whither away and you'll be seen for what you are: a womanizing, lying, inept parent, with a little-man's complex, compensated for by being a womanizing, lying, inept parent....with a side of little man's complex."

It's my own theory, but I think it's correct.

[SadSadSad]

Interesting that Amused brought up Danielle Van Dam. I lived a few streets over on the Poway side from the family when it happened. My first reaction was what were the parents doing smoking pot and having several "adult friends" over while the kids were in the house? Now I'm not saying the parents ever deserved to have this happen to their child, but they bare some responsibility for showing the predator next door that they would be too high, self involved and careless to notice their daughter go missing until 8 the next morning. I know people might think its harsh that I criticize a parent that lost a child, but it makes me mad that they were so irresponsible.

[iamsheens]

i just saw the 74.00 dollar outfit of the week and its not bad except for the fact she looks like she is ready to go party like she's a 21 year old....oh and the jacket is ugly...I'd wear it...then again it is more age appropriate for me....why can't she wear clothes for her own age?

[iamsheens]

oh correction I'd wear the rest of her outfit not the jacket though...ugh

[iamsheens]

Ok I just watched the 6 hour rule episode....few comments...

Why does Tommy have that huge pillow covering him it makes me suspicious of what he is hiding...gross...

Second off who are the sound people? They were horrible that mic what making so much noise....I guess I'm particular about that stuff since I'm a media student...but still they were moving around too much with it.

Uhm Mooch and Laura do sound a lot alike and I don't like Mooch's style of clothing...her shirt was shiny or something it looked trashy....

And Tommy trying to explain the OJ thing made him sound like an idiot...

[surfing_texan]

Interesting that Amused brought up Danielle Van Dam. I lived a few streets over on the Poway side from the family when it happened. My first reaction was what were the parents doing smoking pot and having several "adult friends" over while the kids were in the house? Now I'm not saying the parents ever deserved to have this happen to their child, but they bare some responsibility for showing the predator next door that they would be too high, self involved and careless to notice their daughter go missing until 8 the next morning. I know people might think its harsh that I criticize a parent that lost a child, but it makes me mad that they were so irresponsible.

I always thought the same thing. For my husband and I, our first responsibility is to the safety and well-being of our kids and it always seemed outrageous to us that they told a man they didn't know very well (neighbor or not), such private information...(worse that they would actually take part in those activities) I doubt they'd tell a stranger "I left my car door unlocked with the keys inside"...essentially it's the same thing, only on a much larger and more drastic scale.

[iamsheens]

thank god these episodes are short....anyways tommy's bed episode...I thought it was a joke when everyone said that kids are screaming throughout these episodes and no one looks or anything...but no one even cares....when I hear a loud noise just force of habit makes me look to see what it was...but not these self absorbed people...that episode was so stupid....yet im going to keep watching...now that its a better sound quality and picture quality it is a train wreck I must watch....damn them.

[surfing_texan]

And Tommy trying to explain the OJ thing made him sound like an idiot...

He sounds like an idiot, because he is an idiot.

[BigAl]

I finally saw the reference to the Sabre Springs tragedy of a few years ago mentioned on this site. With this tube tv trash and the kids being exposed to that and other shenanigans there is a risk that no seems to care. I said earlier this am that dave needs to stop his kids from being exposed to the madness and also needs to do something to have L refrain from mentioning the kids in any way in a public forum. The adults can do whatever they want, but anyone else should not be part of it.

[iamsheens]

ok I just watched the marriage and dating and Laura's laugh is sooo annoying and she very well may be more of an idiot than tommy. I do find it very odd that Mooch and Tommy are never sitting by each other or even acknowledging each other. And you can tell the marriage topic makes her uncomfortable....she seems like she is more interested in what laura says than Tommy. Its so weird... most couples who haven't been dating long or hell most newly engaged couples can't stay away from each other and stuff I just can't imagine this will work....and when they look back on these shows I wonder what they think about their connection or lack of it...if you didn't know better you would think laura and tommy were the couple.

[surfing_texan]

Don't The Mooch and OJ both have a daughter named Sydney?

[wanky]

Laura is a 17 year old girl trapped in an almost 40 year old body! Is this kind of immaturity a common trait of addicts? Anyone know? Everything about her behavior, and mind you, that was just a short bleep in time (watching her in tub-o-lard tube), was inappropriate and out of sorts. She doesn't seem comfortable in her own skin.

Tom Thumb absolutely cannot stand sharing the limelight with Mooch and LBM. He kept trying to butt into their conversations just so he could contribute something....after all, it is called Tubby Tube.

[wanky]

Wow, Tubby and Mooch are fighting already, according to today's blob. A bit premature, dontcha think? This so called relationship is doomed to fail. Already, there are signs of discord. It shouldn't have happened this fast in the first place. I still can't figure out Mooch and her "attraction" to Tubby. Is she going through this whole ordeal with her eyes wide shut and feigning ignorance about the total package right before her. Maybe, she really is all about the money. Or just gullible like someone suggested early on who knows her.

[insightbyjake]

I still can't figure out Mooch and her "attraction" to Tubby.

Three-word-answer: Anna Nicole Smith

[insightbyjake]

Don't The Mooch and OJ both have a daughter named Sydney?

Well, they both spend alot of time "down-under."

[insightbyjake]

..and when they look back on these shows I wonder what they think about their connection or lack of it...

Here's what they think: ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________________________________________________________ _____________________________________________________________

[insightbyjake]

...why can't she wear clothes for her own age?

Because they don't make clothes for a 40-year-old-addict-who-wants-to-be-16-cause-she's-emotionally-retarded-cause-she-is-kind-of-a-big-deal-and-she-can't-decide-if-she's-a-mom-or-a-college-chick-begging-for-one-more-walk-of-shame-moment.

Then again, Jake-the-answer-man, could be wrong.

(Hey Conceptis, NOT third-person writing....just a defining comment)

[insightbyjake]

I don't get it. What is Laura unable to focus on in the house that will cause her to break down?

She is unable to focus on the, reality that she met Monty Hall and said: "I had every women's dream....two kids, a house, a husband who loved me, a great job, family, friends,...Okay, Monty, I'll trade it all in for curtain number 2 behind Carol Merril!"

Monty: "You win!!! You have traded all your former gifts in for a 120-day rehab as an alcoholic, cocaine/chrytal meth addict!!" (audience cheers...)

"Yes, Laura, you have given up the security and happiness we all seek, so you could over-indulge in drugs and alcohol! Jay Stewart, tell her what else she wins!"

Jay: "Laura also wins a future of seeing her kids twice a week and every other weekend! Plus, she wins a daily meeting with chain-smoking, coffee-drinking, functioning alcoholics and drug-addicts! She wins the 'I get to be single again' award, and the 'I'll never enjoy a fine red wine with dinner again because I can't stop my lush desires award!!"
Monty: "And, a parting gift for Laura, a copy of the new book, 'Why Bad Things Happen to Kind Of A Big Deal People!'"

Thank you all for playing -- Let's Make a Deal!

[RowdyOne]

...if you didn't know better you would think laura and tommy were the couple.;) BINGO!

[SDReadhead]

Thank you all for playing -- Let's Make a Deal!

Hey, now I know why LBM wears those outlandish 73 cent outfits each week!!! She's dressed up for that game show! (While they never broadcast this show in Ireland, I have caught a few episodes on my guilty secret ... the game show network. The first time I saw it, I didn't realize the audience was in fancy dress. I just saw a woman playing the game dressed in what I now know was a farmer's outfit, but at the time thought she was just dressed in frumpy clothing ... sort of like LBM)

[Jammie J.]

Because they don't make clothes for a 40-year-old-addict-who-wants-to-be-16-cause-she's-emotionally-retarded-cause-she-is-kind-of-a-big-deal-and-she-can't-decide-if-she's-a-mom-or-a-college-chick-begging-for-one-more-walk-of-shame-moment.

Then again, Jake-the-answer-man, could be wrong.

(Hey Conceptis, NOT third-person writing....just a defining comment)

When I decided I was kind of a big deal, I bought myself a side-scrolling mouse so I could read Jake's posts with minimum effort on my part, for maximum insight. :)

[SDReadhead]

I recall seeing FH's address posted on this site before. It made me laugh and I was glad to see that someone was annoying him. But now that Amused mentioned the fact that her kids are in that house every other weekend (and we know the supervision level is weak there), perhaps whoever posted it could delete it. I'm sure it would be easy enough for some perv to find on their own, but we might as well not be helping them out. Just a thought.

[shello]

When I decided I was kind of a big deal, I bought myself a side-scrolling mouse so I could read Jake's posts with minimum effort on my part, for maximum insight. :)

That mouse is a very important item to have. Feel no guilt, for you are a big deal...and THAT comes without guilt.

Ok Jammie started it, but this could be fun....

What would be funny (hey Jer, maybe we can do a call-in segment) is if we all could post our most recent BIG DEAL additions to our lives. Most likely it will be a purchase. But it must be a frivolous, lazy, waste-o-cash.

[Wabbitsd]

First, tell me about a side-scrolling mouse...

My computer knowledge is--well, just tell me what a side scrolling mouse is...

I can't think of anything I have bought that accentuates my big-dealism...but maybe the automatic meat thermometer my parents bought me could qualify? They were concerned I wasn't properly BBQ'in my chicken and steaks for them....

[Transplant]

Tommy just said he bought 2 new cars yesterday! He bought the 07 F150 and Moochelle said they all couldn't fit in it because there are 7 of them so he returned it and got the 07 Expedition! Moochelle is already working her $$$$$ voodoo on him!

[Transplant]

Friday September 21, 2007 5am
Friday, September 21, 2007 at 9:31am

Friday September 21, 2007 5am: GOOD MORNING! Would you believe I bought 2 brand new cars yesterday, but ended up only having ONE in my possession at the end of the day?

After the show yesterday I went to Perry Ford to turn in my 2004 F150. My intention was to just get a brand new F150. They showed me around and I got a great deal and a great rate for the purchase of a 2007 F150. I did all the paperwork and drove home with a brand new car! I get home and I'm all excited and I even show Laura the car and she's happy for me.

Then, I met Michelle at Chili's restaurant to show her the car and she's excited about it. I tell Michelle, I wanted to stick with an F150 because if we all travel together in the same car, because all of us including the kids can travel in the same car. THEN I COUNTED THE KIDS and ME AND MICHELLE. Then, I realized the F150 only seated 5-6 people. THEN my entire body felt EMPTY. I felt that I got the wrong car for our future. There would be 7 of us total if we all got together. The happiness that I had for a couple of hours faded fast.... Michelle kept on saying, "it's okay, we will manage and you should keep your beautiful new truck"....It didn't matter that she was cool with it, I felt I made a wrong purchase.

SO, I decided to call Perry Ford and I spoke to Camille in finance and I told her that I forgot to count the kids. I asked if she would allow me to return the truck for a more expensive and bigger car. She started to laugh. She said she would have to call me back. WELL, she did call me back and she told me to come on over again.

I returned the F150 two hours later and with only 6 miles more. I bought a 2007 Ford Expedition that seats WAY MORE than 7! My heart and my soul and my body felt "right again"......I purchased the right car. I went for the 2007 because of the better rate than a 2008.

I called Eddie and Vanessa after I bought it and they were happy. Michelle was excited as well. Her kids were happy too!

I'm still tripping out that I bought two cars yesterday, but ONLY one made it to my house overnight. It would be cool to have kept the F150, but it's time for new memories and new "things" and I feel with the Expedition, the family can make some really cool memories together. All 7 of us.

Yesterday will always be the day that I remember buying 2 cars in less than 3 hours and only 1 car made it home that night.

Did I make the right choice?



PARDON ME IF I POST AGAIN AFTER I READ THIS

[Transplant]

There would be 7 of us total if we all got together.

IF we all got together? This really sounds like a guy who's in a committed relationship and plans on getting married to his true love!!!!!

[eyeseeyou]

Chlamydia, butts & boobs, Brady Bunch Lesbians & drunk rock girl.
I wonder if this is the line up for Jingle Ball this year?
Nice LBM.....since you don't have your kids anymore, you might have forgotten in kids get up at this time and hear you stupid A#$ :boxing:

[iamsheens]

Chlamydia, butts & boobs, Brady Bunch Lesbians & drunk rock girl.
I wonder if this is the line up for Jingle Ball this year?
Nice LBM.....since you don't have your kids anymore, you might have forgotten in kids get up at this time and hear you stupid A#$ :boxing:

wait she said that on the radio? wtf?

[insightbyjake]

wait she said that on the radio? wtf?

That's it. Put her back on the powder and booze. It masked her infantile personality.

I heard a re-join promo about the "New Fall Season" of J & J.

My dog delivered the new fall season of poop yesterday -- surprisingly, it looked an awful lot like last season's.

[Mom2ThreeBoys]

There's another thing about the Danielle Van Dam comparisons. David Molesterfield figured out which room was Danielle's because her curtains were open and you could see her room decorations from the street. TummyTube is giving everyone a look at the layout of the inside of their house. He might as well put up a giant arrow and a sign saying "Children sleep right here. ->"

[Transplant]

Why is LBM hung up on where poop goes when you flush it? This is like the umpteenth time I've heard it!

Now they're going to have people call in and tell something about their selves and the spewgram is going to decide if your normal! RERUN

[wonkatania]

Click Here To Listen To Laura Say She May Flip Out And Go To A Loony Bin Because She Doesn't Know Where The Poop Goes (http://www.musicuploader.org/upload/1190387565139129741346f3df6d4d14c.wav)

[mel41099]

David Molesterfield figured out which room was Danielle's because her curtains were open and you could see her room decorations from the street. TummyTube is giving everyone a look at the layout of the inside of their house.

I agree...when I was in college one of the houses I lived in did not have window coverings in the kitchen...at night you could see into the house and determine the layout. Someone broke in and was hiding in the bathroom when someone got home, and knew exactly where to lead her. Luckily nothing horrible happened with the exception of theft and rememberance of an awful experience.
Now with Tommytube you know exactly where to go in the house and who sleeps where. Even without the address all you'd have to do is drive around PQ (or Google Earth it) and look for the horrendous front yard. FH tells everyone their every move...stupid, stupid, stupid. If your kids were truly your first priority - you'd keep them out of the limelight. Even Jeff, who does talk about them and doesn't keep them completely out of the public eye, is more selective with what he tells us.

[Amused]

There would be 7 of us total if we all got together.

IF we all got together? This really sounds like a guy who's in a committed relationship and plans on getting married to his true love!!!!!


LOL, I dont't know why he didn't just buy her the 550 yesterday given that she already has an Expedition. I guess they'll all fit better in a newer Expedition than a used Expedition ?? I guess it's the same reason he didn't give her the ring as a "gift", this way it has a return policy, like Christy's did. I heard he used the credit from Christy's ring to buy this one. Some how that wouldn't make me feel warm and fuzzy. LOL I will say that they seem to be a match made in heaven don't they. Ahahahaha :stupid:

[listener13]

Friday September 21, 2007 5am
Friday, September 21, 2007 at 9:31am

Friday September 21, 2007 5am: GOOD MORNING! Would you believe I bought 2 brand new cars yesterday, but ended up only having ONE in my possession at the end of the day?

After the show yesterday I went to Perry Ford to turn in my 2004 F150. My intention was to just get a brand new F150. They showed me around and I got a great deal and a great rate for the purchase of a 2007 F150. I did all the paperwork and drove home with a brand new car! I get home and I'm all excited and I even show Laura the car and she's happy for me.

Then, I met Michelle at Chili's restaurant to show her the car and she's excited about it. I tell Michelle, I wanted to stick with an F150 because if we all travel together in the same car, because all of us including the kids can travel in the same car. THEN I COUNTED THE KIDS and ME AND MICHELLE. Then, I realized the F150 only seated 5-6 people. THEN my entire body felt EMPTY. I felt that I got the wrong car for our future. There would be 7 of us total if we all got together. The happiness that I had for a couple of hours faded fast.... Michelle kept on saying, "it's okay, we will manage and you should keep your beautiful new truck"....It didn't matter that she was cool with it, I felt I made a wrong purchase.

SO, I decided to call Perry Ford and I spoke to Camille in finance and I told her that I forgot to count the kids. I asked if she would allow me to return the truck for a more expensive and bigger car. She started to laugh. She said she would have to call me back. WELL, she did call me back and she told me to come on over again.

I returned the F150 two hours later and with only 6 miles more. I bought a 2007 Ford Expedition that seats WAY MORE than 7! My heart and my soul and my body felt "right again"......I purchased the right car. I went for the 2007 because of the better rate than a 2008.

I called Eddie and Vanessa after I bought it and they were happy. Michelle was excited as well. Her kids were happy too!

I'm still tripping out that I bought two cars yesterday, but ONLY one made it to my house overnight. It would be cool to have kept the F150, but it's time for new memories and new "things" and I feel with the Expedition, the family can make some really cool memories together. All 7 of us.

Yesterday will always be the day that I remember buying 2 cars in less than 3 hours and only 1 car made it home that night.

Did I make the right choice?



PARDON ME IF I POST AGAIN AFTER I READ THIS

Tommy: Thanks for helping out our environment with your newly-purchased Land Yacht. Oh, and great attention to detail - don't count up the number of people who will actually be sitting in it so it's already too small before you leave the dealership. Oh, and it's nice that you're such a "big deal" that Camille in Finance at Perry Ford (someone hit the plug bell) was able to take your 6 mile used dirty Ford and give you a new Expedition - I'm sure there's a listener heading down to that dealership as I type to purchase that vehicle because, like Tiger Woods, you are a hero to the masses - a majorly big deal (and I know I'd be first in line to purchase one of his used Buicks from the annual golf tournament held at Torrey Pines).

Oh, but more than anything, thank you for being such a buffoon and for giving us fodder every 15 minutes to write about you.

Tommy Sablan is a Buffon of Epic Proportions.:disa:

[listener13]

Hey, now I know why LBM wears those outlandish 73 cent outfits each week!!! She's dressed up for that game show! (While they never broadcast this show in Ireland, I have caught a few episodes on my guilty secret ... the game show network. The first time I saw it, I didn't realize the audience was in fancy dress. I just saw a woman playing the game dressed in what I now know was a farmer's outfit, but at the time thought she was just dressed in frumpy clothing ... sort of like LBM)

Her outfits are starting to look like she's shopping exclusively at Drag Queens 'R Us.

The shoe size and the bust size is right.

[Amused]

Oh, and it's nice that you're such a "big deal" that Camille in Finance at Perry Ford (someone hit the plug bell) was able to take your 6 mile used dirty Ford and give you a new Expedition -"

Tommy Sablan is a Buffon of Epic Proportions.:disa:

Doesn't Perry Ford now have to sell that F150 as a used car? A signed contract with the VIN# and it was driven off the lot. I'll bet they won't be happy for that :thud:

[Transplant]

Doesn't Perry Ford now have to sell that F150 as a used car? A signed contract with the VIN# and it was driven off the lot. I'll bet they won't be happy for that :thud:

And not only that, they process the DMV registration before you even drive off the lot! So I can imagine the headaches trying to reverse the registration on the truck ! How could he only have put 6 miles on the truck too? (He said he met Moochelle at Chili's)

So isn't it cute now that they have matching cars!!!!!

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Doesn't Perry Ford now have to sell that F150 as a used car? A signed contract with the VIN# and it was driven off the lot. I'll bet they won't be happy for that :thud:
But now they can sell it as a "Limited Edition Little Tommy Sablan" model and make *more* money - 'cuz you know he's a big deal! :thud:

Amused, you put a big smile on my face every time that I see you've posted in here :)

[Transplant]

But now they can sell it as a "Limited Edition Little Tommy Sablan" model and make *more* money - 'cuz you know he's a big deal! :thud:

Amused, you put a big smile on my face every time that I see you've posted in here :)


Well that would be like LT (laDanian) giving back his 1 y/o truck to the dealership and their putting it on EBay to auction it off with a starting bid of something like $40K+! Now all the females that love J&J will rush out to Perry and try and buy this 6 mile F150 that OMG...FH drove!!!! :faint:

[mel41099]

Doesn't Perry Ford now have to sell that F150 as a used car? A signed contract with the VIN# and it was driven off the lot. I'll bet they won't be happy for that


And not only that, they process the DMV registration before you even drive off the lot! So I can imagine the headaches trying to reverse the registration on the truck !

I work for a fleet company, so have experience in the car industry...the sale appears to have been reversed within hours, so it can be undone as simply as ripping the contract in half. The DMV paperwork was surely filled out but in no way processed, that's why they tape that little white thing to your windshield. They do not have to sell it as a used car, just as they don't sell cars that have been test driven as a used car, either.

[listener13]

I work for a fleet company, so have experience in the car industry...the sale appears to have been reversed within hours, so it can be undone as simply as ripping the contract in half. The DMV paperwork was surely filled out but in no way processed, that's why they tape that little white thing to your windshield. They do not have to sell it as a used car, just as they don't sell cars that have been test driven as a used car, either.

So, I guess ANY of us could be a "big deal" as long as we can prove that we don't know how to count up to 7.

[Transplant]

So, I guess ANY of us could be a "big deal" as long as we can prove that we don't know how to count up to 7.

I wonder if he got a "discount" because he mentioned Perry Ford on the air and in his blog...?

Hey Amused, I know it's been 5 years since you're nightmare ended...but did he/you get alot of kick-backs or discounts from retailers and such? I know we've speculated about LBM's Bardon kitchen and such...?

[11ListenerNot]

Look at the videos of FH and LBM from back in the 90's. Notice that two guys had to practically drag him. They probably had a hard time lifting him even back then.

I have to say Laura looked a lot better back then. I guess the drugs and alcohol really ages a person

[Transplant]

Look at the videos of FH and LBM from back in the 90's. Notice that two guys had to practically drag him. They probably had a hard time lifting him even back then.

I have to say Laura looked a lot better back then. I guess the drugs and alcohol really ages a person

I watched it and i can't get past her big forehead and the buggy/bulging eyes....ewwww...but they were right when they were giving the blow by blow of Tommy in the background..he does look like that slimeball Ron Jeremy. god that guy gives me the creeps...now whenever I think of FH, I'll think of ron Jeremy....

[Amused]

.ewwww...but they were right when they were giving the blow by blow of Tommy in the background..he does look like that slimeball Ron Jeremy. god that guy gives me the creeps...now whenever I think of FH, I'll think of ron Jeremy....

Other than the exterior ickyness there is no comparison by any means. Trust me on that. Had I known that men come in different sizes I would have kept shopping. I still blame my Mother for not explaining that one to me. Now that I'm a little more experienced I'm surprised everytime he has a girlfriend. Maybe their Mom's didn't tell them the SECRET either. LOL

[feefifofum]

But now they can sell it as a "Limited Edition Little Tommy Sablan" model and make *more* money - 'cuz you know he's a big deal! :thud:


I'll bet it smells like a B.O. car now!

[feefifofum]

Other than the exterior ickyness there is no comparison by any means. Trust me on that. Had I known that men come in different sizes I would have kept shopping. I still blame my Mother for not explaining that one to me. Now that I'm a little more experienced I'm surprised everytime he has a girlfriend. Maybe their Mom's didn't tell them the SECRET either. LOL
Awwwww, he's a teeeeeny tiny weeeeenie Tommy!

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Oh, Amused, you must be giggling right now :)

That was a "low blow" :cheers:

[longtimereader]

Stupid me... I always thought that the little in "Little Tommy" referred to his height. :)

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Amused, how did you meet Tummy? I've listened for a l*o*n*g time and don't remember how you two got acquainted....

[mel41099]

Had I known that men come in different sizes I would have kept shopping.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!! :gle:

Hi Tommy!! :wavey2:

[Transplant]

Other than the exterior ickyness there is no comparison by any means. Trust me on that. Had I known that men come in different sizes I would have kept shopping. I still blame my Mother for not explaining that one to me. Now that I'm a little more experienced I'm surprised everytime he has a girlfriend. Maybe their Mom's didn't tell them the SECRET either. LOL

OMG...i almost spit my coffee out when I read this! That's hilarous....and ohhhhh sooooo subtle but LOUD and clear!:wavey2:

hence the name, "little" tommy?

[mel41099]

Hey Amused, I know it's been 5 years since you're nightmare ended...but did he/you get alot of kick-backs or discounts from retailers and such? I know we've speculated about LBM's Bardon kitchen and such...?

I always wondered the same thing...the advertisers do pay for airtime, so someone needs to do the commercial, does it really mean they get kickbacks for free?

[boris85]

Well that would be like LT (laDanian) giving back his 1 y/o truck to the dealership and their putting it on EBay to auction it off with a starting bid of something like $40K+! Now all the females that love J&J will rush out to Perry and try and buy this 6 mile F150 that OMG...FH drove!!!! :faint:

I thought Tommy was a shill for Mossy? He's always plugging them on the radio. Trader!

[11ListenerNot]

omg, Tummy's gonna die when he reads this page! Amused, I'm sure I can vouch for all of us WE LOVE YOU!

Notice that he needed a vehicle for 7? Ok, his two kids and her two kids equal 5. Oh gosh, I guess he's including Laura's two. So does that mean this group are permanently entwined? Sounds like a big mormon family. (hope I"m not offending any mormons out there)

[11ListenerNot]

Let's hope the judges of the emmys don't get a hold of those two videos. Now that's winning material! NOT

[Transplant]

I thought Tommy was a shill for Mossy? He's always plugging them on the radio. Trader!

J&J shill for Mossy...FH shills what he knows....King Stahlman Bail Bonds! (ha ha ha ha) but surprisingly, he hasn't shilled the two brothers who run the engagement ring store in the valley...he's a nat'ch for that one!

[11ListenerNot]

Laura's Diary, September 21st, 2007
Friday, September 21, 2007 at 1:23pm

Dear Diary,

In the mail yesterday, I received a check from SAG for an episode of Renegade I did 10 years ago. The check was for $1.48. That reminded me of the residual check I received from the same show when I lived in The House From Hell, you know, the one in Mission Hills that was haunted. I'm not kidding when I tell you that the amount was $6.66. How freaky is that?

On another note, my daughter is smart. She's really smart and really clever. I'm willing to bet that she's going to get high marks in school…except for in Behavior. Her pre-school teacher made a comment that Evan is not a big eater. What? My daughter not a big eater? The kid does nothing but eat. Then, the teacher said she probably doesn't eat lunch or snack at school because she's busy being social. The kid is too busy flirting and chattin' it up with the other little ones to put food in her mouth. That has the potential to be a problem.

After her bath yesterday, we played Naked Fairy in the Forest. This is when Ev curls up in my lap and I pretend that I caught her in the forest and I have to be really quiet because she gets cranky when she wakes up. Then Evan smiles, opens her eyes and then she shakes her fists and escapes. It is the cutest thing to see that little butt run across the room. Well, last night, she runs back to my lap, lays down and starts wiggling her nose.

"What are you doing, Little Fairy?"

"I'm smelling my own toot."

Precious.

Tonight, the kids and I are driving up to visit Mom. I'm hoping it doesn't pour on the ride up to Rancho Cucamonga. I have a hard enough time keeping those babies entertained for two hours in the car. I don't need any traffic jams to lengthen the ride.

Charlie really wants a Gameboy. He saw a Gameboy box way up on a shelf in Tommy's office. He begged me to ask Tommy if he could buy it with the 70 bucks he has saved in his piggy bank. So, I asked. Tommy said that Charlie could have it! We were so excited! I climbed up on a chair and got the box down. And, that's all it was. A box. No Gameboy inside. I do believe we learned a valuable lesson at that moment. Life can be disappointing sometimes. It's the way you handle those disappointments that counts. I was proud of Charlie for the way he handled the disappointment. Instead of boo-hoo-ing, Charlie went outside to jump on the trampoline. I may take him somewhere after school today and give him rest of the money he needs to buy himself one of those things. Am I being an enabler? Will my son shut me out of his life, ignore me from now on because he'll have his nose in that thing 24/7?
Help?

See you on Monday, Diary.

[mel41099]

Notice that he needed a vehicle for 7? Ok, his two kids and her two kids equal 5. Oh gosh, I guess he's including Laura's two. So does that mean this group are permanently entwined?

huh? Her two and his two would equal 6 (asumming both FH and Mooch are in the car, too), but I thought she had 3 kids? Two older ones and the baby. That would be seven.

Amused...what do E & V think about their new brothers and sisters??

[boris85]

Well, Laura Loser has done it again. One more reason why you should not do drugs and drink while pregnant. First, she admits, as if it's no big deal, that her daughter has behavior problems in pre-school. Then, she describes some deranged game they play called naken fairy. Huh? Then she claims she'll give in and get Charlie the Chimp and GameBoy and take him somewhere after school, asking: "Am I an enabler." Answer: yes you are dumb-ass. Let's hope Dave gets sole custody!

[shello]

omg, Tummy's gonna die when he reads this page! Amused, I'm sure I can vouch for all of us WE LOVE YOU!

Notice that he needed a vehicle for 7? Ok, his two kids and her two kids equal 5. Oh gosh, I guess he's including Laura's two. So does that mean this group are permanently entwined? Sounds like a big mormon family. (hope I"m not offending any mormons out there)

Seven is probably from Tommy and his two kids and Moochelle and her three kids which equals seven. Now, if he said a car for 10 (adding in Laura and her two) it would be like the show Big Love...which I hear is good though I have never seen.

We don't get HBO because I have no desire for it.....just an extra expense we won't use. Wow, that is not part of the Big Deal Doctrine. :|

[Transplant]

"What are you doing, Little Fairy?"

"I'm smelling my own toot."

Precious. WHAT????????? I'm smelling my own toot? what the hell is that suppose to mean and why the hell would you post that??????????

Tonight, the kids and I are driving up to visit Mom. I'm hoping it doesn't pour on the ride up to Rancho Cucamonga. I have a hard enough time keeping those babies entertained for two hours in the car. You have a hard enough time feeding them and spending time with them!!!!!!I don't need any traffic jams to lengthen the ride.

Charlie really wants a Gameboy. He saw a Gameboy box way up on a shelf in Tommy's office. He begged me to ask Tommy if he could buy it with the 70 bucks he has saved in his piggy bank. There is such a thing as a store called GameStop where you can buy used/warrantied ones!!!! Hello?So, I asked. Haven't you already mooched off of FH enough????Tommy said that Charlie could have it! We were so excited! I climbed up on a chair and got the box down. And, that's all it was. A box. No Gameboy inside. I do believe we learned a valuable lesson at that moment. Life can be disappointing sometimes. It's the way you handle those disappointments that counts. I was proud of Charlie for the way he handled the disappointment. Uh...ya think? He's had the disappointment of you being whacked out....and not being a mom..... Instead of boo-hoo-ing, Charlie went outside to jump on the trampoline. I may take him somewhere after school today and give him rest of the money he needs to buy himself one of those things.do you have any money left after your $450 hair appointments from last week? Am I being an enabler? Will my son shut me out of his life, ignore me from now on because he'll have his nose in that thing 24/7? do I even want to go there about "having you nose in that thing? Who shut who out?
Help?

Sorry for the rants...I'm just amazed that she puts this stuff out there. There are no brains involved in anything she says or does....and all I can do is shake my head in disbelief (sp?)

[shello]

Game Boys and other expensive crap. Can't Laura do something hand-on with thekids like make cookies (what kid doesn't like that?) or something nice and healthy for dinner for the mass of people who are there at the Sablan casa all the time? Is she still trying to serve them tofu, BTW?

[Layla]

Do any of you remember a while back, maybe, end of last year, when Laura talked about the blind listener that came to the Cainhome? They spoke of Charlie, leading the gentleman around the house. J&J went on and on about how special Charlie makes everyone feel and how plain good he is.

I don't recall hearing Laura tell of spoiled rotten "babies" who wouldn't keep quiet in the car or obey authority.

If the "good Cainchildren" really existed, why is no one pointing out to Laura that they have only started acting like this since her "Rehab".

OF COURSE she is enabling.She feels guilty, as she should. She needs to just quit though and start being some sort of an example for her children, besides the mom who gets herself everything she wants and then makes sure that everyone else will make sure that her kids get everything they want by whining about how poor and sorry she is so that people will feel sorry for her and her kids example that she is setting now.

[11ListenerNot]

Friday September 21, 2007 10am
Friday, September 21, 2007 at 1:34pm

Friday September 21, 2007 10am: It was sure fun to be at work this morning! I really love the fact that "this configuration" of the showgram is the CLOSEST of them all. There have been many configurations over the years but this FAMILY is the closest.

Jeff just called me and said that I will love the Expedition and that he feels I made the right choice with the car. Jerry just told me that he is looking forward to spending a few days with me in North Carolina seeing Van Halen. After all these years, it's still cool to be with Jeff and Jer. They are and were my teachers in radio. All I know or all that I have learned comes from those two over the years. I love them!

Today, I'm going to see my mom for a few hours, then walking Mission Bay!

Tomorrow: 5:45am Iron Mountain……9am Torrey Pines and then at 11am I'm going to meet a couple of people at the Torrey Pines parking lot and walk to the Del Mar Fairgrounds and back OR take a train to Oceanside and walk back down. Either one!

Sunday: Cowles Mountain at 7:45am and then church and then FOOTBALL for the rest of the day!

You know, I was watching the old tapes of me on Pensacola that's on the website. That was in 1998 when I was running 5 miles a day. It's sure tough if you dwell on the fact that you're not as young as you used to be. Obviously, if you read this blog, you know I like to weekend walk and hike and dieting is a struggle for me and that I got lucky in March and April and I gained a couple of pounds back to say the least, BUT overall I feel good about myself. I was watching those videos from 1998 and I wish I was looking like that again. I watched TOMMYTUBE and I saw my gut hanging out while sitting down. Yes, I saw that too. :) I need to get back. I hate that I say that and write that, but do it half-ass. I need to get back 100%. I workout one second and then eat a burger the next. I can easily tell you that I'm doing perfect, but that doesn't represent the blog well and what this is all about. I love this blog because it releases my feelings on to YOU and it actually makes me feel better.

I get an email or two that are just mean about my gut and I just laugh because it's true. BUT, the only way I can do STOP mean emails about my weight is to workout non stop all week long instead of weekends. I ain't as young as I used to be.

Have a great weekend! All is well.

Chargers 24
Packers 14

[11ListenerNot]

I get an email or two that are just mean about my gut and I just laugh because it's true. BUT, the only way I can do STOP mean emails about my weight is to workout non stop all week long instead of weekends. I ain't as young as I used to be
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Tommy, are you speaking of this "mean site" perhaps?

HI!:wavey2:

[11ListenerNot]

huh? Her two and his two would equal 6 (asumming both FH and Mooch are in the car, too), but I thought she had 3 kids? Two older ones and the baby. That would be seven.
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Sorry, I meant his two and her three. It's been a long week

[11ListenerNot]

Game Boys and other expensive crap. Can't Laura do something hand-on with thekids like make cookies (what kid doesn't like that?) or something nice and healthy for dinner for the mass of people who are there at the Sablan casa all the time? Is she still trying to serve them tofu, BTW?
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I bet she can't boil an egg. And as long as she is living there, and we hear FH cry out "food!", at every delivery she won't do a thing

[mel41099]

Tomorrow: 5:45am Iron Mountain……9am Torrey Pines and then at 11am I'm going to meet a couple of people at the Torrey Pines parking lot and walk to the Del Mar Fairgrounds and back OR take a train to Oceanside and walk back down. Either one!

Sunday: Cowles Mountain at 7:45am and then church and then FOOTBALL for the rest of the day!

Who stays home with the kids when he goes out on all these walks every weekend?? I know they are there every other weekend, but he does these walks EVERY weekend...Does he leave them alone in the house sleeping early in the morning? Now that he's given the world the grand tour of his home, and we all know where he is and can figure out how long he will be gone???? Amused...?

[Wabbitsd]

good question...but just because he is scheduled to have the kids, doesn't mean he actually has them...or that he doesn't just go on up to pick them up later, say, after lunch...then has them home by dinner time.

[11ListenerNot]

Who stays home with the kids when he goes out on all these walks every weekend?? I know they are there every other weekend, but he does these walks EVERY weekend...Does he leave them alone in the house sleeping early in the morning? Now that he's given the world the grand tour of his home, and we all know where he is and can figure out how long he will be gone???? Amused...?
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In one of her posts Amused said that sometimes he doesn't pick t hem up at all, or pawns Eddie off on one of his friends home.
The way he talks, he makes us think that they are with him every minute that he has them

[wonkatania]

Six months from now we'll be reading about how she ran over him in her shiney new silver 550 Mercedes. I wonder if she'll take the time to back over him like the Dentist's wife?

Here's To You Amused:


http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9827/tummyhitv2uu6.gif

[mel41099]

any idea what the press conference is about on Tuesday? Are they retiring?????

[loriraesd]

any idea what the press conference is about on Tuesday? Are they retiring?????

I missed that - was this mentioned on today's show or in a blog? :gle:

[Transplant]

any idea what the press conference is about on Tuesday? Are they retiring?????

didn't hear anything about it...what did you hear exactly?

[listener13]

Who stays home with the kids when he goes out on all these walks every weekend?? I know they are there every other weekend, but he does these walks EVERY weekend...Does he leave them alone in the house sleeping early in the morning? Now that he's given the world the grand tour of his home, and we all know where he is and can figure out how long he will be gone???? Amused...?

Oh, they're out TPing houses, skateboarding in front of the house or shopping at the mall - if you listen to him, that's all they do when they're in his care. That, and answer the door for food and flower deliveries.

Thank God they have one grounded parent that gets them out of the three-ring circus that is the Sablan House.

Tommy is a Fatty of Epic Proportions (one of these days, Tommy will see these things when he does his ego-searches on Google).

Oh, and WHAT the HELL was that Laura with the Fairy in the Woods story all about? Tell me she's NOT back on the hooch!:cheers:

[OneKidOneDogMom]

http://www.yelp.com/biz/21D1DcpMsqCZsHawr89AjA

Found this by googling "Star 94.1" - maybe we should add some witty commentary to the mix...??

Or find out who Josephine Z. and Denise L. are and invite them to join us here!

[wonkatania]

Listen to STATMAN:

Click Here To Listen To Statman from this Morning (http://www.musicuploader.org/upload/119041140196940355646f43c8973db3.wav)

Note: It May Take a moment to start.

[Wabbitsd]

ohmygod, wonk!!! That is hilarious! Priceless!! Bravissimo!!!!

OneKid and so forth: did you read any of the rest of Denis 's reviews? She's hilarious. And hangs out at all my old haunts!

[shello]

Listen to STATMAN:

Click Here To Listen To Statman from this Morning (http://www.musicuploader.org/upload/119041140196940355646f43c8973db3.wav)

Note: It May Take a moment to start.

Yeah, Yeah....40% of women have thrown a shoe at a man!

[shello]

Here's To You Amused:


http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9827/tummyhitv2uu6.gif


WOW.WOW.WOW. I am speechless by your work! :lmfao:

[feefifofum]

Listen to STATMAN:

Click Here To Listen To Statman from this Morning (http://www.musicuploader.org/upload/119041140196940355646f43c8973db3.wav)

Note: It May Take a moment to start.
I can't believe I listened to the whole thing. Seriously, I'm going to save all the lame email forwards I get, read them one after the other on the radio, and become a millionaire! And LBM laughs after things that aren't even meant to be funny. The fact read was something like, "you spent half an hour after being conceived as a single cell." She started laughing - WTF?

[feefifofum]

http://www.yelp.com/biz/21D1DcpMsqCZsHawr89AjA

Found this by googling "Star 94.1" - maybe we should add some witty commentary to the mix...??

Or find out who Josephine Z. and Denise L. are and invite them to join us here!
Yes, they definitely belong here!

[surfing_texan]

After her bath yesterday, we played Naked Fairy in the Forest. This is when Ev curls up in my lap and I pretend that I caught her in the forest and I have to be really quiet because she gets cranky when she wakes up. Then Evan smiles, opens her eyes and then she shakes her fists and escapes. It is the cutest thing to see that little butt run across the room. Well, last night, she runs back to my lap, lays down and starts wiggling her nose.

"What are you doing, Little Fairy?"

"I'm smelling my own toot."

Precious.

This is so disturbing to me on so many levels. Forget a college fund for that kid, she's going to need a fund to cover the cost of her psych sessions.

Little story...I found LBM's new best friend! I recently was at the home of 1 of my husbands co-workers. He and his wife have 2 kids that are out of control, and spoiled beyond belief. Their oldest child (I think 6) handed my 4 y/o son 1 (yes, I said 1) of his gameboys, and after my son had been playing for about 5 minutes, he turned it off and told my husband "Daddy, that toy is lame". Wife of co-worker rolled her eyes, but said nothing. After my husband and I couldn't tolerate the hell hole that is their home any longer, he said we needed to get going because it was almost dinner time. Co-worker and wife invited us to go out to dinner with them, to McDonalds. My husband politely declined, but they kept pressing, and so he finally told them that we don't allow our kids to eat fast food. Wife of co-worker again rolled her eyes, and told us by not allowing our kids fast food, and video games we aren't exposing them to culture. Oh how tempted I was to tell her she should contact LBM! (Sorry for the long post!)

[listener13]

Was Jeff out today? In the past, I thought he banned Crankpot from doing Statman......

Maybe he was having new chicklets glued onto his gums?

I didn't listen today, so I don't know for sure.

[Amused]

Here's To You Amused:


http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9827/tummyhitv2uu6.gif


Wonk you are a genious! I love it. Now that's funny!

It's even funnier to me because he tried to have me arrested for running him over in my mercedes. Another wild tale but he tried, it was the week we split. The police just laughed at him.

Aahahahahahaha

[insightbyjake]

" Wife of co-worker again rolled her eyes, and told us by not allowing our kids fast food, and video games we aren't exposing them to culture.

She didn't finish the sentence. "By not allowing fast-food and video games, you are not exposing them to the culture of slovely parenting."

Nothing like raising kids on the slipshod. Crap from McDonald's followed by a healthy dose of vegetative, mind-numbing, worse-than-worthless video games. Enough of that and you get whiny, naked, tooting, spoiled........oh wait -- LBM has those kids.

My bad. Next thing you know, we'll have an obesity epedemic in young children who stay inside all day and eat crappy fast-food.....oh wait, we have that already.

Sh*t.....I've become Dilbert.

[11ListenerNot]

Read Tommy's 3pm blob. This has got to be some kind of freaking joke

[mel41099]

didn't hear anything about it...what did you hear exactly?

It's on the commercials on Star they run for J&J telling you to listen...I heard it twice today while driving around at lunch.


After her bath yesterday, we played Naked Fairy in the Forest. This is when Ev curls up in my lap and I pretend that I caught her in the forest and I have to be really quiet because she gets cranky when she wakes up. Then Evan smiles, opens her eyes and then she shakes her fists and escapes. It is the cutest thing to see that little butt run across the room. Well, last night, she runs back to my lap, lays down and starts wiggling her nose.

"What are you doing, Little Fairy?"

"I'm smelling my own toot."

Precious.

WTF?? What's up with all the nakedness anyhow...??
I seriously don't understand why she writes half the stuff she does.

[Halinn]

Tubbys newest Blob is insulting :disa: He does'nt seem to know Mooch at all. My husband and I have different tastes in music and he loves it when I turn up my Gwen and sing along and I enjoy his music because it makes him feel good. He has made Mooch listen to his awful voice and guitar playing. Tubby is soooo superficial. I can't wait until the break up and he is stuck with the huge tank of a car. Will someone please save Moochs children from him!!!!!

[mel41099]

And didn't he get the bigger car so they could all ride in it...but then makes Michelle drive because he doesn't want to mess up his new car???? WHAT?!? Don't you think he'd be all excited to drive it, and to show his mom??

[cheekymonkey]

Was Jeff out today? In the past, I thought he banned Crankpot from doing Statman......

Maybe he was having new chicklets glued onto his gums?

I didn't listen today, so I don't know for sure.

Oh he was on all right Trixie. He was droning on and on for 5 minutes instead of letting Paul Rudy talk about the Prep Pigskin Report.

I thought for GAWD'S SAKE HOMER, LET THE MAN TALK.

(sorry about the capitals..i've been gone awhile and it's pent up inside me)

Anyhoots, I can't tell the last time he was on time to work. Jer has been doing the morning greetings and Jeff strolls in about 6:10-6:15 depending on if he has teeth or not.

Sometimes it's the whole toupee missing.

Holy smokes, can you imagine him WITHOUT the hair and teeth??

Wonki, can you honor me with this image?

[gossipgurl]

Other than the exterior ickyness there is no comparison by any means. Trust me on that. Had I known that men come in different sizes I would have kept shopping. I still blame my Mother for not explaining that one to me. Now that I'm a little more experienced I'm surprised everytime he has a girlfriend. Maybe their Mom's didn't tell them the SECRET either. LOL


Okay, this has to be one of the best comments on this board yet. I am sure Tommy will be real happy with that incredible blow (no pun intended) to his manhood or lack thereof

[iamsheens]

Friday September 21, 2007 1:30pm: Well, I think I found reason enough to call off the engagement and to break up with Michelle. I am sitting here shaking in my office because what just happened to me.

After the show, Michelle meets me here at the radio station to go visit my mom. I went in her car because I didn't want to mess up my brand new car. I know that sounds silly, but it's true. So, we're in Michelle's car and we go down to Chula Vista and I say hello to my mom. All is well and my mom looks great and then I take Michelle and her daughter to a cool little Mexican place on 3rd avenue in the HOOD.

After lunch, I'm kind of tired so Michelle is driving her car and I'm in the passenger seat and I drop the seat back so I can lay down and take a quick nap as we go back to the radio station. What happens NEXT is so traumatic that I may not be able to finish the blog.

So, I'm taking a nap in the passenger seat and my eyes are closed, but I'm not sleeping YET. Then, with my eyes closed, I hear Michelle flip around her CD's and she puts in a cd she wanted to listen to.

The cd she puts in is Jessica Simpson's latest cd from a few months to a year ago. I opened my eyes to see for myself if this was reality or a nightmare and to my surprise it was reality. There to my left was a woman in her 30's singing along to Jessica Simpson. I closed my eyes and opened my eyes 10 times in a row really fast to make sure I wasn't hallucinating from the Mexican food we just ate. There was my fiance enjoying and singing along to Jessica Simpson OBSCURE music that I never ever heard of. She was singing to the music as if she put in the Beatles White Album or a Rolling Stones CD with classic tunes. I was tormented by this horrific act that was right before my eyes and polluting my ears. I don't understand how a human being can choose a Jessica Simpson CD and rock out to the songs.

I don't know what to do!
I don't want to upset the children!
Leo Hamel will not take back the ring!

You know, I turned the other cheek with her Charger game fiasco of asking me to talk to her at the jacuzzi during the 3rd quarter. I can forgive her for that and teach her, but to know that this woman who I thought was THE ONE is a Jessica Simpson music fan, I just don't know what to say or how to even complete this sentence or thought.

What do I do?
Is there help for her or us?

I cannot even think straight. Help me, help me please.
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Are you kidding me????? I'm sorry but if my fiance wrote a blog about me saying that he not only wanted to call off the engagement but break up with me I'd be pissed...granted this whole thing is staged but really the end of this stupid relationship is going to be Jessica Simpson? Wow, Tommy you've sunk to a whole new low...I hope you get tons of emails by your listeners telling you what a dumb ass you are...you've really outdone yourself...I didn't think it was possible...

[gossipgurl]

Here's To You Amused:


http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9827/tummyhitv2uu6.gif

How the heck do you do these things? I would love to know your secrets to your awesome posts!

[Texasgirl]

[QUOTE=Laura's Diary, September 21st, 2007
Friday, September 21, 2007 at 1:23pm

Dear Diary,


After her bath yesterday, we played Naked Fairy in the Forest. This is when Ev curls up in my lap and I pretend that I caught her in the forest and I have to be really quiet because she gets cranky when she wakes up. Then Evan smiles, opens her eyes and then she shakes her fists and escapes. It is the cutest thing to see that little butt run across the room. Well, last night, she runs back to my lap, lays down and starts wiggling her nose.

"What are you doing, Little Fairy?"

"I'm smelling my own toot."

Precious.

See you on Monday, Diary.[/QUOTE]

When I read this post, it terrified me. This sounds like a "game" a child molester would play to groom his or her next victim. Start off with a small step and see how far the child can be pushed. Even I don't believe that LBM is a molester, but what is she setting up her daughter for? "Remember that game you played with mommy..." Disgusting.

[cheekymonkey]

Did anyone see that fan that stood behind OJ's lawyer? He had not front teeth and gray hair.

I swear it's Jeff!!!

[Amused]

Amused, how did you meet Tummy? I've listened for a l*o*n*g time and don't remember how you two got acquainted....

I worked at Pacific Bell as a Service Rep at the time and sold him call waiting. Isn't that a ridiculous story. It's strange how you meet people. :gle:

Who's got the wildest story of how they met their spouse?

[listener13]

WTF?? What's up with all the nakedness anyhow...??

Apparently she's all about buying clothes for herself, but not for her kids.

[RowdyOne]

I worked at Pacific Bell as a Service Rep at the time and sold him call waiting. Isn't that a ridiculous story. It's strange how you meet people.Not really strange how you met FH... he was on the prowl as he is today: considers every female he meets a potential "girlfriend" ... I'm so sorry you got hooked into his seduction, but you have two great kids as a result, and now are moving on with your life! :cheers:

[listener13]

I worked at Pacific Bell as a Service Rep at the time and sold him call waiting. Isn't that a ridiculous story. It's strange how you meet people. :gle:

Who's got the wildest story of how they met their spouse?

I met my husband on Yahoo Personals! It was the best $6.95/month I ever spent. I kept getting handicapped men and old men replying to my personal on Match.com (not that there's anything wrong with handicapped men and old men), men who like to camp (my idea of roughing it is a Marriott, people) and guys who like to ride their harleys or guys that are pilots - I didn't want to date anyone who's body I could potentially have to claim at the morgue. Then, I posted on Yahoo - and this fantastic guy contacted me - we were married a year later in Italy.

Hey, on another note - does Jer ever talk about his being a pilot anymore? Just another pompous thing about him.

[listener13]

Not really strange how you met FH... he was on the prowl as he is today: considers every female he meets a potential "girlfriend" ... I'm so sorry you got hooked into his seduction, but you have two great kids as a result, and now are moving on with your life! :cheers:

Amused has three great kids - an older daughter as well as the two kids with Tubby.....Seriously, Tubby gives away way too much info on the air.....he never talks about Amanda anymore - he's obviously moved on to another family to destroy.

Tommy Sablan is a Jackass of Epic Proportions (I'm still working my Google metatags, people).....join me, please.

[RowdyOne]

Amused has three great kids - an older daughter as well as the two kids with Tubby.....Seriously, Tubby gives away way too much info on the air.....Yeah, I know, three kids.. I was only referring to the two she had with T. :)

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Who's got the wildest story of how they met their spouse?

Maybe not the wildest - but strange anyway. Married TWICE - BOTH times to red-headed, left-handed, smoking Sailors. One was short, one was tall. Both were....bah! We won't go there.

Obviously not looking for ANYONE that is red-headed, left-handed, a smoker OR a Sailor - EVER AGAIN!!!

(And, yes, the capitalization was necessary.)

[RowdyOne]

(And, yes, the capitalization was necessary.) Hey, WE know how to use caps appropriately!

[RowdyOne]

After reading FHs blob on here, I expect him to have an interesting weekend! Wonder what we'll hear on Monday, or read in his ramblings. Thanks to everyone who copies the blobs and diarrheas here; saves the rest of us from adding to the hits.

[SDReadhead]

How I met my husband ... I was sitting in a pub waiting for it to stop raining. I had been soaked in the deluge and looked like a sopping wet mess. In walks a really cute guy, also sopping wet, who sits down next to me and says, "Want to get married?" Sounds so cheesy, but it was funny because he was the opposite of that smarmy type. 14 months later we actually got married.

[SDReadhead]

What would be funny (hey Jer, maybe we can do a call-in segment) is if we all could post our most recent BIG DEAL additions to our lives. Most likely it will be a purchase. But it must be a frivolous, lazy, waste-o-cash.

I'll play! This is the laziest mula I've ever spent. Two weeks ago I bought this cushiony gadget that you sit up against and it's supposed to massage your back and shoulders. All it did was make a freakish buzzing sound and vibrate my teeth. I had to unplug it before I my teeth got ground into chiclets :disa:

[OneKidOneDogMom]

I had to unplug it before I my teeth got ground into chiclets :disa:

Thank goodness you had the smarts to unplug it - obviously JEFF didn't unplug his and look where it got him....

[Amused]

I met my husband on Yahoo Personals! It was the best $6.95/month I ever spent. I kept getting handicapped men and old men replying to my personal on Match.com (not that there's anything wrong with handicapped men and old men), men who like to camp (my idea of roughing it is a Marriott, people) and guys who like to ride their harleys or guys that are pilots - I didn't want to date anyone who's body I could potentially have to claim at the morgue. Then, I posted on Yahoo - and this fantastic guy contacted me - we were married a year later in Italy.


LOL, cute stories! I too tried Match.com, not fantastic. Out of several dozen first dates I believe I had three second dates. I gave up on that idea and met Pete in January when I placed an ad on craigslist scouting for employees. He was looking for part-time work as he was in between shows and so I hired him. He asked me out and I declined and he said then he didn't want the job he'd rather date me! LOL He's a super funny guy and I'm crazy in LOVE with him! :love:

As for Amanda she's amazing. Her wedding is in about 3 weeks and we are so excited. She and Tom don't have a relationship and never did really.

I can't believe I'm blobbing on a Friday night, lol. Pete's coming out for the weekend so I'll be checking in to see what's new on Monday. We're going to a concert this weekend: Styx, Foreigner and Def Leppard, now that's old school rock!

[shello]

I'll play! This is the laziest mula I've ever spent. Two weeks ago I bought this cushiony gadget that you sit up against and it's supposed to massage your back and shoulders. All it did was make a freakish buzzing sound and vibrate my teeth. I had to unplug it before I my teeth got ground into chiclets :disa:

I guess my worst and most laziest purchase was the extra warranty and exterior car coating I got when I purchased my car 18 months ago. :stupid: It allows Big Deals, basically, to not have to wax their cars or really care for them. I am used to maintaining my car and doing preventative things. Hubby wanted it because he got it on his last new car purchase 4-5 years ago. Afterward, I wish I had not spent it because it was about $1500 and I heard an expert on a consumer report say to never buy those extended plans.

Which reminds me of when Randy bought a service plan on a wood desk. Jeff beat him up on that.

[Amused]

Maybe not the wildest - but strange anyway. Married TWICE - BOTH times to red-headed, left-handed, smoking Sailors. One was short, one was tall. Both were....bah! We won't go there.

Obviously not looking for ANYONE that is red-headed, left-handed, a smoker OR a Sailor - EVER AGAIN!!!

(And, yes, the capitalization was necessary.)

LOL, yeah I was married twice and I don't date short fat men anymore either. LOL

[shello]

As for Amanda she's amazing. Her wedding is in about 3 weeks and we are so excited. She and Tom don't have a relationship and never did really.

I can't believe I'm blobbing on a Friday night, lol. Pete's coming out for the weekend so I'll be checking in to see what's new on Monday. We're going to a concert this weekend: Styx, Foreigner and Def Leppard, now that's old school rock!


I would kill to see Foreigner and Def Leppard. Damn! Have fun. I just hate the pot that goes with those concerts.

Turdy made it sound like he and Amanda were such good buds in
the past.

[zodiac]

As for Amanda she's amazing. Her wedding is in about 3 weeks and we are so excited. She and Tom don't have a relationship and never did really.



Will Tommy be going to the wedding? Does Michelle get to go?
Amused, have you met her?

Don't mean to sound like a Dilweed, just curious is all.
Have a fun weeked with your man, glad you found love again Amused. :)

[Amused]

Will Tommy be going to the wedding? Does Michelle get to go?
Amused, have you met her?

Don't mean to sound like a Dilweed, just curious is all.
Have a fun weeked with your man, glad you found love again Amused. :)

Nope Amanda ran out of invitations before she got to the "S's".

I'm glad I found love again too.

[eyeseeyou]

Amused-
Did FH ever help pay for Amanda's wedding like he said he was going to in his Blah's?

[Amused]

Amused-
Did FH ever help pay for Amanda's wedding like he said he was going to in his Blah's?

Heck no... LOL Did he really say that? That's funny. But then again he says alot of things that aren't true so nothing he says surprises me anymore.

Hey Tom, when are you mailing me the check for Amanda's wedding? LOL I mean if it's in writing does that make it legally binding? Maybe I could mail him my receipts!

:woohoo:
Hi Tommy :wavey2:

[eyeseeyou]

Or maybe he got corn-fused and had all the flowers sent to his house weekly instead.

[eyeseeyou]

Wow...didn't think so. It was awhile back. He was questioning if it was appropriate or not.

BTW..love your posts. I laugh my butt off reading them!!!

[surfing_texan]

My husband backed into me in a restaurant parking lot...when I say me, I literally mean me, not my car. Then he bought me coffee and pie and a year to the day later, we got married.

[assvin]

I have been observing this since the rehab thingy.....I am not a long time listener BUT a class a. air-head(translation, air personality)

I have met these people, annually, once a year at a radio seminar. I always thought their situation was stellar because of their longevity in one market.....but now, at the risk of sounding petty, their holier than thou stance with us "less unfortunate" radio folk seems rather....ummmm...not so stellar.....

Not that anyone cares, but here are some thoughts.....

Since Amused has called FH to task with her BLOBBING, he has made less references to his past with her.....weird.

OH! And I know for a fact that his blogs are not the most read blog in ALL of Clear Channel .....sorry Tommy; there are a lot more interesting radio personalities to read about. I would love to hear Kidd Kraddick hear this from you.....yes, he is syndicated, but it still makes that whole "my blog is the most read blog" disclaimer VERY false and a bit pathetic:dead:

[SDReadhead]

I can't believe I'm blobbing on a Friday night, lol. Pete's coming out for the weekend so I'll be checking in to see what's new on Monday. We're going to a concert this weekend: Styx, Foreigner and Def Leppard, now that's old school rock!

Okay, I will repeat this until it finally sinks into my envious head: "Thou shalt not covet Amused's concert tickets. Thou shalt not covet Amused's concert tickets. Thou shalt not ..." Rock on, Mama! :cheers:

Of course, what do I have to jealous of? Tomorrow from 8 - 3 I get to go to a seminar for school teachers. (You see, I've learned from the Blob's Blob that the SECRET is in telling yourself that horrible things are good things. "The teaching seminar will be a blast. The teaching seminar will be a blast. The teaching seminar ..."):disa:

[Trixie]

Welcome AssVin, I think we could learn a thing or two from you. Keep on posting.

[Wabbitsd]

assvin...I'm more than shocked to hear that the Fathead Chronicles are not the most read blob on the entire web!
Welcome and feel free to post early and often.


I think they have gone downhill since...well...since about a year before the date of this whole topic on gotapex....too bad.

Since you are in radio, what is your take on them letting this rehab thing go on and on and on....and Fathead's disgusting use of the station as his personal dating field...does management just not care, or do they relish the notoriety this kind of drudge brings?

[SDGirlNative]

Amused...best of luck to you and Pete. would you mind sharing what he does?

Congrats on your daughters wedding.

I would have never guessed that FH did not see the kids as much as he says.

Have you met Michelle?

[shello]

assvin...I'm more than shocked to hear that the Fathead Chronicles are not the most read blob on the entire web!
?

Wabbit, but The Fathead Chronicles ARE the most read blob on the web. And Al Gore DID invent the internet! :confused:

COmpletely off subject..... Ladies, have you seen Bob Scanlan on the Padres post game show on Channel 4? Damn, he's a fox! :) (Um-hum. I pulled that word out of the 1970s)

[insightbyjake]

OH! And I know for a fact that his blogs are not the most read blog in ALL of Clear Channel .....sorry Tommy; there are a lot more interesting radio personalities to read about. I would love to hear Kidd Kraddick hear this from you.....yes, he is syndicated, but it still makes that whole "my blog is the most read blog" disclaimer VERY false and a bit pathetic:dead:

"But we decide which is right....and which is an illusion.." The entire show is an illusion. We react to fraud....to a play...to people who are not "real."

Again, I suggest, rent "Network" watch this scene:

Arthur Jensen: You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, Mr. Beale, and I won't have it. Is that clear? You think you've merely stopped a business deal? That is not the case. The Arabs have taken billions of dollars out of this country, and now they must put it back. It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity. It is ecological balance. You are an old man who thinks in terms of nations and peoples. There are no nations; there are no peoples. There are no Russians. There are no Arabs. There are no third worlds. There is no West. There is only one holistic system of systems; one vast, interwoven, interacting, multivaried, multinational dominion of dollars.

"Jeff & Jer" are NOT real. We live in a world of entertainment. "Tommy" is an act. "Randy" plays a role...

We react to the artificial...because it gets ratings. We, the subscribed "stars" of this thread, are Don Quixote, tilting at windmills. Boris is Sancho Panza.....Aldonza Lorenzo, is the character we love and hate.....otherwise known as LBM... and Delana is Dulcinea del Toboso, the woman we'd love if LBM wasn't such a loser.

Who knows which is which and who is whom.....They torture us with their limited thinking....they entertain us with thier lack of talent....they are the American Idol of radio on a daily basis.

[assvin]

Since you are in radio, what is your take on them letting this rehab thing go on and on and on....and Fathead's disgusting use of the station as his personal dating field...does management just not care, or do they relish the notoriety this kind of drudge brings?



this is what radio people call a story arch.........a begining, a middle and an end.....more later...my husband thinks this is lame

[JesseeezMom]

Who's got the wildest story of how they met their spouse? My mom was getting bids to have the tile redone in her kitchen. My husband tells the story that he bid it very low so that he would get the job so he could get to me & what better way to get to a girl than through her family. After a week of them spending time together scheming(him working and she stayed home), my mom would call everyday and tell me how nice he was, what a good responsible man he was, that I really should go out with him etc... My mom called me at work on Friday asking me to pick up a bag of grout on my way home for her/him. To thank me he would take me out to dinner, I said that's very nice of him but dinner was not necesary but I would still pick up the grout on my way home. I'm sure you guessed it Friday night 6pm- he's at the door- asking me if I'm ready to go to dinner- I politely said "No Thank You" to which he convinced me that it would just be "as friends" and "how could I say no to a free dinner, come on it will be fun". Over 20 years later he is still my best friend and we're still having fun.:hug: ps- he is a great cook & handsome too :cheers:

[Trixie]

Does anyone believe that FH will be hiking in the rain this morning? He may do more damage to the trail by leaving deep footprints that will collect standing water, attracting mosquito larva, and soon there will be a West Nile Virus Outbreak!

Fight the Bite! FH, please don't tread on our trails until you can leave a smaller footprint.

+forgot to include one word.

[Texasgirl]

I have been observing this since the rehab thingy.....I am not a long time listener BUT a class a. air-head(translation, air personality)

OH! And I know for a fact that his blogs are not the most read blog in ALL of Clear Channel .....sorry Tommy; there are a lot more interesting radio personalities to read about. I would love to hear Kidd Kraddick hear this from you.....yes, he is syndicated, but it still makes that whole "my blog is the most read blog" disclaimer VERY false and a bit pathetic:dead:

I am a big fan of Kidd Kraddick in Dallas. I check into the show's website often and read the morning dj's blogs daily. Now, I haven't heard them live in a number of years, but I am guessing that Kidd is who J and J wish they were. BTW, that is where J.C. from a San Diego station moved to.

[Jean]

On the subject of Laura's $74 of the week outfits--I kind of think that she doesn't pay for them herself and I doubt if she gets to keep them. Merchants might loan them for the advertising value. That would explain the continual need to buy jeans.

[RowdyOne]

Does anyone believe that FH will be hiking in the rain this morning? He may do more damage to the trail by leaving deep footprints that will collect standing water, attracting mosquito larva, and soon there will be a West Nile Virus Outbreak!

Fight the Bite! FH, please don't tread on our trails until you can leave a smaller footprint.

+forgot to include one word. Trixie, your post spurred me to ask, and I hope I'm not going to get in trouble for posting this here, but does anyone need mosquito fish? I'm about to re-do my pond and don't need so many, and it's not OK to just dump the little guys. PM me if so...

Now back to the J&J spewgram! :dead:

[Smitty]

Amused,

I was just curious about your opinion on Tommy's future with Michelle. Do you really think Tommy will go the distance and not cheat on her after getting married? I know the old saying "once a cheater, always a cheater" may apply here for sure. In fact, the saying might have been originally coined by one of Tommy's past girlfriends.

I'm just thinking Tommy has no true respect for the sanctuary of marriage just based on his past actions. The one with you for instance was a biggie but what about the women he's gone after who were currently in relationships/marriages with other men at the time after his own divorce? For example, the car wash girl who had a boyfriend at the time and what about Sharlo who was married when he went after her? One would think that if he really had learned from the mistakes he made with you, he would not be going after women in relationships. I'm thinking this one with Michelle doesn't have a chance even though she appeared to be in the free and clear from any relationships when they got together(who knows?).

[assvin]

Since you are in radio, what is your take on them letting this rehab thing go on and on and on....and Fathead's disgusting use of the station as his personal dating field...does management just not care, or do they relish the notoriety this kind of drudge brings?

Honestly, if what I have read here over the last few months is true about Tommy, I don't know how management doesn't get involved. If he is stalking listeners, (or people who post bad things about him) that opens the company to many potential lawsuits. Unless he is good friends with their GM, then I don't really understand how he has carte blanche.

As for Laura, that's just a good story line to follow. Honestly, I think she probably has the most web site hits on her Diary, especially while she was out......why do you think Tommy referenced her so much in his BLOG teases? As for management getting involved with her for drug/alcohol abuse, I have never seen anyone lose a job because of substance abuse. And, if played right, it makes her more relatetable on air if she candid about it.

[11ListenerNot]

COmpletely off subject..... Ladies, have you seen Bob Scanlan on the Padres post game show on Channel 4? Damn, he's a fox! (Um-hum. I pulled that word out of the 1970s)
-------------------------------------------------------------
I saw him in person doing a post-game commentary at Trophy's in the gaslamp last year with another gentleman. He's even cuter in person!

It is so refreshing to see that Amused now has such a good life and future. Screw "the secret", bad things happen to bad people.
Yea, you Tummy

[Wabbitsd]

Rowdy...did you try posting on craigslist for the fishies? Craigslist and this place are the two sites I visit anymore. The farm and garden area might be a good place...

I wish I still had my pond going. But I lost too many turtles, goldfish and anything else to marauding raccoons. It was too sad to go out and see the destruction, and I couldn't come up with a way to keep them out. boo hoo. I still miss my little turtles...they were so cute.

[Jammie J.]

First, tell me about a side-scrolling mouse...

My computer knowledge is--well, just tell me what a side scrolling mouse is...

I can't think of anything I have bought that accentuates my big-dealism...but maybe the automatic meat thermometer my parents bought me could qualify? They were concerned I wasn't properly BBQ'in my chicken and steaks for them....

To be accurate, my Big Deal mouse technically has 4-way scrolling -- up, down and side to side. Plus, it also has a button that they call a magnifying feature, but instead of enlarging the entire screen (which CTRL+mouse scroll does) it brings up a magnifying glass on-screen. Really great for working with image details.

The mouse (http://www.hardware-pacers.com/pages.php?pid=340&catType=r) is quite a trick piece.

[Jammie J.]

Why is LBM hung up on where poop goes when you flush it? This is like the umpteenth time I've heard it!

Now they're going to have people call in and tell something about their selves and the spewgram is going to decide if your normal! RERUN

Anyone remember a couple weeks ago when LBM got all freaked out when she said she was staring at a gas station sign and realized that it was made from metal and stuff, which all came from this earth? She kept repeating something to the effect of "this is all we have, everything we have is made from this earth."

Her poop fascination segment seemed to me to be along the same lines.

[Jammie J.]

Other than the exterior ickyness there is no comparison by any means. Trust me on that. Had I known that men come in different sizes I would have kept shopping. I still blame my Mother for not explaining that one to me. Now that I'm a little more experienced I'm surprised everytime he has a girlfriend. Maybe their Mom's didn't tell them the SECRET either. LOL

Huh. Maybe we should buy him the t-shirt (http://www.spreadshirt.com/us/US/dicky-do-club-/Products-64/marketplace/products/detail/article/2228872/?PHPSESSID=060c083406e111a9fbd2bd69e6524c44)?

:hihi:

[listener13]

Huh. Maybe we should buy him the t-shirt (http://www.spreadshirt.com/us/US/dicky-do-club-/Products-64/marketplace/products/detail/article/2228872/?PHPSESSID=060c083406e111a9fbd2bd69e6524c44)?

:hihi:

Apparently he's only a BIG DEAL in his MIND......obviously the big new truck is compensation for his "shortcomings".

[Wabbitsd]

Thanks for the mouse info, jammie...I may have to be gettin me one o dem...!

[iamsheens]

Sunday September 23, 2007 4:30am
Sunday, September 23, 2007 at 12:32pm

Sunday September 23, 2007 4:30am: Yesterday, a few of us did 17.2 miles. Iron Mountain, Torrey Pines, and a walk through Del Mar. Combined total was 17.2, but it felt like it was over 20 and my body felt it and is feeling it. Iron Mountain at the start really beat me up. It took about an hour into Iron for my legs to start working and feeling right. The burn that my calves get at the start of Iron is painful. It’s a trip that my body is feeling this way, since I’m only 19, OH wait a minute, I’m 43. Hmmmm, maybe that’s why it takes a while to get kickstarted. Sometimes, MY mind thinks I’m in my 20’s, but my body is saying “dude, you have kids now, you’re not a young guy anymore”…..it took me a while to hear my body and to agree with it.

Iron was about 5.8 miles….Torrey Pines is about 3-4 miles I think, because at the end of Torrey Pines, my friend Yvonne said we were at 9 miles combined. Then after Torrey 10 us walked Torrey Pines to the Brigantine and back. 17.2 miles. FROM 6:09am to 3:15pm we walked and walked and walked.

Can I do the 3 day? Most likely. Can I do 20 miles 3 days in a row? Yes, I will, but it’s going to hurt. Doing 17.2 hurts this morning.

I’m up early to do Cowles Mountain at 7:45am and then I have to reach down in my soul and take a step towards my promise to myself and go to church. The Chargers play at 10am. Yes, I can make this an easy choice and use the Charger game as an excuse to say NEXT WEEK I will go to church. I was asked by someone to bring God in our lives and mass probably is at 11am at most places. SO, I’m going to get cleaned up after Cowles and take some Motrin and then head off to church. Maybe I can pray for a win today, because I want Favre to have a great year, but just not today.

I’m starting to get excited about Van Halen. Jerry and I leave Wednesday, so I see my kids Monday and hopefully Tuesday too. Seeing Van Halen in North Carolina will be fun. I can’t wait to hang with Jerry.

I was thinking about Van Halen and how Wolfie is playing bass and if Eddie will start drinking and partying again on tour and messing things up. I think the best thing Eddie did was put his son on bass. Eddie is not going to PLAY around with his son there. So, I hope and pray Wolfie knows how to really play bass and I hope Eddie shows his son that touring isn’t all about chick and drugs and booze.


how boring of a blog...

[Transplant]

wow...it's so quiet out there....chirp...chirp...chirp...chirp...

[Transplant]

Wow...FH went from Friday afternoon until sunday without a blog...36 whole hours! Wonder why he was so busy????:)

[Transplant]

Confirmation DGTQGP —Cancelled
Date Issued
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Unflown Value $0.00

Passenger Information

Party of (2)
TOMMY SABLAN
JERRY CESAK


So now that we know from FH's blog on Sunday that the trip is still on...Can "11LN" find the new reservation? Maybe we can all go down to the airport in our "FH & LBM" t-shirts and see them off?????

[shello]

Sunday September 23, 2007 4:30am
Sunday, September 23, 2007 at 12:32pm

Sunday September 23, 2007 4:30am: Yesterday, a few of us did 17.2 miles. BLAH,BLAH,BLAH...YADA,YADA, YADA,,, I hope Eddie shows his son that touring isn’t all about chick and drugs and booze.


how boring of a blog...

WHat is missing is any mention of Moochelle. Did she not get that he was joking around about music styles and breaking the engagement or is something else brewing? Hmmmm

[longcommute]

Sunday September 23, 2007 4:30am
Sunday, September 23, 2007 at 12:32pm

I was thinking about Van Halen and how Wolfie is playing bass and if Eddie will start drinking and partying again on tour and messing things up. I think the best thing Eddie did was put his son on bass. Eddie is not going to PLAY around with his son there. So, I hope and pray Wolfie knows how to really play bass and I hope Eddie shows his son that touring isn’t all about chick and drugs and booze.

Wow. That must explain how Tommy's been able to maintain such a chaste and sober lifestyle all these years--he has has kids around him to prevent him from "messing things up." At least, every other weekend and Tuesday and Thursday (or is that just Wednesday) afternoons. Because you know kids are in charge of their parent's behavior and also responsible for whether the marriage falls apart or not. :rolleyes: That last sentence is such a farce--I think he means that he hopes Wolfie can play well enough to match the original Van Halen sound, but the way he wrote it makes it sound so strange, as though Eddie's sobriety depends on how well Wolfie polices him and whether he does a good job playing bass or not. I really hope and pray Tommy's son skates well or Daddy will fall off the wagon and find another fiancee in a few weeks. Scary. Maybe I should use some of THE SECRET on Tommy and will him to be a man who is responsible for his own actions who also learns how to make better choices. I wrote it--universe heed me!

[cheekymonkey]

From Tummy's latest blog:

WE BOTH put on some shorts and some walking shoes and we both go for a walk together


Why oh why Lord do I have to have such images planted in my brain? I must go wash my eyeballs out and meditate so I can get that image out of my brain.
:gle:

[RowdyOne]

Sunday September 23, 2007 2pm
Sunday, September 23, 2007 at 4:59pm

Sunday September 23, 2007 2pm: Well, it all started one month ago today! I've never spent a day or night without her since the Stevie Wonder concert on August 23rd. Since then, we got engaged on the 24th and have been going strong ever since. It's funny because I was driving around yesterday in Escondido and I realized, I've known Michelle for less than 3 months and we're doing things together that most couples that have been together for 10 years STILL don't do. Hey, when you know you know, right?

It's about 30 minutes since the Charger game was over. I sat there stunned as Brett Favre through his 420 TD. My eyes were witnessing NFL history as my eyes were also witnessing a Charger loss that shoud've been a WIN. 1-2. YUCK! Chiefs then Broncos? Lets get out of these games 3-2. I'm still on the bandwagon from last year, but I have ONE FOOT off the truck to jump off the next loss. YES, I'm a bandwagon fan, but deservingly so, since I've been a Charger fan since the early 70's.

We went into the weekend thinking it was going to rain HARD on us. I was outside for most of the weekend and never had ONE DROP of rain on my head. Today, we did Cowles Mountain and it was the CLEAREST I've ever seen on top. You can see Tijuana and the Coronado Bridge really well. You saw everything. That Lake Murray area is pretty, really pretty. Doing Cowles, made my combined Saturday and Sunday walking mileage to 20.

17.2 on Saturday and 3 on Sunday!

My legs got beat up from yesterday. My left ankle is soar and my right calve feels like I pulled a muscle. I have Carla coming over to massage them both out.

I'm having a great day with Michelle. She's over here at the house cooking some "not too healthy, but great" food and we're just relaxing! It feels really good right now.
Michelle and I had a great talk last night and today about STUFF. The MONTH has gone by so fast, but it has been full of special memories. It feels good to just LET DOWN and talk instead of always having to work on major projects or stuff.

One thing that Michelle and I agreed on, was that if things ever got stressful or overwhelming, WE BOTH put on some shorts and some walking shoes and we both go for a walk together. We both agree that WALKING clears our minds and that it's the best thing to do if we're feeling a bit stressed.

I need to forget about the Chargers!

[insightbyjake]

Top ten items to be announced at Tuesday’s J & J press conference (as leaked to TMZ):

10. LBM is moving off the air and starting a Lippizzaner Rehab clinic for puffed-up-middle-aged dancing woman with a hankering for fermented liquid and an itch for nose dusting.

9. Jerry reveals he is indeed, gay and has been married for the past 12 years to Chris Crocker’s mom who is actually as female as Chris himself. Jerry's male-disguised wife has been going by the name of Pam, and is guilty of wearing thick, clown make-up, with gold lame, outfits.

8. Randy announces he is joining A.A.R.P. and getting married on the same day. He also will unveil his 5-year-plan to move out of his parent’s home. Sadly, he will also announce Debbie is pregnant with child -- only the child is short, fat, and has a tendency to hike 17.2 miles every Saturday, and tends to fall in love with, blonde addicts. (LBM breathes a sigh of relief and proclaims, "Thank God I'm a natural red-head!")

7. Delana comes out of the closet and announces she actually belongs to Mensa International. Months of playing LBM’s equal are revealed to be a fraud! (LBM goes on-line to see if she qualifies for Mensa and quits after the first question: “Only one other word can be made from the letters of INSATIABLE. Can you find it?”In an ironic twist, both the original word and its re-structured word apply to LBM: Insatiable becomes “banalities.”)

6. Jeff announces he has found a new dentist and is confident his mouth will no longer be referred to as a “chicklet-launcher.” (On a side note, Jeff, and his proclaimed below-the-belt-rocket-launcher, have been given exclusive rights to the "re-populate-Darfur" campaign sponsored by his church -- the Solana-Beach-We're-Better-Than-You Cause-We're-Rich-and-White-and-Jesus-Loves-Us-More-But-We-Pity-You-Cause-we-are-Better-than-you-Christians.

5. Little Tommy Sablan will be out for 4-6 weeks after undergoing Penoplasty. "Amused," writing in an anonymous blog, reacts, "It's too little, too late. It IS the size of the dog in the fight.....and his dog was Michael Vick'ed."

4. Tommy announces he was raised a poor child without a father, whose life was drastically changed from eating hot dogs and rice, and had to endure having 8 heroin-using-prison-serving-"brothers"-who-may-have-been-dealers-simply-living-in-the-house, while Tommy's mom tried to raise a rice-and-hot-dog-eating-family of poor kids who would have benefited from growing up anywhere but Chulajuana. Jerry says, “Awwww” 62 times. In the meantime, numerous, annoying white, middle-aged women call in with tears in their eyes to offer comfort.

3. LBM will be officially divorced February 13th, thus allowing her to not only report on, but participate in the mile of men. She will be man #16.


2. Michelle is revealed to be a plant and part of the show-gram. The kids she claimed to be hers were actually Tommy’s from his days when he would visit his “mother” in Chula Vista while married to Danell. “Michelle” is actually Larry Himmel. (A wig was essential, but all other body parts and facial expressions appeared without photo-shop editing.)


And the Number 1 item:

Jeff and Jer signed a new, two-year contract – their final contract as a team. Hundreds of bloggers crack open tequila bottles and party throughout the day until it is unexpectedly announced Jeff will continue on as a solo act with Tommy and LBM and Randy, until such time as each piece of crotch fruit he has sired from his stable of wives, graduates college. American Idol and Mossy Nissan sponsor the "It's all about the kids Decade of Stupid-Summer-Fun" event created by Jer, as he rides off on a Harley for the 'Laguna-Beach-Arts-Festival-for-Gay-Men-Who are-Married-but-Mask-it-but-fool-no-one-cause-they have-Cats-and-love-choo-choo-trains-and-are-Vegan-and-take-bubble-baths-while-reading-Archie-comic-books-and-get-mani/pedi's-and-say-'Awwwwww'-like-a-little-girl." Hank Bauer shows up to support the cause and make it seem like a real man loves Jeff and Jer.

Police later arrest Hank, when it is revealed he is actually a middle-aged-white-woman-with-tears-in-his-eyes who goes by the stage name of --- Ruth 66. Clear Channel authorities issued a "no-comment."

[Truth_Patrol]

Did anybody notice the FH mentioned church in his early morning blog, but didn't mention it in his afternoon blog? Hmmm ... did he not make it to mass today? I am sure it was just an oversight, since FH always tells the truth.

[mamasterls]

From this morning

Sunday September 23, 2007 4:30am
Sunday, September 23, 2007 at 12:32pm

mass probably is at 11am at most places.

...

He's been blah-ging all week about going to church, yet he has not bothered to find out what time services are? I wonder if he had even decided where to go when he wrote this.

Nope, I doubt he went today. :rolleyes:

[listener13]

From LardAss's blob:
It's funny because I was driving around yesterday in Escondido and I realized, I've known Michelle for less than 3 months and we're doing things together that most couples that have been together for 10 years STILL don't do.

Yes, like trying to find out what you don't have in common and what each of your middle names are? Come-on - who are you kidding, Tommy. You don't know this girl, she OBVIOUSLY doesn't know you - you each should look at the other's track record, get up and GET OUT.

I think he mostly likes her because she's not old enough to drink.:rolleyes: Seriously, Tommy - you're stealing from Jeff's wife-pool with this one.

[listener13]

Top ten items to be announced at Tuesday’s J & J press conference (as leaked to TMZ):

10. LBM is moving off the air and starting a Lippizzaner Rehab clinic for puffed-up-middle-aged dancing woman with a hankering for fermented liquid and an itch for nose dusting.

9. Jerry reveals he is indeed, gay and has been married for the past 12 years to Chris Crocker’s mom who is actually as female as Chris himself.

8. Randy announces he is joining A.A.R.P. and getting married on the same day. He also will unveil his 5-year-plan to move out of his parent’s home.

7. Delana comes out of the closet and announces she actually belongs to Mensa International. Months of playing LBM’s equal are revealed to be a fraud! (LBM goes on-line to see if she qualifies for Mensa and quits after the first question: “Only one other word can be made from the letters of INSATIABLE. Can you find it?”In an ironic twist, both the original word and its re-structured word apply to LBM: Insatiable becomes “banalities.”)

6. Jeff announces he has found a new dentist and is confident his mouth will no longer be referred to as a “chicklet-launcher.”

5. Little Tommy Sablan will be out for 4-6 weeks after undergoing Penoplasty.

4. Tommy announces he was raised a poor child without a father. Jerry says, “Awwww” 62 times. In the meantime, numerous, annoying white, middle-aged women call in with tears in their eyes to offer comfort.

3. LBM will be officially divorced February 13th, thus allowing her to not only report on, but participate in the mile of men. She will be man #16.


2. Michelle is revealed to be a plant and part of the show-gram. The kids she claimed to be hers were actually Tommy’s from his days when he would visit his “mother” in Chula Vista while married to Danell. “Michelle” is actually Larry Himmel.


And the Number 1 item:

Jeff and Jer signed a new, two-year contract – their final contract as a team. Hundreds of bloggers crack open tequila bottles and party throughout the day until it is unexpectedly announced Jeff will continue on as a solo act with Tommy and LBM and Randy, until such time as each piece of crotch fruit he has sired from his stable of wives, graduates college.

I think they're all going to announce that they're gay (except for Tommy, of course, 'cause he's a big 'ol macho man).....besides, men wouldn't want him.

[longcommute]

Sunday September 23, 2007 2pm
Sunday, September 23, 2007 at 4:59pm

It's funny because I was driving around yesterday in Escondido and I realized, I've known Michelle for less than 3 months and we're doing things together that most couples that have been together for 10 years STILL don't do.


What the hell does that mean? And how the hell would he know since he's never hit the 10 year mark with a marriage?

And Jake, I think your number 1 prediction is probably correct.

[listener13]

What the hell does that mean? And how the hell would he know since he's never hit the 10 year mark with a marriage?

And Jake, I think your number 1 prediction is probably correct.

He's still bashing Dannell - that's what he's doing. If I were her, I'd be noting all of these little nasty bashings that he does - but, then, Dannell is a sharp cookie.....she divorced him, right?

[eyeseeyou]

Can someone direct me to Davecains website? I can't seem to find it from a couple weeks ago. Thanks : )

[Trixie]

Jake You've made me laugh so hard today I had to come out of hiding.

Thought this was interesting, especially the timing:

From Public Records (Note the timing)
Filing Number: 2007-015062
Number of Businesses 2

Business Name(s) STAR FLIGHT
STARFLIGHT

Number Of Owners 1

Owner(s) CAIN DAVID ALLEN
Filing Date 4/25/2007


Expiration Date 4/25/2012
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Registered through: GoDaddy.com, Inc. (http://www.godaddy.com)
Domain Name: GOSTARFLIGHT.COM
Created on: 24-Apr-07
Expires on: 25-Apr-08
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So while LBM was in rehab for about a month, looks like he was already starting up a new business. Maybe thats why he filed for separation as soon as she got back-to protect this venture? Looks like the website is still in the process of being fully set up. Ok, thats my puny little contribution....

Hope this helps. Surfing Texan also had some stuff that was found. If you page back to Page 224/225 section, you can see a few other items that people found and posted. I don't know if the website is up, as I haven't tried it. I thought I would post this first. Good luck

[eyeseeyou]

Thank you Trix!! You guys are so good!!:cheers:

[Transplant]

why does FH always have to be pawing some woman? Their new promo pic is up on their website

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7381/jjpromographicnew924rx3.th.jpg (http://img209.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jjpromographicnew924rx3.jpg)

[Transplant]

Monday September 24, 2007 7am: Good morning! Okay, my body is much better. I was hurting yesterday after doing Saturday and Sunday's walks. Doing the 17.2 miles Saturday did get to me the next day. I got a massage after the Charger game yesterday and she took out all the knots and stuff and I feel really good now. I feel much better about doing the "20, 20, 20" in November. I need to get with Channel 8 to get the team email list and to think about some fundraisers for the TEAM to get on board officially and to raise money for what the walk is all about. Mattie, the person I am walking for is such a great person. She emails from time to time with updates on how she is and what she's been doing. Mattie is a survivor! Channel 8 is doing a story on her this week on the news.

I forgot to mention this week that I went to PETCO PARK for the very first time on Friday. Michelle's brother in law had a birthday party in the bleacher seats at centerfield. It was fun! The whole time I kept on thinking, I need to take my kids there. For some reason, baseball wasn't a big sport to play in my family. We were into football, basketball, and track. Baseball never was a big deal to me, but being at Petco it sure felt like FAMILY. Family and kids can go to a Padre game, but freaks and friends go to Charger games.

Speaking of the Chargers! CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's all I want to say about the game!

I was watching CNN this morning before I went to work and I saw something that I saw over the weekend that made national news. I didn't realize that this was a big deal, but the 10 of us that walked Del Mar Saturday saw FUNNEL CLOUDS around Dog Beach. There's pictures in my little photo gallery. I also saw Steve Finley's home in Del Mar and it was "bright green" so I emailed him last night asking him about his house and he emailed me back with a funny answer to why it was green now. It involved "tequila"…..Kind of funny.

My mom! I got an email the other day from someone that said some mean things to me about me. What do you want to bet he's referring to OregonGirl!!!!I laughed to myself as I read it because the person was trying so so hard to offend me. From calling me FAT (which doesn't offend me) to calling me a "mama's boy"……Now, calling me a mama's boy at a time when my mom's health is not at it's best, actually makes me PROUD. Does this person think I'm going to get offended that he or she thinks I love my mom too much? Does this person think that I see my mom too much during this period in her life? Well, I can NEVER love my mom too much and I cannot see her enough. So, if you are telling me in the year 2007 that I'm a mama's boy, WELL I absolutely am!!!!!!

My kids: I see the kids today. It's fun to see how Eddie is acting with his girlfriend. He really likes her in a good innocent puppy love way, but what he is going to feel one day that I'm not looking forward to and everyone goes through it, is the hurt you get when you breakup with someone! Man, that really hurts and I hope I teach my son how to respect girls Amused! This is scary!!!!! and treat them right and to also handle it well when they do break up with this puppy love thing they are going through. Yeah, like you handled it well when you got your divorce and when you broke up with the girl who ended up filing a restraining order against you???? Yes, Eddie is only 10, but I was a victim of puppy love at 10 too.

Well, I think I'm all caught up. I leave for Charlotte Wednesday afternoon. Wednesday night will be the first time I won't be with Michelle in over a month. Now, you can send me an email calling me wooped! :)

[swedishbolt]

why does FH always have to be pawing some woman? Their new promo pic is up on their website

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/7381/jjpromographicnew924rx3.th.jpg (http://img209.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jjpromographicnew924rx3.jpg)

Where do you see this on the website? It's not on the page that comes up for the J/J showgram when I go to their site?

[Transplant]

Where do you see this on the website? It's not on the page that comes up for the J/J showgram when I go to their site?

Wow, it was there when i popped over to their website at 7 am...it was the 1st thing in the right corner (below the banner).

I see they put the old picture of just J&J back in there! Wonder why they pulled it off so fast...

[swedishbolt]

Wow, it was there when i popped over to their website at 7 am...it was the 1st thing in the right corner (below the banner).

I see they put the old picture of just J&J back in there! Wonder why they pulled it off so fast...


Guess it must have frightened someone! Or maybe they decided it wasn't airbrushed enough.... :)

[RowdyOne]

why does FH always have to be pawing some woman? Their new promo pic is up on their website
Maybe they pulled it after reading Transplant's comment about FH with his fat arm around Delana!!

[11ListenerNot]

I found their airline reservation. Nice chunk of change for first class travel, huh? Gee, I wonder who's footing the bill!


Party of (2) Dividend Miles # Ticket # Seats change
TOMMY SABLAN 03771368726731 4A, 1D
JERRY CESAK 03771368726742 4C, 1F


Contact Information
Contact Name Day Phone Destination Phone
TOMMY SABLAN (858) 485-5757


Passenger Itinerary
Depart Arrive Flight # and Details
1:05 PM 26 Sep 2007
San Diego, CA 8:33 PM 26 Sep 2007
Charlotte, NC Flight: 936
Class: First Airbus A321
On-Time: 50-60% Meal: Lunch
Travel Time: 4 h 28 m
9:50 AM 28 Sep 2007
Charlotte, NC 12:04 PM 28 Sep 2007
San Diego, CA Flight: 1483
Class: First Airbus A321
On-Time: 80-90% Meal: Lunch
Travel Time: 5 h 14 m

Summary (2 Passengers)
Base Fare $3,363.72

[Transplant]

Maybe they pulled it after reading Transplant's comment about FH with his fat arm around Delana!!

OR MAYBE....Moochelle saw it and said "no"!

[mamasterls]

Wow, good job! 3k for plane tickets!:thud:

Is that his home or cell phone number?

[Transplant]

LBM was asking listeners and the rest of the spewgram on where she should go on her vacation that (i think) is coming up later this week. She was boo hoo hooing about not having a friend to go with! But atleast she said that she needed to be back by Tuesday to be with her kids.

So she hasn't/won't have the kids for this coming weekend? That'll be 2 weekends in a row with no kids..wonder if she only has them 1 wkend a month?

[Transplant]

Wow, good job! 3k for plane tickets!:thud:

Is that his home or cell phone number?

that's the phone number for BOBBIES TRAVEL TOURS & CRUISES in Carmel Mtn Ranch....

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Is that his home or cell phone number?

"Bobbie's Travel, may I help you?" is how they answer the phone at that number....

I sure wish I had 1/10th of what they paid for that airfare...can you imagine what they must have paid for concert tickets and then for cabs, hotel, etc.?

Must be nice to be "just one of us"...

[11ListenerNot]

I think he mostly likes her because she's not old enough to drink. Seriously, Tommy - you're stealing from Jeff's wife-pool with this one.
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I hope you're joking, have you looked at her hands?!

Jake, that post last night was probably your best!

[Transplant]

Laura's Diary, September 24th, 2007

Dear Diary,

It's crazy how quickly my day can turn from light and happy to deeply sad and hurtful in a blink of an eye. It happened this morning. And, how weird that it happened right after we did the "make yourself cry" bit. It was minutes later that I was sobbing in our office. what a pyscho case

It's unbelievable how can spend your life with someone and one day find out you didn't really know this person at all. Gee, do you think DaveCain is thinking this exact same thing about you? It's amazing to me how clueless or heartless, I can't decide which, a person can be. It's moments like this that I have to reach down deep in my soul and summon up all the strength I have left to keep my thoughts and my words to myself. It's really very hard sometimes. Sounds like DC has really kicked her to the curb for good

Onto lighter things….I cannot wait until tonight when my programs, as my grandma used to say, are on. Heroes, Dancing With The Stars, The Bachelor…. Whoops..she slipped back into her "shallowness" mode again

Speaking of Dancing With The Stars, I finally got some pictures back from my big dance show a few weekends ago.

Click here to see them!!!

See you tomorrow, Diary.

[11ListenerNot]

LBM was asking listeners and the rest of the spewgram on where she should go on her vacation that (i think) is coming up later this week. She was boo hoo hooing about not having a friend to go with! But atleast she said that she needed to be back by Tuesday to be with her kids.
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I heard part of that too, and had to turn it off. She was acting pathetic. What's wrong with just doing stuff around San Diego? We have great weather, and there's always something to do. I guess "big deals" have to travel the world

[Transplant]

LBM was asking listeners and the rest of the spewgram on where she should go on her vacation that (i think) is coming up later this week. She was boo hoo hooing about not having a friend to go with! But atleast she said that she needed to be back by Tuesday to be with her kids.
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I heard part of that too, and had to turn it off. She was acting pathetic. What's wrong with just doing stuff around San Diego? We have great weather, and there's always something to do. I guess "big deals" have to travel the world

And spend their money on stupid stuff but not be able to afford a $3 frozen yogurt for their kids!

[wonkatania]

This Is From Laura's Dance Thing:

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/cc-common/mlib/3372/09/3372_11906530084.jpg

[Mom2ThreeBoys]

Ummmm, is something inappropriate showing? And no, I'm not just going for the obvious joke.

[Wabbitsd]

ewww. I think there is, Mom23...and wasn't there an old joke about her in a picture from college...sorority pic or something, where the same thing was happenin?...

[Jer]

Ummmm, is something inappropriate showing? And no, I'm not just going for the obvious joke.

I'm thinking Elaine's Christmas card.....

Seriously though, is that a boob job or is that what happens after you stop doing meth (Sorry, I mean alcohol. I'm sure Laura's never done anything worse than drink a little too much 2 buck chuck).

[BecInCA]

Let me NIP this in the bud: it sure looks like a breast augmentation occurred sometime while she was away this spring. And yes, I thought of Elaine's Chrstmas card storyline from Seinfeld as well. Also, a similiar thing happened to Rachel on Friends when she was wrapped in a loosely crocheted blanket with nothing on underneath. My it's nippy today...