San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread

[insightbyjake]

That ENTIRE station is a train wreck including their leader! I called and tried to have him contained by their GM but as you can see he doesn't have any control over his staff. Your employees are only as good as their leader, that isn't saying much for the Star staff is it? :dead:

A train wreck is ordered and sequential. The first car falls off...then the next...then the next....in a nice, understandable sequence.

What we have here is a Clusterf**k. Things fall apart according to a perfect schedule of incompetence. The "Star staff?".... wow, an assorted, horrlble, blend of deluded, self-absorbed, clusterf*cks!!!!

Here is a sample that shows clearly, how FH is NOT a leader.......

Here is a leader....here is a Gunnery Sergeant.....



"I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls where checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner. That is until some suckhead writes home mama and says he dipped his wick in the Republic of South Vietnam. Then the **** hits the fan. A committee of congressmen who ******* to ******* who couldn't make a beer fart in a whirlwind, start telling your basic-ass-in-the-grass, Marine " No more shore time."
We respond in true Marine Corps fashion: We salute, do an about face, double time back to the boom-boom garbage dump where we get the clap, and the drip, and the crabs and a generally poor attitude towards the female of the speices. War is hell, boy. That's a fact! "

Radio is hell.....marrying radio people, is a fate worse than death

[insightbyjake]

Ok, how can we meet up without posting the info on here where Fat A$$ can see it and come stalk us and write down our IP addresses and weights? I already know what Jake and Boris look like in my imagination, and I'm sure that you all have me pictured as the drop-dead-gorgeous-Big-Deal that I am. We could go to a Mensa convention; surely we'd be safe there because there is no way on earth anyone from the Spewgram could pass as smart. I'm not an organizer, but if some smarty on here figures out how to organize a meet-up, let me know!

What Jake "looks like" v. What Boris "looks like" Imagination Contest?

Boris wins!!!!!
Jake is nothing but an older, wanna-be!

Mensa convention? Maybe. Only if they ask about Descartes' revision of Anselm's Ontological Argument for the Existence of God.

Otherwise....I'm on-line finding out how Britney lost the kids......Step 1: Look up "commando" photos of Britney out on the town.

P.S. It is important to note, in arguing an Ontological Existence..... like Francisco Suárez, his most immediate scholastic predecessor, Descartes sides with the proponents of a rational distinction between essence and existence.

Gotta fetch a drink.....remember...Rehab is for Quitters!!!

[OneKidOneDogMom]

"Cabot Detrow, a cook at G. Michael's Bistro & Bar in German Village, noticed the strawberries' absence. He normally features them in ice cream or as strawberry shortcakes but has only used them to garnish dishes with a bit of color this year."

This must be Jeff's grown son - I never knew he was a cook...??? Maybe he can fly out and give Tummy & LBM some cooking lessons :)

[TJLuv]

TJ, I kinda like him too. Why, way back when he was between wives, I'm certain he looked directly at me while I was listening to the fellow demonstrate those overpriced blenders he is so fond of. I know, I know. It's something I am trying to work through.

But I now kinda like JOHN BELMONT. But to maintain cattiness, I must point out how the side of his mouth droops. I'm afraid he's going to have or has had a mini stroke.

Anyone able to contribute pictures of Jeff's OTHER Brother? You know, the one who goes to see "...Whitney Houston!!!"

Rowdy, no Belmont is not the gay brother. I can't remember his name, but I think he's a hairstylist in Detroit(?)


Wabbit thank you for the laugh!!! :-)

[SDReadhead]

[QUOTE=insightbyjake]Mensa convention? Maybe. Only if they ask about Descartes' revision of Anselm's Ontological Argument for the Existence of God./QUOTE]

No, that's too dry. If we are going to talk about ideas from Cantebury, I'd rather discuss Cantebury Tales. If we want to make sure FH and LBM get through the door, we can keep the discussion in Middle English. I get to be the Wife of Bath! Oops, I mean Wyf of Bathe.

[shello]

Jeff's brother John or Jon is actually a pretty well-respected network radio new guy. I love how serious he is.

And TJ, it is okay for you to like Jeff...really.

****Also, did anyone receive a glossy promo piece in the mail from Star? I did about 2 weeks ago and don't know how it came my way. We only bought this house in January so I am perplexed as there is very little history that assocaites my name at this address. I certainly have not signed up for anything related to the radio station. Maybe it was the IP address sleuths.

[11ListenerNot]

Hey FH, put your kids first and boot the addict
-----------------------------------------------------------
On one of the tubbytube episodes, I heard him half tell Laura that when he moves, she should come also. Yikes.

I agree with pq, his blob last night was trash. Same old, same old, repeating everything every blob. And, after eating at McDonald's, In and Out, and sashimi, he says he's not eating anything else today?? Good grief, no wonder he's gained the weight. I never eat three FULL meals a day!

[11ListenerNot]

I really wonder when Mooch works?? It seems like she's with FH during the days most of the time. Either she works part time (I didn't know there were part-time jobs with the courts), or she can come and go as she pleases (doesn't make sense)!

Also, I think we should suggest to FH that he try out for the show America's biggest loser! I'm sure they would love to have that "big deal" on the show! Think how the ratings would go up!
hee hee

[Wabbitsd]

If we WERE to do a meeting, we would probably have to do the inviting by Private Messaging. Jake could probably come up with a questionnaire to weed out the lackeys.

[WhoMe]

****Also, did anyone receive a glossy promo piece in the mail from Star? I did about 2 weeks ago and don't know how it came my way. We only bought this house in January so I am perplexed as there is very little history that assocaites my name at this address.

Shello the day you bought your house your name and address were recorded for public record...and you should have gotten tons of "personally" addressed junk mail for blinds, carpet, swimming pools, towel boys and water softeners. Okay...no towel boys. I got the same glossy.

I attempted an episode of Tummy Tube (they one where Evan just wants attention) and could not begin to complete. Does Laura EVER leave her hair alone? Anyone notice Tummy paid more attention to her "precious baby" than she did? They looked like a couple of losers with the TV on slouched down on the sofa. I kept expecting one of them to holler for a beer. Oh, sorry, that would be a ROOT beer of course.

Laura needs to get her own place. Time to grow up. I cannot imagine mooching off a friend who offered me a place in a time of need for three months! Of course he hasn't said "GET OUT" he's your friend...but get a life. You can't have his place because Moochy belongs there now. Aye aye aye.

[zodiac]

Ok, how can we meet up without posting the info on here where Fat A$$ can see it and come stalk us and write down our IP addresses and weights? I already know what Jake and Boris look like in my imagination, and I'm sure that you all have me pictured as the drop-dead-gorgeous-Big-Deal that I am. We could go to a Mensa convention; surely we'd be safe there because there is no way on earth anyone from the Spewgram could pass as smart. I'm not an organizer, but if some smarty on here figures out how to organize a meet-up, let me know!

Count me in!! I'd love to meet all the peeps that entertain me everday. :love2:

[shello]

I attempted an episode of Tummy Tube (they one where Evan just wants attention) and could not begin to complete. They looked like a couple of losers with the TV on slouched down on the sofa. I kept expecting one of them to holler for a beer. Oh, sorry, that would be a ROOT beer of course.

Laura needs to get her own place. Time to grow up. I cannot imagine mooching off a friend who offered me a place in a time of need for three months! You can't have his place because Moochy belongs there now. Aye aye aye.

Not only do I envision FH and Laura yelling out for (root) beer as they lounge, err live, on the coach, but I see their very own vendors (a la Padres games) stopping by and selling to them while they sit on the couch. Pizza! hot dogs! soda! As Big Deals....WHY NOT!?!??!

And yes, Laura does need her own place. Then THAT could be her focus as she gets Bardon cabinets installed, tells tales of the cute workers who come by the house, and does a Mapquest of where the liquor stores are for her to "field trip" with her kids where they buy scratchers, chips and soda. And then head down the street where they pawn yogurt money off a 14 year-old girl who just got paid from her first babysitting gig.

[Halinn]

In the time I have been following the Tubby nightmare....I have found out so much about my marriage....My husband is a pathological liar, alcoholic, abuser and I need out!!! Does anyone know a good attorney? I have been so intrigued by this thread and the Tubby blogs because it has helped me to sort through the issues in my marriage....and the type of man I chose to marry. I thank everyone who has helped me find my inner strong woman:)

[surfing_texan]

Here is a leader....here is a Gunnery Sergeant.....



"I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls where checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner. That is until some suckhead writes home mama and says he dipped his wick in the Republic of South Vietnam. Then the **** hits the fan. A committee of congressmen who ******* to ******* who couldn't make a beer fart in a whirlwind, start telling your basic-ass-in-the-grass, Marine " No more shore time."
We respond in true Marine Corps fashion: We salute, do an about face, double time back to the boom-boom garbage dump where we get the clap, and the drip, and the crabs and a generally poor attitude towards the female of the speices. War is hell, boy. That's a fact! "


Ok Jake...my husband (Marine) is currently deployed and called a few minutes ago to check in, and I read him this post. I think he now wants to fight Boris for you. (I know it's from Heartbreak Ridge, but I don't know any civilian who has the whole thing memorized!)

Were you a Marine?

[surfing_texan]

He says he had sashimi and edamame with Laura. I thought LBM was in Sedona?

Also, his goal weight is 185? Does anybody know how tall he is? My husband is 6'3 and weighs between 185 and 190. I'm 5'11 and weigh 125-130 on a non-pregnant day. I'm figuring FH to be 5'7 (which might be too generous)...so a 5'7 male would probably have to weigh around 150-160 to be in "normal" range. Is this correct? At his current weight, he has a BMI of 33 which puts him in the "severly overweight" range, and makes him a candidate for Gastric Bypass Surgery

[boris85]

FH and LBM have no problem leaving the NA / AA dvd's running on the television all day and night for the kids to view. Vanessa complains that LBM is always sprawled out in the family room with a bag of chips and her 12 step video blaring on the big screen. NA / AA pamphlets littered in the cars and in the house. Why any child has to be a party to that is beyond me. I told my kids, "she is very ill" Can you imagine having to describe what drugs look like to protect your children while they are visiting their Dad? It's beyond me... the stupid decisions he makes to boost his ego to be a "really great guy". Hey FH, put your kids first and boot the addict. Why he allowed it is beyond me. Now he is seeing much less of his kids due to his own poor choices.

Laura is the ultimate in disgusting - the official mayor of Loserdom. She had a problem with drugs and booze (among other things) - we get it. Instead of moving on, she let's this define her - and because of this, she will never escape it. In other words, she is an addict who happens to be named Laura; not a woman named Laura who used to have a problem with addiction.

[surfing_texan]

I have an idea, on Halloween, we will dress up as Mooch, LBM, and FH drive to the street they live on and trick or treat..

FH and LBM will have eaten all the candy before we could get there.

[mamasterls]

"He says he had sashimi and edamame with Laura. I thought LBM was in Sedona?"

LBM had to be back on Tuesday because she was supposed to get her kids back that day.

I guess we'll have another diary entry to "enjoy" soon!

[yourmama]

[QUOTE=surfing_texan]He says he had sashimi and edamame with Laura. I thought LBM was in Sedona?
/QUOTE]
...Good Eye! and interesting! I also have thought that LBM and FH were hooking up and using Moochele as a front ala Carwash girl

[DeeTroit]

He says he had sashimi and edamame with Laura. I thought LBM was in Sedona?

Also, his goal weight is 185? Does anybody know how tall he is? My husband is 6'3 and weighs between 185 and 190. I'm 5'11 and weigh 125-130 on a non-pregnant day. I'm figuring FH to be 5'7 (which might be too generous)...so a 5'7 male would probably have to weigh around 150-160 to be in "normal" range. Is this correct? At his current weight, he has a BMI of 33 which puts him in the "severly overweight" range, and makes him a candidate for Gastric Bypass Surgery Texan, he's a short little sh**, I'm 5'4" and when he walked by during a jingle ball I was wearing short heels (2") and I was at least a couple inches taller than he was. Let me know if you guys decide to meet up.

[Wabbitsd]

Halinn...hey, the attorney LBM is using is the same one Amused used in her divorce...That might be a good source.

Seriously, I'm sorry you have found yourself where you are, but hope the future is so much better for you.

Dee...are you sure it was Fathead? Did he sidle up to you and say something like "Follow the Yellow Brick Road?" or maybe "We represent the Lollipop Guild?"

[YoungAmerican]

Anyone know where in La Jolla Jerry lives? He might need to stay in Tahiti.

[Daisy CA]

Ok, how can we meet up without posting the info on here where Fat A$$ can see it and come stalk us and write down our IP addresses and weights? I already know what Jake and Boris look like in my imagination, and I'm sure that you all have me pictured as the drop-dead-gorgeous-Big-Deal that I am. We could go to a Mensa convention; surely we'd be safe there because there is no way on earth anyone from the Spewgram could pass as smart. I'm not an organizer, but if some smarty on here figures out how to organize a meet-up, let me know!

OK, how does this sound? We decide on a date and time, but not list the place. Then, one designated person can pick a place (centrally located) and privately send a message to one member, who then sends a private message to the next, and on down the line (maybe alphabetically?). If enough people have a problem with the location we can try a new one. Let's NOT pick Torrey Pines, Cowles Mountain, or Iron Mountain! Will this work???

[mamasterls]

Anyone know where in La Jolla Jerry lives? He might need to stay in Tahiti.

I just heard part of Mt Soledad is sliding down.

FH hasn't been hiking in that neighborhood, has he???

[DeeTroit]

Dee...are you sure it was Fathead? Did he sidle up to you and say something like "Follow the Yellow Brick Road?" or maybe "We represent the Lollipop Guild?"

Wabbit, Uh, yeah he left a slime trail behind him. He looked a lot like this: http://sunbulli.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/jabba.jpg

Young American: latitude 32.83249, longitude -117.26112.
Name, Occupation, Employer Contribution Address Distance
Jerry and Cesak
writer/artist
self DNC
$250 1750 El Paso Real
La Jolla, CA 92037 0.00 miles
32.83249
-117.26112
Pamela Cesak
CONSULTANT
Self employed John Kerry
$250 1750 El Paso Real
La Jolla, CA 92037 0.00 miles
32.83249
-117.26112

[Wabbitsd]

LOL! I think we need a FH sighting to make sure he isn't damaging La Jolla!

It's Soledad Mt. Road, just over Desert View--kinda across Hwy 5from Costco. I would venture a guess that Jerry's house is overlooking Ardath Road, but it's just a guess. And yes, I am old school about road/street names. As well as school names (I went to Collier Junior High, later renamed "Correia" to appease snobby Pt. Lomans. Not that I carry a grudge about such stuff...

[Transplant]

OK, how does this sound? We decide on a date and time, but not list the place. Then, one designated person can pick a place (centrally located) and privately send a message to one member, who then sends a private message to the next, and on down the line (maybe alphabetically?). If enough people have a problem with the location we can try a new one. Let's NOT pick Torrey Pines, Cowles Mountain, or Iron Mountain! Will this work???


Just don't pick a date before the 15th of October! Between my out of town plans and Amused's daughters wedding on the 14th....we'd miss out!!!!

[wanky]

****Also, did anyone receive a glossy promo piece in the mail from Star? I did about 2 weeks ago and don't know how it came my way. We only bought this house in January so I am perplexed as there is very little history that assocaites my name at this address. I certainly have not signed up for anything related to the radio station. Maybe it was the IP address sleuths.

Shello, me too. I, like you, wondered how they got my address but I figured when I signed up to be a star freeloader (I might as well get freebies from them since the Spewgram isn't doing much for me) I must have entered all this info. I really don't remember. Does anyone know if you have to give out this information to sign up?

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Count me in - I'm available evenings and weekends! I'll have to find a babysitter (or bring my very well behaved kid with me!)

I'm so glad I found this thread - you guys have given me more laughs in the past 5 months than anyplace else I've found on the web!!!

[DeeTroit]

In case anyone is nosey like me and wants the gory details:

1750 El Paso Real LA JOLLA CA 92037
6 beds, 7.5 baths, 9,124 sq ft;

ZESTIMATE™: $3,519,189

Value Range: $3,167,270 - $4,223,027
30-day change: -$78,374
Last updated: 09/11/2007

Recent sale and tax
Sold 09/15/1995: $1,570,000*
2007 Property Tax: $21,097

Zillow won't let me copy the picture or I'd add it.

[Sapphie]

Is this our very own Moochelle?....It's from ipetitions.com but I can't find the date of the petition.....



23 Michelle Neuenswander CA I really think it's unfortunate, in this day and age, where the whole world is trying to keep kids out of trouble, that we are taking away the staples of their childhood; riding bikes, scooters, and skateboards. I'm sure that even the management at R&V can appreciate their own memories of those innocent times in life, where simple pleasures, like riding your bicycle with your little friends, stand out in your mind as your favorite pastimes. This apartment complex is full of energetic, sweet kids, who want nothing more than to play outside. There isn't a playground for them to utilize, tennis courts don't do much for a 3-year old, and pool season will be over very shortly. What does that leave for these little people? I'm very happy with every other aspect of our living arrangement at Santee Villas. I've never seen such a great group of neighbors, who are so concerned with creating frienships and a very safe and protective environment for children and adults alike. I know that that is a shared sentiment. I agree that R&V is running a business. But it sure seems to me that you get a lot more bees with honey...Why not create a positive environment for everyone. It makes good business sense for your establishment to keep, otherwise responsible tenants, happy. Not to mention, you would be making a lot of children (and their parents) very happy. I hope that someone will acknowledge the concerns that we are all feeling, and help work with us on a resolution that will accommodate everyone's best interests.

[Wabbitsd]

SANTEE VILLAS???!!!

ohmylord.

not that there is anything wrong with living in Santee....but she has a monster SUV, now she's at FH's with the skatboard ramp....maybe THAT was what she was after all along!!

Here's a review from a Santee Villa resident...maybe they were talking about Moochie's rugrats!!!

"Annoying Neighbors
From: -Anonymous-
Date posted: 10/12/2005
Years at this apartment: 2005 - 2005

The apartment building is old. The kitchen smells and the countertops are horrible (they peel when you put a plate down that has hot food in it), I think they are painted on. The most annoying thing is the walls are very thin. I can hear my neighbor snoring at night. The neighbor below makes noise complaints all the time against us (even at 3:00pm)for playing music below standard noise level. Even though most of the complaints are obsurd, management keeps telling us to keep the noise down, even if the tenant below has a habit of complaining for everything. We are already quiet and scared to even talk. You can hear everything, total lack of privacy. Allthough staff are kind, they lack the ability to reason and find solutions to problems."

[wanky]

LBM had to be back on Tuesday because she was supposed to get her kids back that day.

I guess we'll have another diary entry to "enjoy" soon!

I want to hear how the night went with her kids on Thursday night. Do you remember how she mentioned she was going to spend the night with her 3 kids (chips included) while waiting for Dave to come home at 2 AM. I'm sure LBM pretended to be asleep when Dave got there so she wouldn't have to leave before the crack of dawn. If I were Dave, I would have wanted her out as soon as possible.

[YoungAmerican]

Geez, what do they need with a 6 bedroom house??? Oh yeah, they have like a 100 cats! http://www.zillow.com/HomeDetails.htm?zprop=16852008

[Sapphie]

[QUOTE=Wabbitsd]SANTEE VILLAS???!!!

ohmylord.

not that there is anything wrong with living in Santee....but she has a monster SUV, now she's at FH's with the skatboard ramp....maybe THAT was what she was after all along!!



Like I said Wabbit...I can't find out when that petition was from but she only mentions a three year old so maybe it's from a long time ago...or, she doesn't have her older two kids all the time. I thought she lives in Escondido now?

[Layla]

Geez, what do they need with a 6 bedroom house??? Oh yeah, they have like a 100 cats! http://www.zillow.com/HomeDetails.htm?zprop=16852008

I live in a six bedroom. Now, I have children and FIL living with us, but still. If it was just me and my hubby, I'm sure I could find something to do with each room...craft room, separate offices, two guest rooms, that'd do it :)

[surfing_texan]

I live in a six bedroom. Now, I have children and FIL living with us, but still. If it was just me and my hubby, I'm sure I could find something to do with each room...craft room, separate offices, two guest rooms, that'd do it :)

I live in a 7 bedroom house, with a husband, 3 kids, a 4th on the way, 3 dogs, and family visiting often from out of state. When it was just the 2 of us, we had a 2 bedroom. As far as I know, the prissy pair don't have family or friends visit often...so maybe each 1 of their cats has their own room? Seems like a whole lot of wasted space to me...much like their brains.

[Wabbitsd]

It probably is our own favorite hoochie-hoochie. You know how she says on her little blurb about THE SECRET! that she doesn't want to talk about the past? well, somebigealbody like her won't be trumpeting from the rooftops that she lived in Santee Villas.

[pax]

where area of SD do 6 and 7 bedroom homes exist? I live along the I-8 corridor, full of older houses from the 1920s on up. I'm curious where these large houses exist, besides La Jolla.

[surfing_texan]

where area of SD do 6 and 7 bedroom homes exist? I live along the I-8 corridor, full of older houses from the 1920s on up. I'm curious where these large houses exist, besides La Jolla.

I'm over in Cardiff

[Layla]

where area of SD do 6 and 7 bedroom homes exist? I live along the I-8 corridor, full of older houses from the 1920s on up. I'm curious where these large houses exist, besides La Jolla.

I'm out in Otay Ranch/Eastlake area. There's a ton of them out here.

[LisaP]

Count me in!! I'd love to meet all the peeps that entertain me everday. :love2:

Me too. Depending on the time and location, I would love to come chat.

[newgal]

I would love to come meet everyone as well but with work and home responsibilities I am afraid I might not be able to! But give me the info just in case!

[DeeTroit]

It's Hoochie Moochie:

She mentions her Ex Jason on her powerful intentions page, these are all the other people associated with him:

NEUENSWAANDER, JASON D (Age 36)

Associated names:

NEUENSWALDER, JASON D
NEUENSWANDER, JASON D
NEVENSWANDER, JASON D
LA MESA, CA
SANTEE, CA
EL CAJON, CA NEUENSWANDER, MICHELLE R (Age 35)
NEUENSWANDER, HEIDI J
NEUENSWANDER, IRVIN L
NEUENSWANDER, TROY J (Age 38)
NEUENSWANDER, JUDY MARIE (Age 57)
NEUENSWANDER, IRVIN L (Age 59)

[pax]

Personally, I'd like to keep this thread completely in virtual reality. I enjoy you guys but I don't need to meet you. :)

[CrystalDoll]

Count me in!! I'd love to meet all the peeps that entertain me everday. :love2:

Me too please!:)

[Alpinemaps]

I live in a 7 bedroom house, with a husband, 3 kids, a 4th on the way, 3 dogs, and family visiting often from out of state. When it was just the 2 of us, we had a 2 bedroom. As far as I know, the prissy pair don't have family or friends visit often...so maybe each 1 of their cats has their own room? Seems like a whole lot of wasted space to me...much like their brains.

:gle:

You have 3 kids, with the 4th on the way, *and* your husband is deployed? Wow. And I'm trying to figure out how my wife and I are going to handle the one we have on our way (she's 24 weeks, btw). Well, good job to you and your husband.

[loriraesd]

Personally, I'd like to keep this thread completely in virtual reality. I enjoy you guys but I don't need to meet you. :)

I'm with you, Pax, I'd rather stay virtual..... no offense to y'all, but sometimes this world is better than the real one out there!

[loriraesd]

I'm with you, Pax, I'd rather stay virtual..... no offense to y'all, but sometimes this world is better than the real one out there!

Pax, I hope that doesn't mean we'll be blackballed!

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Pax, I hope that doesn't mean we'll be blackballed!

Nah, but we will talk about you behind your back ;)

Virtual or real life, you guys all are the best!

[wonkatania]

In case anyone is nosey like me and wants the gory details:

1750 El Paso Real LA JOLLA CA 92037
6 beds, 7.5 baths, 9,124 sq ft;

ZESTIMATE™: $3,519,189

2007 Property Tax: $21,097

Zillow won't let me copy the picture or I'd add it.

Here it is:

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/5449/jerryshousemx2.jpg

[loriraesd]

Gee, I hope the Cesaks don't come home from vacation to their property sitting at the bottom of the hill - anyone know if they are near the landslide that happened in La Jolla this morning?

[TJLuv]

Is this our very own Moochelle?....It's from ipetitions.com but I can't find the date of the petition.....



23 Michelle Neuenswander CA I really think it's unfortunate, in this day and age, where the whole world is trying to keep kids out of trouble, that we are taking away the staples of their childhood; riding bikes, scooters, and skateboards. I'm sure that even the management at R&V can appreciate their own memories of those innocent times in life, where simple pleasures, like riding your bicycle with your little friends, stand out in your mind as your favorite pastimes. This apartment complex is full of energetic, sweet kids, who want nothing more than to play outside. There isn't a playground for them to utilize, tennis courts don't do much for a 3-year old, and pool season will be over very shortly. What does that leave for these little people? I'm very happy with every other aspect of our living arrangement at Santee Villas. I've never seen such a great group of neighbors, who are so concerned with creating frienships and a very safe and protective environment for children and adults alike. I know that that is a shared sentiment. I agree that R&V is running a business. But it sure seems to me that you get a lot more bees with honey...Why not create a positive environment for everyone. It makes good business sense for your establishment to keep, otherwise responsible tenants, happy. Not to mention, you would be making a lot of children (and their parents) very happy. I hope that someone will acknowledge the concerns that we are all feeling, and help work with us on a resolution that will accommodate everyone's best interests.

I thought she was living in escondido?

[texasmommy]

I would LOVE to meet up, but you'd have to have the meeting in Texas!!

[wanky]

TJLuv, Sapphie couldn't find the date of this petition. I'm assuming this was from awhile back when she was still scheming on how she can trap some dude with a fat head to give her a big house, and a mercedes. This was about the time she had first heard about THe Secret which led her to Seau, the news guy (can't remember his name) and now Tummy.

[wanky]

Wednesday October 3, 2007 noon
Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 3:24pm

Wednesday October 3rd, 2007 noon: I woke up excited this morning about my new goal of losing weight! I stopped eating last night at 6:00ish and felt “not full”, so I jumped on the scale and weighed in at 204. DOWN 7 pounds from 24 hours before, BUT yes it is deceiving. YESTERDAY, I weighed in with clothes on and after eating a couple of egg mcmuffins and sausage mcgriddles, so yesterday I was at a FULL 211. Today, I was naked and nothing in my stomach for over 12 hours, so I weighed in at 204……So, I’m sticking with 204 as my true weight. WHICH means I gained a good 10-14 pounds since I met Michelle in July. It’s all in my tummy and face.

I’m finally excited about this! Before when I wanted to get back in to it, I was feeling like it was a chore. NOW, I feel that sense of FUN again with it. I’m having fun going to a restaurant this morning like we did and just ordering FRUIT and water and egg whites no butter no oil. I love it. When you get full from eating like that, it doesn’t bring you down and depressed and sleepy. I’m full right now, but it feels good like it will go away in a minute or two.

I apologize to you for getting off track over the last few months with my eating. I do have an obligation to you and to myself by not getting back to 244 again. YES, 244. Isn’t that amazing!

It’s funny how I can walk with someone at Torrey Pines and tell them about what I did in March and April and give them great advice to lose weight and workout, but not practice what I preach. I have to practice what I preach. I do feel guilty that I gained weight when I am trying to get in shape for the 3 day. I can make so many excuses and say that I’m happy and all that, but in reality and the fact of the matter is: I got lazy and I ate too much!

Oh well, but it sure feels good to say that and admit that, but also feel good about DOING something about it and trying and believing I can do it again! I will do it again and I am doing it again! Like, I already can’t wait for tomorrow morning to weigh in, because I think it will be less than 204 tomorrow.

All I need is my will to want to eat correctly. I also need my friends that I walk and hike with all the time. I can really use Bikram Yoga too! One thing I want to do more during the day is to walk alone. I love walking with friends, but when you walk alone and there is nothing but your thoughts, it’s really powerful. There’s a lot going on in my life and I can use some walking alone to just gather my thoughts and be a better person for my children, my family, my friends, and Michelle.

Once again, I’m sorry I lost track of my goals, but here’s to the next time we jump on a scale!

[wanky]

From FH's blog: "after eating a couple of egg mcmuffins and sausage mcgriddles"

WHAT! He ate 2 mc muffins and a sausage mcgriddles and now he's down 7 pounds? It's either he's lying or he broke his scale because he's way too heavy

[Himmie]

Here is the last half of mapquest directions to Jer's house. He does have to get on Soledad. I haven't heard any of these streets mentioned as being in trouble though.

8: Turn RIGHT onto SOLEDAD MOUNTAIN RD. 2.9 miles Map

9: Turn LEFT onto LA JOLLA SCENIC DR S. <0.1 miles Map

10: Turn RIGHT onto NAUTILUS ST. 0.9 miles Map

11: Turn LEFT onto MUIRLANDS DR. 0.3 miles Map

12: Turn SHARP LEFT onto EL PASO REAL. 0.2 miles Map

13: End at 1750 El Paso Real
La Jolla, CA 92037-6354, US

[plutoboy7]

I'm over in Cardiff

Barbara Lee! Damn... is that you girl!

[MissThany]

Today, I was naked

Ack! Ack!
MY EYES, MY EYES!!

[wanky]

Ack! Ack!
MY EYES, MY EYES!!

Miss Thany, I never posted I was naked....that was Tummy!
I know what you meant though.

[wanky]

Miss Thany, I never posted I was naked....that was Tummy!
I know what you meant though.

Ooops! sorry, I didn't see the title.....but I agree, YUCK!

[11ListenerNot]

Today, I was naked and nothing in my stomach for over 12 hours
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Picture that visual, uggh:dead:
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YESTERDAY, I weighed in with clothes on and after eating a couple of egg mcmuffins and sausage mcgriddles, so yesterday I was at a FULL 211. Today, I was naked and nothing
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omg, why oh why would you even admit to eating ALL of that??
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I apologize to you for getting off track over the last few months with my eating. I do have an obligation to you and to myself by not getting back to 244 again.
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Why do you have an obligation to anyone but yourself? Why don't
you just do something about it and quit writing in you blobs constantly about your weight? Actions speak louder than words.

How many of you think he will back out of the 3 day?

[wonkatania]

Gee, I hope the Cesaks don't come home from vacation to their property sitting at the bottom of the hill - anyone know if they are near the landslide that happened in La Jolla this morning?


It was not really a landslide, it was more like a sinkhole. It went something like this (Jerry's House):

http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/4678/jerryssinkholeqw3.gif

[zodiac]

It was not really a landslide, it was more like a sinkhole. It went something like this (Jerry's House):

http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/4678/jerryssinkholeqw3.gif

Wonk, you are too much!!

[Smitty]

From FH's blog: "after eating a couple of egg mcmuffins and sausage mcgriddles"

WHAT! He ate 2 mc muffins and a sausage mcgriddles and now he's down 7 pounds? It's either he's lying or he broke his scale because he's way too heavy


Don't forget about his workouts with Moochele(if you know what I mean)

[wanky]

Don't forget about his workouts with Moochele(if you know what I mean)

LOL! A minute of bumping and grinding is not considered a workout..if you know what I mean!

[Smitty]

Geez, what do they need with a 6 bedroom house??? Oh yeah, they have like a 100 cats! http://www.zillow.com/HomeDetails.htm?zprop=16852008

Don't forget he also has an elevator in his house. I believe it's 3 stories. At over 9,000 square feet it's 5 times the size of my place and I house twice as many people as he does. I wonder if residental elevators require the same maintenance permits as commercial ones do. I never hear him talk about having an elevator inspector coming over to his house. Not sure if anyone can zoom in far enough on the house but he has his very own brick oven in the backyard just to make pizzas with.

I also heard he owned his own business and it had to do with selling or manufacturing shoes. He's never mentioned it on the air and I believe the rest of the showgram has been sworn to secrecy on it.

[Layla]

I just saw this picture and had to laugh. I don't know if it's been posted before, I don't recall ever seeing it.

http://www.gregssandbox.com/wocr/wocr4.jpg

[Wabbitsd]

Wonk!!! outstanding!

What is totally amusing about FH's view of his "diet" is it seems like he thinks in terms of volume: the weight of the food that goes into his yawning gap there goes in and then when he gets up in the morning, somehow it disappears. Very strange.
And somehow, like a gallon of ice cream only weights, say, a pound, so if he consumes the entire gallon, he can only gain a pound, but rationalizes some of it off as say, water weight.

I had to snort at the two of them GOING TO A RESTAURANT to order water and fruit. oh, and "egg whites." there you go. like between the two of them, they couldn't cut up fruit and scramble eggs and have a nice meal at home. honest to goodness. Is his refrigerator filled to the gills with beer?

I think I know why Bardon wants these kinds of losers to pimp out their stuff...they will never use it, so it won't show the normal wear and tear that real people might have.

I'm up for meeting folks. I belong to some other boards, mostly gardening kinds of things, and have met some of those folks, and have made some wonderful friends across the country. Y'all are my kind of people, and I personally think you can never have too many good people in your life. You can have waaay too many creepy folks, even if you have just one, but good people, not a problem.

[Wabbitsd]

Ah, the elevator probably isn't that big a deal. But I bet they do have it inspected--probably on a big deal service contract to the stars. I mean, he has a physician on a big deal service contract to the stars, why not an elevator?

I have a trivia kind of question...anyone know if he still has rabbits? That was one of the things that always made me think kinder thoughts about him.

[insightbyjake]

Ah, the elevator probably isn't that big a deal. But I bet they do have it inspected--probably on a big deal service contract to the stars. I mean, he has a physician on a big deal service contract to the stars, why not an elevator?

I have a trivia kind of question...anyone know if he still has rabbits? That was one of the things that always made me think kinder thoughts about him.

I think it was "rabies."

Hence the eyes-held-open-with-a-toothpick-plastic-surgery-look.

His wife, on the other hand has "man-titus." This is the dreaded illness otherwise known as "Brandon-Teena-Syndrome." It can only be cured by borrowing make-up from Pinto Colvig.

[lafrancaise]

New poster-please be kind,
Jerry & Pam just bought a new home right across the street from their old one. New address as posted in SD Transcript:
1747 El Paso Real
Closed escrow 08/27/2007
Purchase price $4,250,000
5 bedroom, 5 1/2 baths
3,762 square feet
Old residence is at 1750 El Paso Real, currently listed but don't know sales price.

[boris85]

Anyone know where in La Jolla Jerry lives? He might need to stay in Tahiti.

I heard - guess Tummy decided to pay a visit to the house while Jer was gone - just enough to "tip" the scale.

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/metro/20071003-1447-bn03slide3.html

[boris85]

Today, I was naked and nothing in my stomach for over 12 hours
-------------------------------------------------------------
Picture that visual, uggh:dead:
--------------------------------------------------------------
YESTERDAY, I weighed in with clothes on and after eating a couple of egg mcmuffins and sausage mcgriddles, so yesterday I was at a FULL 211. Today, I was naked and nothing
-------------------------------------------------------------
omg, why oh why would you even admit to eating ALL of that??
---------------------------------------------------------------
I apologize to you for getting off track over the last few months with my eating. I do have an obligation to you and to myself by not getting back to 244 again.
------------------------------------------------------------
Why do you have an obligation to anyone but yourself? Why don't
you just do something about it and quit writing in you blobs constantly about your weight? Actions speak louder than words.

How many of you think he will back out of the 3 day?

He is a living Umpa Lumpa. I am 6' 2" and weight 180. He's a lard*#@ That is certainly not muscle weight. That's called good old fashioned carna asada lardita.

[GirlfromOR]

In case anyone is nosey like me and wants the gory details:

1750 El Paso Real LA JOLLA CA 92037
6 beds, 7.5 baths, 9,124 sq ft;

ZESTIMATE™: $3,519,189

Value Range: $3,167,270 - $4,223,027
30-day change: -$78,374
Last updated: 09/11/2007

Recent sale and tax
Sold 09/15/1995: $1,570,000*
2007 Property Tax: $21,097

Zillow won't let me copy the picture or I'd add it.

Damn... I know I don't live in San Diego any more, but geez! His property tax each month is more than my entire mortgage including tax and insurance! I knew I left for a reason!

[SadSadSad]

I also heard he owned his own business and it had to do with selling or manufacturing shoes. He's never mentioned it on the air and I believe the rest of the showgram has been sworn to secrecy on it.

Yeah, it's a business for women like Laura and men like Pam who have huge feet but still want to wear stillettos. I think it's called Tranny Designs by Jer. The good thing is the shoes can be donated to orphanages to be used as baby cribs.

[SadSadSad]

Nah, but we will talk about you behind your back ;)

Virtual or real life, you guys all are the best!

I will be sending my invisible elves in my place. They are much more fun than me.

[GirlfromOR]

Ok, so he's a total liar. He cannot lose 7lbs over night on the **** he eats every day. He will never lose weight and keep it off because his whole "hand full of nuts and a few sips of gatorade" diet is not healthy and he has proven that he cannot stick with it. I think he's at least 20-30lbs heavier than he tells us. He's still missing the point even w/ his healthy breakfast. He said he ate until he got full, but that is not necessary. I could stuff myself, but I don't. Gorging yourself on eggwhites is still gorging yourself, still overeating.

[SadSadSad]

From FH's blog: "after eating a couple of egg mcmuffins and sausage mcgriddles"

WHAT! He ate 2 mc muffins and a sausage mcgriddles and now he's down 7 pounds? It's either he's lying or he broke his scale because he's way too heavy

Okay, so I have mentioned before that I've got some cushion for the pushing, but good lord, a couple of McD's heartattacks in a wrapper for breakfast????? Even this baby who got back couldn't pull that off. No human can. He is a walking garbage can.

[11ListenerNot]

I thought maybe Laura came back on Tuesday so that they would film the latest episode of Tummytube. Well, it doesn't look like that's going to happen. They've spared us, folks, at least for a week!

[YoungAmerican]

It’s all in my tummy and face.

First off, you do not have a "tummy". Let's call it like it is, you have a FAT GUT! Your whole head is FAT, not just your face, hence the nickname FatHead!

[iamsheens]

I'm so disguisted by FH's eating habits...all that McDonalds...blah its a wonder he hasn't had his arteries clog from the crap he eats....

Im sorry but he can work out to his heart's content but if your eating crappy than your going backwards....just because you work out doesn't mean your healthy....thats why he will struggle to loose weight....and its weird that his weight changes so often...he must be lying....he should just take the "big deal" way of loosing weight and go get lyposuctions...it'd spare us from having to hear about his struggles and what not....

If he were smart he would meet with a nutritionist but we know that wont happen...

[surfing_texan]

:gle:

You have 3 kids, with the 4th on the way, *and* your husband is deployed? Wow. And I'm trying to figure out how my wife and I are going to handle the one we have on our way (she's 24 weeks, btw). Well, good job to you and your husband.

I'm 24 weeks too! (Due Jan 17) Congratulations...do you know what you're having?

[eyeseeyou]

Me too please!:)
Count me in!!!!

[insightbyjake]

I'm 24 weeks too[Alpinemaps]! (Due Jan 17) Congratulations...do you know what you're having?

Tommy' Blog....24 weeks ago.....

"Whew! I'm exhausted! Lots of fun though as I found new hikes!

I met some great folks -- ESPECIALLY two fine people. One from ALPINE and one from TEXAS......."


Things that make you go, "Hmmmmm?"



P.S.

SDReadHead....no reply to the "Brandon Teena/Pam Cesak/Pinto Colvig" reference?

Sigh....:disa:

[insightbyjake]

I'm 24 weeks too! (Due Jan 17) Congratulations...do you know what you're having?
Please God, don't let her say an FH zygote.....Please God don't let her say, an FH zygote.....Please God, don't let her say an FH zygote.......Please God, don't let her say an FH zygote........Please God, don't let her say an FH zygote.........Please God, don't let her say an FH zygote.......Please God, don't let her say an FH zygote.....Please God, don't let her say an FH zygote.......BANG!


Jake...2007....R.I.P:cry:

[insightbyjake]

He will never lose weight and keep it off because his whole "hand full of nuts and a few sips of gatorade" diet is not healthy and he has proven that he cannot stick with it.

Au Contraire,

Replace "full of," with "on his"
and the pounds will melt away......

Of course, the visual is another issue...

[insightbyjake]

He is a living Umpa Lumpa. I am 6' 2" and weight 180......

Is that....clothed? Just wondering......?

Not that there's anything wrong with 184 with jeans...and boots.....and a wife-beater.....and a hard-hat..........

(Y.M.C.A.....it's fun to be in the Y.M.C.A....)

Gotta go!!!! The wife is coming up the stairs!!!

[surfing_texan]

Tommy' Blog....24 weeks ago.....

"Whew! I'm exhausted! Lots of fun though as I found new hikes!

I met some great folks -- ESPECIALLY two fine people. One from ALPINE and one from TEXAS......."


Things that make you go, "Hmmmmm?"



P.S.

SDReadHead....no reply to the "Brandon Teena/Pam Cesak/Pinto Colvig" reference?

Sigh....:disa:

Interesting...however...definitely not me. Although I have (unfortunately) met the FH...though not recently

[surfing_texan]

Please God, don't let her say an FH zygote.....Please God don't let her say, an FH zygote.....Please God, don't let her say an FH zygote.......Please God, don't let her say an FH zygote........Please God, don't let her say an FH zygote.........Please God, don't let her say an FH zygote.......Please God, don't let her say an FH zygote.....Please God, don't let her say an FH zygote.......BANG!


Jake...2007....R.I.P:cry:

I'm pretty sure AlpineMaps said his wife is pregnant, so I assumed Alpine to be a male? I'm having another girl who will never even know of FH's existence if I can help it!

[Alpinemaps]

Tommy' Blog....24 weeks ago.....

"Whew! I'm exhausted! Lots of fun though as I found new hikes!

I met some great folks -- ESPECIALLY two fine people. One from ALPINE and one from TEXAS......."


Things that make you go, "Hmmmmm?"

I don't get freaked out about the Tummy IP stalking thing, but that's freaky!

But, not me. Although, I think that might have been when I first started posting here. Texan, when did you first start posting here?

Definitely not me. My wife will tell you I'm a slug that sits on the computer. I'm not about to break a sweat!


I'm pretty sure AlpineMaps said his wife is pregnant, so I assumed Alpine to be a male? I'm having another girl who will never even know of FH's existence if I can help it!

Well, you never know. We might be one of those couples...not that there is anything wrong with that :)

But, no. I'm a guy.

[wonkatania]

He is a living Umpa Lumpa. I am 6' 2" and weight 180. He's a lard*#@ That is certainly not muscle weight. That's called good old fashioned carna asada lardita.


Yes, he is an Oompa Loompa:


http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/5228/tommyommpakj4.gif

[surfing_texan]

I don't get freaked out about the Tummy IP stalking thing, but that's freaky!

But, not me. Although, I think that might have been when I first started posting here. Texan, when did you first start posting here?

I registered in June for this site...but there was that glitch that didn't let people post right away...so I don't know if my first post was in June or July

[MissThany]

[QUOTE=Not So Little Tummy Sablan]
It’s all in my tummy and face.
[QUOTE]

Why didn't he say stomach? He's talking like a toddler.
Was "tummy" a hello to us?

[YoungAmerican]

P.S.

SDReadHead....no reply to the "Brandon Teena/Pam Cesak/Pinto Colvig" reference?

Sigh....:disa:

Pam the transsexual clown. Nice way to roll her into one quick description. That picture of her posted here pages back will haunt me forever!

[insightbyjake]

Pam the transsexual clown. Nice way to roll her into one quick description. That picture of her posted here pages back will haunt me forever!
That...


was....


awesome!

[YoungAmerican]

:agree:

[gossipgurl]

Wabbit, Uh, yeah he left a slime trail behind him. He looked a lot like this: http://sunbulli.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/jabba.jpg

Young American: latitude 32.83249, longitude -117.26112.
Name, Occupation, Employer Contribution Address Distance
Jerry and Cesak
writer/artist
self DNC
$250 1750 El Paso Real
La Jolla, CA 92037 0.00 miles
32.83249
-117.26112
Pamela Cesak
CONSULTANT
Self employed John Kerry
$250 1750 El Paso Real
La Jolla, CA 92037 0.00 miles
32.83249
-117.26112

Here is info on this address from zillow.com:

1750 El Paso Real LA JOLLA CA 92037
6 beds, 7.5 baths, 9,124 sq ft;

ZESTIMATE™: $3,519,189

[gossipgurl]

In case anyone is nosey like me and wants the gory details:

1750 El Paso Real LA JOLLA CA 92037
6 beds, 7.5 baths, 9,124 sq ft;

ZESTIMATE™: $3,519,189

Value Range: $3,167,270 - $4,223,027
30-day change: -$78,374
Last updated: 09/11/2007

Recent sale and tax
Sold 09/15/1995: $1,570,000*
2007 Property Tax: $21,097

Zillow won't let me copy the picture or I'd add it.

Oops...just saw this post!

[Jammie J.]

Count me in!! I'd love to meet all the peeps that entertain me everday.

Ohhhh! Me, too, also depending on time & location. Cuz, you know, I'm a Big Deal up in The OC... :hihi:

[SadSadSad]

Gotta go!!!! The wife is coming up the stairs!!!

Glad to see you're sticking to the first rule of Drama Club.

[Trixie]

F2F = Face 2 Face, meet up, get together, etc.

I'm up for it. My suggestion would be to have it during the shlowgram. While they are on the air, make a quick email chain to meet at the assigned day and the location will be the last bit of into to be dispersed, but it will not be anywhere near the studio, for obvious reasons.

We will have to use fight club rules, of course.

We know they are on vacation this week, so we have time to plan.

Perhaps during a bit when they are giving away tickets at the malls, we can meet in the Zoo parking lot. Just saying.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Yes, he is an Oompa Loompa:


http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/5228/tommyommpakj4.gif

I'm just catching up tonight and just have to say that I want to nominate Wonk for an Academy Award for Special Effects!!!

This one is too funny - I actually choked on my beer!

Good job, Wonk!! :cheers:

[OneKidOneDogMom]

F2F = Face 2 Face, meet up, get together, etc.

I'm up for it. My suggestion would be to have it during the shlowgram. While they are on the air, make a quick email chain to meet at the assigned day and the location will be the last bit of into to be dispersed, but it will not be anywhere near the studio, for obvious reasons.

We will have to use fight club rules, of course.

We know they are on vacation this week, so we have time to plan.

Perhaps during a bit when they are giving away tickets at the malls, we can meet in the Zoo parking lot. Just saying.

But what about us poor working stiffs that can't get away mid-day? There's got to be a way we can arrange to meet without the spewgram infiltrating our ranks....

Y'all are smart cookies - someone will figure it out! Just let me know when and where and I'll do my best to be there....

[Village Idiot]

From FH's blog: "after eating a couple of egg mcmuffins and sausage mcgriddles"

WHAT! He ate 2 mc muffins and a sausage mcgriddles and now he's down 7 pounds? It's either he's lying or he broke his scale because he's way too heavy

It's called Ex-Lax.

[SDReadhead]

P.S.

SDReadHead....no reply to the "Brandon Teena/Pam Cesak/Pinto Colvig" reference?

Sigh....:disa:

I'm so sorry!!! I had a curriculum meeting in Los Angeles today and just got home a little while ago. It was remiss of me to greet my husband and kids before checking the boards, and I promise I will never get my priorities mixed up again. But that's not the only thing I have to be ashamed of! Ok, Jake, prepare to be disgusted with me. Are you ready? I have to confess that while I knew that Pam Cesak and Pinto Colvig share DNA, I had to google Brandon Teena. I'm ashamed of myself for not keeping my knowledge of murdered transexuals (not that there is anything wrong with that) up to date. :eek2:

[shello]

I was just looking at the photos (J&J website) of FH and JerK on their hedonistic Van Halen getaway. True to form is JerK acting uninvolved and unapproachable as usual. He has got to be a bastard to work with.

On the other hand, wow...Simon Lebon and John Taylor. Now they are something else!!!

P.S. Where's Jeff's blog? Am I missing it? It was supposed to start weeks ago.

[insightbyjake]

I was just looking at the photos (J&J website) of FH and JerK on their hedonistic Van Halen getaway. True to form is JerK acting uninvolved and unapproachable as usual. He has got to be a bastard to work with.

On the other hand, wow...Simon Lebon and John Taylor. Now they are something else!!!

P.S. Where's Jeff's blog? Am I missing it? It was supposed to start weeks ago.

Notes on photos:

Apparently, Van Halen issued a rule that the only people who could attend their concert were slightly-out-of-shape-white-over-45-slightly-balding dudes who could make that cool "hook-'em-horns," symbol with their right hand, held above their head.

Additional points were given if they had 4 or 5, 16-ounce-Karl-Straus-beverages previously driven into their bloated faces, and a long-sleeved shirt, with cuffs rolled-up, untucked, to affect the contemporary, "I may be old, but I still got my sh*t together, cause I can wear a shirt untucked with my 36 x 32 'loose-fit' jeans."

Reports indicate only 15,472 white guys fit the requirements at this particular concert.

P.S.
FH and Jer(k) earned special points for attending while earning (ironically-named) "first-class" points. "Hip" and "Groovy" were retired upon their departure.

[insightbyjake]

Glad to see you're sticking to the first rule of Drama Club.

#1 - The first rule of Drama Club is, you do not talk about Drama Club.

:cheers:

[insightbyjake]

I have to confess that while I knew that Pam Cesak and Pinto Colvig share DNA, I had to google Brandon Teena. I'm ashamed of myself for not keeping my knowledge of murdered transexuals (not that there is anything wrong with that) up to date. :eek2:

Confess???!! That you knew Pinto Colvig was remarkable.
How many "Bozo-the-clown" lovers are there out there?

Extra credit for attending a curriculum meeting. Was this a tycoil curriculum meeting -- built upon the constructivist approach which proposes that children learn best via active engagement with the educational environment? Or perhaps a John Franklin Bobbitt workshop wherein, the curriculum is seen as a social engineering arena?

Just wondering where our tax-dollars go as we train bright people in anachronistic philosophies.

[Wabbitsd]

"the curriculum is seen as a social engineering arena?"

I'm so sick of that crapola. All this time I thought it was all a mistake or a coincidence. Now thanks so much, I know it's intentional.

wonk, I also agree you deserve the highest honors for your clips and graphics.

I wouldn't be surprised if FH were trying to make a reference to folks here. But he has no way to find out who you folks really are. Just note that the two of you have locations mentioned in your screen names. If he starts mentioning Rome, NY or Roswell, NM (yes, Rod Serling, in the 50's and my Dad was in the AF) where I have lived before moving here, we can all start worrying. But not for long. I'll send one of my alien friends (aka SadSadSad's invisible elves) to take care of bidness on him.

[Alpinemaps]

And remember who we're talking about here...FH. If it were someone smarter, then they'd know how to find any one of us. But this is FH we're talking about. I'll just leave a could McGridles on the porch, and rest easily.

[feefifofum]

I'm so sorry!!! I had a curriculum meeting in Los Angeles today and just got home a little while ago. It was remiss of me to greet my husband and kids before checking the boards, and I promise I will never get my priorities mixed up again. But that's not the only thing I have to be ashamed of! Ok, Jake, prepare to be disgusted with me. Are you ready? I have to confess that while I knew that Pam Cesak and Pinto Colvig share DNA, I had to google Brandon Teena. I'm ashamed of myself for not keeping my knowledge of murdered transexuals (not that there is anything wrong with that) up to date. :eek2:

I usually have to google at least one name/reference from each of jake's posts.:stupid:

[Alpinemaps]

I usually have to google at least one name/reference from each of jake's posts.:stupid:

Does Jake = Dennis Miller?

[loriraesd]

Jake definitely raises our game here.... my mind has a tendency to gloss over with some of his intellectual quips, but it's all good..... rock on, Jake! Keeping me on my toes...:gle:

[Texasgirl]

Tommy' Blog....24 weeks ago.....

"Whew! I'm exhausted! Lots of fun though as I found new hikes!

I met some great folks -- ESPECIALLY two fine people. One from ALPINE and one from TEXAS......."

SDReadHead....no reply to the "Brandon Teena/Pam Cesak/Pinto Colvig" reference?

Sigh....:disa:

It wasn't me, either. I have never written the show and only met them once a long time ago. I saw Laura and some other morning show people (don't know who) back in 2000 when I first moved here. I just remember she was pregnant, and the station was set up under the PB roller coaster. People had to sit inside of a car to try to win it.

[11ListenerNot]

Thursday October 4, 2007 9am: I’m down to 202 and feeling really good about this! 2 days ago, I heard some promising news about things that had nothing to do with working out that made me want to jump on a scale to see how much I weighed. It was right after a BIG BIG meal at McDonald’s and I jumped on that scale thinking that IRON MOUNTAIN, COWLES MOUNTAIN, AND TORREY PINES would BLOCK any weight gain even if I was eating “bad”. So, there I was with my ego as big as the room jumping on that scale 2 mornings ago and the weight that was displayed was 211 pounds (on a very full stomach and lots of root beer)…..I jumped off that scale DEPRESSED and feeling like a fool because I gained weight over the last several weeks. I knew I was gaining, but it never was “official” until I saw it with my own eyes and my own scale. IT HURT! I sat down and thought for a few minutes and then realized, “HEY, IT’S ALL PART OF THE JOURNEY, NOW GET BACK INTO IT FAT BOY”……So, I did!

I ate correctly instantly! FOR ME eating right is fruit, veggies, no butter no salt, ONLY WATER, sashimi, edamame, egg whites no butter no oil and some raw almonds and sea weed salad OH YEAH GREEN TEA is okay for me too….This is all I’ve been doing OH YEAH and salad JUST the leaves and Italian dressing…..

I immediately went into this plan and did a Bikram Yoga class and stopped eating anytime from 6-7pm.

THE NEXT morning (yesterday) I weighed myself first thing in the morning and weighed in at 204. 211 to 204 is not possible, but the 211 was because I was on a full stomach. So, 204 was an empty tummy weigh in.

THIS MORNING at 8:09 I jumped on the scale and I weighed 202…….I stopped eating yesterday at 5pm. I ate really well yesterday and I ate a lot, but it was sashimi and lots of water and a couple of raw nuts.

So, today I’m getting a massage, then going for a walk by myself, then doing Bikram Yoga. So far today, I ate a green salad with no dressing after I weighed in.

I’m still NOT SKINNY (I’m forever CHUBBY), but it’s all okay, because when I look in the mirror, I see ME as going mathematically DOWN now in weight. I’m not eating bad thinking that weekend walks will cancel out gaining weight (which is so far from the truth for me)…..

I’m happy about this, I really am. I’m glad I was able to SEE FOR MYSELF that I was going back to the “fat side” and I’m correcting it. FAT in my opinion is MORE than just the weight. FAT is also a state of mind. I know so many HEAVY people right now that are kicking butt with their goals and their exercise and they are in a HIGH from it all that is so cool. THEY look in the mirror just LIKE I AM today and feeling good because they know they aren’t going to eat that cheeseburger today and they’re going to sweat today and tomorrow, even if it’s just a .000001 of a pound, it’s going to get them even closer to their dream and goals.

So, today I’m at 202….I know for a fact that tomorrow I will be at 201 or more……I know it, because I can feel it and it feels really good!

[boris85]

No mention of Jer's casa. Also heard there was a major tofu recall - bad day for Jer (aka Gaylord) and his man-wife Sam, I mean Pam. Do we know what Jeff is doing on vacation? Probably in Tennessee, sitting on a rotting porch, drinking alcohol-free moonshine (yeah right), and whittling Jesus statues for Krusten's family to sell on the side of the road.:gle:

[shello]

For **** sakes, I am tired about hearing of Tommy's unhealthy weight loss plan. It's not gorge. stuff, binge and then hike, sweat and kill yerself. You know the saying...."Slow and steady wins the race?" He needs to do it the right way. He might want to try Weight Watchers, though he needs to know that Jenny McCarthy won't be at his meetings.

Has he been to a doc to make sure his levels are good and all of that? And then what was up with the hiking twice a day in the 100 degree heat? At that time I emailed him to tell him to be careful with all of his walkers and to have plenty of water because dehydration can be serious. My dad was in the ER last year (6 mos after mom died) with all of the symptoms of a stroke. I was a wreck. It turned out he needed water but his body started "shutting down" and it was scary.

So, what I am saying is that FH needs to put some thought in how he is going about this. But he won't because he tends to gloss over the process to get to the result so he can move on to the next thing. Like a fiancee-in-a-day and Laura's hordes of probs are fixed after a short time in rehab.

By the way, instead of fiancee, Moochelle should call Tommy financier as that is exactly what he is.

[shello]

No mention of Jer's casa. Also heard there was a major tofu recall - bad day for Jer (aka Gaylord) and his man-wife Sam, I mean Pam. Do we know what Jeff is doing on vacation? Probably in Tennessee, sitting on a rotting porch, drinking alcohol-free moonshine (yeah right), and whittling Jesus statues for Krusten's family to sell on the side of the road.:gle:

Later on the Baldwin Sisters are coming by so they can learn about The Recipe all the while a Tammy Wynette song is playing in the background:chef: and the BBQ is readying for a Road Kill Mixed Grill. mmmmmmmm, tasty!

[DreamerGal]

No mention of Jer's casa. Also heard there was a major tofu recall - bad day for Jer (aka Gaylord) and his man-wife Sam, I mean Pam. Do we know what Jeff is doing on vacation? Probably in Tennessee, sitting on a rotting porch, drinking alcohol-free moonshine (yeah right), and whittling Jesus statues for Krusten's family to sell on the side of the road.:gle:

Boris, you make me laugh out loud! :bow:

[DreamerGal]

Yesterday, Oregon Girl said: "Ok, so he's a total liar. He cannot lose 7lbs over night on the **** he eats every day."

Today, FH's blog says: "So, there I was with my ego as big as the room jumping on that scale 2 mornings ago and the weight that was displayed was 211 pounds (on a very full stomach and lots of root beer)…..

"THE NEXT morning (yesterday) I weighed myself first thing in the morning and weighed in at 204. 211 to 204 is not possible, but the 211 was because I was on a full stomach. So, 204 was an empty tummy weigh in."

He's listening to you, Oregon Girl ...

I wonder if he has this site in his favorites list ... comes here first and is inspired to write the current installment of his blog?:winkie:

[CrystalDoll]

Thursday October 4, 2007 9am: I’m down to 202 and feeling really good about this! 2 days ago, I heard some promising news about things that had nothing to do with working out that made me want to jump on a scale to see how much I weighed. It was right after a BIG BIG meal at McDonald’s and I jumped on that scale thinking that IRON MOUNTAIN, COWLES MOUNTAIN, AND TORREY PINES would BLOCK any weight gain even if I was eating “bad”. So, there I was with my ego as big as the room jumping on that scale 2 mornings ago and the weight that was displayed was 211 pounds (on a very full stomach and lots of root beer)…..I jumped off that scale DEPRESSED and feeling like a fool because I gained weight over the last several weeks. I knew I was gaining, but it never was “official” until I saw it with my own eyes and my own scale. IT HURT! I sat down and thought for a few minutes and then realized, “HEY, IT’S ALL PART OF THE JOURNEY, NOW GET BACK INTO IT FAT BOY”……So, I did!

I ate correctly instantly! FOR ME eating right is fruit, veggies, no butter no salt, ONLY WATER, sashimi, edamame, egg whites no butter no oil and some raw almonds and sea weed salad OH YEAH GREEN TEA is okay for me too….This is all I’ve been doing OH YEAH and salad JUST the leaves and Italian dressing…..

I immediately went into this plan and did a Bikram Yoga class and stopped eating anytime from 6-7pm.

THE NEXT morning (yesterday) I weighed myself first thing in the morning and weighed in at 204. 211 to 204 is not possible, but the 211 was because I was on a full stomach. So, 204 was an empty tummy weigh in.

THIS MORNING at 8:09 I jumped on the scale and I weighed 202…….I stopped eating yesterday at 5pm. I ate really well yesterday and I ate a lot, but it was sashimi and lots of water and a couple of raw nuts.

So, today I’m getting a massage, then going for a walk by myself, then doing Bikram Yoga. So far today, I ate a green salad with no dressing after I weighed in.

I’m still NOT SKINNY (I’m forever CHUBBY), but it’s all okay, because when I look in the mirror, I see ME as going mathematically DOWN now in weight. I’m not eating bad thinking that weekend walks will cancel out gaining weight (which is so far from the truth for me)…..

I’m happy about this, I really am. I’m glad I was able to SEE FOR MYSELF that I was going back to the “fat side” and I’m correcting it. FAT in my opinion is MORE than just the weight. FAT is also a state of mind. I know so many HEAVY people right now that are kicking butt with their goals and their exercise and they are in a HIGH from it all that is so cool. THEY look in the mirror just LIKE I AM today and feeling good because they know they aren’t going to eat that cheeseburger today and they’re going to sweat today and tomorrow, even if it’s just a .000001 of a pound, it’s going to get them even closer to their dream and goals.

So, today I’m at 202….I know for a fact that tomorrow I will be at 201 or more……I know it, because I can feel it and it feels really good!


Oh my dear lord, he seriously needs to stop saying the same thing in every blog...I know this is digusting, but it's necessary:puke:

[Wabbitsd]

honestly. he can "feel the weight loss coming on." seriously. is he high on cocaine?

[MissThany]

honestly. he can "feel the weight loss coming on." seriously. is he high on cocaine?

Maybe he needs to excuse himself to the bathroom.
But I don't think that counts as losing weight.

[Sapphie]

Tommy's blog:

"I’m still NOT SKINNY (I’m forever CHUBBY), but it’s all okay, because when I look in the mirror, I see ME as going mathematically DOWN now in weight. I’m not eating bad thinking that weekend walks will cancel out gaining weight (which is so far from the truth for me)….."

I'm very curious about this "mathematical" diet so I thought I'd ask all of you wonderful intellectuals. Is it part of 'The Secret' I wonder?....maybe I just have to gaze into the mirror and visualize myself going "mathematically down" in weight and the numbers on the scale will magically adjust themselves.

[Wabbitsd]

That's very "negative" of you, Sapphire, dear. (note my fake australian accent?) we can't encourage you to be so negative. Maybe you mean to say you are "mathematically subtracted in the total overall volume area?" yes, yes, I think that is what you meant to say. You can gaze at yourself for hours in the mirror, and if you do this long enough (say over a period of six or seven months, with no breaks at all...you CAN do it!) yes, you WILL LOSE WEIGHT, or as we like to say, "or die trying!"

Isn't that a quaint concept? I think it IS!

[iamsheens]

Thursday October 4, 2007 9am: I’m down to 202 and feeling really good about this! 2 days ago, I heard some promising news about things that had nothing to do with working out that made me want to jump on a scale to see how much I weighed. It was right after a BIG BIG meal at McDonald’s and I jumped on that scale thinking that IRON MOUNTAIN, COWLES MOUNTAIN, AND TORREY PINES would BLOCK any weight gain even if I was eating “bad”. So, there I was with my ego as big as the room jumping on that scale 2 mornings ago and the weight that was displayed was 211 pounds (on a very full stomach and lots of root beer)…..I jumped off that scale DEPRESSED and feeling like a fool because I gained weight over the last several weeks. I knew I was gaining, but it never was “official” until I saw it with my own eyes and my own scale. IT HURT! I sat down and thought for a few minutes and then realized, “HEY, IT’S ALL PART OF THE JOURNEY, NOW GET BACK INTO IT FAT BOY”……So, I did!

I ate correctly instantly! FOR ME eating right is fruit, veggies, no butter no salt, ONLY WATER, sashimi, edamame, egg whites no butter no oil and some raw almonds and sea weed salad OH YEAH GREEN TEA is okay for me too….This is all I’ve been doing OH YEAH and salad JUST the leaves and Italian dressing…..

I immediately went into this plan and did a Bikram Yoga class and stopped eating anytime from 6-7pm.

THE NEXT morning (yesterday) I weighed myself first thing in the morning and weighed in at 204. 211 to 204 is not possible, but the 211 was because I was on a full stomach. So, 204 was an empty tummy weigh in.

THIS MORNING at 8:09 I jumped on the scale and I weighed 202…….I stopped eating yesterday at 5pm. I ate really well yesterday and I ate a lot, but it was sashimi and lots of water and a couple of raw nuts.

So, today I’m getting a massage, then going for a walk by myself, then doing Bikram Yoga. So far today, I ate a green salad with no dressing after I weighed in.

I’m still NOT SKINNY (I’m forever CHUBBY), but it’s all okay, because when I look in the mirror, I see ME as going mathematically DOWN now in weight. I’m not eating bad thinking that weekend walks will cancel out gaining weight (which is so far from the truth for me)…..

I’m happy about this, I really am. I’m glad I was able to SEE FOR MYSELF that I was going back to the “fat side” and I’m correcting it. FAT in my opinion is MORE than just the weight. FAT is also a state of mind. I know so many HEAVY people right now that are kicking butt with their goals and their exercise and they are in a HIGH from it all that is so cool. THEY look in the mirror just LIKE I AM today and feeling good because they know they aren’t going to eat that cheeseburger today and they’re going to sweat today and tomorrow, even if it’s just a .000001 of a pound, it’s going to get them even closer to their dream and goals.

So, today I’m at 202….I know for a fact that tomorrow I will be at 201 or more……I know it, because I can feel it and it feels really good!

Oregon girl and I said the same stuff about his unhealthy eating habits and suddenly he is eating healthy? ugh! That's fine that he wants to eat helathy but cmon with all the pizza and other fast food they order its not going to last....and somebody please please please tell me what the hell sashimi, and edamame is? I've never heard of it before!

I think its impossible to go from 211 to 202 pounds in a day. If that did happen I'm disgusted to know that on a full stomach he is a cow...then slims down to a horse when he is on an empty stomach....ugh! He really grosses me out...how bout instead of blogging about how overweight you are you get off your computer chair and work out some more...he should be real daring and do a mountain that is actually a challenge...or how bout stop working your legs and and do some crunches for that tummy of yours...seriously...ugh! Im so annoyed...haha

[iamsheens]

Tommy's blog:

"I’m still NOT SKINNY (I’m forever CHUBBY), but it’s all okay, because when I look in the mirror, I see ME as going mathematically DOWN now in weight. I’m not eating bad thinking that weekend walks will cancel out gaining weight (which is so far from the truth for me)….."

I'm very curious about this "mathematical" diet so I thought I'd ask all of you wonderful intellectuals. Is it part of 'The Secret' I wonder?....maybe I just have to gaze into the mirror and visualize myself going "mathematically down" in weight and the numbers on the scale will magically adjust themselves.

Uhm my dad thought I needed the Secret in my life and got me the DVD... maybe I should watch it and look out for the part about the mathmatical diet....to see how he is loosing his weight in such a quick time frame....although I dont think I could force myself to watch the Secret....the secret is that somebody is making a fortune off of the people who believe the stuff he says...oops sorry to ruin the secret.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

....and somebody please please please tell me what the hell sashimi, and edamame is? I've never heard of it before!

Courtesy of Wikipedia:

Sashimi (Japanese: 刺身) is a Japanese delicacy primarily consisting of very fresh raw seafoods, sliced into thin pieces about 2.5cm (1.0in.) wide by 4.0cm (1.5in.) long by 0.5 cm (0.25in.) thick, but dimensions vary depending on the type of item and chef, and served with only a dipping sauce (soy sauce with wasabi paste and thin-sliced ginger root or ponzu), and a simple garnish such as shiso and shredded daikon radish.

Edamame is a preparation of immature soybeans in the pod commonly found in China and Japan. The pods are boiled in water together with condiments such as salt, and served whole.

Such a lovely diet.

[Sapphie]

"
That's very "negative" of you, Sapphire, dear. (note my fake australian accent?) we can't encourage you to be so negative. Maybe you mean to say you are "mathematically subtracted in the total overall volume area?" yes, yes, I think that is what you meant to say. You can gaze at yourself for hours in the mirror, and if you do this long enough (say over a period of six or seven months, with no breaks at all...you CAN do it!) yes, you WILL LOSE WEIGHT, or as we like to say, "or die trying!"

Isn't that a quaint concept? I think it IS!"



Why thankyou Wabbit! You are a vewy wise and wascally wabbit...I shall stop being 'negative' and look on the 'plus' side...by 'adding' your words of wisdom and 'subtracting' the mirror I think it will 'multiply' my chances of losing weight...oh, my..I think it's working already! I'm a little puzzled as to why you have a fake Australian accent...did I miss something or am I being extra blonde today?

[11ListenerNot]

Sashimi (Japanese: 刺身) is a Japanese delicacy primarily consisting of very fresh raw seafoods, sliced into thin pieces about 2.5cm (1.0in.) wide by 4.0cm (1.5in.) long by 0.5 cm (0.25in.) thick, but dimensions vary depending on the type of item and chef, and served with only a dipping sauce (soy sauce with wasabi paste and thin-sliced ginger root or ponzu), and a simple garnish such as shiso and shredded daikon radish.

Edamame is a preparation of immature soybeans in the pod commonly found in China and Japan. The pods are boiled in water together with condiments such as salt, and served whole
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Sound like something Jerry and Pam (Bozo) would have for dinner!

Hey, let's compromise:

1. Edamane and sashimi (no)
2. Oggi's, IHOP, McDonald's, Inn and Out, Little Pepper Deli,
(definitely not!)

3. Meat loaf, vegetables, mashed potatos (yes!)

[wanky]

[QUOTE=iamsheens]and somebody please please please tell me what the hell sashimi, and edamame is? I've never heard of it before!

sashimi is raw fish and edamame is a soybean....both are quite good. You have to acquire a taste for it, especially for sashimi.

Just an advice to Tum-tum: it'd be better for you to copy and paste your blog each day since it's the same deal over and over again.....BTW, did anybody catch the J&J rerun this morning (I know, I'm pathetic, but the show is like a train wreck, you just have to watch. It was about Tum-tum receiving a bonus of $1,000 from management because of the many hits on their website. Anyway, he supposedly promised Laura and Emily a share of it and of course they played it so that Laura and Emily were "upset" because they only ended up with half of their share, all due to Tommy's higher tax bracket...In typical Jeff and Jer fashion, they fixed the problem by doing a "six call says it all" bit.

So what have we to learn from this? Someone keep posting his blogs on this thread so we wouldn't have to go to their site.

[Wabbitsd]

Is there a typo there? ---> ( 刺身 ) I hate to be critical...:wavey2:


sapphire, did you watch the little video clip that was posted--a Saturday Night Live spoof of the babe who is heading up the SECRET? That's where the fake Australian accent came from.

Hey, I just thought of something...this is how we can meet up...

This weekend, at OKTOBERFEST in La Mesa. When the Ooompah Band plays the chicken dance, we can all get out on the dancefloor and yell out "SECRET!" when we clap our hands...come on, you guys...EVERY ONE! all together, now!


hey, a new nickname for FH: "edemame" aka "immature soybeans"

[MissThany]

So what have we to learn from this? Someone keep posting his blogs on this thread so we wouldn't have to go to their site.

Ever since all the IP address talk, I haven't gone there once. I don't want to help their "Big Deal Heads" get stuck in the door on their way into the studio.

[Sapphie]

Is there a typo there? ---> ( 刺身 ) I hate to be critical...:wavey2:


sapphire, did you watch the little video clip that was posted--a Saturday Night Live spoof of the babe who is heading up the SECRET? That's where the fake Australian accent came from.

Hey, I just thought of something...this is how we can meet up...

This weekend, at OKTOBERFEST in La Mesa. When the Ooompah Band plays the chicken dance, we can all get out on the dancefloor and yell out "SECRET!" when we clap our hands...come on, you guys...EVERY ONE! all together, now!


hey, a new nickname for FH: "edemame" aka "immature soybeans"


Wabbit...I didn't see the video clip so your wry wit went right over my head...apologies...I'll pay more attention in future.

I like the new nickname for FH..

PS. <doing chicken dance>...clap, clap, clap..."SECRET!!!"

(how's that!)

[feefifofum]

I didn't post this earlier b/c I was paranoid that FH would track me and pull it out of the prize closet, but I actually won a Saks gift card from the station. So I picked it up today and I had never been to Clear Channel before. Everyone up front was really nice. I thought it was so funny to see the sh**kickers getting in the 95.7 van with their cigs and cowboy hats and feathered hair. I mean no offense to any sh**kickers here. I was just like, "Where am I right now?"

[RowdyOne]

This weekend, at OKTOBERFEST in La Mesa. When the Ooompah Band plays the chicken dance, we can all get out on the dancefloor and yell out "SECRET!" when we clap our hands...come on, you guys...EVERY ONE! all together, now!

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OK, where and when is the Oktoberfest in La Mesa? Sounds like a good proposal to me... however several of us are from north county, I think... so maybe we should hit ALL the Oktoberfests? Fun for all!

[boris85]

This just in :sing: Tummy has the clap :nono:

Laura, time to check your crotch for critters...:gle:

The next thing you know, Tummy will get inspired to support a new cause, a three-day scratch n suport of "Crotches for Critters."

[texasmommy]

Ever since all the IP address talk, I haven't gone there once. I don't want to help their "Big Deal Heads" get stuck in the door on their way into the studio.

Great idea MissThany! I really need to do that too.

[PQ Gal]

http://www.animateit.net/data/media/77/Chicken_dances.gif
I love the Chicken Dance, dang I will be in San Fran till Monday, if you all meet up flap your arms and yell SECRET for me!

[Sapphie]

I found this by Googling....that'll teach me to waste my time..




Comments (1)

Ashlyn! Where are you? Your site has said you'd "be back " nearly a year ago.

How can I send you a nice email or a note?

Best,
Jerry


Posted By Jerry Cesak, www.Adult-PornStar-Mall.com | 12/9/06 10:34 AM

[Texasgirl]

Maybe I am just a little on the simple side, but here is how I have maintained my weight for the past 20 years (after losing 50 lbs. by eating less and working out). I weigh myself each morning at the same time. If my weight is in the acceptable range or low, I eat whatever I want all day. If it is high, then I cut back until it is ok again. Repeat as needed. Because I catch weight gain right away, the task isn't so formidible. Besides, I am a frugal person and having to buy a new wardrobe would drive me nuts.

[shello]

I found this by Googling....that'll teach me to waste my time..

Comments (1)

Ashlyn! Where are you? Your site has said you'd "be back " nearly a year ago.

How can I send you a nice email or a note?

Best,
Jerry


Posted By Jerry Cesak, www.Adult-PornStar-Mall.com | 12/9/06 10:34 AM

WOW, what do we have here? Is this another great find like when Misellie found Mooch's Secret (not so secret) site?

[RanchoPen]

Sapphie, how in the world did you find this? Amazing. Somewhere on this blog, perhaps it was Boris who brought it up, but something was said about Jer's affinity to porn (and I think swinging?). I may be wrong. In any case...ewwwwww.

[Trixie]

But what about us poor working stiffs that can't get away mid-day? There's got to be a way we can arrange to meet without the spewgram infiltrating our ranks....

Y'all are smart cookies - someone will figure it out! Just let me know when and where and I'll do my best to be there....

I am one of the working stiffs, I just have a flexible enough schedule that I can get away for a Dr. Appt, mid-morning. Maybe it has to do with PTO (Personal Time Off) based on all the at work time I've invested.

How about a Happy Hour? In the evening, during a Star94 event where the Schlowgram peeps would be otherwise detained at the said event, and we could pick somewhere on the opposite side of the city. (ie: if they are at The Torrey Pines Hilton, we could pick someplace like The Princess Grille & Pub in L'il Italy)

I'll keep my thinking hat on.

[Sapphie]

Sapphie, how in the world did you find this? Amazing. Somewhere on this blog, perhaps it was Boris who brought it up, but something was said about Jer's affinity to porn (and I think swinging?). I may be wrong. In any case...ewwwwww.



I googled Jerry Cesak but skipped to the last page first, and there it was...the very last entry....eeww indeed. Pam must be a very understanding kind of wife.

[pax]

I heard Jerry had a cow when his real name became public knowledge. I can see why!

[SDReadhead]

Confess???!! That you knew Pinto Colvig was remarkable.
How many "Bozo-the-clown" lovers are there out there?

Extra credit for attending a curriculum meeting. Was this a tycoil curriculum meeting -- built upon the constructivist approach which proposes that children learn best via active engagement with the educational environment? Or perhaps a John Franklin Bobbitt workshop wherein, the curriculum is seen as a social engineering arena?

Just wondering where our tax-dollars go as we train bright people in anachronistic philosophies.

Nope ...neither -- not a public school curriculum meeting (though I've sat through many!) This was college "Are you frikkin kidding me! We have more remedial classes than entry level classes???? Are we actually supposed to design curriculum to teach college students how to write an essay?!!???" meeting.

BTW, I didn't know John Wayne Bobbitt became a curriculum specialist in his old age :winkie:

[zodiac]

I didn't post this earlier b/c I was paranoid that FH would track me and pull it out of the prize closet, but I actually won a Saks gift card from the station.




Lucky!!! :happy:

[SDReadhead]

And remember who we're talking about here...FH. If it were someone smarter, then they'd know how to find any one of us. But this is FH we're talking about. I'll just leave a could McGridles on the porch, and rest easily.
:happy: McGridles on the porch! That's hilarious! How about when we all have our real-world meetup, one of us stands guard outside the venue, and when we see FH pull up, we throw a McGriddle down the street so he runs away after it.

[DreamerGal]

:happy: McGridles on the porch! That's hilarious! How about when we all have our real-world meetup, one of us stands guard outside the venue, and when we see FH pull up, we throw a McGriddle down the street so he runs away after it.

Funny, Red Head. You guys are SOOOOOO funny. I get more laughs from you every day. Thanks for the giggles ...:wavey2:

[DreamerGal]

Okay, just read FH's blob ... cough, cough ... I have more to say, but no energy.

One question: Does anybody think one of the reasons LBM is so wierd looking is that she tweezes her eyebrows WAY to far apart? Just kinda wondering ...

[GirlfromOR]

Well, I am glad to have advice on "healthy" weight loss from Tummy... Once I have this baby I'd imagine that I'll be back to normal after just one day or so! So, from here on out, screw healthy eating. I'm going to stuff my face and then me and my baby can eat nuts and soybeans for a few days and fight our obesity together. Right???

[Trixie]

Thursday October 4, 2007 6:30pm: I just got in from Bikram Yoga. It’s the 3rd time this week! I had dinner right after (sashimi and fruit and edamame)…..I won’t eat again until after I weigh in tomorrow morning at 7am. Tonight, I’m going to take a walk around Escondido with Michelle. I’m focused on losing weight more than ever and my short term goal is to weigh less than 200 pounds by Saturday or Sunday. I want to hit 185 by Christmas. I think I can do it. I think I can mathematically get to 192-194 and then it gets really tough for me to break that 190. I’m going to have fun trying and I’m really dedicating myself to doing this. Michelle is with me all the way.

One thing TWO different people told me this week is to NOT eat anything for 4 hours before a big workout. I never did that before. This will make sure you burn fat instead of what you just ate when working out really hard. Right?

It’s a trip to KNOW how many times during the day you would OR I WOULD usually just snack or eat something. So many times during the day I would catch myself or just think about wanting to eat something. For the last several weeks, I would just eat something. Now, that I “caught myself” slipping so to speak, when those times come during the day where I would USUALLY just eat, I don’t and I’m excited about it. It’s a RUSH to get in that ZONE to lose weight.

I got a few nice emails today from people who are just like me. People who gained a couple of pounds back. They are still wanting to and feel good that they know that this is common to go back and forth. The goal is to NOT, but it sure is hard. It is part of the journey. Just like in life, there are going to be ups and downs and in this weight loss journey there are definitely ups and downs, but I’m enjoying every second of it.

I’m in AWE of all the regulars that do Torrey, Cowles, and Iron. I really am. I think out of all the people that are USUALLY there at any of those 3, I am the only one who gained a couple back. Each person is looking awesome! Each person is keeping it up.

I am also happy with the NEW comers that are FRESH into this and just now starting to come to the walks, ESPECIALLY Torrey Pines. NOW, these are MY PEOPLE. These are the people like me that do go back and forth and up and down and up and up and up and down. There’s one woman in particular who is just on a huge HIGH from working out. She calls me and emails me and updates me all day long and I just love it, because she actually motivates me to do this along with her on her journey to her goal. She has a goal to jump out of a birthday cake in less than 6 months for her husband’s birthday. Her determination HELPS ME, because I want to her to make it and as she is working out it makes me want to. Today she jumped on a scale for her first update on her weight loss and she was really happy with those results. I am so proud of her.

The one thing that I got out of the last 7 months of working out is that there is a higher power or an ENERGY that comes with working out and walking and hiking and being around these positive people. Weight loss may be the first goal on everyone’s mind when they do these walks, but when they start their journey everything in their life starts happening for the better if you just keep it positive. Don’t bring negativity to the dance, just bring your body and soul and I promise you will experience something so powerful. You really will. Yes, I do realize what I just wrote sounded as if I just did a bong, but I am a believer in this because it happened to me. My life just because of working out has gotten so much better. Yes, I yo yo a lot but LIFE is so much more meaningful and powerful because of just taking the time to walk a little to hike a little to meditate to do yoga to eat better to STOP partying and STOP doing bad stuff to your body. All this stuff is so darn powerful and lives change for the better.

Okay enough of that. WOW, I do sound like I’m stoned.


NOW IMPORTANT IMPORTANT IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IMPORTANT IMPORTANT!


Saturday, the regulars at Iron Mountain will be there at 5:45am and the regulars that do Torrey Pines will be there at 9am as well, BUT I will not. I have a walk to do at UCSD that starts at 6:45, so I am committed to that. If you are a new person that is doing Iron or Torrey for the first time, STILL GO. The people are so nice and I will make sure they take care of you.

Sunday: Yes, I’m doing Cowles Mountain at 7:45am.

At 1pm Sunday if the Chargers look like they are going to blow, I will go scrapbooking or get a mani pedi or something silly to get my mind off the Chargers.

JUST KIDDING about the scrapbooking.

[Trixie]

Okay enough of that. WOW, I do sound like I’m stoned.

At 1pm Sunday if the Chargers look like they are going to blow, I will go scrapbooking or get a mani pedi or something silly to get my mind off the Chargers.

JUST KIDDING about the scrapbooking.

I didn't see the Thursday evening posted, so I posted it. Except it is so much of the same ole, same ole.

I selected by favorite quotes, above.

We all know who he is pointing his chubby fingers at with the scrapbook reference.

I'm thinking the F2F could be during the weekend of the 3-day. We know he won't be able to interrupt that significant event with our measly, boring, nerdy pow-wow. Something to plan for?

[pastherprime]

Ok, I'm back and couldn't resist. How about just posting a date and a time and let him (and whomever else) show up if he/they want? Could make it even more 'drama'tic.

[boris85]

I googled Jerry Cesak but skipped to the last page first, and there it was...the very last entry....eeww indeed. Pam must be a very understanding kind of wife.

Yes - all my words become reality - Jer the perverted, porn-loving, wife-swapping, married to a man-woman jerk; Jeff the rug wearing, hair dying, wife-divorcing, hypocrite; Laura the cheating, drug-using, booze-chugging, horrible mother, obsessive spender; Tummy the lying, wife-beating, cheating, tub-o-lard; Randy the slightly retarded, closeted gay, child-molesting freak, etc. Here's one more tidbit for you: Jer and Pam, in support of their ridiculous love for PETA, dress up in kinky plush animal costumes.:puke:

[SadSadSad]

Okay so I had to see the porn review for myself and in doing that went to the last page of google for Jerry Cesak and found his amazon review page (http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/AGX3Q0TY76VRW/ref=cm_pdp_about_see_review/103-4030797-7928654?ie=UTF8&sort%5Fby=MostRecentReview). He has reviews for two high powered binoculars on there. Anyone want to venture he is also a Peeping Jerry? Ewwwwwwwwwwww. Thank god Jerry is not writing a blog. Lord knows what that would say. I'll let Jake take a stab at that.

[SadSadSad]

Check this out that I found on the memorial page of a 9/11 victim:

Guest Book for
Brian Kinney


Page 3 of 5


September 30, 2002
To Brian's family.
Hi Folks. On September 11 this year, a radio station in San Diego did something pretty amazing. They set up a huge bell ("The Freedom Bell") at Qualcomm Stadium. Beginning at 6am, people mounted a platform, read the name, age and location where someone from 9/11/01 perished. Then they rang the bell in honor of the person whose name they'd read. They were also given a beautiful commemorative card with the hero's name on it as a keepsake of the day of remembrance. With over 3,000 names to read, the bell ringing went on for nearly eight hours. I had the honor of reading Brian's name. His was the 3rd name read that day. I thought you'd like to know he was remembered in such a special way. Obviously I didn't knwo Brian, but he was in my thoughts and prayers that day. If you'd like, I'd be happy to send you the keepsake "card". Just send me your address.
I hope you're doing well.
Best wishes, Jerry Cesak, la Jolla, CA,
Jerry Cesak (La Jolla, CA)

Holy Crap!!! I can't believe how arrogant he is saying how the station did something amazing by ringing a bell. Yes, it was a good thing to remember the survivors but OMG he is patting himself on the back for it to a family that lost a son! If he just would have left out how great the station was for doing it then it probably would have sounded okay. Ugh!

[Truth_Patrol]

Okay - let me preface this with, I am in no way a Jerry fan. I think he is very pompous and would not be someone that I would want to be friends with. That being said ...

I was not turned off by this posting. He never mentions that he works for the station or that he came up with the idea or anything that made it sound like he was behind the bell ringing. I remember that day on the air and it was a very dramatic day. It took them 8 hours to read all the names. I thought it was nice tribute to all the people who perished in the World Trade Disaster. By Jerry letting these people know that their son was thought of on that day by many people across the country, I thought was a nice gesture. I am sure they thought of their son all day long and it would have comforted me a little to know other people were also thinking of my son.

Remember this was done 5 years ago. At that point they still had a somewhat decent show. It was nothing like the train wreck that it has become today.

[surfing_texan]

http://www.pbase.com/gstroop8478/image/7831142
(make sure you click next, there are more than just the 1)

Seems she forgot the GS promise and GS law

Promise: On my honor I will try to serve God and my country, to help people at all times, and to live by the Girl Scout Law.

Law: I will do my best to be honest and fair, friendly and helpful, considerate and caring, courageous and strong, and responsible for what I say and do, and to respect myself and others, respect authority, use resources wisely, make the world a better place, and be a sister to every Girl Scout.

She was probably there for the free snacks.

P.S. Laura...black shirt=black bra

[TJLuv]

Since we're googling:

http://www.sandiego-online.com/media/San-Diego-Magazine/April-2006/Singled-Out/

Tommy Sablan

Age: 41. Live in: Rancho Peñasquitos. Job: Producer, Star 94.1 FM’s Jeff & Jer Showgram. Hobbies/ interests: Mountain biking, guitars and eating. Favorite San Diego spot: Peñasquitos Canyon and all of Chula Vista. How would friends describe you? You can count on him being there for you; he needs to open up more at times with his true feelings; and he’s gained a few, hasn’t he? Favorite CD/ band: The Rolling Stones. I also love old Motown stuff. You’re being forced to sing karaoke. What song do you sing? “Long Run” by the Eagles . . . I kind of lived that song, and I feel I am singing about my life. I own too many: Guitars. I have 36 guitars. I don’t have enough: Guitars. I only have 36 guitars. Who would play you in a movie? Charlie Sheen. Ideal San Diego spot for a first date: The Marine Room . . . the booth in the far left corner as you walk in. Favorite fictional character: Harry Potter. Five adjectives to describe you: Sentimental, caring, obsessive-compulsive, loving and quiet. Biggest pet peeve: Businesses that don’t observe Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Dream car: Maserati. I would never date someone who: Doesn’t like children. Would like to be reincarnated as: A bird… I want to fly. Sexiest quality in a woman: Legs. If you had a date coming over for dinner, what would be on the menu? Domino’s Pizza and/or Top Ramen. How do you know when a date is going well? Her shirt is off. Where do you see yourself in five years? Celebrating the many years I had with Jeff and Jer and begging Jerry to come out of retirement! Beauty/grooming ritual item you can’t do without: I get manicures and pedicures biweekly.



A little ironic that he chose Charlie Sheen to play him in a movie.

[SadSadSad]

Okay - let me preface this with, I am in no way a Jerry fan. I think he is very pompous and would not be someone that I would want to be friends with. That being said ...

I was not turned off by this posting. He never mentions that he works for the station or that he came up with the idea or anything that made it sound like he was behind the bell ringing. I remember that day on the air and it was a very dramatic day. It took them 8 hours to read all the names. I thought it was nice tribute to all the people who perished in the World Trade Disaster. By Jerry letting these people know that their son was thought of on that day by many people across the country, I thought was a nice gesture. I am sure they thought of their son all day long and it would have comforted me a little to know other people were also thinking of my son.

Remember this was done 5 years ago. At that point they still had a somewhat decent show. It was nothing like the train wreck that it has become today.

I see where you're coming from and I agree it was a great tribute, but I still think it shows Jerry's arrogance by saying that it was "pretty amazing". To me it shows how he is thinking more about how great they are for putting on the event then the lives lost...but I admit I'm an old bitter J & J fan who thinks the spewgram's personalities are out of control and hates how they think they all walk on water.

[texasmommy]

Who knew Laura was a Girl Scout?

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http://www.pbase.com/gstroop8478/image/7831142
(make sure you click next, there are more than just the 1)

Seems she forgot the GS promise and GS law

Promise: On my honor I will try to serve God and my country, to help people at all times, and to live by the Girl Scout Law.

Law: I will do my best to be honest and fair, friendly and helpful, considerate and caring, courageous and strong, and responsible for what I say and do, and to respect myself and others, respect authority, use resources wisely, make the world a better place, and be a sister to every Girl Scout.

She was probably there for the free snacks.

P.S. Laura...black shirt=black bra


Ha ha! She looks pretty cute actually, but I think you meant black shirt, WHITE bra. What the heck? Also, in one pic you can see her purdy nails and wedding ring!! I bet she misses those days.

[boris85]

Okay - let me preface this with, I am in no way a Jerry fan. I think he is very pompous and would not be someone that I would want to be friends with. That being said ...

I was not turned off by this posting. He never mentions that he works for the station or that he came up with the idea or anything that made it sound like he was behind the bell ringing. I remember that day on the air and it was a very dramatic day. It took them 8 hours to read all the names. I thought it was nice tribute to all the people who perished in the World Trade Disaster. By Jerry letting these people know that their son was thought of on that day by many people across the country, I thought was a nice gesture. I am sure they thought of their son all day long and it would have comforted me a little to know other people were also thinking of my son.

Remember this was done 5 years ago. At that point they still had a somewhat decent show. It was nothing like the train wreck that it has become today.

Actually, it was an excellent post, or as Jer would say, an "Extraordinary" post. Jer does NOTHING for the pure, unselfish good of others. You know the whole time he was typing it, trying to get publicity for the show, he was thinking, "My God am I done yet, my fingers are starting to cramp and I am tired. Lovey and I are missing a ball to raise money for endangered African maggots..."

[Sapphie]

[QUOTE=TJLuv]Since we're googling:

[B]http://www.sandiego-online.com/media/San-Diego-Magazine/April-2006/Singled-Out/


Scroll down to entry right after Tommy's.....isn't that the same Deanna he went walking with recently?

(From the J&J Archives)
"Here's a picture of Tommy's new walking buddy Deanna. Hmmm, no wonder he's walking all the time.
Tue, May 8, 2007
[Full Story]"


You guys are all great super-sleuth-google-detectives!

[Truth_Patrol]

SadSadSad - I see where you are coming from as well. Like you, I think they are out of control. It's a train wreck now and if you were a listener from way back when (1988 for me), it is so disappointing. None of them are accountable for their actions, they live in a make believe world. Especially LBM and FH. To be honest, if I were Jeff and Jer, I would have fired those two this year. In particular FH - he is so far gone with all of his lies. It's just gross to read his blogs or hear him on the radio (which I haven't listened to the show in about six months because of him). It is especially disturbing to me that he writes lies about his own children and thinks nobody is going to know, including them. How he can look at himself in the mirror everyday is beyond me. How Jeff and Jer can pretend to believe him when he says these things, speaks volumes for them.

LBM, I can see where they might have thrown her a bone because she went to rehab and is supposedly getting her life in order. However, when she moved in with FH, I wouldn't have hesitated to get rid of her. They are all so high and mighty with their morals on the air. How about a mother who decides to move in with FH instead of moving home with her family? Give me a break if you think nothing is going on.

So, as you can see, I am no fan. I just thought it was nice for that family to know that others were thinking of their son on such a sad day.

[zodiac]

Ha ha! She looks pretty cute actually, but I think you meant black shirt, WHITE bra. What the heck? Also, in one pic you can see her purdy nails and wedding ring!! I bet she misses those days.


I agree, I think Laura looks really good. Healthy, not too skinny, not too heavy. She just looks happy and content. I bet she misses those days too.
And I think Surfing Texan meant to WEAR a black bra when you wear a black shirt.

Where'd you find these pix Texan?

[boris85]

SadSadSad - I see where you are coming from as well. Like you, I think they are out of control. It's a train wreck now and if you were a listener from way back when (1988 for me), it is so disappointing. None of them are accountable for their actions, they live in a make believe world. Especially LBM and FH. To be honest, if I were Jeff and Jer, I would have fired those two this year. In particular FH - he is so far gone with all of his lies. It's just gross to read his blogs or hear him on the radio (which I haven't listened to the show in about six months because of him). It is especially disturbing to me that he writes lies about his own children and thinks nobody is going to know, including them. How he can look at himself in the mirror everyday is beyond me. How Jeff and Jer can pretend to believe him when he says these things, speaks volumes for them.

LBM, I can see where they might have thrown her a bone because she went to rehab and is supposedly getting her life in order. However, when she moved in with FH, I wouldn't have hesitated to get rid of her. They are all so high and mighty with their morals on the air. How about a mother who decides to move in with FH instead of moving home with her family? Give me a break if you think nothing is going on.

So, as you can see, I am no fan. I just thought it was nice for that family to know that others were thinking of their son on such a sad day.

The show did have it's funny moments in the past. They've totally abandoned the pranks and fake "talk to" phone calls. It's no longer a hsow I can let my kids listen to - not with the multiple divorces and marital problems, rehab discussions, sexual content and comments by the show's members. Jeff, the so-called Christian, just sits back and does nothing like the hypocrite he is. The more involved Tummy Tugboat, Laura Loser, and Randy "can I babysit your kids and have a special puppet show" Hogue have gotten involved, the worse it as become.

[boris85]

I agree, I think Laura looks really good. Healthy, not too skinny, not too heavy. She just looks happy and content. I bet she misses those days too.
And I think Surfing Texan meant to WEAR a black bra when you wear a black shirt.

Where'd you find these pix Texan?

Huhh? She has been hooked on drugs and booze since college. What you are looking at is back in the cocaine and pot days, before meeting up with Mr. Meth - the weight loss formula in a pipe.

[Jer]

http://www.pbase.com/gstroop8478/image/7831142
(make sure you click next, there are more than just the 1)

Seems she forgot the GS promise and GS law


You found it! I remember seeing this a while back and couldn't get it for the life of me. What a role model, huh?

She can visit the same troop, but this time will be heralded as a hero as gives a don't do drugs symposium.

[surfing_texan]

I agree, I think Laura looks really good. Healthy, not too skinny, not too heavy. She just looks happy and content. I bet she misses those days too.
And I think Surfing Texan meant to WEAR a black bra when you wear a black shirt.

Where'd you find these pix Texan?

Yes, I meant she needs to wear a black bra with a black shirt. It's obvious she isn't.

I just googled her name, and those pics came up. I think the site said they're from 2002.

[pastherprime]

Here ya go...red meat for the hungry.

Tommy's Blah Blah Blahg.

Friday October 5, 2007 1:30pm: I wanted to wake up this morning to weigh myself to see if I weighed less than the 202 I was at yesterday morning! For some reason, I stayed at Michelle’s last night. I have my own separate room from hers when I stay there for the time being until we get married officially. Hey, call me old fashion. Anyway, I woke up and I felt good, but the scale I use was in PQ and I went down to Chula Vista to see my mom first thing in the morning and then met a friend of mine for breakfast at 9:30am, SO I wasn’t able to weigh myself today to see if I was at 201 or better. I will weigh in tomorrow morning and report back to you immediately!

It’s kind of a trip to be in the ZONE with working out and being 100% into this! All day long, no matter what I was doing, in the back of my mind I have been making plans to walk or hike or do yoga. All day long I kind of plan for the next time I workout. I like that better than thinking what I’m going to eat next.

I ate well this morning: At Mimi’s Caf&#233; in Mission Valley, I had a fitness omelette and some tomatoes. How do you spell omelette? That was at 9:30 this morning. I am so into this, that in the back of my mind, I wish this would be the only thing I eat today, to be down in my weight tomorrow morning, but I KNOW it doesn’t work that way. I may ask Michelle if she will try sushi/sashimi today. I’m into that big time!

Tomorrow morning SATURDAY there’s a training walk at the 3 Day going on. It starts at 6:45am, but you need to sign up early like at 6am. It’s at UCSD and it’s free to be part of it. I believe it’s like a 3 day open house event where you can register for the 3 day and stuff like that.

So, with that in mind, I am not going to do Iron Mountain and Torrey Pines Saturday morning, but my friends will be there to say hello to you if you go there for the first time. Sunday, I believe I may sacrifice Cowles Mountain to go to church. I feel it is more important to go to church THIS SUNDAY so I can pray for the Chargers in Denver. I feel this is what I need to do to see if there’s anything US FANS can change up for our beloved Chargers. Just kidding, but I am going to church either Saturday night or Sunday morning!

I hope what I am about to write is written correctly, because I hope I can explain how I feel with words:

This morning I had a great time at breakfast with a friend of mine named Bob. Now, I met Bob on March 7th. He was the one that brought in the scale for me to get weighed in on. Bob was not a listener at all. Since that day, through talks on the phone and emails and walking at Torrey Pines, I kind of got to know Bob. He kind of took an interest in me trying to lose weight. Bob has similar stories like ME from growing up to being raised by our moms to sports to partying to everything. There was always something about Bob that made me feel that I am suppose to listen to him and know him. Bob has an incredible story about his life that I relate to so much. Bob is a great husband and father and a great friend and I feel that I’m suppose to listen to Bob and model my upcoming life after him. He’s the same age as my brothers, but my brothers are gone, but there’s a brother-type feeling I get when I talk to Bob. OMG! I’m gay! JUST KIDDING…..Mom, if you’re reading this I was just kidding……But I respect Bob so much and the love he has for his family and friends and his wife and church and god is awesome. I guess I’m not able to relay in words how I feel, because I really do feel that Bob was suppose to be in my life and I’m suppose to be his friend. Does that make any sense at all?

I’ll try again tomorrow to explain what I feel.

Anyway, I better go! Talk to you soon.

[Ritchie]

Remember this was done 5 years ago. At that point they still had a somewhat decent show. It was nothing like the train wreck that it has become today.

The show was a wreck 5 years ago. They jumped the shark sometime in the early 90s.

Can you imagine where Laura would be now if she didn't get lucky and land on the show? I mean she didn't get there because of talent. She was just in the right place at the right time and got on the show.

Gosh, Laura really bugs me.

[listener13]

Yeah, right - he has a separate room at Michelle's house. Give me a break.

[YoungAmerican]

The more I read these blogs of Tommy's the more I seriously think he is spinning out of control. His obsessive/compulsive habits are repeating themselves over and over. He reminds me of a whirling dervish. He not only says the same things over and over in his blogs but I think they are looping over and over in his head as well. He can't do anything at a normal level. He is obsessing about his eating and workout habits,(All day long I kind of plan for the next time I workout. I like that better than thinking what I’m going to eat next.--All day long, no matter what I was doing, in the back of my mind I have been making plans to walk or hike or do yoga.) Seriously, what the hell does this guy have going on in his life other than this shhheeeooot?

[wanky]

From Tummy's Blog:
For some reason, I stayed at Michelle’s last night. I have my own separate room from hers when I stay there for the time being until we get married officially. Hey, call me old fashion.

Here's yet another lie courtesy of FH. Now he's a saint who's abstaining from sex before he gets married? Who are you kidding? Just ask Vanessa what she had witnessed a week ago! Maybe he wants to be like Jeff who supposedly waited until he married Kristen. Oh Tum-tum....stop believing your lies.

[Texasgirl]

Huhh? She has been hooked on drugs and booze since college. What you are looking at is back in the cocaine and pot days, before meeting up with Mr. Meth - the weight loss formula in a pipe.

Maybe this is a Dilbert, but why do people think she was on meth? I don't know a whole lot about the subject, but don't meth users stay up for days and eat very little? LBM talked about a daily nap for months. I'm guessing she was drinking early in the day and then sleeping it off before Dave came home. Add in pain meds and mood calming pills and it adds up better.

[pastherprime]

Re: Laura's eyebrows. May I weigh in? (heh heh, no pun intended--ok, maybe just a little.) Faces are interesting to me and I would never purposely hurt someone's feelings about their looks. I mean, we all have to have some kind of face. But I tend to notice little things. In a normal world, we love the person, not their face, right?

I am an "eyebrow and teeth person" - I have a fascination with eyebrows and teeth. I could identify a person based on those two factors (one OR the other) alone. Scary, eh?

I always thought Laura was pretty, B U T ... I have always thought that she is pretty in a generic, blonde, college-student sort of way.

She has the teeth thing going for her. I have tooth envy, so I would like a set of those, but it's her eyes and nose that are her issue.

Her eye shape is quite a bit like Britney Spears...very heavy and somewhat droopy (compare photos and look at the eye area only.
http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd5/championnapper/laura_brit.jpg
Her eyebrows are slightly overtweeezed on her right side. I'll bet just about anything that it was her attempt to make her eyes seem less heavy.

What it accomplished, however, is creating a bulbus bald area. Not good because she has so much width between her eyes and she has a very fleshy forehead. It also added more width to her nose; which is already very wide.

I think the problem may be that her eyebrows are naturally set really close down to her eyes (maybe an eyebrow lift would help?) Britney's eyebrows are a higher away from her eyes.

LBH's eyebrows are also quite a bit darker than her bleached hair. She might look a little more feminine if they were lightened just slightly or that her hair had more lowlights.

The other problem is that if she is smoking, smokers tend to get subtly heavier, dead-ish looking eyes. (Not dissing smokers; my brother is a chain smoker of the sort that I thought had long gone out of style).

She also has sort of a heavy set, fleshy forehead--it adds to the heaviness. Compare her forehead to the flat, refined one of Angelina Jolie (not that I'm a fan of hers either).

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd5/championnapper/angelina.jpg

Then there is her nose. It is a football player looking nose. It's heavy and wide and looks like a nose that has been broken. It's longer and not upturned--it points downward, more like a Shriver (Kennedy) nose. (Also note Maria's eyebrows have the same close to the eye effect--looks sort of hawk-ish). Compare the narrow part of AJ's nose to LBM's. Huge difference.

http://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd5/championnapper/kennedy.jpghttp://i227.photobucket.com/albums/dd5/championnapper/laura_nose.gif
She uses her teeth, dimples, and token blonde hair to make up for the rest.

I know, I have too much time on my hands. I'm procrastinating real-world stuff I need to do. :)

[gossipgurl]

Nope ...neither -- not a public school curriculum meeting (though I've sat through many!) This was college "Are you frikkin kidding me! We have more remedial classes than entry level classes???? Are we actually supposed to design curriculum to teach college students how to write an essay?!!???" meeting.

BTW, I didn't know John Wayne Bobbitt became a curriculum specialist in his old age :winkie:


Leave the public school curriculum meetings to me. I teach in Tummy's "hood" and started really not liking him four years ago when he was SO rude and mean to one of my students. One of my students had a genuine interest in being a radio DJ and knew Tommy because he lived(lives) down the street from her. She went to his house and asked him if she could shadow him for Career Day. He was so nice and said sure. When she went to get her contract signed on numerous (3-4) occasions, she would ring his door and he would shout through the door to either "go away" or "leave me alone" or "leave whatever you are trying to leave under my door mat". After several attempts, I told her to forget it and had to help her find another place to go. After that, my students and I lost a lot of respect for him.

[Dawnski]

After months of lurking, I finally signed up....and FH's latest blah is so....blah! I'll bet he did weigh in and was over 202. So he made up a convenient lie. And as for having his own room. yeah right. And what - he's unofficially married? What a dork!

And yeah - he doesn't think about anything but working out now....and he just eats without thinking about it and telling us about his fitness omelette and tomatoes and sashimi and sushi and whatever else he can pour into his gut!

I think it's hilarious that a few days after you guys talk about something, that something suddenly is explained in his blahs.

FHBM LBM

Dawn

[sandiegomom]

More fun with Google...

http://66.240.198.52/lauracain.html
Hmmm so she's been getting those belladerma things for 5 yrs and botox too!

http://www.globallaservision.com/newsroom-02-16-2007.php4
"her best friend James Dowd"???

http://www.cbs8.com/story.php?id=102462#
Laura feels sorry for Britney

http://mycoastalconnection.com/testimonials.html
"Thank you so much for the superb job you did selling our two properties in Mission Hills. The transactions went flawlessly, and your exzpertise made it possible for us to get top dollar for both properties! We appreciate everything you did, and will always recommend you to everyone we know. Thanks for being there for us!" Dave & Laura Cain, Mission Hills

http://www.sixcometshosting.com/dev/youract/instructors.html
"The classes I have taken at yourACT have taught me so much about performing and expressing oneself through acting. Class has never failed to be interesting, informative, and fun. CoCo is a wonderful teacher, and I've had a truly great time learning from her!" —Laura Cain

http://www.nctimes.com/articles/2005/08/16/entertainment/radio/81005112349.txt
"Jack FM's Johnson said he's spoken with sidekicks "Little Tommy" Sablan and Rick Moorten, along with Laura Cain's agent, but doesn't know their plans. They're all signed with the station until Aug. 31." (So she was too big of a deal to talk to him herself?)

http://www.likesbooks.com/ppp2004d.html#lauracain
Could this be her???

[insightbyjake]

Maybe this is a Dilbert, but why do people think she was on meth? I don't know a whole lot about the subject, but don't meth users stay up for days and eat very little? LBM talked about a daily nap for months. I'm guessing she was drinking early in the day and then sleeping it off before Dave came home. Add in pain meds and mood calming pills and it adds up better.

"Stay up all day...eat very little..." sort of.

Meth users seek a balance. The drinking allows for the sleep meth disallows. LBM could have a day like this:

Wake up groggy, slow, behind schedule.

Do a line or two. Nose starts running, and gets clogged up.

Go to work and sound like you have allergies. You're wired, but tired at the same time. Short of focus, you struggle to read and comprehend. You feel like you're drunk -- but not drinking.

Work ends at 10:00 A.M. Slam a few Vodka drinks (to mask the smell) and nap-time comes at noon or 1:00.

Awaken and function for a couple of hours.

Snort a line at 4:00 pm before Dave comes home. Wired and alert, at 5:00, prepare evening with kids and dad.

At 8:30. you're reaching the "off-meth" rage. Start a fight with husband and behave out-of-control. Husband gets pissed-off, goes to bed.

9:00: Open bottle of wine, slam three glasses, go to bed...and repeat.

Alcohol leads to junk food and poor diet -- Meth compensates and prevents weight gain.

Undernourished -- and thin, 40 is a "look good age" for meth users.

KEY POINT: Find a good dentist and dermatologist. The skin picking and rotting teeth give meth users away. Crowns and dermabrasion hide this. (Brite-smile and Dr. Bucko????)

Sick of "meth-rage," lazy habits, sloppy parenting.....spouse mails it in.

THIS is LBM's life.

[wanky]

"Stay up all day...eat very little..." sort of.

Meth users seek a balance. The drinking allows for the sleep meth disallows. LBM could have a day like this:

Wake up groggy, slow, behind schedule.

Do a line or two. Nose starts running, and gets clogged up.

Go to work and sound like you have allergies. You're wired, but tired at the same time. Short of focus, you struggle to read and comprehend. You feel like you're drunk -- but not drinking.

Work ends at 10:00 A.M. Slam a few Vodka drinks (to mask the smell) and nap-time comes at noon or 1:00.

Awaken and function for a couple of hours.

Snort a line at 4:00 pm before Dave comes home. Wired and alert, at 5:00, prepare evening with kids and dad.

At 8:30. you're reaching the "off-meth" rage. Start a fight with husband and behave out-of-control. Husband gets pissed-off, goes to bed.

9:00: Open bottle of wine, slam three glasses, go to bed...and repeat.

Alcohol leads to junk food and poor diet -- Meth compensates and prevents weight gain.

Undernourished -- and thin, 40 is a "look good age" for meth users.

KEY POINT: Find a good dentist and dermatologist. The skin picking and rotting teeth give meth users away. Crowns and dermabrasion hide this. (Brite-smile and Dr. Bucko????)

Sick of "meth-rage," lazy habits, sloppy parenting.....spouse mails it in.

THIS is LBM's life.

Whoa Jake! You have painted an almost too real picture of LBM's terrifying and horrid pre-rehab life. She wasn't living then. Is she alive now? I hope she really turns her life around and really grasp what's real. It's eerie how much she resembles Britney in terms of the choices they have made in life. Britney doesn't get it. Laura has no inkling as to what matters the most. To Laura and Britney, they will always be number one. Everything else is a blur.

[GirlfromOR]

Haha... FH blog. I completely agree that he didn't weigh in at what he wanted to, so he lied and said he couldn't weigh himself. He says that he wishes that all he could eat was that omelette, but he knows that isn't how to do it. Is starving yourself on edemame and almonds the right way to do it? I must have missed that lecture in health class. I do not believe that he and Mooch have seperate rooms at his house. Not at ALL. He says he stayed at her house "for some reason". I thought he stayed there because of the 6 hour rule.

What ever happened to the news story that he told me he was doing about his mom's cancer? He told me a few weeks ago when I questioned his motives on the three day that she had cancer and that there would be a news story? I live out of state, so I obviously don't get the local news. Was there one or was that just a lie? I'll bet $0.73 that he mentions this in his blob in the next few days...

[Smitty]

More fun with Google...


http://mycoastalconnection.com/testimonials.html
"Thank you so much for the superb job you did selling our two properties in Mission Hills. The transactions went flawlessly, and your exzpertise made it possible for us to get top dollar for both properties! We appreciate everything you did, and will always recommend you to everyone we know. Thanks for being there for us!" Dave & Laura Cain, Mission Hills


Didn't Dave and Laura Cain pay top dollar already for the old rickety house they bought in Mission Hills? I thought it was a real money pit requiring tens of thousands of dollars of repair work including rerunning sewer lines. I guess they did make a few off the sale in the short amount of time they owned it, but didn't they pay a fortune to upgrade the bathrooms and make repairs? No way did they make this much off the apartment to condo conversion they bought and sold.

721 Bush St San Diego CA 92103
3 beds, 3.5 baths, 2,361 sq ft;

ZESTIMATE™: $1,006,075

Sale History
Sale History & Tax Info Sale History
10/30/2003: $725,000
05/15/2002: $606,818
No other sale data is available

[longcommute]

Friday October 5, 2007 1:30pm: For some reason, I stayed at Michelle’s last night. I have my own separate room from hers when I stay there for the time being until we get married officially. Hey, call me old fashion.

Whenever he says, "for some reason" it's his tell for "I'm lying." I'll see if I can find more examples.

And yeah, we all know you've been staying in separate bedrooms, Tommy. Bet that was just for his kids to read and think that their dad is a better example than they've witnessed first hand. Do as I say, not as I do. Forget it, Tommy, they've already seen what you really mean in person.



Sunday, I believe I may sacrifice Cowles Mountain to go to church. I feel it is more important to go to church THIS SUNDAY so I can pray for the Chargers in Denver. I feel this is what I need to do to see if there’s anything US FANS can change up for our beloved Chargers. Just kidding, but I am going to church either Saturday night or Sunday morning!



Tommy thinks God only lives in church and can only see/hear/witness his life when Tommy's there. When outside church, God has no idea what you're doing. And of course, God could care less about the real problems of the world (much less your sins, Tommy) because he really wants to hear your sports prayers.

[longcommute]

Another example:


Wednesday September 26, 2007 midnight in Charlotte
Thursday, September 27, 2007 at 8:43am

I had one beer for some reason and just drank water and had pizza.

[longcommute]

Monday September 24, 2007 7am:

I forgot to mention this week that I went to PETCO PARK for the very first time on Friday. Michelle's brother in law had a birthday party in the bleacher seats at centerfield. It was fun! The whole time I kept on thinking, I need to take my kids there. For some reason, baseball wasn't a big sport to play in my family. We were into football, basketball, and track. Baseball never was a big deal to me, but being at Petco it sure felt like FAMILY. Family and kids can go to a Padre game, but freaks and friends go to Charger games.


So this is why he hasn't been spending as much time with his kids--that explains it.

[longcommute]

Tuesday September 18, 2007 9:30am: You're going to hate me for saying this, but HAPPY HOLIDAYS! For some reason, I'm in the Christmas/Holiday spirit EARLY! I usually get into it after Halloween and sometimes after Thanksgiving, but I'm ready for it now! I'm going to have the best holiday ever with the kids, family, friends, and and Michelle.

Part of my contract includes getting B&E Christmas together and the deadline for my plans/budget was yesterday.

[zodiac]

Where o where is Amused lately?
We miss you! :wavey:

[longcommute]

Saturday September 1, 2007 6pm:

If for some reason you are a person that reads this blog, first of all thank you so much.

Thanks for increasing my bonus. I could care less about you.


If for some reason you are a person that is reading this blog and just doesn’t know how to take that first step in perhaps YOUR 6 months that might change your life, then get a hold of me or let me try to say something in this blog to get you on that “healthy way of living” and from that, GOOD THINGS will come your way. Trust me, it happened to me.



I hope you do not call me.

[longcommute]

Sunday September 2, 2007 6am: Not sure why I sleep on the couch, but I’m sure it’s some FREUD-IAN reason that makes sense. Yesterday, Michelle and I did talk “un officially” on where the perfect location might be to get a new place. I would love to stay here, but I think it’s time to get a new place to make new memories, instead of staying here where there may be reminders of days and years gone by!

Lets take a deep breath and we’ll get back to that soon!


I don't know what he's lying about here--don't even want to guess.

[longcommute]

Sunday August 26, 2007 noon:
Hi, how are you? I just (wait) WE JUST got back from Las Vegas and during the flight back, I was thinking about YOU and how I would start off this blog and what would I say first and what I needed to say and make you understand and for some reason right now, I’m starting to get tears in my eyes because how I know in my heart that the spur of the moment decision that happened Friday morning ON THE AIR was so right!


See what I mean about a tell?

[Trixie]

LongCommute - I love the 4SumReasons. You may have unlocked the 'secret'.

As for Amused, I don't know for sure, but wasn't her first daughter (Amanda, I think) planning on getting married some weekend this month? Remember the lie about Eddie needing to wear a suit to a party. It was more like picking up the suit for the wedding, or maybe getting fitted for the suit.

I'm hope Amused will participate if available. Congrats on the wedding (to-be)! May you become the Mother-In-Law you never had.

[Sapphie]

What a difference a year makes huh?!....this is from the archives of July last year....




" Here's a letter from a "listener" that needed some LOVE ADVICE. Hmmm, he sure sounds familiar.
Monday, July 31, 2006 at 10:46am

If you ever need help with anything from LOVE TO KIDS, you are more than welcome to email Jeff and Jer. Here's a letter from a "listener" that needed some LOVE ADVICE. Hmmm, he sure sounds familiar. Email Little Tommy if you have advice for him: [email protected]

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Dear Jeff and Jer,

I can’t believe I’m sitting down at my computer emailing you two about my love life! I’d call in and ask to go on the air, but I think too many people might recognize my voice and I would screw it all up and sound like a complete idiot (you already have Randy for that role)……

I’ve listened to you two forever! I’m in my early 40’s. Divorced about 3 years ago. Two great kids and my relationship with my ex-wife is at it’s very best it has ever been! The divorce wasn’t the prettiest of things, but at the end of it all, everyone involved is doing great and the past is behind us and we can actually laugh at the silly stories from that terrible time in my life. I will always love my ex wife. She’s actually very much responsible for my so called success I have with my job! Well, at least that’s what her lawyer told me.

Since that divorce I got involved with two women. Serious relationships with both of them. I loved both of them very much and I gave both of them my heart and my soul and more. Many of my friends say I gave too much of the MORE part, but I think that’s just the way I am. I also think I tip too much but that’s another story and another email…

The last breakup was about a year ago exactly. We were engaged to be married! Shopping for the ring lasted longer than the actual engagement. It was a bad breakup. My heart was broken and I never even talked about it to any of my friends or family. One day we celebrated our engagement and then less than a month later, I went in to seclusion kind of and never said anything to anyone about why we broke up. I just let it fade away. TME DOES HEAL the pain and I’m not in denial about it all anymore.
I do have a 30 thousand dollar ring, I’d sell to you for 20 grand.

Okay: NOW, to the reason why I’m emailing you two:

I made a decision last year after that breakup to concentrate on myself. AVOID women. Just concentrate on being the best dad. When I’m with my kids, be with my kids. Concentrate on making sure my mom is okay. She’s getting older and I want to make sure her life is as best as it can be. My whole life is going really well right now, BECAUSE I AM AVOIDING the devil’s candy, better known as WOMAN! I am happy to be a single dad. BEING ALONE ain’t so bad. I actually love it. With the exception of having to lose a few pounds, LIFE IS AWESOME, because I am not in a relationship! WOMEN OUT OF MY LIFE is a good thing…..

BUT, one month ago exactly I accidentally met someone! She came to my work and we started to flirt and all that and then we went to lunch and all that and then she came over and all that……I think I’m falling in love with her. She says she’s falling in love with me as well. I feel like a high school kid in love for the first time when I’m with her. We talk on the phone for hours……She emails me great little poems……It’s a great feeling to be with someone like her for the short time we’ve been together.

Here’s where I need your help:

*******DO I stop seeing this woman, who I really like being with, and stick to my guns about NO WOMEN in my life?

Or

*******DO I continue to see her and continue to fall deeper and deeper in love and whatever happens happens and if things go as we talk about, maybe drop to my knee and get married AGAIN……


I guess I need to know: IS IT OKAY TO NOT WANT TO BE WITH ANYONE if it makes everything in your life the best it can be?
OR does everyone in this world have a soulmate and if I think she’s the one, do I go for it?

I’m feeling I should break it off, but the one thing that stops me is that I’m falling deeper and deeper everyday.

Well, I love you guys more than you know…..You two have a great show…..I’ll be listening. If you need me to call in, just say to call in and I will call. I listen all the time!"

[listener13]

I've been out of town for the last week, guess I didn't miss much on the spewgram.

I was driving someplace this morning (Sat), and they had the "best of" drivel on. First question - don't you really need to have some good content to begin with to be able to have what can be considered a "best of" show?

Second - Jeff was reading that Red Hat Ladies thing - and freaking Randy and Laura were all laughing in the background - and NONE of it was funny! Obviously Crankpot was on vacation - because he wasn't weighing in with insights from his clown-faced wife. It occurred to me that this show is basically some friends, at a happy hour or something, drunk, laughing uncontrollably at absolutely nothing - and the people at the next table just don't get it......well, I think it's the listeners now that just don't get it. What's so funny? Why does Randy have to laugh uncontrollably? It's ridiculous - they should just do a daily happy hour for themselves at Claim Jumpers, get out of the business, and get someone in there who is genuinely funny.

[Dawnski]

Zodiac - Amused has a REAL life that includes her kids, and doesn't include strangers hiking with her up Iron Mt, Cowles Mt, and Torrey Pines.

longcommute - yeah, that "for some reason" bugs me too. How old is this fat head, and he doesn't know why he does things? Please!

Oh my gosh Sapphie - that letter sounds like FH wrote it!!!

[RowdyOne]

Oh, yeah, that letter has FH's signature all over it. Can't be any doubt. And didn't he write almost this exact drivel in his blog when he met Moochelle? Maybe he checked out the archives too so he wouldn't have to try to think what to say this time around.

[Trixie]

Saturday October 6, 2007 4:30am: Geez! I was kidding about the spare bedroom in my last blog! I assumed you would of known from the start that I was just teasing! "call me old fashion"......Anyway!

I couldn't sleep last night, because I was so excited to get weighed in this morning to see if the scale would be anything less than 202. The last time I ate was at 5:30pm last night. I did have water between dinner and up to 8pm. We went to bed around 11pm and I just woke up. For dinner I had "the Ensenada chicken plate" at Red Robin at North County Fair. It was healthy. No butter, no oil, no sauce, etc. and a salad with Italian.

This morning, I'm at 201.1. I'm feeling really good about this. It's just a matter of time and mathematically very possible to hit 190 soon. When I hit 190 that's when it becomes a task. That's when I start feeling like "superman" and I can eat anything and stay at that weight. Well, that's how I used to feel. When I get to 190 this time, I will work even harder because I do want to get to 185 by Christmas. It's going to be tough with the holidays and the eating and gatherings, but I can do it. HEY, I was in New Orleans one year and didn't drink one sip of booze. So, being here for the holidays, I can NOT eat like I usually do to get to my goal.

Another reason why I couldn't sleep is that I'm realizing the 3 day is not that far away! This morning at UCSD is kind of like a "dress rehearsal" 10 mile walk "3 day open house" or whatever you want to call it. It's a training walk for free put on by the people that bring us the 3 day (I think it is)....Barbara Lee Edwards will be there too. We're going to walk together and make a new TV promo for the 3 day.

I'm bummed out and so is Michelle that we're missing Iron Mountain and Torrey Pines this morning! Seeing the regulars at these walks is very much needed and very much a part of "this journey". I know that sounds all mushy and stuff, but it's true. The regulars have become buddies to Michelle and I. She is closer to a few more people than I am, but it's cool to realize how much those walks mean to me and Michelle when we know we won't be there today because of the 10 mile walk at UCSD.

This morning, it is like a dress rehearsal for the 3 day. This morning is the first time I'm wearing that BELT THINGY with the drinks. We poured our drinks last night and they are all in the fridge. We have our clothes layed out for this morning and "carb bars" and stuff like that. 10 miles is not a walk in the park. Iron and Torrey combined is 9 miles and we all have a ONE HOUR break in between places, so 10 miles of NOT KNOWING THE course will be interesting and fun and nerve wracking.

I'm thinking about going to church tonight at 6 or tomorrow at 8:30 at Skyline in Rancho San Diego. I think that's what it's called. I need to make this a priority.

I'm also getting Eddie tonight to hang for the rest of the weekend. Vanessa is almost 13 and it's the weekend and she only penciled me in for tonight, but I think she has a prior engagement that is making her blow off DAD. Yes, I'm kind of teasing, but I'm really NOT LOOKING forward to Vanessa's next few years. She AIN'T that little girl anymore. I wish Vanessa was still 5 and a CHILD. Vanessa at almost 13 is God's way of getting me back for all the stuff I did when I was her age with girls. I am so proud of Vanessa and Eddie, but I wish they were still 3 and 5.

I better get ready.

I'll talk to you soon. HEY, I'm at 201.1 and going down.

Thanks for all the emails too. I appreciate the ones that help me and encourage me and I still appreciate the others that I get that call me FAT and WANT ME TO FAIL. I love those too. I wish the ones that email me about name calling and stuff like that had the balls to leave real email addresses and a phone number other than 555-5555. But, it's all good!

Okay, I can't leave you with that comment.

Lets see!

GO CHARGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!

[SDReadhead]

Yes, Tub-O-Lard Tummy, you wish your two children were three and five again so that this time around you could be home with them, and father them, instead of doing the nasty with some tart in a hotel while your wife was making sure the kids were well looked after. And you know what, you freak of nature with the grammar skills of a moron? Someday you will wish your kids were ten and twelve again so that you could make up for the crap you are pulling on them now, too.

Here's an idea, FH, live in tne "now" and be a good dad today. It's hard. It's not a job that has sycophants grovelling after some shred of self-esteem that knowing a C-list celebrity gives them. But it is infinitely rewarding if you can ever get past your own needs to look at the needs of your kids.

[listener13]

From FH's Blob: Thanks for all the emails too. I appreciate the ones that help me and encourage me and I still appreciate the others that I get that call me FAT and WANT ME TO FAIL. I love those too. I wish the ones that email me about name calling and stuff like that had the balls to leave real email addresses and a phone number other than 555-5555. But, it's all good!
/

Hey, FH - why would you want phone numbers? So that you can pick up the women? Loser...........go to church tomorrow and think about that for a while.....or over your large carne asada plate at Albertos - either way.

[Amused]

FH's Blob:
I'm thinking about going to church tonight at 6 or tomorrow at 8:30 at Skyline in Rancho San Diego. I think that's what it's called. I need to make this a priority.

I'm also getting Eddie tonight to hang for the rest of the weekend. Vanessa is almost 13 and it's the weekend and she only penciled me in for tonight, but I think she has a prior engagement that is making her blow off DAD. Yes, I'm kind of teasing, but I'm really NOT LOOKING forward to Vanessa's next few years. She AIN'T that little girl anymore. I wish Vanessa was still 5 and a CHILD. Vanessa at almost 13 is God's way of getting me back for all the stuff I did when I was her age with girls. I am so proud of Vanessa and Eddie, but I wish they were still 3 and 5.


I thought I would check in and say "Hi". I read the last few pages, you guys are funny!

I can see Fatty's still up to his same 'ol lies. I don't think God can save you now FH. First you have to correct your ill behavior. Just because you go to church that isn't going to make you a good person. It will simply confirm the fact that you are a HYPOCRITE! Take a good look at who you are and why you are lying to the public. Let me break it down for you... YOU LIE BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE WHO YOU REALLY ARE!!! It's simple. His blobs should be labeled 100% fiction.

Stats on FH: 43 y/o M, 5'4" last I saw him he probably was 250 lbs and the kids bought him a XXXL, yes that is 3 X's. I'm telling you what, that Mooch had to beg him to diet because he must've flattened her out like a paper doll in his spare room! LOL

The kids (both of them) are home with me because it's my weekend. I don't just trade them in and out because I have an obligation to hike with "my people". It amazes me at how many lies he tells every single day. When he used to work on his show and book his guests I'd ask him "why did you just lie to that person" he would say, "that's what makes me successful". When you see that day in and day out you learn that you can't trust a person like that. A compulsive habitual liar. It's really a sickness with him. Instead of church he should consider psychiatric help. That would benefit everyone that he comes into contact with.

On a happier note, Amanda's wedding is a week from tomorrow. We are all really excited. Vanessa's nervous about wearing high heels. She tried them on with her gown and tried to walk and said, "Oh my gosh, I'm going to fall flat on my face!" She asked if you bend your knees when you walk, etc. The ladies will relate because walking in heels your first time should be video taped! LOL

That's the news from Temecula. Lots of fires up this way today :-( I hope everyones homes are okay up here. Toodles :wavey2:

[Trixie]

I am so sick and tired of hearing about Laura's school reunion! She is sooooo insecure! Sure you want to look good but she is way over the top. Trying to find some "celebrity" person to take her, what? to try to make her seem like she is someone she's not. Jeez, anyone else in her position would be satisfied being able to say they earn a 6 digit income, are part of the highest rated radio show in San Diego, etc. etc.. etc...BUT OH NO , not Laura. She is never satisfied with what she has, she always wants more. Believe me, after the night is over Laura, no one will even give you a second thought. You're suppose to go to these things and have a good time and rekindle some old friendships. Sounds like more headgames to me.

And from the webpage: I'm getting my "hair did" this week and I have no idea what to do with it!!!
http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/EMTpoll_3916_15583.jpg

This one covers most of your face, so my vote is for this one.:disa:

Forget about the hair Laura, do something about that "horse face"



Props to YoungAmerican for initially inserting this. I was reading some of the old posts (July 2006) and found this. I thought it was worth sharing, as I wasn't a Drama Club member back then, and with all the new folk, it is just another face of LBM.

It is a slow weekend, not many posts, thought I'd stretch the page down.

[Trixie]

Amused, nice to 'read' you.:cheers:

[LisaP]

Amused, nice to 'read' you.:cheers:

Ditto. You said everything that I have thought.

Good luck on the wedding in a week. And yes, I can relate on Vanessa and the heels. I hope the day goes wonderfully, and is FH-Drama-Free.

[insightbyjake]

Ditto. You said everything that I have thought.

Good luck on the wedding in a week. And yes, I can relate on Vanessa and the heels. I hope the day goes wonderfully, and is FH-Drama-Free.

Socrates once wrote,“Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live."

Clearly, FH is of the first category.

[GirlfromOR]

Hey, FH - why would you want phone numbers? So that you can pick up the women? Loser...........go to church tomorrow and think about that for a while.....or over your large carne asada plate at Albertos - either way.

No, L13, he wants numbers and real email addresses so that he can call the "name callers." He also wants to email you and tell you how wrong you are and try to deny everything you say to him. I posted awhile back about how I emailed something (I think questioning his parenting and asking how he could post some of the things in his blog knowing that the kids read) and he called me. He was so creepy and was like, "Is your mom home? This is Tommy... from those blogs, can I talk to your mom?" He wouldn't tell me who he was or why he was calling. I really didn't get who he was at first and it didn't dawn on me until after I hung up, so I never figured out what he wanted. I assume he was going to yell at me and then thought I was a child because I sound young on the phone, so he was going to tell my mom on me. Haha. I'd can't believe he'd actually post in his blog that he wants people to give him their personal phone numbers after they have called him names. It is so obvious that he is looking for new people to harass. I always wonder what he would have said to me if I hadn't disconnected the call.

[Trixie]

Saturday October 6, 2007 7:30pm: Where do I start? Today was a powerful day! I learned so much about the “real reason” why THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE do the 3 Day Walk. 13 cities and it ends in San Diego in exactly one month!

Of course it’s not about getting in shape and being able to walk 20 miles in 3 days. Of course it’s not about ME and my journey. What is it about? It’s about the millions and millions of women that have had, have, or will have breast cancer! It’s about their journey during their time. Each patient that is told they have breast cancer has their own personal story. It can be a 40 year old teacher who just started at a new school. It can be a fiancé to someone who is getting married in a couple of weeks. It can be your friends sister. It can be a 31 year old neighbor who just had a baby. IT GOES ON AND ON and it’s about the survivors and it’s about the people we want to remember who have passed on and it’s about the people who are going through it right now. We need to raise money to do something that I will say to you right now that came from a survivor I heard speak today named Michelle. She said it’s about “PUTTING BREAST CANCER FACILITIES OUT OF BUSINESS” and to GET RID OF THIS TERRIBLE DISEASE that “mostly” women get.

Today, after I walked 10 miles around University City and the UCSD campus, I was at an open house at the John Moores Cancer Facility. I heard about 5 doctors speak and one survivor. They talked about the latest in breast cancer research and procedures. It was very powerful to me and it made me finally GET IT. Yes, we all know someone or we are someone that has been through this, but FOR ME, today I saw with my own eyes on a HUGE screen in a conference room what these courageous people go through or have gone through. God bless the doctors, the nurses, the staff and at these places.

When I got home from this event, I immediately emailed the suits at the radio station to see if we can get the UCSD staff that put on this open house TO DO IT AGAIN. NOT THE WALK, but the SPEAKERS who talked today. I want you to see it. YOU MUST SEE IT. I will do all I can to have this open house happen again for the 3 day. Every woman needs to see what I saw today. Every man who knows a woman should see this. REALLY, I truly mean this!

I know Mattie from the Hero’s and I know the story of Linda McCartney. Those two stories are what I think about when I walk for the 3 day. It will be what I’m thinking about in one month from today, BUT from this day forward, I need to learn about this cancer. I need to support this 3 day in a huge way. IT IS ABOUT raising money.

Today, I spoke to a nice woman named Sonya. She talked to me after the open house. She’s a listener and even did Torrey Pines ONCE with me. She is a 15 year survivor. She told me her story and what she went through and then she asked me how I was feeling after the 10 mile training walk today and I told her, “ I felt beat up”, BUT INSTANTLY to MYSELF I wished I could take back what I said about feeling beat up from the walk, because the pain that I thought I may have been feeling and how my feet needed a massage was not even a micro-whatever amount of suffering and pain that millions of women have felt going through their treatment. I promised myself to NEVER EVER answer like I did because I can walk and I can do what I did this morning, but today I heard stories from women as they were getting their treatments that were the ones that were really feeling “beat up” not me. I hope I said this correctly and relayed to you how I feel.

I would of loved to tell you how my walk today was. I would love to tell you about all the nice people I met today were at the training walk. I would love to tell you about Barbara Lee Edwards during the walk today, but that’s not what it’s about today. Today FOR ME was about finally getting the message to why I am walking and seeing for myself on a screen what people are going through.

If you are someone that is reading this blog that is a survivor or going through this now or know someone or know someone that has passed on. Please email me at [email protected] and let me know your name or their name, because I will walk in their honor!

[RowdyOne]

"It was very powerful to me and it made me finally GET IT." About time, FH.

"I know the story of Linda McCartney." Oh you just had to bring up your imaginary close association with her, didn't you?

I told her, “ I felt beat up”... "I promised myself to NEVER EVER answer like I did" I'll bet the farm he'll mention in his next blab how tired and beat up he feels. It's all about HIM no matter what he thinks he learned from this event, isn't it FH?

[surfing_texan]

Didn't he tell somebody on this board (in a nice way, of course) that his own mother is currently fighting breast cancer? Why didn't he mention her in this blog? Why isn't he walking for her? Could the FH have been lying about this too?

I sincerely hope he isn't so sick in the head that he would lie about something like that, but I even suspected that he lied about the little boy at Rady Children's Hospital (Caden was it?).

Liars are the cause of all the sins and crimes in the world.- Epictetus

[Amused]

Saturday October 6, 2007 7:30pm:
From FH's Blob:

Where do I start?

I hope I said this correctly and relayed to you how I feel.

Today FOR ME was about finally getting the message to why I am walking.

Please email me at [email protected] and let me know your name or their name, because I will walk in their honor!

:puke: :gle: OH PLEASE!!!

If you don't know where to start turn off your computer.

"I hope I said this correctly" You never say anything correctly and you're making it about how YOU FEEL. Everything is always about you. Your ego is destroying you.

FH you STILL haven't gotten the message as to why you're walking. You're walking so that you have something to blob about and to get that fat face on TV, that's it. You're following remark shows exactly that. Let me walk in their honor! Are you kidding me right now? FH pull your head out of your a$$... ask for money you lame p.o.s. It's about the money... it's a fund raiser... it's about finding a cure... It isn't about your ego, your feet, your friends, your show, your anything. Figure it out or shut up because it's possible that you're making yourself look stupider than you are, is that possible? LOL

FH, it would have been an incredibly amazing gesture for you to donate your time and open your wallet and shut your mouth. That's all.

[Amused]

Didn't he tell somebody on this board (in a nice way, of course) that his own mother is currently fighting breast cancer? Why didn't he mention her in this blog? Why isn't he walking for her? Could the FH have been lying about this too?

She has diabetes. Does that = BREAST CANCER? Maybe to FH it does.

I can only say that FH has a mental disease that is like a cancer.

[RowdyOne]

Amused, as usual, you have hit the nail on the head, succinctly and powerfully. Thank you for being here.:bow:

[listener13]

Amused - you crack me up. I hope that FH realizes that we all know he's a big freaking liar.

Speaking of FH - I just saw him on a commercial on Channel 8 for the 3Day - he looked GIGANTIC! There's no way he's 201 lbs - no way. He has manboobs - they're at least a C cup.

[BigAl]

Time to expose this FH 201lb myth.
Mission- For those of you who live in SD Cty, when in your travels around, be on the lookout for FH and Mooch and try to see if FH is really losing or is he as huge as some of you have reported. These lies need to stop and they need to be exposed.
We are all now super sleuths and report back here with updates.

On another note, LBM is really laying low, so it will be interesting to hear of her sad story when they return from vacation....or maybe they won't and the Jack Monkey will take over the morning show like it did at the other station.

[longcommute]

Saturday October 6, 2007 7:30pm:
It can be a 40 year old teacher who just started at a new school. It can be a fiancé to someone who is getting married in a couple of weeks. It can be your friends sister. It can be a 31 year old neighbor who just had a baby.

I wish people would stop perpetuating the myth that breast cancer mainly affects young women. The average breast cancer patient is 55-65 and the strongest risk factor is age. Young women tend to have more aggressive disease and the risk of death is higher, but it's much more common in older women. But of course, younger women are much more attractive to the cause because they have more dramatic stories and perkier boobs.

Another myth is that women who have no family history of breast cancer don't need to worry. True, women who have a family history of breast cancer are at much higher risk, but 75% of women with breast cancer have no family history.

Save the Ta Tas!!!
Click here daily to help donate a mammogram:
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=2

[listener13]

I wish people would stop perpetuating the myth that breast cancer mainly affects young women. The average breast cancer patient is 55-65 and the strongest risk factor is age. Young women tend to have more aggressive disease and the risk of death is higher, but it's much more common in older women. But of course, younger women are much more attractive to the cause because they have more dramatic stories and perkier boobs.

Another myth is that women who have no family history of breast cancer don't need to worry. True, women who have a family history of breast cancer are at much higher risk, but 75% of women with breast cancer have no family history.

Save the Ta Tas!!!
Click here daily to help donate a mammogram:
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=2

Longcommute: So true - my Mother and Aunt both died of breast cancer in their 50s. Another myth is that it only affects women - men can get breast cancer, as well.

I'm INSULTED that FH insinuated that his mother has breast cancer - diabetes is NOT breast cancer. God, he is such a freaking lying moron. Diabetes is nothing to mess with, that's for sure (and FH with the huge boobs may want to remember that when he's supersizing his order at McDonalds).

FH has proven that he wouldn't know the truth if it bit him on his 250 lb. 3XL arse.

[11ListenerNot]

I'm INSULTED that FH insinuated that his mother has breast cancer - diabetes is NOT breast cancer. God, he is such a freaking lying moron
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I'm insulted by most of what he says. I lost it when he said he was going to church to pray for a Charger win!! What you want to bet that he didn't make it to church at all? He was probably sleeping-in in Mooch's spare bedroom (ha ha)

[cheekymonkey]

Another myth is that women who have no family history of breast cancer don't need to worry. True, women who have a family history of breast cancer are at much higher risk, but 75% of women with breast cancer have no family history.

Save the Ta Tas!!!
Click here daily to help donate a mammogram:
http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/clickToGive/home.faces?siteId=2


I went thru a scare about 5 yrs ago. No history of cancer in my family whatsoever. When I told that to the doctor, she said "It has to start somewhere".

Needless to say my biopsy came out clear but I have many friends that are battling for their lives. :boxing:

[cheekymonkey]

She has diabetes. Does that = BREAST CANCER? Maybe to FH it does.

I can only say that FH has a mental disease that is like a cancer.


Amused:
:bow:


And can you enlighten us to how many vacations the showgram takes? It seems like they are off at least a week a month. Just curious.

And good luck to Vanessa and her shoes. Have her wear them around the house as much as possible!! And practice w/her dress on (in case it is long). And congrats to you mama!!!

:bow:

[Trixie]

I think FH's new name should be 3XL.

How big do you have to be to wear a 3XL and be proud of that fact?

:wavey2:

[Mom2ThreeBoys]

What a complete bastard. NOW he gets it?? NOW??? How about 'getting it' six months ago when he signed up for the 3-Day? He could have spent the entire spring, summer, and fall raising a boatload of money to help fund those that are desperately trying to find a cure for this awful killer. He could have been spreading the word about how many mothers, sisters, aunts, grandmothers, daughters and men too have had their lives cut short, and how everyone can contribute to finding a cure. Sorry, but this late epiphany just pissed me off big time.

Don't even get me started on LBM. I've heard friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend confirmation of pretty much everything that has been speculated about here, including substance abuse far beyond alcohol and the impetus for rehab being the school injury followed by 'why can't anyone find his mother?'. I give everyone one break but her behavior after rehab, especially on tummytube, has been reprehensible.

[listener13]

Mom2ThreeBoys: What was the nature of the school injury? Was it that he got hurt there, and no one could find her to take him for medical care? I'm thinking Dave was on a trip somewhere? Sorry to be so Dilbert-like.

I'm thinking that while she should have been available to take care of her injured son, she was sitting on a barstool at the Lamplighter.

[longcommute]

Now breast cancer is a worthy cause, but don't you think Tommy would have chosen something a little closer to home? Why isn't Tommy all fired up about MS? Doesn't his sister have MS? I don't think it's Rose/Punkin--can't remember his other sister's name. There were 2 MS walks in San Diego in April. Diabetes--his mom has diabetes and there are all sorts of rides/runs/walks related to diabetes. How about vision loss/albinism since Michelle's kid is affected? He is just a selfish media hound. Guess diabetes and MS aren't sexy and trendy enough and they don't have cute accessories or hip advocates like Cheryl Crow and Melissa Etheridge to rub elbows with. What a JERK. Doesn't charity start at home, Tomas?

[Smitty]

Amused:
:bow:


And can you enlighten us to how many vacations the showgram takes? It seems like they are off at least a week a month. Just curious.

And good luck to Vanessa and her shoes. Have her wear them around the house as much as possible!! And practice w/her dress on (in case it is long). And congrats to you mama!!!

:bow:

The showgram gets 5 weeks off a year plus all of the holidays. It's in their contract. In case you are wondering their weeks off are generally as follow:

1 1/2 weeks off for Christmas. This is typically 1 week of vacation plus 2 holidays.

A week off in February around Valentines day, which is why the mile of men is typically done after Valentines day.

A week off in April for a late Spring Break

A week off in July for Summer vacation

A week off in October for Fall Break

The day after Thanksgiving off.

Morning Show Boot Camp is generally in August.

[Amused]

Amused:
:bow:

And can you enlighten us to how many vacations the showgram takes? It seems like they are off at least a week a month. Just curious.



Obviously not enough because they are still torturing San Diego with their daily BS for at least 45 weeks a year!

Holy crap people buy an XM they are less than $100. I own one in each car and put iPod adapters in my cars because I refuse to be a party to that crapola they call entertainment. There is nothing entertaining about that "show". They are a mess of divorced fools who lost their focus in life and because they have contracts they still have a job. They continue to show up and lie to the public because somewhere they discovered that lying gets people to listen and because the public is intrigued with their grotesque lives they get sponsors who pay for commercials which keeps them on the air and in your lovely home town of San Diego. Buy an XM so I can finally be free of fatty... he'll have to do a show in Tucson or somewhere! Support the cause people. Hey, maybe I'm onto something, I could be an XM Sales Rep. LOL

[Wabbitsd]

I tell you what, his trying to promote this 3 Day is more than just annoying to me. The loser gloms on to anything and everything to stroke his own ego. NOW it's important, because Barbara Lee Edwards is doing it. Frankly, I've lost any respect I might have had for HER by her letting him do this. If I even hear his little ditty on the air...when he cuts in and promotes the J&J website, I want to be ill.

I think it is just so unfortunate that the closest church that will let him in is waaaay the heck over in Rancho San Diego...what is that, a 40 minute drive for him? Yeah, right.

[surfing_texan]

I think it is just so unfortunate that the closest church that will let him in is waaaay the heck over in Rancho San Diego...what is that, a 40 minute drive for him? Yeah, right.

Aren't there 2 Catholic churches in Escondido, not too far from the mooch?

Well I just looked, there are over 15 churches in Escondio, 3 of which are Catholic (isn't that what he claims to be?) and there are several churches between her house and his.

I know you see this FH...you're running out of excuses

[zodiac]

Sunday October 7, 2007 9:30am
Sunday, October 7, 2007 at 12:45pm

Sunday October 7, 2007 9:30am: I stopped eating last night at 7pm for the most part. I had sashimi, edamame, fruit, and lots of water. I was feeling good about getting weighed in the next morning which is THIS MORNING. BUT, there was food around the kitchen counter after 8pm and I took a few pieces. There were some chicken nuggests from McDonald’s and a scarfed down 2 of them as I walked by and I had a banana after 9pm and about 4 roasted almonds NOT raw. So, in other words, I kind of “relapsed” ever so slightly, but it was a relapse, especially walking by the nuggets and stealing them from the box as if I was committing petty theft at a 7-11. So, I went to bed feeling like I blew it for the weigh in Sunday morning. REMEMBER, my goal was to break 200. I went from 211, 206, 204, 202, 201 all during this last week. The 211 to 206 is a mirage or has an asterisk by it, because the 211 was a weigh in with a very full stomach and lots of rootbeer, but the rest of the weigh in’s were on empty stomachs first thing in the morning!

So, this morning I wake up and it took me one second to BLOW OFF the weigh in. I blew it off because I ate after 6-7pm and I just felt FULL when I woke up. But as the morning progressed and I still didn’t eat yet by 9am, I decided to weigh myself and just see what damage I did by eating late in the night.

Well, I just got off the scale and I’m at 199.8. I officially broke 200 pounds and I achieved my first goal in my new journey as I head in to the 3 day next month. My goal is to be at 190 in exactly ONE MONTH, which I can do if I don’t go back to the FAT SIDE. J I’m very happy today. It is a complete turn around from how I felt Monday morning as I weighed myself and saw that I was at 211 and the same weight I was at when I was on stage at the THANK YOU PARTY on April 6th.

I kind of glad….Wait, I am glad, that I saw for myself that I was going back and on the way up and slipping with my eating and stuff. I am glad that I saw it for myself and I am doing what I think I should be doing by getting back on the routine and keep going for it. Just like in Bikram Yoga, I’m not that good in any of the poses, but I keep trying and if I fall off a pose, I get right back into it. That’s how I am with losing weight, overall, I’m not that good at it, but I keep getting back into it when I fall off. So, I’m back on and feeling good and Michelle just cooked me a nice healthy breakfast. Eggs and ham and some fruit. I will eat that in celebration of my 199.8 pounds as of this morning NAKED!

I do know this: If I want to be at 198 or lower, I need to workout once or twice today and stay away from my “petty theft nugget munching”. J

Thank you for the emails with advice and stuff and THANK YOU very much for the emails on the names of people to walk for. I am very proud of the fact that I finally GOT THE MESSAGE of what the 3 Day is all about and what people (mostly women) go through with breast cancer. Last night’s blog that I wrote was very special to me because I did finally get it. I will say each name that is given to me through this blog in honor of the survivors that you know of and the people going through it now. AND YES, thank you for the mean spirited emails as well. KEEP THOSE COMING TOO. It’s all part of this blog. I know by opening up to you as I think I do, I open myself up to emails from people that just rip me a new one. I love it, because I can take it and I know when someone is being real with their feelings and I pray for the people who “dog me out” just because they’re bored on a Saturday night.

BUT, hey I broke 200 pounds today------YIPEE!

GO CHARGERS!!!

[surfing_texan]

Sunday October 7, 2007 9:30am
Sunday, October 7, 2007 at 12:45pm

Michelle just cooked me a nice healthy breakfast. Eggs and ham and some fruit.

Ham is considered healthy? 1 serving of ham (ham steak style, 6oz), has over 400 calories.

[zodiac]

Tommy hasn't really mentioned Laura at all this week, why do you think that is? :confused:

[Daisy CA]

All the BS about losing weight and weighing himself every day is ridiculous. A person needs to burn 3500 calories to burn a pound of fat. For the average person, that does not happen in one day! Just because he is 199.8 does not mean he has lost 11 pounds of fat in a few days!!! Focus on the inches lost, not the scale.

Must be FH/XXXL went to church today. That HAS to be why the Chargers won big today! :rolleyes:

[eyeseeyou]

Tommy hasn't really mentioned Laura at all this week, why do you think that is? :confused:
I was thinking the same thing. I wonder if LBM fell off the ol' wagon this lonely vacation she was fearing.:cheers:
I hope for her kids sake not...but why else would FH not be talking about her...Ohh wait I forgot she was replaced by her twin Moochy.

[GirlfromOR]

Didn't he tell somebody on this board (in a nice way, of course) that his own mother is currently fighting breast cancer? Why didn't he mention her in this blog? Why isn't he walking for her? Could the FH have been lying about this too?

I sincerely hope he isn't so sick in the head that he would lie about something like that, but I even suspected that he lied about the little boy at Rady Children's Hospital (Caden was it?).

Liars are the cause of all the sins and crimes in the world.- Epictetus

Yes, that was me. I posted the emails. I questioned his motives for doing the walk, and to suck it up w/o the chiropracter and massuse. I told him that it wasn't about his comfort, but for him to get an inkling of an idea about what it is to SUFFER. I pretty much told him everything that he "finally got" on Saturday. He responded that his mom had breast cancer and that there would be a story on the news the following week. I asked why he wasn't walking for her, and I don't think he responded.

[pax]

Yes, did he and Laura have a lovers quarrel?

[GirlfromOR]

Diabetes is a pretty serious illness, and 3xl should be careful because I believe that his risk is increased due to his life style and an apparent family history of it. With my job, I get referrals on every person that dies w/in a 3 state radius. I see people with complications from diabetes all of the time... blindness, amputations, renal failure, etc, etc, etc. It is NOT cancer though, and how dare FH tell me (not insinuate) that his mom has cancer if she really doesn't. That is NOT something to joke about. It upsets me that he discounted her own health problems to make up some lie to me, especially because in that email I sent him, I told him of my own battle with bone cancer. If he wants to tell sob stories about his mom's health, there are plenty he can tell about her struggle w/ diabetes.

[cheekymonkey]

Smitty---thanks for the info.

Amused, I listen first thing up til about 6:30 just for the dirt. And whatever train wreck they set up. I was realizing I was pissy in the morning just because listening to Jeff drooooooooooooooooooool on and on about him instead of interviewing a person I couldn't take it any longer.

I listened to KGB this week and loved it. I don't have my kids in the car (they are older now) so I don't have to worry about keeping it clean.

Yes, for me it's like a car wreck and I have rubbernecking. I promise to wean myself and not listen any longer!! I'm just waiting for Laura's relapse. Will someone call me and give me head's up when it happens?

Thanks!

[Amused]

Yes, for me it's like a car wreck and I have rubbernecking. I promise to wean myself and not listen any longer!! I'm just waiting for Laura's relapse. Will someone call me and give me head's up when it happens?

I'm sure you won't have to wait long, that dirty little SECRET is sure to slip, her wagon's probably already lost a wheel or two but the only way the public will find out is if she's readmitted or someone sees her with a straw or a drink, or a guard at Las Colinas or CMH is a member of this thread. I lived in the wreckage for too long and have no interest in seeing it up close any longer. It's not a fun place to be when you're that close to the freaks with one foot in the grave. The only thing that keeps them from falling in is because their egos are so huge it can't be buried!

[SDGirlNative]

Amused...don't you worry about Eddie and Vanessa being around Laura if she gets back on drugs? Yikes. She is such a train wreck.

I would love to know the specifics of what got her into rehab.

Somebody tell Davecain to read this site. He could post too. His name would probably be "Not Amused"

Thanks Amused for the sharing that youd.

[SDGirlNative]

"sharing that you do" Sorry for the typo.

[Alpinemaps]

I listened to KGB this week and loved it. I don't have my kids in the car (they are older now) so I don't have to worry about keeping it clean.

If I'm listening to a morning show, it's KGB. Love those guys. At least they don't pretend to be a clean, family radio show.

If it's not them, then it's the XM or my iPod.

[iamsheens]

It really annoys me that fh can loose a pound or two a day by eating fish and omelets....that is such a lie, I mean obviously we know that but I wonder who is reading his blogs and thinknig he is such an inspiration and stuff....ugh

I like that he never mentioned going to church and or the time he supposedly spend with Eddie...

[Conceptis]

[QUOTE=Amused]
I can see Fatty's still up to his same 'ol lies. I don't think God can save you now FH. First you have to correct your ill behavior. Just because you go to church that isn't going to make you a good person. It will simply confirm the fact that you are a HYPOCRITE! Take a good look at who you are and why you are lying to the public. Let me break it down for you... YOU LIE BECAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE WHO YOU REALLY ARE!!! It's simple. His blobs should be labeled 100% fiction.

It amazes me at how many lies he tells every single day. When he used to work on his show and book his guests I'd ask him "why did you just lie to that person" he would say, "that's what makes me successful". When you see that day in and day out you learn that you can't trust a person like that. A compulsive habitual liar. It's really a sickness with him. Instead of church he should consider psychiatric help. That would benefit everyone that he comes into contact with.
/[QUOTE]

What gaineth a man to inherit the world and lose his soul? Obviously his soul is gone.

[longcommute]

Ham is considered healthy? 1 serving of ham (ham steak style, 6oz), has over 400 calories.
I've been thinking the same thing whenever he mentions it--also very high in sodium and all kinds of other nasty things (like preservatives, nitrates).


All the BS about losing weight and weighing himself every day is ridiculous. A person needs to burn 3500 calories to burn a pound of fat. For the average person, that does not happen in one day! Just because he is 199.8 does not mean he has lost 11 pounds of fat in a few days!!! Focus on the inches lost, not the scale.
I'm guessing Tommy is really 249.8 right now. Just add 50 pounds to his number and it makes a lot more sense. And he really may have lost 11 pounds in a week if he does eat that much salt when he's not on the sashimi/raw almonds/fruit diet--he'll either very rapidly plateau or gain it all back when he goes on his next chicken McNuggets and McGriddles binge. You're absolutely right, though, it's not fat he's lost. And starving himself, which is what his diet sounds like, is not healthy because he'll lose muscle as well. He's basically a binger in life. He binge eats, binge diets, probably binge drinks and would have binge sex if anyone else would go for it. Truly needs AA.

[Trixie]

I'm sure you won't have to wait long, that dirty little SECRET is sure to slip, her wagon's probably already lost a wheel or two but the only way the public will find out is if she's readmitted or someone sees her with a straw or a drink, or a guard at Las Colinas or CMH is a member of this thread. I lived in the wreckage for too long and have no interest in seeing it up close any longer. It's not a fun place to be when you're that close to the freaks with one foot in the grave. The only thing that keeps them from falling in is because their egos are so huge it can't be buried!

Wow. My favorite and morbid part was "Freaks with one foot in the grave." (and one foot on a banana peel, we can only hope!)


I like that he never mentioned going to church and or the time he supposedly spend with Eddie...

Yes. Been wondering why Eddie was not mentioned, but we knew that wasn't gonna happen.

The glass is half empty Mr. XXXL, and evaporating quickly.

[Trixie]

This is what I meant to include in my recent post. I won't edit that one, I'll let this one suffice. Denise Yamada, a Local TV News woman also has the Secret. I found this recent jem. Not that she and Mooch would be friends or anything. I just don't get this Secret, or the Powerful Intentions.


http://deniseyamada.powerfulintentions.com/

[cheekymonkey]

If I'm listening to a morning show, it's KGB. Love those guys. At least they don't pretend to be a clean, family radio show.

If it's not them, then it's the XM or my iPod.

I love them! I just crack up at some of the stuff and I feel so naughtly listening to them!!! :woohoo:

I also love when they make digs at J&J indirectly. I've got KGB now dialed in the morning when I'm getting ready.

What took me so long? :spock: