San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread

[OneKidOneDogMom]

This is what I meant to include in my recent post. I won't edit that one, I'll let this one suffice. Denise Yamada, a Local TV News woman also has the Secret. I found this recent jem. Not that she and Mooch would be friends or anything. I just don't get this Secret, or the Powerful Intentions.


http://deniseyamada.powerfulintentions.com/

This reads more like a personal advertisement - MY busines, MY book! - than a personal statement.

[pastherprime]

YES, thank you for the mean spirited emails as well. KEEP THOSE COMING TOO. It’s all part of this blog. I know by opening up to you as I think I do, I open myself up to emails from people that just rip me a new one. I love it, because I can take it and I know when someone is being real with their feelings and I pray for the people who “dog me out” just because they’re bored on a Saturday night.

I'm confused. Shouldn't this be the one time he should be selfish and pray for himself? Next in line would be his mother, sister, children, people with diseases, fat people, addicts, children who lost at the "good parent" lottery...infinity. Instead, he's praying for mean people.

In war, is it common to openly pray for your opponent during battle? How about just going the more direct route and offering them a hug?

Are you supposed to posture and verbally bait them into giving it their best shot and tell them you love it because you "can take it" or would it be a better idea to be silent but deadly if you intend to stay alive? Unless the goal is really to create a red herring...make a bunch of noise over here to detract from what you're doing over there?

And, just what is the proper response to someone using prayer as a weapon..."Bring it on. If you even think of trying to pray for me, I might as well really give you something to pray about." (?) Maybe just, "Actually, God is on *my* side."

Well, night all. Time to go pray for Satan and goad him into testing me with various temptations like icebergs (I'll pray for those too) because *I* am THE UNSINKABLE TITANIC in human form!

[Wabbitsd]

For an attention whore like MR. XXXL, any attention is the goal. He imagines in his mind he is in control this way, and just like many internet trolls, he thrills at thinking he is causing any kind of discussion. He is a slave to his insecurities.

[Mom2ThreeBoys]

Mom2ThreeBoys: What was the nature of the school injury? Was it that he got hurt there, and no one could find her to take him for medical care? I'm thinking Dave was on a trip somewhere? Sorry to be so Dilbert-like.

I'm thinking that while she should have been available to take care of her injured son, she was sitting on a barstool at the Lamplighter.

L13, what I heard confirmed was really just the general terms that she couldn't be found after Charlie took the header into the pole at school. The other confirmation was that a straw with drug residue was found in her purse, but I don't know if it was during this same incident.

I almost forgot the thing about FH that bugs me the most related to the 3-Day. He says "We support Susan G. Komen" in his promotions. No you don't, FH. Susan passed away 25 years ago. You support what was formerly called The Susan G. Komen Foundation and is now called Susan G. Komen for the Cure. Please at least show enough respect to use the correct name.

[insightbyjake]

[QUOTE=Amused]Obviously not enough because they are still torturing San Diego with their daily BS for at least 45 weeks a year!/QUOTE]


We’re back!!!

Jerry: “Wow! Seems like forever since we’ve been gone!! Here’s what it is….we’ve been gone and we’re going to tell you where we were when we’ve been gone!”

Jeff: “Nothing says ‘Home’ like being home! We’ve been gone to places away from home and now that we’re home, nothing says ‘home’ like being here in places that are home and not away from home! And speaking of home, nothing says home like the small-town feeling of home here where we live. I was saying to Elizabeth, Mark, Vanessa, Ezekiel, Hannah, Cabot, Grace, Faith, Hope and Love, ‘Nothing says love, like family and home!! I drove them all to their respective mom’s houses and said a prayer that Jesus would continue to keep these many homes secure as I continue my walk down the ‘Purpose-driven-The Secret-The-Jesus-I-Never-Knew’Life”

Laura: “Does staying at Tommy’s for five months count as ‘home? Cause I was gone for three days and needed to come home and realized, Dave has my home and I only have Tommy’s home? But he has cable and I Tivo’d 62 shows!! I can’t wait to watch ‘Dancing with-the-Home-Remodeling-Stars.’”

Randy: “Debbie and I are making a new home! It is a ‘home’ for people who’ve made a home for 47 years at someone else’s home and finally realized, it might be better for an A.A.R.P. member to have a home of his own.”

Tommy: “I’ve been home all week trying to convince Eddie and Vanessa that this home is as good as the home their mom makes in Temecula. In fact, this home, has two extra moms! I’m giving up sausages in order to lose 43 pounds in time for the “Follow-Barbara-Lee-Edwards-ass-as-she hikes-up-PCH-for-the-‘Hot-Anchors-Who-Have-Hot-Asses-Who-Hike-For-Charities’-Pink-Ribbon-Team-for-Wanna-Be-Celebrities-making-a-name-for-themselves-as-‘Aren’t-we-hip-cause-we-can-walk-and-people-think-we’re-all-that’-tv & radio-stars-brigade-‘look-at-me-I’m-kind-of-a-big-thing’-let-me-blog-about-how-giving-I-am-as-an Entourage-wanna-be-puffy-guy-outing…charity.”

Jerry: “We’re gonna play that game where we pretend you don’t know who went where and we list who went where and you call in and act like you don’t know who went where and identify who went where! Nothing like the ‘who went where’ game when we go there!”

Jeff: “Nina had the kids this week so Kristen and I went to New York and saw some things that no one has seen before.! ”

Jerry: ”Hey! Wait until the ‘who went where game! That’s when radio hilarity begins! Okay, here are the clues: Some one went to New York and saw Saturday-Night Live. Someone went to the Bahamas and sunbathed nude while checking out 57 breasts! Someone went to Disneyland! Someone stayed home and porked his new girlfriend while writing his 2,000-word blog every day. And finally, someone went to Sedona and wept while watching 123 people enjoy crisp, cool glasses of Chardonnay while she held her six-month-chip-in-my-hand-as-I- suck-down-Frescas-while-dreaming-they-were-Vodka-backed.”

Jeff: “Mark and Laura and Elizabeth and my other 13 kids wept when they saw the video of Kristen and I riding in a carriage down Central Park. I’ll never forget Laura’s words as she exclaimed, ‘Hey Daddy! That’s the same carriage you rode in with our other Mommy 5 years ago, and Cabot’s other, other, mommy 12 years ago!!’ Wow Daddy!! That must be God’s providence – just like you’ve been telling us!!!!’”

Laura: “I met God at my AA meetings. She said, men are Her way of showing us the weaker side of trust. She also said Evie and Char would be better off if Satan wasn’t their dad.”

Randy: “Speaking of AA, Debbie is my weaker side addiction. I’m going to support her forever for the next 23 years of my life expectancy (since I’m already the same age as most grand-fathers).”

Jerry: “I love AA! Many people say I would enjoy it and should attend but, I’m a drunk – not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings.”

Jeff: “Kristen and I had ‘Jesus’ sex in New York at the Donald! We shared a Rob Roy, stripped down to our skivvies and played The Picadore on our IPOD. Nothing says hot newlywed sex like John Philip Sousa!”

Delana: “Can I just do the news? (How the hell did I get his gig? Like there weren’t any other freak-shows that needed a copy reader?)”

Tommy: “Eddie and Vanessa cried every day they were away from me on vacation.”

Insert Blog post from “AMUSED: “Of COURSE they cried, you fat, f**khead, they dreaded the moment they had to return to your house-of-horrors with the bloated-drug-addict-rent-free-roomate and the sex-starved-find-a-meal-ticket-whore, both waiting for you to come home so they could latch on to your coattails and mooch off of the fat drippings of your daily, self-indulgent, self-absorbed, lying-through-your-teeth, lifestyle.”
Jeff: We missed you San Diego! Just like missing your family when you’ve been out of town. Nothing says ‘home’ like coming back to trusted, pure, friends and family. “

Jer: “Awwww! That’s so sweet and soft!”

Jeff: “There is a purity to home that can’t be found away from home. In today’s turbulent world, nothing says home like ‘Welcome back’…. And who could forget the best welcome back song of all time?….have a listen San Diego…

Welcome back,
Your dreams were your ticket out.
Welcome back,
To that same old place that you laughed about.
Well the names have all changed since you hung around,
But those dreams have remained and they're turned around.
Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (Who'd have thought they'd lead ya)
Here where we need ya (Here where we need ya)
Yeah we tease him a lot cause we've got him on the spot, welcome back,
Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back.

Jerry: [off-air]“Hey!!! Where the fu*k is our Little Pepper Deli food? Tell that little loser Emily to tighten up her f**king act or she’ll be slopping chow at Hooter’s for her next job! Hurry the f**k up people!!! We’ve got 4:12 left until our next f***ing ‘family-vacation’ segment!!! What the f**k does a guy have to do to run a f**king, family-values show in this f***ing, piece-of-s**t-town???!! Randy, get my f***ing lawyer on the phone --- I want to know who’s responsible for that f***ing landslide that took out 6 of my spec homes?!!?!???!”!”
“We’re the two and only Jeff and Jer and this has been the worst day of your life!!!!…..See ya.”

[BecInCA]

InsightbyJake- one word: "Hilarious"

Thanks for making me smile on a Monday morning. Have a great week everyone. Is it Friday yet?

[SDchick]

WOOO-HOOO!!!! I don't have an ounce of embarrassment in saying this: I LOVED the movie Next, starring Nicholas Cage. I saw it this past summer, it was different, refreshing, and I think I may have developed a girl-crush on that Jessica Biehl chick as well! (My hubby liked that one)

Anyway, to hear pompous ass Jerinda say he thought it was the worst movie ever ever ever to be made has made my day! I don't have his taste at all, TG!!!!

[pastherprime]

We’re back!!!

New here, pardon the dumb question, was that whole post (and Jerry rant) real or just a made-up funny?

[OneKidOneDogMom]

New here, pardon the dumb question, was that whole post (and Jerry rant) real or just a made-up funny?

Made up funny, but very true!

Also, anyone listening this morning think it's funny that one of the new sponsors is 1-800-Dentist ~ maybe Jeff (the toothless wonder) should call them himself to find a new dentist!!

[BecInCA]

Monday October 8, 2007 8am: Commercials are playing and I had time to write a quick little blog to you to say HELLO! It sure feels good to be at work! Being on a morning radio show for 20 years with Jeff and Jer, I've become family with them and we're all hugging eachother and smiling at eachother and just saying hello. We all really missed eachother. Honestly, I rarely saw Laura over the last few days. When I come home, she's either leaving and when I stayed overnight at home, she was gone somewhere. It was fun to catch up with everyone! (FH needs to learn how to spell- there's no such word as "eachother".)

I didn't do anything on my vacation, but I actually had the best time. I am thankful for not going on a REAL trip because if I went somewhere I wouldn't of realized I was on my way up in gaining weight like I did on Monday October 1st (read blog from that day). If I went somewhere I would have had room service and ate anything and everything and came back home and NOT had the MOMENT I had early last week when I did an about-face and got back in gear with my eating and working out.

FOR ME, it's all about saying "no". Food is all around me. I have kids. Michelle has kids. My mom's house is basically a restaurant. I love the fact that I said "no, thank you" a lot over the last few days. Michelle made sandwiches yesterday and it was very tempting to just walk over and grab one, but I had to say NO because BREAD is the devil for me (for at least a few more weeks). Bread is what gets me fat. Yes, I can eat a burger, but not with the bun. You go to a restaurant and they throw bread at you to munch on. BREAD is the devil.(Like the saying goes: You are what you eat) :) If I stay away from bread and eat smart and healthy and small portions and just be SMART, it's just a matter of time mathematically when I get down to my goal weight of 185.

Yesterday, I was at 199.8 on an empty tummy first thing in the morning. Today, I didn't weigh in first thing and I'm having oatmeal and fruit for breakfast in a few minutes and then doing Torrey Pines immediately after the show. I will also do Bikram Yoga today at 4:30 with the intent to have a light dinner immediately following yoga and then weigh myself when I wake up first thing tomorrow morning. I hope I can break the 199 mark tomorrow.
I will snack on something smart and healthy by noon today and then not eat anything before yoga.

Vanessa text me a message late last night wanting to get her teeth whitened. I think I may take her to Brite Smile tomorrow. She just got her braces off and wants them to be WHITER now. She is really growing up fast. I know I'm going to be one of those dads that beats up her boyfriends. (Yeah, we know that you have that potential based on your past transgressions!)As for my mini-me son Eddie: I think Eddie is wanting to stay at the other home because he has a girlfriend. I think he's ditching me these days to hang with his little friend up there. When I was in 5th grade I had a girlfriend too. It was just innocent and just walking to and from school, but I had the LOVE BUG big time in 5th grade and I see it in Eddie now. (FH- can you say "denial"?)

My mom is well. We talked on the phone late last night as well. She sounded so good and it sounded as if she was 20 years younger. She spoke so well and was just sounding so awesome. I am so happy for that. I do have a recent picture from last week of her and my aunt that I want to post soon. It will make you smile.

In my Saturday night blog, I talked about finally GETTING IT when it comes to the 3 Day and breast cancer. Today at 5pm on News 8 will be a story on Mattie, the woman I will walk for. She is the first woman I wanted to walk for then I decided to also walk in the memory of Linda McCartney and now I have about 50 names of people that are related to this blog by listeners who read this. I will write down every woman's name that comes my way through this blog.

Take care,

Tommy

[SadSadSad]

FH has inspired the invisible elves and I to go on a diet (just because the elves are invisible doesn't mean they aren't concerned about their weight.) So we want to do it in the healthiest way possible and that's why we are following FH's program, but first, of course, we are going to have our "last meal" and load up on MickeyD's. Then we are going to weigh ourselves all bloated and gross so we guarantee our scale will be lower tomorrow. Here's the plan for tomorrow:

Breakfast: 1 egg white. Drink nothing but water
Lunch: 4 almonds RAW, NOT ROASTED!!!!
Dinner: a slice of sashimi and an ounce of edamame

Mathamatically (using FH calculations) we know that we will lose 15 pounds in 24 hours.

You can wish us good luck, but we won't need it because we have FH on our side. We'll report back on our progress.

[MissThany]

Time to go pray for Satan and goad him into testing me with various temptations like icebergs (I'll pray for those too) because *I* am THE UNSINKABLE TITANIC in human form!

This made me laugh out loud.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

I was just looking at XXXL's 3-day fundraising page - he's up to $635 (of the minimum $2200 he must raise to walk)...it looks like most of it has been contributed by friends of Mattie or his "walking buddies"...

BUT - Nina Detrow (Jeff's ex) donated $50. Hmmmm........

[11ListenerNot]

Laura's Diary, October 8th, 2007
Monday, October 8, 2007 at 1:27pm

Dear Diary,

It feels like it's been a month since I've been at work. Is that a sign of a good vacation or a bad one? I'm thinking good, because I certainly had a fine week off. I actually did it. I took a solo road trip to Sedona (see photos on website). I got up last Saturday and decided I was going to take off in my car and drive far far away. I packed a few shirts, jeans, a pair of shorts, jammies, undies, a toothbrush, two disposable cameras and a little bit of make-up. I wanted to leave the face paint at home, but my arm magically packed it into my suitcase on its own power. Girls gotta have some eyes, for goodness sake.

I stopped for road snacks, packed them into Misty's cooler, stopped by Borders and bought a few books on tape and I was on the way to the desert. I listened to "Into the Wild" on the way there. It ended at the exact moment I entered Sedona. How cool is that? Great book. Can't wait to see the movie. I guess Sean Penn produced it or directed it. On the way back, I listened to Zodiac, a book about the serial killer who was never caught. What was I thinking listening to scary stories about women who were abducted on dark roads and killed? I'm not all that smart sometimes. I didn't like that one too much. It was way too long and way too detailed.

Anyway, when I got to Sedona, there were no hotel rooms. I looked from place to place until I found a nice lady at the Radisson who looked at my mascara-smeared eyes and scrunchied-hair and felt sorry for me. She hooked me up with a really nice room. The next morning I went on a hunt for the famed vortexes of Sedona. I took my little map and hiked up this little hill to a bare spot where this woman was selling silver jewelry on a bed sheet. I asked her where the vortex was. She told me I was standing on it. Alrightly then. Didn't feel anything too spectacular. The lady told me I'd probably feel tired later, or weepy. I wanted to tell her that I was going to feel that way anyway because that's the way I usually feel in the afternoon.

I just kind of cruised around the town and the hills for a awhile, then I got sad all alone in a Mexican restaurant so I decided to go back to my hotel room. That's where I found a flyer for a "Star Party" on the top of a mountain. It was a star gazing thingy. I called and made a reservation. At eight that night, I drove up to this remote location on the top of a mountain. That's where a man and this HUGE telescope were standing, along with about five other people. It was so incredibly dark, I couldn't see my hand in front of my face. What I did see was the Milky Way, the Hubble Space Telescope passing through, the Andromeda Galaxy, a binary star and the closest view of the moon one could see without actually stepping foot on it! That night was one of the most spectacular nights of my life.

The next day, I decided to drive to the Grand Canyon since it was only two hours away…I thought. Four hours later, I was in the Grand Canyon State Park looking at a bunch of fog. I couldn't see a dang thing. I might as well have been looking at a football field at Poway High School. Couldn't see ANYTHING. So, from there, I drove all the way home. It took me about 9 hours and one speeding ticket to get home, but I think I really did something special. I'm proud of myself for actually going through with it.

Had a great weekend with the kids. I'll tell you about that tomorrow. Today, I'm doing a little self talk after a really hard day yesterday. I've got to move on. It's so very painful and so hard, but it’s more apparent to me than ever that I must move on….

See you tomorrow, Diary.

[wanky]

Yes, Laura, you MUST move on for the sake of your kids. Maybe this experience will force you to grow up and realize life is not about shopping, tv shows, napping, and more shopping. It's about being thankful for each day and spending quality time with your kids when they are in your care. If this is not a wake up call, then I don't know what is.

It sure sounds like Dave has found a replacement for LBM. I'm sure we'll soon find out the scoop.

[11ListenerNot]

Anyway, when I got to Sedona, there were no hotel rooms. I looked from place to place until I found a nice lady at the Radisson who looked at my mascara-smeared eyes and scrunchied-hair and felt sorry for me
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Why would anyone drive to Sedona on a Saturday without a hotel reservation?? It's a very popular tourist spot, and it's a Saturday! Also, with a little advance planning you can get great deals on the internet, expedia etc. I guess "big deals" don't have the time for advance planning to save a buck

[feefifofum]

Quote from LBM's blog: "I'm not all that smart sometimes."

Ya' think?????!!!!???

[listener13]

Those pictures of Laura's vacation are pathetic......

Did anyone hear that "bit" that they did this morning (around 6:50 am) with the Brazilian lady? That sounded so staged.

[insightbyjake]

Quote from LBM's blog: "I'm not all that smart sometimes."

Ya' think?????!!!!???

Funny!

The first thought I had was, by "sometimes," she means "when awake."

[cheekymonkey]

Those pictures of Laura's vacation are pathetic......

Did anyone hear that "bit" that they did this morning (around 6:50 am) with the Brazilian lady? That sounded so staged.

I saw those pics, very sad. However, I am happy to announce I am Jeff n Jer clean as of today! I took Amused's advice and there is 1 less listener for their ratings.

I did cheat and go to the website to check out the dirt and the diary, that's it.

Ok Amused, one day at a time! (wow I can relate to Laura...:spock: )

[SadSadSad]

Okay the elves finished our MickeyD's pigout and have been following FH's diet for a whole hour now and guess what...we already lost 5 pounds (because we sort of threw it all of the Mickey D's up but anyways). Wow! This really does work. I can't wait to eat my 4 raw almonds tonight and lose mathamatically 5 pounds more.

[MissThany]

Okay the elves finished our MickeyD's pigout and have been following FH's diet for a whole hour now and guess what...we already lost 5 pounds (because we sort of threw it all of the Mickey D's up but anyways). Wow! This really does work. I can't wait to eat my 4 raw almonds tonight and lose mathamatically 5 pounds more.

Remember Sadx3, the weight loss will be only in your head...in reality you may look even heavier and in pictures, your friends will swear there is two of you!

[GirlfromOR]

I don't understand why he keeps saying his weight loss is "mathmatical." Is that way of saying his weight loss is all water weight? I really don't get it. Still don't think he is anywhere near 199 lbs.

[texasmommy]

WHAT TOMMY SHOULD WEIGH:

You selected a Male gender.
You entered a height of: 5 feet and 4 inches.
Your frame size is a: Medium (giving him the benefit of the doubt)
Your total height converted into inches is: 64

Frame Size
Height Small Medium Large

5' 4" 132-138 135-145 142-156

[Trixie]

I'm confused. Shouldn't this be the one time he should be selfish and pray for himself? Next in line would be his mother, sister, children, people with diseases, fat people, addicts, children who lost at the "good parent" lottery...infinity. Instead, he's praying for mean people.

In war, is it common to openly pray for your opponent during battle? How about just going the more direct route and offering them a hug?

Are you supposed to posture and verbally bait them into giving it their best shot and tell them you love it because you "can take it" or would it be a better idea to be silent but deadly if you intend to stay alive? Unless the goal is really to create a red herring...make a bunch of noise over here to detract from what you're doing over there?

And, just what is the proper response to someone using prayer as a weapon..."Bring it on. If you even think of trying to pray for me, I might as well really give you something to pray about." (?) Maybe just, "Actually, God is on *my* side."

Well, night all. Time to go pray for Satan and goad him into testing me with various temptations like icebergs (I'll pray for those too) because *I* am THE UNSINKABLE TITANIC in human form!

Seems like FH took the Low Road, instead of taking the High Road when he addresses the Drama Club. But then again, with all his fatness, taking the Low Road is probably the preferred route, with gravity fighting all the 200+ pounds if he had tried to take the High Road. Just another measure of meager manic melt-down. It's like a scab he (FH) keeps picking and picking, but in time, we heal, we get thick skin, and he is only scratching the surface. Pastherprime :cheers:

[TJLuv]

Courtesy of Wikipedia:

Sashimi (Japanese: 刺身) is a Japanese delicacy primarily consisting of very fresh raw seafoods, sliced into thin pieces about 2.5cm (1.0in.) wide by 4.0cm (1.5in.) long by 0.5 cm (0.25in.) thick, but dimensions vary depending on the type of item and chef, and served with only a dipping sauce (soy sauce with wasabi paste and thin-sliced ginger root or ponzu), and a simple garnish such as shiso and shredded daikon radish.

Edamame is a preparation of immature soybeans in the pod commonly found in China and Japan. The pods are boiled in water together with condiments such as salt, and served whole.

Such a lovely diet.


That's a diet I could live on all day every day... I love sushi! Oh dang.. little tubby and I have something in common?

[Trixie]

Monday October 8, 2007 2:45pm: So far so good today! I did my walk after the show! I met Michelle at Mission Bay and did just over an hour. We wanted to walk on sidewalks and concrete instead of dirt from the hikes, because that’s what the majority of the WALK is going to be next month. I’m even thinking about WITH YOUR BLESSING and APPROVAL to hold off on going to Iron Mountain and Cowles Mountain until after the 3 Day to avoid any unexpected injury. I would still do Torrey Pines, because it’s a lot safer than the other two. I would hate to get injured before the 3 day. SO, with your approval may I will do that. Do you think it’s wise?

I am getting excited and nervous about the 3 day. I’m getting anxious because you can look at a calendar and just see the days to go on one page and it’s exciting. I can map out my weekend and workouts as it gets closer to November 9th. I’m having everything scheduled like having the big time pasta for dinner the night before at one of the Busalacchi’s restaurants to getting a great nights sleep the night before to resting that FULL week OF the 3 day to being more safe on hikes to only doing STREET walking and stretching. We’re even starting to talk about what to bring from sunscreen to extra socks and shoes to tricks to avoid blisters and stuff like that.

I am trying to lose weight right now and I’m right on track, but that week OF the 3 day is all about rest and eating right and getting the right food groups in me to be at my best for the 3 day.

What I’m most proud of is the fact that I finally got the message and I saw for myself at the open house at UCSD what survivors and people who have passed away and who are currently battling this GO THROUGH or have gone through. Technology and understanding of all this is different today than last year and it is a whole different world for a cancer patient today than a cancer patient 10 years ago AND THAT IS where WE ALL CAN make a difference. The difference we can make is with MONEY and doing the walks and getting the message out! I’m sure the capabilities or breakthroughs that will happen in months or years from now will only happen if people do these walks.

I’m not trying to sound like a COMMERCIAL right now, but sign up if you can. If you are in shape enough to do this, then do it if you haven’t signed up yet. Sign up for the BUDDIES FOR LIFE team and walk with us. Do it if you have someone you love in your memory or in your heart and do it. If you cannot physically do it this year, THEN make it a goal for next year. I did. I made it a goal to do this ONE YEAR AGO. The 3 day is my goal line so to speak on a football field. Everything I have done this year had the 3 day in mind at the very end of it all. I’m about to score that touchdown by doing the 3 day and I am so happy that this last weekend, I finally saw with my own eyes what the true meaning of this walk is all about.

I am gathering all the names of the survivors and people going through this that have been emailed to me since Sunday morning. It’s cool that it’s just over 24 hours since I posted that blog however long it was and I have already got close to 100 names of women that I will walk for. The names are currently on some scratch paper that I use all the time and when I am done with gathering the names I will type them up and read them on the air that morning and I will read to myself when I am doing the walk. The list that I have is full of moms, daughters, sisters, aunts, neighbors, friends, wives, girlfriends, partners, etc. and I will do what I can to make sure I respect and treat those names that I will walk for appropriately and with honor. I promise you that.

Okay, the walk today was nice at Mission Bay. You know what I did that was kind of cool with Michelle? I asked her when was the last time she was on a swing. She said over 20 years ago. So, I walked over to the swingset and pushed her on the swing. She was cracking up but it was so cool to do. I wanted to get on the swing, but I didn’t want to break the thing. J

At lunch I ate smart. I had the lettuce wraps and brown rice and water. We were at PF CHANGS. I did rip off 2 pieces of shrimp off of Michelle’s plate when she was talking with an old neighbor of hers that she saw. It was grilled! J

Now, I’m working on the show and writing to you and just relaxing until yoga at 4:30.

Yesterday morning, I was at 199.8 pounds, so tomorrow morning I hope I can break that.

[GirlfromOR]

I’m even thinking about WITH YOUR BLESSING and APPROVAL to hold off on going to Iron Mountain and Cowles Mountain until after the 3 Day to avoid any unexpected injury. I would still do Torrey Pines, because it’s a lot safer than the other two. I would hate to get injured before the 3 day.

What do you think? Do you think he's priming us for some imaginary injury that will crop up so that he can back out of the 3-day? I think he'll pull a hammie or something despite all of his "precautions." Also, I thought you only needed to "carb-load" on things like pasta before a marathon? I may be mistaken.

[Trixie]

As seen on Channel 8 KFMB http://www.cbs8.com/

There is a 3 minute video from today's 5 o'clock news. I can't link the video, but you can easily find it by the description I included above. News 8 Video, start scrolling down until you find

Local singer is 2007 Honorary Breast Cancer Surivor

It is a nice piece, with a great message from Mattie. At the very end, there is a very small mention of the L'il Tubby at the end.

[Trixie]

What do you think? Do you think he's priming us for some imaginary injury that will crop up so that he can back out of the 3-day? I think he'll pull a hammie or something despite all of his "precautions." Also, I thought you only needed to "carb-load" on things like pasta before a marathon? I may be mistaken.

He'll pull a hammie alright, a hammie sammie. Or maybe green eggs and hammie, or a hammie steak..........

[SadSadSad]

OMG!!! The elves and I woke up this morning and we each lost 17 pounds overnight!!! Wow! We are doing so good on this eating right thing. I told my husband and he looked at me with this crazy look and said ummm, that's impossible. And I'm all, no it's mathmatical. And he said if you lost that much weight wouldn't your clothes be looser and I was all why are you so mean spirited and trying to dog me out. I'm going to go pray for you while I eat my 4 almonds.

[Transplant]

Tuesday October 9, 2007 5:30am: Happy birthday to John! John was born on this day back in 1940. He had 3 buddies he hung out with a very long time ago that influenced my life in a huge way. Last night, while watching Monday Night Football I kept on thinking of John. It was back in 1980 while watching Monday Night Football I heard Howard Cosell tell the world John passed away. John Lennon would have been 67 years old today. He died when he was only 40!

Where did I leave off yesterday? Yesterday, I took a walk around Mission Bay for over an hour with Michelle. Went to PF Changs for lunch and had lettuce wraps and water and I ripped off a grilled shrimp or two off of Michelle’s plate when she wasn’t looking. Went to Bikram Yoga at 4:30 came home and watched some of the football game (great game by the way) and then had salmon and veggies made with no butter and no oil and that was around 8pm (couldn’t take my eyes off the game, so I ate late)……Woke up at 4am----drove home. J Then took off all my clothes and jumped on the scale and I weighed 198.7…..down 1.1 pounds since Sunday.

I feel absolutely great! Don’t get me wrong. I’m not thinking I got this down to a science. I’m just happy I’m eating right and exercising and trying hard to do the right things by working out a few hours after I eat and not eating late (although I fail a tad bit at times, I’m doing it)……I’m down one more pound. Yes, the experts say DO NOT WEIGH yourself everyday, but those experts don’t have a BLOG to write to you. J

There is no doubt in my mind I will reach 190 pounds by the 3 day. There is no doubt in my mind I will be at 185 by the holidays. There is also no doubt in my mind I will go back up a bit soon after, but my goal is to keep my attitude I have now and continue to eat right and workout right and just have a good positive outlook on everything around me.

Hey, I look in the mirror and I see where I need to lose weight, I’m not blind. But, I’m looking in the mirror and I’m happy with myself finally. I wasn’t happy back in March and I wasn’t happy exactly one week ago. One week ago I was at 211 on a full tummy. Today, I’m at 198.7 on an empty stomach. Before you think I lost 13 pounds in one week, I kind of didn’t. Last Monday morning I weighed myself on a very full stomach, the next morning I was at 206 or something like that which is more accurate, but who cares, I’m going down and I have every bit of enthusiasm I should about all this.

I have 100 names now of people I am walking for at the 3 day. They all have a connection to this blog. My intention is to write down everyone’s name and have a cool little page on the website and to also have their names ON ME while I’m walking that I will read to myself and on the air those 3 days.

All is well and it’s time to eat some egg whites, water, and a piece of fruit. J

[surfing_texan]

My intention is to write down everyone’s name and have a cool little page on the website and to also have their names ON ME while I’m walking that I will read to myself and on the air those 3 days.

He certainly has room to spare.

[listener13]

From XXXLFH's blog:Tuesday October 9, 2007 5:30am: I have 100 names now of people I am walking for at the 3 day. They all have a connection to this blog. My intention is to write down everyone’s name and have a cool little page on the website and to also have their names ON ME while I’m walking that I will read to myself and on the air those 3 days.

OK - this is why he's so big - he's gotta be able to PHYSICALLY and MATHEMATICALLY have everyone's name ON HIM when he walks. He's a walking billboard - he's gotta be huge.

Now it makes sense. Hope he walks on a full tummy. Mathematically, if he's on an empty tummy, he may only be able to have 94 names on him, instead of 100. It's all in the math, people.:stupid:

[boris85]

Anyway, when I got to Sedona, there were no hotel rooms. I looked from place to place until I found a nice lady at the Radisson who looked at my mascara-smeared eyes and scrunchied-hair and felt sorry for me
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Why would anyone drive to Sedona on a Saturday without a hotel reservation?? It's a very popular tourist spot, and it's a Saturday! Also, with a little advance planning you can get great deals on the internet, expedia etc. I guess "big deals" don't have the time for advance planning to save a buck

Someone who is an idiot would do this. No wonder she is a lardass - no drugs (supposedly) and a car full of crap to eat! The picture of her holding the ReHab energy drink made me sick - to her it's a ll a joke to get attention. Maybe when she was walking arounf Sedona, she found a penny on the ground from her dead dad and knew it was the right place to be. :gle:

[11ListenerNot]

The new picture of the spewgram is posted on their site. Tummy looks like a sumo wrestler. Poor Delana....

[mel41099]

Okay, the walk today was nice at Mission Bay. You know what I did that was kind of cool with Michelle? I asked her when was the last time she was on a swing. She said over 20 years ago. So, I walked over to the swingset and pushed her on the swing. She was cracking up but it was so cool to do.

Doesn't she have kids?? I've been on a swing dozens of times since I had kids. Weird.

[Wabbitsd]

Sure she has kids, silly. She just doesn't seem to spend much time doing anything WITH them other than having them be at XXXL FH's house of tramps and ramps while she grunts and gropes with Mr. Mathematical his big old self.

[Pebbles64]

CHANG'S CHICKEN LETTUCE WRAPS
Quickly cooked spiced chicken served with cool lettuce cups.

Calories510
Protein28g
Carbs68g
Total Fat12.0g
Saturated Fat3.0g
Fiber5.37g


The lettuce wraps at PF's are delicious - but I would not call them low cal or low carb.

[11ListenerNot]

Laura's Diary, October 9th, 2007
Tuesday, October 9, 2007 at 1:04pm

Dear Diary,

I was feeling really mopey yesterday. I just couldn't break out of it. So, I decided to go back to bed after work. Rather than feel like a loser, I did some positive self-talk. I told myself to give me a break, to kick back, rest, read and not worry about saving the world. I'm reading a hair-raising book right now. It's called "Heroin Diaries" by Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue. Wow. I can't put it down and it's not even my book. Jerry sent it to Tommy. It sat there for a day, then I swiped it up and started to read it. I've become what they call a "voracious reader." Maybe I'm addicted to reading now. What a difference a year makes!

To make my day somewhat worthwhile, I went to a movie in the afternoon. I saw "Into the Wild" at the Hillcrest Cinemas…alone. What an intense and incredible movie. It's really cool being able to see a movie a few days after "reading" it. I kinda read it…book on tape.. It was the first time I had absolutely no problem being alone in a movie theater. I actually kinda liked it. I love Landmark in Hillcrest because they have Haribo Gummi Bears at the concession stand.

After the movie, I poked around my usual haunts in Hillcrest…Mint, Fresh and Abi Boutique where I bought a really cute hat a pair of silver hoop earrings. I wasn't really in the shopping mood, thank God, because I have so many bills to pay it's sick!

This past weekend was great. Charlie, Evan and I continued our "San Diego Hotel Tour 2007." This time we stayed at the very beautiful La Jolla Beach and Tennis Club. I was so proud of myself because I bought the perfect amount of food, drink and snacks at Trader Joes before our get-away. And, our room had a little kitchen, so we snacked and ate all weekend. Chip joined us on Saturday night. We got invited to a special beach party that night. Oh my gosh, it was great. The kids got balloon parrots on the shoulders and skulls painted on their faces. Evie and I got roses painted out our cheeks. I told the guy to paint
over the zit that was forming on my left side. That's kind of gross, huh?

There was a band and a burger bar and the sunset was beautiful and my kids were joyous…I cried grateful tears as I held my baby girl in my lap and watched Chip and Charlie skip stones across the waves. I'm the luckiest person in the world. I really, truly am.

See you tomorrow, Diary.

[11ListenerNot]

I was feeling really mopey yesterday. I just couldn't break out of it. So, I decided to go back to bed after work
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1.Come on, she just had a week off, and she's already tired!?

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I love Landmark in Hillcrest because they have Haribo Gummi Bears at the concession stand
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2.Watch out, next thing you know she'll be the size of Tummy
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After the movie, I poked around my usual haunts in Hillcrest…Mint, Fresh and Abi Bout
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3. And the Lamplighter!:) (hee)

[boris85]

Doesn't she have kids?? I've been on a swing dozens of times since I had kids. Weird.

They're all swingers. I actually doubt that ever happened. Tummy lives in a fantasy world. Notice he did not sit in the swing - not even steel chains can hold his girth.

[blondmom]

How is he able to drop weight so quickly, I struggle over a few pounds. Maybe I should try his method of pigging out for months straight, then eating soybeans and fish.

AHHHH!

[Wabbitsd]

I think you have to think in mathematical, mystical, SECRETIVE, positive, imaginative terms to lose weight in that manner. I mean, if you say it, it must be true, right? If you blog it, it's true mathematically times the size on your T Shirt, which for XXXL is this mathematical formula: FH = XXXL+PFChang510x7(times a week he eats out) + ++200 (for the swiped shrimp; double multiply that by Oggi Pizza (4K calories) and then, you get the mystical mathematical and secretive positive formula....get it?

[SDchick]

Laura's Diary, October 9th, 2007
Tuesday, October 9, 2007 at 1:04pm

Dear Diary,


To make my day somewhat worthwhile, I went to a movie in the afternoon. I saw "Into the Wild" at the Hillcrest Cinemas…alone. What an intense and incredible movie. It's really cool being able to see a movie a few days after "reading" it. I kinda read it…book on tape.. It was the first time I had absolutely no problem being alone in a movie theater. I actually kinda liked it. I love Landmark in Hillcrest because they have Haribo Gummi Bears at the concession stand.

After the movie, I poked around my usual haunts in Hillcrest…Mint, Fresh and Abi Boutique where I bought a really cute hat a pair of silver hoop earrings. I wasn't really in the shopping mood, thank God, because I have so many bills to pay it's sick!

This past weekend was great. Charlie, Evan and I continued our "San Diego Hotel Tour 2007." This time we stayed at the very beautiful La Jolla Beach and Tennis Club. I was so proud of myself because I bought the perfect amount of food, drink and snacks at Trader Joes before our get-away. And, our room had a little kitchen, so we snacked and ate all weekend.

There was a band and a burger bar and the sunset was beautiful and my kids were joyous…I cried grateful tears as I held my baby girl in my lap and watched Chip and Charlie skip stones across the waves. I'm the luckiest person in the world. I really, truly am.

See you tomorrow, Diary.

HMMMMmmmm, "so many bills to pay it's scary." Yet she buys a hat and earrings, stays in a frickin' expensive hotel in La Jolla, buys junk food for her kids instead of inexpensive fresh veggies and protein, and sees a movie on top of all that!

Why does anything she writes surprise or disappointment me at all anymore?

When I have large bills to pay, I forgo the movie, the hat and earrings that call my name, and I certainly wouldn't drop "guilt money" for my kids on a hotel. LBM, you have so much, and you blow it on the most ridiculous things.

[boris85]

HMMMMmmmm, "so many bills to pay it's scary." Yet she buys a hat and earrings, stays in a frickin' expensive hotel in La Jolla, buys junk food for her kids instead of inexpensive fresh veggies and protein, and sees a movie on top of all that!

Why does anything she writes surprise or disappointment me at all anymore?

When I have large bills to pay, I forgo the movie, the hat and earrings that call my name, and I certainly wouldn't drop "guilt money" for my kids on a hotel. LBM, you have so much, and you blow it on the most ridiculous things.

She's a waste of oxygen. She's "proud" of herself for going to Trader Joe's to buy food? Isn't that what most people do? Isn't that her job as a mom to her kids? Well then, I'm proud of myself for getting milk at the store and for remembering to offer my kids a drink of water and for locking the door at night... What a complete idiot. Laura, if you're reading this, you need help. Maybe you and Britney can rent mo-peds and pedal across the country in search of your inner selves.:stupid:

[newgal]

OMG!!! The elves and I woke up this morning and we each lost 17 pounds overnight!!! Wow! We are doing so good on this eating right thing. I told my husband and he looked at me with this crazy look and said ummm, that's impossible. And I'm all, no it's mathmatical. And he said if you lost that much weight wouldn't your clothes be looser and I was all why are you so mean spirited and trying to dog me out. I'm going to go pray for you while I eat my 4 almonds.

Obviously your husband is jealous of your tremendous weight loss, and the close friendship you have with your elf friends. He's a hater. Keep up the great weight loss, not that I would know if mathematically you need it or not. To me you look awesome!

[newgal]

OK - this is why he's so big - he's gotta be able to PHYSICALLY and MATHEMATICALLY have everyone's name ON HIM when he walks. He's a walking billboard - he's gotta be huge.

Now it makes sense. Hope he walks on a full tummy. Mathematically, if he's on an empty tummy, he may only be able to have 94 names on him, instead of 100. It's all in the math, people.:stupid:[/QUOTE]

Remember he is a REALLY big deal!! Capitals were definitely needed here! Even if you look at it mathematically with the secret formula there is no way around it - he is a HUGE friggin deal!

[newgal]

Doesn't she have kids?? I've been on a swing dozens of times since I had kids. Weird.

She hasn't been on a swing kinda like FH FA (my new name for the large one - Fat Head, Fat A**) never had a birthday cake! They deserve each other, they both have empty spaces where their brains should be.

[newgal]

How is he able to drop weight so quickly, I struggle over a few pounds. Maybe I should try his method of pigging out for months straight, then eating soybeans and fish.

AHHHH!

Everything is easy when you live in Fantasy Land! Just ask Mr. Rourke he'll confirm this.

[newgal]

so many things to comment on so little time! And now I am being told I have to wait 45 seconds between posts??? Don't they know who I am?? Oh wait, I am not really a big deal around here ...

[Mom2ThreeBoys]

Rooms with kitchenettes at the LJBTC are running from $260 - $650/night plus taxes for this Saturday, so she would have been looking at at least $300/night. How on earth does she justify this? Of course, I'm not sure if there's a special Big Deal rate.

[newgal]

She's a waste of oxygen. She's "proud" of herself for going to Trader Joe's to buy food? Isn't that what most people do? Isn't that her job as a mom to her kids? Well then, I'm proud of myself for getting milk at the store and for remembering to offer my kids a drink of water and for locking the door at night... What a complete idiot. Laura, if you're reading this, you need help. Maybe you and Britney can rent mo-peds and peddle across the country in search of your inner selves.:stupid:

Oh Boris, you are so silly. Taking care of your kids properly is not the way the big deals do it! Neglect is the way to go, if they can't figure out where the food and drink is and get them when they are needed then obviously it is their own fault if they are hungry/thirsty!! Momma needs her "ME" time, you know which is in Laura's case ALL the time!! And milk is overrated anyway, kids really need sugar and empty calories in order to grow correctly! I think it is considered brain food.

[listener13]

Rooms with kitchenettes at the LJBTC are running from $260 - $650/night plus taxes for this Saturday, so she would have been looking at at least $300/night. How on earth does she justify this? Of course, I'm not sure if there's a special Big Deal rate.

She's been living rent free for months over at XXXLFH's house for months - that's how she justifies it. I'm sure XXXLFH wants his master bed back periodically to learn more SECRETS of Moochelle. :puke: So, she clears out so that could go on, as well. He sleeps in a spare room over at her house (yeah, right), but in his house, there ARE no spare rooms.

[blondmom]

so, next time i am at the doctor's i will ignore the scale. i am losing weight mathematically! (or magically)

[mel41099]

I was feeling really mopey yesterday. I just couldn't break out of it. So, I decided to go back to bed after work.
Gosh, I wish I could go back to bed at 10am.


To make my day somewhat worthwhile, I went to a movie in the afternoon.
So going to a movie makes your day worthwhile? Between that and the shopping, she easily dropped over $100.


Charlie, Evan and I continued our "San Diego Hotel Tour 2007." This time we stayed at the very beautiful La Jolla Beach and Tennis Club

For what she is paying for this "Hotel Tour", she could certainly afford rent in a small apratment. Especially if she stopped going to movies and shopping.

Did you guys here this morning when they were talking about Halloween and she said her mom dressed her up like a hooker? Ciggie, drink, and all?? WTF?

[zodiac]

Rooms with kitchenettes at the LJBTC are running from $260 - $650/night plus taxes for this Saturday, so she would have been looking at at least $300/night. How on earth does she justify this? Of course, I'm not sure if there's a special Big Deal rate.

Maybe she had a comped room. She said she was invited to a party there on the beach so it all could have been a free ride. My mother in law was invited to a special Beach & Tennis club party a few months ago, I'll see if it included a free room too.

[Wabbitsd]

Oh, go on. Pay for a pricey La Jolla beach room? Go on, go on. She just stole a prize from the booty locker. I remember that happened when she was at the other station, where they did more freeloader kind of things...there was a prize...maybe it was a disneyland packet up for points for a very short time...it just disappeared from the list of prizes.

then, the following Monday, she was all a-gushy about how fun it was at Disneyland. But this was back in the day when Tracy Johnson was involved, and as we found out (from another crack round of fine detective work by Drama Clubbers) that Johnson was selling comp stuff on EBay.

[SadSadSad]

How is he able to drop weight so quickly, I struggle over a few pounds. Maybe I should try his method of pigging out for months straight, then eating soybeans and fish.

AHHHH!

Ummm. Just do what the invisible elves do... mess with the calibration on the scale and then call it a victory. Works for the elves and I. In fact I just lost 12 more pounds today. I just don't understand why I don't look like I've lost 12 pounds. I did the math and the scale says it mathamatically so where am I going wrong here?

[wanky]

Did you guys here this morning when they were talking about Halloween and she said her mom dressed her up like a hooker? Ciggie, drink, and all??

Yes, i heard it. She sounded as if it was really not a big deal. I bet it was her idea! What mother would allow a child to dress up like that? Seems like her mom did not easily discourage her from such acts. Now it's starting to make sense as to why she acts inappropriately! The fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.

[boris85]

Yes, i heard it. She sounded as if it was really not a big deal. I bet it was her idea! What mother would allow a child to dress up like that? Seems like her mom did not easily discourage her from such acts. Now it's starting to make sense as to why she acts inappropriately! The fruit doesn't fall far from the tree.

What's the big deal. Last year Loser dressed Charlie the Chimp up as a drug dealing ice cream man? And Evie was a poster child for fetal alcohol syndrome... Whai, that wasn't a custome.

[ca_girl]

Laura's Diary, October 9th, 2007
Tuesday, October 9, 2007 at 1:04pm

Dear Diary,

After the movie, I poked around my usual haunts in Hillcrest…Mint, Fresh and Abi Boutique where I bought a really cute hat a pair of silver hoop earrings. I wasn't really in the shopping mood, thank God, because I have so many bills to pay it's sick!

This past weekend was great. Charlie, Evan and I continued our "San Diego Hotel Tour 2007." This time we stayed at the very beautiful La Jolla Beach and Tennis Club.

Anyone else think she was going around her "old haunts" looking for her dealer? I think that's why she went so far away (she said something like as far as she could drive) - because the further away you are, the more you can drink/party with no one you know seeing you!

SD Hotel tour? Did I miss something? Did Davecain finally tell her he didn't want his kids on tummytube?

Don't you have to be a member at LJ Beach & Tennis Club? Who's the member that got her in? Jeff/Jer, I'm guessing.

Poor LBM... has to be responsible & pay bills (because we all know Davecain took care of everything while she blew her $ on blow, meth & alcohol)! Welcome to adult life, you moron.

BTW... Hi everyone! It's been forever since I've been on, but I've been trying to keep up, even though I don't post. I haven't actually listened to J&J for a few years. I'm all about the Mikey Show on Rock 105 (I uesd to listen to KGB). I'm doing my part, Amused! ;)

[Trixie]

From XXXLFH's blog:Tuesday October 9, 2007 5:30am: I have 100 names now of people I am walking for at the 3 day. They all have a connection to this blog. My intention is to write down everyone’s name and have a cool little page on the website and to also have their names ON ME while I’m walking that I will read to myself and on the air those 3 days.

OK - this is why he's so big - he's gotta be able to PHYSICALLY and MATHEMATICALLY have everyone's name ON HIM when he walks. He's a walking billboard - he's gotta be huge.

Now it makes sense. Hope he walks on a full tummy. Mathematically, if he's on an empty tummy, he may only be able to have 94 names on him, instead of 100. It's all in the math, people.:stupid:

He might be able to squeeze 94.1 names, on an empty belly.

[SDGirlNative]

I was at the La Jolla Beach and Tennis Club about 2 years ago having drinks in the bar and Jeff, Jer and FH were in there too. They were acting very self important. I believe Jer is the member.

Laura is a complete train wreck. I feel really bad for those kids.

Tommy is pathologically. He truly scares me with his behavior!

[insightbyjake]

Hmmm...any wonder what LBM's life focus is about?

Nothing says "limited thinking" like a healthy dose of self-absorbed, "all-about-me-and-mine."

A simple review of the website diary reveals a tendency toward "self-absorbtion" for the woman addicted to self:

"Laura's Diary"...."Laura's Dirt"...."Laura's Crush-of-the-Week"...."Laura's Dance"...."Laura's $73 Outfit of the Week"....."Laura's Chick-Chat"..."Laura's Hair"...."Laura's Corner"...."Laura Cain Road Trip"....."Laura's Dirt Line"...."Laura's Letter"...

Let's check out "Laura's Diary......"
I was feeling really mopey yesterday. I just couldn't break out of it. So, I decided to go back to bed after work. Rather than feel like a loser, I did some positive self-talk. I told myself to give me a break, to kick back, rest, read and not worry about saving the world. I'm reading a hair-raising book right now. It's called "Heroin Diaries" by Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue. Wow. I can't put it down and it's not even my book. Jerry sent it to Tommy. It sat there for a day, then I swiped it up and started to read it. I've become what they call a "voracious reader." Maybe I'm addicted to reading now. What a difference a year makes!

To make my day somewhat worthwhile, I went to a movie in the afternoon. I saw "Into the Wild" at the Hillcrest Cinemas…alone. What an intense and incredible movie. It's really cool being able to see a movie a few days after "reading" it. I kinda read it…book on tape.. It was the first time I had absolutely no problem being alone in a movie theater. I actually kinda liked it. I love Landmark in Hillcrest because they have Haribo Gummi Bears at the concession stand.

After the movie, I poked around my usual haunts in Hillcrest…Mint, Fresh and Abi Boutique where I bought a really cute hat a pair of silver hoop earrings. I wasn't really in the shopping mood, thank God, because I have so many bills to pay it's sick!

This past weekend was great. Charlie, Evan and I continued our "San Diego Hotel Tour 2007." This time we stayed at the very beautiful La Jolla Beach and Tennis Club. I was so proud of myself because I bought the perfect amount of food, drink and snacks at Trader Joes before our get-away. And, our room had a little kitchen, so we snacked and ate all weekend. Chip joined us on Saturday night.We got invited to a special beach party that night. Oh my gosh, it was great. The kids got balloon parrots on the shoulders and skulls painted on their faces. Evie and I got roses painted on our cheeks. I told the guy to paint
over the zit that was forming on my left side. That's kind of gross, huh?

There was a band and a burger bar and the sunset was beautiful and my kids were joyous…I cried grateful tears as I held my baby girl in my lap and watched Chip and Charlie skip stones across the waves. I'm the luckiest person in the world. I really, truly am.

No....each of us are far more "lucky" than you...because....we are NOT you.

[SDReadhead]

I think you have to think in mathematical, mystical, SECRETIVE, positive, imaginative terms to lose weight in that manner. I mean, if you say it, it must be true, right? If you blog it, it's true mathematically times the size on your T Shirt, which for XXXL is this mathematical formula: FH = XXXL+PFChang510x7(times a week he eats out) + ++200 (for the swiped shrimp; double multiply that by Oggi Pizza (4K calories) and then, you get the mystical mathematical and secretive positive formula....get it?

:hihi: :laugh: That math formula is great. It's sort of like figuring out the Weight Watchers Points system! I'm thinking my bum is looking a bit flabby lately. Think I'll program this formula into my Blackberry so I can shed a few pounds per minute tomorrow.

[SDReadhead]

Wow, Jake, I knew she was self centered, but seeing it like that really brings it home.

I was driving by myself tonight and I started laughing really hard because I thought if anyone on this board could see me, they'd accuse me of having a Laura-Moment. I was returning from having my hair coloured, was shoving a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup in my mouth because I didn't have dinner, and my daughter called on my cell phone to say there was no milk at home. Now, what made that not a Laura moment was that 1) I earned the money to get my hair coloured 2) The Reeses was the only junk I'd had all day and I was driving home to cook dinner for my family, and 3) I already knew about the lack o'milk and asked my husband to pick some up on the way home and finally 4) I still have a husband because I didn't get booted out of the home for being a druggy.

[wanky]

The new slowgram photo is up as was mentioned earlier. XXXL's arm around Delana looks like a giant anaconda about to strangle her. The photographer should have known not to let them pose like that.

Did anyone notice LBM's $73 outfit changed back to her outfit from about 3 weeks ago? I wonder what happened to the one from last week.

Jake, your post proves beyond a shadow of a doubt Laura is narcissistic. Let me suggest a sure cure for the ME blues: focus on other people's problems and reach out and help to forget about your troubles, Laura. For once, make it about your kids and if you're bored, why don't you go to old folks' homes and help them coordinate outfits (since you think you're so good at it) and put
make up on them, etc.

I'm glad Delana has her own little thing on the site. I hope Laura doesn't feel threatened by her.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Why does it NOT surprise me that Jeff puts "Leroy Brown" (the dog) in doggy day camp 3-4 times a week....

The doggy day care is called "Camp Run Amuck" - a whole segment on Leroy Brown and humping.

Wonder if this one is staged, too?

From Google:

http://www.markimpetresort.com/camp.html

$25 a day or $125 for a week

I wish I had that kind of disposable income....

[Ritchie]

I made the mistake of tuning in this morning just in time to hear Jer rattle off a list of differences between men and women.

The list was verbatim from one that I read the other day online.

At the end he said that it was all he could come up with. He didn't come up with any of that at all.

Jer is such a jerk. Laura bugs me, but Jer is someone I would like to punch in the face.

[apossible]

[QUOTE=cheekymonkey] However, I am happy to announce I am Jeff n Jer clean as of today! I took Amused's advice and there is 1 less listener for their ratings.




I got satelite radio two years ago as well as anIpod adaptor. The best spent money ever. I rarely, if at all, listen to J&J. Their show is way too lame for me. I continue to read this Tread as it is considerably more entertaining. I don't even read Tummy's blogs that you all repost here. Why bother. They say the same thing each time. Nothing new. He is a very scary individual. I would never ever trust my children to be in his presence. Jef is nice, but doesn't know when to shut up. Laura, I hope for the sake of her children, realizes before it is too late, what it means to be a mother/parent. (same as Brittany Spears). So alike. Jer should have retired years ago and rode off into the sunset on his Harley. Delana is the only breath of fresh air on that show after having only heard her on the rare occasion I tuned into the showgram. If Tummy and Laura were to leave the show, I may listen once again. They have truly ruined what was once a fun showgram to listen to.

This Thread should be a sitcom on tv. Keep up the entertainment here one and all. :wavey:

[plutoboy7]

Fox Couch Potato Thread 1.3 Mil hits Est 6/02 Approx 250,000 hits per year

Jack's Hot Monkey Club 490,000 hits Est 12/05 Approx 268,000 hits per year

*** J&J Drama Club *** 845,000 hits Est 8/05 Approx 390,000 hits per year

:cheers:

[zodiac]

I made the mistake of tuning in this morning just in time to hear Jer rattle off a list of differences between men and women.

The list was verbatim from one that I read the other day online.

At the end he said that it was all he could come up with. He didn't come up with any of that at all.

Jer is such a jerk. Laura bugs me, but Jer is someone I would like to punch in the face.

I heard that bit too and it sure sounded like he was reading it instead of 'coming up with it.' What a phony.
Although I did have a chuckle when a caller said 'The reason women don't lose their hair and die from heart attacks like men do is because they don't have to live with women.'
Now that's funny, and I'm a woman!

[11ListenerNot]

Why does it NOT surprise me that Jeff puts "Leroy Brown" (the dog) in doggy day camp 3-4 times a week....

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Why do they need the dog in daycare, Krusten doesn't work!
Oh well, I guess she has to prove that she's the trophy wife and keep her days busy with all kinds of activities....

[mamasterls]

Laura's Diary, October 10th, 2007
Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 1:04pm

Dear Diary,

You know those days where you just can't quite wake up? Today is one of those days. And, guess what? I did Birkrim Yoga last night! This happens every time I do that sweaty yoga. I feel good when it's over, but I must just sleep so rock solid that it's difficult to come to! I also had some pretty disturbing dreams. I'm guessing that's because I fell asleep with the TV on. I fell asleep to Law and Order and woke to Jay Leno. That's when I got up and turned it off.

You know what show is starting to bug? …(besides Dancing With The Stars, which is way cheesy this year, in my opinion.) HOUSE! I don't like those student doctors. I don't like House that much this season either! Am I crabby or what?

I do love the new show Dirty Sexy Money. Watch it tonight. It's really good. Shades of The Royal Tannenbaums.

Gotta chiropractor's appointment right after the show. I had to go three times last week because I jacked my back up real bad. He puts these electrodes on my lower back and then does some sort of Ultrasound and then the table cracking. That freaks me out. Is it weird that I picked out cute undies to wear because he'll be seeing them when he attaches the wires to the pads on my back? Girls gotta develop a good underwear reputation, ya know.

See you tomorrow, Diary.

[mamasterls]

Wednesday October 10, 2007 7:30am
Wednesday, October 10, 2007 at 10:41am

Wednesday October 10, 2007 7:30am: Good morning! I brought my scale in to work this morning! Okay, I'll be honest. I had Laura bring in my scale this morning. I came in from Escondido (if you know what I mean). A few minutes ago, I went in to the radio station's bathroom across from my studio and stripped off all of my clothes and then jumped on the scale. Yesterday, I was at 198.7 on an empty tummy and this morning on an empty tummy, I was at 198.0. I know, I know I shouldn't weigh myself every morning, but I do JUST BECAUSE. There's a steady decline and I am optimistic about all this.

Yesterday with Laura I did Bikram Yoga! It was a tough workout for me and I'm finally memorizing the poses and I'm sitting out on about 5 poses out of the 28 because I simply can't bend back and grab my ankles from a back bend and there are a few standing poses that I can't get my leg to wrap around my frickin neck or something like that. Yesterday, there was a girl named Nicki in front of me that was 100% the perfect yoga student. Every pose she did was perfect and it just made me have a new goal in my life to be able to do every pose perfect. To do this, I would have to lose my belly by a few inches for sure and I need to stretch more and get more flexible. So, I'm thinking by the year 2018 for sure. But seriously, I'm finally memorizing the poses and to see someone do them perfect in front of me was inspiring.

Tommytube: Laura and I did a brand new Tommytube yesterday! It should be posted soon. Laura gets really personal. It may be too personal. Who knows we may pull it, but it's real and honest. It will be very interesting to see if we allow this one up.

What I ate: For breakfast yesterday I had oatmeal and fruit. For lunch I had an atkins salad at Lil Peppered Deli. For dinner after Yoga, I had sashimi, edamame, fruit, and a spicy tuna roll (I know I shouldn't of had the tuna roll), but I did. Yesterday, I drank a lot of water and two sips of Gatorade.

I have not eaten anything YET this morning and it's 7:30am…..I am starring at a veggie burger but it has the bun and for me THE BUN is the devil. I don't think I should eat the bun, so I will just eat the inside of the burger which is a veggie burger, lettuce, cheese, and a tomato. Man, that bun sure looks good!

Today, after the show I'm taking Michelle to the zoo for an hour or two to just walk……Then up to see my kids. So, I won't do yoga tonight, but I will do some type of walk or something when I get home from the kids.

[Smitty]

Wednesday October 10, 2007 7:30am: Good morning! I brought my scale in to work this morning! Okay, I'll be honest. I had Laura bring in my scale this morning. I came in from Escondido (if you know what I mean).


And we are suppose to believe they are "waiting" until they get married?????

[11ListenerNot]

*** J&J Drama Club *** 845,000 hits Est 8/05 Approx 390,000 hits per year

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Hey, Jeff, Jer, FH, LBM, Randy, Pacey, Emily
THANKS FOR ALL THE HITS!!!

[boris85]

Why does it NOT surprise me that Jeff puts "Leroy Brown" (the dog) in doggy day camp 3-4 times a week....

The doggy day care is called "Camp Run Amuck" - a whole segment on Leroy Brown and humping.

Wonder if this one is staged, too?

From Google:

http://www.markimpetresort.com/camp.html

$25 a day or $125 for a week

I wish I had that kind of disposable income....

Great family programming from our phony Christian Jeff - I'm sure we all appreciated having to explain "humping" to our young children. Classless, tasteless, and boring - same as always!

[Ritchie]

Note to Tummy. If you are going to a photo shoot to promote a morning show that sucks, it might be a good idea to wear something other than a Chargers tee shirt.

[Wabbitsd]

Hmm. He eats the cheese off the veggie burger, but not the bun.

ok.

sounds like my ex...his idea of dieting is to skip the french fries at McD's, and order two cheeseburgers. FH is in the same club.

[J&JSuck]

Why does it NOT surprise me that Jeff puts "Leroy Brown" (the dog) in doggy day camp 3-4 times a week....

The doggy day care is called "Camp Run Amuck" - a whole segment on Leroy Brown and humping.

Wonder if this one is staged, too?

From Google:

http://www.markimpetresort.com/camp.html

$25 a day or $125 for a week

I wish I had that kind of disposable income....


Me too OneKidOneDogMom. Doggy day care - give me a break! So what does Krusty do all day that she can't play with the dog? Oh wait, she's probably chauffeuring Jeff's 350 kids.

[DreamerGal]

Just finished watching the latest installments of TummyTube. I have to say it seems obvious to me that this thread is a regular grazing spot for the "cast" of characters. Examples:

1. Wasn't there just talk about Hanny and Lil Pepper Deli, and wondering if he was no longer in the "in crowd?" They shot at Lil Pepper Deli.

2. Questions about whether Dave & LBM are separated or moving forward with divorce. She "just got a text message" from Dave during filming, which sparked a conversation answering the question: Divorce proceedings are moving forward.

Finally, I have to say LBM seems to be the most selfish person I have ever witnessed. She acts as if Dave is heartless because he's moving forward with a divorce and she wants to give it another try. My ex tried to pull the same guilt trip on me ... "now I'm ready to try!" The only problem with that is that LBM (like my ex) wasn't interested in trying for God knows how many months and/or years before Dave had enough. Sometimes, one just can't heal from dealing with the indifference for so long and, only when one is ready to pull the plug does the other partner finally decide they're ready to work on the marriage. Too little, too late, as they say.

Well, back to work. It was nice watching the trainwreck during lunch. (Oh, and I noticed that LBM isn't a polite person. She ordered Hanny around and didn't say thank you when he brought her water. That is one of my pet peeves ... treating waiters as if they're not really people and don't deserve polite acknowledgement.) :thumbdown

[Wabbitsd]

how funny. I bet Jeff doesn't pay for the doggie day care...I bet this was just the START of his shilling for the place. Maybe LBM could work out a deal where she stays overnight there?

[listener13]

Me too OneKidOneDogMom. Doggy day care - give me a break! So what does Krusty do all day that she can't play with the dog? Oh wait, she's probably chauffeuring Jeff's 350 kids.

Krusty: I'm sure she does nothing....but I can totally see her taking Crankpot's spot when he retires or when he slips into a sinkhole in his La Jolla home.

I'm sure Krusten is just biding her time, waiting to get back on the air.

But it's true - Jeff's young'ens do need to be driven around. Bet they just love their afternoons at the "cement pond".

[wonkatania]

In the spirit of Halloween here is a little bit of TommyTube ala "The Ring":


http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/6943/jjtheringhl7.gif

[MomCat]

:rolleyes: Does Laura ever shut her horse mouth while she's eating?

[QUOTE=DreamerGal]Just finished watching the latest installments of TummyTube. I have to say it seems obvious to me that this thread is a regular grazing spot for the "cast" of characters. Examples:

1. Wasn't there just talk about Hanny and Lil Pepper Deli, and wondering if he was no longer in the "in crowd?" They shot at Lil Pepper Deli.

[DreamerGal]

Good point, MomCat. That bugged me too. She's either twirling her hair, or picking at her nails, or kicking her leg up and down, or eating between words. She always seems like she's going to say something profound ... then she starts to talk ... :disa:

[Ritchie]

Good point, MomCat. That bugged me too. She's either twirling her hair, or picking at her nails, or kicking her leg up and down, or eating between words. She always seems like she's going to say something profound ... then she starts to talk ... :disa:

Your last sentence says it all.

Hey ladies, help me out here. Now that Tummy and Mooch are getting married, why do they need to shop for a new house?

I've heard it said that when women do that it's because they don't like the idea of living in a house that another woman that the guy has been sleeping with has lived in.

How true is that? Not wanting to start a flame war or pull a Dilbert, but I would really like to know what everyone thinks the reason is that Mooch is pushing for a new house.

[wanky]

(Oh, and I noticed that LBM isn't a polite person. She ordered Hanny around and didn't say thank you when he brought her water. That is one of my pet peeves ... treating waiters as if they're not really people and don't deserve polite acknowledgement.) :thumbdown

Oh I totally agree! And she was making fun of Hani's accent. She is so childish.

Did you notice how many times Hani asked Tummy to "keep away from his daughter"? Twice and the last one ended with a begging "please." Does he know the real Tummy?

Also, XXXL arms are so heavy he displaced the glass on top of the table.

Tummy had some sort of reddish spot on his neck when the camera zoomed in. Was that a "hicky'? GROSS! How highschoolish of them!

It might be way too late for Laura to salvage whatever's left of her relationship with Dave. SOunds like Dave has made up his mind to completely turn his back on their relationship. Maybe he knows there's no chance in heck she will ever grow up and change.

[DreamerGal]

I would really like to know what everyone thinks the reason is that Mooch is pushing for a new house.

In Tummytube, LBM asked if Mooch was selling her house, and Tummy didn't seem to know. It sort of sounds like she wants Tummy to buy a new home, and she gets to keep hers (to rent out and keep the rent?), so she's building a little chest of treasures to keep her warm at night when she moves on from Tummy.

Not too shabby for a Moocher! :naughty:

[wanky]

In Tummytube, LBM asked if Mooch was selling her house, and Tummy didn't seem to know. It sort of sounds like she wants Tummy to buy a new home, and she gets to keep hers (to rent out and keep the rent?), so she's building a little chest of treasures to keep her warm at night when she moves on from Tummy.

Not too shabby for a Moocher! :naughty:

She also gets to keep half of whatever they buy together when they get divorced and you know they will!

[Ritchie]

In Tummytube, LBM asked if Mooch was selling her house, and Tummy didn't seem to know. It sort of sounds like she wants Tummy to buy a new home, and she gets to keep hers (to rent out and keep the rent?), so she's building a little chest of treasures to keep her warm at night when she moves on from Tummy.

Not too shabby for a Moocher! :naughty:

That still doesn't say why she would want lard bucket to buy a new house. He could keep his house and she could still rent out her house and keep the money for botox, eyebrow lifts, dermabrasion or whatever.

[DreamerGal]

That still doesn't say why she would want lard bucket to buy a new house. He could keep his house and she could still rent out her house and keep the money for botox, eyebrow lifts, dermabrasion or whatever.

Well, maybe she wants a new house without the horsey stank of LBM, or the aura of Amused, cuz you know Tubby still pines for her (Amused, that is) ... why else would he be trying to beat her to the altar?? :shrug:

[Ritchie]

Well, maybe she wants a new house without the horsey stank of LBM, or the aura of Amused, cuz you know Tubby still pines for her (Amused, that is) ... why else would he be trying to beat her to the altar?? :shrug:

That's what I'm talking about. She doesn't want to live in the same house that he has lived in with other women.

Do most women think like this?

[cheekymonkey]

In the spirit of Halloween here is a little bit of TommyTube ala "The Ring":


http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/6943/jjtheringhl7.gif


THE PHONE JUST RANG!!! Do I pick it up? Help me!!!

(wonki--you are 2-2-2-2-2 much!!!)

[DreamerGal]

That still doesn't say why she would want lard bucket to buy a new house. He could keep his house and she could still rent out her house and keep the money for botox, eyebrow lifts, dermabrasion or whatever.

I vote for dermabrasion ... for her hands and face. Looks like the Moochie has spent way too much time in the sun. Maybe some botox, too.

Hey! She and LBM can go in together, have the same procedures and come out looking like twins! Then there would be two of them!

AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! (Sorry, I scared myself!) :eek2:

[DreamerGal]

That's what I'm talking about. She doesn't want to live in the same house that he has lived in with other women.

Do most women think like this?

I think if the guy is obviously not over the ex (like Tubby is obviously not over Amused), or she permeates the house, yes, I think any woman would want a fresh start. (Personally, I would never move forward with someone who wasn't over his ex.)

[Wabbitsd]

I'm probably not the one to ask, Ritchie, since I don't really think men all think alike, or women all think alike....but I do kinda get individuals and how they work. I think Michelle kinda likes the whole real estate process. And if she came from living in rentals in Santee, and has had the taste of big old McMansion kinds of living, and wants to have room for her up and coming juvenile delinquents to have room to move and groove..PLUS she wants to be the big deal she knows she should be, making a guy buy a new house she can decorate sounds like the thing for her to do. She probably already has her Mercedes with the analog clock fitted out for that 3 car garage thing HER ex wouldn't get her.

She sure seems like someone trying to impress someone from her past for some reason.

[Ritchie]

I think if the guy is obviously not over the ex (like Tubby is obviously not over Amused), or she permeates the house, yes, I think any woman would want a fresh start. (Personally, I would never move forward with someone who wasn't over his ex.)

I seriously doubt that this whole wedding thing will take place. Eventually they will show their true colors and Tummy will cheat or Mooch will dig for more gold and they will break it off.

[DreamerGal]

I seriously doubt that this whole wedding thing will take place. Eventually they will show their true colors and Tummy will cheat or Mooch will dig for more gold and they will break it off.

True dat, Ritchie!

[listener13]

It's interesting that XXXLFH hasn't talked to Moochelle about the sale of HER house - it's all around his house. Obviously, we know who is running that relationship. Oh, and watching the two of them eat - DISGUSTING - both the amount of food and they way they eat. Tubby is always going to be XXXLFH, and Laura is always going to be a size 14 the way they're eating.

It's interesting watching two emotionally bankrupt people try to help each other. It's like watching a trainwreck. And you know that XXXLFH's opinion is "as long as you're watching to run up our hit rate on the website".....whatever. I can't watch them anymore because it's just downright disgusting.

Oh, and he really needs to stop playing that guitar - he's completely talentless.

[mamasterls]

Tummy had some sort of reddish spot on his neck when the camera zoomed in. Was that a "hicky'? GROSS! How highschoolish of them!



I noticed that too, and I think it was a hickey.

Gross. :shake:

[feefifofum]

THE PHONE JUST RANG!!! Do I pick it up? Help me!!!

That's how I felt when someone called to tell me I won a gift card. I was reading this thread and my phone rang. My caller ID said Clear Channel. Freaky!:eye:

[DreamerGal]

I noticed that too, and I think it was a hickey.

Gross. :shake:

That's another attempt by him to "get to" Amused ... so childish and so transparent. He wants her to cry because they're obviously crazy about eachother (see the hickey?), he's "so happy" and has a "perfect" life, with children who "adore him" and his fiance. Too bad it's all a fantasy and too bad Amused lives in the real world. Otherwise, nice try there, Little Tubby. :ptlaugh:

[DreamerGal]

It's really sad, when you think about it, how Tubby can't seem to bring himself to a level of decency that recognizes the best thing for his kids is for him to treat their mother with (at the very least) respect or (in the best scenario) love. I believe that's is the measure of this man-child which illustrates ever so clearly what a piece of SH%* he truly is.

[GirlfromOR]

In Laura's diary entries recently, it seems like she is talking more and more about how tired she is, can't wake up, etc. I wonder if she's back on the drugs. I also am curious about how she screwed up her back. It must have happened when she fell off the wagon. Haha.

[BecInCA]

I'm watching Trainwreck Episode #5: I'm SO uncomcomfortable!!! Please XXXLFH, please LBM, STOP the Madness, this is so wrong on SO many levels. You will both live to regret this whole idea. Honestly, I am throwing up in my mouth as I try to watch this mess. Why oh, why, do I subject myself to this garbage. I need rehab, NOW! This truly is "Junior High Radio" as Jef and Jer would say. Move on, FH and LBM, move on!!!

[SDReadhead]

I'm watching Trainwreck Episode #5: I'm SO uncomcomfortable!!! Please XXXLFH, please LBM, STOP the Madness, this is so wrong on SO many levels. You will both live to regret this whole idea. Honestly, I am throwing up in my mouth as I try to watch this mess. Why oh, why, do I subject myself to this garbage. I need rehab, NOW! This truly is "Junior High Radio" as Jef and Jer would say. Move on, FH and LBM, move on!!!

I haven't watched it and I'm not sure I will, but I am curious about something. In XXXL's blob he says that Laura gets "really personal" in this episode and that he's not sure they'll air it. So, what on earth did LBM say that was so personal? Please, someone who already damaged their retinas by watching the video tell the rest of us. :gle:

[MomCat]

Well I'll delve into it,since I normally don't jump in and just lurk and read...she was probably the most real today after she got a text from Dave asking how to proceed. She doesn't understand why Dave wants to move forward with the D word. Obviously she doesn't 'get it'that she wore out her chances at keeping her good life going. To a certain degree, I'm sad for her, someone who is a good friend needs to get REAL REAL with her.

[BecInCA]

LBM talks about how hurt she is that Davecain is going through with the divorce and not making any effort to work things out. She's doesn't understand why he is in such a hurry to end things.
Of course, FH is there to try to make things all better, cuz that's what he does- saves those who can't save themselves. Too bad he can't save himself- I'm just sayin....

[cheekymonkey]

LBM talks about how hurt she is that Davecain is going through with the divorce and not making any effort to work things out. She's doesn't understand why he is in such a hurry to end things.
Of course, FH is there to try to make things all better, cuz that's what he does- saves those who can't save themselves. Too bad he can't save himself- I'm just sayin....


I can only imagine all the nights she went out with Cree and strolled in when it was time to get ready for work, all the times she slept thru the afternoon and no dinner was ready or the kids had popcorn for dinner. I can only imagine how many times he may have tried to get her help and she said tomorrow, tomorrow or never.

I can't imagine this is a decision, after so many years of marriage, that he would JUST give up. I think he's had enough and she finally got help against her will but too little too late.

I can only imagine his only concern is making sure his kids are ok.

[Mom2ThreeBoys]

I can only imagine all the money she must have burned through! No wonder she used to talk about having $4.95 in their bank account.

[GirlfromOR]

The problem is that even though she may not be on drugs anymore, she hasn't changed at all. She hasn't even made an effort in regards to parenting, responsibility, money management, etc. I'd divorce her too.

[DreamerGal]

I can only imagine all the nights she went out with Cree and strolled in when it was time to get ready for work, all the times she slept thru the afternoon and no dinner was ready or the kids had popcorn for dinner. I can only imagine how many times he may have tried to get her help and she said tomorrow, tomorrow or never.

I can't imagine this is a decision, after so many years of marriage, that he would JUST give up. I think he's had enough and she finally got help against her will but too little too late.

I can only imagine his only concern is making sure his kids are ok.

That's what I was saying. Dave probably spent countless days and nights pleading with her to be his partner, to get help for herself, and she blew him off. That's what pissed me off so much when she first came back and wrote in her diary something to the effect that "some people don't understand committment." I presumed she was talking about her (long suffering) husband who had had enough at that point, when she finally decided to do something about her problem. He had had enough. It was beyond recovery. (Can you tell I've lived this scene?) Time to move on, no matter how much it hurt, because so much damage had already been done.

Then today at lunch, she was talking like SHE had gone through so much hurt and there was no going back. She'll tell herself whatever she needs to in order to make herself the victim ... not the bad guy.

Whatever ... keep twirling your hair and tapping your feet, and telling yourself this is not your fault. (Did you notice how she kept hitting the bill of her cap with her hand, like she had a depth perception problem, or she was on some sort of pill or ...?)

Oh, and one other thing I noticed is that she, all of a sudden, realized that she now has 7 months of sobriety. If she's truly into recovery, she would be totally aware of hitting those milestones. It doesn't sound like she's working a program at all ... no sponsor after 7 months? No "home" meeting? How serious is she about this "recovery?"

It is uncomfortable watching them. LBM twitching and twirling and eating, always having to be in motion, and Tubby smiling so hard, I'm sure he needs a mouthpiece to sleep with to take care of that TMJ syndrome he's obviously fighting ... Do you think they could have the same conversation if one of them wasn't even there? It's almost as if they don't really notice the other person. (Their "best friend.") Wierd!

[cheekymonkey]

Oh, and one other thing I noticed is that she, all of a sudden, realized that she now has 7 months of sobriety. If she's truly into recovery, she would be totally aware of hitting those milestones. It doesn't sound like she's working a program at all ... no sponsor after 7 months? No "home" meeting? How serious is she about this "recovery?"

It is uncomfortable watching them. LBM twitching and twirling and eating, always having to be in motion, and Tubby smiling so hard, I'm sure he needs a mouthpiece to sleep with to take care of that TMJ syndrome he's obviously fighting ... Do you think they could have the same conversation if one of them wasn't even there? It's almost as if they don't really notice the other person. (Their "best friend.") Wierd!


She said she doesn't even have a sponser yet! And what about Tummy promising to go with her to 100 meetings in 100 days?? What about all that pep talk? Geez heloise, that is all we heard the week she got back! :sing:

I'm on day 8 of not listening (counting last week when they were on vacation). I did, however, watch that horrid video of the 2 of them eating. :gle:


Did anyone else notice when TumTum was asking about the new waitress? Hanni said it was his daughter and the look on TumTum's face was like whoa! Then Hanni told TumTum to STAY AWAY FROM HER TUMMY--STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER:eye:


Even this man knows how he operates. :rolleyes:

[texasmommy]

Thursday October 11, 2007 4am


Thursday October 11, 2007 4am: Happy Birthday to Randy Hoag! I know
this sounds strange, but Randy is 49 years old today! Somebody call
911! Holy Balls!

Today, Jeff and Jer and Laura and I will be going to LA for a business luncheon with big time suits. All I know is that I have to put together a sound system and we're taking a limo up there this morning. It's going to be fun with everyone in the limo and this is a yearly type get together to kind of talk about "THE STATE OF THE MORNING SHOW"...

Yesterday, I had a great walk after the show in the Mission Bay area. I was with Ana, Gail, and Theresa along with Michelle and Evelyn and Sierra. I was pushing a stroller most of the way. I did have one of those OPRAH MOMENTS or whatever when I was behind Gail, Theresa, Ana, and Michelle and I just thought back that a few months ago, I didn't know any of these people in front of me except Gail from high school. I didn't know any of these women and now I'm engaged to one of them and I respect and I'm in awe of Ana, Gail, and Theresa while pushing two babies in a stroller. Now, Michelle loves those women so much and it's a real fun time when we talk and walk and hike and just hang out. These are just a couple of the REGULARS that from working on our health have become more than just listeners to the show, they have become a part of my life and are friends.

The walk was a short and quick one and I don't think any of us broke a real sweat, but it was fun to get out and walk for an hour or so and then we ended up at the hotel there having lunch together. Oh yeah: I had the salmon with veggies. Then, I was off to get the kids and took them to North County Fair to get some stuff for a wedding coming up. My daughter Amanda is getting married.

Yes, she officially is an ex step, but I raised her since she was 7 and I was still in my 20's. It was a cool moment when we were all together Amanda, Eddie, and Vanessa at the mall getting a foot massage at that place called SO RELAX. It was fun being all together for a while.

The word STEP is so lame that I will always say I have 3 kids with Amanda
as the oldest. Hey, soon to have 6 kids. :)

People do email me about KIDS and getting married. I'm just going to be Tommy. Michelle is raising her children with their dad probably the best I've ever seen two people not together raise their kids together. Michelle and her ex husband should actually be applauded for how good they work together on their children. When I come in to the picture, it's not to change anything up, it's just to be me, TOMMY and whatever that means or whatever I usually do from my heart is how it's going to be, but it's a good thing when parents like Michelle and her ex husband work together so well and I'm looking forward to being there too.

Yesterday, Vanessa walked in to the car and I almost said, "excuse me mam,
but do you know where my 12 year old is?" Vanessa looks like she's 20 and
I'm in deep deep you know what with that one. She looks so beautiful and
I'm thinking it's a matter of hours until I send her away to become a nun.
I know there's going to be a lot of little boys crying over my little girl.
HELP ME!!!!

Now, Eddie: That boy is ME. He thinks he's all that and he can prove it too! His life is skateboarding and he's really good. I'm not just saying that either. It was cool to see Eddie hug his mom last night when he saw her. I think he's got my "mama's boy" trait big time. I think that's so cool.

Speaking of Mama's Boy: Next week on Tommytube, we're going to Chula Vista to hang out with my mom. Meet ROSA next week on Tommytube. Today's new Tommytube is a trip. It's really personal and we're still trying to figure out how to do it and it's getting there. Give us time. I ended up watching it last night and I was amazed how OPEN Laura gets. WOW!

I will weigh myself this morning. Last night Michelle and I went to dinner at 8pm. the waitress brought chips and Michelle turned her away. That was the first time we told the CHIPS to take a hike. Then I ordered grilled shrimp tacos and corn tortillas and veggies and black beans. I kind of splurged and ate too late. Michelle had a big steak and is still losing weight fast. She needs to eat a potato chip!

One month from today, is the final day of the 3 day walk. I'm ready!

[texasmommy]

I just wanna say.............. BARF!!!

Yeah, that's it!

[surfing_texan]

Thursday October 11, 2007 4am: Happy Birthday to Randy Hoag! I know
this sounds strange, but Randy is 49 years old today! Somebody call
911! Holy Balls!

I knew Randy was in his 40s. I didn't know he was almost 50 though. Now I'm even more disgusted by him/Debbie. I'd like to think he stayed at home for so long to help care for his parents, but aren't they in great health? If I had tried to stay living at home any longer than I did (especially with my husband after we got married), my father would have asked me what the hell was wrong with me, told me to grow up, and kicked my ass out. I moved out at 17 for college, and I just cannot fathom Randy's whole situation.


Today, Jeff and Jer and Laura and I will be going to LA for a business luncheon with big time suits. All I know is that I have to put together a sound system and we're taking a limo up there this morning. It's going to be fun with everyone in the limo and this is a yearly type get together to kind of talk about "THE STATE OF THE MORNING SHOW"...

I think we all can explain to them "The State Of The Morning Show". I hope the big suits force them all to retire. I assume this means they won't be on the air, or that they'll do some lame thing from the limo on the way up. The big suits aren't aware that they do a morning show and LA is 3 hours away? Why not a business dinner? I don't listen to them, was it reruns today?



My daughter Amanda is getting married. The word STEP is so lame that I will always say I have 3 kids with Amanda as the oldest.

Amused, didn't you say Amanda didn't even invite him to the wedding? Gee FH, could this be another one of your lies?


Now, Eddie: That boy is ME.

Amused, this comment must have made you want to choke FH!


Next week on Tommytube, we're going to Chula Vista to hang out with my mom. Meet ROSA next week on Tommytube.

:idea: Yes, good idea FH, take Laura to the drug den.

[Mom2ThreeBoys]

So, what on earth did LBM say that was so personal?
She has no self-editing skills. She started with "pissed me off", then dropped a thinly covered F-bomb, and then later the S-word. Then she whined about wanting her life back. Just lovely. Oh wait, I almost forgot the two separate boob shakings right at the beginning. No, I'm not kidding.

[Trixie]

Laura's $69 outfit is on their website. I don't have the skills to attach, I'm sure one of our drama member can do it.

She's wearing an outfit that Pacey picked up from the Playboy shop at Las Vegas' Forum Stores.

It isn't worth $69, or even worth wearing around the family.

[wonkatania]

Laura's $69 outfit is on their website. I don't have the skills to attach, I'm sure one of our drama member can do it....


Here it is (Note: The fact that it was bought at Playboy and that it cost $69, is that just a coincidence?):

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/lo_10_11_07_done.jpg

[Truth_Patrol]

On the Randy thing ... I grew up in San Carlos. My parents live very near Randy's parent's house. As a result, I am in San Carlos quite a bit and have seen Randy out and about with his parents. His mother is in a wheelchair and his dad is up there in years. Out of the entire showgram, he has always had the up most character out of that group in my opinion after seeing him with his parents. I do believe that he has lived there as long as he has because his parents needed his help. It's very obvious when you him with them.

One thing ... does anybody remember when he and Laura spent the night in the haunted house in Old Town and Debbie didn't want them to sleep in the same room? LBM couldn't figure out why she wouldn't trust her to sleep in the same room as Randy. Well, I am sure that Debbie has seen her in action and knows that her morals are not exactly that high. LBM definitely gets around.

[yourmama]

She has no self-editing skills. She started with "pissed me off", then dropped a thinly covered F-bomb, and then later the S-word. Then she whined about wanting her life back. Just lovely. Oh wait, I almost forgot the two separate boob shakings right at the beginning. No, I'm not kidding.
I could not believe all of the above either! she shook not once but twice! and knowing she was being filmed, could not believe the language she used! I was also very disgusted on her lack of manners, eating with her mouth open, talking with food in her mouth, and dissing Hanni! This filming just proves how unclassy they both are!

[Amused]

FH's Blog: Thursday October 11, 2007 4am
Thursday October 11, 2007 4am: Then, I was off to get the kids and took them to North County Fair to get some stuff for a wedding coming up. My daughter Amanda is getting married.

Yes, she officially is an ex step, but I raised her since she was 7 and I was still in my 20's. It was a cool moment when we were all together Amanda, Eddie, and Vanessa at the mall getting a foot massage at that place called SO RELAX. It was fun being all together for a while.

The word STEP is so lame that I will always say I have 3 kids with Amanda
as the oldest. Hey, soon to have 6 kids. :)

People do email me about KIDS and getting married. I'm just going to be Tommy. Michelle is raising her children with their dad probably the best I've ever seen two people not together raise their kids together. Michelle and her ex husband should actually be applauded for how good they work together on their children. When I come in to the picture, it's not to change anything up, it's just to be me, TOMMY and whatever that means or whatever I usually do from my heart is how it's going to be, but it's a good thing when parents like Michelle and her ex husband work together so well and I'm looking forward to being there too.

Yesterday, Vanessa walked in to the car and I almost said, "excuse me mam,
but do you know where my 12 year old is?" Vanessa looks like she's 20 and
I'm in deep deep you know what with that one. She looks so beautiful and
I'm thinking it's a matter of hours until I send her away to become a nun.
I know there's going to be a lot of little boys crying over my little girl.
HELP ME!!!!

Now, Eddie: That boy is ME. He thinks he's all that and he can prove it too! His life is skateboarding and he's really good. I'm not just saying that either. It was cool to see Eddie hug his mom last night when he saw her. I think he's got my "mama's boy" trait big time. I think that's so cool.


FYI FH... If you're in LOVE you DO NOT ask your EX WIFE for a kiss when you see her at the mall. The reason that we are not friends like Mooch and her Ex is because you don't maintain your boundaries. Here are a few boundaries not to cross:

Do not exit your car when you drop off the kids.

Do not approach your Ex wife and try to touch her or ask for a kiss.

Do not say inappropriate things in front of your kids.

Do not pretend you're a great Ex-step to Amanda, you've never been there for her unless you're counting the time that you used her as a target when you threw your rolled tacos at her. This is why after 12 years of being her Step Parent she didn't even invite you to her wedding. You lived with her longer than her own father and you are nothing to her.

Do not say that Eddie is exactly like you! He is nothing like you. He is NOT a Mama's boy. He loves and respects me because I am a good Mother, something you know nothing about. I don't need him, I love him. There is a difference. I don't use my children.

As for Vanessa, she doesn't look 20 and quit printing that BS. Vanessa is 12, she will be 13 in December. She is a beautiful GIRL. You know that she reads your blob so have some respect and quit talking about her like she is a handful and will become out of control because of her beauty. She is a wonderful girl with great morals. Something that you know nothing about because you obviously don't know her or you wouldn't write such crap!

Here's another thing FH, at least in front of the kids PRETEND that you respect and admire Mooch, after all you are engaged to her. Act like a man who is in love and excited about marriage because the kids are watching you. When the truck door closed last night this is what Vanessa and her friend said, "Oh my God, I can't believe my Dad is such a slob. Did you see that? He just asked my Mom for a kiss. He is so gross." "You should have seen him when he met K's mom after school today, he said to K's mom, "Wow, I like blonde hispanic women". Now that FH is a shining example of disrespect to your Fiance'. Vanessa told K... my Dad is such a cheater, he'll never be faithful to anyone. Good job FH! Grow up! You have kids who are analyzing your actions. It's so repulsive.

Okay... I'm done venting now.

[SDchick]

On the Randy thing ... I grew up in San Carlos. My parents live very near Randy's parent's house. As a result, I am in San Carlos quite a bit and have seen Randy out and about with his parents. His mother is in a wheelchair and his dad is up there in years. Out of the entire showgram, he has always had the up most character out of that group in my opinion after seeing him with his parents. I do believe that he has lived there as long as he has because his parents needed his help. It's very obvious when you him with them.

One thing ... does anybody remember when he and Laura spent the night in the haunted house in Old Town and Debbie didn't want them to sleep in the same room? LBM couldn't figure out why she wouldn't trust her to sleep in the same room as Randy. Well, I am sure that Debbie has seen her in action and knows that her morals are not exactly that high. LBM definitely gets around.
I totally agree with you on this. I've seen Randy many times over the last several years, and he's always with his parents helping them shop, etc... i've seen him at Costco in Santee with them, manuevering them around the store, at Sears parking lot, helping them out of the car, etc... He's definitely the most "stand-up guy" out of all of them.

It may seem creepy that he'd have Debbie live with him there as well like he did, but maybe that's the choice he gave her. I recall my friend had dated him (once!) and he talked about his living situation with her. He was only 35 at the time, so it didn't seem like such a big thing, but my friend said he was never embarrassed by his living with his parents. He felt like it was his priviledge and duty to care for them. I can only imagine how bad off they are now 12 years later!

:wavey2: Hi FH!

[SDchick]

FYI FH... If you're in LOVE you DO NOT ask your EX WIFE for a kiss when you see her at the mall.

Do not pretend you're a great Ex-step to Amanda, you've never been there for her unless you're counting the time that you used her as a target when you threw your rolled tacos at her. This is why after 12 years of being her Step Parent she didn't even invite you to her wedding. You lived with her longer than her own father and you are nothing to her.

Okay... I'm done venting now.

Hi Amused, you vent away, Lady! Does this mean FH lied (why am I surprised) about the wedding? He is not invited to the wedding? I wonder what he was doing getting pedicures or whatever with her and your kids like that?

I love reading your posts!!!!

[J&JSuck]

I totally agree with you on this. I've seen Randy many times over the last several years, and he's always with his parents helping them shop, etc... i've seen him at Costco in Santee with them, manuevering them around the store, at Sears parking lot, helping them out of the car, etc... He's definitely the most "stand-up guy" out of all of them.
:wavey2: Hi FH!

The thing I don't get is after all this time why did he move SO far away from his parents? You'd think if he was taking care of them and doing things for them he would have bought a house closer to San Carlos than San Elijo.

[SDchick]

That was my next thought. Are his parents better? I doubt that. They look in failing health mode. Are they with a home-nurse healthcare worker or whatever? Maybe that would alleviate any guilt he's gotten from Debbie.

Or are they in an assisted living facility now? Or maybe they've decided he needs to get on with his life finally? If anyone knows anything more, please share!

Oh, I've always wanted to ask everyone here: Do you think Cree will be invited to Randy and Debbie's wedding? She was the one who introduced them to eachc other, after all! Or will Randy support Laura and exclude her???

[Ritchie]

I could not believe all of the above either! she shook not once but twice! and knowing she was being filmed, could not believe the language she used! I was also very disgusted on her lack of manners, eating with her mouth open, talking with food in her mouth, and dissing Hanni! This filming just proves how unclassy they both are!

I thought it was interesting how Tummy was looking for napkins at the beginning and he was pointing to them behind Laura in a way to ask her to grab some for him and she missed it entirety and started talking about herself as she was eating.

LBM just doesn't quite say it enough.

[Wabbitsd]

I'll toss out a guess on Randy and the new house...I think he got a killer deal. I can't fault him for doing what he is doing, this is a personal choice. I don't think he has to live to anyone's expectations.

holy moley, Cree intro'd Debbie to Randy? Is she like the procurer to the San Diego Big deal stars or what?

As far as FH and the truth...I can't even say I expected anything else. Truly, look up the term "morally bankrupt." Tell me if you don't see that little gnome as an illustration.

[DreamerGal]

Do not pretend you're a great Ex-step to Amanda, you've never been there for her unless you're counting the time that you used her as a target when you threw your rolled tacos at her. This is why after 12 years of being her Step Parent she didn't even invite you to her wedding. You lived with her longer than her own father and you are nothing to her.As for Vanessa, she doesn't look 20 and quit printing that BS. Vanessa is 12, she will be 13 in December. She is a beautiful GIRL. You know that she reads your blob so have some respect and quit talking about her like she is a handful and will become out of control because of her beauty. She is a wonderful girl with great morals. Something that you know nothing about because you obviously don't know her or you wouldn't write such crap!

Wow, Amused. It must have driven you crazy living with someone who totally makes up his life as he goes. It almost seems his mantra is, "If I say it, it must be real." ("If I say I didn't cheat, then I didn't!" "If I say my ex and I are great friends, then we are!" "If I say I weigh 40 pounds less than I actually do, then it is so!") And then he expects everyone to play along with his version of "reality." You must have gotten whiplash shaking your head in dismay for all those years you were with him. Hats off to ya, sister. If you're not on medication after living in such an alternate reality, you're a rock and your kids are sooooo soooooo soooooo fortunate to have you as their mother. Keep up the good work girl!

[newgal]

Hi Amused, you vent away, Lady! Does this mean FH lied (why am I surprised) about the wedding? He is not invited to the wedding? I wonder what he was doing getting pedicures or whatever with her and your kids like that?

I love reading your posts!!!!

Of course is not invited to the wedding. And of course the part about getting pedicures is all fantasy just like everything he writes. He is a FH LIAR!!! He would not know the truth if it came up and slapped him across the face!! I think Amused even wrote about how he claimed Amanda called him asking for him to help pay for the wedding - never happened. Can we all say pathological??

[DreamerGal]

Do not pretend you're a great Ex-step to Amanda, you've never been there for her unless you're counting the time that you used her as a target when you threw your rolled tacos at her. This is why after 12 years of being her Step Parent she didn't even invite you to her wedding. You lived with her longer than her own father and you are nothing to her.As for Vanessa, she doesn't look 20 and quit printing that BS. Vanessa is 12, she will be 13 in December. She is a beautiful GIRL. You know that she reads your blob so have some respect and quit talking about her like she is a handful and will become out of control because of her beauty. She is a wonderful girl with great morals. Something that you know nothing about because you obviously don't know her or you wouldn't write such crap!

Wow, Amused. It must have driven you crazy living with someone who totally makes up his life as he goes. It almost seems his mantra is, "If I say it, it must be real." ("If I say I didn't cheat, then I didn't!" "If I say my ex and I are great friends, then we are!" "If I say I weigh 40 pounds less than I actually do, then it is so!") And then he expects everyone to play along with his version of "reality." :nuts: You must have gotten whiplash shaking your head in dismay for all those years you were with him. Hats off to ya, sister. If you're not on medication after living in such an alternate reality, you're a rock and your kids are sooooo soooooo soooooo fortunate to have you as their mother. Keep up the good work girl!:thumb:

[DreamerGal]

Sorry, I don't know what happened ... I posted twice. Not very computer literate am I!

[wanky]

One thing ... does anybody remember when he and Laura spent the night in the haunted house in Old Town and Debbie didn't want them to sleep in the same room? LBM couldn't figure out why she wouldn't trust her to sleep in the same room as Randy. Well, I am sure that Debbie has seen her in action and knows that her morals are not exactly that high. LBM definitely gets around.

I do remember that. LBM has no class (what with the boob shaking and just the general way she conducts herself in front of the whole world). The booby slip from her dance picture didn't faze her. She doesn't know the meaning of the word "discretion". She behaves like a stripper. So, yeah, Debbie knows the real Laura and I wouldn't have trusted her with Randy either (even if Randy is not my type!)

BTW, Amused, your kids are at an age where you can no longer hide the "real" FH from them. FH has no clue that his kids are on to him. He will never figure it out because he's too much into himself. Congratulations on becoming a future mom-in-law to Amanda's husband. I'm sorry about how FH treated her. It sounds like you did a good job shielding her from all the horror she has gone through with him. ALl the best to you.

[Smitty]

In Laura's diary entries recently, it seems like she is talking more and more about how tired she is, can't wake up, etc. I wonder if she's back on the drugs. I also am curious about how she screwed up her back. It must have happened when she fell off the wagon. Haha.

Didn't she say she's been having severe back pains? Perhaps this excuse was given to get on the prescription meds? I'm not sure how AA and NA handle cases where people must get pain meds. I'm sure they cover how to handle the craving to fake a medical condition to get them. I sure hope LBM is not in the latter category but in either case something tells me those pain meds are probably not being used as prescribed.

[MissThany]

I just wanna say.............. BARF!!!

Yeah, that's it!

Amen!

[listener13]

I'm thinking you have to be in dire straits to be given pain medicine when you're a substance abuser. Maybe if you're "kind of a big deal", they waive the rules.

If she's on prescription pain meds, she'll be back in Newport Beach faster than you can say "the Showgram sucks."

[boris85]

Well I'll delve into it,since I normally don't jump in and just lurk and read...she was probably the most real today after she got a text from Dave asking how to proceed. She doesn't understand why Dave wants to move forward with the D word. Obviously she doesn't 'get it'that she wore out her chances at keeping her good life going. To a certain degree, I'm sad for her, someone who is a good friend needs to get REAL REAL with her.

It was staged - come on! Here's a tarnished Chuck E. Cheese token, buy a clue... Dave would not text message her to ask "how to proceed." He's know how to proceed and she is well aware of it. They've been in court already. She's trying to get sympathy as always.

[surfing_texan]

It was staged - come on! Here's a tarnished Chuck E. Cheese token, buy a clue... Dave would not text message her to ask "how to proceed." He's know how to proceed and she is well aware of it. They've been in court already. She's trying to get sympathy as always.


I would assume their lawyers, or the court mediator helps them in communicating back and forth how the other wants to proceed. I've never been divorced, so I'm not sure how it works exactly. But I'd think they're paying their lawyers for a reason. And hasn't Laura said in diaries that they haven't really talked to each other about their relationship? That they stick to dicussing the kids only?

[boris85]

The thing I don't get is after all this time why did he move SO far away from his parents? You'd think if he was taking care of them and doing things for them he would have bought a house closer to San Carlos than San Elijo.

They advertise for San Elijo Hills - I am sure he got a good price. Also, there are a lot of young children their to satisfy his twisted urges. "Mommy, can I go over and play at Mr. Hogues, he's putting on a puppet show today for all the kids in the neighborhood..."

[Texasgirl]

I was running errands this morning and heard LBM doing a commercial for Bardon Cabinets. The whole segment implies that she is still living there. Maybe she is trying to keep money coming in until her Red Bull contract is finalized.

[11ListenerNot]

What I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall (or should I say limo) on the trip to LA to hear their big deal, big ego conversations.

This morning they had a segment that Jerry asked people to call in who you would like to "slap across the side of their head"
For me personally, I immediately thought of you Jerry

[TJLuv]

Here it is (Note: The fact that it was bought at Playboy and that it cost $69, is that just a coincidence?):

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/lo_10_11_07_done.jpg

I think it's really cute and she looks great with a few extra pounds.

[boris85]

I think it's really cute and she looks great with a few extra pounds.

1. You are either Laura or one of her former crack buddies
2. You are clinically blind
3. You are larger than Laura, which makes you a queen heffer.

If those are a "few" pounds, then Rosie should strut the streets in a thong. For XMAS, I'm getting Laura a bell to wear around her neck.

[wonkatania]

If the Showgram continues to tank you may soon run accross this scene:

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/5504/teststreetguitarxp4.gif

[MissThany]

If the Showgram continues to tank you may soon run accross this scene:

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/5504/teststreetguitarxp4.gif

Is that Mr. Bean giving XXXXL money?

[SDchick]

1. You are either Laura or one of her former crack buddies
2. You are clinically blind
3. You are larger than Laura, which makes you a queen heffer.

If those are a "few" pounds, then Rosie should strut the streets in a thong. For XMAS, I'm getting Laura a bell to wear around her neck.
Ouch Boris. I don't agree with TJ, I don't like the outfit, but she was waaay too skinny before. I remember seeing her one year at Jingle Ball, the one with Train and B-52's, and she was teeny. She's kind of big-boned, so the bones really stuck through. I remember admiring how skinny she looked, since we both had girls within the same week that year.

Anyway, to know it was all due to drugs makes me ill. But I don't think she looks that heavy now. Some days, YES, she looks overweight. (the dance thing, some of the $73 outfits, etc) but no way do I think she's a heffer now! She does need to eat healthier and tone up, but no need for Santa to be getting her a bell this year!

[Smitty]

They advertise for San Elijo Hills - I am sure he got a good price. Also, there are a lot of young children their to satisfy his twisted urges. "Mommy, can I go over and play at Mr. Hogues, he's putting on a puppet show today for all the kids in the neighborhood..."

He bought a resale home. He only got a good price if the seller was willing to give it. Escrow closed on it either September 27th or 28th. It should be public record for us to look up sometime before the end of this month. For that area, he's paying at least $1,000 a month on HOA, Melo Roos and property taxes alone I'm sure.

[Murriecula]

Ouch Boris. I don't agree with TJ, I don't like the outfit, but she was waaay too skinny before. I remember seeing her one year at Jingle Ball, the one with Train and B-52's, and she was teeny. She's kind of big-boned, so the bones really stuck through. I remember admiring how skinny she looked, since we both had girls within the same week that year.

Anyway, to know it was all due to drugs makes me ill. But I don't think she looks that heavy now. Some days, YES, she looks overweight. (the dance thing, some of the $73 outfits, etc) but no way do I think she's a heffer now! She does need to eat healthier and tone up, but no need for Santa to be getting her a bell this year!


Ditto

[loriraesd]

Boris, it's clear you have an aversion to "healthy" looking women.... whewwwwwwww! I'm in the clear..... Anywho, I actually think (at least in this week's $73 outfit photo) that Laura's face looks pretty and healthy - yeah, she's got a few extra lbs on her, but overall, she looks nice....

[loriraesd]

Boris, it's clear you have an aversion to "healthy" looking women.... whewwwwwwww! I'm in the clear..... Anywho, I actually think (at least in this week's $73 outfit photo) that Laura's face looks pretty and healthy - yeah, she's got a few extra lbs on her, but overall, she looks nice....

'course, XXXL is another story altogether.......he's just plain fat.

[wanky]

Wonkatania, you are too,too FUNNY! I love your homeless Tummy post-only thing, his bottom half is way too skinny for his FH.
Other than that, it's HILARIOUS! If this is what you do for a living, you must be very successful.

[Mom2ThreeBoys]

He bought a resale home. He only got a good price if the seller was willing to give it. Escrow closed on it either September 27th or 28th. It should be public record for us to look up sometime before the end of this month. For that area, he's paying at least $1,000 a month on HOA, Melo Roos and property taxes alone I'm sure.

Here are escrow closings from that zip code and date range.

Address Zip SP BR BA ESF Built Closed
427 CAMINO HERMOSO 92078 545,900 4 2.5 2172 2003 9/24/2007
1785 LEMON TREE CT. 92078 667,800 4 4.5 3411 2006 9/25/2007
938 MIRA LAGO WAY 92078 460,000 3 2.5 1967 2005 9/27/2007
1088 VIA VERA CRUZ 92078 675,000 5 3 2963 2003 9/27/2007
1393 ROCK COURT 92078 875,000 5 4.5 3717 2007 9/27/2007
1094 BRIGHTWOOD DR 92078 630,000 4 3 2646 2004 9/28/2007
808 HOLLOWBROOK CT 92078 675,000 4 4 2999 2005 9/28/2007
1808 VERANO VISTA 92078 727,490 3 3.5 3372 2006 9/28/2007
1703 AZUL VISTA 92078 925,000 3 2.5 2835 2006 10/5/2007

[Ritchie]

I think it's really cute and she looks great with a few extra pounds.

The impression I get from LBM is that she has just given up on her looks. She wears ball caps, tee shirts and no make-up to work and on Tummy Tube.

Some women get into the whole I've-already-got-a-husband-and-kids-so-why-bother-trying-to-make-an-effort routine so they just stop trying. I think this along with her being an airhead and abuser is why DC is kicking her to the curb.

[lafrancaise]

Per the San Diego Transcript:
Randall J. Hoag & Debbie Lumayag
1206 Highbluff Ave.
San Marcos 92078
Closed escrow 09/27/2007
purchase price $430,000

[zodiac]

Here are escrow closings from that zip code and date range.

Address Zip SP BR BA ESF Built Closed
427 CAMINO HERMOSO 92078 545,900 4 2.5 2172 2003 9/24/2007
1785 LEMON TREE CT. 92078 667,800 4 4.5 3411 2006 9/25/2007
938 MIRA LAGO WAY 92078 460,000 3 2.5 1967 2005 9/27/2007
1088 VIA VERA CRUZ 92078 675,000 5 3 2963 2003 9/27/2007
1393 ROCK COURT 92078 875,000 5 4.5 3717 2007 9/27/2007
1094 BRIGHTWOOD DR 92078 630,000 4 3 2646 2004 9/28/2007
808 HOLLOWBROOK CT 92078 675,000 4 4 2999 2005 9/28/2007
1808 VERANO VISTA 92078 727,490 3 3.5 3372 2006 9/28/2007
1703 AZUL VISTA 92078 925,000 3 2.5 2835 2006 10/5/2007


I heard Randy mention this morning that his house is 4 years old, so it's got to be either Camino Hermoso or Via Vera Cruz.
Has anyone heard when he and Debbie are getting married?

And about Laura's outfit of the week, I think she looks good. Definitely not a heffer, Boris, geez. Plus, she can pull off white pants, not very many women can.

[Ritchie]

Plus, she can pull off white pants, not very many women can.

Many women shouldn't even try.

[zodiac]

Per the San Diego Transcript:
Randall J. Hoag & Debbie Lumayag
1206 Highbluff Ave.
San Marcos 92078
Closed escrow 09/27/2007
purchase price $430,000

Per Zillow, looks to be a condo/townhome with 1,316 square feet.
http://www.zillow.com/HomeDetails.htm?zprop=63068812

[boris85]

The impression I get from LBM is that she has just given up on her looks. She wears ball caps, tee shirts and no make-up to work and on Tummy Tube.

Some women get into the whole I've-already-got-a-husband-and-kids-so-why-bother-trying-to-make-an-effort routine so they just stop trying. I think this along with her being an airhead and abuser is why DC is kicking her to the curb.

She doesn't have to worry about looks when she's already getting it from Tummy.

[blondmom]

Laura looks alright, the outfit is horrible...but I think she looks nice in the photo.

I love reading Amused, I can't believe she lived with that man. He will get what is coming to him, if Mooch is pushing that much for a new home..she has definite motives. He is stupid to fall for any of that. Nobody with any brains moves that quickly.

I found this website by accident, I felt sorry for Laura..hearing of her divorce, so I googled her name looking for her Diary about a month ago...I have changed my opinion of them all. They are degenerates. But I still like reading about them!

Thanks for the laughs! I love this place.

[boris85]

I heard Randy mention this morning that his house is 4 years old, so it's got to be either Camino Hermoso or Via Vera Cruz.
Has anyone heard when he and Debbie are getting married?

And about Laura's outfit of the week, I think she looks good. Definitely not a heffer, Boris, geez. Plus, she can pull off white pants, not very many women can.

Well, I beg to differ. Fat is not the new thin. And she can't pull off white pants - at least not those. She'd need some box-cutters and a crowbar to get out of those. I think there was some Crisco involved in putting them on this morning - definitely a defiance of physics. Reminds me of a bunch of clowns trying to squeeze into beat-up VW.:dead:

[mamasterls]

Is that Mr. Bean giving XXXXL money?

That's Mr Bean (love him!), but I believe he is taking the money away!

[DreamerGal]

Well, I beg to differ. Fat is not the new thin. And she can't pull off white pants - at least not those. She'd need some box-cutters and a crowbar to get out of those. I think there was some Crisco involved in putting them on this morning - definitely a defiance of physics. Reminds me of a bunch of clowns trying to squeeze into beat-up VW.:dead:

Boris, me thinks you need to get laid! :winkie:

[loriraesd]

Boris, don't know if you're married or have a significant other, but geez, whoever's with you has got to have a thick skin

[Ritchie]

Does LBM own any pants that cover her cankles?

On a different subject, does anyone here remember when Jeff talked about first moving to SD and going to Jolars?

[boris85]

Boris, me thinks you need to get laid! :winkie:

OK

[boris85]

Boris, don't know if you're married or have a significant other, but geez, whoever's with you has got to have a thick skin

I'm actually extremely kind and understanding to those who are not losers.

[texasmommy]

Ok Boris, you are being kinda mean! I honestly think Laura looks good. Yes, the outfit is hideous, but she actually pulls off the white pants very well. She does not look over weight what-so-ever. I don't understand the reasons for the weight comments regarding Laura (Tommy is another story..he bases his life on his weight). Would she be better off drunk, high on drugs and skinny??? Or sober and healthy??

[DreamerGal]

I'm actually extremely kind and understanding to those who are not losers.

Boris, are you enjoying a cocktail right now? :cheers:

[texasmommy]

and for the record...

Laura does not have cankles. Check again Ritchie!!

[Wabbitsd]

no...what is Jolars?

and welcome to the newbies...

Maybe I'm out of touch with the RE Market, but that price for Randy's place...for the sqftg in that area...is that pretty darn good? My tiny 1200 sqft in La Mesa is more than that...

[listener13]

If the Showgram continues to tank you may soon run accross this scene:

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/5504/teststreetguitarxp4.gif

I think people would give him money to STOP singing.

[11ListenerNot]

Here's Tummy's 3 day page. He needs a lot more donations!


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[MissThany]

Ok Boris, you are being kinda mean! I honestly think Laura looks good. Yes, the outfit is hideous, but she actually pulls off the white pants very well. She does not look over weight what-so-ever. I don't understand the reasons for the weight comments regarding Laura (Tommy is another story..he bases his life on his weight). Would she be better off drunk, high on drugs and skinny??? Or sober and healthy??

I think many of us feel that Laura with a little more weight on her and possibly healthy (physically-the mental part needs a bit of help) is better than skinny and high.

While I am not a fan of the outfit-it is nothing I could pull off (or even pull on for that matter)-Laura looks fine.

Personally, I think the whole board is better off when we discuss some of the things we AGREE on instead of fight over Laura's weight. Can we leave this subject alone?

We need some new dirt...where are our Investigators?? Stir something really juicy up for us, will ya??

[Wabbitsd]

Boy, he sure didn't challenge himself too much in raisin' the dough, did he? Let's see...someone said Nina Detrow tossed in $50...wonder what big deal buddies Jeff and Jerry have tossed into the hat? What's going on with all his walking pals? Did they not get the word to pay him back for the party he threw for them?

[11ListenerNot]

Boy, he sure didn't challenge himself too much in raisin' the dough, did he? Let's see...someone said Nina Detrow tossed in $50...wonder what big deal buddies Jeff and Jerry have tossed into the hat? What's going on with all his walking pals? Did they not get the word to pay him back for the party he threw for them?
------------------------------------------------------------
I was half listening to the show, I think it was yesterday or today, and he was making a joke to the effect that neither J and J have donated anything yet.

[boris85]

and for the record...

Laura does not have cankles. Check again Ritchie!!

definite cankles...

[Smitty]

Per Zillow, looks to be a condo/townhome with 1,316 square feet.
http://www.zillow.com/HomeDetails.htm?zprop=63068812

I knew it was a condo with HOA fees covering the landscaping. In any case, 1,316 is a HUGE step up from the 350 sq ft bedroom(if that) both Debbie and Randy were sharing for the past 2+ years. One thing is for sure, going from having no rent for 49 years to paying a mortgage sure stings!

[boris85]

Ok Boris, you are being kinda mean! I honestly think Laura looks good. Yes, the outfit is hideous, but she actually pulls off the white pants very well. She does not look over weight what-so-ever. I don't understand the reasons for the weight comments regarding Laura (Tommy is another story..he bases his life on his weight). Would she be better off drunk, high on drugs and skinny??? Or sober and healthy??

I am just being honest, and sometimes the truth stings a bit. To answer your question about her being better off drunk and stoned - that depends - is she your casual date? You bet! Serious date - maybe not. Is she your wife or mother - then certainly not. Context my friend, context. Bus driver, airline pilot, or other type of transportation provider - no - unless you're in Tijuana :bandit: . Your religious confidant (i.e. priest) - perhaps. Massage technician - yes. Garbage collector, phone tech, or television repair person - no.

[Ritchie]

Ok Boris, you are being kinda mean! I honestly think Laura looks good. Yes, the outfit is hideous, but she actually pulls off the white pants very well. She does not look over weight what-so-ever. I don't understand the reasons for the weight comments regarding Laura (Tommy is another story..he bases his life on his weight). Would she be better off drunk, high on drugs and skinny??? Or sober and healthy??

She is chunky. You can't tell in the picture because you are not looking at the rear of those tight white pants and you don't see the muffin top under that shirt.

I'm sure a lot of women would love to have the weight problem that Laura has (hence all the "she is not fat" comments) but the fact is she is a bit on the heavy side.

[boris85]

She is chunky. You can't tell in the picture because you are not looking at the rear of those tight white pants and you don't see the muffin top under that shirt.

I'm sure a lot of women would love to have the weight problem that Laura has (hence all the "she is not fat" comments) but the fact is she is a bit on the heavy side.

And she eats Chunky soup and Chunky candybars - while watching Fat March.

[Ritchie]

no...what is Jolars?

It is (was?) an all nude strip club. Jeff talked about going into a private booth and taking care of himself while watching the entertainment (or something along those lines).

[ca_girl]

FH is just lost in his own world.

Amused - I hope you enjoy the wedding & I'm sure your daughter will be amazingly beautiful (& I have no idea what she looks like ;) )! I hope FH doesn't crash it & I'm sure you'll have a beautiful day.

[SDtoOC]

OK - I am a teacher. This morning I was an ANGRY teacher because of J&J's whole "who do you wanna slap upside the head" bit. What what the flippin' purpose of THAT? Why would they allow kids to come on the air and say, " I wanna slap Mrs. So-and-so!" How incredibly disrespectful! For someone like his holiness, Jeff, who is normally so complementary of teachers, to allow this to happen is incredibly hypocritical. Don't teachers have to put up with enough disrespect than to have to be exposed to this crap?

Maybe I should have called in and named a few students whom I would like to slap upside the head. You don't think I would have had parents down my neck in a heartbeat? Sure, I could have given a fake name, etc., but the fact remains that if a TEACHER called up...whoa...watch out!

I don't think it was OK for kids to call up and announce on the air friends' names who they wanted to slap upside the head.

My level of respect for this station has dropped to an all-time low (and that's pretty low). I am proud of what I do. I think my work is important. Not only do I try to teach kids the curriculum, I also try to instill some morals...many kids do not get this guidance at home. So, thanks Jeff and Jer for allowing and encouraging kids to demean teachers. Good for you. Are you proud?

Know who I wanna slap upside the head?????????? Two guesses.

Butt-wipes.

[cheekymonkey]

OK - I am a teacher. This morning I was an ANGRY teacher because of J&J's whole "who do you wanna slap upside the head" bit. What what the flippin' purpose of THAT?

My level of respect for this station has dropped to an all-time low (and that's pretty low). I am proud of what I do. Know who I wanna slap upside the head?????????? Two guesses.

Butt-wipes.


I tell you--I am 4 days w/no J&J and I FEEL GREAT!! No anger in the morning or frustration. I am laughing my a$$ off at KGB and I think they are even reruns!


I know what you mean about slapping those kids upside the head. However, when I have to have a conference with the parents and meet them, I usually have an "Aha" moment and forget wanting to slap the kid upside the head, it's the parents!

:cheers:

[wonkatania]

Maybe, Fathead is in a hurry because he and Moochell have not done the deed and Moochell promised him they would once the little paper has been signed, but not unlike Lucy she will tease him with it and take it away at the last minute:

http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/2388/tummyfootballal7.gif

[wanky]

I know what you mean about slapping those kids upside the head. However, when I have to have a conference with the parents and meet them, I usually have an "Aha" moment and forget wanting to slap the kid upside the head, it's the parents!

:cheers:

Yep, I relate! The fruit doesn't fall too far from the tree. It's amazing how you see so much of your student in his or her parent/s. It's at that point when the situation becomes dire because how can you change a parent, especially if they are clueless?

[gossipgurl]

1. You are either Laura or one of her former crack buddies
2. You are clinically blind
3. You are larger than Laura, which makes you a queen heffer.

If those are a "few" pounds, then Rosie should strut the streets in a thong. For XMAS, I'm getting Laura a bell to wear around her neck.


Okay...don't shoot me...but, I do think Laura looks thinner in this picture than she has in other pictures and, no, I am NOT a heffer:) Maybe she is on meth again.

[Jammie J.]

We need some new dirt...where are our Investigators?? Stir something really juicy up for us, will ya??

Ohhhh, I have just the thing... how about some old dirt?

*rifles through some old papers* How about this article from 1995 about the Jeff & Jer Show?

Page 1
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1548658828&context=photostream&size=l

Page 2
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1548658920&size=o

Page 3
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1548659046&size=o

Page 4
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1547792351&size=o

Or how about their 2001 Christmas Post Card... that was back when FH only had two chins...
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1548658254&context=photostream&size=o

Okay, okay, I can't help it. Here's a picture that was in LBM's blog in February 2007.
http://www.flickr.com/photo_zoom.gne?id=1547790541&context=photostream&size=o

I really think she looks sick and unhealthy. She looks much better now, but (and a big butt it is!!) like a couple of other people have said, she just needs to tone up.

[Jammie J.]

Maybe, Fathead is in a hurry because he and Moochell have not done the deed and Moochell promised him they would once the little paper has been signed, but not unlike Lucy she will tease him with it and take it away at the last minute:

http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/2388/tummyfootballal7.gif

Dear Wonkatania,
I will never take your talent for granted.
Sincerely,

Jammie J.

[Wabbitsd]

Wonk~ Excellent as usual!!!

[MissThany]

Ohhhh, I have just the thing... how about some old dirt?

*rifles through some old papers* How about this article from 1995 about the Jeff & Jer Show?

I really think she looks sick and unhealthy. She looks much better now, but (and a big butt it is!!) like a couple of other people have said, she just needs to tone up.

Wow, that last picture looks terrible! But when I saw pictures of her at the time, I didn't think that. Seeing her now, with weight and less illegal substances in her (we hope) she looks so much better.

Just what we needed Jammie J!

[Smitty]

Looks like Randy's fiance, Debbie Lumayag is 30 years old from Imperial Beach. That's only a 19 year difference between the two. Jeff is only 17 years older than Kristin. I bet Tommy is at least 15 years older than mooch. Nobody on the showgram believes in dating people born in the same decade I guess.

[surfing_texan]

OK - I am a teacher. This morning I was an ANGRY teacher because of J&J's whole "who do you wanna slap upside the head" bit. What what the flippin' purpose of THAT? Why would they allow kids to come on the air and say, " I wanna slap Mrs. So-and-so!" How incredibly disrespectful! For someone like his holiness, Jeff, who is normally so complementary of teachers, to allow this to happen is incredibly hypocritical. Don't teachers have to put up with enough disrespect than to have to be exposed to this crap?

Maybe I should have called in and named a few students whom I would like to slap upside the head. You don't think I would have had parents down my neck in a heartbeat? Sure, I could have given a fake name, etc., but the fact remains that if a TEACHER called up...whoa...watch out!

I don't think it was OK for kids to call up and announce on the air friends' names who they wanted to slap upside the head.

My level of respect for this station has dropped to an all-time low (and that's pretty low). I am proud of what I do. I think my work is important. Not only do I try to teach kids the curriculum, I also try to instill some morals...many kids do not get this guidance at home. So, thanks Jeff and Jer for allowing and encouraging kids to demean teachers. Good for you. Are you proud?

Know who I wanna slap upside the head?????????? Two guesses.

Butt-wipes.

OK, I agree with you almost 100%. However, I'm sure there are some teachers that deserve to be slapped (but, if 1 of my children ever expressed wanting to do so, I would be horrified and disappointed in their lack of respect). I really admire teachers...I think you all are under-paid and under-appreciated. Having said that...as a parent I would love to slap my sons Kinder teacher. She recently called me and told me that my son has problems following her directions and she thinks it is for 1 of 2 reasons.
1. He isn't ready for school (he had to pass a test to start school given his age/birthday...he was labeled as "ready")
2. He is acting out because my husband is deployed and maybe we should have waited to start a family until my husband is "done" being a Marine. (sure he misses Daddy, but he isn't really all that bothered by it...we've taught him about what his Dad's job means and how important it is. Furthermore...I don't think it's her business to tell me when I should have started a family)

The real reason is, she had him sitting next to the fish tank at the back of the room. The pump is so loud he can't hear a thing she says, but she yelled at him 1 day and so he was afraid to tell her he couldn't hear.

[TJLuv]

1. You are either Laura or one of her former crack buddies
2. You are clinically blind
3. You are larger than Laura, which makes you a queen heffer.

If those are a "few" pounds, then Rosie should strut the streets in a thong. For XMAS, I'm getting Laura a bell to wear around her neck.

none of the above. I think she has a few extra pounds but she is surely not as big as you make her out to be. Appears that you believe the anorexic look is hot. More power to you.

[TJLuv]

The impression I get from LBM is that she has just given up on her looks. She wears ball caps, tee shirts and no make-up to work and on Tummy Tube.

Some women get into the whole I've-already-got-a-husband-and-kids-so-why-bother-trying-to-make-an-effort routine so they just stop trying. I think this along with her being an airhead and abuser is why DC is kicking her to the curb.

Better than dressing like a tramp to get some man candy after her divorce... LOL

[SDReadhead]

Boris, don't know if you're married or have a significant other, but geez, whoever's with you has got to have a thick skin

No, Boris doesn't like thick girls.

[SDReadhead]

:amidala:
All Hail Amused, Queen of the Drama Club Board. Your last post about Fatty O'Lard Bum was the best. I love when you call him out on his fictional life. I hope the Mooch has put a lot of thought into what she wants out of this so called relationship. Perhaps it's worth it to her to get a bunch of stuff bought for her. Perhaps she'll be glad if the sweaty porker goes off with other women so she'll have to prostitute herself less for her new house and stuff. I don't know. I hope she isn't looking for a real marriage.

My favorite line of yours today was the one about how you love your son, but not out of need. Let's change your name from Amused to Awesome. :cheers:

[cheekymonkey]

Don't say I didn't warn you!
:eye:


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/1548658828_05b22dff33.jpg

[LisaP]

Don't say I didn't warn you!
:eye:


http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/1548658828_05b22dff33.jpg

3:30AM. I am sick. Can't sleep. Congested. Sinus hurt. I take some more meds and I hop on the computer to do some mindless surfing in the hopes of getting sleepy.

Now I am nauseous and blind. :gle:

[FormerSanDiegan]

I'm thinking that the deal with Boris is along the lines of "Thou Dost Protest Too Much". Perhaps our cynical friend is a bit on the XXXL side himself. ;)

[FormerSanDiegan]

OMG Wonk - I seriously laughed out loud at that! You're awesome!!!!!

[Wabbitsd]

Frankly, I have run into a whole generation of "professional educators" I wouldn't mind slapping upside the head. Mostly it's administrative staff, but there ARE a few teachers, too. Teaching has unfortunately become a profession attracting sometimes the best, sometimes not not so good who are looking for an easy ride and a chance to be a big time bully to kids who can't fight back. Don't even get me going on the whole cadre of police starting to be permanent campus fixtures.

[texasmommy]

OH Jammie J.

Those pictures are hilarious. Yes MissThany...just what we needed..

I think FormerSanDiegan hit the nail on the head. Boris, our cynical friend, must be some where along the lines of XXXL.

Wonk, you crack me up. Keep em coming..

[texasmommy]

Thursday October 11, 2007 8pm


Thursday October 11, 2007 8pm: Spent the day with Jeff, Jerry, and Laura. We had a small limo pick us up at the station to take us to a lunch in Santa Monica. It was a nice lunch and we all had to get up and talk about the show. I talked about how I'm looking forward to 2008 and celebrating 20 years with Jeff and Jer and how much of an impact our listeners had on my life this year with the walks and this blog.

The most special part of the trip was the time spent in the limo and just making eachother laugh and reminscing and talking about our lives now and where we are all heading. It was a memorable road trip with the people that I work with and have become family to.

This morning I had a veggie omlette from IHOP. I treated everyone to breakfast. It was for Randy's birthday this morning. At the lunch I had salmon and some veggies. ON OUR way back something came over me and we stopped in Newport Beach to use the restroom and came out with 2 carne asada tacos and a grilled chicken burrito that I ate in the limo. That was very weak of me to do that, but Jerry started it by ordering two bean and cheese burritos. Then I came over to Michelle's house and had a few bites of a salad. I need to drink more water today.

I just remembered I did not weigh myself today. AND with my Baja Fresh weakness from this afternoon, maybe I shouldn't tomorrow as well. I am planning on some big workouts this weekend. So, maybe I should wait for Monday to weigh myself again.

THIS WEEKEND'S WALKS AND HIKES:

Friday: Torrey Pines after 12 noon

Saturday: Iron at 5:45am and then Torrey at 9am and maybe a long walk to the fair after that.

Sunday: There will be a few regulars at Cowles at 7:45 but I am going to the Charger game, so I won't be there.

Thanks for the nice emails about Tommytube and I think I'm a bit tired right now, so excuse me if this is short, but I need to get some sleep.
I'll tell you more about today tomorrow okay?

[Texasgirl]

Yep, I relate! The fruit doesn't fall too far from the tree. It's amazing how you see so much of your student in his or her parent/s. It's at that point when the situation becomes dire because how can you change a parent, especially if they are clueless?

After meeting a parent, I usually think, "Well, that explains a lot."

Boris, be nice. Teachers could take over this board if we revolt!

[mel41099]

2. He is acting out because my husband is deployed and maybe we should have waited to start a family until my husband is "done" being a Marine. (sure he misses Daddy, but he isn't really all that bothered by it...we've taught him about what his Dad's job means and how important it is. Furthermore...I don't think it's her business to tell me when I should have started a family)


Wow. I would like to slap her on the back of the head! That being said, that bit was totally disrespectful, and no child should EVER be allowed or encouraged to speak about their teachers in that way. And Tommy saying he wanted to slap Davecain?? I was soooo tempted to call and say LBM or FH.

And what the heck was up with the tomato thing this morning???

[texasmommy]

2. He is acting out because my husband is deployed and maybe we should have waited to start a family until my husband is "done" being a Marine. (sure he misses Daddy, but he isn't really all that bothered by it...we've taught him about what his Dad's job means and how important it is. Furthermore...I don't think it's her business to tell me when I should have started a family)



Being that we are military also...this really hits close to home. How DARE, she say something like that!! I would have been fuming mad... How did you compose yourself?

[surfing_texan]

Being that we are military also...this really hits close to home. How DARE, she say something like that!! I would have been fuming mad... How did you compose yourself?

I told her that maybe she should have waited to become a teacher until she was done learning how to treat people properly. Told her I didn't appreciate her tone, or that fact that she treats my son differently because of her personal opinions about the military and told her she might want to rethink teaching in this town, that is so full of military families.

This is her first year teaching in San Diego. Until this year she taught 4th grade in Vermont. She is way out of her league, and I've tried to give her the benefit of the doubt, and had hoped she would find a way to deal with the younger kids better. She hasn't, and all the parents from the class are unhappy...so I've begun complaining to the Principal.

[Truth_Patrol]

When you complained to the principal, did you send a letter or just talk to him/her? If you didn't send a letter, do that now. You want this in writing. Also, if you don't get a satisfactory response from the principal, send a letter to the superintendent. I cannot believe a teacher would ever say that to somebody to begin with, but living in San Diego where the military plays such an important part of our community, that comment was unacceptable.

That teacher needs some sensitivity training. If I were you, I would ask to have my child moved to another classroom. For some reason, she doesn't like your little boy and that's going to effect her ability to teach him.

Bottom line though, she should have been reprimanded for that comment to you. That was totally out of line.

[11ListenerNot]

Just a couple of observations:

1. Tummytube sucks. Each episode is becoming more lame. Laura is a rude b**ch. I wish Hanni would have thrown them out. I agree with a previous poster (I forgot who), get rid of that trainwreck.

2. Those old pictures of Jeff and Jer were absolutely GROSS. Truly scary on the eyes.

3. I hope tubby hasn't seen the movie Wedding Crashers and get any bright ideas!

[Ritchie]

Better than dressing like a tramp to get some man candy after her divorce... LOL

She will tramp it up after the divorce is final. She can not be alone. She requires too much attention.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Just a couple of things that I've been thinking of...

1. Tummytube: I sat down and watched the last couple of weeks of episodes - what a huge waste of time! LBM is so full of herself it's surprising that there is any room left in the world for the rest of us. I didn't realize just how H-U-G-E Tummy has gotten - he has definitely put on about 40 pounds since his Thank You Party weigh-in. And they definitely need to NEVER AGAIN film while they are eating - that was gross.

2. Anyone want to weigh in with their opinion of when J&J "jumped the shark"? I realized just how bad they've become when it took my whole commute drive for them to do the math and come up with the answer to some stupid tomato question....

3. Randy - with elderly parents, why the hell did he move so far away? I know he has an older brother (Marvin) that is married with kids - maybe they decided it's Marvin's turn to take care of the parents and let Randy have a life...?

4. If anyone is thinking about donating to the 3-day, please point your donations to a poster here on Got|Apex named Chrissy - she deserves the donation much more than Tummy ever would!

Okay, back to work....keep those funny comments and observations coming ~ you guys are the best!

[loriraesd]

[QUOTE=11ListenerNot]:

Those old pictures of Jeff and Jer were absolutely GROSS. Truly scary on the eyes.

They look GAY GAY GAY........ not that there's anything wrong with that....

[surfing_texan]

When you complained to the principal, did you send a letter or just talk to him/her? If you didn't send a letter, do that now. You want this in writing. Also, if you don't get a satisfactory response from the principal, send a letter to the superintendent. I cannot believe a teacher would ever say that to somebody to begin with, but living in San Diego where the military plays such an important part of our community, that comment was unacceptable.

That teacher needs some sensitivity training. If I were you, I would ask to have my child moved to another classroom. For some reason, she doesn't like your little boy and that's going to effect her ability to teach him.

Bottom line though, she should have been reprimanded for that comment to you. That was totally out of line.

I called, wrote, and emailed. The Principal (actually I think the title is "Director" because it's a private school...which could have been our first mistake) told me that the teacher would be spoken with to see if they could find out what the problem was. I told them I expected a call back within 24 hours letting me know what happened. The Director did call back, and offered me a lame excuse. Apparently the teacher is going through a difficult time personally and "maybe the tone she took with me was just a result of that and I misunderstood what she truly meant". So I told the director that isn't an excuse...that we all go through difficult times...My husband is gone, I'm pregnant and on bed rest with 3 kids to take care of...but I don't go around treating people badly. **** happens. I was then told "it isn't an excuse, but it's a reason". So my next step is to contact the head of the school, and I've already put in a request for him to be moved to another class. The director told me taking him from the class would create waves and disrupt the harmony among the other students.

[boris85]

none of the above. I think she has a few extra pounds but she is surely not as big as you make her out to be. Appears that you believe the anorexic look is hot. More power to you.

I just don't prefer muffin tops. When I go to fast food, I never "go large." I never get the "I need a forklift to carry my tray upgraded meal."

[wanky]

From Tummy's latest blob:
"...but I feel good writing to you and just being honest but would ONE GREASY taco hurt? YES, for me it would."

Is this FH's passive aggressive way to respond to Amused's post about him once throwing a taco at Amanda? Funny, how he had to mention tacos today. Also, he talks about her wedding a lot but never says he wasn't invited. That's his way of lying by not telling us everything.

Surfing Texan, I agree your child's teacher shouldn't have made that comment. She had no business telling you when to plan for having children. And yes, there are many teachers out there who never should have been teachers in the first place. Teaching is not an easy job. If you don't love kids, then you shouldn't be one. Sounds like she needs to get out. She should have assessed why your child had difficulty following directions. Then she would have known the reason. I'm a parent of a Kindergartener also and he has issues with the way his teacher looks, not in a mean way, but he says she looks "mad" all the time. I know where he's coming from but I assured him that she only "looks" like that but she really isn't. Anyway, I'm beginning to see issues from both perspective and it's only going to make me a better teacher and parent.

[boris85]

I'm thinking that the deal with Boris is along the lines of "Thou Dost Protest Too Much". Perhaps our cynical friend is a bit on the XXXL side himself. ;)

Nope. 180 lbs. 6' 2" as of this a.m., and sexy as hell...

[ca_girl]

Also, he talks about her wedding a lot but never says he wasn't invited. That's his way of lying by not telling us everything.
That's kind of why I'm thinking he'll "crash" the wedding. Of course, he'd say in the blob that he was invited & not metion that he wasn't welcome. The sad thing is there are people out there that believe his every word...

[Trixie]

Dear Diary,

This is the third night in a row that I've had horrible dreams about people I know doing bad things to me. It's so intense that I wake up in a sweat! What's up with that? I guess I stuff all my angst all day, so it has to come out somehow. Can't take sleeping pills anymore, can't drink wine, so I guess I'll have to do a double dose of Birkrim to ensure my lights are out tonight.

Yesterday, Jeff, Jer, Tommy and I headed up to LA in a swanky limo to meet clients and ad buyers at a fancy restaurant on Wilshire Boulevard. It was called Wilshire, as a matter of fact. There were about 50 suits there. We had to sit up on stools in front of the crowd and tell them about our show and the kind of people who listen to us. It's so funny how all of us, individually, tear up when we talk about you guys. We love!!!

At each place setting was a box that looked like a little square gift box. Inside the box was a cupcake…a fancy pink cupcake from Sprinkles Bakery. This is supposedly the new hot thing in LA…cupcakes. Honestly.

Our two and a half hour drive there and back lent itself to some pretty intense bonding conversations…and, a whole lot of laughs. The guys helped me come to a decision about my life. I really, truly appreciate their advice. Yesterday was really the first time I've had a chance to tell them what's going on in my personal life. We rarely have the chance to chat in the studio because we just don't have a whole lot of time during commercial breaks. Anyway, they listened to me and told me what they thought about the whole situation. Their take on it surprised me. It feels so good to have those guys on my side….SO good. More on all that later, Diary. We also played a few rounds of "Who Would You Rather Do?" When it got down to some people in our office environment, that's when it really got funny.

This weekend, I don't have the kids. I'm thinking about asking Davecain if I can take them to our Legoland thing on Saturday night, but they may already have plans. We'll see.

My big plan….drum roll, please….is to CLEAN OUT MY DANG CLOSET. It is a jungle of clothes and suitcases and shoes and undies. It's not pretty. Plus, I just know I'm going to find a few things that I didn't even know I was missing….fun T-Shirts and things. Gonna give a whole pile of clothes to the Good Will, too. I haven't even unpacked everything from my three month rehab stint. I need to weed through all sorts of paperwork and crap.

So, Diary, that's my exciting weekend in a nutshell. I'll hit a meeting or two. Maybe I'll get an invitation to go to the football game or horseback-riding or even dinner. If not, I'll be just fine hanging' out with my new best friend…ME!

See you on Monday, Diary.

[Ritchie]

I think Jer needs a good slap across the face. I could explain why I think so, but I have no doubt I don't need to with this group.

Maybe wonkatania (whose skills I admire) could make it happen here.

[11ListenerNot]

Friday October 12, 2007 9:45am
Friday, October 12, 2007 at 12:51pm

Friday October 12, 2007 9:45am: Today, I'm feeling like I'm going to relapse and be in a drive thru ordering a cheeseburger in a few minutes. We just ordered breakfast here at the radio station and I was just about to get pancakes and sausage and syrup and butter and stuff like that, BUT instead I just ordered fruit and some oatmeal. I need to NOT GET LAZY because I do feel good about where I'm headed with my weight, but I am feeling WEEKEND LAZY where I just might munch on a pizza by noon, but I feel good writing to you and just being honest but would ONE GREASY taco hurt? YES, for me it would. So, this weekend I need to workout hard, sweat a ton, eat smart, and then weigh in Monday morning. I believe the last time I weighed in I was at 197. Lets see if I can break that Monday morning!

I'm going to see my mom after the show! Tommytube will tape Monday morning and we're going to Chula Vista and I will introduce you to my mom at that time. She's not doing well, but she's happy she'll be on Tommytube. Sometimes, I show her the website and she smiles and I can tell she's proud at a few things. My mom is so honest. I know when I walk in to the house and if I'm UP in my weight, she's the first one to say it, but for my mom, she LOVES IT MORE when I'm up in my weight because she thinks that's when I'm happiest. WELL, I'm EXTREMELY HAPPY THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love my mom!

I'm going to workout hard today. I think I will go to Torrey Pines this afternoon then time it out to go to yoga right after. THEN first thing in the morning IRON MOUNTAIN at 5:45am…..This will be the final IRON MOUNTAIN hike for me until after the 3 day. THEN tomorrow morning 9am Torrey Pines.

My daughter Amanda gets married this weekend! Yes, it is my step which is actually my ex step, but you know what? You can't take away the fact that I helped raise her since she was 7 years old, so yes I am very proud that Amanda is getting married. So, because of her wedding I've been just reflecting on some of the memories I have of her when she was kid and YES she was a handful for me. I was just a 20 something year old kid that liked her mom. CONGRATULATIONS AMANDA!
It's cool that after the divorce that Amanda and I can still talk and the other day getting massaged with all the kids together was so fun.

Going to the Raider game this weekend! Just kidding. GOING TO THE CHARGER GAME this weekend! I'll be right back on the bandwagon with a big win.

Well, I will check in from time to time over the weekend. Talk to you soon!

Chargers 34
Raiders 7

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He seriously needs to join overeaters anonymous.

They've replaced the showgram picture on the website with a giant tomato. I must say that looks better!

[surfing_texan]

Surfing Texan, I agree your child's teacher shouldn't have made that comment. She had no business telling you when to plan for having children. And yes, there are many teachers out there who never should have been teachers in the first place. Teaching is not an easy job. If you don't love kids, then you shouldn't be one. Sounds like she needs to get out. She should have assessed why your child had difficulty following directions. Then she would have known the reason. I'm a parent of a Kindergartener also and he has issues with the way his teacher looks, not in a mean way, but he says she looks "mad" all the time. I know where he's coming from but I assured him that she only "looks" like that but she really isn't. Anyway, I'm beginning to see issues from both perspective and it's only going to make me a better teacher and parent.

My son told me he tried to tell her he couldn't hear over the "fish bubbles" (the fish tank pump), but she told him to go back to his seat because it was her "quiet time", and he should be looking at his book. She then took his free time away for leaving his seat when he didn't have permission. Most recently, he dropped his eraser and got out of his chair to get it, and she made him sit with his head down until it was time to go home. When my mother in law picked him up, the teacher said nothing to her...but come to find out, because he was being punished she also did not give him his homework pack. I had to call the parent of a classmate, and her dad photo-copied the pack and brought it over.

[mel41099]

My big plan….drum roll, please….is to CLEAN OUT MY DANG CLOSET.

So you really aren't planning on ever leavig Tommy's do you??

And Surfing Texan, I am so sorry you have to deal with a stupid school ordeal on top of everything else in your life!! I hope your husband comes home safely soon!!!!

[Murriecula]

From the Tub-of-blog today
...when she was kid and YES she was a handful for me. I was just a 20 something year old kid that liked her mom....

Seriously - I thought there were just a few years difference in Danell & Tubby's ages. If is says "20 something" does he really mean "29". The writing of '20' vs '29' really bugs me. A decade lost.

Is my math off?

[SDchick]

Friday October 12, 2007 9:45am
Friday, October 12, 2007 at 12:51pm

My daughter Amanda gets married this weekend! Yes, it is my step which is actually my ex step, but you know what? You can't take away the fact that I helped raise her since she was 7 years old, so yes I am very proud that Amanda is getting married. So, because of her wedding I've been just reflecting on some of the memories I have of her when she was kid and YES she was a handful for me. I was just a 20 something year old kid that liked her mom. CONGRATULATIONS AMANDA!
It's cool that after the divorce that Amanda and I can still talk and the other day getting massaged with all the kids together was so fun.


Did anyone else notice Tummy did not once say "I'll be attending the wedding?" Any casual reader would just assume that he was. And come to think of it, his other blob didn't say he was actually attending the wedding either!

He just says he's getting stuff for the wedding. Maybe he was just buying a guilt gift for Amanda? Amused, if you're here, you'd know how he was skirting the truth best of all I suppose!

:wavey2: Hi FH!

[listener13]

From the Tub-of-blog today
...when she was kid and YES she was a handful for me. I was just a 20 something year old kid that liked her mom....

Seriously - I thought there were just a few years difference in Danell & Tubby's ages. If is says "20 something" does he really mean "29". The writing of '20' vs '29' really bugs me. A decade lost.

Is my math off?

None of these people live in the real world - they THINK they do, but they don't. None of them ever worked in the real world like the rest of us. They think they understand their listeners - how can they, when they were never like ANY of them.

You have to remember that Tommy is not a "numbers" guy (except when it comes to ISP addresses and Arbitron ratings). He's been lying about his real weight for months, why not lie about his age when he was with Dannell - remember, he said at one point she was WAY older than him (since when is 2 years WAY, but whatever).

These people are a bunch of no-talent losers. The only talent people "associated" with that show is the ones that post on this forum.

I'm sure he bought Amanda a "guilt gift" for her wedding - and he probably didn't pay a penny for it - he got it in "trade" somehow.

[Truth_Patrol]

Okay, time to change classrooms. If she is withholding his homework packets and having him sit with his head on the desk, he is not learning. She has no business teaching kindergarten. You don't get "quiet time" when you are a kindergarten teacher. I don't care if it does disrupt the classroom by moving him. She definitely has an issue with your son and he is better off in another classroom. Kindergarten sets the tone for the rest of your schooling. If he has a bad experience in Kindergarten, you do not want that to follow him into 1st grade. He's needs to be in an environment where he is safely learning, instead of one where the teacher is looking for ways to contantly punish him. She definitely should not be his teacher.

[zodiac]

Did anyone else notice Tummy did not once say "I'll be attending the wedding?" Any casual reader would just assume that he was. And come to think of it, his other blob didn't say he was actually attending the wedding either!

He just says he's getting stuff for the wedding. Maybe he was just buying a guilt gift for Amanda? Amused, if you're here, you'd know how he was skirting the truth best of all I suppose!

:wavey2: Hi FH!

I was just thinking the same thing; he never actually says he's going to the wedding. People out of the loop assume he'll be there, but WE all know better!

Amused, have a fabulous time at your daughter's wedding, you must be so proud.

Surfing Texan, how awful your son is not having a very good experience right off the bat. The teacher sounds like a beeyotch!! I hope you can get him into a different class with a teacher who has respect and admiration for all the students and parents. I can't believe the director told you that moving your son would create waves and disrupt harmony, that's BS! Why should your son suffer just to keep the peace?? Cardiff/Encinitas has great public schools, maybe it's worth taking a look at. Good luck with it all, and I'm sure you're counting the days till hubby comes home! :)

[Ritchie]

So the spewgram went to LA to talk to the suits about the show.

I wonder if any of the suits come to this message board and see the truth of how the show really sucks.

[eyeseeyou]

Dear Diary,

This is the third night in a row that I've had horrible dreams about people I know doing bad things to me. It's so intense that I wake up in a sweat! What's up with that? I guess I stuff all my angst all day, so it has to come out somehow. Can't take sleeping pills anymore, can't drink wine, so I guess I'll have to do a double dose of Birkrim to ensure my lights are out tonight.

Yesterday, Jeff, Jer, Tommy and I headed up to LA in a swanky limo to meet clients and ad buyers at a fancy restaurant on Wilshire Boulevard. It was called Wilshire, as a matter of fact. There were about 50 suits there. We had to sit up on stools in front of the crowd and tell them about our show and the kind of people who listen to us. It's so funny how all of us, individually, tear up when we talk about you guys. We love!!!

At each place setting was a box that looked like a little square gift box. Inside the box was a cupcake…a fancy pink cupcake from Sprinkles Bakery. This is supposedly the new hot thing in LA…cupcakes. Honestly.

Our two and a half hour drive there and back lent itself to some pretty intense bonding conversations…and, a whole lot of laughs. The guys helped me come to a decision about my life. I really, truly appreciate their advice. Yesterday was really the first time I've had a chance to tell them what's going on in my personal life. We rarely have the chance to chat in the studio because we just don't have a whole lot of time during commercial breaks. Anyway, they listened to me and told me what they thought about the whole situation. Their take on it surprised me. It feels so good to have those guys on my side….SO good. More on all that later, Diary. We also played a few rounds of "Who Would You Rather Do?" When it got down to some people in our office environment, that's when it really got funny.

This weekend, I don't have the kids. I'm thinking about asking Davecain if I can take them to our Legoland thing on Saturday night, but they may already have plans. We'll see.

My big plan….drum roll, please….is to CLEAN OUT MY DANG CLOSET. It is a jungle of clothes and suitcases and shoes and undies. It's not pretty. Plus, I just know I'm going to find a few things that I didn't even know I was missing….fun T-Shirts and things. Gonna give a whole pile of clothes to the Good Will, too. I haven't even unpacked everything from my three month rehab stint. I need to weed through all sorts of paperwork and crap.

So, Diary, that's my exciting weekend in a nutshell. I'll hit a meeting or two. Maybe I'll get an invitation to go to the football game or horseback-riding or even dinner. If not, I'll be just fine hanging' out with my new best friend…ME!

See you on Monday, Diary.
Did anyone notice she says "They" maybe have plans. As in Davecain & the kids, or Davecain + Replacement + kids???
Also, did you guys hear when they were doing the whole slapping piece that a "Jason" called in because he wated to smack "Junior Seau". Hmmmm...I wonder...:boxing:

[YoungAmerican]

I don't know if anyone else happened to be listening to Rick & Jen yesterday afternoon but I heard about 1 minute of it as I was pulling into the driveway just before 6pm. I thought I heard FH's and LBM voice so I turned it up a bit. They were talking to Rick about tummytube and Rick told FH he thought it was boring. He told FH "you have people around you that will tell you what you WANT to hear but I will always be honest with you". Good for you Rick!

[Amused]

None of these people live in the real world - they THINK they do, but they don't. None of them ever worked in the real world like the rest of us. They think they understand their listeners - how can they, when they were never like ANY of them.

You have to remember that Tommy is not a "numbers" guy (except when it comes to ISP addresses and Arbitron ratings). He's been lying about his real weight for months, why not lie about his age when he was with Dannell - remember, he said at one point she was WAY older than him (since when is 2 years WAY, but whatever).

These people are a bunch of no-talent losers. The only talent people "associated" with that show is the ones that post on this forum.

I'm sure he bought Amanda a "guilt gift" for her wedding - and he probably didn't pay a penny for it - he got it in "trade" somehow.

You're right, none of them live in the real world. 95% of the time they are in show mode and then the remainder they are asleep - still in show mode. The real victims are the children of these dysfunctional personalities. I think they forget how they are impacting their children's lives by sharing their "family moments." Nothing is sacred to them.

As for my age, I'm 45 (of course I don't look it!) LOL FH is 43 and looks at least 10 years older. I think he thought he was younger because he's so incredibly immature.

There was no guilt gift to Amanda, no gift at all. He's just making it look like he's still part of our circle. Amanda has no respect for him, she had him pegged long ago. His not mentioning the date / time or invitation to the wedding is his way of appearing to be attending the wedding. He doesn't even know where it's at, just that we're flying to Vegas.

As for Laura and her limo ride full of insight from her show family... what a joke. Be accountable! Everything that has happened in your life, like FH's you are responsible for. Every minute you spent in custody, every second at CMH and every minute at rehab. Do yourself a favor and be accountable for your actions... THAT IS WHAT WILL MAKE YOU A BETTER PERSON. Focus less on yourself and think about what your kids need. Be a Mother for God's sake. Quit the pitty party and realize that Dave was generous in not leaving your Fat A$$ years ago when he should have. It's a fools game staying with an addict thinking you can help them get better, they have to want it and some of you (FH included) will never get it. That's why you're outside the circle of trust! You two are meant for each other. Just get married and call it a day. LOL

[Jer]

That's not the issue. The issue is she obsesses about her looks, presents herself as "all that" and then isn't able to deliver the goods. She's opening herself up for critisim while at the same time begging for compliments.

Is she fat? Not technically. Is she ugly? Not compared to others out there. Is her hair the ugliest? No (although might be most infected). :puke: Does she have the biggest/smallest boobs? No - but it is strange how she is now flaunting them.

All considered, she looks pretty good for working in radio. But she casts herself in a category different and better than that of the unwashed masses. And that's what opens her up to hypercriticism.

But physical looks aside, she's a complete and utter wreck. Just imagine, she'll be pulling this same stuff in 10 years when she's 50.

"Dear Diary - should I pose in Playboy? Should I get my hoohaw waxed? Should I get a boob job"? Ok at 30, very borderline at 40, out of control at 50.

[Jer]

He told FH "you have people around you that will tell you what you WANT to hear but I will always be honest with you". Good for you Rick!

1st few episodes looked like a monkey had just found a camera and decided to video people having inane discussions. Looks like now it's progressed into "hey, let's come up with a hypothetical situation and then react to it", ie fake text message from Dave.

Anyway you shape it, this makes the ol' Anna Nicole reality show look like Citizen Cain.

[mel41099]

Also, did you guys hear when they were doing the whole slapping piece that a "Jason" called in because he wated to smack "Junior Seau". Hmmmm...I wonder...


I did hear that but didn't catch that it was a Jason. Although, from they way it all sounds, Mooch needs the slapping, not Junior!!

[mel41099]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2222/1548658828_05b22dff33.jpg


At first I thought that was a joke...Jeff looks like Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie!!

[Trixie]

I don't know if anyone else happened to be listening to Rick & Jen yesterday afternoon but I heard about 1 minute of it as I was pulling into the driveway just before 6pm. I thought I heard FH's and LBM voice so I turned it up a bit. They were talking to Rick about tummytube and Rick told FH he thought it was boring. He told FH "you have people around you that will tell you what you WANT to hear but I will always be honest with you". Good for you Rick!

Yes, I can confirm this. I heard it, too. It sounds like XXXL and LBM went to in the studio upon their return from Santa Monica. Rick & Jen in their afternoon show, did have XXXL aka FH and LBM on the air, to talk about Tom-ME Tube (which I think someone should tie those tubes! both for XXXL and LBM should have their tubes tied for being on that Tom-ME Tube.

[Murriecula]

...Every minute you spent in custody, every second at CMH and every minute at rehab.

Pardon - What is CMH???

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Pardon - What is CMH???

I believe it stands for County Mental Health, but I could be wrong....

[snoopiebug]

[QUOTE=Wabbitsd]no...what is Jolars?

and welcome to the newbies...



I have been a lurker for a while now....you guys crack me up
To answer the Jolar question... It's a strip club on University... the guy does his thing while the girl dances...
that so doesn't surprise me at all Jeff is a Jolar Junkie... a nice Christian boy.. he is gonna go blind
still sounds more like a Jer thing though

[surfing_texan]

So you really aren't planning on ever leavig Tommy's do you??

And Surfing Texan, I am so sorry you have to deal with a stupid school ordeal on top of everything else in your life!! I hope your husband comes home safely soon!!!!


Thanks!

[surfing_texan]

County Mental Health is correct. And from what I know...patients are usually dropped there by Police Officers...does anybody know if this is where people go if something is court ordered? As fast as it happened (with Charlie and all that), I would suspect she was dropped there.

[YoungAmerican]

Amused, I have a question. In one of FH's recent blogs he said he took the kids (including Amanda) to North County Fair for massages. Did that really happen?

[listener13]

At first I thought that was a joke...Jeff looks like Dustin Hoffman in Tootsie!!

This could be a cover for The Advocate.....they look TOTALLY gay.

Again, not that there's anything wrong with that. But, face it guys, you're gay. All the clown-faced and teenage wives won't change that.

[boris85]

Finally watch Tubby Tube - I was bored, all right! First - so staged! Like Laura does not know that the Moocher has her own hosue or if they have decied on a wedding date! And of course, Tummy mentioned how he unselfishly gave up his massage to Mooch. Puck! :puke: Laura shows off her chub induced boobage - naked or nothing baby. I would have been less bored at least. And then she had to say how some punk rocker lesbian chick at one of her meetings complimented her hair and how she wanted to ask her to be her sponsor. Laura - she was hitting on you - your hair is hideous. Also, Laura was careful not to mention the meeting. She always talks about AA meetings - this was probably the one for meth... 10-4 there's the door baby :fro:

[boris85]

This could be a cover for The Advocate.....they look TOTALLY gay.

Again, not that there's anything wrong with that. But, face it guys, you're gay. All the clown-faced and teenage wives won't change that.

Jer looks like Pat from SNL and Jeff looks like he should star in a cheese ball movie about a white guy who meets an ethnic get gent and begins a lifelong training regimen as a break dancer, still trapped in the 80s. "Beat Street 2007."

[Wabbitsd]

Now that you mentioned Laura's hair...I think she should go ahead and get it cut into an "Adult" style, rather than the "I'm a surfer chick-wannabe hanging out at SDSU and hoping you think I am a twenty somethingorother" style that she is still sportin all these years after she bought her diploma from State.