San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread

[boris85]

Girls, Girls (and Boris, too)......the best mascara HANDS DOWN is Almay One Coat. I have blond lashes, and it makes them "full and luxurious" in one coat (okay, maybe two coats).

Hey now - you call and I appear. Actually, I don't recommend any of these products. They are made from bat crap. Take it from me, give Mr. Sketch black markers a try. They stay on all day, come off easily with a babywipe, and they smell like licorice. If Oprah knew about them - she'd use them too, girfriend. Outstanding.

[boris85]

Laura - what else can we say about her. Lame, doubt, lazy, bad parent, over paid, elephant-sized nose, alcoholic, accused drug user, etc.

She continues to show her laziness - it is January 24 - her latest diary and dirt entries are for January 20. She must be napping or making an offer on some hideous house.

She continues to flaunt her vanity. She proudly stated that she wears 8 1/2 shoes, even though she's really a 9 1/2. She said that she is in pain and can hardly walk - but it's worth it. She is so down to earth and true.

I can't believe she thinks she's smater than her husband, the pilot. Jeff and Jer always claim he's the smartest guy they know. She is so full of herself. I doubt she's smarter than my Shizu named "Left Nut." At least he rolls over.

[listener13]

Hey now - you call and I appear. Actually, I don't recommend any of these products. They are made from bat crap. Take it from me, give Mr. Sketch black markers a try. They stay on all day, come off easily with a babywipe, and they smell like licorice. If Oprah knew about them - she'd use them too, girfriend. Outstanding.

Boris:
I don't want to admit it (and prove my own ignorance to be included in the "Laura is an Ignorant Overpaid Druken Laziness Bad Parent" club), but I checked - mascara IS made out of bat crap! I found my proof on the internet (and if it's on the internet, it must be true, right)?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006010403992

I'm stopping by Office Depot on the way home from work and I'm going to pick me up some Mr. Sketch markers - I hope they have them in brown (chocolate smell). Besides, I hear that men love that Egyptian woman eye makeup.

I'll be the first to admit it, Boris - we are NOT worthy!:agree:

[LoyalListner9]

Bat crap. Com eon people. Do you really believe teh FDA would approve that. Its just chemicals just every other form of makeup.

[itz_me_tom]

Bat crap. Com eon people. Do you really believe teh FDA would approve that. Its just chemicals just every other form of makeup.

Ok, wait a minute...We went from make-up to Bat crap?

What happened to Lingerie-Talk?

It's much more fun to look at AND is usually accompanied by a nice scent. Unlike the bat guano they use in mascara. <grin>

[itz_me_tom]

Say what you want about Laura. One thing she is- is entertaining. I can't believe she was describing in full detail about the brazilian wax job from yesterday! I was laughing so hard on the freeway, that I was crying when they were doing the RRRRIIIIPPPP! sound!! ha

Here's an excerpt from her diary:

Dear Diary,

I've experienced different levels of pain in my life. I've been hit by a car, I've had two cesareans, I've had botox needles stuck in my forehead….but none of that compares to what I experienced yesterday.

I got my ya-ya waxed. We're talking full on Brazilian…and I thought I was going to die. It hurt so friggin bad. I truly thought that all my skin had been ripped off. Maybe the pain kept me from thinking about the fact that the girl who was doing the procedure was looking at parts of me that I haven't ever seen!!!

After the procedure, I got to pick out a pair of sexy panties from the wall of lingerie. I picked a pink thong with a little rhinestone design…so cute. The goal of course was to slip it on my bareness and flaunt it in front of my husband. Well, by the time I got home, I was drained. So, we watched American Idol in bed with Charlie and ate popcorn.

When I woke up this morning, though, I felt great! I got in the shower and went…"ooooh! Yeah! Cool! It does feel good.

[Whiskers]

Say what you want about Laura. One thing she is- is entertaining. I can't believe she was describing in full detail about the brazilian wax job from yesterday! I was laughing so hard on the freeway, that I was crying when they were doing the RRRRIIIIPPPP! sound!! ha

Here's an excerpt from her diary:

Dear Diary,

I've experienced different levels of pain in my life. I've been hit by a car, I've had two cesareans, I've had botox needles stuck in my forehead….but none of that compares to what I experienced yesterday.

I got my ya-ya waxed. We're talking full on Brazilian…and I thought I was going to die. It hurt so friggin bad. I truly thought that all my skin had been ripped off. Maybe the pain kept me from thinking about the fact that the girl who was doing the procedure was looking at parts of me that I haven't ever seen!!!

After the procedure, I got to pick out a pair of sexy panties from the wall of lingerie. I picked a pink thong with a little rhinestone design…so cute. The goal of course was to slip it on my bareness and flaunt it in front of my husband. Well, by the time I got home, I was drained. So, we watched American Idol in bed with Charlie and ate popcorn.

When I woke up this morning, though, I felt great! I got in the shower and went…"ooooh! Yeah! Cool! It does feel good.


What an idiot? Now we will get to hear her bitch & moan when it grows back. LOL


Boris:
I don't want to admit it (and prove my own ignorance to be included in the "Laura is an Ignorant Overpaid Druken Laziness Bad Parent" club), but I checked - mascara IS made out of bat crap! I found my proof on the internet (and if it's on the internet, it must be true, right)?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=1006010403992

I'm stopping by Office Depot on the way home from work and I'm going to pick me up some Mr. Sketch markers - I hope they have them in brown (chocolate smell). Besides, I hear that men love that Egyptian woman eye makeup.

I'll be the first to admit it, Boris - we are NOT worthy!:agree:

Good grief....if we believed everything we read on the internet, we would all be dead. This website we were referred to is not documented....it is all heresay.

[listener13]

OMG! I was kidding! I don't believe everything I read on the freaking internet! WTF?

I also don't believe:
That Jimmy Hoffa is buried in the Meadowlands
In the "single bullet" theory
Brittany Spears is talented
Laura is a good parent

On that note......you are right about Laura, Whiskers....we're going to hear how much her hoo-haa hurts, she'll be doubled-over in pain under her desk, will lose an entire night's sleep, and will sleep through the pickup time for her kids at daycare. Did I miss anything? OF COURSE I DID!

How many more cosmetic things is she going to do to herself? She is on the neverending search for something to make her look prettier, taller, blonder, less hairy, younger, less wrinkled, nicer - great message for a mother to send to her daughter. Good thing she's too little to know. Leave yourself alone for a while, Laura - you may look in the mirror one day and actually like the REAL person that you see looking back at you. Just because you get all of this crap for free, that doesn't mean you need to use it!

[LoyalListner9]

Okay to Lauras credit though. That waxing job is seriously so ridiculously painful it shouldn't even be considered humane. I highly recommend the lazer removal for anyone who is interested.

[Whiskers]

OMG! I was kidding! I don't believe everything I read on the freaking internet! WTF?

I also don't believe:
That Jimmy Hoffa is buried in the Meadowlands
In the "single bullet" theory
Brittany Spears is talented
Laura is a good parent

On that note......you are right about Laura, Whiskers....we're going to hear how much her hoo-haa hurts, she'll be doubled-over in pain under her desk, will lose an entire night's sleep, and will sleep through the pickup time for her kids at daycare. Did I miss anything? OF COURSE I DID!

How many more cosmetic things is she going to do to herself? She is on the neverending search for something to make her look prettier, taller, blonder, less hairy, younger, less wrinkled, nicer - great message for a mother to send to her daughter. Good thing she's too little to know. Leave yourself alone for a while, Laura - you may look in the mirror one day and actually like the REAL person that you see looking back at you. Just because you get all of this crap for free, that doesn't mean you need to use it!

And...I thought she would start making love to her plastic surgeon goo-roo (Dr. Bucco) that she is so enamored with. It was pretty sickening.

[boris85]

As I have said time and time again during my entertaining and uplifting sermons at the Church of Boris - Laura is an empty shell. She has no self-confidence and no self-worth i.e. she’s worthless). She is in search of miracle fixes that will make her whole and complete. She needs to deal with her mass of internal problems and forget about the external stuff. She is in turmoil, I think, because she cannot reconcile the imbalance between being a mother (or pretending to be - "Oh nanny, can you please do everything I command and I will pretend to be a hardworking, poor, and struggling mother?") and a young party-animal. Poor Laura thinks she's still in college - they even put an offer on a house in the SDSU area. She'll probably be hanging out at the college pub, insulted that no guy will hit on her. She'll cry on the show and get Dr. Bucco to fix her for free.

On the topic bat crap in mascara - it is true. There are also hooves in Jell-O - they are used to make the gelatin.

[GoEagles]

Boris - psychologist ??

Nice evaluation (and I'd agree, accurate) .

[listener13]

Hey, does anyone listen to the show in the afternoon (I know, why?) But, I was in my car around 11, and they have someone named Jason who does the afternoon show - tell me that is NOT Helper Boy Randy - he sounds just like him. Maybe Jason is Randy's Straight alter-ego? I know, he's got "that girlfriend Debbie"....

And what happened to the guy that used to be with Mel in the afternoon? Is that her name? You know, the one with the voice that could bend steel? The one that is always talking about LA Weight Loss?

I just went to their website, other than J&J, they don't have any of their DJs names on the site. That's how interested THEY are in them..........maybe they couldn't afford to keep anyone after the salaries they have to pay their morning showgram.

[Green_Monsta]

Hey, does anyone listen to the show in the afternoon (I know, why?) But, I was in my car around 11, and they have someone named Jason who does the afternoon show - tell me that is NOT Helper Boy Randy - he sounds just like him. Maybe Jason is Randy's Straight alter-ego? I know, he's got "that girlfriend Debbie"....

And what happened to the guy that used to be with Mel in the afternoon? Is that her name? You know, the one with the voice that could bend steel? The one that is always talking about LA Weight Loss?

I just went to their website, other than J&J, they don't have any of their DJs names on the site. That's how interested THEY are in them..........maybe they couldn't afford to keep anyone after the salaries they have to pay their morning showgram.

That's interesting that Duncan is out at 94.1. I see that is one of Chris' headlines at SDRadio.net but I can't see the article since I didn't pay for the subscription. When I googled it, I saw a little blurb but it took me to a site that I don't see the info on and when I try to get more info, it says I need to be a member..... I'm listening to Jack so I didn't realize he was gone.

[Whiskers]

That's interesting that Duncan is out at 94.1. I see that is one of Chris' headlines at SDRadio.net but I can't see the article since I didn't pay for the subscription. When I googled it, I saw a little blurb but it took me to a site that I don't see the info on and when I try to get more info, it says I need to be a member..... I'm listening to Jack so I didn't realize he was gone.

Looks like Chris at SD Radio will have more info tomorrow about Duncan.

[Smitty]

Where is Jeff today? Who is the additional lady now in the studio you can hear in the background from time to time? Do they really need ANOTHER person in that studio?

[JesseeezMom]

I tuned in- I know, I know. :hmm:
You can't keep doing the same thing and expect a different outcome.:shrug:
Jer was doing jokes dyslexic-as always totally lame, but they had a lady on the phone who was supposed to laugh at his jokes. Well she didn't just laugh, she would make comments, this got everyone on the show mad (mostly Jer)and they all were telling her to shut up and JUST laugh, they put her on hold several times. It sounded very uncomfortable and his already not funny jokes were made even worse. They are so irritating, old, stale and pretentious.
Listening to them make me realize how good AJ's Playhouse is.
Smitty: Jeff and Randy has the day off. The girl you hear is Emily-someone they hired to do Randy's job because he couldn't handle so much responsibility.

[YoungAmerican]

Isn't it funny (not) how every Friday they leave 10 minutes early.

[listener13]

Laura is now hawking some cosmetic dentist? She must be getting free Britesmile from him. Or, the showgram is trying to help pay the costs of Jeff's new Chicklet teeth (now that he's supporting an ex-wife and getting married)

[boris85]

How many bandwagons can Jer hitch himself to? He needs to realize that just because it's on Oprah, doesn't mean it's true. Yes, she had a disease "expert" on talking about the bird flu. There are experts who will also disagree on its epidemic implications and severity. It’s all speculation right now in the U.S. Oprah also told us that the book, A million little pieces, was true - as did the entire Jeff and Jer program. We all know now that the words were meaningless in terms of validity. I can't believe that Jer went out and bought a month's worth of food and water because of what he heard on Oprah. Hey Jer - I actually have some special dirt in my yard that has antibodies in it that are proven to kill bird flu germs. I'll sell it to you for $1 million...

Did any of you hear Laura's son coughing horribly this morning on the telephone to Laura before he went to school? Good going Laura - send you kid to school sick so he can infect everyone else. That's how things spread. Keep him home and let him rest. Charlie said he wanted to go because it's candy day at school. Oh, well, that's OK - he shouldn't be kept home if it's candy day. Screw everyone else who tries to keep their kids healthy. It is this selfish philosophy that contributes to the sad fact that Laura is an idiot.

[listener13]

Did any of you hear Laura's son coughing horribly this morning on the telephone to Laura before he went to school? Good going Laura - send you kid to school sick so he can infect everyone else. That's how things spread. Keep him home and let him rest. Charlie said he wanted to go because it's candy day at school. Oh, well, that's OK - he shouldn't be kept home if it's candy day. Screw everyone else who tries to keep their kids healthy. It is this selfish philosophy that contributes to the sad fact that Laura is an idiot.

Hey, Candy Day at school is probably the only time that kid gets something nutritious.:eek: Besides - did she NOT know until he called her that he was sick? She didn't hear him coughing at night? Or, maybe the Nanny neglected to tell her.

Glad my kids go to a different school.

[Smitty]

Did any of you hear Laura's son coughing horribly this morning on the telephone to Laura before he went to school? Good going Laura - send you kid to school sick so he can infect everyone else. That's how things spread. Keep him home and let him rest. Charlie said he wanted to go because it's candy day at school. Oh, well, that's OK - he shouldn't be kept home if it's candy day. Screw everyone else who tries to keep their kids healthy. It is this selfish philosophy that contributes to the sad fact that Laura is an idiot.

Actually I don't think Laura would let anything cut into her nap time the moment she gets home at 10:10am until she has to go pickup Charlie.

[boris85]

Actually I don't think Laura would let anything cut into her nap time the moment she gets home at 10:10am until she has to go pickup Charlie.

She has even overslept and forgotten to pick Charlie up on time. She admits it on the air like it's no big deal. She makes me sick.

[Whiskers]

If everyone is complaining about Laura....why listen to Jeff & Jer. Give 94.1 a try. It is a very amusing show and they aren't a bunch of dummies. No drama queens there.

[netbrowser]

Do you mean 94.1 after Jeff & Jer?

[Whiskers]

Do you mean 94.1 after Jeff & Jer?


I mean give Jack 100.7 a try again. Monique is great....smart, witty and very direct. Certainly not a goodie, goodie, two-shoes.

[bricheese]

That's interesting that Duncan is out at 94.1. I see that is one of Chris' headlines at SDRadio.net but I can't see the article since I didn't pay for the subscription. When I googled it, I saw a little blurb but it took me to a site that I don't see the info on and when I try to get more info, it says I need to be a member..... I'm listening to Jack so I didn't realize he was gone.


Is anyone subsribed so i can see that link? im curious as to what happend. Cinidy Spycer left too, shes is on 95.7 now. I know someone if subscribed if they can give us that info, that would be great:)

[GoEagles]

What a cut-throat world ....

I wonder if Cindy & Duncan knew that they'd be going when they were all at the big Jeff & Jer Thank You party?

[Smitty]

I guess we saw this coming. They needed to get rid of the highest paid DJ's in order to cover the tab for J&J's hefty salaries. It makes sense to bring in lower paid less experienced DJ's to fill those spots. Too bad it was Duncan they axed and not Mel!

[Whiskers]

Is anyone subsribed so i can see that link? im curious as to what happend. Cinidy Spycer left too, shes is on 95.7 now. I know someone if subscribed if they can give us that info, that would be great:)

I checked the site and there isn't any real info except for this:

"Since the end of December, long time readers have noticed a drop off in the daily reports. Here's an update.
In January 2005, I was hit by a car near Sports Arena in San Diego. This week on Thursday, I will, hopefully, undergo the last in a series of surgeries to repair the damage to the left shoulder and humerus. So please bear with me for another week or so.

I hope, once past this, to be in less pain -- and regain use of my left arm.

Until then, see YOU on the radio!
Next scheduled update, Wednesday, Feb. 1.

Chris Carmichael
Editor, Publisher
SDRadio.net"

[LoyalListner9]

Is this the Chris from the DSC show?

[Whiskers]

Is this the Chris from the DSC show?


Don't know what DSC Show is. Chris is with SanDiego Radio and usually has all the scoop on what is happening in SD Radio.

[GoEagles]

DSC = Dave , Shelley, & Chainsaw - 101.5 kgb morning team

[Whiskers]

DSC = Dave , Shelley, & Chainsaw - 101.5 kgb morning team


Alrighty then. Thanks for deciphering. :)

[itz_me_tom]

Is this the Chris from the DSC show?

Two different Chris's

SD Radio - Chris Carmichael
KGB - DSC - Chris Boyer

[LoyalListner9]

Ahh thats right. I so remember someone on that show saying they got in a horrible accident last year at Sports Arena. Dangerous place I guess.

[Whiskers]

Ahh thats right. I so remember someone on that show saying they got in a horrible accident last year at Sports Arena. Dangerous place I guess.



No the person that got in the accident was not on this show. He is with SD Radio.net

[boris85]

Jeff and Jer come in and the station starts getting rid of existing DJs? Seems unfair. Maybe it's not much different than Jack after all. Has Mel expalined Duncan's absence - or does she avoid it? She the worst DJ ever - she has a horrible, annoying voice! She must not make much or she'd be gone too.

I am so sick of the stupid mile of men bit. Laura gets so obnoxious and cuts everyone off. I can't stand when she tries to use street slangs like "aight..." She is so full of herself. She acts like she's running the thing and is the expert of men and like they'd all go for her if they could. FYI - your looks might get a a buck and a quarter on the corner - outside a center for legally blind senior citizens.

[Ritchie]

Laura is annoying.

(Just trying to get us all back on track here)

[Whiskers]

Jeff and Jer come in and the station starts getting rid of existing DJs? Seems unfair. Maybe it's not much different than Jack after all. Has Mel expalined Duncan's absence - or does she avoid it? She the worst DJ ever - she has a horrible, annoying voice! She must not make much or she'd be gone too.

I am so sick of the stupid mile of men bit. Laura gets so obnoxious and cuts everyone off. I can't stand when she tries to use street slangs like "aight..." She is so full of herself. She acts like she's running the thing and is the expert of men and like they'd all go for her if they could. FYI - your looks might get a a buck and a quarter on the corner - outside a center for legally blind senior citizens.

Think Duncan went to 92.5 and Cindy Spicer is at US 95. 94.1 had to make some cuts somewhere with the huge salaries they are having to pay for the morning show.

Mel probably isn't allowed to say anything about Duncan.

[apossible]

When I heard they were going to do the Mile of Men again, I felt real sick to my stomach. How boring. I am quite convinced now that J&J have absolutely no new material to entertain us with.

Seems to me that somehow J&J have had this website brought to their attention. How could they not know about it. Yet if they did, then they would have a clue that people have had it with them.

Jer continues to be so righteous and almighty. He is so so full of himself. I don't listen to them as much as I used to, but lately when I have, I don't recall having heard from Randy or Rick lately. Are they still around?

Hasn't Laura found that new house yet. Alright already.

I love this website and it is far more informative and entertaining than J&J will ever be.


Jeff and Jer come in and the station starts getting rid of existing DJs? Seems unfair. Maybe it's not much different than Jack after all. Has Mel expalined Duncan's absence - or does she avoid it? She the worst DJ ever - she has a horrible, annoying voice! She must not make much or she'd be gone too.

I am so sick of the stupid mile of men bit. Laura gets so obnoxious and cuts everyone off. I can't stand when she tries to use street slangs like "aight..." She is so full of herself. She acts like she's running the thing and is the expert of men and like they'd all go for her if they could. FYI - your looks might get a a buck and a quarter on the corner - outside a center for legally blind senior citizens.

[listener13]

Oh, I know - I tuned in for about 5 minutes today (5 minutes that I won't ever get back, by the way)....and Jeff was talking about Petie Gerlauch, his childhood friend. This guy STILL thinks he lives in Wooster, OH and thinks we all care about the place - hello! Ohio is a flyover state - no one wants to hear it.

[sameome]

I am so sick of the stupid mile of men bit. Laura gets so obnoxious and cuts everyone off. I can't stand when she tries to use street slangs like "aight..." She is so full of herself. She acts like she's running the thing and is the expert of men and like they'd all go for her if they could. FYI - your looks might get a a buck and a quarter on the corner - outside a center for legally blind senior citizens.

New station (sort of), same olf tricks (mile of men, jingle ball..). What bothered to move to a different station? more $$$$

[JesseeezMom]

They are soooo lame! My radio gets KSON 92.1 then skips to 94.1- I can't get 93.3 on the radio and the computer connection is not working for the last couple days. So I'm listening to J&J and the Mikey show (annoying). I am so excited when 10am rolls around and heidi, frosty & frank come on.

They play the same segments again & again (homeless people). Did you catch their comments regarding being "non-profit". They said their bosses are non-profit but don't want to be, that the plan was to make profit but it hasn't worked out that way. That explains why the other radio DJ's have been let go.

re: High Maintenance segment - do you know anyone more high maintence than the whole morning show- all of them:thumbdown

[LoyalListner9]

What channel are HFF on? Id like to try them after 10.

[boris85]

I could not believe it when I heard that stupid high maintenance bit on the show this morning. I almost passed out when Laura claimed to be low maintenance. Fortunately, she scored pretty high on the quiz, but not high enough. I can't believe she claimed not to need sleep to function! Everyday she compalins that she is tired and talks about he she's going to nap when she gets home!!! Why is Laura high maintenance you ask:

1. She needs to nap constantly
2. She spends money like crazy on clothes (even trying to give stores IOUs and using hte emergency credit cards)
3. She spends a lot of money on her hair - extensions, color, etc.
4. Got fake eyelashes
5. Gets a fake tan
6. Talks about wanting fake boobs
7. Spenda a lot of axing
8. Has a nanny
9. Has a housekeeper
10. Is an all around snob
11. Does not cook and goes out practically every night
12. Cosntantly compalins and feels sorry for herself
13. Has a neverending need to go out and party
14. And the list goes on and on....

[JesseeezMom]

What channel are HFF on? Id like to try them after 10.
I listen online here http://tuner1.dc1.sonixtream.com/solon/media/tuner/Tuner?aff=fmtalki
or if you are in San Diego listen live at 103.7 or
http://www.1037freefm.com/ That channel is all talk :fro: They used to be out of LA, now they are syndicated- so we can hear their funniness down here

[boris85]

The entire show is high maintenance. I already described the worthless soul known as Laura. Here are some thoughts on the others:

Jeff
1. Spoiled rich guy
2. Married twice with a third on the way - can't be along. Totally needy and dependent on a woman to take care of him and make him feel whole.
3. Has the brain of a child - always wants things spends a lot of money of worthless gadgets, mail order items, etc.
4. Colors his hair and wears a hair piece
5. Gets a tan
6. Gets pedicures
7. Always brags about himself and what he buys - needs approval of others
8. He acts like a woman

Jer
1. Spoiled rich guy
2. Gets his nails done
3. Admitedly almost gay - into decorating and monetary things.
4. Always tries to impress with big words, even if used incorrectly. Today he said the word "congruent" when talking to a junior caller.Oooo - he's a smart radio guy mommy!!
5. Always manages to throw in the fact that he lives in La Jolla, goes to Palm Springs, meets famous people (at least they were famous in the 1940/1950s - aka Jerry Lewis and other crusty old Vegas guys)
6. Mentions his Mercedes quite often
7. A high maintenance vegetarian
8. Tries to dress like some Sopranos guy - shirt open, lots of rings...
9. Whines a lot
10. Thinks he knows everything

Randy
1. 40 plus year-old man living at home - need I say more?

Rick
1. Way too much into fashion - need I say more

Tommy
1. A needy, womanizing pig who treats women like dirt and cheats on them like crazy. Also, like Jeff, can't alone without (or with) a woman...

[itz_me_tom]

Sounds like other people need to get a life too! Wow.

[cadetevon]

Sounds like other people need to get a life too! Wow.
Tom, we've explained it to you before. We like to throw the smack around when it comes to the showgram. If you feel we have no life because of this, then so be it. Still and yet, we like it. Cheers :cheers:

[itz_me_tom]

Tom, we've explained it to you before. We like to throw the smack around when it comes to the showgram. If you feel we have no life because of this, then so be it. Still and yet, we like it. Cheers :cheers:

Point taken.

Cheers backatcha.

[boris85]

Oh boy, another Laura-centered show. Yes, I do sympathize with her (I can admit it) regarding the loss of her father. That is a real tragedy. But come on, a bird unloaded on me while I was walking down the street yesterday, but do I think it's my crusty old aunt trying to send me a message? No! The sad truth is - Laura is a lost soul in need of attention. She is looking for anything to make her feel complete - from cosmetic fixes, alcohol and partying, to over spending and living likes she is still in college (or high school). She grabs onto anything that might slightly resemble a potential message from her father to give herself hope that someone is actually caring about her and watching over her - maybe, just maybe, a miracle will happen and I will finally be happy. She needs to find happiness within and stop looking for outsiders - including the deceased - to bring meaning into her life. They talked about this for most of the show. She's been watching to much Ghost Whisperer. And then, they replay the bit for the last 30 minutes of the show. Let's get some new material...

[LoyalListner9]

Those Frank and Frosty and Heidi people are funny. So completely politically incorrect, its hilarious. They just had a bunch of retarded kids sing on their buss. Oh lordy!

[Smitty]

Oh boy, another Laura-centered show. Yes, I do sympathize with her (I can admit it) regarding the loss of her father. That is a real tragedy. But come on, a bird unloaded on me while I was walking down the street yesterday, but do I think it's my crusty old aunt trying to send me a message? No! The sad truth is - Laura is a lost soul in need of attention. She is looking for anything to make her feel complete - from cosmetic fixes, alcohol and partying, to over spending and living likes she is still in college (or high school). She grabs onto anything that might slightly resemble a potential message from her father to give herself hope that someone is actually caring about her and watching over her - maybe, just maybe, a miracle will happen and I will finally be happy. She needs to find happiness within and stop looking for outsiders - including the deceased - to bring meaning into her life. They talked about this for most of the show. She's been watching to much Ghost Whisperer. And then, they replay the bit for the last 30 minutes of the show. Let's get some new material...

Don't forget, she just bought a house in the SDSU area just 3 blocks from where she met Dave. The movie Old School comes to mind. This area will be very conducive to Laura's partying at almost 40 years old lifestyle. Now that we know that it is on a cul-de-sac, has a lap pool in the backyard, and is 3 blocks from the main SDSU campus, who here thinks they can pinpoint the exact house on Google Earth first? There are not that many cul-de-sacs at all in the SDSU area so this shouldn't be difficult. Heck I'll even throw the first one out there. How does the house on the right down at the end of Tierra Baja Way with a brown roof and what looks like a lap pool in the backyard look?

[listener13]

If it's the one with the open green area behind it - might not be a good idea for that family. She'd actually have to watch the kids there - they may wander off or get snatched by a coyote! Rethink this, Cains!

[cadetevon]

Ugh, great...lol, thanks for the reminder :poke: about Google Earth, I just spent ~ 20 minutes just cruising around. :)

[YoungAmerican]

Don't forget, she just bought a house in the SDSU area just 3 blocks from where she met Dave. The movie Old School comes to mind. This area will be very conducive to Laura's partying at almost 40 years old lifestyle. Now that we know that it is on a cul-de-sac, has a lap pool in the backyard, and is 3 blocks from the main SDSU campus, who here thinks they can pinpoint the exact house on Google Earth first? There are not that many cul-de-sacs at all in the SDSU area so this shouldn't be difficult. Heck I'll even throw the first one out there. How does the house on the right down at the end of Tierra Baja Way with a brown roof and what looks like a lap pool in the backyard look?

LINK??LINK???

[JesseeezMom]

Those Frank and Frosty and Heidi people are funny. So completely politically incorrect, its hilarious. They just had a bunch of retarded kids sing on their buss. Oh lordy! Every year they play a game against them (I think basketball)
I missed their show yesterday- taking my mom to the Dr. Isn't it funny at the end when they apologize to all the stuff they mocked and say "Ya REALLY have to hear the whole show..." I totally laugh out loud..FOR REAL! They make my day.:woohoo:

Boris: As much as I love to make fun of stuffed up-needs to blow her nose-Laura, I actually believe the part about her Dad contacting her family. You can knock and make fun of me too.:angel:

[listener13]

I was driving in this morning, listening to the show (why, dunno). Anyway, they're going on vacation the week of Feb. 13. What is UP with that? I can't believe the amount of time they get off for vacation.

So, now we need to listen to a rehash of the rehash of crap that they make us listen to. :yawn:

Who knows, maybe the vacation will "inspire" them to come up with some new bits............NAH!

Hey, anyone think that Jeff will tie the knot that week?

[Smitty]

Looks like they pulled Kristin's diary down off the b975 page and her co-host TK is no longer with the radio station. Guess we can only get our dish of Kristin directly from Jeff now.

[LoyalListner9]

Just to give you all the heads up. if you think Laura's whining and complaining is bad now just wait until she starts moving in to her new house. Mind you most of us can't even afford a house.

According to her the thing is completely unfininhed. So be prepared to hear MONTHS of whining and crying about how expensive things are and how horrible it is not to walk on carpet.

I usually like Laura ok. But this may put me over the edge.

[YoungAmerican]

I was driving in this morning, listening to the show (why, dunno). Anyway, they're going on vacation the week of Feb. 13. What is UP with that? I can't believe the amount of time they get off for vacation.

So, now we need to listen to a rehash of the rehash of crap that they make us listen to. :yawn:

Who knows, maybe the vacation will "inspire" them to come up with some new bits............NAH!

Hey, anyone think that Jeff will tie the knot that week?

They make you listen to them???? WOW, they really are as powerful as they think they are.

[listener13]

Well, they don't MAKE us listen to it - some of us are just gluttons for pain.

Laura is on right now via phone because she's home sick with a staph infection from guess what......hair extensions! So now she has to take 5 showers a day, take meds, and they may have to shave her head. Laura: This is God's way of saying "Just LEAVE yourself alone!"

I guess Dave (her husband) got the staph infection on his hoohaa.....yikes! What the hell is going on at that house? Two words for them: Antibacterial SOAP.

[YoungAmerican]

Yeah listener13, I know, I was just jabbing at ya. I heard Laura on too talking about her "infection". All I can say is "GROSS"!!! Didn't Dave have this infection awhile back??? Wasn't he in the hospital and really, really sick? I didn't hear everything she was saying but it sounds really nasty. It is true that Staph germs are everywhere but most people don't get the infection because our immune systems are strong enough to fight it off. Guess Laura's immune system just can't handle the overload. Who would have guessed, I mean with all the partying, healthy take out food.........

[boris85]

Laura has a staph infection. Imagine that... It's probably because she doesn't get enough sleep - no, she naps constantly. Maybe it's becasue she spends so much time cooking and cleaning - no, their housekeeper - let's call her Alice - does that, and Jimmy Carter himself feeds the family. Maybe it's because she parties too hard, eats like crap, and doesn't bathe properly?? She always comes to work unshowered and without make-up. A staph infection will attack a sore/wound that is not kept clean. She says it's not because she is dirty, but it is. She did not keep the area clean enough or she would not have contracted it. I can't believe that Dave got the bug on his one-eyed snake.... That raises some interesting questions. But that was a while ago, maybe even at their previous sresidence. God, I bet Laura's hair smells like a toilet!

[listener13]

seriously, for someone who is SO into primping herself all the time, you'd think she'd hit the shower more often. Maybe she was afraid to wash her hair because of the freaking extensions......I don't get it - someone who spends ALL this time, effort and money trying to become something they're NOT not, you'd think she'd at least keep herself clean. Whatever. She's probably going to be shilling for "personal slave" businesses on the air so that she gets a free one.

Laura: Go to Ulta! They have all kids of shampoo! So does RiteAid, Longs, Albertsons, Vons, Ralphs, Big Lots, Costco, hell, even 7-11 has shampoo!

It sounded to me like Dave still had the staph infection - maybe I didn't get that he had it earlier. Antibacterial soap and Lysol can be your friends, Cains!

and now they're replaying the Movie Mom segment from the other day....what are their hours, anyway? Seems like it's 6-9 now.

[YoungAmerican]

Ok, it is now 9:40 on Friday. They are replaying the Movie Mom, (actually they started to replay the wrong tape, as it was the one from before she came out here last Monday) How much you wanna bet that as soon as this replay finishes they do a bunch of commercials and then they say "bye-bye" at, once again, 9:50?? They are probably taping there goodbyes right now and are actually half way out the door right now.

[Smitty]

and now they're replaying the Movie Mom segment from the other day....what are their hours, anyway? Seems like it's 6-9 now.

They work from 6 - 9 with about 45% of that 3 hours on commercial breaks. The last hour from 9 - 10am is 30 minutes of replayed segments from the 6 - 9am hours and 30 minutes of commercials.

[YoungAmerican]

What did I tell ya? 9:53 and they are off the air.

[boris85]

"Hi I'm the fabulous and beautiful Laura Cain - when I am not going on house boat vacations, getting Botox injections from my good friend Dr. Bucco, getting my teeth cosmetically enhanced, or using my Cox DVR, I am using Staph-Out, the once a day staph infection fighter. Don't shower much? Doesn't matter, not with this miraculous product. Just spray it one and walk away. The fresh pine scent has even been clinically proven to attract the opposite sex. And get this - it also fights and repels lice, ticks, chiggers, mosquitoes, flies, and tapeworms! Out of toilet seat covers - no worries - just point and spray. Wow - now that's an all in one product!! This amazing product is now available at select 24-hour drug and liquor all over San Diego or at your local community clinic. Oh, I almost forgot, for our friends South of the Border - no, I am not talking about Dave Cain's recent staph infection - I'm talking about Mexico! Staph-out also comes in a zesty salsa scent! Pick up a can today and chase the infection away!"

[YoungAmerican]

LOL-freakin halarious boris

[listener13]

Hopefully they sell Staph-Out at Costco in the convenient drum size....they're gonna need it.

[LoyalListner9]

Does anyone have Jeff and Jer's new email address? I went to the contact page and its good for nothin.

[JesseeezMom]

Does anyone have Jeff and Jer's new email address? I went to the contact page and its good for nothin.
This is a page for everyone on the J&J site: http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/contacts.html

Here is from main page
Star 94.1 is located at:
9660 Granite Ridge Dr.
San Diego, Ca 92123

Main Office Line:
(858) 292-2000

Directions Line:
(858) 715-3199

General Manager
Bob Bolinger
[email protected]

General Sales Manager
Bobby Salvato
[email protected]

Promotions Director
Kristin Ferguson
[email protected]


Jeff & Jer Show:

[email protected]

[email protected]

[email protected]

[email protected]

[email protected]

I WISH they'd fix the 93.3 link, because these guys make me want to vomit. Seriously she had a zit on her dirty head, picked it and now she has life threatening staph. Oh! and I especially thought telling that her husband had an infected ingrown hair downtown and then got staph was so classy. Did he get a brazilian too? :faint:

Boris you're really funny:heh: Thanks for the giggle.
I think Pam is really just a beard.

[Whiskers]

seriously, for someone who is SO into primping herself all the time, you'd think she'd hit the shower more often. Maybe she was afraid to wash her hair because of the freaking extensions......I don't get it - someone who spends ALL this time, effort and money trying to become something they're NOT not, you'd think she'd at least keep herself clean. Whatever. She's probably going to be shilling for "personal slave" businesses on the air so that she gets a free one.

Laura: Go to Ulta! They have all kids of shampoo! So does RiteAid, Longs, Albertsons, Vons, Ralphs, Big Lots, Costco, hell, even 7-11 has shampoo!

It sounded to me like Dave still had the staph infection - maybe I didn't get that he had it earlier. Antibacterial soap and Lysol can be your friends, Cains!

and now they're replaying the Movie Mom segment from the other day....what are their hours, anyway? Seems like it's 6-9 now.

The interesting note is that she wasn't so concerned about the staph infection but she was horrified that people would know she has hair extensions. Excuse me....but....GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!!

[listener13]

The interesting note is that she wasn't so concerned about the staph infection but she was horrified that people would know she has hair extensions. Excuse me....but....GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!!

F*(^ed up priorities.

[cadetevon]

The interesting note is that she wasn't so concerned about the staph infection but she was horrified that people would know she has hair extensions. Excuse me....but....GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!!
AS if we would have ever thought that was her real hair. :umm:

[Whiskers]

AS if we would have ever thought that was her real hair. :umm:


Just wait til she gets the staph infection from her Brazilian waxing. Oh the drama! LOL

[JesseeezMom]

Did you catch Jeff say "if you take away the kids and the family and all that, I would be left with just me....well...that's pretty much where I am right now, so no I would not want to come back as me.:sad: "

He said this when they were discussing whether or not they would come back in another life as themselves. Everyone said Yes they wanted to come back as themselves that their lives were good. Jeff adamantly did not want to come back as himself. Hhhhmmm..maybe that's why the JeffandKristen.net website hasn't been updated= because there's nothing to update.

[YoungAmerican]

Yeah, I heard that too. Really, what a totally screwed up person Jeff must be. He has a really cushy job making the big $$, lives in Del Mar, CA, one of the most beautiful places on earth and from what he says all the time he had wonderful parents as a kid growing up. What in the world could have messed him up so much???? Some people waste so much time being screwed up that they fail to enjoy all they have, which in Jeff's case is sooooo much more than most of us can ever get close to having, materially speaking that is.

[Green_Monsta]

I like how all of these people are calling up with their Valentines stories and Laura says, "so far, I've gotten Dave FROM THE DOLLAR STORE..."

:ptlaugh: She spends more on her wine than her husband's gift....how classic.

[Whiskers]

I like how all of these people are calling up with their Valentines stories and Laura says, "so far, I've gotten Dave FROM THE DOLLAR STORE..."

:ptlaugh: She spends more on her wine than her husband's gift....how classic.


*
Wal-Mart announced that they will soon be offering customers a new discount
item: Wal-Mart's own brand of wine.
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* The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of
California to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-$5
range. Wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart
brand into their shopping carts, but "there is a market for cheap wine",
said Kathy Micken, VP of Marketing. She said, "But the right name is
important."
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* Customer surveys were conducted to determine the most attractive name for the Wal-Mart brand. The top surveyed names in order of popularity are:
*
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* 10. Chateau Traileur Parc
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* 9.**White Trashfindel
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* 8.**Big Red Gulp
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* 7.**World Championship Riesling
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* 6.**NASCARbernet
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* 5.**Chef Boyardeaux
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* 4.**Peanut Noir
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* 3.**I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
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2.**Grape Expectations
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* And the Number One name for Wal-Mart wine:
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* 1.**Nasti Spumante
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* The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat
(Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).

[Green_Monsta]

* And the Number One name for Wal-Mart wine:
*
* 1.**Nasti Spumante

:lmfao: Yum! I love Spumante...can't wait to try the Nasti version. Thanks for the heads up, Whiskers! Hope I get there before Laura buys out the supply.

[cadetevon]

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with either white meat
(Possum) or red meat (Squirrel).
Bwhahaha :lmfao:

[JesseeezMom]

Hhhmmmm??? Mixed signals...Jeff reaffirmed twice that he was alone. Once when he said he still didn't want to come back as himself, then again when talking about sleeping naked by himself. The pictures of Jeff's birthday with Kristen's picture and tattoo are no longer in archives. Poor girl, I guess she never heard of the tattoo curse. Thank goodness, she was smart enough not to have his name tattooed on her.

Laura talking about not wearing underwear is classy as ever.

93.3 pleeeezzee fix your internet hookup.

[Chris SDRadio]

93.3 pleeeezzee fix your internet hookup.

Clear Fuzzy Channel has changed all their internet streaming feeds; KO-GO, KFI, and the rest of the San Diego stations are now being directed to "reflectors". I usually listen to KFI on line, and now the stream is:

http://a814.l1977144512.c19771.g.lm.akamaistream.net/D/814/19771/v0001/reflector:44512

Just the URL alone is enough to cause whiskey sales to soar.

Love your show ... as long as I can get it on line.

[Ritchie]

Has this been posted before?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e391/ritchieg/74d00682.jpg

[Whiskers]

Has this been posted before?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e391/ritchieg/74d00682.jpg

Wow! It's amazing what gray hair and contact lenses can do to change one's appearance.

[YoungAmerican]

Has this been posted before?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e391/ritchieg/74d00682.jpg


Where did you find this??

[listener13]

Hhhmmmm??? Mixed signals...Jeff reaffirmed twice that he was alone.

I'm out of town, so I'm missing all of this drama - so, do we think they split up AFTER she moved to San Diego? Interesting.........sounds to me like she wanted a free move to California.

They're "hey we're engaged" site is still up
http://www.jeffandkristen.net/

Not that it means anything.......perhaps the sight of him without his toup sitting on the crapper (which he's said numerous times - he's fond of this "throne") - well, that may have been enough to send her running back to the sticks.

I wonder if those bridesmaid dresses are for sale on eBay.:eek2:

Maybe now he can focus on the two other families he has........

[Ritchie]

Kristin's diary may be down, but the Google cache of it isn't.

I was able to still view the diary. Nothing was updated since before Christmas...uh, I mean the Holidays.

I wonder what is going on there. Does anyone know for sure that they broke up?

[listener13]

it's also amazing what a TON of money and hair product can do for a person......the life of a sizzling swinger really works for him!
http://www.twoclownsentertainment.com/about.htm

[Scrapper]

.

I wonder what is going on there. Does anyone know for sure that they broke up?

Jeff was talking yesterday, I think, about having all his "valentine plans", card, gift, dinner, etc............all planned and ready for Vday. He didn't mention Kristin by name. but I presume from that, they are still on.

[Itsme]

From Randy Totinga's Radio column in today's North County Times:

......Duncan Payton, the male half of the annoying "Duncan & Mel" afternoon show on Star 94.1, has left the building. There's no word on whether it was a voluntary decision. Mel McKay, who has the most aggravating laugh in San Diego radio, is sticking around at the station. Hopefully, Payton's departure gives the station a chance to retool the vapid show.....

[rotodani]

From Randy Totinga's Radio column in today's North County Times:

......Duncan Payton, the male half of the annoying "Duncan & Mel" afternoon show on Star 94.1, has left the building. There's no word on whether it was a voluntary decision. Mel McKay, who has the most aggravating laugh in San Diego radio, is sticking around at the station. Hopefully, Payton's departure gives the station a chance to retool the vapid show.....

Truer words were never spoken - She has THE most annoying voice! :2far:

[Ritchie]

Where did you find this??

Do a google search for "wocr" and "Jerry". It's a story about how they started a radio station in college.

Apparently he had a serious girlfriend at the time.

There is also a link to a wav file of his promo for the station. Funny to listen to.

[JesseeezMom]

Clear Fuzzy Channel has changed all their internet streaming feeds; KO-GO, KFI, and the rest of the San Diego stations are now being directed to "reflectors". I usually listen to KFI on line, and now the stream is:

http://a814.l1977144512.c19771.g.lm.akamaistream.net/D/814/19771/v0001/reflector:44512

Just the URL alone is enough to cause whiskey sales to soar.

Love your show ... as long as I can get it on line.
Chris you're my HERO:hug: !! I don't understand how this works to find 93.3, but I've got Bill Handel on and he is a HUGE improvement from this totally lame mile of men bit that's so worn out.

That photo of Jerry is too funny- does anyone know how old he is?:ugh:

Scrapper, I heard the valentine comment too, when he didn't say anyones name I thought he's probably taking Elizabeth & Laura (he's always taking Laura on "dates") Then after valentines day he'll talk about his date and then surprise everyone that it was with his daughters and "share" with everyone that he's going through another drama, that it didn't work out. He's put more emphasis on being single the last few days and hasn't mentioned Kristen's name.

Think about how many times we hear about: Debbie, Dave, Pam and Misty

I don't know any of this for sure its just speculation:idea:

[boris85]

I am truly speechless after the mile of men. What a waste of air space. Laura was so obnoxious. She has the attitude that she is a goddess and can judge all of the guys on the mile - "you're cute; ah, not so much; lose the jacket; etc." FYI Mrs. Cain - you aren't that good looking yourself - big freakin' nose and infected scalp included! Then, she says they all look like partiers, like her people from the Lamplighter. Like that's a good thing. She is so insecure that she is constantly trying to look cool, like a college student or something. If if were her Doogie Howser look-alike husband I'd jump out of the plane on a future flight and conveniently forget my parachute.

I agree with the speculation that Jeff is flying solo again. It's strange that for a while all he could talk about was Kristin and now he never even mentions her name. Something is fishy in toupee ville... It's just like it was with Nina, the Padres self-appointed hoochie, he just stopped mentioning her suddenly.

[Ritchie]

Something is fishy in toupee ville....

I saw a video of him playing a tuba at a school football game in 2003.

Everyone was wearing these hats and at the end they would wave them in the air.

He wasn't wearing his hat. Instead he was holding on to it and at the end he took it and waved it in the air. My first thought was that he didn't want to risk waving the toupee instead of the hat.

I tuned in to see what was happening this morning and all I heard was women requesting the numbers for the men they wanted. Talk about boring for the radio.

[JesseeezMom]

Laura is doing her houseboat commercial and this comes out of her mouth, proving once again Laura is a fabulous mom.

"Time spent as a family is the best time ever...well that's what I've heard"

[YoungAmerican]

Everyday Laura digs herself deeper and deeper into the "stupid" hole. The stuff she admits to really shows how stupid and clueless she is. She downloads ringtones everyday??? 2 or 3 a day at $1.99 each??? Even conservatively that's like $1000 a year!! And then she says "but it's ok because it "makes me happy". For how long Laura??? You constantly gripe about being broke but never take a look at all the money you waste downloading ringtones, eatting out constantly and spending tons of money on clothes and shoes???? Damn, you are sooooooooooo STUPID!

[boris85]

Laura is the dumbest person in San Diego - I am now convinced. She details how much money she throws away on ring tones and screensavers, and then says: "but it's OK because it makes me happy." Not everything that makes you happy is good! It's like saying: "I drink a twelve-pack a day, smoke like a chimney, and love marijuana - but it's OK because it makes me happy." No! Her reasoning lacks common sense and logic. No wonder they are always broke - even though they make very good money. I have never heard a more miserable soul before. And then she talks about how she cried to her friend last night on the phone, complaining she just could wrap her arms around her life (or something equally pathetic). I feel terrible for her kids. Instant gratification often leads to eventual dismay. Laura needs a lobotomy.

Also, a note on her disgusting hygiene - she mentioned today that she often forgets to wear deodorant, and that her arm pits were sweating. Classy...

Jeff is definitely alone again, at least until he finds his next security blanket, I mean woman. He and Laura should hook up - they are both depressing losers.

I guarantee that Laura will be crying the day before her move, complaining that she just didn't have time to pack because she's too tired and overwhelmed. She doesn't know what to do because they are supposed to move tomorrow... Blah, blah, blah.

[JesseeezMom]

but I'm sooooo excited I'm going to burst and have to share!!
My husband, daughter, friend and I are going to AEROSMITH and we have Floor Seats!!:drums: :faint: :banghead: :guitar:

[Whiskers]

Laura is the dumbest person in San Diego - I am now convinced. She details how much money she throws away on ring tones and screensavers, and then says: "but it's OK because it makes me happy." Not everything that makes you happy is good! It's like saying: "I drink a twelve-pack a day, smoke like a chimney, and love marijuana - but it's OK because it makes me happy." No! Her reasoning lacks common sense and logic. No wonder they are always broke - even though they make very good money. I have never heard a more miserable soul before. And then she talks about how she cried to her friend last night on the phone, complaining she just could wrap her arms around her life (or something equally pathetic). I feel terrible for her kids. Instant gratification often leads to eventual dismay. Laura needs a lobotomy.

Also, a note on her disgusting hygiene - she mentioned today that she often forgets to wear deodorant, and that her arm pits were sweating. Classy...

Jeff is definitely alone again, at least until he finds his next security blanket, I mean woman. He and Laura should hook up - they are both depressing losers.

I guarantee that Laura will be crying the day before her move, complaining that she just didn't have time to pack because she's too tired and overwhelmed. She doesn't know what to do because they are supposed to move tomorrow... Blah, blah, blah.

We tend to forget....it's all part of the gig. They will do or say anything to get a reaction. Doesn't mean it really happens. It's showbiz....remember?

[boris85]

We tend to forget....it's all part of the gig. They will do or say anything to get a reaction. Doesn't mean it really happens. It's showbiz....remember?

You give Laura way too much credit. She's barely smart enough to cross the street by herself... Laura's idea of a master plan is finding a way to finally tell her right from her left.

[Whiskers]

You give Laura way too much credit. She's barely smart enough to cross the street by herself... Laura's idea of a master plan is finding a way to finally tell her right from her left.


Clear Channel has a master plan and tells Laura pretty much what to do and say. They get paid lots of bucks and it's all in ratings....so what ever they can do to stir things up and get people talking about the show....they will do.

[itz_me_tom]

Clear Channel has a master plan and tells Laura pretty much what to do and say. They get paid lots of bucks and it's all in ratings....so what ever they can do to stir things up and get people talking about the show....they will do.

Exactly Whiskers!!
And guess what... Based on reactions in here...It is DEFINITELY working!!

As posted earlier. The line from Howard Stern's "Private Parts"...I'm paraphrasing...There are more people listening who hate Howard than love him. It's a Win-Win for the station's ratings.

[krak70]

When they were talking about being scared today, did anyone hear Laura making comments about knowing why they were all afraid, and then someone mentioned that they had been having meetings lately and that's why they were scared...something like "this business makes them afraid", or something to that effect.

I may be reading into it, but it sounds like there may be problems at 94.1--maybe some of them are afraid of losing their jobs???

On a related note, that was a boring, stupid segment, and they played it twice! I hate complaining about J&J but they are just not very good anymore--I still have them on the radio in my car/work because I want to be loyal, but I find myself not really listening to them very often anymore.

[Whiskers]

When they were talking about being scared today, did anyone hear Laura making comments about knowing why they were all afraid, and then someone mentioned that they had been having meetings lately and that's why they were scared...something like "this business makes them afraid", or something to that effect.

I may be reading into it, but it sounds like there may be problems at 94.1--maybe some of them are afraid of losing their jobs???

On a related note, that was a boring, stupid segment, and they played it twice! I hate complaining about J&J but they are just not very good anymore--I still have them on the radio in my car/work because I want to be loyal, but I find myself not really listening to them very often anymore.

I have been a life-long follower of J&J since Y-95 days, but now only listen to their repeated show from 9 to 9:45 because I have switched to Jack FM. Monique is the Best...edgy, funny, smart and keeps you on the edge of your seat. I never thought I would switch but it's all for the better. For those of you who are annoyed by her voice.....get over it. LOL

[Whiskers]

but I'm sooooo excited I'm going to burst and have to share!!
My husband, daughter, friend and I are going to AEROSMITH and we have Floor Seats!!:drums: :faint: :banghead: :guitar:


Let me know how many wrinkles Steve Tyler has. :)

[YoungAmerican]

but I'm sooooo excited I'm going to burst and have to share!!
My husband, daughter, friend and I are going to AEROSMITH and we have Floor Seats!!:drums: :faint: :banghead: :guitar:

Lucky you!!! but I will be there afterall. I just got tickets off of KGB website. Yeahhhhh! I'll take the bad seats for free!!!

[LoyalListner9]

I have been a life-long follower of J&J since Y-95 days, but now only listen to their repeated show from 9 to 9:45 because I have switched to Jack FM. Monique is the Best...edgy, funny, smart and keeps you on the edge of your seat. I never thought I would switch but it's all for the better. For those of you who are annoyed by her voice.....get over it. LOL


It seems she isn't on that much tho. Lots of songs and commercials. Is that what you find too?

[sameome]

It seems she isn't on that much tho. Lots of songs and commercials. Is that what you find too?

Monique is funny when she talks, but too many commercials makes me switch to other channels and forget to go back.

[OnLeftCoast]

Exactly Whiskers!!
And guess what... Based on reactions in here...It is DEFINITELY working!!

As posted earlier. The line from Howard Stern's "Private Parts"...I'm paraphrasing...There are more people listening who hate Howard than love him. It's a Win-Win for the station's ratings.

Working? Boring the holy hockey sticks out of your listeners means its working? Dude, read the posts... People are CHANGING THE STATION because Jeff and Jer and cohorts are ANNOYING. Thats a bad thing.

I'll bet the same people who enjoy watching a train wreck, enjoy listening to Jeff and Jer. Its sadism to the extreme.

In addition, Jeff and Jer along with the associated dirtbag producer will never have a tenth of the talent and originality of Howard Stern. I may not agree with Stern's politics, but he is interesting and original. People listened to Stern for his entertaining shock value....And there ain't nothin' shocking/entertaining about Jeff and Jer's material......at all.

[itz_me_tom]

Working? Boring the holy hockey sticks out of your listeners means its working? Dude, read the posts... People are CHANGING THE STATION because Jeff and Jer and cohorts are ANNOYING. Thats a bad thing.

I'll bet the same people who enjoy watching a train wreck, enjoy listening to Jeff and Jer. Its sadism to the extreme.

In addition, Jeff and Jer along with the associated dirtbag producer will never have a tenth of the talent and originality of Howard Stern. I may not agree with Stern's politics, but he is interesting and original. People listened to Stern for his entertaining shock value....And there ain't nothin' shocking/entertaining about Jeff and Jer's material......at all.

Ya know what? Not even worth the time

[listener13]

In addition, Jeff and Jer along with the associated dirtbag producer will never have a tenth of the talent and originality of Howard Stern. I may not agree with Stern's politics, but he is interesting and original. People listened to Stern for his entertaining shock value....And there ain't nothin' shocking/entertaining about Jeff and Jer's material......at all.

I agree - Howard Stern is a pig, but at least he had a purpose - to be a pig. THAT's HIS mojo - not J&J. Howard Stern has a definite listener demographic - and J&J try to appeal to a much broader audience. BIG BIG difference. And while Howard succeeds in being a pig, J&J have lost their appeal to their broader audience.

Tom: I think the problem here is that J&J do have a loyal listener base, but we expect more from them - not the same old rehashed stuff time and time again. It's stale. Now, I don't presume to know how to produce radio shows, but I do listen to them, and I have listened to them my entire life, and I've gotta say - even radio stations in much smaller markets are more creative than what's going on with the "showgram". And, I'm not the one making an ungodly amount of money producing and starring on them.

The listeners expect more given the salaries that are earned on that show. The other problem is that in giving J&J those salaries at this new station, they lost the rest of their DJs (probably because they couldn't afford them). We listen to more than just your 2 hour radio show each day (which is basically what you're down to). What's left is Jack, basically. Except they have something more appealing on the morning show now (I'm sure that will get old, too, at some point).

Long story short - until different, more interesting stuff is done on the show, you're going to hear the disenchantment. And while you may say that we're only a small group of people, we speak for your demographic.

[itz_me_tom]

I agree - Howard Stern is a pig, but at least he had a purpose - to be a pig. THAT's HIS mojo - not J&J. Howard Stern has a definite listener demographic - and J&J try to appeal to a much broader audience. BIG BIG difference. And while Howard succeeds in being a pig, J&J have lost their appeal to their broader audience.

Tom: I think the problem here is that J&J do have a loyal listener base, but we expect more from them - not the same old rehashed stuff time and time again. It's stale. Now, I don't presume to know how to produce radio shows, but I do listen to them, and I have listened to them my entire life, and I've gotta say - even radio stations in much smaller markets are more creative than what's going on with the "showgram". And, I'm not the one making an ungodly amount of money producing and starring on them.

The listeners expect more given the salaries that are earned on that show. The other problem is that in giving J&J those salaries at this new station, they lost the rest of their DJs (probably because they couldn't afford them). We listen to more than just your 2 hour radio show each day (which is basically what you're down to). What's left is Jack, basically. Except they have something more appealing on the morning show now (I'm sure that will get old, too, at some point).

Long story short - until different, more interesting stuff is done on the show, you're going to hear the disenchantment. And while you may say that we're only a small group of people, we speak for your demographic.

Well said, L-13

Back in '88 or '89 when they first got here, I was roofing houses listening to Tommy run into donut shops with lawnmowers and calling phone booths. Back then it was funny. But I grew up... and eventually changed the channel. I go to forums like this now just to keep up on what's happening with the old crew. That's it. Do I listen? Not much...I'm way more into Sports talk radio than teeny-bop Mile of Men schtick. What I didn't understand about this forum is that everyone hates them so much, but still seems to know their every move (Obviously from listening). That's what I don't get. I know, I know, the forum reads, 94.1 DRAMA club, but come on - If you bang your head enough times - eventually you would stop banging your head, right?

Just the opinion of a former listener who turned the knob when it didn't work anymore.

[listener13]

Tom:
I think we listen because we're cockeyed optimists. And we're hoping that the old J&J will come back someday - they were fun back in the day......

Mostly, I listen because, no matter what drama goes on in MY life, I'm still mentally in a better place than Laura. I guess it's the same reason why people watch Jerry Springer.

[itz_me_tom]

Tom:
I think we listen because we're cockeyed optimists. And we're hoping that the old J&J will come back someday - they were fun back in the day......

Mostly, I listen because, no matter what drama goes on in MY life, I'm still mentally in a better place than Laura. I guess it's the same reason why people watch Jerry Springer.

I can respect that.

Again, well said.

[krattchick]

I use to listen to Jeff & Jer faithfully since the early 90's until I became a stay-at-home mom. Then I would listen to J&J occasionally, until the past few years. I would still look at their website & read Laura's diary.

A few months ago, I saw Jeff's engagement pics & the ring he bought his fiancee. I was shocked! I had no idea that he & Nina divorced. It makes me so sad! I listened to him BEFORE they ever got married, then when she got pregnant with Mark and then Laura, and I even caught the program where he talked about their last birth, Elisabeth & how Nina grabbed the baby out. I can remember Jeff reading a letter he wrote to Laura on the day she was born, how he'd be there to walk her down the aisle when she gets married, ect. And I remember Jeff reading letters he wrote to Nina that would make me tear up. I thought they'd be together forever!!

Anyhoo...that's when I started searching to find out more about their divorce and found this forum. You all make me laugh. You write the things that I think about the showgram! The complaining about money like they're on a budget or something! YEARS ago when they left B-100 (was that the station?), I was told by somebody in the radio industry that J&J made well over a million a year. I didn't believe the person because Jeff (in particular) would always be yapping about money.

Then Laura. I listened one morning when she was talking about fixing up her house they owned, yet they needed a renter for condo. So they owned two places at that time. Then I read in her diary that they were renting a house & hoped to buy in the future when she gets their finances together. How does that happen?! And I nearly fell off my seat when I read that the nanny went to Hawaii with them. Don't talk about money problems when you can afford for a family trip to Hawaii & pay a nanny to go along. And this was shortly after Laura (according to her diary) depleted their savings to buy Dave that dream car of his. Wasn't that less than a year ago? How do you go from broke, and now be able to buy a house?

[JesseeezMom]

Lucky you!!! but I will be there afterall. I just got tickets off of KGB website. Yeahhhhh! I'll take the bad seats for free!!!
No You are LUCKY!! Free tickets Wow! I wasn't a fan of LennyK until I saw him..So Much FUN!:drums:

When I listen its because I can't get 93.3, Jack still sucks, or I don't feel like listening to Bill Handel (Thank you Chris) and I agree with Listener13....there's that eensy beensy bit of hope that they will get their funny back.

[Whiskers]

It seems she isn't on that much tho. Lots of songs and commercials. Is that what you find too?

The reason she isn't on as much is because everyone was complaining that there wasn't enough music. Now they are playing more music and people are still complaining. What gives?

[YoungAmerican]

Aerosmith WAS great huh? It was my first time seeing them. I saw LennyK a few years ago at Coors with Pink. I really like him. I had alot of fun and it was FREE except for the $10 parking.

[Green_Monsta]

Aerosmith WAS great huh? It was my first time seeing them. I saw LennyK a few years ago at Coors with Pink. I really like him. I had alot of fun and it was FREE except for the $10 parking.

My husband surprised me for my birthday and also got tickets. Since we don't care about Lenny, we showed up at 9PM...only to find he was just finishing up. Long wait for Aerosmith to come on! Interesting people watching though....:heh: We were only disappointed that some of our favorites songs didn't make the cut this time....no Love in An Elevator? no Ragdoll? no PINK????? :sad: I guess they didn't want to play all the same songs as last year. I've been to see them more than a few times and they put on a great show every time. Always good seeing my homies from Boston! :P And we parked outside the gates for free....I don't like paying $10 for parking! :winkie:

[listener13]

I can remember Jeff reading a letter he wrote to Laura on the day she was born, how he'd be there to walk her down the aisle when she gets married, ect. And I remember Jeff reading letters he wrote to Nina that would make me tear up. I thought they'd be together forever!!

Krattchick:
You're right - now I remember that stuff, too. It's sad. They seemed to be very happy for a while, but I think they probably grew apart as Nina started doing more with the Padres, etc. :shrug: It was sweet when Jeff wrote letters to their children on the day of their birth.

Looks like now the engagement between him and Kristen is off (but I haven't listened since the week before last, and so much changes on the show, except, of course, Laura's constant whining about how she has no money, and her mindless drivel about all the fake stuff she's doing or going to do to herself - yada yada yada).

Hey guys - is the engagement still on or off? Hopefully the sperm bank donation wasn't defrosted yet.........:banghead:

[Smitty]

Who here actually thinks the Monique and the Man show is any good? Forget about Jeff and Jer, Monique may have the BEST gig going in San Diego Radio! She makes $1 Million a year in salary and is only on in short burst segments that average about 1 minute of talk time every 12 minutes! The rest of the show is filled with commercials and music. The only way to follow her radio bit each day is to listen to the entire 4 hour show. She's only on for maybe 20 minutes at the most during her entire radio show! Based on that math, she actually makes more per minute than the entire J&J showgram!

[listener13]

Who here actually thinks the Monique and the Man show is any good? Forget about Jeff and Jer, Monique may have the BEST gig going in San Diego Radio! She makes $1 Million a year in salary and is only on in short burst segments that average about 1 minute of talk time every 12 minutes! The rest of the show is filled with commercials and music. The only way to follow her radio bit each day is to listen to the entire 4 hour show. She's only on for maybe 20 minutes at the most during her entire radio show! Based on that math, she actually makes more per minute than the entire J&J showgram!

Great, now J&J are going to ask for raises and will be on the air even less time than they are now!:cry:

On the plus side, to make up for their raises, maybe they'll have to let that whiney Mel go from the afternoon show - she's got a voice that can bend steel....it's not pretty.

[Whiskers]

Who here actually thinks the Monique and the Man show is any good? Forget about Jeff and Jer, Monique may have the BEST gig going in San Diego Radio! She makes $1 Million a year in salary and is only on in short burst segments that average about 1 minute of talk time every 12 minutes! The rest of the show is filled with commercials and music. The only way to follow her radio bit each day is to listen to the entire 4 hour show. She's only on for maybe 20 minutes at the most during her entire radio show! Based on that math, she actually makes more per minute than the entire J&J showgram!


I think the station is trying to appease everyone. First everyone says she talks too much, then they cut the talk time and people complain because there is too much music and commercials. If you listen betwen 5 & 6 she seems to be on more and she really jump starts my day. Very whitty and very smart.

[listener13]

Given the high volume of postings this week (NOT), I'm thinking you're all with me, and NOT listening to the showgram. I'm thinking we're not missing much (yet again).

It'll be interesting to see what dramas happened to these people when they return on Monday. Things we can be sure of:

Jeff - played online poker in his underwear and gained more weight:yawn:
Jerry - was an obnoxious American in another country:mad:
Tommy - smacked around at least one woman:cry:
Randy - stayed at home on his Mom's plastic covered sofa eating Chex cereal:yawn:
Laura - lost at least one of her children and is bald on the left side of her head - she may have also stepped on a rake doing lawnwork or something:bash:
Rick - cracked himself up all week:thumb:

[Ritchie]

Given the high volume of postings this week (NOT), I'm thinking you're all with me, and NOT listening to the showgram. I'm thinking we're not missing much (yet again).

I'll be interesting to see what dramas happened to these people when they return on Monday. Things we can be sure of:

Jeff - played online poker in his underwear and gained more weight:yawn:
Jerry - was an obnoxious American in another country:mad:
Tommy - smacked around at least one woman:cry:
Randy - stayed at home on his Mom's plastic covered sofa eating Chex cereal:yawn:
Laura - lost at least one of her children and is bald on the left side of her head - she may have also stepped on a rake doing lawnwork or something:bash:
Rick - cracked himself up all week:thumb:

Listener13, you've really got their number.

[JesseeezMom]

Listener13 Can I make an appointment with you? I think you are psychic:eye:

as heard on 103.7
Yeah there's a LOT of drug problems in Seattle....
It's no wonder- their biggest monument is a needle. :eyebrow:

[krak70]

Given the high volume of postings this week (NOT), I'm thinking you're all with me, and NOT listening to the showgram. I'm thinking we're not missing much (yet again).


Actually, I have been listening, and laughing my head off...except for today when they replayed all of their love songs AGAIN!!! :thud:

They are playing their old, old stuff. I've heard it all before, but it is the good stuff, that I used to laugh at, and it's still funny. Gosh, I miss those days :disa:

[Smitty]

I'm guessing on Monday we'll either hear that Randy got engaged on Valentines day during their vacation in some romantic place OR Jeff got married. Any guesses as to which one is more accurate?

[boris85]

It's always nice when the idiot bunch goes away for a while to give us time to detox. I really doubt that Jeff is still with his little Christian nymph. I think she probably discovered what a freak he is and headed back to ma and pa in good old Tennessee. I can't stand those stupid house boat commercials Laura does. I HATE the way she says "Lake Havasu," in that whinny, fake voice. I listened to Adam Corolla this week on 103.7. Pretty good...

[Green_Monsta]

I can't stand those stupid house boat commercials Laura does....

I can't change the channel fast enough when I hear that commercial. :mad2:

[listener13]

Found this on the internet:

"In other radio news, Kristen Hammond has a new website announcing her upcoming move to San Diego where she will marry the legendary Jeff & Jer."

Looks like she is actually marrying BOTH of them....hmmmm.....wonder if Pam knows.

http://www.frankmurphy.com/2005_10_01_archive.html

[Smitty]

I can't change the channel fast enough when I hear that commercial. :mad2:


She is plugging them so much I bet she not only got the entire house boat vacation comped but free spending cash as well!

[Whiskers]

Found this on the internet:

"In other radio news, Kristen Hammond has a new website announcing her upcoming move to San Diego where she will marry the legendary Jeff & Jer."

Looks like she is actually marrying BOTH of them....hmmmm.....wonder if Pam knows.

http://www.frankmurphy.com/2005_10_01_archive.html


This is ancient news. Looks like it is not going to happen.

[listener13]

This is ancient news. Looks like it is not going to happen.

Oh, I know - just thought it was interesting that this guy said she's marrying both of them! The thought alone is nausiating to me.:sick:

Or, maybe she's some sort of new-fangled evangelistic minister who would actually be marrying Jeff and Jer to each other? "Brokeback Showgram"

[JesseeezMom]

"Best of" How long is their vacation? I mean I know they need/deserve one, you know working their fingers to the bone 45 minutes a day and all.

I'm anxious to find out if Laura comes home with all her kids or any infectious diseases.:sneeze:

Will Tommy come back with another fiance? Is 50 year old Jeff going to fess up that 35 year old Kristen has moved back to TN? How many stories will we hear about pompous BaZillionaire Jer giving $99cent store crayons and water paints to homeless children in another country?

I've kinda given up on Randy making the big move...does Debbie REALLY exist..I mean I've seen her, but I think she's just a paid escort.

[Green_Monsta]

"Best of" How long is their vacation? I mean I know they need/deserve one, you know working their fingers to the bone 45 minutes a day and all.

Did you REALLY expect them to work on a "holiday"? :laugh: Of course, there are a few of us still working....but it was actually nice not having to battle traffic. Hey, make every day a holiday!

[JesseeezMom]

Did you REALLY expect them to work on a "holiday"? :laugh: Of course, there are a few of us still working....but it was actually nice not having to battle traffic. Hey, make every day a holiday!
Feeling like such an idiot:blush: Blonde once again...Holiday, hhmmm...Well that explains why only my car is in the parking lot...LOL!

[sameome]

Is 50 year old Jeff going to fess up that 35 year old Kristen has moved back to TN?

In case anybody is interested, for the very short period of time I tuned in, I heard Jeff went to Florida with Kristen to visit her grandmom. So they are still together.

[Green_Monsta]

In case anybody is interested, for the very short period of time I tuned in, I heard Jeff went to Florida with Kristen to visit her grandmom. So they are still together.

I heard that too....

I must say, I'm not a Jerry fan but his story about the Motley Crue concert did have me laughing in the car this AM. I didn't hear too many of their stories but a few minutes of Laura being white trashy.

Is it me or are they excessively playing commercials this AM? :angry: Every time I turn on my internet feed, it's a commercial!

[JesseeezMom]

In case anybody is interested, for the very short period of time I tuned in, I heard Jeff went to Florida with Kristen to visit her grandmom. So they are still together.
I caught that too.

Sounds like Randy had the best vacation- I want to go to Disneyland- it's been forever.

Jerry is a pompous idiot. I can't stand him worse than others don't like Laura. Not only did he buy tickets that nobody wanted, he can't add- How do four $75 tickets equal $400? He kept saying that he lost $400 a weekend. I think Motley Crue was a bit, I just can't see a venue keeping people LOCKED out in the rain because a band is late, I've been to a lot of concerts, and can't think of anyone who didn't have an opener. He described the venue as similar to Sports Arena- Most of us have been to events there- can you imagine the chaos that would ensue if people were locked out? Don't think so. I did smile when he said he got puked on:puke: Sorry I know I'm being a mean girl.:shrug:

[itz_me_tom]

I caught that too.

Jerry is a pompous idiot. I can't stand him worse than others don't like Laura. Not only did he buy tickets that nobody wanted, he can't add- How do four $75 tickets equal $400? I did smile when he said he got puked on:puke: Sorry I know I'm being a mean girl.:shrug:

I thought he said that the tix were $400 a piece. $800+ total.
Whatever, he's got the bank to throw it away.

[scoobydooby]

Why have a diary if you're not going to keep it up?

[boris85]

Why have a diary if you're not going to keep it up?

Exactly! That is what I've been saying for months. Leave it to Loser-Laura to start something and fail to stick to it. Too busy napping I guess. Her latest diary entry is Feb. 8th. Come on! Most people would get fired for being such a slacker....

[listener13]

Most people would get fired for being such a slacker....

.....and you'd think she'd want to do everything she can to keep that job - she gets so much free crap from that radio station for her whiney, nasaly endorsements. Seriously - she always sounds so stuffed up - she should look into some Afrin or something.

I'm out of town so I'm missing all of the fun and games - any word on who else in the Cain family has a staph infection?

[Ritchie]

On the "See What You Heard" section of the site the first entry was "LAURA'S MYSTERIOUS ORBS".

I was really scared that it had something to do with implants or something.

Instead it's just a picture with some light flare off the lens that she must think is a spirit or ghost or something.

Since I didn't listen today I have to assume that's what it is.

Now that I think about it, would I rather see her non-existent orbs or listen to her talk about ghosts? One would make me want to poke my eyes out with a bic pen, the other would make me want to shove that bic pen in my ears until my eardrums ruptured so I would never have to hear her talk again.

Okay, maybe that's extreme but both options fall under the torture category.

[YoungAmerican]

Yes, as always Laura is soooo over the top. She thinks these "orbs" are some kind of presence in her house. Her wacky mother told her that they are angels since they are white. It was funny though when she called Dave. I guess he said something to her the night before that made her think he saw something in the house that would back up her "feelings" and he skirted around it, basically saying he didn't want to burst her bubble. They finally got him to spill the beans and say it was just reflection of the concrete dust being stirred up. Hahahaha, stupid Laura, like she doesn't have enough to worry about in the land of the living.

[Ritchie]

Was it the Laura show today?

Every time I tuned in, she was talking.

I have a feeling that once the two J's contract is up, they are leaving the air for good.

This time is spent grooming Laura to take over the show with the rest of the group.

There can't be any other reason why she is in there talking so much.

[listener13]

This time is spent grooming Laura to take over the show with the rest of the group.



...yet another reason to invest in an XM Radio.........

[YoungAmerican]

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/wutuheard.html
LAURA'S CHICK CHAT AND MAKEOVER WITH THE MAKE-UP ARTIST OF THE STARS!

Sorry, but you are still FUGLY!

[Green_Monsta]

Already on another vacation?

Nice of Jerry to do that fake cheering for Raven Simone...he's probably saying "who?"

[itz_me_tom]

Already on another vacation?

Nice of Jerry to do that fake cheering for Raven Simone...he's probably saying "who?"

I know I am. Who? :D

[listener13]

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/wutuheard.html
LAURA'S CHICK CHAT AND MAKEOVER WITH THE MAKE-UP ARTIST OF THE STARS!

Sorry, but you are still FUGLY!

Laura: Two things....you're not a star. Second: They made you look kinda hooker-ish. Not a pretty look.

[Princess45]

[/QUOTE] I'm out of town so I'm missing all of the fun and games - any word on who else in the Cain family has a staph infection?[/QUOTE]


What is she doing at children's hospital visiting very ill children when she has been being treated for staph?

[sameome]

Laura: Two things....you're not a star. Second: They made you look kinda hooker-ish. Not a pretty look.

I didn't realize how skinny Laura was, the before picture looks like a skeleton. It looks too much makeups on the after picture.

[krattchick]

I think her "after" look is nice. But I have a question. I haven't listened in quite some time, but I remember Jeff always talking about how "beautiful" Laura is, how she's so "California" looking, ect. Does anyone think she's THAT pretty (let alone "beautiful")?

[Ritchie]

I think her "after" look is nice. But I have a question. I haven't listened in quite some time, but I remember Jeff always talking about how "beautiful" Laura is, how she's so "California" looking, ect. Does anyone think she's THAT pretty (let alone "beautiful")?

I sure don't think she is very pretty. And I'm sure I'm not the only one here that thinks that.

I think that she wants to think she is pretty, but in reality she is so insecure about it that she goes to great lengths to try to achieve it. Hair color and extensions, make over, tans, etc.

Maybe it has something to do with working with a bunch of guys. They comment she is pretty and she feels the need to live up to that standard by doing all that work on herself.

I wonder what would happen if a true California beauty started working with them. My guess is Laura would not be too happy to be out of the top spot.

Hey, I don't like broccoli, but if I haven't eaten for several days and you put a plate of that stuff in front of me, it would look kinda good to me too. That's where I think Jeff's comment stems from. She was the only "blonde" around him most of the day.

Oh, and Laura if you are reading this I'll bet you said "whatever" to yourself about 3 times already.

[listener13]

I sure don't think she is very pretty. And I'm sure I'm not the only one here that thinks that.

I think that she wants to think she is pretty, but in reality she is so insecure about it that she goes to great lengths to try to achieve it. Hair color and extensions, make over, tans, etc.

Maybe it has something to do with working with a bunch of guys. They comment she is pretty and she feels the need to live up to that standard by doing all that work on herself.

I wonder what would happen if a true California beauty started working with them. My guess is Laura would not be too happy to be out of the top spot.

Hey, I don't like broccoli, but if I haven't eaten for several days and you put a plate of that stuff in front of me, it would look kinda good to me too. That's where I think Jeff's comment stems from. She was the only "blonde" around him most of the day.

Oh, and Laura if you are reading this I'll bet you said "whatever" to yourself about 3 times already.


A couple of things.....first of all, if Laura were so obsessed with how she looked for Jeff & Jer, she'd get her butt out of bed and put on some makeup before she went to work (which she doesn't).

Secondly......let's face facts: Jerry is an old dude, and Jeff, for all intents and purposes, is as close to gay as a straight guy is gonna get....so making herself all "perdy" for them is a total waste of Estee Lauder mascara. Jeff has been around blondes before - one of his ex-wives was blonde (not sure if the carpet matches the drapes, but whatever.)

I doubt that Laura would do all of this stuff for herself if she had to PAY for all of it - a lot of it is free for doing her nasaly endorsements.

I wonder if a lot of this isn't based on the fact that her husband is a pilot, probably a great catch in some younger girl's eyes, and he's surrounded by cute stewardesses all day.

Or, mainly, because she is one of the most insecure people on the planet.

When you think about it, that show has so many insecure (but highly paid) people working on it - it boggles the mind. I'm sure there are homeless people out there WAY happier than these people are - it's sad, really. I'm not saying that money solves everything, but the money they get, coupled with the fact that they only really work 3 hours a day - that would make me ecstatic!

[YoungAmerican]

I'd be ecstatic if I could just get the money I make now and only work 3 hours a day! Time is what I need more of in my life (and money, but I don't have the time to get anymore $$) so it looks like I screwed either way huh?

[listener13]

I was driving in this morning to work (around 7 am), and heard the "showgram" talking about the upcoming Russell Crowe interview. I guess Russell Crowe is Laura's "crush of the week." They weren't sure if it was going to be a phone interview, but they really wanted him to come into the studio. :sing:

Laura had the GALL to say "I hope he goes to our website to see what we look like and see that he's my crush of the week" - as if HER photo and the fact that he's her crush would get him to come to the studio. After that, I was hoping he DID go in to throw a phone at HER!:nuts:

[Ritchie]

Laura had the GALL to say "I hope he goes to our website to see what we look like and see that he's my crush of the week" - as if HER photo and the fact that he's her crush would get him to come to the studio. After that, I was hoping he DID go in to throw a phone at HER!

Okay, that made me laugh out loud here at my desk.

Do they still have the photos on the site of her head wrapped up with the infection? Those may make him want to come in.

[listener13]

Okay, was driving in this morning at around 7, and heard Jerry talking about the new Bloomingdales that is coming to town (replacing some of the Robinsons May stores). Again, he knows how to reach the station's target audience - he tried to describe what Bloomingdales is like (is it like Neimans, is it like Nordstrom, etc.) - many people haven't been in a Bloomingdales. He had to call his wife to describe it to us, and ladies - you are going to want to be the first through the doors - basically, Pam described all of the items I know I have in MY wardrobe - she purchases designer suits by Dana Buchmann and Ellen Tracy.......I'm sure all of you girls on the board here have at least one Dana Buchmann in their closet - am I right, girls?

I'm kinda sick about how he rubs it in everyone's face how rich they are. They definitely have a handle on their target demographic.:rolleyes:

[Green_Monsta]

Okay, was driving in this morning at around 7, and heard Jerry talking about the new Bloomingdales that is coming to town (replacing some of the Robinsons May stores). Again, he knows how to reach the station's target audience - he tried to describe what Bloomingdales is like (is it like Neimans, is it like Nordstrom, etc.) - many people haven't been in a Bloomingdales. He had to call his wife to describe it to us, and ladies - you are going to want to be the first through the doors - basically, Pam described all of the items I know I have in MY wardrobe - she purchases designer suits by Dana Buchmann and Ellen Tracy.......I'm sure all of you girls on the board here have at least one Dana Buchmann in their closet - am I right, girls?

I'm kinda sick about how he rubs it in everyone's face how rich they are. They definitely have a handle on their target demographic.:rolleyes:

I actually did have a Dana Buchmann jacket....cuz I found it at Loehmann's! :laugh: Bloomies isn't as upscale as it sounds. I have been more than a few times in NYC although I haven't been in years, I don't remember it being any better than Rob May or Macy's. I guess we'll have to wait and see. Bottom line, it's another department store.

[JesseeezMom]

.......I'm sure all of you girls on the board here have at least one Dana Buchmann in their closet - am I right, girls?
uuhhh Dana who?? I looked up her clothes on the Nordies site. Seriously why would anyone pay that much for those clothes? A very plain one button black blazer $298. Honestly when I get to be Pam's age I can NOT see me wasting money.

Green Monsta , I totally forgot about Loehmann's:idea: - They left North County a LONG time ago.

[Green_Monsta]

uuhhh Dana who?? I looked up her clothes on the Nordies site. Seriously why would anyone pay that much for those clothes? A very plain one button black blazer $298. Honestly when I get to be Pam's age I can NOT see me wasting money.

Green Monsta , I totally forgot about Loehmann's:idea: - They left North County a LONG time ago.

I used to work in downtown Boston so I was there all the time. Always had coupons and great sales. I don't get to Mission Valley enough to check them out anymore. Yeah, I wouldn't pay those prices for a jacket unless I was going to live in it. :kawaii:

[itz_me_tom]

uuhhh Dana who?? I looked up her clothes on the Nordies site. Seriously why would anyone pay that much for those clothes? A very plain one button black blazer $298. Honestly when I get to be Pam's age I can NOT see me wasting money.

Green Monsta , I totally forgot about Loehmann's:idea: - They left North County a LONG time ago.

$298 is not that much for a blazer. I guess it's what you're used to. My wife gets her suits from Garfield and Marks. Yes, they're expensive but they're a classic style and they keep the same style for years so that you can keep adding to the wardrobe, rather than replacing it every couple of years. How do I know? Been buying her gifts since before we were married.

[boris85]

Laura is so white trash! She has to put in a floor to get a loan? Come on? She moves from one dump to the next. I couldn't believe her story about not having a real wedding or reception, but sneaking off to get marriage at a Hillcrest chapel instead. Dave was wearing sweats! And I am so sick of her trying to convince us that ghosts in her homes! Laura - they are lights reflecting off your camera lens! It's not your dead father. Don't go to the light Caroline - there are evil forces there. I am going to have to call Tangeena over to exorcise the demons! Laura is so stupid and gullible. I am going to sell her some magic powder to get rid of the bad orbs (a.k.a. flour in a plastic baggie). And then she said she fell asleep yesterday after taking muscle relaxants and woke up at 4pm (after going to sleep at 11am) to Dave coming home and her daughter crying from her from the crib. Quality mom!!!! I can see her going a whole day without changing her child’s diaper.

[Whiskers]

Laura is so white trash! She has to put in a floor to get a loan? Come on? She moves from one dump to the next. I couldn't believe her story about not having a real wedding or reception, but sneaking off to get marriage at a Hillcrest chapel instead. Dave was wearing sweats! And I am so sick of her trying to convince us that ghosts in her homes! Laura - they are lights reflecting off your camera lens! It's not your dead father. Don't go to the light Caroline - there are evil forces there. I am going to have to call Tangeena over to exorcise the demons! Laura is so stupid and gullible. I am going to sell her some magic powder to get rid of the bad orbs (a.k.a. flour in a plastic baggie). And then she said she fell asleep yesterday after taking muscle relaxants and woke up at 4pm (after going to sleep at 11am) to Dave coming home and her daughter crying from her from the crib. Quality mom!!!! I can see her going a whole day without changing her child’s diaper.

Come on gang....do you really all believe this jibberish. It's all part of the gig and fills up air time so that we can all waste time talking about it.

[Green_Monsta]

I'm quite enjoying all of the banter. I think it's funny. :laugh:

[Ritchie]

And then she said she fell asleep yesterday after taking muscle relaxants and woke up at 4pm (after going to sleep at 11am) to Dave coming home and her daughter crying from her from the crib. Quality mom!!!! I can see her going a whole day without changing her child’s diaper.

One of the things I like about boris is that boris really sees how much of a dumb blonde Laura is and isn't afraid to point it out.

Let's make that "bed head" blonde from the song that local band wrote after seeing her do the walk of shame back to her dorm on one Sunday morning.

I've never heard of anyone sleeping as much as she does. And while her baby is crying and she doesn't even wake up.

I guess she must have done something else along with those muscle relaxant. (sniff sniff)

Quality mom? Hardly.

[listener13]

Come on gang....do you really all believe this jibberish. It's all part of the gig and fills up air time so that we can all waste time talking about it.

I don't think it's part of the gig - I think she's serious. She's not that good an actress. Besides, why would someone want to make themselves look as stupid as she makes herself look? It doesn't make sense.......I'm hoping that Dave is documenting all of this for the custody trial.


I used to work in downtown Boston so I was there all the time. Always had coupons and great sales. I don't get to Mission Valley enough to check them out anymore. Yeah, I wouldn't pay those prices for a jacket unless I was going to live in it. :kawaii:

I guess another thing that irritated me about the whole thing is how Jerry is always trying to prove how he and Pam are "so hip" and "such a cosmopolitan couple". It's nausiating.

Maybe this show should focus on trying to do amusing things, or things that can really help people, as opposed to thinking they're better than us, or smarter than us. Focus on that like they did in the old days, rather than these stupid filler bits.

As far as Laura goes, she should just try to focus on staying awake....that would be a big improvement.....at least in the lives of her children.

[Ritchie]

Maybe this show should focus on trying to do amusing things, or things that can really help people, as opposed to thinking they're better than us, or smarter than us. Focus on that like they did in the old days, rather than these stupid filler bits.

As far as Laura goes, she should just try to focus on staying awake....that would be a big improvement.....at least in the lives of her children.

I agree. They should get back to the amusing stuff. They are so predictable. Whenever they say to tune in at 7:10, I know not to start listening until 7:35 because they will drag it out as much as possible.

As far as them helping others, it is about them. They help others and talk themselves up for being such great people.

I really wonder how Laura would function with a real job that requires 8 hours of work a day. My guess is it's either this 4 hour a day job, or she would expect her husband to support her while she stayed home and slept most of the day.

Speaking of funny. I found an old link to the Big Ed story. They did that a few years back and it was good. Finally something good after a long time with garbage. Then nothing funny since.

[apossible]

I don't ever hear Jeff talk about Kristen. Are they still together?

Jer is still as obnoxious as ever. He needs to remember that there are many people out here that don't work a few hours a day and make a ton of money. He kinda rubs it in how "well" off he is.

I take it Randy didn't propose to Debbie. How old is he now, anyhow?






I agree. They should get back to the amusing stuff. They are so predictable. Whenever they say to tune in at 7:10, I know not to start listening until 7:35 because they will drag it out as much as possible.

As far as them helping others, it is about them. They help others and talk themselves up for being such great people.

I really wonder how Laura would function with a real job that requires 8 hours of work a day. My guess is it's either this 4 hour a day job, or she would expect her husband to support her while she stayed home and slept most of the day.

Speaking of funny. I found an old link to the Big Ed story. They did that a few years back and it was good. Finally something good after a long time with garbage. Then nothing funny since.

[LoyalListner9]

I think Laura was also telling the truth about her sleepy evening. If CPS saw that im pretty sure they would take that seriously, and they should. Jeez.

[YoungAmerican]

Jeff mentioned Kristen a little this morning. He said something about god bringing him a knuckle cracker. I guess he has a problem with always cracking his knuckles and Kristen must do the same.

[itz_me_tom]

I'm quite enjoying all of the banter. I think it's funny. :laugh:

I've gotten to the point that I don't even listen that much anymore. I listen to K-rth 101 and The Mighty XX sports talk. That's it. I get all the info I need from the gang through this blog. Just weed the the mindless drivel and you can figure out whatz going on w/ the show.

:duh:

[Green_Monsta]

I've gotten to the point that I don't even listen that much anymore. I listen to K-rth 101 and The Mighty XX sports talk. That's it. I get all the info I need from the gang through this blog. Just weed the the mindless drivel and you can figure out whatz going on w/ the show.

:duh:

I was talking about all the banter in this room...not on their show. I only 1/2 listen most of the time and I flip between them, Monique and the DSC. I can only take small doses at a time! It's either that or I'm avoiding the tons of commercials...

:bump:

[Whiskers]

I don't think it's part of the gig - I think she's serious. She's not that good an actress. Besides, why would someone want to make themselves look as stupid as she makes herself look? It doesn't make sense.......I'm hoping that Dave is documenting all of this for the custody trial.

Oh...I think it is stll a gig. Clear Channel pays them big bucks and pretty much directs what they say.



I guess another thing that irritated me about the whole thing is how Jerry is always trying to prove how he and Pam are "so hip" and "such a cosmopolitan couple". It's nausiating.

Did anyone here Jer say that he sometimes shops at WalMart. Oh yeah....for sure. LOL

Maybe this show should focus on trying to do amusing things, or things that can really help people, as opposed to thinking they're better than us, or smarter than us. Focus on that like they did in the old days, rather than these stupid filler bits.

As far as Laura goes, she should just try to focus on staying awake....that would be a big improvement.....at least in the lives of her children.

LOL


I don't think it's part of the gig - I think she's serious. She's not that good an actress. Besides, why would someone want to make themselves look as stupid as she makes herself look? It doesn't make sense.......I'm hoping that Dave is documenting all of this for the custody trial.



I guess another thing that irritated me about the whole thing is how Jerry is always trying to prove how he and Pam are "so hip" and "such a cosmopolitan couple". It's nausiating.

Maybe this show should focus on trying to do amusing things, or things that can really help people, as opposed to thinking they're better than us, or smarter than us. Focus on that like they did in the old days, rather than these stupid filler bits.

As far as Laura goes, she should just try to focus on staying awake....that would be a big improvement.....at least in the lives of her children.

Laura gets paid big bucks by Clear Channel and they pretty much tell her and direct her as to what to do to get ratings.

Also...Jer shopping at WalMart (he mentioned that this morning)....ha! in his lifetime. LOL

[Whiskers]

I don't ever hear Jeff talk about Kristen. Are they still together?

Jer is still as obnoxious as ever. He needs to remember that there are many people out here that don't work a few hours a day and make a ton of money. He kinda rubs it in how "well" off he is.

I take it Randy didn't propose to Debbie. How old is he now, anyhow?







I believe Randy is around 43.


I was talking about all the banter in this room...not on their show. I only 1/2 listen most of the time and I flip between them, Monique and the DSC. I can only take small doses at a time! It's either that or I'm avoiding the tons of commercials...

:bump:

They have too run lots of commercials to pay for the high salaries. :)

[krak70]

I think Laura was also telling the truth about her sleepy evening. If CPS saw that im pretty sure they would take that seriously, and they should. Jeez.

Not only that, but she had just picked up muscle relaxers...hopefully she hadn't taken one before she got into her car and got into that accident "that the other guy caused". :shake:

[itz_me_tom]

I was talking about all the banter in this room...not on their show. I only 1/2 listen most of the time and I flip between them, Monique and the DSC. I can only take small doses at a time! It's either that or I'm avoiding the tons of commercials...

:bump:

Me too

[Ritchie]

I was just listening to 103.7 FM. They have a new local show on in the evening. At least I think it's new because I listen all the time to Phil Hendrie at this time and he wasn't on.

Anyway, these two new guys are local to San Diego and they said something like "we could do stuff like Jerk and Jer with a bunch of listeners in a parking lot..." or something like that.

I had to laugh when he said Jerk and Jer.

(snip)

Sorry to whoever modified my post. I didn't know I did anything wrong.

[JesseeezMom]

I was just listening to 103.7 FM.
I LOVE 103.7 Heidi, Frosty, Frank:hug: Who are the two people you heard? I looked at the schedule and it was Tom "the disgusting pig" Lykis and then Phil.

[Green_Monsta]

I LOVE 103.7 Heidi, Frosty, Frank:hug: Who are the two people you heard? I looked at the schedule and it was Tom "the disgusting pig" Lykis and then Phil.

I used to have that as a preset but I just can't stand that Tom Lykis. :angry:

I wish they would bring back the music on that station! If there's any there, I'm surely missing it because I don't know when it on.

[JesseeezMom]

I wish they would bring back the music on that station! If there's any there, I'm surely missing it because I don't know when it on.

I don't think there is music anymore on that station or I'm missing it too:sleep: I have to admit that I do listen to Tom occasionally- people are such idiots! When I listen I think "have the guys calling in for advice- actually seen Tom L?" Why would any woman with half a brain (much less a hot bodied woman) deal with the way he says to treat women? Or be interested in anything but his $$. uuugghhh!! So disgusting I think I'm making myself sick..uh-oh:puke: sorry..

[Green_Monsta]

I don't think there is music anymore on that station or I'm missing it too:sleep: I have to admit that I do listen to Tom occasionally- people are such idiots! When I listen I think "have the guys calling in for advice- actually seen Tom L?" Why would any woman with half a brain (much less a hot bodied woman) deal with the way he says to treat women? Or be interested in anything but his $$. uuugghhh!! So disgusting I think I'm making myself sick..uh-oh:puke: sorry..

When I would catch him on the radio I would cringe at what he was telling people and be mad when a stupid woman would call up and not be able to tell him off or defend herself...but then I thought, "hey, there aren't any intelligent women out there listening to him that would desire to call him". Yeah, it's not like he's attractive. :heh: There are women out there who will sleep with anyone so I'm not doubting he's getting it. What a loser.

[Smitty]

I was just listening to 103.7 FM. They have a new local show on in the evening. At least I think it's new because I listen all the time to Phil Hendrie at this time and he wasn't on.

Anyway, these two new guys are local to San Diego and they said something like "we could do stuff like Jerk and Jer with a bunch of listeners in a parking lot..." or something like that.

I had to laugh when he said Jerk and Jer.

(snip)

Sorry to whoever modified my post. I didn't know I did anything wrong.

Too bad they got the joke wrong though. It clearly should be Jeff and Jerk.

[Ritchie]

I LOVE 103.7 Heidi, Frosty, Frank:hug: Who are the two people you heard? I looked at the schedule and it was Tom "the disgusting pig" Lykis and then Phil.

It looks like they just changed the schedule on the 1st and they haven't updated the site. I didn't catch the guys names, but I think they were a team here before because they made a comment about being back on the air.

I actually enjoy the 103.7 lineup. Phil is hilarious if you get the joke and Lykis is entertaining if you realize it's entertainment.

Actually if you realize that there is a difference between radio show listeners and radio show callers, then it makes sense. Phil gives away his secret all the time and yet there are still callers that don't get it.


Too bad they got the joke wrong though. It clearly should be Jeff and Jerk.

I thought the same thing but still it was funny to hear it on the air.

[Green_Monsta]

Lykis is entertaining if you realize it's entertainment.

Yeah, for men.... :hmm:

[sdbombshell]

Did anyone read Laura's latest diary entry?

"My poor kids have the worst diet right now. The refrige in our current home is half broken so doing a big vegetable-laden grocery shopping trip is out. I did pick up some stuff for the kids last night….fruit chewies, Goldfish, drumsticks (the ice cream, not chicken) and PB and bread.
Charlie and Evie pretty much collected all of the Spongebob toys from Burger King in a the span of two weeks. I think there were 20 to collect. That's pathetic. And, instead of sending Charlie to school with a wholesome Mom or Dad-made lunch, we've been shoving a couple bucks in his backpack for the hot lunch of the day. Evie's been living on fruit gummies and cheese sticks.
Instead of beating myself up, I just keep saying over and over that things will change when we get into our new house. We gotta make it through the move, then things will be all good. I mean it this time. For the first time in our entire married life, Dave and I are settling down. We've moved six times alone since Charlie's been alive. We hope this will be the last move we make for years and years.
I've got to knock on wood right now.
I just hit my head. If feels like it's made of wood today, so that'll do."

What a ****ing moron.

[Ritchie]

Yeah, for men.... :hmm:

Actually, just like most anything, there are some men that don't like him just like there are some women that do.

He knows his target audience and plays to them. If Jeff & Jerk were any good at that then they would be syndicated in other markets as well.

For example Lykis tells guys not to date women with children because the child will always come first. For guys that don't want a family this advice works. When it gets entertaining is when a woman calls in and tells him that men should date single mothers and he gets her to admit that she is a single mom and that her child will always come first no matter who she dates.

Now before you women and guys that don't like him start attacking me, please realize that it's just entertainment.

I don't hate women and I'm not just looking for a good time. I'm dating a single mom right now and I think her kid is great, but I do realize that the kid will always come first with her. I entered the relaltionship knowing this.

[itz_me_tom]

Actually, just like most anything, there are some men that don't like him just like there are some women that do.

He knows his target audience and plays to them. If Jeff & Jerk were any good at that then they would be syndicated in other markets as well.

For example Lykis tells guys not to date women with children because the child will always come first. For guys that don't want a family this advice works. When it gets entertaining is when a woman calls in and tells him that men should date single mothers and he gets her to admit that she is a single mom and that her child will always come first no matter who she dates.

Now before you women and guys that don't like him start attacking me, please realize that it's just entertainment.

I don't hate women and I'm not just looking for a good time. I'm dating a single mom right now and I think her kid is great, but I do realize that the kid will always come first with her. I entered the relaltionship knowing this.

That's the way it is on both sides. Whether your a man seeing a single mom or a woman seeing a single dad...kids come first when they're minors. After they're 20 or so that changes - depending on the situation.

Signed: Mike and Carol Brady

[Ritchie]

Bed Head Blonde.

I crack up every time I think about her doing the "walk of shame" back at SDSU.

[krak70]

Sorry if I offended anyone with that link that I posted. I certainly didn't mean to. I just thought it was funny given the context that Randy said it in.

Wha??? :confused:

[listener13]

Did anyone read Laura's latest diary entry?

"My poor kids have the worst diet right now. The refrige in our current home is half broken so doing a big vegetable-laden grocery shopping trip is out. I did pick up some stuff for the kids last night….fruit chewies, Goldfish, drumsticks (the ice cream, not chicken) and PB and bread.
Charlie and Evie pretty much collected all of the Spongebob toys from Burger King in a the span of two weeks. I think there were 20 to collect. That's pathetic. And, instead of sending Charlie to school with a wholesome Mom or Dad-made lunch, we've been shoving a couple bucks in his backpack for the hot lunch of the day. Evie's been living on fruit gummies and cheese sticks.
Instead of beating myself up, I just keep saying over and over that things will change when we get into our new house. We gotta make it through the move, then things will be all good. I mean it this time. For the first time in our entire married life, Dave and I are settling down. We've moved six times alone since Charlie's been alive. We hope this will be the last move we make for years and years.
I've got to knock on wood right now.
I just hit my head. If feels like it's made of wood today, so that'll do."

What a ****ing moron.

Those kids are going to be as big as a house, and then she'll have yet another pity party for herself about it "My kids are obese, they need weight loss surgery, I hope the station needs a commercial endorsement for one". Laura: There are a lot of restaurants on the planet, maybe Burger King might not be the most nutritious :banghead: And, children shouldn't live on fruit gummies - this may come as news to you, but that's NOT really FRUIT! Anything "gummies" isn't really the actual product - it's a really bad facsimile.

In the time it took you to write your stupid diary entry, you could have gone to the store and picked up something nutritious for JUST THAT NIGHT - if your fridge is broken, you may have to go to the store everyday for a few things - people do this, and you work 4 (questionable) hours per day.....this shouldn't be a challenge for you. In fact, some people have to do this daily, after working at least 8 hours, because they don't have the money to buy a week's worth of groceries at one time.:ugh:

[Ritchie]

Wha??? :confused:

Per the mods, I'm moving on.

[brainsmile]

anyone go to get the free food sponsored by Jack FM today?

[Wabbitsd]

hey, hang on. She does commercials for that company that delivers "nutritious and healthy food" right to her door!!! What the heck, doesn't she let her kids eat that???? LOL!

[Green_Monsta]

hey, hang on. She does commercials for that company that delivers "nutritious and healthy food" right to her door!!! What the heck, doesn't she let her kids eat that???? LOL!

That's right..... That's a hoot! Good catch Wabbitsd!

:lmfao:

[Ritchie]

I've been out of town for a while and haven't had a chance to check in to hear what is going on.

Did Laura say anything dumb today....uh...never mind. I already know the answer to that one.

Okay, does she still have custody of her kids?

[itz_me_tom]

I've been out of town for a while and haven't had a chance to check in to hear what is going on.

Did Laura say anything dumb today....uh...never mind. I already know the answer to that one.

Okay, does she still have custody of her kids?

Who knows. I think most everyone here, including me, bailed out.
Too much of the same ol' same ol' and other morning shows doing new, or at least newer, material.
It'll be interesting to see if they make it to the end of their current contract, and if they do, get renewed or make the jump once again.

I think it's time for them to jump to A.M. and take over a show like the old Charlie and Harrigan or Hudsen and Bauer. More their speed.

[apossible]

It seems as though the enthusiasm has gone South on this website. I have J&J on now here at work. For the past half hour, they have just replayed what they did earlier. How lame. I did enjoy the Russell Crowe interview. He was actually alot nicer than I thought he would be. But now it is the same o, same o stuff. The majority of the show is so boring and predictable. I still like checking in here and reading everyone's take on all of this. Makes for good reading.



Who knows. I think most everyone here, including me, bailed out.
Too much of the same ol' same ol' and other morning shows doing new, or at least newer, material.
It'll be interesting to see if they make it to the end of their current contract, and if they do, get renewed or make the jump once again.

I think it's time for them to jump to A.M. and take over a show like the old Charlie and Harrigan or Hudsen and Bauer. More their speed.

[YoungAmerican]

Yeah, they are so boring they aren't even fun to bag on anymore. You wind up complaining about the same old thing over and over.

[rotodani]

Yeah, they are so boring they aren't even fun to bag on anymore. You wind up complaining about the same old thing over and over.

So, do you think J&J are bagging their show so that their contract will be bought out and they can go away and retire? :deal:

[listener13]

So, do you think J&J are bagging their show so that their contract will be bought out and they can go away and retire? :deal:

Maybe - or maybe they're just full of themselves and so completely out of touch that they think this crap is funny. Either way, doesn't matter - end result is the same - listeners are either gonna bail, bitch, or both.

It's a shame, because back in the day, they were really funny. Now, they're just phoning it in, and barely even doing that. And back in the day, it wasn't the "Spazzy Laura" show, either. She had a minimal role. Now, she just doesn't shut the hell up.

[Ritchie]

Yeah, they are so boring they aren't even fun to bag on anymore. You wind up complaining about the same old thing over and over.

I have to agree. They are doing the same thing over and over.

I tuned in this morning and heard part of a very boring interview with that actor that Laura is hot for.

Needless to say, I changed stations.

Even Laura's diary isn't fun to bag on anymore. It's like shooting fish in a barrel. Just plain too easy.

[Wabbitsd]

I liked the russell crowe thing, too...just wish I didn't have to doubt his judgement for being so nice to Laura.

Has anyone figured out where Laura's new house is? We could at least bag on her choice in real estate.

[Ritchie]

Has anyone figured out where Laura's new house is? We could at least bag on her choice in real estate.

We talked about that earlier here.

It's near SDSU and all the frat houses.

Laura will be able to do the walk of shame on Sunday mornings just like in the old days.

[BecInCA]

I agree with all of the above posts. Like they say: "It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing." It just seems like J&J are just sleep walking throught their show. It's not like the old days. I miss the B-100 and heck, even the Star 100 days. The open phone days, Tommy pranks around town, random phone calls, etc. Guess they want to go back to the midwest or somewhere other than here. I find myself doing some major station surfing these days. And then I accidently tune into Mel in the afternoons- yikes- her voice is so annoying. She makes Laura seem like Katie Couric!

Take care and keep those opinions comin'- they really do make my day!

[Wabbitsd]

I was hoping for specifics...so we could take a look at zillow.com (mentioned on their show) to check out the value...

[BecInCA]

Someone posted a possible street name on this board a month or so back. Look back at previous postings to find the reference. I think that they were right on the money judging from Laura's description of the house and the one someone here was able to find on the web.

[listener13]

speculation is it's either 5051 Tierra Baja Way or 5061 Tierra Baja Way - can't tell which property has the lap pool on it.

Go ahead and zillow it

[Smitty]

It looks like it takes about 4 weeks for the home sale to record and become public record. We'll be able to get the details of the house soon enough. We should be able to see it online by the end of March. It closed on February 28th. Hopefully she got a good deal since it sounds like it may have been a college student rental for a long time. No flooring should have allowed for a flooring allowance as part of the sale.


We talked about that earlier here.

It's near SDSU and all the frat houses.

Laura will be able to do the walk of shame on Sunday mornings just like in the old days.

Hence Wil Farrel and the movie Old School comes to mind here! We'll be hearing a lot of drunken night out stories with the local college kids soon enough!

[Ritchie]

It looks like it takes about 4 weeks for the home sale to record and become public record. We'll be able to get the details of the house soon enough.

Zaba has most of her old addresses listed. Seems they like downtown and Hillcrest. It should show up there soon enough.

[Ritchie]

Say, does anyone else here remember the "Is it available in paperback" key sentence that you can call into the show and have them quit any bit they are currently doing?

[LoyalListner9]

Ritchie,
I don't get it?

[Ritchie]

Ritchie,
I don't get it?

Years and years ago they once had an author of a book that they were interviewing. The interview was going horrible.

After that they said that if ever there was anything that the listeners wanted to get off the air, they could call in and ask if it was available in paperback. The did that as a reference to the author as a way to get rid of a guest without them knowing the listener wanted them gone.

It could be applied to several different things. Next time Laura goes off on one of her "chick" things, call in and ask if it's available in paperback and they will stop the bit and go on to something else.

It was never really used. I was just wondering if any of the long time listeners here remember it.

[Wabbitsd]

Wouldn't that be a hoot...every time she opens her mouth, someone hits the phone line asking if she's available in paperback yet...LOL!!!

[itz_me_tom]

Wouldn't that be a hoot...every time she opens her mouth, someone hits the phone line asking if she's available in paperback yet...LOL!!!

Better yet, just load up her email, [email protected] with the "paperback" requests.
Wow - Did I say that? :D

[Smitty]

Good thing Russell Crowe waited until the Tonight Show to reveal he's having a boy rather than reveal that on JnJ. We would have never heard the end of it especially from Laura.

[YoungAmerican]

Did anyone else catch when Jeff said this morning that the kids were at their mom's this weekend and he called and was talking to his son Mark. Mark made mention of going to some baseball thing this weekend with "Jay". Guess you guys are right again about Nina leaving Jeff over a Padres player. I also remember reading somewhere back on these post that alot of you thought Nina was a "real looker". I have only seen her once when she was on the Price is Right and I remember thinking at that time that she was not good looking at all, I mean, really very run of the mill plain.

[JesseeezMom]

When Laura was talking about purchasing her son "Floam", I think it was Rick that questioned if it was a good idea with her "new" floors. Did anyone else hear her say that it was ok because her "old" floors are FOR SALE. Meaning that he can play with the FLOAM in the old house.

I know she has been saying that she has been renting forever, her renter status must have been another lame bit....Why oh Why did I even bother with this lame show.:banghead:

AJ and Hula are waaay funnier and most of their crew is out today.

YOUNG AMERICAN - I missed that. I thought people said Nina was pretty. I have never seen her.

[Whiskers]

When Laura was talking about purchasing her son "Floam", I think it was Rick that questioned if it was a good idea with her "new" floors. Did anyone else hear her say that it was ok because her "old" floors are FOR SALE. Meaning that he can play with the FLOAM in the old house.

I know she has been saying that she has been renting forever, her renter status must have been another lame bit....Why oh Why did I even bother with this lame show.:banghead:

AJ and Hula are waaay funnier and most of their crew is out today.

YOUNG AMERICAN - I missed that. I thought people said Nina was pretty. I have never seen her.

Nina is a hottie...very athletic, long blonde hair, great personality.

[Wabbitsd]

"great personality." kiss of death when a guy says that.

She's nice looking, wouldnt' call her glamorous. But fun, nice personality, yes.

[JesseeezMom]

"great personality." kiss of death when a guy says that.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
hahahaha My girlfriends and I would say "He's a really good dancer", that was code for "Not in a bazillion years".

[krattchick]

I also remember reading somewhere back on these post that alot of you thought Nina was a "real looker".


About 10 years ago, Christmas time, Jeff & Jer said that they would mail listeners a picture Christmas card if you sent them one. I did. I received the showgram picture card. Nina was pregnant with Laura at the time. I thought she wasn't pretty at all. Plain, as someone else said. Jeff would carry on & on about how she "married down" with she married him, and how he would be jealous of her ex-boyfriend who was some goodlooking actor. I was surprised to see that Nina was very average.

I also saw them years ago at Target in La Mesa. The reason I noticed them is b/c Jeff was talking EXTREMELY LOUD, almost begging for attention. They were at the checkout. They had Mark & little Laura was in the cart. This was early 1997. I remember b/c I was pregnant with my first child then (and pregnant women remember EVERYTHING during pregnancy). Anyway, Jeff was very loud (don't know if he was talking to Nina or the clerk) but it was obvious that he wanted every one in the store to notice him. Which I did. Anyway, back to Nina. I saw her in person and she was okay looking.

[Whiskers]

I also remember reading somewhere back on these post that alot of you thought Nina was a "real looker".


About 10 years ago, Christmas time, Jeff & Jer said that they would mail listeners a picture Christmas card if you sent them one. I did. I received the showgram picture card. Nina was pregnant with Laura at the time. I thought she wasn't pretty at all. Plain, as someone else said. Jeff would carry on & on about how she "married down" with she married him, and how he would be jealous of her ex-boyfriend who was some goodlooking actor. I was surprised to see that Nina was very average.

I also saw them years ago at Target in La Mesa. The reason I noticed them is b/c Jeff was talking EXTREMELY LOUD, almost begging for attention. They were at the checkout. They had Mark & little Laura was in the cart. This was early 1997. I remember b/c I was pregnant with my first child then (and pregnant women remember EVERYTHING during pregnancy). Anyway, Jeff was very loud (don't know if he was talking to Nina or the clerk) but it was obvious that he wanted every one in the store to notice him. Which I did. Anyway, back to Nina. I saw her in person and she was okay looking.

Well you can all see her when the Padres start playing. She is a ball girl and is either off of 1st base or 3rd base. She's also gets on TV quite a bit because of her athletic abilities. ESPN even picked up on her and she was also in Sports Illustrated.

[YoungAmerican]

Well you can all see her when the Padres start playing. She is a ball girl and is either off of 1st base or 3rd base. She's also gets on TV quite a bit because of her athletic abilities. ESPN even picked up on her and she was also in Sports Illustrated.


Sports Illustrated???? For what?

[YoungAmerican]

Taken from Laura's Diary:

She managed to upstage an entire theater production of Dragon Tales last night by running out into the aisle all the way to the stage and into the arms of the Pink Dinosaur. The audience was laughing at her! So cute!

Looks like Laura's daughter is already taking after momma by trying to grab as much attention as possible.

[Wabbitsd]

SI, maybe for her over the line team stuff? Just guessing. Saw her a couple of times at different events...like at Trophy's in La Mesa once..don't even remember what it was about, it was that long ago.

Love the "he's a good dancer" line...LOL!!

[Ritchie]

Sorry for the quality. I'll try to get a better copy of it.

This is a still from when she was on TV during a Padres game.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e391/ritchieg/jj/nina.jpg

[YoungAmerican]

And WHO called that HOT????

[LoyalListner9]

If she's hot, then Im a freakin supermodel.

[rotodani]

And WHO called that HOT????

Thank you - that's all I'm saying

[krattchick]

Well, it wasn't me who called her hot! As I said above, I've seen a crystal clear pic of her (from the showgram Christmas card) and I've also seen her in person. She's average. She looks the same as that ballpark picture above. Average with long stringy hair. I don't know when that ballpark picture was taken, but when I saw her in '97, she had the same hair "style". And also in the Christmas picture in '95 I believe (she was pregnant w/Laura in it). That's why I was so surprised b/c Jeff would rave about how beautiful she is & how jealous he was of her ex-boyfriend who was an actor and apparantly goodlooking. But who knows how goodlooking b/c Jeff would rave about how beautiful (and yes, he used the word BEAUTIFUL) Laura Cain is.

[YoungAmerican]

krattchick, I was thinking your last sentence before I finished reading your post. What is Nina??? A golddigger?? An Actor, an overpaid overrated morning radio show host and now a professional baseball player. She must have some other AMAZING talents, what do you all think?

[Ritchie]

The picture is a screen grab from a video where she caught a ball at a Padres game. It was in 2003.

The quality was so poor because I had to jump through a bunch of hoops to get a screen grab from a streaming video link.

[LoyalListner9]

Ritcie,

I am more impressed by your technical abilities than Nina's beauty.

Well done.

[Whiskers]

Sports Illustrated???? For what?

For making a terrific catch of a ball that came by her.


And WHO called that HOT????


That is really a bad picture of her.

[itz_me_tom]

And WHO called that HOT????

Me. I think she's hot.

That picture is just a picture. I met her on Fiesta Island while she was playing OTL.
She may not be hot to my 22 year old son - or to some of you guys, but I'm a guy over 40, and to me it's not all about being a supermodel. I like that she's fun, smart, sporty, and has a great personality to boot.

Sue me - I dig her!:eyebrow:

[YoungAmerican]

Me. I think she's hot.

That picture is just a picture. I met her on Fiesta Island while she was playing OTL.
She may not be hot to my 22 year old son - or to some of you guys, but I'm a guy over 40, and to me it's not all about being a supermodel. I like that she's fun, smart, sporty, and has a great personality to boot.

Sue me - I dig her!:eyebrow:


Oh, and don't forget .....Cheats on her husband and leaves him with the kids. Yeah, that's really fun.

[krattchick]

YoungAmerican, did she really leave him with the kids? She didn't take them with her? Did he say this? Or was it temporary? (Sorry, I haven't listened in quite some time).

[itz_me_tom]

Oh, and don't forget .....Cheats on her husband and leaves him with the kids. Yeah, that's really fun.

According to the Jeffster, she's still very involved with her kids.

Maybe she got tired of putting the kids down at night and looking for Big Daddy Jeff-o for a little somethin' somethin', only to find him on the computer in his underwear and socks eating bon bons and buying more crap on EBay!:munch:

[Ritchie]

Ritcie,

I am more impressed by your technical abilities than Nina's beauty.

Well done.

Thanks for the compliment, Listner9. It was a pain because it's streaming video and print screen doesn't capture media files.

Speaking of streaming, I managed to get the clip and convert it to a media file.

Believe it or not, some of the archives are still active at histar.com. If you know the URL you can find the files. I converted the stream to wmv in case they learn and take it down.

Let me see if I can put together a link that my friends here can use to view the whole 30 second clip.

[Whiskers]

Oh, and don't forget .....Cheats on her husband and leaves him with the kids. Yeah, that's really fun.


Oh come on.....it takes two to tango.

Jeff is no shining hero in armor.


According to the Jeffster, she's still very involved with her kids.

Maybe she got tired of putting the kids down at night and looking for Big Daddy Jeff-o for a little somethin' somethin', only to find him on the computer in his underwear and socks eating bon bons and buying more crap on EBay!:munch:

Three cheers on your comments about Jeff.

[YoungAmerican]

Believe me I'm am not defending Jeff. He has plenty of things wrong with him that would probably drive any woman crazy. I actually don't care one way or another who did what to whom and why. This forum is/was just about our rants about them but as others have begun stating, it is getting old and boring (the showgram and this thread).