San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread

[Wabbitsd]

well said, Layla.

We can all go see Laura light up the Globe...

[Listenernot]

My compassion is not limited to those that I know. I don't pick and choose who I show it to...it's kind of my standard practice. I recognize that it's not everyone's. I'm no better or worse a person than anyone else. I just happened to be the one that was chosen to be the "messenger". I did it with honor, and I'd do it again.

Asking folks to donate blood didn't seem to be a really bad thing in my mind...no matter what the reason. It also seemed to be a better response to what appeared to be happening, than asking for money from strangers for strangers. Blood donations don't hurt ANYONE and benefit EVERYONE.


Well if anything the whole situation was entertaining, for me anyway. I'll continue to read the posts and belly laugh at all the hilarious comments relating to the 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread. Tommy makes a mockery of his life on a daily basis - and deserves everything that is coming his way.

[NewAgeGoddess]

SDGirl87 can you do seven?

[shello]

Ok folks, let's try to put the lying, surfing texan crap to bed. Looking back, I wondered at the time why SDGirl87's post "DO NOT DONATE MONEY" was so dramatic. It was because she was already investigating surfing tex and the lies. And I am sure it embarassed and hurt SDGirl87 to have to write that post telling us that it was all a hoax. It is true that you cannot believe all the crap on the internet (think Dateline predator shows).

With that, it got some people out to donate blood/think about donating blood and organ donation. ANd that ain't a bad thing. (Sorry to say that my anemia does not allow me to donate but I did get a daylong blood transfusion right before Xmas five years ago)

So, if our concern was not going to a real mom and her 3lb baby then let's think that it is going to the cute little baby in the red dress (with matching headband) whose mom is asking for blood donations on behalf of the San Diego Blood Bank. I saw that commercial last night...did anyone else? It was great and clearly legit as is the SD Blood Bank. They do good work.

Does this make sense or am I just rambling? It could be that my banana clip is pulled too tight.

[SDGirl87]

Tommy Tub O Lard
He played seven
He thinks that his "prayers"
Will get him into heaven
With a nick knack paddy wack
What a big surprise awaits
Tommy Tub O Lard came rolling home

[SDGrandma]

post #12586, page 420.....just curious

[Wabbitsd]

Ok, L-not.

[shello]

Did anyone catch the HILARIOUS call-in from the listener who asked "No offense, Tommy, but do you really think anyone would miss you if you weren't at the tree lighting?" "Kids don't know who you are, they only care about the Grinch!"

I wondered if it was one of our fabulous DC Members?

(Oh, then LBM chimed in very unhappily, "well, I'LL be there") She must be drunk or high today. That was NOT what the caller was asking!

Wow, that got on the air? When I think of Xmas the last local celeb, err BIG DEAL, who I would want is FH. How about Delana, Jagger and Kristi, even Randy and Debbie...who I think make a cute couple, age diff and all. How about local firefighter heroes too?

I have worked in PR and would throw a fit if the org. I worked for wanted someone like FH to do a tree lighting ceremony. It makes the org. look baaaaadd.

[Wabbitsd]

SDGrandma, hesitant posted on another forum today...the one you referenced was from a couple of days ago, if I am not mistaken.

[InvisibleElf]

By the way, WHO TOOK MY POM POMS??? Those blasted Elves! You tell them ONE TIME to cover up and they steal a girl's pom pom's. GEESH.

To think, I bought the little bugger a taco. :gle:

We needed a replacement for the rotten tomatoes (too many unhappy accidents), but I guess you can have the Pom Poms back, they're ticklish.

[Listenernot]

Ok, L-not.



I really don't know what happened just that the CO took care of the current bill and now Sunnie's brother and DEERS is taking care of filling out all the forms. I think the problem was confusion between tricare prime and standard?


The question? "Ok, L-not"...what is your question, or observation.

[Layla]

Tommy Tub O Lard
He played eight
He ate everything on 15 plates
With a nick knack paddy wack
Laura stole his home
Tommy Tub O Lard came rolling home

[califbrat]

post #12586, page 420.....just curious


Hestiant claiming to be TexFriend...


ok..working just alittle!
califbrat 18

[SDGirl87]

Tommy Tub O Lard
He played nine
He thinks that he'll walk
All 3 days on time
WIth a nick knack patty wak
I wouldn't bet a dime
Tommy Tub O Lard came rolling home

[Sapphie]

Flub and Whine

They played nine

Ate 'til they burst, then did a line

With a chick-chat-flubby-crap

Tommy sounds so stoned

These two losers should go home

[Listenernot]

Hestiant claiming to be TexFriend...


ok..working just alittle!
califbrat 18


Again, what is the observation.

[mamasterls]

well said, Layla.

We can all go see Laura light up the Globe...

Or is that "lit up at the Globe"?:umm:

[Listenernot]

Hestiant claiming to be TexFriend...


ok..working just alittle!
califbrat 18


If the insinuation or observation is that I am the same person..there is nothing similar about the writing or puncuation that would indicate a connection. I am the kind of person who capitalizes a proper noun.
The observation was not the best I've seen.

[Wabbitsd]

L-not, you said:

"Well if anything the whole situation was entertaining, for me anyway. I'll continue to read the posts and belly laugh at all the hilarious comments relating to the 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread. Tommy makes a mockery of his life on a daily basis - and deserves everything that is coming his way."

My response to that? "Ok, L-not."

[Wabbitsd]

mamsterls...too funny!!

[InvisibleElf]

Wait...there's a cheerleader (SDgirl) with sexual tension with the jock (jake), and someone sitting in the back corner of the classroom in a detached demeanor, complaining that this is just a popularity contest (Conceptis). There's also the charming art student (Wonks), the class volunteer (trixie)...All surrounded by people wearing 80's fashion. We're a happy DC High School.

The elves claim the class mascot stereotype.

[Listenernot]

L-not, you said:

"Well if anything the whole situation was entertaining, for me anyway. I'll continue to read the posts and belly laugh at all the hilarious comments relating to the 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread. Tommy makes a mockery of his life on a daily basis - and deserves everything that is coming his way."

My response to that? "Ok, L-not."


The sweet smell of drama in the morning.

[califbrat]

If the insinuation or observation is that I am the same person..there is nothing similar about the writing or puncuation that would indicate a connection. I am the kind of person who capitalizes a proper noun.
The observation was not the best I've seen.


Hey.. Just posted a comment from SDGrandma re: her comment from a much earlier post.. that all.. that it. Read the earlier post and it all there in print.

[califbrat]

Really no harm.. just posted what I read in black & white.

work is still pulling me away from here... helppppp

[Listenernot]

Hey.. Just posted a comment from SDGrandma re: her comment from a much earlier post.. that all.. that it. Read the earlier post and it all there in print.



I live and breathe to read this forum, without my daily fix, my work day would be dull and dreary. Again, thank you all for being so clever. I googled Jeff and Jer and this forum came up as Number 8! Congratulations! So many insults to dish out to FH, so little time.

[SDGrandma]

My original comment (what happened to "hesitant"?) was based on the fact that many believed that "tex" had several different screen names.....if one of them WAS her friend who was "hesitant no more" to post on our site (and I thought I remembered this person asking for a number?!?); AND that poster is still active on another site this morning, then could this be significant?Sorry, if I didn't explain it well enough; and I certainly was not bringing this question up so that anyone might insinuate that there was a connection between any members (past or present) on this board. Again, just curious...

[SDchick]

Wow, that got on the air? When I think of Xmas the last local celeb, err BIG DEAL, who I would want is FH. How about Delana, Jagger and Kristi, even Randy and Debbie...who I think make a cute couple, age diff and all. How about local firefighter heroes too?

I have worked in PR and would throw a fit if the org. I worked for wanted someone like FH to do a tree lighting ceremony. It makes the org. look baaaaadd.

I know it's insane. And I'd never heard the spewgram talk before of LBM being at the event also. I am in awe of the fact that they have made this whole thing a 4-5 day bit.

I wonder if ONE of those idiot dj's is saying to themselves, "How does anyone POSSIBLY think this is a good bit to drag on and on for a week?"

[Wabbitsd]

L-not, that ain't much drama, but it's ok if you need it!

[Listenernot]

My original comment (what happened to "hesitant"?) was based on the fact that many believed that "tex" had several different screen names.....if one of them WAS her friend who was "hesitant no more" to post on our site (and I thought I remembered this person asking for a number?!?); AND that poster is still active on another site this morning, then could this be significant?Sorry, if I didn't explain it well enough; and I certainly was not bringing this question up so that anyone might insinuate that there was a connection between any members (past or present) on this board. Again, just curious...


I joined the board to be an active participant in "fathead bashing" The man is a fungi that can be found virtually everywhere, indoors and outdoors. How do you know if you have a mold/fungi problem in your home or neighborhood? Follow your nose. A musty of earthy smell often indicates the presence of FH and should be dealt with immediately!

[SDGirl87]

We needed a replacement for the rotten tomatoes (too many unhappy accidents), but I guess you can have the Pom Poms back, they're ticklish.

Ewww...you go right ahead and keep them. (try drying with a nice bounce sheet...should take care of the itchies). I'll get a new pair.

[RecoveringLstnr]

Well almost everyone here has been sucked in by the new cheerleader on the block SDgirl87 (let's pick a number; our new word of the day; daily Good Morning DC). I think Tex got tired of it and decided to have some fun with it.

......I wondered how SDGirl87 became the supposed ring leader for the DC, and the advocate for the TexFam. My original understanding was that she knew them.

[Wabbitsd]

L-not, baby. Did you have a bunch o coffee this am?

[RecoveringLstnr]

Listenernot...

If you have some specific questions, I would be more than happy to provide you with the answers. Feel free to ask right here on the boards. I have nothing to hide.

While you may think me involved in this somehow, I know the truth. Acting out of compassion is never wrong...even if the premise turns out to be false. I would do exactly the same thing again, even knowing what I know now.

How exactly was it worded when these people (person??) asked for monetary donations?

You're right that being compassionate is never wrong.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

......I wondered how SDGirl87 became the supposed ring leader for the DC, and the advocate for the TexFam. My original understanding was that she knew them.

SDGirl78, to clarify, was pretty much "drafted" into being the point person with the "family" in the whole Sunnie fiasco. It could have just as easily been me or Wanky or Carol or anyone else that was concerned and taken in by the drama of the situation.

SDGirl78 doesn't need to be critiqued on this - she followed her heart and her conscience, just like a lot of the rest of us that got caught up in it.

Anyone want to get back to bashing on the spewgram or inciting the Elves to do something unorthodox????

[Conceptis]

Wait...there's a cheerleader (SDgirl) with sexual tension with the jock (jake), and someone sitting in the back corner of the classroom in a detached demeanor, complaining that this is just a popularity contest (Conceptis). There's also the charming art student (Wonks), the class volunteer (trixie)...All surrounded by people wearing 80's fashion. We're a happy DC High School.

The elves claim the class mascot stereotype.

Now that's funny! Kudos.

[SDGirl87]

......I wondered how SDGirl87 became the supposed ring leader for the DC, and the advocate for the TexFam. My original understanding was that she knew them.


I was the MESSENGER for the TexFamily.

I'm not exactly sure how it happened, but it was decided that rather than have 150 people bombarding the Tex family with emails, PMs etc...that one person would be the contact person. "Mike" agreed that it was best to have one person, and through conversations in the chat room (which was open to just about everyone who asked), somehow that person chosen was me.

I had direct communication several times a day with "Beth", the family friend who was "at the hospital" with them, and/or was getting regular updates via phone from "Mike". She also said that her husband "James" spent one night at the hospital with "Mike" and "Holly's brother" (who's name I never thought to ask for). Her information was supposedly first hand and relayed directly to me, and then I posted it here.

I was not an advocate. I was a voice.

[DeeTroit]

Not to offend anyone either...but would you newbies please go back and re-read the posts and catch up before asking questions that can be answered by a little reading?

BTW, here's to big hair, banana clips, Chaka Khan, Cameo, Mtume, Ashford and Simpson... Guess where I lived in the 80's? Here's to breakdancing and parachute pants baby! LOL. I have hidden all yearbooks and pics from my kids...Oh yeah, J&J sucked then too! They've come full circle.

[Wabbitsd]

Look, we've run over this whole scam scheme scenario several times. You can read what is still on the back pages if you need more.

If you have issues with someone, why don't you PM that person, and try to get your answers there. If they are interested in answering you, they will. But again, these same people have been over it several times.

If you weren't here while it was happening, it probably shouldn't matter much to you, right?

[Conceptis]

Did anyone see the newspaper this morning? There was a little mention that the busiest person in local radio is Dalena. After her shift on JJ she does two different shifts on us95.7.

Just thought I'd mention it.

[DreamerGal]

......I wondered how SDGirl87 became the supposed ring leader for the DC, and the advocate for the TexFam. My original understanding was that she knew them.

What made you think that she knew them?

[Wabbitsd]

Dilbert? Paging Dilbert? Dilbert? Paging Dilbert?

[DeeTroit]

Conceptis, you forgot L-not -- the annoying kid that moved to the school halfway into the year and is desperately trying to fit in.

[Wabbitsd]

Conceptis, so what do you think of Delana?

[SDGirl87]

How exactly was it worded when these people (person??) asked for monetary donations?

You're right that being compassionate is never wrong.

I'm sorry, I don't ever recall saying that anyone was asked for monetary donations. Of course, I could be mistaken...the last few days have been a little busy. In fact, I clearly recall saying that NO ONE was asking for money. As for my conversations with "Beth", while I'm more than happy to share the gist of them, I don't feel that it would be productive to relay everything that was said to me...especially since it was all lies anyway.

May I ask why you feel the need to be dredging all of this up LONG after the rest of us have tried to move on? Everything you could need to know is there in the posts.

It's time to put this to rest and get the board back to what it's intent is...afterall, Tommy has the 3 day starting tomorrow. Surely there are more pressing interests than yesterday's news and hoaxes.

[Layla]

I was wondering. If Delana was supposed to fill in for Laura, why is she still there now that Laura is back? Do you think people like Delana? I wonder how well she'll do on that toher station? Don't they play country music? I think it may be a different format than Star 94.1.

[Conceptis]

Conceptis, so what do you think of Delana?

I like her. She is breath of fresh air, and after reading about her this morning I have a lot of respect for her and her work ethic.

[Wabbitsd]

LOL!!!!

I ask, I receive!

Do you think Laura will fill in for Delana when Delana gets really busy?

[Sapphie]

I joined the board to be an active participant in "fathead bashing" The man is a fungi that can be found virtually everywhere, indoors and outdoors. How do you know if you have a mold/fungi problem in your home or neighborhood? Follow your nose. A musty of earthy smell often indicates the presence of FH and should be dealt with immediately!

Ok...<grabs pom-poms from whoever was holding them last>....I officially welcome you Listenernot....!! :)

My two cents worth... (a humble and personal opinion).. I joined this forum in July because I'd lurked for a long while and had been impressed with the caustic wit and often-hilarious, clever, funny and articulate comments and observations from some of the long term posters here...I found this thread because I, (like the large majority of you) had become disillusioned with the whole Jeff and Jer Shamgram ...it seemed like the perfect venue to vent and bash and generally add a few laughs to my day....cheap entertainment at the expense of others. Not a very Christian attitude to be sure but I never claim to be perfect! There was a time, recently, when this thread seemed in danger of becoming a chat room/support group and I PM'd one of the more illustrious posters on this board in a panic asking what all the madness was about...the reply I got assured me that it would all settle down and that 'caustic' would soon return...and that "person" (we are all anonymous here, right?) was right!....not that there's anything wrong with chat room/support groups either...it's just not what I thought this forum was supposed to be about nor what I joined for....that said....I love you all and welcome everybody!

[DeeTroit]

OH Gawd Wabbit, now look what you've done!!!! Take it back , please!

[zodiac]

Layla, that was funny in a don't-go-there sort of way!! Good job!

[DreamerGal]

I was wondering. If Delana was supposed to fill in for Laura, why is she still there now that Laura is back? Do you think people like Delana? I wonder how well she'll do on that toher station? Don't they play country music? I think it may be a different format than Star 94.1.

Dil? Dilbert, is that you? :lmfao:

[Conceptis]

LOL!!!!

I ask, I receive!

Do you think Laura will fill in for Delana when Delana gets really busy?

Your wish is my command.

Not on us95.7.

[zodiac]

Do you think that Laura should move out of Tommy's house?
What do you think his fiance Michelle thinks of her living there?
Do you think Dave might take her back since she's been sober since March? She seems like a good woman and Dave should just forgive her.

[Wabbitsd]

Layla, I have to say, I did laugh out loud with that post. You nailed it!!!

[DeeTroit]

I'm picking up my piece of cardboard and going home now....

[Wabbitsd]

zodiac, I was just wondering, do we think Dave and Laura will really go to court on their next appointed date? After all, it was moved forward at least once.

Dee, no-you-don't, young lady. You sit yourself right down and you WILL ENJOY YOURSELF even if I have to slap you silly into next week to make sure you will.

[Layla]

Do you think that Laura should move out of Tommy's house?
What do you think his fiance Michelle thinks of her living there?
Do you think Dave might take her back since she's been sober since March? She seems like a good woman and Dave should just forgive her.

She has done her time in rehab. It takes a strong woman to be thrown in rehab. I think Dave should see that and give her another chance. Laura is obviously trying her best to be a better person.

[SDGirl87]

zodiac, I was just wondering, do we think Dave and Laura will really go to court on their next appointed date? After all, it was moved forward at least once.

Dee, no-you-don't, young lady. You sit yourself right down and you WILL ENJOY YOURSELF even if I have to slap you silly into next week to make sure you will.


I'll give ya the pom poms to play with if you like :) They're a lot of fun...and these are nice and clean and new.

[DeeTroit]

LOL wabbit, maybe it will clear all those 80's flashbacks out of my head!

[zodiac]

She has done her time in rehab. It takes a strong woman to be thrown in rehab. I think Dave should see that and give her another chance. Laura is obviously trying her best to be a better person.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who notices that she is a changed woman, wife and mother. What the hell is wrong with Dave that he can't see that?

[Listenernot]

L-not, baby. Did you have a bunch o coffee this am?


Au contrare, Redbull! LBM drink of choice, for the time being

[Wabbitsd]

Layla you are so right. It takes a strong woman to be thrown in rehab. It takes a stronger woman to work on her calf muscles and ride up and down the boardwalk at Newport Beach avoiding the bars and liquor stores. She wasn't photographed actually entering the bar and or liquor store, so she is a better person for it. However, don't be looking in the bottom of her dirty laundry basket inside the closet she has commandeered away from FH. You might be surrpised what is in there, along with the little lighters she buys for her kids and all those pocket knives, razor blades and small mirrors.

[Wabbitsd]

WAS THAT A CLUE? Redbull? Wait, L-not...did you actually pay for the Redbull, or did some teenagers offer to buy it for you when you got to the counter and said you had no dough?

[Layla]

Laura has sacrafised everything for Dave, including putting her babies to bed every night. She even did him a favor and went through the mess in the garage. She even took the time to put up decorations that she liked for Halloween while he way away. Surely he must see how hard she is trying to be selfless?

[Wabbitsd]

I'm crying. first it was about Delilah, that stinkin song, now it's about thinking of LBM wading through boxes of whatnot in the garage to pick out halloween stuff to plaster on the walls.

My burning question: ARE THE DECORATIONS STILL THERE? Will they be there after Xmas?

[Sapphie]

She wasn't photographed actually entering the bar and or liquor store,

Wonk...do you have anything??

[zodiac]

Do you think mabye Dave was the one who failed the marriage?
Maybe he had a drug problem and was about to get caught and threw his wife under the bus to save himself?
Did ya ever think of that??

[J&JSuck]

I listened to them this morning. I don't know why, I guess I like knowing what's going on with them "for some reason." I wanted to time them to see how long it would be before somebody said something inappropriate. It took LBM all of about 3 seconds to say "itchy down there." I turned the radio off.

[Sapphie]

My burning question: ARE THE DECORATIONS STILL THERE? Will they be there after Xmas?

I thought Laura was the decorations

[Listenernot]

Conceptis, you forgot L-not -- the annoying kid that moved to the school halfway into the year and is desperately trying to fit in.


It appears you moved in halfway thru last semester-really hard to adjust isn't it. Especially when you moved here from the East Coast..DeeTroit? Personally I'm a native San Diegan.

[Wabbitsd]

Zode, baby. NO. I never thought of that. Now I will. But I won't mention it for weeks, ok? LOL!

[Wabbitsd]

So, who is selling the 'shrooms that Concept and L-not are trippin on?

[Layla]

Do you guys remember the story of why dave quit flying? Laura said that Charlie drew a picture of Daves plane and charlie crying, and so Laura said he had to quit.

Maybe Charlie the super kid should have drawn Laura snorting a line...

[cattychathy]

Wait...there's a cheerleader (SDgirl) with sexual tension with the jock (jake), and someone sitting in the back corner of the classroom in a detached demeanor, complaining that this is just a popularity contest (Conceptis). There's also the charming art student (Wonks), the class volunteer (trixie)...All surrounded by people wearing 80's fashion. We're a happy DC High School.

The elves claim the class mascot stereotype.

And Dilbert, the cl-a$$clown who had to transfer to another school.

[DeeTroit]

It appears you moved in halfway thru last semester-really hard to adjust isn't it. Especially when you moved here from the East Coast..DeeTroit? Personally I'm a native San Diegan.

Oh No, now you're trying to start that "East Coast" "West Coast" Thing? LOL, meet me in the parking lot after school darlin, we'll have a dance-off. :rolleyes:

[Sapphie]

I listen, (on and off) to the noshowgram most mornings...(gotta have fodder, right?)...the radio is on in the background during morning ablutions...did I really hear that Jeff brought the new foster baby in to the station?...or was that another pre-taped bit they did?

[Wabbitsd]

NOW. That's entertainment. did he happen to mention the agency he went through? If so, that probably means he got a $50 off coupon for doing so.

[Listenernot]

OH Gawd Wabbit, now look what you've done!!!! Take it back , please!



Wow, I can't wait to be an "old timer" like you! Five months on the board, that makes you have seniority! I am not worthy.

[Sapphie]

Do you guys remember the story of why dave quit flying? Laura said that Charlie drew a picture of Daves plane and charlie crying, and so Laura said he had to quit.

Maybe Charlie the super kid should have drawn Laura snorting a line...

Maybe that was really Charlie's picture that was posted here a few pages ago...the one that was supposedly drawn by one of the pretend Davenports....

[J&JSuck]

Do you think Jeff and Kristin will adopt one of the foster babies? They seem like such nice people with good hearts.

[GGmami]

Anyone else here interested in meeting up at this race? Is it as crazy as the American Cancer Society Making Strides walk? That was 20,000+ walkers and very crowded!

I'm off to check out details on this one -

I would be up for trying to meet up with anyone who wants. Last year,I had trouble finding my parents there, because it was so crowded. Also, just a warning there is NO parking anywhere remotely close.

[Listenernot]

Ok...<grabs pom-poms from whoever was holding them last>....I officially welcome you Listenernot....!! :)

My two cents worth... (a humble and personal opinion).. I joined this forum in July because I'd lurked for a long while and had been impressed with the caustic wit and often-hilarious, clever, funny and articulate comments and observations from some of the long term posters here...I found this thread because I, (like the large majority of you) had become disillusioned with the whole Jeff and Jer Shamgram ...it seemed like the perfect venue to vent and bash and generally add a few laughs to my day....cheap entertainment at the expense of others. Not a very Christian attitude to be sure but I never claim to be perfect! There was a time, recently, when this thread seemed in danger of becoming a chat room/support group and I PM'd one of the more illustrious posters on this board in a panic asking what all the madness was about...the reply I got assured me that it would all settle down and that 'caustic' would soon return...and that "person" (we are all anonymous here, right?) was right!....not that there's anything wrong with chat room/support groups either...it's just not what I thought this forum was supposed to be about nor what I joined for....that said....I love you all and welcome everybody!

Yes! Back to the roots of your original reason to join the board! I even had a bumper sticker on my car and had to use nail polish remover to take off the hellish thing.

[Listenernot]

Oh No, now you're trying to start that "East Coast" "West Coast" Thing? LOL, meet me in the parking lot after school darlin, we'll have a dance-off. :rolleyes:


I wouldn't be laughing if I were originally from Detroit.
LOL

[wonkatania]

Alright, Alright. Settle down childen. Don't make me go back there!!!!

It occurs to me that Conceptis and Listenernot MIGHT be from the Spewgram. And are here messing with us. I might be wrong, and I hope I am. What do you think?

[SDGirl87]

Alright, Alright. Settle down childen. Don't make me go back there!!!!

It occurs to me that Conceptis and Listenernot MIGHT be from the Spewgram. And are here messing with us. I might be wrong, and I hope I am. What do you think?


I try not to think after 12:00 p.m. The intelligence brain cells are seriously limited...so I gotta preserve.

[Listenernot]

WAS THAT A CLUE? Redbull? Wait, L-not...did you actually pay for the Redbull, or did some teenagers offer to buy it for you when you got to the counter and said you had no dough?


I walked in and walked out of the 7-11 without paying for it, just like LBM did a few years back. When the cashier walked up to me and asked me why did you walk out of the store without paying for your redbull, I told him, because I forgot my wallet.
The cashier actually let me have it for free! Can you imagine that. I think he likes my blonde hair. or maybe it's the buck teeth, not sure.

[Sapphie]

I wouldn't be laughing if I were originally from Detroit.
LOL

I lived in Detroit for a year...(very scary driving anywhere south of nine-mile road)..but it wasn't all bad...J and J had a show there too.

[Listenernot]

I try not to think after 12:00 p.m. The intelligence brain cells are seriously limited...so I gotta preserve.



Now that's funny.

[DeeTroit]

Wow, I can't wait to be an "old timer" like you! Five months on the board, that makes you have seniority! I am not worthy.

Oooh, so you're going to be one of "those" newbies.. rest assured, I get very bored by your type so please do whatever makes you feel best. Are you a "gotta have the last word" type? Kewl dude, have it. I have nothing to prove. A day on the board and you already have an attitude, you must be young or insecure or perhaps both. Either way, I'm bored by this.:rolleyes:

Since you're a NATIVE San Diegan, that means I was probably turning the station off of Jeff and Jer before you had ever heard of them, so yeah, I AM and oldtimer, just not posting. I think they went by St. James (as in Jerry st. James)and Harper "back in the day". As I said earlier, they sucked then too.

If you want to come and pick fights :boxing: or try to prove yourself, knock yourself out, I'm here to get a laugh in my day and be willing to take a risk and help someone or give someone an encouraging word when they need it. BUH-BYE L :wavey2:

[SDGirl87]

Pom Poms anyone?

[Wabbitsd]

Wonk...you are so many things...wonderful, a great dancer, wrong, you ain't.

[Wabbitsd]

Time out, time out.

Who's calling whom an old timer? Did we invite JERRY to the board?

[Jer]

Do you guys remember the story of why dave quit flying? Laura said that Charlie drew a picture of Daves plane and charlie crying, and so Laura said he had to quit.

Maybe Charlie the super kid should have drawn Laura snorting a line...

As I recall no specific reason given, although many have speculated that leaving a meth-aholic mom at home with kids while out of town for a couple days might not be the best idea.

But who knows. Sad thing for us is that Laura's not the one to embark on a new career. I mean, other than promoting herself to chim-chim's caretaker.

[Layla]

As I recall no specific reason given, although many have speculated that leaving a meth-aholic mom at home with kids while out of town for a couple days might not be the best idea.

But who knows. Sad thing for us is that Laura's not the one to embark on a new career. I mean, other than promoting herself to chim-chim's caretaker.

She told the story on one of her news appearances. The same one where she showed off her Brdon kitchen and siad she was going to cook and Dave rooled his eyes.

[Conceptis]

I don't know how many times I have to defend myself and say that I am not with the spamgram.

[Listenernot]

Wonk...you are so many things...wonderful, a great dancer, wrong, you ain't.


Oh but he is funny! you forgot that one.

[Wabbitsd]

Conceptis, you aren't quite blue in the face. Try harder.

L-not...did I forget? Thanks for catching the bathwater and the baby.

[11ListenerNot]

So, who is selling the 'shrooms that Concept and L-not are trippin on?
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Please don't get 11listenernot and listenernot mixed up. I'm not trippin on anything, yet. I'll be seeing LBM later this afternoon ha ha

[GGmami]

I love this board!
Wabbit you are so funny. Your comments are cracking me up!

SDGirl, don't worry. Everyone who has been here for a while know what kind of person you are. Nobody believes that you had anything to do with the Tex-Mess (somebody else came up with that term, but it made me laugh ...like Tex-Mex).

[Listenernot]

So, who is selling the 'shrooms that Concept and L-not are trippin on?


I bought them from LBM when I bumped into her in the back of the 7-11 in the College Area. Right after I took the Red Bull without paying for it.
I put them in a brownie mix and home and I've gotta say, didn't taste a thing!

[DreamerGal]

Do you think Laura likes to stay in hotels? I was wondering because she seems to take her kids to hotels sometimes.

Also, do you think Tommy does things like walking in the 3-day or Breaking and Entering Christmas because he wants to do nice things for people, or does it seem like he wants people to think he's cool?

[Wabbitsd]

11Listenernot. man. I do have you confuddled. The troll is tryin to steal your name? Horsefeathers!

[Conceptis]

Conceptis, you aren't quite blue in the face. Try harder.

L-not...did I forget? Thanks for catching the bathwater and the baby.

Wabbit you are really on a roll. LMAO

[Layla]

I was thinking? Do you think Laura might have a spending problem? Mybe that is why Dave threw her out in the cold? He just doesn't understand that a woman NEEDS to shop.

Has Tommy been trying to lose weight? I think he looks perfect in his XXXL Grey T's with grease stains on the belly, but maybe he is trying to tone up and that is why he is walking so much?

[Wabbitsd]

conceptis...dear, look behind you, I think you will find it.

I was also wondering, do you think Tommy should maybe get like a skateboard ramp and a tramp (oline) the other is already provided...for his front yard so he can be "the cool dad" on the block?

[Conceptis]

conceptis...dear, look behind you, I think you will find it.

What?

Oh shoot, you made me look.

[IZZY]

Do you guys remember the story of why dave quit flying? Laura said that Charlie drew a picture of Daves plane and charlie crying, and so Laura said he had to quit.

Maybe Charlie the super kid should have drawn Laura snorting a line...


Layla, I have to give it to you that was hilarious!

[DreamerGal]

Has Tommy been trying to lose weight? I think he looks perfect in his XXXL Grey T's with grease stains on the belly, but maybe he is trying to tone up and that is why he is walking so much?

What Tommy doesn't realize is that many women would KILL for that kind of cleavage! (Remember how fetching he looked in that apron on Tubby Tube?) Why is nobody ever satisfied with themselves, huh?

[Listenernot]

Conceptis, you aren't quite blue in the face. Try harder.

L-not...did I forget? Thanks for catching the bathwater and the baby.



After a few hours of being abused and judged, I must say all of you are the nicest people in the world! Willing to help out a dying mother and baby any way you can...but unwilling to accept a new person into your little "club" Maybe we are all members of the showgram, making up false identities and multiple screen names..the concept blows me away! This will be my last post, but I will certainly continue to read the hilarious antics of SDgirl87, being a "messenger" for the sick and needy. Did it ever occur to you that Surfing Texan might have been a member of the showgram, and they really pulled a hilarious joke on all of you. I will reread the posts and laugh my a$$ off at all of you, especially the amazing, kind and wonderful SDGirl87 for her kind and charitable nature.
Have a nice life!!!:stupid:

[InvisibleElf]

Conceptis, you aren't quite blue in the face. Try harder.

L-not...did I forget? Thanks for catching the bathwater and the baby.

About Conceptis, I think its more of a cynical-contrarian attitude that infiltrator.
Negative Elf is a fan of Conceptis. (Negative Elf doesn't have much friends either, but that's another story)

But L-not (not 11L-Not) sure has some Dilbertian/"Tex-Mess"ian overtones.

[Wabbitsd]

L-not, our lives will be so much less without you. Why did you feel compelled to hijack someone's name? Why did you feel the need to attack someone so quickly with no reason? These and so many other questions will remain unanswered. Adeiu, farewell, goodbye, parting is such sweet sorrow.

[GGmami]

After a few hours of being abused and judged, I must say all of you are the nicest people in the world! Willing to help out a dying mother and baby any way you can...but unwilling to accept a new person into your little "club" Maybe we are all members of the showgram, making up false identities and multiple screen names..the concept blows me away! This will be my last post, but I will certainly continue to read the hilarious antics of SDgirl87, being a "messenger" for the sick and needy. Did it ever occur to you that Surfing Texan might have been a member of the showgram, and they really pulled a hilarious joke on all of you. I will reread the posts and laugh my a$$ off at all of you, especially the amazing, kind and wonderful SDGirl87 for her kind and charitable nature.
Have a nice life!!!:stupid:

Bu bye we'll miss you Dilbert.:wavey2:

[Listenernot]

Bu bye we'll miss you Dilbert.:wavey2:


But I won't miss you, I'll be laughing at you.
Oh I didn't tell you, I'm really Surfin Texan!

[Layla]

After a few hours of being abused and judged, I must say all of you are the nicest people in the world! Willing to help out a dying mother and baby any way you can...but unwilling to accept a new person into your little "club" Maybe we are all members of the showgram, making up false identities and multiple screen names..the concept blows me away! This will be my last post, but I will certainly continue to read the hilarious antics of SDgirl87, being a "messenger" for the sick and needy. Did it ever occur to you that Surfing Texan might have been a member of the showgram, and they really pulled a hilarious joke on all of you. I will reread the posts and laugh my a$$ off at all of you, especially the amazing, kind and wonderful SDGirl87 for her kind and charitable nature.
Have a nice life!!!:stupid:

No, it never occured to me, but only because they never do anything they won't get credit for.

We'll miss you ListenerNot...NOT.

[Wabbitsd]

WHAT a startling revelation.

and you already lied like a rug. That other was your last post, remember?

Scoot now, be gone. before a house falls on YOU TOO!

[Listenernot]

L-not, our lives will be so much less without you. Why did you feel compelled to hijack someone's name? Why did you feel the need to attack someone so quickly with no reason? These and so many other questions will remain unanswered. Adeiu, farewell, goodbye, parting is such sweet sorrow.


One more answer and that's all you get, Because she just fell off the turnip truck, one beer short of a six pack, the list goes on.
You don't go to all that effort trying to help someone you don't know...think about it, I realize that's tough for you to do.

[zodiac]

But I won't miss you, I'll be laughing at you.
Oh I didn't tell you, I'm really Surfin Texan!

We already knew that.

[Mom2ThreeBoys]

Post 12539:

I talked to FriendTex and have an update on Sunnie:
<edit>
There may be some significant expenses in the near future, due to the early arrival of Eleanor. We will keep you posted if that need arises.

Post 13294:
I'm sorry, I don't ever recall saying that anyone was asked for monetary donations. Of course, I could be mistaken...
I think the first post above is creating the concern. The first mention of finances came in the middle of an update by SDGirl87. I didn’t think anyone would appreciate it if I screamed “SCAM ALERT!”, so I immediately asked why the military wouldn’t cover everything.

[Wabbitsd]

L-not...in the scheme of life, which you do not understand nor appreciate, I'd prefer to have a million like her, yet I would prefer to have NONE of your ilk in the world. Thugs like you leave a stench that makes the world less of a wonderful place. :wavey2: hike on outta here.

[11ListenerNot]

11Listenernot. man. I do have you confuddled. The troll is tryin to steal your name? Horsefeathers!
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I had a feeling that there might be some confusion in all of this mess. I'm not an old timer like you, but not a newby either. Kinda in the middle!

[InvisibleElf]

I knew there would be an use for all these leftover "bulge-upgrading" rotten tomatoes!
We were saving them to "encourage" FH to finish the walk...but L-Not has given us an idea :idea:

[Layla]

One more answer and that's all you get, Because she just fell off the turnip truck, one beer short of a six pack, the list goes on.
You don't go to all that effort trying to help someone you don't know...think about it, I realize that's tough for you to do.
You're amazing L-NOT. You're right. No one would EVER help anyone they didn't know. I mean, look at all the people with no place to go during the fires. And Katrina! No one showed up to help them! Look at poor BECKY! Poor Becky and all those other battered women who no one will help. All the poor cancer victims with no strangers walking to raise money to help.

Nope, no one would ever...

[Conceptis]

Can anyone say Caustic?

[Layla]

Can anyone say Caustic?
Now now, Word of the Day belongs to our leader SDGirl

[Wabbitsd]

Conceptis, who me? Now, I think that's the nicest thing you've said to me all day! Thanks!

11Listener...my apologies to you.

[InvisibleElf]

Can anyone say Caustic?

CCCaaa...usssm...DARN!)

CCauuuss...teee..mchc....(almost got it!)

CCCCaauuuzzzzz....tilicious.

Nope. Sorry. We tried, though.

[Listenernot]

You're amazing L-NOT. You're right. No one would EVER help anyone they didn't know. I mean, look at all the people with no place to go during the fires. And Katrina! No one showed up to help them! Look at poor BECKY! Poor Becky and all those other battered women who no one will help. All the poor cancer victims with no strangers walking to raise money to help.

Nope, no one would ever...


You can see them...the need is real..what kind of dumba$$ would help someone over email...she never even visited her in the hospital..or asked what hospital she was staying in? Just talked to someone on the phone? The whole thing doesn't make any sense..but you all believe it, and you know? We all have our own reality, even if it's made up.

[Listenernot]

Now now, Word of the Day belongs to our leader SDGirl


Can we all say, "Jim Jones"

[Wabbitsd]

L-not...geeze. How can we miss you if you won't go away?

[InvisibleElf]

Can we all say, "Jim Jones"

LET ME TRY! LET ME TRY!

Jiiiim Joooone....GO AWAY ALREADY!

[Layla]

You can see them...the need is real..what kind of dumba$$ would help someone over email...she never even visited her in the hospital..or asked what hospital she was staying in? Just talked to someone on the phone? The whole thing doesn't make any sense..but you all believe it, and you know? We all have our own reality, even if it's made up.

Wow, you must have missed the part where she went to the hospital to verify things. Where she actually spoke to Beth, a living person. Where she (and others) were give home and cell phone numbers. It wasn't all email.

Weren't you leaving? Lying again.

[SDGirl87]

One more answer and that's all you get, Because she just fell off the turnip truck, one beer short of a six pack, the list goes on.
You don't go to all that effort trying to help someone you don't know...think about it, I realize that's tough for you to do.


See...now L-Not...that's where you're wrong. But since you don't know me or anything about me...I can see how a mistake could be made. Do not take my kindess for weakness though. I am neither unintelligent nor fragile.

See, I'm a Christian that actually LIVES my faith, not just speaks it. If someone needs help and I believe that they're being truthful with me, I'll do anything in my power to help them. I prefer to do it behind the scenes without any recognition, but sometimes that's not possible. I actually DO believe in the golden rule and reaping what I sow. I choose to sow kindness and compassion. Eventually some day, it will be my turn to need something, and hopefully someone will be there to pick me up. Even if they're not though, it's ok.

So, in the vein of christian charity, I wish you joy and peace in your journey, wherever it may take you. I hope that this has been the BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE... C-YA!

[GGmami]

Shall we all put L-not on ignore, seeing as how she is not following through on her promise to never post again?

[Layla]

Can we all say, "Jim Jones"

MMM mmm...that Kool-aid sure is tasty. SDGirl, may I have another?

[Wabbitsd]

How many goodbye songs can we sing to our good pal L-not?

Bye Bye Love, bye bye sweet caress, hello lonliness...

[Listenernot]

L-not...geeze. How can we miss you if you won't go away?


I know, it's like arguing with an abusive wife/husband, you can't win and they will continue to abuse and judge you no matter what you say...that is the experience I've had posting on the board...amazing how you all claim to be so nice-go ahead and continue bashing me, or maybe you should get back to bashing Tommy, Laura or whoever,,,you just need someone, anyone to bash.
I am done this time. I thought it would be fun to bash Tommy, but the real deal is you enjoy bashing people who want to join the board...and your fearless leader is some dumba$$ who led you to believe you were going to help "one of your own."
An innocent person cannot even join the board...and conceptis, if I were you I wouldn't continue to post, they are accusing you of being a show gram member. Why would you want to continue to be abused like that,,,your whole board is CRAZY.
:bandit:

[Carol]

Did it ever occur to you that Surfing Texan might have been a member of the showgram, and they really pulled a hilarious joke on all of you.

Only the showgram would find a made up story about a poor woman dying in a hospital room leaving behind 4 children, while her husband stood by her side willing to give up his own life yet not being able to do anything a "hilarious joke".

Listenernot, please go ahead and explain to me which part of the hoax you found the most hilarious? Was it the part where people were willing to do almost anything to throw a "little boy" a birthday party with out question? Or perhaps it was the part where someone was "fighting for their life to stay alive"? I fail to see the part that is funny. Sure, someone lied, made up a horiffic story and we belived that this person was telling the truth. Perhaps you are suggesting it would have been better for us to not believe a word they said- - - - "Oh, really? You have a heart condition UH HUH SURE!" "Prove it!!" ----"Oh, your wife is dying? RIIIGGHHHHTTTT. TELL IT TO SOMEONE WHO CARES BUDDY!!" Are those the correct responses...

So, Listenernot...tell me, what was funny?

[Layla]

There's nothing left to try
Though it's gonna hurt us both
There's no other way than to say good-bye

[Wabbitsd]

I think I am the only one who claimed to be super nice. The others here only act that way.

[Jer]

Just thought I'd throw it out there. :fro:

[Wabbitsd]

Here, L-not. I'll give you this: a way to leave gracefully, a way to leave them all laughing:

"I sent the club a wire stating, Please accept my resignation. I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member."

just credit groucho on your way out the door.

[Listenernot]

Only the showgram would find a made up story about a poor woman dying in a hospital room leaving behind 4 children, while her husband stood by her side willing to give up his own life yet not being able to do anything a "hilarious joke".

Listenernot, please go ahead and explain to me which part of the hoax you found the most hilarious? Was it the part where people were willing to do almost anything to throw a "little boy" a birthday party with out question? Or perhaps it was the part where someone was "fighting for their life to stay alive"? I fail to see the part that is funny. Sure, someone lied, made up a horiffic story and we belived that this person was telling the truth. Perhaps you are suggesting it would have been better for us to not believe a word they said- - - - "Oh, really? You have a heart condition UH HUH SURE!" "Prove it!!" ----"Oh, your wife is dying? RIIIGGHHHHTTTT. TELL IT TO SOMEONE WHO CARES BUDDY!!" Are those the correct responses...

So, Listenernot...tell me, what was funny?


I found it hilarious that you bought into the bulls*it..yes, I think someone should have verified the story, especially "the messenger" was that a movie? who was feeding it to you.

[Carol]

And how would have have proven that this was not a hoax?

ALLSSOOO, you failed to explain what part was funny. You mentioned we followed blindly yet you did not explain how that is HILARIOUS to you? Trusting someone is funny?

[Layla]

Look at the sky baby, see how it cries?
Ain't it just like my tears
Fallin' down like rain on the ground
Every time you say goodbye

[Wabbitsd]

Jer, not a bad contribution, love your photo.

[Wabbitsd]

If ever I should leave you, it wouldn't be in autumn ...(well, maybe really, yes, it would be)

[Listenernot]

And how would you have done that?


If I were "the messenger" before posting all that crap I would have gone to the hospital and verified all of this was actually real. I'm going to read all the previous posts of this SDGirl87 as yes I do think they are funny, in a sad way, that someone could be so naive and gullible...
You people should be banning her for the reason that she is just so naive and posted all that crap.
Why don't all of you go back and read her posts, where she says this person is a "friend" I mean I seriously thought they were family or something..I know that probably 50% percent of those reading my posts agree with me, but are too afraid to say anything because you will be "black balled" from this board.
How ridiculous!!

[Wabbitsd]

So Long, Farewell....(I am feeling kinda deja vu-ish here)

[DreamerGal]

If I were "the messenger" before posting all that crap I would have gone to the hospital and verified all of this was actually real. I'm going to read all the previous posts of this SDGirl87 as yes I do think they are funny, in a sad way, that someone could be so naive and gullible...
You people should be banning her for the reason that she is just so naive and posted all that crap.
Why don't all of you go back and read her posts, where she says this person is a "friend" I mean I seriously thought they were family or something..I know that probably 50% percent of those reading my posts agree with me, but are too afraid to say anything because you will be "black balled" from this board.
How ridiculous!!

Why are you so angry L-Not? Is it something we said?

[Wabbitsd]

Cats and Dogs Living together, mass hysteria.

[SDGirl87]

I've decided that today...kool aid will no longer suffice. Sangria at 6:00. It is so ordered.

Please raise your glass towards Scripps/UCSD and toast our sweet Sunnie. It seems appropriate.

[Wabbitsd]

L-not, surely you have some other form of self-promotion that you can fall back on, since your ability to lift up and support your fellow human beings is a little lacking.

Couldn't you maybe kick someone who thinks you like them in the shins?

[Carol]

If I were "the messenger" before posting all that crap I would have gone to the hospital and verified all of this was actually real. I'm going to read all the previous posts of this SDGirl87 as yes I do think they are funny, in a sad way, that someone could be so naive and gullible...
You people should be banning her for the reason that she is just so naive and posted all that crap.


I think someone might be bored at work :rolleyes:

If my husband got on this board to tell people I talk to on a regular basis that my life was in danger, and I was in the hospital, then some random from the board asked to stop by the hospital just to make sure he was telling the truth...

Do you think that would happen? Hell no!

If a random person ont he internet went by the hosptial to check up on their "friend"

Do you think the hospital would let that happen? Hell no!

Sometimes you have to take a persons word as truth, and in doing that you sometimes get burned. No big deal, some people lie, some people really do run into trouble and the support from "strangers" on the internet does help them. Not trust a word ANYONE says can lead a person to a dark place.......and then they just end up being trolls on the internet with nothing better to do then bitch at people they do not know.

[Listenernot]

I've decided that today...kool aid will no longer suffice. Sangria at 6:00. It is so ordered.

Please raise your glass towards Scripps/UCSD and toast our sweet Sunnie. It seems appropriate.



You more than anyone, certainly needs a drink...at the very least. Might try a triple vodka.

[DreamerGal]

If I were "the messenger" before posting all that crap I would have gone to the hospital and verified all of this was actually real. I'm going to read all the previous posts of this SDGirl87 as yes I do think they are funny, in a sad way, that someone could be so naive and gullible...
You people should be banning her for the reason that she is just so naive and posted all that crap.
Why don't all of you go back and read her posts, where she says this person is a "friend" I mean I seriously thought they were family or something..I know that probably 50% percent of those reading my posts agree with me, but are too afraid to say anything because you will be "black balled" from this board.
How ridiculous!!

We don't ban for naivete. Do we? Dilbert tendencies, yes. But naievete? I don't think so ...

[Wabbitsd]

(politely raucous applause with properly gloved hands for Carol...)

[SDGirl87]

You more than anyone, certainly needs a drink...at the very least. Might try a triple vodka.


Thanks for your concern, especially since I'm a stranger on the internet and all. I appreciate you stepping out there and offering me kindness. I'm touched.

(will someone please tell me why I am hearing the Sound of Music soundtrack running through my head?? Did that stupid #9 turn it on AGAIN???)

[Layla]

Goodbye
Goodbye
And then to your dismay
You turned your head one day
Goodbye
Goodbye

[DeeTroit]

Ok, I'm looking for that ignore button. Perhaps Sam Kinison was reincarnated and came back as L-snot?

[Layla]

Cause you taught me a lot about leavin
Won't even have to try
So here's your lesson in heartache and grievin
And a chance for you to cry
Cause it's time you learned about goodbye

[Jer]

I am done this time.


Somebody's starting to sound like Rain Man.

"This is my last post. Last post. I mean it. I mean it. 5 minutes till Wapner. This is my last post."

:toxic:

[Listenernot]

Thanks for your concern, especially since I'm a stranger on the internet and all. I appreciate you stepping out there and offering me kindness. I'm touched.

(will someone please tell me why I am hearing the Sound of Music soundtrack running through my head?? Did that stupid #9 turn it on AGAIN???)


No you are hearing The Wizard of Oz "If I only had a Brain' running through your head.

[DreamerGal]

I'm leaving ... on a jet plane ... la, la, la ...

[SDGirl87]

Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on.

Far across the distance
and spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.

Near, Far,
wherever you are,
I believe that the heart does go on.

Once more, you opened the door
And you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.

Love can touch us one time
and last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're gone.

Love was when I loved you,
one true time to hold on to
In my life we'll always go on.

Near, far,
wherever you are,
I believe that the heart does go on.

Once more, you opened the door
And you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.

You're here, there's nothing I fear
And I know that my heart will go on.
We'll stay, forever this way
You are safe in my heart

and my heart will go on and on.

[Wabbitsd]

L-SNOT?

ohmylord....too funny.

[Listenernot]

Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you
That is how I know you go on.

Far across the distance
and spaces between us
You have come to show you go on.

Near, Far,
wherever you are,
I believe that the heart does go on.

Once more, you opened the door
And you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.

Love can touch us one time
and last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're gone.

Love was when I loved you,
one true time to hold on to
In my life we'll always go on.

Near, far,
wherever you are,
I believe that the heart does go on.

Once more, you opened the door
And you're here in my heart,
and my heart will go on and on.

You're here, there's nothing I fear
And I know that my heart will go on.
We'll stay, forever this way
You are safe in my heart

and my heart will go on and on.


Touching, do you want me to donate something?

[Carol]

Please?

We need to be fed!!! Our Comanding officer forgot to feed us, perhaps some oranges hollowed out, and filled with jell-o, then cut into slices?

[DreamerGal]

Touching, do you want me to donate something?

Dude, when was the last time you got lucky ... the stress is starting to show!

[Wabbitsd]

L-snot, come on. quit flirting with SDGirl87. Am I not paying enough attention to you?

[Listenernot]

Please?

We need to be fed!!! Our Comanding officer forgot to feed us.


You do have a beverage, the koolaid provided by your fearless leader.

[Carol]

Okay Okay, perhaps a pinata? Cupcakes? Something to go with our kool-aid.

YOU DID ASK IF WE NEEDED DONATIONS. DONT BACK OUT NOW.

Looks like someone is scared of a few ladies.

[Layla]

Your confession kept me warm
And i don't really miss you, i just need to know
Do you ever think of you and i
And that beautiful goodbye

[snoopiebug]

Ok had to come out of hiding again
Carol nicely put

We don't ban for naivete. Do we? Dilbert tendencies, yes. But naievete? I don't think so ...
Don't we ban for being a jacka$$

L-not
what is your problem for someone who has had nothing to do with us you are sure making a fuss for something that had nothing to do with you.. get over it didn't you say something about leaving go be done its over

SDGirl87 he isn't worth it, can't wait for the Sangia count me in

[Wabbitsd]

Jer...LOL. I just saw your rainman post! LOL!

[Listenernot]

Okay Okay, perhaps a pinata? Cupcakes? Something to go with our kool-aid.

YOU DID ASK IF WE NEEDED DONATIONS. DONT BACK OUT NOW.

Looks like someone is scared of a few ladies.


Scared of a few ladies...let me think a minute....naaaaa
That's really funny, you made me laugh for the first time today.

[Wabbitsd]

Layla...you totally outdo me on goodbye songs. you rule.

[Carol]

Scared of a few ladies...let me think a minute....naaaaa
That's really funny, you made me laugh for the first time today.

Perhaps it is intimidation then. I know women sometimes have a hard time building relationships with other women. Just untwist your panties and play nice!

For someone who desires to be accepted you sure do your share of not accepting others!

[Listenernot]

Layla...you totally outdo me on goodbye songs. you rule.


I know you guys are so funny! You crack yourself up.

[Wabbitsd]

L-not...if my other good byes were not enough, pick your poison from these...I am warning you, though. There are more where these came from...so watch yourself. Don't make me stop this car on the freeway.


Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Adio, wli nanawalmezi
Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Adio
Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Wlibamkanni
Acateco (San Miguel Acat&#225;n Guatemala] Xawil hab'aa
Acateco (San Miguel Acat&#225;n Guatemala) Qil xin
Aceh (Sumatra) Trok lom
Ach&#237; (Guatemala) [said by person leaving] Quin 'ec
Ach&#237; (Guatemala) [said by person leaving] Quin 'e na
Ach&#237; (Baja Verapaz Guatemala) Chawila awib
Ach&#237; (Baja Verapaz Guatemala) [answer] Mantiox, lawib chi
[Achinese, see Aceh]
Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [go well] Wot maber
Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [stay well] Dong maber
Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [to person leaving] Dong iwoti
Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [to person staying] Dong ibedi
Achuar (Ecuador) Wea jai
Acjachemem (San Juan Capistrano Calif. USA) Yatahay
[Adare, see Harari]
Adyghe (Middle East) Wog maho
Adyghe (Middle East) Hyarcha
Afar (Djibouti) [to person staying] Ma'uk rae
Afar (Djibouti) [to person leaving] Ma'uk ged
Afrikaans (South Africa) Totsiens
Afrikaans (South Africa) Vaarwel
Aguacateco (Guatemala) [by person leaving] Na'j wetz
Aguacateco (Huehuetenango Guatemala) Cul tu' tib'u'
Aguacateco (Huehuetenango Guatemala) [ans] Cu
Aguaruna (Peru) Ayoo
Ainu (Japan, Sakhalin Russia) [see you] Sui unukar an ro
Ainu (Japan) [go well] Pirkano paye yan
Ainu (Japan) [live well] Pirkano oka yan
Ainu [Saru dialect] (Japan) [go safely] Apunno paye yan
Ainu [Saru dialect] (Japan) [live safely] Apunno oka yan
[Akan, see and Fante]
Akha (China, SE Asia) [by leaving - down] G'o i ma de
Akha (China, SE Asia) [to leaving - down] Aw law law eh g'o i de
Akha (China, SE Asia) [by leaving - up] G'o le ma de
Akha (China, SE Asia) [to leaving - up] Aw law law eh g'o le de
Akha (China, Southeast Asia) [to staying] Gui lah hui mi a de
Akha (Thailand) [see you later] Ah kah pah tawn zew mah
Aklanon (Philippines) Adyos
Aklanon (Philippines) [see you later] Hasta sa masunod atong pagkita
Alabamu (Texas USA) T&#225;
Alabamu (Texas USA) [by person leaving] T&#225;, allalo
Alabamu (Texas USA) [see you later] Chih&#237;ichal&#242;o
Albanian (Albania, Yugoslavia) Mir&#235; upafshim
Albanian (Albania, Yugoslavia) Lamtumir&#235;
[Aleut, see Unagan]
Altai (Russia) Jaksh&#239; bolz&#239;n
[Alutiiq, see Suqpiaq]
Amharic (Ethiopia) Debna yisenb&#235;tu
Amharic (Ethiopia) Teanast&#235;ll&#235;n
Amharic (Ethiopia) [to a man] Dehna hun
Amharic (Ethiopia) [to a woman] Dehna hugnee
Amharic (Ethiopia) [to several people] Dehna hunu
Amharic (Ethiopia) [to a man] Dehena wale
Amharic (Ethiopia) [to a woman] Dehena waye
Amharic (Ethiopia) [informal] Selam
Amharic (Ethiopia) [informal] Ciao
Amis (Taiwan) Sanga'ay hanto
[Anishinaabe, see Ojibwe]
Anjumarla (Australia) [I want to go] Ngurna yanku
Anjumarla (Australia) [you can go] Yanta kai
Apache (Arizona USA) [see you later] &#193;n&#225;godziih doleel
Apache (Arizona USA) [until we meet again] Egogahan
Apache (Arizona USA) [until we meet again] Ka dish day
Apache (Arizona USA) [farewell] Yadalanh
Arabic (North Africa, Middle East) Ma as-salaamah
Arabic (North Africa, Middle East) Salaam
Arabic (North Africa, Middle East) 'Ilaa-liqaa
Arabic (North Africa, Middle East) Allah yisallimak
Arabic (North Africa) M'asselema
Arabic (Egypt) Ma'as salaama
Arabic (Iraq) Fiimaan illaah
Arabic (Morocco) M'a ssalama
Arabic (Morocco) Lla yhennik
Arabic (Syria) [said to a man] Xaatrak
Arabic (Syria) [said to a woman] Xaatrek
[Araucano, see Mapuche]
Arberesh (Hora e Arbereshevet Italy) &#199;au
Armenian (Armenia, Russia, Mideast) Maanak parov
Armenian (Armenia, Russia, Mideast) Noren gu desnuvink
Armenian (Armenia) [by person leaving] Bedkee yertam hima
Armenian [Western] (Armenia) Tsedesutyun
Armenian [Eastern] (Armenia) Ts'tesutyun
Aromunian (Greece, Balkans) Videari bun&#227;
Asante (Ghana) Me ho wo ekyene
Ashaninca Campa (Peru) Hatahana
Assyrian [Eastern] [stay in peace] Push b'shena
Assyrian [Eastern] [plural][stay in peace] Pushun b'shena
Assyrian [Eastern] [plural][stay in peace] Poshon bshaina
Assyrian [Eastern] [stay in peace] Push b'shlama
Assyrian [Eastern] (Assyria) [go in peace] Khush b'shlama
Assyrian [Eastern] (Assyria) [go in peace] Zil b'shlama
Assyrian [Western] [stay in peace] Fush b'shlomo
Assyrian [Western] (Assyria) [go in peace] Zel bashlomo
Assyrian (Iran, Iraq, Syria) Push bshaina
Assyrian (Iran, Iraq, Syria) [answer] Bshaina, alaha amukh
Asturian (Spain) Adi&#243;s
Asturian (Spain) Al&#243;n
Asturian (Spain) Ta llueu
Asturian (Spain) Dica llueu
Asturian (Spain) Y con esto al&#243;n
Atayal (Taiwan) Sgagay
Atayal (Taiwan) Sgagay ta' la
Atayal (Taiwan) [by a person leaving] Musa' ku' la
Atayal (Taiwan) [reply to person leaving] Aw pi
Athabaskan (Alaska) Tlaa
Atikamekw (Montreal and Quebec Canada) Matcaci
[Aukan, see Ndjuka]
Awa (Papua New Guinea) &#205;nkio
Awa (Papua New Guinea) &#205;ni&#250;no
Awa (Papua New Guinea) Ira&#250;no
Awa (Papua New Guinea) &#205;tuo
Aymar&#225; (Bolivia, Peru, Chile) Jakisi&#241;kama
Aymar&#225; (Bolivia, Peru, Chile) Q"ip&#252;rkama
Aymar&#225; (Bolivia, Peru, Chile) Q"ip&#252;rkam
Aymar&#225; (Bolivia, Peru, Chile) Yaqha urukama
Aymar&#225; (Bolivia) [to person leaving] Juta&#239;tapiy
Aymar&#225; (Bolivia) [see you later] Waliki
Aymar&#225; (Bolivia) Sarjak
Azerbaijani (Azerbaijan, Iran) Xudaafiz
Azerbaijani (Azerbaijan, Iran) Sag kaliniz
Azerbaijani (Azerbaijan, Iran) Sag olun
Azerbaijani (Azerbaijan, Iran) G&#246;r&#252;s&#230;d&#230;k
Azerbaijani (Azerbaijan, Iran) Salamat qal
Azerbaijani (Azerbaijan, Iran) Salamat qal&#236;n
Azerbaijani (Azerbaijan, Iran) H&#228;l&#228;&#236;k
[Azeri, see Azerbaijani]
[Aztec, see N&#225;huatl]

Bagesu (Central Africa) [by person going] Nzia wefwe
Bagesu (Central Africa) [to person going] Nozia mwuliko
Balochi (Pakistan) Allahi mana ay
Bakweri (Cameroon) E liya gbamu
Bakweri (Cameroon) O liya gbamu
Bambara (Mali) Khanbiafo
Bambara (Mali) K'an ben
Bambara (Mali) [see you tomorrow] K'an ben sini
[Bangla, see Bengali]
[Basa Sunda, see Sundanese]
Bashkir (Russia) Khau bulyghyz
Bashkir (Russia) [informal] Khush
Basque (France, Spain) Agur
Basque (France, Spain) Gero arte
Basque (France, Spain) [until tomorrow] Bihar arte
Batak (Indonesia, Sumatra, Philippines) Horas ma ate
[Bavarian, see German (Bavaria)]
Belorussian (Belarus) Da pabaczenia
Belorussian (Belarus) Da pabach&#233;nnia
Belorussian (Belarus) Zdarou
Belorussian (Belarus) Pakul
Belorussian (Belarus) [informal] Byv&#225;y
Belorussian (Belarus) [informal] Byvajcie
Bengali (India, Bangladesh) Nomoskaar
Bengali (India, Bangladesh) Shubho bidai
Bengali (India, Bangladesh) Bidai
Bengali (India, Bangladesh) Khoda hafez
Bengali (India, Bangladesh) Ta-ta
Bengali (India, Bangladesh) [so long] Abar dyakha habe
Besisi (Malaysia) Chok lepm lepm lepm
B&#233;t&#233; (Cameroon) Mana
[Bisayan, see Visayan]
Bislama (Vanuatu) Tata
Bislama (Vanuatu) [see you later; to one] Mbae mi lukem yu
Bislama (Vanuatu) [see you later; to one] Mbae mi lukem yu bakegen
Bislama (Vanuatu) [see you later; to two] Mbae mi lukem yutufala
Bislama (Vanuatu) [see you later; to two] Mbae mi lukem yutufala bakegen
Bislama (Vanuatu) [see you later; three] Mbae mi lukem yutrifala
Bislama (Vanuatu) [see you later; three] Mbae mi lukem yutrifala bakegen
Bislama (Vanuatu) [see you later; more] Mbae mi lukem yufala
Bislama (Vanuatu) [see you later; more] Mbae mi lukem yufala bakegen
Bislama (Vanuatu) [by person leaving] Mi mas go noa
Bislama (Vanuatu) [leaving to one person] Mi mas lego yu noa
Bislama (Vanuatu) [leaving to two people] Mi mas lego yutufala noa
Bislama (Vanuatu) [leaving to three] Mi mas lego yutrifala noa
Bislama (Vanuatu) [leaving to more than 3] Mi mas lego yufala noa
Bislama (Vanuatu) [answer by p. staying] Ale, i gud
Bole (Nigeria) Kapa ga nossa
Bole (Nigeria) [reply] Allah onmu nossa
Bosnian (Bosnia and Hercegovina) Dovidjenja
Bosnian (Bosnia and Hercegovina) Ciao
Bosnian (Bosnia and Hercegovina) [Muslim] Allah imanet
Bosnian (Bosnia and Hercegovina) [see you] Vidimo se
Breton (Brittany France) Kenavo
Breton (Brittany France) [see you later] Ken ar c'henta&#241;
Brigidian (western Ireland) Mahaha dinn
Bru (Vietnam) [to a person who is leaving] Chu b&#225;n no
Bukusu (Mt. Elgon Kenya) Alinde
Bukusu (Mt. Elgon Kenya) Axulinde
Bukusu (Mt. Elgon Kenya) Olindwe
Bukusu (Mt. Elgon Kenya) Weele axulinde
Bukusu (Mt. Elgon Kenya) Bulayi
Bukusu (Mt. Elgon Kenya) [walk well] Okende bulayi
Bulgarian (Bulgaria) Dovizhdane
Bulgarian (Bulgaria) Zbogom
Bulgarian (Bulgaria) [informal] Chiao
Bulgarian (Bulgaria) [so long] Doskoro
Bulu (Cameroon) [to person staying] Me keya
Bulu (Cameroon) [to person leaving] Kele mvae
Burmese (Myanmar) [are you going home?] Pyan daw mala?
Burmese (Myanmar) [answer: I am leaving] Thwabaounme
Burmese (Myanmar) [reply: okay, go] Thwaba
Burmese (Myanmar) [reply: okay, go] Kaun ba bi
Burmese (Myanmar) [see you later] Tw&#225;me naw
Burmese (Myanmar) [see you later] Nauq twe dhe da paw
Burmese (Myanmar) [we will meet again] Nau'to twibaounme
Burushashki (Northern Pakistan) Khuda hafiz
[Byelorussian, see Belorussian]

Cahuila (North America) H&#237;w&#241;a
[Cambodian, see Khmer]
Camuno (Italy) Sciao
Camuno (Italy) Ciao
Cantonese [Chinese] (China) Joi gin
Cantonese [Chinese] (China) Joi wooi
Cantonese [Chinese] (China) Baai baai
Cassubian (northwestern Poland) Do uzdrzeni
Cayuga (North America) Nya-weh
Catalan (Andorra, Spain, France) Ad&#233;u
Catalan (Andorra, Spain, France) Ad&#233;u-siau
Catalan (Andorra, Spain, France) Fins despr&#233;s
Catalan (Andorra, Spain, France) Fins aviat
[Cebuano, see Visayan]
Chamorro (Guam) Adios
Chamorro (Guam) [until tomorrow] Esta agupa
Chatino (Tataltepec Mexico) Ca ndyi
Chechen (North Caucasus) Marsha 'oila
Chechen (North Caucasus) 'A dika y&#246;ila
Chechen (North Caucasus)[see you tomorrow] Qaana gurdu wai
Cherokee (United States) [to one person] Do-na-da-go-hv-i
Cherokee (United States) [to one person] Do-na-da-go-hv
Cherokee (United States) [to one person] I-he-do-lv-i
Cherokee (United States) [to several p.] Do-da-da-go-hv-i
Cherokee (United States) [to several p.] Do-da-da-go'-hv
Cherokee (United States) [to several p.] I-je-do-lv-i
Cherokee (United States) [until we meet] Do-nv-da-go-hv-i
Cherokee (United States) [farewell] U-hyu'-s-ti
Cheyenne (United States) Nestaevavoomatse
Cheyenne (United States) N&#234;sta&#233;v&#226;h&#243;sev&#243;om&#226;tse
Cheyenne (United States) [come again] N&#233;'&#233;v&#226;h&#243;s&#234;ho'&#234;hneo'o
Cheyenne (United States) [I'm leaving] Naase
Chichewa (Malawi) (to person leaving) Pitani bwino
Chichewa (Malawi) (to person leaving) Fikani bwino
Chichewa (Malawi) (to person staying) Tsalani bwino
Chichewa (Malawi) [see you later] Tionana
[Chinese, see dialects: Cantonese, Hoi San, Hokkien, Mandarin, and Taiwanese]
Chinook Jargon (North America) Klahowya
Chinyanja (Zambia, Mozambique)[to leaving] Fikani bwino
Chinyanja (Zambia, Mozambique)[by leaving] Tsalani bwino
Chinyanja (Zambia, Mozambique)[see you] Tionana
Chinyanja (Congo-Kinshasa) Tizaonana
Chinyanja (Congo-Kinshasa) Endani bwino
[Chippewa, see Ojibwe]
Chishona (Southern Africa) [stay well] Chisarai
Chishona (Southern Africa) [stay well] Sarai zvakanaka
Chishona (Southern Africa) [go well] Fambai zvakanaka
Chishona (Southern Africa) [see you later] Tichaonana
Chishona (Southern Africa) [see you tom.] Tonana mangwana
Chitonga (Zambia) Mucaale kabotu
Chitonga (Zambia) [see you tomorrow] Nzokubona junza
Chitumbuka (North Malawi) Pawemi
Chol (Tumbala Mexico) Coto
Chontal (Guatemala) S&#237;&#241;aly&#243;mm'&#233;'
Chort&#237; (Guatemala) [by person leaving] C'anix inxin
Chort&#237; (Guatemala) [to person leaving] Awiran ap'a ta b'i'r
Chort&#237; [answer to Awiran ap'a ta b'i'r] Uyup'i
Chuj (Guatemala) [said by person leaving] 'At quin
Chuj (Guatemala) [take care] Col a b'a
Chuj (Guatemala) [answer to Col a b'a] Nye
Chukchee (Russia) Ta ga'm tewkwe'erkin
Chumash (Santa Barbara California USA) Kiwa'nan
Chuuk (Chuuk Micronesia) Kone nomw
Chuvash (Russia) Tepre kurichen
Chuvash (Russia) [informal] Syva pul
[Circassian, see Adyghe]
Cochimi (Mexico) [see you tomorrow] I&#241;ay kum
Cocopa (Mexico) [see you tomorrow] &#209;akum paj
Cocopa (Mexico) [see you later] &#209;akum &#241;iway
Coeur d'Alene (Idaho United States) Qhest
Comanche (United States) Aquetan
Comoran (Comoros) [singular] Lala unono
Comoran (Comoros) [plural] Namlala unono
Comoran (Comoros) [singular] Kwaheri
Comoran (Comoros) [plural] Namkwaheri
[Conibo, see Shipibo]
Cornish [Kemmyn-old] (Great Britain) Sowyn
Cornish [modern] (Great Britain) Deew boz geno
Cornish (Great Britain) Dyw genes
Cornish (Great Britain) Benetugana
Cornish (Great Britain) Genes farwel
Cornish (Great Britain) [plural] Genough farwel
Cornish (Great Britain) [intimate] Dew genough-why
Corsican (France) Adiu
Corsican (France) &#192; vedeci
Cree (Canada) (to one person) K&#237;htw&#225;m ka-w&#225;pamitin
Cree (Canada) (to more than one person) K&#237;htw&#225;m ka-w&#225;pamitin&#225;w&#225;w
Cree (Canada) (by more than one person) K&#237;htw&#225;m ka-w&#225;pamitin&#225;n
Cree [Ouje-Bougoumou] (James Bay Canada) Wachiya
Cree (Turtle Mountain Canada) Kawawpamitin
[Creek, see Muskogee]
Crioulo (Guinea-Bissau) Na-bai
[Creole (Seychelles), see Seselwa]
Crioulo (Guinea-Bissau) Nabai
Croatian (Croatia, Bosnia) Do videnja
Croatian (Croatia, Bosnia) Zbogom
Czech (Czech Republic) Zbohem
Czech (Czech Republic) Na shledanou
Czech (Czech Republic) [informal] Nashle
Czech (Czech Republic) [informal] Ahoj
Czech (Czech Republic) Zijte blaze

Dagaare (Ghana, Burkina Faso) Kyeng song
Dagaare (Ghana, Burkina Faso) Te be la puori
Danish (Denmark, Greenland) [common] Farvel
Danish (Denmark, Greenland) [informal] Hej
Danish (Denmark, Greenland) [informal] Vi ses
Danish (Denmark, Greenland) [informal] Vi ses senere
Danish (Denmark, Greenland) Adj&#248;
Deg Xinag (Alaska) Ixudzan
Dekelh [Lheidli] (Canada) [to one] Nanyoost'en si
Dekelh [Lheidli] (Canada) [to more than 1] Nanahoost'en si
Dekelh [Nak'albun] (Canada) [to 1] Nanyoost'en' la
Dekelh [Nak'albun] (Canada) [more than 1] Nanohoost'en' la
Dekelh [Saik'uz] (Canada) [to one] Nanyoost'en si
Dekelh [Saik'uz] (Canada) [to more than 1] Nanahoost'en si
[Delaware, see Lenape]
[Deutch, see German]
Dhivehi (Maldives) Vakivelaanan
Dhivehi (Maldives) [see you later] Fahung baadaluvang
Dinka (Sudan) [to person staying] Lok reer apth
Dinka (Sudan) [to person leaving] Yin abi caath
Dinka (Sudan) [we shall meet tomorrow] Wa biok niak
Dinka (Sudan) [I shall meet you tomorrow] Iana biok niak
Diola (Senegal) Ukatola
Diola (Senegal) Katora
Domari (Egypt) Kgiay hatromi
Drehu (New Caledonia) Dr&#233;&#233;
Drehu (New Caledonia) [until tomorrow] E lanyi&#233;
Drehu (New Caledonia) [until tomorrow] Elanyi he
Drehu (New Caledonia) [farewell] Iahni
Dusun (Sabah Malaysia) Hino koh noh
Dusun (Sabah Malaysia) [see you later] Kopiruba kawagu
Dutch (Netherlands) Tot ziens
Dutch (Netherlands) Tot kijk
Dutch (Netherlands) Tot straks
Dutch (Netherlands) Dag
Dutch (Netherlands) Hoi
Dutch (Netherlands) Vaarwel
Dutch (Netherlands) Aju
Dutch (Netherlands) [informal] Doei
Dutch (Netherlands) [slang] De ballen
Dutch (Netherlands) [uncommon] De mazzel
Dutch [Flemish] (Belgium) Tot ziens
Dutch [Flemish] (Belgium) Tot kijk
Dutch (Brabant) Houdoe
Dutch (Brussels) Salukes
[Dyerma, see Zarma]
Dyirbal (Northeast Queensland Australia) Ngali a&#241;dja ngurba
Dyula (W Africa) [see you in the morning] An b&#232; sogoma
Dyula (W Africa) [see you tomorrow] An b&#232; sini
Dzongkha (Bhutan) [by person leaving] Legzhembe joen
Dzongkha (Bhutan) [by person staying] Legzhembe zhug
Dzongkha (Bhutan) Laso lok je ge

Egyptian (ancient Egypt) Senebti
Ekegusii (Kenya) Kwaheri
Ekegusii (Kenya) [stay well] Tigara buya
Ekegusii (Kenya) [see you later] Tororane
Ekegusii (Kenya) [we shall meet again] Toumerane
Emakhua (Africa) Kwa heeri
English (America, Australia, NZ, UK) Goodbye
English (America, Australia, NZ, UK) Good-by
English (America, Australia, NZ, UK) Good-bye
English (America, Australia, UK)[informal] Bye
English (United States, New Zealand) [inf] See ya
English (America) See you later
English (America) So long
English (Australia) Catch-you-later
English (Australia) Ciao
English (Australia) [very informal] Hooroo
English (America, Australia, UK) [final] Farewell
English [Strine dialect] (Australia) G'bye
English [Texan] (Texas United States) Y'all come back now
English (Northern Scotland) Cheerio
English (America, Britain) [archaic] God be with ye
English (Sri Lanka)

[Listenernot]

Perhaps it is intimidation then. I know women sometimes have a hard time building relationships with other women. Just untwist your panties and play nice!

For someone who desires to be accepted you sure do your share of not accepting others!


I have alot of women friends, whoever said I was a woman..are you a woman, or maybe posing as a woman, but really a man? Just because your screen name is Carol, does that mean you are a woman..Carol O Connor was a man for God's sake, a real man! Archie friggin Bunker!
And if I wear panties, does it mean I'm a woman because men don't wear panties?

[Wabbitsd]

L-not...it's Caroll O'Connor. Dudes add the second "L." It helps when there is doubt.

"I have alot of women friends,"I find that hard to believe. unless you are including alter egos.

[Carol]

If you are a man in paties, I think we should talk :naughty:

I am alllll woman baby!

But you better verify that!

[Listenernot]

L-not...if my other good byes were not enough, pick your poison from these...I am warning you, though. There are more where these came from...so watch yourself. Don't make me stop this car on the freeway.


Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Adio, wli nanawalmezi
Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Adio
Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Wlibamkanni
Acateco (San Miguel Acatán Guatemala] Xawil hab'aa
Acateco (San Miguel Acatán Guatemala) Qil xin
Aceh (Sumatra) Trok lom
Achí (Guatemala) [said by person leaving] Quin 'ec
Achí (Guatemala) [said by person leaving] Quin 'e na
Achí (Baja Verapaz Guatemala) Chawila awib
Achí (Baja Verapaz Guatemala) [answer] Mantiox, lawib chi
[Achinese, see Aceh]
Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [go well] Wot maber
Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [stay well] Dong maber
Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [to person leaving] Dong iwoti
Acholi (Uganda, Sudan) [to person staying] Dong ibedi
Achuar (Ecuador) Wea jai
Acjachemem (San Juan Capistrano Calif. USA) Yatahay
[Adare, see Harari]
Adyghe (Middle East) Wog maho
Adyghe (Middle East) Hyarcha
Afar (Djibouti) [to person staying] Ma'uk rae
Afar (Djibouti) [to person leaving] Ma'uk ged
Afrikaans (South Africa) Totsiens
Afrikaans (South Africa) Vaarwel
Aguacateco (Guatemala) [by person leaving] Na'j wetz
Aguacateco (Huehuetenango Guatemala) Cul tu' tib'u'
Aguacateco (Huehuetenango Guatemala) [ans] Cu
Aguaruna (Peru) Ayoo
Ainu (Japan, Sakhalin Russia) [see you] Sui unukar an ro
Ainu (Japan) [go well] Pirkano paye yan
Ainu (Japan) [live well] Pirkano oka yan
Ainu [Saru dialect] (Japan) [go safely] Apunno paye yan
Ainu [Saru dialect] (Japan) [live safely] Apunno oka yan
[Akan, see and Fante]
Akha (China, SE Asia) [by leaving - down] G'o i ma de
Akha (China, SE Asia) [to leaving - down] Aw law law eh g'o i de
Akha (China, SE Asia) [by leaving - up] G'o le ma de
Akha (China, SE Asia) [to leaving - up] Aw law law eh g'o le de
Akha (China, Southeast Asia) [to staying] Gui lah hui mi a de
Akha (Thailand) [see you later] Ah kah pah tawn zew mah
Aklanon (Philippines) Adyos
Aklanon (Philippines) [see you later] Hasta sa masunod atong pagkita
Alabamu (Texas USA) Tá
Alabamu (Texas USA) [by person leaving] Tá, allalo
Alabamu (Texas USA) [see you later] Chihíichalòo
Albanian (Albania, Yugoslavia) Mirë upafshim
Albanian (Albania, Yugoslavia) Lamtumirë
[Aleut, see Unagan]
Altai (Russia) Jakshï bolzïn
[Alutiiq, see Suqpiaq]
Amharic (Ethiopia) Debna yisenbëtu
Amharic (Ethiopia) Teanastëllën
Amharic (Ethiopia) [to a man] Dehna hun
Amharic (Ethiopia) [to a woman] Dehna hugnee
Amharic (Ethiopia) [to several people] Dehna hunu
Amharic (Ethiopia) [to a man] Dehena wale
Amharic (Ethiopia) [to a woman] Dehena waye
Amharic (Ethiopia) [informal] Selam
Amharic (Ethiopia) [informal] Ciao
Amis (Taiwan) Sanga'ay hanto
[Anishinaabe, see Ojibwe]
Anjumarla (Australia) [I want to go] Ngurna yanku
Anjumarla (Australia) [you can go] Yanta kai
Apache (Arizona USA) [see you later] Ánágodziih doleel
Apache (Arizona USA) [until we meet again] Egogahan
Apache (Arizona USA) [until we meet again] Ka dish day
Apache (Arizona USA) [farewell] Yadalanh
Arabic (North Africa, Middle East) Ma as-salaamah
Arabic (North Africa, Middle East) Salaam
Arabic (North Africa, Middle East) 'Ilaa-liqaa
Arabic (North Africa, Middle East) Allah yisallimak
Arabic (North Africa) M'asselema
Arabic (Egypt) Ma'as salaama
Arabic (Iraq) Fiimaan illaah
Arabic (Morocco) M'a ssalama
Arabic (Morocco) Lla yhennik
Arabic (Syria) [said to a man] Xaatrak
Arabic (Syria) [said to a woman] Xaatrek
[Araucano, see Mapuche]
Arberesh (Hora e Arbereshevet Italy) Çau
Armenian (Armenia, Russia, Mideast) Maanak parov
Armenian (Armenia, Russia, Mideast) Noren gu desnuvink
Armenian (Armenia) [by person leaving] Bedkee yertam hima
Armenian [Western] (Armenia) Tsedesutyun
Armenian [Eastern] (Armenia) Ts'tesutyun
Aromunian (Greece, Balkans) Videari bunã
Asante (Ghana) Me ho wo ekyene
Ashaninca Campa (Peru) Hatahana
Assyrian [Eastern] [stay in peace] Push b'shena
Assyrian [Eastern] [plural][stay in peace] Pushun b'shena
Assyrian [Eastern] [plural][stay in peace] Poshon bshaina
Assyrian [Eastern] [stay in peace] Push b'shlama
Assyrian [Eastern] (Assyria) [go in peace] Khush b'shlama
Assyrian [Eastern] (Assyria) [go in peace] Zil b'shlama
Assyrian [Western] [stay in peace] Fush b'shlomo
Assyrian [Western] (Assyria) [go in peace] Zel bashlomo
Assyrian (Iran, Iraq, Syria) Push bshaina
Assyrian (Iran, Iraq, Syria) [answer] Bshaina, alaha amukh
Asturian (Spain) Adiós
Asturian (Spain) Alón
Asturian (Spain) Ta llueu
Asturian (Spain) Dica llueu
Asturian (Spain) Y con esto alón
Atayal (Taiwan) Sgagay
Atayal (Taiwan) Sgagay ta' la
Atayal (Taiwan) [by a person leaving] Musa' ku' la
Atayal (Taiwan) [reply to person leaving] Aw pi
Athabaskan (Alaska) Tlaa
Atikamekw (Montreal and Quebec Canada) Matcaci
[Aukan, see Ndjuka]
Awa (Papua New Guinea) Ínkio
Awa (Papua New Guinea) Íniúno
Awa (Papua New Guinea) Iraúno
Awa (Papua New Guinea) Ítuo
Aymará (Bolivia, Peru, Chile) Jakisiñkama
Aymará (Bolivia, Peru, Chile) Q"ipürkama
Aymará (Bolivia, Peru, Chile) Q"ipürkam
Aymará (Bolivia, Peru, Chile) Yaqha urukama
Aymará (Bolivia) [to person leaving] Jutaïtapiy
Aymará (Bolivia) [see you later] Waliki
Aymará (Bolivia) Sarjak
Azerbaijani (Azerbaijan, Iran) Xudaafiz
Azerbaijani (Azerbaijan, Iran) Sag kaliniz
Azerbaijani (Azerbaijan, Iran) Sag olun
Azerbaijani (Azerbaijan, Iran) Görüsædæk
Azerbaijani (Azerbaijan, Iran) Salamat qal
Azerbaijani (Azerbaijan, Iran) Salamat qalìn
Azerbaijani (Azerbaijan, Iran) Häläìk
[Azeri, see Azerbaijani]
[Aztec, see Náhuatl]

Bagesu (Central Africa) [by person going] Nzia wefwe
Bagesu (Central Africa) [to person going] Nozia mwuliko
Balochi (Pakistan) Allahi mana ay
Bakweri (Cameroon) E liya gbamu
Bakweri (Cameroon) O liya gbamu
Bambara (Mali) Khanbiafo
Bambara (Mali) K'an ben
Bambara (Mali) [see you tomorrow] K'an ben sini
[Bangla, see Bengali]
[Basa Sunda, see Sundanese]
Bashkir (Russia) Khau bulyghyz
Bashkir (Russia) [informal] Khush
Basque (France, Spain) Agur
Basque (France, Spain) Gero arte
Basque (France, Spain) [until tomorrow] Bihar arte
Batak (Indonesia, Sumatra, Philippines) Horas ma ate
[Bavarian, see German (Bavaria)]
Belorussian (Belarus) Da pabaczenia
Belorussian (Belarus) Da pabachénnia
Belorussian (Belarus) Zdarou
Belorussian (Belarus) Pakul
Belorussian (Belarus) [informal] Byváy
Belorussian (Belarus) [informal] Byvajcie
Bengali (India, Bangladesh) Nomoskaar
Bengali (India, Bangladesh) Shubho bidai
Bengali (India, Bangladesh) Bidai
Bengali (India, Bangladesh) Khoda hafez
Bengali (India, Bangladesh) Ta-ta
Bengali (India, Bangladesh) [so long] Abar dyakha habe
Besisi (Malaysia) Chok lepm lepm lepm
Bété (Cameroon) Mana
[Bisayan, see Visayan]
Bislama (Vanuatu) Tata
Bislama (Vanuatu) [see you later; to one] Mbae mi lukem yu
Bislama (Vanuatu) [see you later; to one] Mbae mi lukem yu bakegen
Bislama (Vanuatu) [see you later; to two] Mbae mi lukem yutufala
Bislama (Vanuatu) [see you later; to two] Mbae mi lukem yutufala bakegen
Bislama (Vanuatu) [see you later; three] Mbae mi lukem yutrifala
Bislama (Vanuatu) [see you later; three] Mbae mi lukem yutrifala bakegen
Bislama (Vanuatu) [see you later; more] Mbae mi lukem yufala
Bislama (Vanuatu) [see you later; more] Mbae mi lukem yufala bakegen
Bislama (Vanuatu) [by person leaving] Mi mas go noa
Bislama (Vanuatu) [leaving to one person] Mi mas lego yu noa
Bislama (Vanuatu) [leaving to two people] Mi mas lego yutufala noa
Bislama (Vanuatu) [leaving to three] Mi mas lego yutrifala noa
Bislama (Vanuatu) [leaving to more than 3] Mi mas lego yufala noa
Bislama (Vanuatu) [answer by p. staying] Ale, i gud
Bole (Nigeria) Kapa ga nossa
Bole (Nigeria) [reply] Allah onmu nossa
Bosnian (Bosnia and Hercegovina) Dovidjenja
Bosnian (Bosnia and Hercegovina) Ciao
Bosnian (Bosnia and Hercegovina) [Muslim] Allah imanet
Bosnian (Bosnia and Hercegovina) [see you] Vidimo se
Breton (Brittany France) Kenavo
Breton (Brittany France) [see you later] Ken ar c'hentañ
Brigidian (western Ireland) Mahaha dinn
Bru (Vietnam) [to a person who is leaving] Chu bán no
Bukusu (Mt. Elgon Kenya) Alinde
Bukusu (Mt. Elgon Kenya) Axulinde
Bukusu (Mt. Elgon Kenya) Olindwe
Bukusu (Mt. Elgon Kenya) Weele axulinde
Bukusu (Mt. Elgon Kenya) Bulayi
Bukusu (Mt. Elgon Kenya) [walk well] Okende bulayi
Bulgarian (Bulgaria) Dovizhdane
Bulgarian (Bulgaria) Zbogom
Bulgarian (Bulgaria) [informal] Chiao
Bulgarian (Bulgaria) [so long] Doskoro
Bulu (Cameroon) [to person staying] Me keya
Bulu (Cameroon) [to person leaving] Kele mvae
Burmese (Myanmar) [are you going home?] Pyan daw mala?
Burmese (Myanmar) [answer: I am leaving] Thwabaounme
Burmese (Myanmar) [reply: okay, go] Thwaba
Burmese (Myanmar) [reply: okay, go] Kaun ba bi
Burmese (Myanmar) [see you later] Twáme naw
Burmese (Myanmar) [see you later] Nauq twe dhe da paw
Burmese (Myanmar) [we will meet again] Nau'to twibaounme
Burushashki (Northern Pakistan) Khuda hafiz
[Byelorussian, see Belorussian]

Cahuila (North America) Híwña
[Cambodian, see Khmer]
Camuno (Italy) Sciao
Camuno (Italy) Ciao
Cantonese [Chinese] (China) Joi gin
Cantonese [Chinese] (China) Joi wooi
Cantonese [Chinese] (China) Baai baai
Cassubian (northwestern Poland) Do uzdrzeni
Cayuga (North America) Nya-weh
Catalan (Andorra, Spain, France) Adéu
Catalan (Andorra, Spain, France) Adéu-siau
Catalan (Andorra, Spain, France) Fins després
Catalan (Andorra, Spain, France) Fins aviat
[Cebuano, see Visayan]
Chamorro (Guam) Adios
Chamorro (Guam) [until tomorrow] Esta agupa
Chatino (Tataltepec Mexico) Ca ndyi
Chechen (North Caucasus) Marsha 'oila
Chechen (North Caucasus) 'A dika yöila
Chechen (North Caucasus)[see you tomorrow] Qaana gurdu wai
Cherokee (United States) [to one person] Do-na-da-go-hv-i
Cherokee (United States) [to one person] Do-na-da-go-hv
Cherokee (United States) [to one person] I-he-do-lv-i
Cherokee (United States) [to several p.] Do-da-da-go-hv-i
Cherokee (United States) [to several p.] Do-da-da-go'-hv
Cherokee (United States) [to several p.] I-je-do-lv-i
Cherokee (United States) [until we meet] Do-nv-da-go-hv-i
Cherokee (United States) [farewell] U-hyu'-s-ti
Cheyenne (United States) Nestaevavoomatse
Cheyenne (United States) Nêstaévâhósevóomâtse
Cheyenne (United States) [come again] Né'évâhósêho'êhneo'o
Cheyenne (United States) [I'm leaving] Naase
Chichewa (Malawi) (to person leaving) Pitani bwino
Chichewa (Malawi) (to person leaving) Fikani bwino
Chichewa (Malawi) (to person staying) Tsalani bwino
Chichewa (Malawi) [see you later] Tionana
[Chinese, see dialects: Cantonese, Hoi San, Hokkien, Mandarin, and Taiwanese]
Chinook Jargon (North America) Klahowya
Chinyanja (Zambia, Mozambique)[to leaving] Fikani bwino
Chinyanja (Zambia, Mozambique)[by leaving] Tsalani bwino
Chinyanja (Zambia, Mozambique)[see you] Tionana
Chinyanja (Congo-Kinshasa) Tizaonana
Chinyanja (Congo-Kinshasa) Endani bwino
[Chippewa, see Ojibwe]
Chishona (Southern Africa) [stay well] Chisarai
Chishona (Southern Africa) [stay well] Sarai zvakanaka
Chishona (Southern Africa) [go well] Fambai zvakanaka
Chishona (Southern Africa) [see you later] Tichaonana
Chishona (Southern Africa) [see you tom.] Tonana mangwana
Chitonga (Zambia) Mucaale kabotu
Chitonga (Zambia) [see you tomorrow] Nzokubona junza
Chitumbuka (North Malawi) Pawemi
Chol (Tumbala Mexico) Coto
Chontal (Guatemala) Síñalyómm'é'
Chortí (Guatemala) [by person leaving] C'anix inxin
Chortí (Guatemala) [to person leaving] Awiran ap'a ta b'i'r
Chortí [answer to Awiran ap'a ta b'i'r] Uyup'i
Chuj (Guatemala) [said by person leaving] 'At quin
Chuj (Guatemala) [take care] Col a b'a
Chuj (Guatemala) [answer to Col a b'a] Nye
Chukchee (Russia) Ta ga'm tewkwe'erkin
Chumash (Santa Barbara California USA) Kiwa'nan
Chuuk (Chuuk Micronesia) Kone nomw
Chuvash (Russia) Tepre kurichen
Chuvash (Russia) [informal] Syva pul
[Circassian, see Adyghe]
Cochimi (Mexico) [see you tomorrow] Iñay kum
Cocopa (Mexico) [see you tomorrow] Ñakum paj
Cocopa (Mexico) [see you later] Ñakum ñiway
Coeur d'Alene (Idaho United States) Qhest
Comanche (United States) Aquetan
Comoran (Comoros) [singular] Lala unono
Comoran (Comoros) [plural] Namlala unono
Comoran (Comoros) [singular] Kwaheri
Comoran (Comoros) [plural] Namkwaheri
[Conibo, see Shipibo]
Cornish [Kemmyn-old] (Great Britain) Sowyn
Cornish [modern] (Great Britain) Deew boz geno
Cornish (Great Britain) Dyw genes
Cornish (Great Britain) Benetugana
Cornish (Great Britain) Genes farwel
Cornish (Great Britain) [plural] Genough farwel
Cornish (Great Britain) [intimate] Dew genough-why
Corsican (France) Adiu
Corsican (France) À vedeci
Cree (Canada) (to one person) Kíhtwám ka-wápamitin
Cree (Canada) (to more than one person) Kíhtwám ka-wápamitináwáw
Cree (Canada) (by more than one person) Kíhtwám ka-wápamitinán
Cree [Ouje-Bougoumou] (James Bay Canada) Wachiya
Cree (Turtle Mountain Canada) Kawawpamitin
[Creek, see Muskogee]
Crioulo (Guinea-Bissau) Na-bai
[Creole (Seychelles), see Seselwa]
Crioulo (Guinea-Bissau) Nabai
Croatian (Croatia, Bosnia) Do videnja
Croatian (Croatia, Bosnia) Zbogom
Czech (Czech Republic) Zbohem
Czech (Czech Republic) Na shledanou
Czech (Czech Republic) [informal] Nashle
Czech (Czech Republic) [informal] Ahoj
Czech (Czech Republic) Zijte blaze

Dagaare (Ghana, Burkina Faso) Kyeng song
Dagaare (Ghana, Burkina Faso) Te be la puori
Danish (Denmark, Greenland) [common] Farvel
Danish (Denmark, Greenland) [informal] Hej
Danish (Denmark, Greenland) [informal] Vi ses
Danish (Denmark, Greenland) [informal] Vi ses senere
Danish (Denmark, Greenland) Adjø
Deg Xinag (Alaska) Ixudzan
Dekelh [Lheidli] (Canada) [to one] Nanyoost'en si
Dekelh [Lheidli] (Canada) [to more than 1] Nanahoost'en si
Dekelh [Nak'albun] (Canada) [to 1] Nanyoost'en' la
Dekelh [Nak'albun] (Canada) [more than 1] Nanohoost'en' la
Dekelh [Saik'uz] (Canada) [to one] Nanyoost'en si
Dekelh [Saik'uz] (Canada) [to more than 1] Nanahoost'en si
[Delaware, see Lenape]
[Deutch, see German]
Dhivehi (Maldives) Vakivelaanan
Dhivehi (Maldives) [see you later] Fahung baadaluvang
Dinka (Sudan) [to person staying] Lok reer apth
Dinka (Sudan) [to person leaving] Yin abi caath
Dinka (Sudan) [we shall meet tomorrow] Wa biok niak
Dinka (Sudan) [I shall meet you tomorrow] Iana biok niak
Diola (Senegal) Ukatola
Diola (Senegal) Katora
Domari (Egypt) Kgiay hatromi
Drehu (New Caledonia) Dréé
Drehu (New Caledonia) [until tomorrow] E lanyié
Drehu (New Caledonia) [until tomorrow] Elanyi he
Drehu (New Caledonia) [farewell] Iahni
Dusun (Sabah Malaysia) Hino koh noh
Dusun (Sabah Malaysia) [see you later] Kopiruba kawagu
Dutch (Netherlands) Tot ziens
Dutch (Netherlands) Tot kijk
Dutch (Netherlands) Tot straks
Dutch (Netherlands) Dag
Dutch (Netherlands) Hoi
Dutch (Netherlands) Vaarwel
Dutch (Netherlands) Aju
Dutch (Netherlands) [informal] Doei
Dutch (Netherlands) [slang] De ballen
Dutch (Netherlands) [uncommon] De mazzel
Dutch [Flemish] (Belgium) Tot ziens
Dutch [Flemish] (Belgium) Tot kijk
Dutch (Brabant) Houdoe
Dutch (Brussels) Salukes
[Dyerma, see Zarma]
Dyirbal (Northeast Queensland Australia) Ngali añdja ngurba
Dyula (W Africa) [see you in the morning] An bè sogoma
Dyula (W Africa) [see you tomorrow] An bè sini
Dzongkha (Bhutan) [by person leaving] Legzhembe joen
Dzongkha (Bhutan) [by person staying] Legzhembe zhug
Dzongkha (Bhutan) Laso lok je ge

Egyptian (ancient Egypt) Senebti
Ekegusii (Kenya) Kwaheri
Ekegusii (Kenya) [stay well] Tigara buya
Ekegusii (Kenya) [see you later] Tororane
Ekegusii (Kenya) [we shall meet again] Toumerane
Emakhua (Africa) Kwa heeri
English (America, Australia, NZ, UK) Goodbye
English (America, Australia, NZ, UK) Good-by
English (America, Australia, NZ, UK) Good-bye
English (America, Australia, UK)[informal] Bye
English (United States, New Zealand) [inf] See ya
English (America) See you later
English (America) So long
English (Australia) Catch-you-later
English (Australia) Ciao
English (Australia) [very informal] Hooroo
English (America, Australia, UK) [final] Farewell
English [Strine dialect] (Australia) G'bye
English [Texan] (Texas United States) Y'all come back now
English (Northern Scotland) Cheerio
English (America, Britain) [archaic] God be with ye
English (Sri Lanka)


Wow so many different ways to say goodby, and so many languages!
did you google that? Brillant! :cheers:

[Jer]

Cherokee is such a pretty language...

[JDub04]

Conceptis, you aren't quite blue in the face. Try harder.


I am just catching up for the day....now that was funny!

[Listenernot]

L-not...it's Caroll O'Connor. Dudes add the second "L." It helps when there is doubt.

"I have alot of women friends,"I find that hard to believe. unless you are including alter egos.


Oh we found out you are a dude! Wow!

[Wabbitsd]

So, you want MORE, or is that enough to send you crying into the dark goodnight, Sunny? And so your Mommy called you Sunny cause you were so doggone bright?

[Listenernot]

If you are a man in paties, I think we should talk :naughty:

I am alllll woman baby!

But you better verify that!


I'll just make you wonder.......

[Jer]

LNot

Better get off the computer... I think mom's getting home from work pretty soon, and you were 'sposed to be job hunting today.

[Wabbitsd]

Ready to beg for mercy yet?
[Eskimo, see Inuktitut and Inuttut]
Esperanto (international use) G^is
Esperanto (international use) G^is revido
Esperanto (international use) G^is la revido
Esperanto (international use) G^is baldau^
Esperanto (international use) [farewell] Adiau^
Esperanto (international use) [informal] G^is la
Estonian (Estonia) Head aega
Estonian (Estonia) N&#228;gemiseni
Estonian (Estonia) Jumalaga
Estonian (Estonia) Tšau
Estonian (Estonia) Aidaa
Ewe (Ghana, Togo) Mia doga
Ewondo (Cameroun) Ne lam ke

Fang (Gabon) Magha
Fante (Ghana, Burkina Faso) Da yaee
Faroese (Faroe Islands) Farvael
Farsi (Iran, Afghanistan, Tajikistan) Khoda hafaz
Farsi (Iran, Afghanistan, Tajikistan) Be omide didar
Fijian (Fiji) Au sa liu mada
Fijian (Fiji) Moce mada
Fijian (Fiji) Sa moce
Fijian (Fiji) [reply] Ia, moce
Fijian (Fiji) Loloma yani
Fijian (Fiji) [by person leaving] Au se lako mada
Fijian (Fiji) [by person leaving] Au se gole mada
Fijian (Fiji) [by person leaving - polite] Au sa tatau meu sa lako
Fijian (Fiji) [by person leaving - polite] Au sa tatau meu sa lesu tale
Fijian (Fiji) [reply] Vinaka
Fijian (Fiji) [reply] Io vinaka sa vinaka
Fijian (Fiji) [reply] Vinaka vakalevu
Fijian (Fiji) [before brief absense] Au na lesu tale mai
[Filipino, see Ilokano, Tagalog, and Visayan]
Finnish (Finland) [common] N&#228;kemiin
Finnish (Finland) Hyv&#228;sti
Finnish (Finland) [until I hear from you] Kuulemiin
Finnish (Finland) [informal] Hei, hei
Finnish (Finland) [informal] Heippa
[Flemish, see Dutch (Belgium)]
Fon (Benin, Togo) Odabo
Fon (Benin, Togo) Edabo
Fon (Benin, Togo) [to person leaving] Bo yi bo wa
Fon (Benin, Togo) [by person leaving] Ma yi bo wa
Fon (Benin, Togo) [see you next time] E yi hwe devonou
Fon (Benin, Togo) [see you soon] E yi zaande
French (Europe, Africa, America) Au revoir
French (Europe, Africa, America) &#192; bient&#244;t
French (France, Quebec) Bye
French (France, Quebec) Salut
French (Quebec) Bye bye
French (Quebec) &#192; la prochaine
French (Quebec) Bonne journ&#233;e
French (Southern France) Allez ciao
Frisian [Westerlauwer] (Netherlands) Oant sjen
Frisian [Westerlauwer] (Netherlands) Oant letter
Frisian (Schleswig-Holstein Germany) Bit naist tooch
Frisian (Schleswig-Holstein Germany) Bit do
Friulian (Italy) Mandi
Friulian (Italy) A bon riviodisi
Fulani [Pular] (West Africa) &#209;allen jam
Fulani [Pular] (West Africa) Wonen jam
Fulani [Pular] (West Africa) [answer] Qaamiin
Fulani [Pular] (West Africa) An untuma
Fulani (West Africa) Mi yahee
Futuna (Wallis and Futuna) [to p. leaving] 'Ano la
Futuna (Wallis and Futuna) [by p. leaving] Nofo la
Futuna Aniwa (Vanuatu) Jinisa
Futuna Aniwa (Vanuatu) [to two people] Rinisa
Futuna Aniwa (Vanuatu) [to three people] Jikanisa
Futuna Aniwa (Vanuatu) [to more than 3] Niganisa

[Carol]

I'll just make you wonder.......

Tisk tisk, I dont wonder, I fantasize.

[Layla]

You say yes, I say no
You say start and I say Go Go Go
Oh No
You say goodbye and I say hello,
Hello Hello
I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello

I say high you say low,
You say why and I say I don't know
Oh No
You say goodbye and I say hello
I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello
I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello
Oh No
You say goodbye and I say hello
I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello
I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello
You say yes, I say no
You say start and i say go go go
Oh No
You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello hello
I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello
Hello hello
I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello
Hello hello
I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello
Hello Hello

[Wabbitsd]

Layla...love "ewe."

[11ListenerNot]

Ok, I can't find the post from you know who referencing the wizard of oz. I now feel like the good witch from the west, and the other unnamed who's name I won't mention is the wicked witch from the east. Our names are too similar. But yes, I am
11listenernot, the good witch.

No diary from Laura today hmmmm. This reminds me of the days when she would get lax on the diary. Laura, you'd better get caught up on your diary entries, or we're going to start some heavy rumors IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

Now, let's have FUN, it's almost the end of the workday, and almost Friday!

[Listenernot]

Tisk tisk, I dont wonder, I fantasize.


forgive me, pardon my manners..
I meant "use your imagination"

[11th Reader]

Wait a second...I leave for 2 hours to go have lunch with the boyfriend and I come back to find out that there's been a mutiny and that I'm no longer the leader of the group?!?!

That's it, no more brownies for any of you guys!

[Listenernot]

Ok, I can't find the post from you know who referencing the wizard of oz. I now feel like the good witch from the west, and the other unnamed who's name I won't mention is the wicked witch from the east. Our names are too similar. But yes, I am
11listenernot, the good witch.

No diary from Laura today hmmmm. This reminds me of the days when she would get lax on the diary. Laura, you'd better get caught up on your diary entries, or we're going to start some heavy rumors IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

Now, let's have FUN, it's almost the end of the workday, and almost Friday!


Maybe you haven't been having fun, but I've been having a blast today!

[Carol]

forgive me, pardon my manners..
I meant "use your imagination"

You are a few steps behind Listenernot, keep up sweetie. Been there, done that. I would think you could do better then the general and oh so pathetic college girl tease, at a party banter.

[Layla]

Wait a second...I leave for 2 hours to go have lunch with the boyfriend and I come back to find out that there's been a mutiny and that I'm no longer the leader of the group?!?!

That's it, no more brownies for any of you guys!

I'm too full from the Kool-aid to have room for brownies anyway.

[Wabbitsd]

L-not could use a brownie or maybe something to eat to ward off the afternoon angries. But she/he/it was leaving. or said so quite a while back. Layla, are you still serenading our departing guest?

[SDGirl87]

Wait a second...I leave for 2 hours to go have lunch with the boyfriend and I come back to find out that there's been a mutiny and that I'm no longer the leader of the group?!?!

That's it, no more brownies for any of you guys!

I was just tending to the flock while you enjoyed a few hours of down time. I decided on Sangria instead of kool aid tonight because well...it's almost Friday and all. Do you think the sangria will clash with the brownies??

Here are the pom poms back. Thanks for letting me play!!

[Listenernot]

You are a few steps behind Listenernot, keep up sweetie. Been there, done that. I would think you could do better then the general and oh so pathetic college girl tease, at a party banter.


Sounds like an interesting idea.
General/cheerleader combo,,that could work!

[Wabbitsd]

"I'm feeling ANGRY...."

Talk About Angry Feelings
When children know their parents care deeply about them and care about whatever they're feeling, they are more likely to talk about feelings rather than act them out in hurting ways.

When you've had a frustrating day, you could say, “I am really angry today because...”
When your child seems to be angry, you could say, "I know you're mad about that, but you can't hurt!" Don't you feel better when someone says, "I understand why you're mad" or "You have a right to be angry"?
When your child is getting angry with a friend, you could say, "Tell him (or her) that you're angry! It helps when you use words."
At a quiet time, talk about things children can do when they're angry so they won't hurt anyone or break things.
Help Your Child Develop Controls
It takes time for children to learn to stop from doing something that will hurt others. It's scary for them to be out of control, and they need their parents to help them develop controls.

Toddlers (or preschoolers who are very upset) often need to have adults firmly and caringly hold them or take them away from the situation.
Think about saying "I'm proud of you." when your child is about to hit, but holds back and finds control.
Help your child practice stopping by playing games like "Red Light, Green Light" or "Stop and Go."
Children also learn self-control when they do activities that need careful concentration, like stringing beads, moving toy cars along a "road" made from a piece of tape, or using snap-together toys.
Find Healthy Outlets
When children have some controls, they're more able to channel their energies when they're angry. Parents can encourage healthy outlets by offering things like:

crayons and paper for painting a mad picture;
play clay for kneading or pounding;
pounding toys;
musical instruments like drums or xylophones;
construction paper to tear for collages;
puppets for making up plays.

I think we have our answer...L-not is A-N-G-R-Y.

[11th Reader]

I was just tending to the flock while you enjoyed a few hours of down time. I decided on Sangria instead of kool aid tonight because well...it's almost Friday and all. Do you think the sangria will clash with the brownies??

Here are the pom poms back. Thanks for letting me play!!

That's the last time I ask the elves to hold down the fort for me. Seriously...

[Listenernot]

L-not could use a brownie or maybe something to eat to ward off the afternoon angries. But she/he/it was leaving. or said so quite a while back. Layla, are you still serenading our departing guest?


The songs are,,,really stupid.
and not at all funny, just an fyi.

[Listenernot]

"I'm feeling ANGRY...."

Talk About Angry Feelings
When children know their parents care deeply about them and care about whatever they're feeling, they are more likely to talk about feelings rather than act them out in hurting ways.

When you've had a frustrating day, you could say, “I am really angry today because...”
When your child seems to be angry, you could say, "I know you're mad about that, but you can't hurt!" Don't you feel better when someone says, "I understand why you're mad" or "You have a right to be angry"?
When your child is getting angry with a friend, you could say, "Tell him (or her) that you're angry! It helps when you use words."
At a quiet time, talk about things children can do when they're angry so they won't hurt anyone or break things.
Help Your Child Develop Controls
It takes time for children to learn to stop from doing something that will hurt others. It's scary for them to be out of control, and they need their parents to help them develop controls.

Toddlers (or preschoolers who are very upset) often need to have adults firmly and caringly hold them or take them away from the situation.
Think about saying "I'm proud of you." when your child is about to hit, but holds back and finds control.
Help your child practice stopping by playing games like "Red Light, Green Light" or "Stop and Go."
Children also learn self-control when they do activities that need careful concentration, like stringing beads, moving toy cars along a "road" made from a piece of tape, or using snap-together toys.
Find Healthy Outlets
When children have some controls, they're more able to channel their energies when they're angry. Parents can encourage healthy outlets by offering things like:

crayons and paper for painting a mad picture;
play clay for kneading or pounding;
pounding toys;
musical instruments like drums or xylophones;
construction paper to tear for collages;
puppets for making up plays.

I think we have our answer...L-not is A-N-G-R-Y.


Again, a rant that is neither original, or funny.

[Wabbitsd]

I'm wounded. L-not, we've hardly been able to develop a relationship, and you're already criticizinig needlessly. I must tell you right now, I don't think we can continue going steady if your attitude doesn't change. :|

[InvisibleElf]

That's the last time I ask the elves to hold down the fort for me. Seriously...

On a related note, we're sort of out Sangria...*hiccups*

[ApexGroupie]

hey listenernot...suggestion...get your panties (man panties? manties?) out of a bunch and get to gettin'! You are doing exactly what you're making fun of everyone else for! Back to talking about how tubby is going to climb half way up torrey pines and roll back down, knocking over hundreds of other 3day walkers like bowling pins.

[Listenernot]

I'm wounded. L-not, we've hardly been able to develop a relationship, and you're already criticizinig needlessly. I must tell you right now, I don't think we can continue going steady if your attitude doesn't change. :|


Favorite color panties?

[Murray]

Somebody please remind me how we can block the postings of a particularly annoying over poster or should I say poster child for the emotionally derailed/recently debunked

[Wabbitsd]

L-not, no use in trying to sweet talk me like that. I am not interested in how you cross dress. No matter what color you wear.

[Layla]

The songs are,,,really stupid.
and not at all funny, just an fyi.
Oh, how it hurts (oh, how it hurts)
To say goodbye, yes, it does
Oh, how it hurts (oh, how it hurts)
For me to cry, that's all right

[Wabbitsd]

Murray, up on the left...User CP...then down to buddy/ignore list.

[11ListenerNot]

Murray, up on the left...User CP...then down to buddy/ignore list.
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Ok everyone, one...two...three...GO!!!

[Listenernot]

L-not, no use in trying to sweet talk me like that. I am not interested in how you cross dress. No matter what color you wear.


Even if I told you they were magenta?

[JDub04]

L-SNOT?

ohmylord....too funny.


Unlike L-sNOT....I am cracking up. :ptlaugh: Thanks for all the material L-snot....you are making my afternoon go by so fast. :wavey2:

I hope to see Tubby huffing up the TP hill tomorrow. I will have my camera ready just in case he makes it past my work. I work near the urgent care and Green Hospital, so I will keep a look out to see if Tubby is escorted into the hospital on a gurney. :sick:

[Listenernot]

Murray, up on the left...User CP...then down to buddy/ignore list.


I just did that to you!!!

[Wabbitsd]

I think this is a time for reflection....

L-not, I have to thank you. You've reminded me that so many of my relationships have been very similar: short, lacking in substance, and sadly--totally inadequate.

It's sad, but we will have to really say goodbye...trust me, it's you, not me. It's not easy to let you go so soon, but it's necessary.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Even if I told you they were magenta?

Sheesh - didn't you say you were leaving HOURS ago?

[Listenernot]

Unlike L-sNOT....I am cracking up. :ptlaugh: Thanks for all the material L-snot....you are making my afternoon go by so fast. :wavey2:

I hope to see Tubby huffing up the TP hill tomorrow. I will have my camera ready just in case he makes it past my work. I work near the urgent care and Green Hospital, so I will keep a look out to see if Tubby is escorted into the hospital on a gurney. :sick:


No problem..I am weary now..must rest, I hope someone entertains me tomorrow.

[Wabbitsd]

Plesae, board friends, try to console me. All that remains of my dear, dear L-not is this hollow message:

"This message is hidden because Listenernot is on your ignore list."

And it is so like him to leave like that. I mean not leave like that.

[Listenernot]

Sheesh - didn't you say you were leaving HOURS ago?


Well hopefully someone will pick up the slack tomorrow..you're a tough crowd.

[11ListenerNot]

I hope to see Tubby huffing up the TP hill tomorrow. I will have my camera ready just in case he makes it past my work. I work near the urgent care and Green Hospital, so I will keep a look out to see if Tubby is escorted into the hospital on a gurney
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Oh, please please try!! Posting that would make our weekend so much more fun. Also, those of you who are walking watch out for tub of lard and see if he suddenly disappears and poof! reappear on the third day on the finish line!

[IMISSLEO]

go ahead and chastize me for the caps...they are SO necessary...

LSNOT----OMG GET OFF ALREADY...WE JUST WANT YOU TO CRAWL BACK IN THE HOLE YOU CAME FROM AND STOP INTERRUPTING OUR FUN!!!!

[Layla]

Plesae, board friends, try to console me. All that remains of my dear, dear L-not is this hollow message:

"This message is hidden because Listenernot is on your ignore list."

And it is so like him to leave like that. I mean not leave like that.

Poor Poor Wabbit. Perhaps a fundraiser should be brought up in your honor?

[Listenernot]

Poor Poor Wabbit. Perhaps a fundraiser should be brought up in your honor?


You are so funny! Can you think of any more songs to google and post today?

[tabatha23]

L-NOT: You crack me up! Don't leave...

[Wabbitsd]

IMISSLEO, did you happen to catch when Layla was singing "My Heart will Go on?" I thought of you and perhaps your LEO (DiCaprio). She did a lovely job, though L-not didn't express suitable thanks for her thoughtfulness. oh, dagnabit. I'm starting to think about my old cat, Delilah, now. I should have asked L-not whether he or she had been spayed/neutered. I could have kept that memory along with that of my poor, departed feline friend.

[wanky]

If you weren't here while it was happening, it probably shouldn't matter much to you, right?

Wabbit, that's a good point. I just have to say that ever since the Texan fiasco, everyone is suspicious to me, especially the newbs who posted after the fact. How do I know that Recovering Listener isn't Tex's reincarnation? (no offense if you're not, I'm just saying) The fact is, this is a forum (duh,really?). Everyone's invisible and anonymous and the need for accountability is diminished somehow. Here, Surfin_Vixen was a stay at home mom, pregnant, 3 kids whose mouths never touched fast food, another one on the way, a devoted husband, a Cardiff home with 7 bedrooms, 2 brand new cars, etc. etc......not that this isn't possible but now we know it's all a crock of lies....thanks to SDGirl who exposed her and unveiled the truth. The fact is, we just don't know what we're dealing with when we're on this forum. We are here to express our frustration with the showgram, plain and simple. But if along the way, you find someone you relate to and develop a friendship then that's wonderful. We go from there as far as the trust issue. So, let's stop pointing fingers and move on. Eventually, if there are fakes out there, they will be exposed one way or the other (Dilbert , Texan, and hopefully other Texan aliases)

[Listenernot]

L-NOT: You crack me up! Don't leave...


I'm not! That's the beauty, I got some private messages from quite a few of you telling me please don't let them make you leave..
I'm not angry, I'm just kidding in all of this stuff but some of these people are so mean, they take it to an extreme..and they, are not funny
thank you!

[Wabbitsd]

Add L-not, Tabatha...etc. etc.

[Layla]

You are so funny! Can you think of any more songs to google and post today?

Awe, but I thought you weren't enjoying it!

[Layla]

I'm not! That's the beauty, I got some private messages from quite a few of you telling me please don't let them make you leave..
I'm not angry, I'm just kidding in all of this stuff but some of these people are so mean, they take it to an extreme..and they, are not funny
thank you!

How sweet, you have so many fans who think you are so hilarious they won't come out and say it in public. I bet you're proud.

[tabatha23]

I'm not! That's the beauty, I got some private messages from quite a few of you telling me please don't let them make you leave..
I'm not angry, I'm just kidding in all of this stuff but some of these people are so mean, they take it to an extreme..and they, are not funny
thank you!

I totally agree! They throw a little hissy fit if you write something they don't like.

[Layla]

I totally agree! They throw a little hissy fit if you write something they don't like.
Hey Tabby, long time no see!:wavey2:

[IMISSLEO]

IMISSLEO, did you happen to catch when Layla was singing "My Heart will Go on?" I thought of you and perhaps your LEO (DiCaprio). She did a lovely job, though L-not didn't express suitable thanks for her thoughtfulness. oh, dagnabit. I'm starting to think about my old cat, Delilah, now. I should have asked L-not whether he or she had been spayed/neutered. I could have kept that memory along with that of my poor, departed feline friend.


I did appreciate Layla's song mentioning my Leo. Ironically enough, my LEO was of the feline variety (I guess you could say DiCATprio). Hopefully your Delilah was Delightfulah! My Leo had to be put down when he got old and started peeing on the floor. The smell of it is similar to what I smell when I read LsNOT's posts!

[SDGirl87]

IMISSLEO, did you happen to catch when Layla was singing "My Heart will Go on?" I thought of you and perhaps your LEO (DiCaprio). She did a lovely job, though L-not didn't express suitable thanks for her thoughtfulness. oh, dagnabit. I'm starting to think about my old cat, Delilah, now. I should have asked L-not whether he or she had been spayed/neutered. I could have kept that memory along with that of my poor, departed feline friend.


Hey! that was ME!! Not Layla. GEESH. No appreciation for what I do around here.

[Listenernot]

Add L-not, Tabatha...etc. etc.


They are not listening to you, Little Mr. Dictator.:wavey2:

[Listenernot]

I totally agree! They throw a little hissy fit if you write something they don't like.


Those two, Layla and Wabbit whatever are in charge! That's for sure.
You all just do what they say, or else!!

[Listenernot]

Awe, but I thought you weren't enjoying it!


Actually, not really at all, but I don't enjoy being told what I can and can't do, it's call freedom of the press. Obviously you didn't get the memo on that one.

[Layla]

Those two, Layla and Wabbit whatever are in charge! That's for sure.
You all just do what they say, or else!!

Wait, I thought SDGirl was in charge and I was part of her herd. :spock:

[Wabbitsd]

Oh, sorry SDGirl. I just assumed it was Layla...you have a similar voice.

Tabby, didn't you figure you were outgunned here some time ago?

And of course you and your alters are messaging L-not to stay.

Lordy, I feel like someone just out of Juvenile Hall found an old list of screen names.

Have some more Sangria SDGirl87. No sharing with Laura's buddies, here, though, ok?

Hey, did I get a PROMOTION?

There goes the neighborhood.

Better pick a new icon, Layla.

[SDGirl87]

Those two, Layla and Wabbit whatever are in charge! That's for sure.
You all just do what they say, or else!!

WAIT. I thought I was the dumba$$ leader?? I'm so confused.

Someone please go donate some blood in my name. I feel faint.

Sangria at 6:00.:cheers:

[Layla]

Actually, not really at all, but I don't enjoy being told what I can and can't do, it's call freedom of the press. Obviously you didn't get the memo on that one.

Oh, so you're a reporter?

I never told you to go, you said you were leaving. I just serenaded you on your way.

[SDGirl87]

Oh, so you're a reporter?

I never told you to go, you said you were leaving. I just serenaded you on your way.


That was very kind of you Layla. You have earned an extra helping of Kool Aid for tomorrow. I couldn't be more proud.

[Wabbitsd]

L-not's a repeater, not a reporter.

[PRINTER]

I don't post much but I have to say after taking a break from work to read today's posts cracked me up!
Won't even acknowledge the "L" words posts...so not worth it. But I gotta say again (regarding posts from early in the day)...Davecain was very much in love with Laura, proven by the stories she told (do you remember when they hired a babysitter so they could go to the movies but while they were out to dinner he looked across the table and said to her, "I love you so much I could WEAR you right now" and instead of going to the movies they went to a hotel in the Gaslamp?) sigh...
and the times her called in and laughed lovingly WITH her at funny things that happened with the family.
I truly believe that Laura went over the line (no pun intended) and something clicked within Dave and he just couldn't go back. She came back talking about rehab as if it was another college dorm. Then instead of REALLY trying to change, she moves in with the "loser-est of the losers" and dances in a competition. Not exactly trying to be a model mother.
I feel I have a bit of a right to be a somewhat judgmental. I am 18 years sober and quit drinking when my kid was 7. My husband was working days and going to school nights and wine became my best friend. When I quit drinking I started exercising with friends(not laying around watching tv, reading and napping), joined the Parent Group at the elementary school(not laying around watching tv, reading and napping), attending writing classes (not laying around watching tv, reading and napping) and trying to improve myself (not laying around watching tv, reading and napping)! It took awhile to redeem myself and get people to forget my drinking days. But I heard something at AA that really affected me, "You can change your past by changing your present". I completely changed that "other" person and now, 18 years later no one knows me as or remembers me as a drinking, irresponsible person. Laura hasn't changed at all. She still want to live the life of a college girl. She even tries to use the current hip lingo and it's getting a bit embarrasing! I think if she would have proven to Dave that she was willing to REALLY change (get an apartment, get involved in the kid's school activities, exercise with other mothers instead of FH and Moochie) he MIGHT have given her another chance. I don't think opening a box of Halloween decorations makes her a "changed woman". I don't mean to be harsh...I just hate that she doesn't realize that she is still "all about Laura". "Dave's being so mean"...gimme a break...and grow up, honey. Oh...and LBM!!!!!!!

[Listenernot]

If you are proud to be a member of someone's herd Layla, then more power to you.

[Wabbitsd]

May I ask the others here wearing nice, white kid gloves to join me in a standing ovation for PRINTER!!!

(and I mean that sincerely.)