San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread

[califbrat]

He hasn't gotten me! I'd just distract him with food & then kick his @ss.

No crack, but I did have a few drinks during the football games today. Damn Chargers. :disa:

I also don't believe that the whole family was together all day & happy as coud be. I believe FH was getting drunk in Downtown Disney & the kids went off on their own.

Yes he has his own "special brew" in his boda bag... sneaky devil.. naaa just bad to the bone! Hope he didn't drive back!

[SDGirl87]

He hasn't gotten me yet. I'm still here, just not feeling well so I've been low key.

Please pass the Sangria (sigh).

[Wabbitsd]

I'm still wondering who FH is engaged to...a transvestite? He keeps referring to his fiance instead of his fiancee...someone needs to give him somme lessons here. And his bottle-blonde fiancEE is not a blond, she is a BLONDE. geeze. sometimes you just have to point out the obvious to some of these rocket scientist bog deals.

[Newer Reader]

Good evening, we've had a pleasant weekend here at the NR household. I'm spending a few minutes goofing off online and then I'm going to go make some popcorn. Got the extra buttered kind this time.

I hope I'm not being a little Dilbert-y here but what the heck, the board's slow anyway.

FH's blog the other day suggests that he's had second thoughts about his decision to go to Van Halen instead of the Old Globe tree lighting ceremony. Earlier in the week I was on the J&J web site and clicked on the large animated ad for the "Grinch Who Stole Christmas"...thinking that maybe we'd go this year. It took me to the Old Globe web site where I read both the written publicity about the show and the press release document about it that was issued in September. Both mention that LC and FH would be the MCs for the tree lighting ceremony. The press release is at http://www.oldglobe.org/pdf/Grinch%202007.pdf

I just thought (again) about what a jerk FH was. Obviously he gave a commitment to the Globe, they issued a press release and have been publicizing that he'd be there. Anyone with any integrity, anyone who wanted to be an example to their kids would clearly know what the right decision was--you keep your commitment. Period. Not our FH; he blew off the Old Globe. Who knows why they asked him in the first place, but cancelling on them 2 months later is obviously a very poor PR move on FH's part and I'm wondering if he got called on it--which might be why he's now mentioning on his blog that he's had a few problems at the station and is thinking that he should try to get his butt to the tree lighting after all. I doubt his conscience is getting to him; I'll bet the Old Globe folks are having a problem with him backing out of his commitment and have let the station suits know about it. I see that the Old Globe's large ad for the "Grinch" that was on the J&J web site is now also gone. Hmmm.

O.K., and maybe this has been noticed before, but isn't it time to change Laura's bio on the web site? Maybe Jake could help her out by writing her new one.

******************************
Born and raised in Glendale, California! Laura is the oldest of 3children! BEING THE ONLY woman on the Jeff and Jer Showgram, Laura has held her own and has received much praise and respect from her radio peers! She's been with Jeff and Jer since 1992!
An SDSU graduate majoring in Communications, specializing in local partying, Laura met her husband DAVE CAIN in college. Together they have 2 children, CHARLIE AND EVAN! Both Laura's siblings and both her kids all have RED HAIR, so Laura's blonde hair comes from PAUL MITCHELL.
Even though you may not have met Laura in person, she comes across on the radio as your best friend. She gives up all her personal life stories on the air, much to her husband's dismay at times.
GENTLEMEN, FOLD YOUR DOLLAR BILLS and GIVE IT UP FOR LAURA CAIN!
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Off for popcorn. Good night!

NR #26

[GirlfromOR]

SdReadHead I'm glad I could make you laugh. I got in bed this morning and laughed for awhile with my husband about all of the crazy crap this lady says. It really is funny, but I sit there and say, "WTF?" to myself a whole lot as she jabbers on by herself. I'm going to start bringing my ipod.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

I thought it was interesting that I read/heard somewhere that Valerie Bertinelli (Eddie Van Halen's Ex) might be doing the Tree Lighting at Balboa Park....

Funny how she can probably light the tree in Balboa Park and still get to the Van Halen show to watch her soon perform.

XXXL - grow up, honor your commitments and show your kids (and Mooch's kids and Laura's kids AND SAN DIEGO'S KIDS!!!) how a *real* person acts.

[shello]

I'm still wondering who FH is engaged to...a transvestite? He keeps referring to his fiance instead of his fiancee....

No, no no....here's the correct spelling.

Tommy is the financier and Michelle is fi, fiafgjswt.....err, the MOOCHER! In Italian, French and Russian, that means Golddigger.

[cheekymonkey]

I'm here too! Been mostly lurking and just reading and trying to keep up. My HUSBAND, not fian-cee, has been out of town so it's mom running around doing double duty. He helps out on those little things but they really do add up.

Especially when you have a hormonal 14 yr old boy who has more mood swings than britney spears has car accidents! Or Lindsay Lohan revolving door visits to rehab!

Great kid but I can tell he neeeds Pops every once in awhile.

Someone mentioned FH taking more kids along the way. I wonder if it's the only way he can get his own kids to go with him? Maybe it's so he doesn't have to spend time actually with them, just can send them off in groups and hope that at least 1/2 of them come back.


Oh well, off to get laundry folded and make sure sonny boy isn't terrorizing his older sister. Payback is a bitch sometimes I keep telling her!!

:cheers:

[SDGirl87]

Monday November 19, 2007 4:45am
Monday, November 19, 2007 at 9:00am

Monday November 19, 2007 4:45am: I could of easily slept in through the morning show! I took 2 benadryl’s late last night and that really hit me hard. I took advantage of yesterday being Sunday and did absolutely nothing other than drive Eddie back and forth to the skateboard park and talk to Vanessa on the phone from her friends home. I kind of have a head cold or whatever it’s called, but I’m feeling better. Michelle asked if I can find some time to just do NOTHING one day and have some “down time” and I did. It felt good to rest and think about nothing all day yesterday, WELL EXCEPT for the frickin Chargers who messed up my whole day by losing first thing in the morning. Being a Charger fan is like being in love with a bad girlfriend. They’re going to hurt you and make you sad one day and when they do, it will hurt. It hurt yesterday to see LT and the Chargers absolutely BLOW. Go Patriots? Well, if they go undefeated they cannot take away the 1972 Dolphins title. Don Shula didn’t cheat. That’s all I will say about that.

It’s a short week. It’s Thanksgiving week. There’s a lot to do for the holidays and a lot to be thankful for.

I want to take this time to thank YOU. Yes, YOU! Thank you for making this year special for me in so many ways. As I look back, the only thing I wish would have been better is my eating habits, but that is a personal thing and something I NEED TO DO better in, in 2008 and I will, BUT when it comes to YOU and reading this blog, walking on the hikes, emailing me with suggestions and advice, yelling at me at the right things, AND yes all the people who love to write me a hurtful email. It all made 2007 THE BEST YEAR IN MY LIFE.

There’s so much I do automatically that wasn’t there in 2006. 2007 was the year of the blog, the year of friendship, the year of getting engaged, the year of exercising and losing AND GAINING weight, the year of getting think skinned from the mean emails. It all made for a great 2007 and I’m looking forward to 2008.

2007 was all about groups and friendships and bonds and Michelle. 2008 will be even stronger with friendship and you know how I say THE REGULARS that go to those walks, from now on, they are known as MY FRIENDS. They are more than just the regulars that show up to walk with everyone. They all have become friends to one another and to me and that alone was a huge highlight about 2007.

10 years ago, my brother Frank got sick Thanksgiving night and at that time, I never knew what sobriety and NA or AA was all about. 10 years ago Frank passing away was a wake up call to a few people in my family and it got Ray clean and a few others. I miss Frank everyday of my life along with Ray. Frank was Vanessa’s favorite uncle. I used to talk to Vanessa about Frank soon after he died and she remembered everything about him, but these 10 years faded those memories from her and she doesn’t really remember him anymore.

I do. Frank was my first hero while growing up. I was too young to watch my brother Ray play football, but when I was 8 I remember Frank’s high school team and I remember people going crazy when Frank would run the ball and say to myself. I would just smile and laugh and just say, “wow, they’re cheering on the guy I fight with at night over what TV SHOW we’re going to watch”. Frank holds a pop warner record for scoring 10 touchdowns in one game at the Mother Goos Bowl when they used to play football on the day of the parades. That record was in 1966, I was 2 years old and don’t remember it and 41 years later that record still stands. How cool is that?

I have no idea how this blog started with Benadryl to my brother Frank. BUT, I’m glad it did.

Thank you!

[SDGirl87]

"10 years ago, my brother Frank got sick Thanksgiving night and at that time, I never knew what sobriety and NA or AA was all about. "

So we're expected to believe that 10 years ago, at the age of 32, this man did not know what sobriety was and that his brother had a problem with drugs?? We're supposed to believe that he had no idea that drugs could kill and that AA/NA is a resource for information and education? REALLY? What an A$$. Please. If, at the age of 32, you don't know that drugs can kill and...you know what? Nevermind. This isn't worth bothering with.

[SDReadhead]

Hey Tommy Sablan, yes, you Tommy -- I have a question about your blob. You mentioned what 2006 and 2007 were the years for. But what were the years for sexual harrasment? What were the years for adultery? What were the years for domestic violence? Since it is important for you to connect with us listeners on such a deep and personal level, please fill us in on these missing details.

And Tommy, you didn't develop a thick skin -- you are fat. And by the way, you don't need to develop thick skin because you obviously have a callous over your heart and soul.

Bye now.

[blondmom]

what is a goos?

[SDGirl87]

Goos is plural for Goo.

[SDReadhead]

Ugh -- tried to find a new morning radio show over the past week. Tuned into 933. Couldn't even listen long enough to catch names, but there is some girl on there who sounds like the biggest bimbo on the planet. Her laugh made me wish I could hear LBM's laugh instead. Then tuned in DSC; too cynical for me. Not that they are worse than J/J -- just bad in a different way. All of this made me really miss the funny times in the past with J/J, when they really were family oriented, fresh, and funny. Did someone say Jagger and Kristi are on in the mornings? If so, where? Tuned into Jack but they were playing some Flock of Seagulls song -- too early in the day for 80s one-hit-wonders. Tuned into J/J and heard a bunch of jaded phoneys and a sexual deviant. I'm an old grump, but I do love this dancing turkey. :turkey:

[SDGirl87]

SDReadhead, I listen to Scott/BR on the sports XX1090 AM They're funny, witty and timely. Of course, if you aren't into sports, then don't bother...lol.

I also love the dancing turkey! :turkey:

[blondmom]

ah, the Muther GOO parade

[Layla]

ah, the Muther GOO parade

I was there..for a bit...and a big heaping steaming pile of GOO would have been more enjoyable.

As for morning radio. I actually ASKED for J/J this morning! ACK! My battery was dead, so daddy had to drive the kids and me to school, etc. He listens to those Hip Hop channels and every single one of them were blatantly discussing sex and drugs. It was disgusting. Switched over to 94.1 but Tommy's voice was on at that exact moment. I immediately switched to Sophie!

[RhondaReindeer]

SDRedhead, there are quite of few of us on this board that listen to the DSC. Trust us and give them more of a listen. I would call them more irreverant, than cynical. It takes time to get to know them and all the "in" jokes but they are not phony. Chainsaw is especially a stand-up guy and well respected broadcaster. And the show has very few commercials.

Also, the Mikey show on 105.3 isn't bad. I know some have said he pushes his Christian agenda too much but over the course of the last few months I only recall tuning in to such discussions a couple of times and he is not offensive about it in any way. But watch out, that Ashley's voice will grate on you.

[des1969]

RR, I agree with you about DSC. I have been listening to the them for years. They tell it like it is, don't claim to be better than the rest of us like another show we know, they are just real people. I have met them several times in person at their events and they are exactly how they appear on the air.

But if you are someone who doesn't like sarcasm, I admit, you might have a hard time swallowing their humor.

[mamasterls]

He's got this picture up now for his blaaagh.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t126/alohagirl2000/tommy_k_c1.jpg

Nice red-eye effect on Tummy there.
Isn't it not a good idea to ID your kids in public like that?
Who's the woman in red front & center?

[mamasterls]

Here is Laura's diary entry for today:
Laura's Diary - November 19th, 2007
Monday, November 19, 2007 at 12:04pm

Dear Diary,

My weekend was kinda melancholy. The kids and I went to the Hotel Del Saturday night as part of our continuing Hotel Tour 2007. I forgot how incredibly stunning that structure is. Wow. I also failed to acknowledge that this is where Dave and I lived for five years of our early lives together….the happiest years. The sadness hit me mid-span on the bridge heading over to Coronado. So many memories, happy memories of living in Coronado. We used to be so in love. We used to have so much fun together.

I was sitting on the beach watching Charlie and Ev build a sand castle, and I was overcome with emotion I was so sad thinking about what used to be. At the same time, I was filled with joy watching my babies play. As I watched the waves crash and the sun go down with my babies in its silhouette, I prayed. I prayed that from this point on, I will not obsess about the past, I will make new memories…new happy memories. I also realized that because of the break-up of their parents, Char and Ev are becoming so close. They hug each other all the time, they talk about how much they love each other and they want to be together always. Charlie looked at Ev sleeping that night and said, "Look Momma, isn't she cute? I like to kiss her soft cheek when she's asleep." How sweet.

Our room was super nice, huge and right around the corner from "the haunted room." We didn't experience anything weird, but you can definitely feel something old floating around that place. We're going back to the Del in a few weeks so we can ice skate. Yep, they got their ice skating rink all ready to go. It just adds more charm to that beautiful place.

I have a cute Charlie story from this weekend…
We were sitting on our feather--soft king bed, eating room-service pancakes when Charlie looks at the T-shirt I wore to bed and says, "You know what? IT IS!! It definitely is, Momma."

My shirt had the "Life is Good" logo on it.

Pretty cool that Charlie thinks his life is good. That makes me so happy.

See you tomorrow, Diary.

[Wabbitsd]

Jagger and Christy (sp?) are on 92.5...they play old school kinda music most of the time, if they aren't talking. But I like them pretty much.

[debbiegrrrl]

RR, I agree with you about DSC. I have been listening to the them for years. They tell it like it is, don't claim to be better than the rest of us like another show we know, they are just real people. I have met them several times in person at their events and they are exactly how they appear on the air.

But if you are someone who doesn't like sarcasm, I admit, you might have a hard time swallowing their humor.


I love it when they refer to J&J as "Wiggy and Caesar" and make "gimme my wig" references.

[boris85]

Good evening, we've had a pleasant weekend here at the NR household. I'm spending a few minutes goofing off online and then I'm going to go make some popcorn. Got the extra buttered kind this time.

I hope I'm not being a little Dilbert-y here but what the heck, the board's slow anyway.

FH's blog the other day suggests that he's had second thoughts about his decision to go to Van Halen instead of the Old Globe tree lighting ceremony. Earlier in the week I was on the J&J web site and clicked on the large animated ad for the "Grinch Who Stole Christmas"...thinking that maybe we'd go this year. It took me to the Old Globe web site where I read both the written publicity about the show and the press release document about it that was issued in September. Both mention that LC and FH would be the MCs for the tree lighting ceremony. The press release is at http://www.oldglobe.org/pdf/Grinch%202007.pdf

I just thought (again) about what a jerk FH was. Obviously he gave a commitment to the Globe, they issued a press release and have been publicizing that he'd be there. Anyone with any integrity, anyone who wanted to be an example to their kids would clearly know what the right decision was--you keep your commitment. Period. Not our FH; he blew off the Old Globe. Who knows why they asked him in the first place, but cancelling on them 2 months later is obviously a very poor PR move on FH's part and I'm wondering if he got called on it--which might be why he's now mentioning on his blog that he's had a few problems at the station and is thinking that he should try to get his butt to the tree lighting after all. I doubt his conscience is getting to him; I'll bet the Old Globe folks are having a problem with him backing out of his commitment and have let the station suits know about it. I see that the Old Globe's large ad for the "Grinch" that was on the J&J web site is now also gone. Hmmm.

O.K., and maybe this has been noticed before, but isn't it time to change Laura's bio on the web site? Maybe Jake could help her out by writing her new one.

******************************
Born and raised in Glendale, California! Laura is the oldest of 3children! BEING THE ONLY woman on the Jeff and Jer Showgram, Laura has held her own and has received much praise and respect from her radio peers! She's been with Jeff and Jer since 1992!
An SDSU graduate majoring in Communications, specializing in local partying, Laura met her husband DAVE CAIN in college. Together they have 2 children, CHARLIE AND EVAN! Both Laura's siblings and both her kids all have RED HAIR, so Laura's blonde hair comes from PAUL MITCHELL.
Even though you may not have met Laura in person, she comes across on the radio as your best friend. She gives up all her personal life stories on the air, much to her husband's dismay at times.
GENTLEMEN, FOLD YOUR DOLLAR BILLS and GIVE IT UP FOR LAURA CAIN!
********************************

Off for popcorn. Good night!

NR #26

Don't you mean "roll your dollar bills?"

[SDGirl87]

I just had a horrible realization!

Thursday is THANKSGIVING!! :turkey:

Will LBM get a new outfit? Will we be able to see it? How will life as we know it go on? Dear me, I'm all a quiver...

Someone pass the Sangria please. I must calm down.

:gle:

[J&JSuck]

I love it when they refer to J&J as "Wiggy and Caesar" and make "gimme my wig" references.
Ok that sounds pretty funny. I have a hard time with their fake DJ voices though. I will try again...

[Layla]

Ok that sounds pretty funny. I have a hard time with their fake DJ voices though. I will try again...

The fake DJ voices they do are in jest. Listen a little longer. They don't keep it up. The often do voices which they refer to as "puppets". I think the puppets are hilarious, but I can see how someone who doesn't listen often would not get it.

[iamsheens]

just got caught up on the board...

I think tommy has to persuade his kids to hang out with him by letting them invite their friends along...I know I did that a lot of the time cause I couldn't handle being with my dad, at least I had my friends to keep me company through whatever stuff we did.

And I agree how did Tommy not know about rehab and AA at 32? I've known about it for who knows how long....most teenagers know about it....what an idiot.

I wonder if the down time is a reference to us talking about can't he just hang out at home without going anywhere?

And I cant believe the christmas tree lighting/van halen concert is still an issue....imagine if these were the difficult decisions in our lives....wouldnt that be great? thats not even an issue in my book....ugh must be nice to be A big deal...

[Wabbitsd]

It's very telling that Sablan spends absolutely NO one-on-one time with either of his children. He really has no idea who they are--as individuals. He does, however, use the heck out of them to try to prop up his own ego and get mileage. When he enters into his "I'm such a great parent" tirade, it's always along the lines of the classic "whoa! kids these days!" rants I bet he thinks his "friends" or acquaintances with kids would expect to share with other parents. You know the talks. The same ones our parents had, their parents had, etc. Nothing of particular consequence, and nothing with any attachment to reality.

His time with them is mere babysitting. Either it's both of them over at the house (complete with all the newest toys and diversions) so they can entertain themselves, or he makes sure there are lots of other kids around...so he can disengage. I could probably win a lot of money betting that he's never done the whole morning til bedtime routine with them, complete with homework supervision.

I can even wager he's never spent a day doing something outside his experience with either of his kids, too. Has he done any involved activities with them, where parents are required to make a commitment of time and involvement? Bet not.

I don't think there's any one reason he does this, but a combination of several...

1. he wants to be perceived as "the cool dad" who has all the toys and all the other kids are supposed to be envious of his kids.

2. he wished he had all this stuff when he was a kid, and he is re-writing his childhood through his kids' lives.

3. his whole background makes it so he thinks appearances are everything. If he can just put a coat of paint on the proverbial "house facade" folks will think he's a together guy. That he has some understanding of concepts such as family, commitment, fidelity, honesty and trust. He thinks he can just pretend these attributes are a part of his character, and it will be so, at least as long as it is convenient.

I think, also, he's been telling the two emperors (and the other players in that shillgram) there on the show that they still have cool outfits on. And he believes he's dressing snappily in their same costumes. As long as he says it is so, it is, right?

[Transplant]

Don't know if anyone listened this morning but LBM was telling a story of the Sablan house last night. FH asleep on the couch snoring, two TV's blaring....Eddie was on the computer for a long time (unsupervised!) and then much later....LBM walks into the living room...FH's still asleep and poor Eddie is eating Lucky Charms cereal for dinner!

Now that's quality time! Way to go FH...you can't even fix or buy your son a decent meal?

but tell me this...why didn't LBM fix or get Eddie something decent to eat???????

[Layla]

but tell me this...why didn't LBM fix or get Eddie something decent to eat???????

She was probably in awe of the fact that he knew how to make a bowl of cereal. She probably then asked him to make her one too.

[TJLuv]

He's got this picture up now for his blaaagh.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t126/alohagirl2000/tommy_k_c1.jpg

Nice red-eye effect on Tummy there.
Isn't it not a good idea to ID your kids in public like that?
Who's the woman in red front & center?

looks like kelly clarkson

[blondmom]

i hope laura can put her family back together, it doesn't sound like she has a very good chance...but i hope for the sake of her children that she puts her pride and past behind her.

then again, i don't know her...if she really slutted around like others have said, maybe she just cut her losses.

i just hate to see divorces, makes me sad

[pax]

I agree, blondmom. They loved one another enough to make a family. Too bad they can't work it out.

[Truth_Patrol]

I wondered the same thing about Eddie's dinner. Why couldn't LBM fix him something? Is she that lame as a parent that she didn't realize she should do that?

[des1969]

Yeah J&JSuck, you have to listen for a little bit to realize the DSC is VERY heavy on the sarcasm. Like I said, they have a lot of inside jokes and things that go on that only regular listeners will get. But what I like about them is they don't try to hide their flaws...they have an ex-hooker who does the traffic and a misogynistic know-it-all as a sidekick. That's the beauty of their show, inside of trying to hide behind a "family values" facade, they play up their imperfections.

[Wabbitsd]

Geeze, you guys. In the old days, back at the pre-lockdown Cain Household, I'm sure Laura would have expected her nanny to have something ready for her and her own kids, but Eddie is someone else's kid...like she should have to wait on him, or arrange for a servant to take care of him, either.

Frankly, she should butt out. FH and Eddie were spending, quality bonding time together, and she was interfering. FH is a great parent, hasn't he told us that repeatedly?

[des1969]

Originally posted by Wabbitsd
Geeze, you guys. In the old days, back at the pre-lockdown Cain Household, I'm sure Laura would have expected her nanny to have something ready for her and her own kids, but Eddie is someone else's kid...like she should have to wait on him, or arrange for a servant to take care of him, either.

Frankly, she should butt out. FH and Eddie were spending, quality bonding time together, and she was interfering. FH is a great parent, hasn't he told us that repeatedly?

LOL!

[DreamerGal]

I wondered the same thing about Eddie's dinner. Why couldn't LBM fix him something? Is she that lame as a parent that she didn't realize she should do that?

I don't think mothering is a natural instinct to our dear LBM. It's something she struggles with every day. Her natural instinct is to worry about her wants and needs, which is why and how her marriage got so off track. When you're in a relationship and thinking only of yourself, there's going to be a breaking point, where your partner says enough is enough.

[Wabbitsd]

It's very sad that she has a better relationship with her kids now that she is only nominally in their lives.

Wonder what this whole world of child custody would be like if the judges could be held personally responsible for their bad decisions about custody and visitation?

[SadSadSad]

[QUOTE=mamasterls]He's got this picture up now for his blaaagh.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t126/alohagirl2000/tommy_k_c1.jpg
QUOTE]

Ummm, is FH standing on a box because you know he's not that much taller than the rest of them. Meanwhile how sad that he has to put this picture up to reaffirm he's such a great dad. Something tells me the kids just put up with FH so they could see Kelly Clarkson.

[iamsheens]

At my job when I have to cashier there is LCD Flashlights at my desk, why do people insist upon flashing the lights in my eyes? Its never funny and they are bright, sometimes I feel like Im surrounded by idiots.

[iamsheens]

Had to get that out of my system...I can only be blinded by flashlights so many times before it annoys me...

[debbiegrrrl]

[QUOTE=mamasterls]He's got this picture up now for his blaaagh.

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t126/alohagirl2000/tommy_k_c1.jpg
QUOTE]

Ummm, is FH standing on a box because you know he's not that much taller than the rest of them. Meanwhile how sad that he has to put this picture up to reaffirm he's such a great dad. Something tells me the kids just put up with FH so they could see Kelly Clarkson.

FH and Mooch both look like theyve been photoshopped in.

[Layla]

I actually though a lot of it looked Photoshopped. Tommy definitely. I can't figure out why Kelly (?) doesn't have her arm around the other girls. It's all very strange.

[iamsheens]

I BET TOMMY is photoshopped in....cause why wouldnt tommy and mooch stand next to each other?

[Layla]

I BET TOMMY is photoshopped in....cause why wouldnt tommy and mooch stand next to each other?

Because she can't stand him.

[SadSadSad]

FH's blog:

Monday November 19, 2007 4:45am: I could of easily slept in through the morning show! (who am I kidding the show is so freaking bad and boring we all sleep through it everyday.) I took 2 benadryl’s ( a s@#tload of vodka and cocaine) late last night and that really hit me hard. I took advantage of yesterday being Sunday and did absolutely nothing other than drive Eddie back and forth to the skateboard park and talk to Vanessa on the phone from her friends home (it's my weekend and they don't want to be near me because I'm such an awesome dad). I kind of have a head cold or whatever it’s called (a hangover), but I’m feeling better. Michelle asked if I can find some time to just do NOTHING one day and have some “down time” and I did. It felt good to rest and think about nothing all day yesterday (except boobs and who I can harrass next), WELL EXCEPT for the frickin Chargers who messed up my whole day by losing first thing in the morning. Being a Charger fan is like being in love with a bad girlfriend (you know, girls who get mad when you cheat on them and wont' put up with your boozing and womanizing). They’re going to hurt you and make you sad one day and when they do, it will hurt. (wow, that was really deep. I am so smart.) It hurt yesterday to see LT and the Chargers absolutely BLOW. Go Patriots? Well, if they go undefeated they cannot take away the 1972 Dolphins title. Don Shula didn’t cheat (But I do all the time so I guess I can never take away the title, either, although I am in the running for being the 2007 Whale of the Year). That’s all I will say about that.

It’s a short week. It’s Thanksgiving week. There’s a lot to do for the holidays and a lot to be thankful for.

I want to take this time to thank YOU. Yes, YOU! (On behalf of the DC you are welcome.) Thank you for making this year special for me in so many ways. As I look back, the only thing I wish would have been better is my eating habits (I don't have to practice losing my temper, saying off color things, harrassing chicks, or alienating my kids because I have perfected all those things) , but that is a personal thing (that I share publically with everyone down to the detail of each carton of guacamole I consume) and something I NEED TO DO better in, in 2008 and I will, BUT when it comes to YOU and reading this blog, walking on the hikes, emailing me with suggestions and advice, yelling at me at the right things, AND yes all the people who love to write me a hurtful email. It all made 2007 THE BEST YEAR IN MY LIFE. (The years my children weren't born weren't the best because that was about them and this year was all about me.)


2007 was all about groups and friendships and bonds and Michelle. 2008 will be even stronger with friendship and you know how I say THE REGULARS that go to those walks, from now on, they are known as MY FRIENDS (until they learn to look past the facade and see my true colors then I will turn on them like everyone else in my life and they will be my mean spirited enemies who attack me for doing nothing). They are more than just the regulars that show up to walk with everyone. They all have become friends to one another and to me and that alone was a huge highlight about 2007.

10 years ago, my brother Frank got sick Thanksgiving night and at that time, I never knew what sobriety (I was drunk and high all the time) and NA or AA was all about (I was so drunk and high I totally missed the 90's and the whole 12 step fad). 10 years ago Frank passing away was a wake up call to a few people in my family and it got Ray clean and a few others (me.... for a second). I miss Frank everyday of my life along with Ray. Frank was Vanessa’s favorite uncle. I used to talk to Vanessa about Frank soon after he died and she remembered everything about him, but these 10 years faded those memories from her and she doesn’t really remember him anymore (Maybe because that would make her 2 when he died.)
I do. Frank was my first hero while growing up. I was too young to watch my brother Ray play football, but when I was 8 I remember Frank’s high school team and I remember people going crazy when Frank would run the ball and say to myself. I would just smile and laugh and just say, “wow, they’re cheering on the guy I fight with at night over what TV SHOW we’re going to watch”. Frank holds a pop warner record for scoring 10 touchdowns in one game at the Mother Goos Bowl when they used to play football on the day of the parades. That record was in 1966, I was 2 years old and don’t remember it and 41 years later that record still stands. How cool is that? (My first hero was a drug addict that died way too young. But who cares because he was a football star and got a lot of chicks and that's all that matter right? So cool.)

I have no idea how this blog started with Benadryl to my brother Frank (Yes I do I'm still high as a kite and making no sense). BUT, I’m glad it did.

Thank you![/QUOTE]

[wonkatania]

Here's Tummy During the Three-Day:

http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/6149/moochcarryingtubbyek9.jpg

[J&JSuck]

Did anybody hear his bit this morning about driving back from Disneyland? Mooch was driving, FH was in the front seat sleeping, the kids were in the back seat and in the very back were a 15 year old and her boyfriend, who were making out the entire drive home. He said they were just kissing and not making any noise (but if so -- how did he know it was even happening...).

#1 Why on earth are your 10-12 year old kids hanging out with a 15 year old & her boyfriend? There should be no common interest there. Personally I try to keep my 10 year old daughter away from 15 year olds.

#2 I'm sure they were just being horny hormonal teengers but he is supposed to be the responsible adult here. Why didn't he stop the make out session? Throw water on those kids or at least pelt them with an ice cube or something. Why would you want your kids thinking that's acceptable behavior?

He did say that he texted the girl asking if she would have behaved that way if her father had been in the car instead of FH, and ten she texted back an apology. Whatever. He needs to realize that he is a parent. He can't be acting like the cool kid on the block whose parents are never around so everybody can hang out with no parental supervision. FHBM.

Why can't it be a FH turkey shoot this Thanksgiving instead of Randy??? :turkey:

[GirlfromOR]

Tommy didn't stop the makeout session because it turned him on. He was pretending to sleep, but he was really watching the show through the vanity mirror. His theory: "At least someone's getting some, and that kid doesn't even have to pay for his!"

[Wabbitsd]

I missed the smooching teens in the back of the car. Whose kids were they? And what was with texting them about it?

didn't he sleep while Moochie drove up? and he slept while Moochie drove home, too? Maybe that's a commentary on what she thinks of his driving skills?

Think back to when you were teens at that age. Hold hands, yep. sure. But smooch and make out with parents up front and kids around, too? More than disrespectful, how gross.

Not only that, how absolutely stupid is he to mention it? Whose children were these? Whichever parent hears about this and wants to get angry...guess what? Would he and Moochie be able to be charged with something along the lines of encouraging delinquency of minors, at the very least...or! if you were truly offended by this, and your child were involved, what would prevent a statutory rape charge...not saying it would be a convictable offense, but the charges could certainly be brought up...

He's so absorbed with being the cool and hip guy that people want to be with. It's so pathetic and transparent. He has no real friends, just hangers on who see him as a ticket to something. And he's ok with that.

And of course, Mr.-Cool-Dad,-don't-bother-worrying-about-rules when-you-kids-are-around-me! I can't wait to hear about the parties he will have at his house when his daughter (or heck! any of the neighborhood kids for that matter!) hits 16ish...and he allows anyone and everyone to come on over and (hush hush) there will be beer and other entertainment concoctions available, and he will probably have hidden cameras to capture all the fun that he enables.

ANYONE who allows their under 18 year-old kids around him unsupervised (and I don't count Moochie as any kind of responsible adult) is plain crazy, and setting up a situation as dangerous as the VanDamms were doing with their young kids around.

[SDGirl87]

Tommy didn't stop the makeout session because it turned him on. He was pretending to sleep, but he was really watching the show through the vanity mirror. His theory: "At least someone's getting some, and that kid doesn't even have to pay for his!"


Ok....EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. That's more than I care to put into my mind.

[ca_girl]

I also thought FH looked photoshopped in the picture!


FH's blog:

Monday November 19, 2007 4:45am: Being a Charger fan is like being in love with a bad girlfriend (you know, girls who get mad when you cheat on them and wont' put up with your boozing and womanizing). They’re going to hurt you and make you sad one day and when they do, it will hurt. (wow, that was really deep. I am so smart.)

It all made 2007 THE BEST YEAR IN MY LIFE. (The years my children weren't born weren't the best because that was about them and this year was all about me.)

Frank was Vanessa’s favorite uncle. I used to talk to Vanessa about Frank soon after he died and she remembered everything about him, but these 10 years faded those memories from her and she doesn’t really remember him anymore (Maybe because that would make her 2 when he died.)

SSS... you nailed this.

[Elton]

the things we say, bore the SH*T out of people.

Exactly! :boring:

[texasmommy]

OMGOSH!!! THAT is Kelly Clarkson?? Did she get BIG or is it just me? I mean look how BIG Tubby is? Then look at her..

Come on Boris, you are the truth teller... (Even though I don't think Laura is BIG)

[RowdyOne]

^ it seems that the photo is stretched wide. Look at the faces...

[Swifty]

I saw FH today at around 4:00 pulling into the drive thru at Jack in the Box in PQ...maybe he needed a healthy snack...

[texasmommy]

^ it seems that the photo is stretched wide. Look at the faces...

Yeah Tommy and Kelly are the only STRETCHED ones!!!

[Transplant]

Did anybody hear his bit this morning about driving back from Disneyland? Mooch was driving, FH was in the front seat sleeping, the kids were in the back seat and in the very back were a 15 year old and her boyfriend, who were making out the entire drive home. He said they were just kissing and not making any noise (but if so -- how did he know it was even happening...).

He did say that he texted the girl asking if she would have behaved that way if her father had been in the car instead of FH, :turkey:

But guys...we're missing the point here....FH is a stalker!

why did he have her cell #....and why was he texting her? to blackmail her (i won't tell your dad if....?) How inappropriate is it to text a 15 y/o girl instead of dealing with the parents??????????????????

[pax]

Yeah, it's creepy that FH was directly texting the young girl. Ew.

[insightbyjake]

He did say that he texted the girl asking if she would have behaved that way if her father had been in the car instead of FH, and ten she texted back an apology. Whatever. He needs to realize that he is a parent. He can't be acting like the cool kid on the block whose parents are never around so everybody can hang out with no parental supervision. FHBM.

:turkey:

"...He did say that he texted the girl asking if she would have behaved that way if her father had been in the car ."

What is stunning is his inability to create structure. If he knew the girl's father would disapprove, then HE steps in and substitutes for her parent's values.

You want your kids to grow up loose and undisciplined? Fine.

Just don't apply your lax values to other people's children.

Simple equation FH: Highest standards rule.

A kids comes to my house and his/her parents don't want them watching a show? No show -- even if my kid is normally allowed to watch.

My daughter had a girlfriend when she was 11, whose parents let her watch "R" rated movies. Not in my house....Not on my watch.
For God's sake -- be the adult!!



Oh....Gotta go....HBO's "RealSex" is coming on....


P.S. 11 year old girlfriend? Today, a 16 year old pot smoker, parent's divorced, Dad in rehab, mom took off for North Carolina....surprise.

P.P.S. Maybe I should introduce "dad" to LBM???

[Amused]

Did anybody hear his bit this morning about driving back from Disneyland? Mooch was driving, FH was in the front seat sleeping, the kids were in the back seat and in the very back were a 15 year old and her boyfriend, who were making out the entire drive home. He said they were just kissing and not making any noise (but if so -- how did he know it was even happening...).

#1 Why on earth are your 10-12 year old kids hanging out with a 15 year old & her boyfriend? There should be no common interest there. Personally I try to keep my 10 year old daughter away from 15 year olds.

#2 I'm sure they were just being horny hormonal teengers but he is supposed to be the responsible adult here. Why didn't he stop the make out session? Throw water on those kids or at least pelt them with an ice cube or something. Why would you want your kids thinking that's acceptable behavior?

He did say that he texted the girl asking if she would have behaved that way if her father had been in the car instead of FH, and ten she texted back an apology. Whatever. He needs to realize that he is a parent. He can't be acting like the cool kid on the block whose parents are never around so everybody can hang out with no parental supervision. FHBM.

Why can't it be a FH turkey shoot this Thanksgiving instead of Randy??? :turkey:

I didn't hear about this until I read it this evening. The kids came home sharing their weekend drama with me.

The person who posted that the kids take their friends to avoid communication with FH is absolutely right. He doesn't pay attention to them while they are there so they take friends to entertain them.

The story on the 14 year old girl and her boyfriend in the back seat is: She "was" a friend of Vanessa's until the Disneyland incident. Vanessa has lost respect for her. The make out stories are true. The disgusting part is that FH let the two 14 year old love birds cruise Disneyland alone! Without supervision!!! He let them go to Disneyland while the rest of them went to California Adventure. Can you imagine if their parents knew! Unbelievable.

He's so irresponsible that he packed 7 kids and 2 adults into a vehicle that only has seat belts for 7 people total. I didn't want to ask Vanessa which kids had to go without belts. Then I'd be drilling... I simply listened.

If I had more faith in the court system I would go back to court and I honestly can say that it's a legal system and not a justice system. I am getting closer every day to heading back there to strip him of custody. The kids are old enough now to say exactly what FH is putting them through. He's truly risking their lives.

Someone asked if my kids and Mooch's kids get along. From what I've heard they are being forced on each other. It's really sad to see that happen. He's far from creating the Brady Bunch. But, if you recall Florence Henderson was having a fling with boy Brady Greg... it all sounds dysfunctional enough to be a FHXXXL sitcom doesn't it.

Hey Wonk... I was surprised the tub photos you created didn't have all 3 creatures in it! LOL

[BebeSD]

Amused, I think your line about the system being legal rather than justice is appropriate... I think it's all 'ridiculosity' in terms of how he lives his life (all of the show - complete insanity and over-the-top misguided obliviousness)... but to drag kids into it, publicize them on the web, and in general make it clear to the kids that you are not a good parent and are still pretending to be... well that's really sad (and a terrific run-on sentence!). I have lots of fun laughing at FH, but am really disgusted by his antics with his own children.

[Texasgirl]

Thoughts for the day:

1. What are the numbers for DSC radio show? I'll give it a try.

2. I like listening to Monique on Jack. It is sort of hard to catch her in the morning since they play more music, but I am usually entertained when I do.

3. I was at the Mother Goose parade. I am at the far end of forty years old, so it was kind of surreal to see Robert Wagner, Erik Estrada, Dean Cain, and John Schneider in person. They almost looked like charicatures (sp?) of themselves. It was worth seeing Mario Lopez up close. He is hotter in person. (Nevermind that he is young enough to be my son; I was just appreciating the sight.) Firefighters received ovations every time a new group went by. It was sad to see the crowd's reaction to the American Flag bearing color guard and the group of uniformed veterans, many of whom were probably from WWII. No hats were removed, no one stood up as they passed. The worst thing is they probably didn't know that that would have been the right thing to do. :disa:

DC#44

[Layla]

Thoughts for the day:

1. What are the numbers for DSC radio show? I'll give it a try.

2. I like listening to Monique on Jack. It is sort of hard to catch her in the morning since they play more music, but I am usually entertained when I do.

3. I was at the Mother Goose parade. I am at the far end of forty years old, so it was kind of surreal to see Robert Wagner, Erik Estrada, Dean Cain, and John Schneider in person. They almost looked like charicatures (sp?) of themselves. It was worth seeing Mario Lopez up close. He is hotter in person. (Nevermind that he is young enough to be my son; I was just appreciating the sight.) Firefighters received ovations every time a new group went by. It was sad to see the crowd's reaction to the American Flag bearing color guard and the group of uniformed veterans, many of whom were probably from WWII. No hats were removed, no one stood up as they passed. The worst thing is they probably didn't know that that would have been the right thing to do. :disa:

DC#44

1. 101.5

2. Monique's deep voice creeps me out :)

3. We left before the parade even started. You may have seen me, three kids in tow, just trying to get the heck out of there while every "security guard" left and right allowed everyone else to pass except for us. All they wanted to see was Drake Bell and Corbin Bleu...instead we got front row to some unknown rock band...but hey, they got to pet a baby boa constrictor that was fun.:eek3:
As we walked back to the car though, all the firfighters were lined up and getting ready to go. The kids waved and smiled. My five year old girl said, "Mom, it's ok, we got to see the firefighters!"

[BigAl]

FAKE-Photoshoped picture- We are NOT stupid.
FH spends little time alone with his kids...he needs witnesess as to not pawning them off to babysitters.
It seems FH wants a popularity contest with his kids...he's the coolest dad around.......yeah right. They need 360 degree streucture from both parents, not one.
By the way, does the swpewgram get a month vacation for Thanksgiving???
I lived in EC from 93-03 and never went to a MG parade... bad me.

[BigAl]

OH, but wait.....BIG DEAL untouchables with fame and fortune that can't be touched.

[Mom2ThreeBoys]

He's so irresponsible that he packed 7 kids and 2 adults into a vehicle that only has seat belts for 7 people total. I didn't want to ask Vanessa which kids had to go without belts. Then I'd be drilling... I simply listened.
Amused, there are many lines that should never be crossed when it comes to our children's safety, and this is one of them. Not only did FH put those kids in extreme danger, but he taught them that 1) it's OK to not wear a seatbelt and 2) it's OK to break the law. Too many people are killed each year because they didn't take ten seconds to put on their seatbelt. I'd weigh this very heavily on the side of going back to court if it would prevent this kind of reckless endangerment from happening again.

Leaving the 14-year-olds alone at Disneyland, not stopping the makeout session, and him texting the 14-year-old? This is so appalling, I can't even find the words...

[GirlfromOR]

I love how they have black friday ads advertised on Jeff and Jer's website. They act like they are in on some big secret. I've been looking at these ads for weeks, plotting my attack. These ads are all over the web on numerous websites. Losers.

[GirlfromOR]

Monday November 19, 2007 6pm: I’ve been thinking about my dad a lot lately. I don’t know why he’s been popping up in my mind. I just feel an urge or whatever it may be called to call my Uncle Frank in San Jose to ask him about my dad. I know this sounds strange, but I don’t know too much about my dad or remember too much when he was alive. I remember the funeral and when he came home from being sick and when my oldest sister Lola made the family decision way back in 1970 NOT to let me see my dad in his bed at the hospital when it wasn’t going well. I was 5 at the time and she has always asked me if I was mad about that. Honestly, I don’t even remember it. I just know that it happened and I kind of remember waiting in the lobby and not going back like everyone else. I don’t know if it’s angels telling me to go see Uncle Frank because he is up there in his age, almost 90 and he’s the last surviving brother to my dad. It’s a trip being 43 but feeling like the same 5 year old boy just not knowing anything. Jeff and Jer want me to fly my uncle into the show on Father’s day in 2008 to have him tell me about my dad. Yeah, that sounds like entertaining radio. Why would anyone but FH be interested in that? Though I will LMAO when Uncle Frank announces that FH's dad was a floor mopper at the Del and not the Chef Tommy said he was.

My mom is doing really well. I was with her today. She is stronger than before and is talking really well. She gave me a list of things to get for Thanksgiving. I miss the days when she was the MAIN COOK. I remember her waking up at 4am and preparing all the food for about 50 people in the home in Chula Vista. My mom is the best cook ever. She doesn’t cook anymore, but my sister Rose took the recipes and cooks just like her from time to time. Crap, I’m about to cry and I don’t know why. I’m a wuss.

If you’re eating anything, put it down or read the next paragraph later:

The toe next to the big toe on both my feet are black and blue. That is because your body put too much pressure on the insides of your feet as your legs buckled under the weight. Your toes can't handle that! It doesn’t hurt at all, but it did THROB during Day 2 and Day 3 of the 3 day. I’m wondering if the bruise will fade away. Michelle says it may fall off. That was the only bad thing that I need to correct if and when I ever do a long long long walk like that again. What happened to "I'm going to do the walk next year, I'm already training. 100 Men for Boobs!" On my feet, the toe next to the big toe is longer than the others. I grew up thinking WHITE PEOPLE have the big toe longer than the others and you know if you have soul if the toe next to the big toe is longer. I have soul, how about you? WTF gave you that idea, idiot?

I’ve been with Eddie all day long here at the house and it feels good. This may be the longest stretch of time, I’ve been at my own house. Eddie is getting really good on the skateboard. He’s going to be 11 soon. I give him until 12 to just have fun and then after that, he’s on the TONY HAWK training mission to be a big time star and then daddy can sit back and watch his money. I thought those training missions were only in the video game? Oh, and see? FH DOES have a plan for when his woman checks. J Hey, who knows, it might happen.

Speaking of children: Vanessa told me something that made me the happiest man on the face of the earth the other day. Out of the blue she was singing a song and then told me, “dad, I want to start a group”. I would be so happy if Vanessa started to be interested in being a singer or guitar player or a bass player in a rock band. That would be so cool. So, for Christmas I’m going to see about getting her a mic or something to see if she is really wanting this. She and a few of her friends sing really well together.

All is well and thank God for Michelle. She is making me rest more than I usually do and I’m starting to take naps as well Yay! Let's get even more fat and lazy!. If she didn’t say anything to me, I would have been working so hard, that I would have been hospitalized for over work, if there is such a thing Cause that happens all the time....

[Newer Reader]

I also "love" the way XXFH talked about the 15 year olds when in fact they were actually 14...fudging the truth, as usual.

NR #26

[Cin-a-Bear]

:gle: I have to say that I am also shocked that FH would let two 14 year olds (who are supposed to be in his care) go off on their own at Disneyland. If they were his kids and he was OK with it, that's one thing... but to allow someone else's kids to do that (likely without their parent's permission) is just not right. What if something bad did happen? How would he explain THAT to their parents? If I were the parents of those kids and found out how irresponsible FH was, there would be holy heck to pay. Too bad their parents don't visit this forum to find out what FH allows their kids to do when no one's watching.

The more I hear about FH, the more disgusted I get. Amused, thank you again for sharing the "true" side of the story. I am just so sorry that you have to constantly put up with his antics and try to repair the emotional damage he continually inflicts on your kids. Hang in there -- you are doing an amazing job being the parent that your kids need and want.

[RowdyOne]

From FH's blog: "All is well and thank God for Michelle. She is making me rest more than I usually do and I’m starting to take naps as well Yay! If she didn’t say anything to me, I would have been working so hard, that I would have been hospitalized for over work...."

Ooh, he's learning from us! "Would have" instead of "Would of" (or is Mooch editing?)


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[insightbyjake]

:gle: ....The more I hear about FH, the more disgusted I get. Amused, thank you again for sharing the "true" side of the story. I am just so sorry that you have to constantly put up with his antics and try to repair the emotional damage he continually inflicts on your kids. Hang in there -- you are doing an amazing job being the parent that your kids need and want.

And, of course, strangely silent,....and strangely reticent,....are the millionaire hosts of this cluster-f**k.

"In with a bang,...out with a whimper..." Nowhere could we find this expression more true than in the live's of these self-absorbed, "disconnected-from-reality," "all-about-me," 50+ morons.

A.K.A. Jef & Jer.


The All-time, dung-shuffling, "collect-our-millions-while-we-pretend-to-be-all-about-life-and-honor," co-hosts who, each day, become a disgusting, bloated, "We-used-to-be-something"-caricature-of-stardom, and simply refuse to acknowledge the "wife-beating-skirt-chasing-producer," and the bleached-blonde- "bring-so-little-to-the-table-former-addict" now hosting the "had-a-good-life-but-I-like-to-party-and-am-willing-to-toss-it-all-away-even-though-I-have-two-FAS-'type'-kids-who-will-now-be-my-total-life-cause-I-tossed-out-the-adult-portion-of-who-I-was-and-who-I-should-be," morning co-host.

But, tomorow brings a new day of blame and anger.

LBM, some day you will learn, we, the "normal" people, live in a "concentric" world. You, and the rest of the "talent," live as "eccentric" beings.

[NewAgeGoddess]

I love you Jake!!!!

[BecInCA]

Jake is my GA Idol!:)

[Mom2ThreeBoys]

I grew up thinking WHITE PEOPLE have the big toe longer than the others and you know if you have soul if the toe next to the big toe is longer. I have soul, how about you?
So, all white people have no soul? Got any other racist cr@p you'd like to spew?

[SDGirl87]

Well, my "pointer" toe is shorter than my big toe...but I'm fairly certain of the status of my soul, both here and when I move on. In fact, I'm MORE certain of my soul than I am of anything else in the entire world, toe size not withstanding.

[Transplant]

Jer{k} rattled off a list of things he's thankful for this morning...and surprise or surprises said "I'm thankful that Clear Channel still pays me considering I haven't given a crap since March of 2006"

Gee....imagine that!

[SDGirl87]

Wonky...you said if we ask, we shall receive.

Well, I'm distressed that we won't get to see LBM in a new outfit on Thursday...so Wonky, honey, will you please make us a picture? Please??? Maybe with a lovely Thanksgiving flair?

I'll share my Sangria with you :)

[califbrat]

Wonky...you said if we ask, we shall receive.

Well, I'm distressed that we won't get to see LBM in a new outfit on Thursday...so Wonky, honey, will you please make us a picture? Please??? Maybe with a lovely Thanksgiving flair?

I'll share my Sangria with you :)

Maybe with a few turkey feathers placed "just right" comming out of her slightly stuffed head!

[des1969]

Reading FH's blog about his toe....I think I just lost my breakfast

[Wabbitsd]

re: "I grew up thinking WHITE PEOPLE have the big toe longer than the others and you know if you have soul if the toe next to the big toe is longer."

That's probably the most ignorant thing I have ever heard any human being say...no, wait. There is one thing that tops that one...when people believe that when a purebred female dog "Accidently" breeds with a mutt, she can no longer have "purebred" offspring.

I have to say I wouldn't worry too much about two 14 year olds wandering Disneyland on their own...there's really not much trouble you can get into, unless you leave the park and what, hitchhike to the beach or rent a room...which might be better than doing the smooch in the car with others around like that.

That girl's Mom should be calling and reading Fathead the riot act on that one. ...but honestly...who were these kids--so this was supposed to be Vanessa's friend? Did that mean poor Vanessa invited a friend, the friend invited a boyfriend, then the two ditched Vanessa? That stinks. I HOPE she is a FORMER friend for a long time for doing that.

[J&JSuck]

I love how they have black friday ads advertised on Jeff and Jer's website. They act like they are in on some big secret. I've been looking at these ads for weeks, plotting my attack. These ads are all over the web on numerous websites. Losers.

What????? Jeff and Jer aren't the source of everything cool in life???? I thought they invented black friday. Of course I don't go through my day without checking their website at least once an hour to find out how I should be living my life.

Today I'm picking my 10 year old daughter up from school and taking her trolling for a boyfriend to make out with in the back seat of my car.

[J&JSuck]

Jer{k} rattled off a list of things he's thankful for this morning...and surprise or surprises said "I'm thankful that Clear Channel still pays me considering I haven't given a crap since March of 2006"

Gee....imagine that!
Yeah I was surprised to hear a little honesty from Jer(k).

[wonkatania]

Wonky...you said if we ask, we shall receive.

Well, I'm distressed that we won't get to see LBM in a new outfit on Thursday...so Wonky, honey, will you please make us a picture? Please??? Maybe with a lovely Thanksgiving flair?

I'll share my Sangria with you :)


Just in Time for Thanksgiving:

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/1973/outfitofweekmx7.jpg

[Wabbitsd]

Wonk!!! LOL!!!

[11th Reader]

HAHA...good thing everyone in the office is gone and didn't hear me laughing from LBM's $0.73 outfit. Sadly, I think I like this look than a lot of the other stuff she picks out for herself!

[califbrat]

HAHA...good thing everyone in the office is gone and didn't hear me laughing from LBM's $0.73 outfit. Sadly, I think I like this look than a lot of the other stuff she picks out for herself!

Oh ...how true!!

[Layla]

This morning they were doing a bit where the men listed 10 annoying things about women, then the women listed 10 annoying things about men.

By the end of the bit, I was fuming. Laura kept piping up about how the men don't have to do anything, take on no responsibilities, and have no worries in the world, because the women do it all.

Laura has GOT to be on drugs still, I don't understand how she can be so delusioned otherwise. She truly believes she carried her family and Dave was the bad guy!

[DreamerGal]

This morning they were doing a bit where the men listed 10 annoying things about women, then the women listed 10 annoying things about men.

By the end of the bit, I was fuming. Laura kept piping up about how the men don't have to do anything, take on no responsibilities, and have no worries in the world, because the women do it all.

Laura has GOT to be on drugs still, I don't understand how she can be so delusioned otherwise. She truly believes she carried her family and Dave was the bad guy!

Don't fume. It's her self-preservation technique. If she faced the truth, she would be suicidal. As worthless a human being as she is, those kids would be devastated to lose their "friend-mommy," and we don't want her offing herself for their sake.

Think about it. If you were LBM, and you took a good, long, clear look at yourself in the mirror, what would you see? A self-centered, talentless, selfish, witless, immature, incapable, worthless piece of SH)*%&$, who has friends only because they're interested in the "celebrity" aspect of her life, not because they care a lick about her. Kind of depressing, isn't it?

Self-delusion is the only way for her to survive. And (because she's been hanging with Tubby-FH long enough to learn this), if she says it loud enough, it will be true!

[SDGirl87]

Thank you Wonk....I feel all better now! My Thursday won't be a total waste! PHEW!!!!!

[Layla]

Don't fume. It's her self-preservation technique. If she faced the truth, she would be suicidal. As worthless a human being as she is, those kids would be devastated to lose their "friend-mommy," and we don't want her offing herself for their sake.

Think about it. If you were LBM, and you took a good, long, clear look at yourself in the mirror, what would you see? A self-centered, talentless, selfish, witless, immature, incapable, worthless piece of SH)*%&$, who has friends only because they're interested in the "celebrity" aspect of her life, not because they care a lick about her. Kind of depressing, isn't it?

Self-delusion is the only way for her to survive. And (because she's been hanging with Tubby-FH long enough to learn this), if she says it loud enough, it will be true!

You are wise, yet, I still fume. She is disgusting.

[Elton]

LBM's diary today is a classic. Really says it all about who she is and how she thinks. guh
I laughed when she said she's in her late 30s -- yeah, 39-and-a-half!
Time to grow up, princess. You're not going to be a famous dancer with six-pack abs, or a TV star. How about just trying to be a good mom and get/stay clean and sober?

[boris85]

LBM's diary today is a classic. Really says it all about who she is and how she thinks. guh
I laughed when she said she's in her late 30s -- yeah, 39-and-a-half!
Time to grow up, princess. You're not going to be a famous dancer with six-pack abs, or a TV star. How about just trying to be a good mom and get/stay clean and sober?

Hey - I agree - her diary is disgusting as usual. She STILL has not gotten her proof of insurance card! She got the ticket months ago. Any normal person would hve called within a couple of day! And she doesn't have her health insurance card!! What an idiot. She's complaining because doing these simple tasks will consume her whole day. Oh, how stressful. What? Then she goes on about the hours of TV she's going to watch. Priorities! And she wants to take hip-hop classes (she's has the gift certificate for three years - probably expired)? She's in denial and trying to pretend she's still a teen. She's a loser, and I gurantee that she's slipped off the wagon. As mentions of her success and meeting attendance decline, her number of snorts, smokes, and chugs increases.

[SDGirl87]

Tuesday November 20, 2007 9:30am
Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 12:50pm

Tuesday November 20, 2007 9:30am: Today, I kind of have a free day to run some errands and get caught up with a few things. I'm kind of dragging today because I was with Michelle at her work until almost 11pm last night as she was preparing some transcripts. It was kind of cool to be in a courthouse all by ourselves. I didn't get to bed until 1am and then woke up at 4am so a nap might be needed.

I might have to drop off my car at Perry Ford later on today to get serviced. I'm thinking instead of getting a ride back home, I might walk home. That might be close to 10 miles. I can certainly use the walk and I have time to do it.

It all starts tomorrow! For most of you, you're going to gain weight starting tomorrow. See, I started a few months ago. :) I train for Thanksgiving. It is an art form to know how to eat on this day, because there is so much food and so many places to go. You don't want to eat too early. You do need plenty of sleep the night before because you need to be alert all day long. Remember, bring tupperware for left overs and wear shorts with no buttons. You need pants that stretch if you wear pants. It's a mind trip if you have to undo your buttons after eating so just wear elsastic band shorts like I do and you will never feel the expansion of your belly. OR you could just not overeat...keep the portions to a reasonable size. Perhaps eat several smaller meals throughout the day. I'm just saying.

For me, water works best on turkey day. Don't drink soda. That will fill you up. Beer is okay if you're wanting to drink, but if you can stay away from booze on Thanksgiving, then more food for you….

I'm planning on doing Cowles and/or Torrey Friday morning, so join me if you want to start walking it off. OR you could not overeat on Thanksgiving day and have only the normal calories to walk off...

You can certainly eat like the best of them on Thanksgiving if you apply yourself and eat a lot, but eat at your pace. If you fall asleep in the middle of the day because you are too full, you are not a true eater. Or you could be responsible and not overeat...enjoy the holiday for what it's meant for...GRATITUDE. FAMILY.

[SDGirl87]

Laura's Diary - November 20th, 2007
Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 12:19pm

Dear Diary,

I've got a lot of little irritating things to do today, like call my insurance company to get a proof of insurance card. I need to call my health insurance to get a copy of my card. I need to call the courts in Indio to figure out my speeding ticket penalties….blah, blah, blah….boring! OR you could do the same thing that the rest of us, who work full time plus do and go online and print it in about 30 seconds, or call and have them fax it to you.

I've decided that once I move closer to "my hood," I'm going to take hip-hop classes at Culture Shock. Dave gave me a gift certificate to the place 3 years ago and I have yet to use it! After seeing last night's "So You Think You Can Dance" show at the Sports Arena, I NEED to take classes so I can move my body like that. Jamie and I were riveted by the show. They performed all the favorite dances from this season, including "Apologize," "The Two Princes" and that beautiful dance choreographed by Mia Michaels, that one about meeting her dad in heaven. Jamie and I were sobbing at the end of that number. Dancing is so damn sexy. I want to be those people so bad. I want to know Neil and the incredibly beautiful and fluid Danny. Pasha was hot, too. The girls all had six pack abs and cute little bubble butts. Can I still look like that in my late 30's? I'm gonna try, dammit. Is it me, or does it seem odd that a woman who is close to my age seems to know ALL of the most recent and current songs and dance moves? Am I really that out of touch or is she really that shallow and stuck in her teen years. Don't answer that...please (insert rolling eyes)

I didn't get home until 11:30 last night, but I HAD to stay up to watch "The Bachelor" finale. So glad that I did! Wow! It was almost too painful to watch both of those women get their hearts torn from their chests and stomped on. Those chicks knew what they were getting into when they signed up to be on the show, but still…. Because the outcome of strangers lives is always so much more romantic and realistic than the outcome of yours. WAKE UP HONEY...the prince on a chariot doesn't exist. You had what they're seeking and you chose to throw it all away. Too freakin' bad.

After that I had to watch one of the "Intervention's" that my DVR picked up. That show is so sad, but you just can't stop watching. My DVR was such a good little boy last night (yes, it's a he). He snagged two Interventions, Heroes, The Hills, My Super Sweet Sixteen, Oprah and The Bachelor…all from yesterday. I think I'm in love. Perhaps falling in love with an inanimate object (no comments please) is a part of the problem. I think you're missing the point of Intervention as well...those people RECOVER. At least most of them do. It's not a game to them.

See you tomorrow, Diary



Can anyone else tell that I'm in a very pi$$y mood right now? LOL :turkey:

[califbrat]

If LBM lived in the real world, hey like most normal people? but then she is always the ready to "party hardy girl, I wanna have a good time" she would be linked up with her car ins. policy online and print out the proof of ins. BUT.. that would be way too easy for her and probalby out of the realm of her brain activity for the day.

[debbiegrrrl]

What????? Jeff and Jer aren't the source of everything cool in life???? I thought they invented black friday. Of course I don't go through my day without checking their website at least once an hour to find out how I should be living my life.

Today I'm picking my 10 year old daughter up from school and taking her trolling for a boyfriend to make out with in the back seat of my car.


make sure they have open alcohol containers and dont you dare wear seatbelts!! LOL.:wavey2:

[boris85]

If LBM lived in the real world, hey like most normal people? but then she is always the ready to "party hardy girl, I wanna have a good time" she would be linked up with her car ins. policy online and print out the proof of ins. BUT.. that would be way too easy for her and probalby out of the realm of her brain activity for the day.

True, but that would be too stressful for her fragile mind, which is only able to process one thought every 30 days.

[wonkatania]

Goodbye.

[11th Reader]

make sure they have open alcohol containers and dont you dare wear seatbelts!! LOL.:wavey2:

That reminds me of a girl I knew in high school. She wanted to have her belly button pierced, so her mom said that if she could get this one popular football player to take her to prom and sleep with him, then she could get her belly button pierced. Her mom was never popular and pushed her 3 daughters to be popular and if this involved sleeping around or giving alcohol to minors, than she would do it "for her daughters".

The oldest daughter ended up having an abortion at 16 and then getting knocked up and married by 19. The middle one (my classmate) and the youngest ended up as alcoholics in high school...I haven't talked to them since so I have no idea how they are now...

[boris85]

Tummy's blob is in rare form today. Tummy, here's some info for you:

1. Most people actually don't get fat from Thanksgiving because most people are not gluttonous pigs like you. Most people do not consume an entire turkey including the giblets, by themselves.
2. Don't tell me not to drink beer on Thanksgiving. Who made you the expert and gave you the right to tell people how to eat and drink. FYI - most of us are not drunks like you!
3. The days you walk ten miles from the dealer is the days we see a sweaty pigs roaming free on the streets
4. You dad was a selfish drunk who did not care about his family -read your ex-wife's entries on this site. Stop trying to get sympathy you pathetic fool.
5. Your mom a great cook? Might explain why you and your siblings are gargantuan tub-o-lards. Maybe not so good of a cook after all? All you ever mention about your mom is that she's a great cook and raised you in a poor ghetto. What about the life lessons, the love, the caring that go together to produce good, wholesome kids. Obviously there was none of that because you are all losers. Well, at leas she taught you how to picks locks and post bail. :puke:

[boris85]

I have uncovered the conspiracy of the century! Little Tubbies dad is still alive! (Amused, please confirm this, if you can). In an attempt to evade the IRS and the evil emperor's fleet of mercenaries, he faked his death and has been living in a cave in the Dagoba System under the name of Yoda. He is disappointed that his son chains young princesses up and runs gambling and smuggling operations. He cries himself to sleep every night, asking "Ah Jaba, fat you are, smart you aren't. Give in to the evil of the fried foods you cannot, cloud your minute brain they do. Sweat to the oldies you must.

[DreamerGal]

It’s all I can do…
I tried and I try
I’M still aching for you!

Ever since I met you-
It’s all I can do…

Like a sweet taboo,
That life
shoulD contrive,
I’m just aching for you!

I can’t talk to you!
So this piece I
wRite.
It’s all I can do…

No
mattEr what I do,
I barely survive,
I’m sooo aching for you!

I'D be struck if I lie!
And with this I’ll summarize:
Baby, It’s all I can do…
I’m really, r e a l l y, aching for you!

Wonk ... who, pray tell, is Mildred?

[garybear]

Tuesday November 20, 2007 9:30am
Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 12:50pm

Tuesday November 20, 2007 9:30am: Today, I kind of have a free day to run some errands and get caught up with a few things. I'm kind of dragging today because I was with Michelle at her work until almost 11pm last night as she was preparing some transcripts. It was kind of cool to be in a courthouse all by ourselves. I didn't get to bed until 1am and then woke up at 4am so a nap might be needed.

Does anyone else think that it is strange (or possibly that he waited in his car versus being inside the courthouse) that he was able to be in the courthouse--after hours? I do not know about the rest of you but the last time I was on a jury, I could only access the courtroom and back offices by being escorted in by the bailiff. The other doors require an electronic key card to gain entrance. If she took him back after-hours, then what does that say about her ethics? I certainly wouldn't want him near my court docs (if I had any). Hey, maybe it was Laura's case and he was tampering with the transcripts to swing things her way.

[SDGirl87]

FRANKLY Boris...

I think you may have stumbled upon it. It's painfully obvious that something just under the surface is keeping the story from coming out...something perhaps beyond Tubby's control. Rather than hurt those around him (because he's such a thoughtful chap), he'll resort to silence for now...because that's better than nothing! It appears that he has not forgotten his dad, but instead been distracted by other things in his life, such as impromptu trips to Bora Bora and Disneyland with underage sex fiends.

Alas...we wait. Impatiently, with angst, and with aching hearts, for the truth to come out. Woe is us.

[SDGirl87]

It is clearly understood by this irate former listener that LBM is an idiot and that no judge in his right mind would grant custody to her. Hopefully. Perhaps down the road, if she showed some actual progress and even the remotest hint of maturity...they can revisit the custody issue. She REALLY BUGS me today. Lots of things do. I'm in a mood.

For example, how lonely she's going to be on Thanksgiving (her own fault?), how lonely she's going to be on her next birthday (didn't have to be that way...still doesn't if she gets her act together) etc.

Ok, my musings end here for now. Someone please pass the sangria :) Maybe it will make things more clear in my fuzzy mind!

[boris85]

Has anyone checked out the "men who look like old lesbians" link on the J&J website? It's actually kind of funny (it's in Delana's stuff). One problem - we need to add Jer to the list :),and someone get Pam on there... Wait she should actually be on the "Hideous Muumuu wearing old women with manly haircuts who sport a decorative turkey wattle on their wrinkly necks and are married to gay, Broadway show loving men" website.

[SDGirl87]

Boris...my answer to that:

:turkey:

[SadSadSad]

I know FH thinks the blob he wrote today is hysterically funny, but let me just say from all of us living in reality, FH, you're blob was about as funny as an alcoholic telling us how to drink 8bottles of vodka without throwing up or passing out. Not cool.

Also not cool for a 43 year old man: letting teenagers make out in the back seat, calling your son MoFo and Beatch, harrassing women, cheating on women, abusing women, aw crap the list is to long of things FH does that the thinks are cool but would be embarrassing for every other grown man.

[SDGirl87]

...what will Jer and the Mr. (errr..Mrs) eat for Thanksgiving??

[boris85]

...what will Jer and the Mr. (errr..Mrs) eat for Thanksgiving??

Well - they won't eat the devil's food - flesh that is. They will eat some disgusting tofu-turkey and kill poor innocent vegetables instead. If Jer is a buddhist and does not eat meat because it's taking a life, don't plants have souls too? Hmmm.

Well, at least they both have leather seats in their expensive German cars. Trust me, they do!!! But those were German cows. They don't count.

I'd like to tie Jer up and shove raw hamburger into his fat mouth....

[Wabbitsd]

So he hasn't seen this "uncle" in how many years? Man, that BROOD is TIGHT, aren't they! LOL! They'll probably get him on the air, and he'll start babbling about how no one was quite sure if the brother WAS Tommy's Daddy! Then Tommy will take the long lost (on purpose) uncle, and head right on over to Maury Povich to make the poor old guy take a blood test. But then....is THIS guy REALLY FH's Dad's brother? So many questions, so little interest.

No doubt FH's putting on a big family thing with all his sisters who are so fond of him, so he can be all steamed that someone takes home a ham that he brings to the "feast." Oh, no, wait. Moochie's family will probably have him over, since they lack a big deal celebrity, and want to help seal the deal for Moochie's future windfall.

[Transplant]

...what will Jer and the Mr. (errr..Mrs) eat for Thanksgiving??

TOFTURK

and it's actually a real product i saw at Henry's!!!!

[wonkatania]

Goodbye.

[SDGirl87]

Tofturk? That just SOUNDS icky. Give me the real deal ANYTIME!

Wonk, indeed. Perhaps she was "drunk with passion" LOLOL. Oh, that's not funny. Oops. Ok, it's a little bit funny. Hopefully her judge is watching very closely. I've noticed an emerging pattern of attempted reconciliary (is that a word?) tone in her diaries of late. Almost as if she's trying to explain herself in writing for the purpose of persuading the judge to overlook her transgressions? Though...her transgressions were of her own making. Hmmm. Perhaps I'm just too kind, but it IS a season of hope, is it not, and we all know that I'm compassionate...(ha ha...please pass the koolaid). Maybe she'll be able to see her kids on Thanksgiving afterall. Oh wait, didn't she say that she DOES have them? I don't remember. Of course, if Moochie works for her judge...then its entirely possible that Tubby was "helping" with the papers. GROSS.

Who wants to meet me on Friday morning at 5:30 at North County Fair? LOL. I'll be dragging my sorry self out and then home to my quiet house for a few days of thoughtful reflection and excited anticipation for the upcoming holiday season. Naps, I'm sure, will be involved!

[wonkatania]

Goodbye.

[SDGirl87]

Hey Wonk...sounds like an interesting story. When you finish your novel (wait, are you reading it or writing it?), PLEASE... for heaven's sake, do not put a picture of Moochie OR LBM on the photoshopped cover. EWWWWWWWWWWW. It would ruin what sounds like the love story of the century.

[RedWillow]

Tuesday November 20, 2007 9:30am
Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 12:50pm

Tuesday November 20, 2007 9:30am: Today, I kind of have a free day to run some errands and get caught up with a few things. I'm kind of dragging today because I was with Michelle at her work until almost 11pm last night as she was preparing some transcripts. It was kind of cool to be in a courthouse all by ourselves. I didn't get to bed until 1am and then woke up at 4am so a nap might be needed.

Does anyone else think that it is strange (or possibly that he waited in his car versus being inside the courthouse) that he was able to be in the courthouse--after hours? I do not know about the rest of you but the last time I was on a jury, I could only access the courtroom and back offices by being escorted in by the bailiff. The other doors require an electronic key card to gain entrance. If she took him back after-hours, then what does that say about her ethics? I certainly wouldn't want him near my court docs (if I had any). Hey, maybe it was Laura's case and he was tampering with the transcripts to swing things her way.

I have a hard time believing she has building access after hours. Maybe office access, but not into the building.

[SDGirl87]

Is she a court transcriber? What IS her job there? What transcripts would she possibly have access to? That struck me as odd too.

I was involved in an ugly civil lawsuit several years ago, and the records having to do with my case were locked up tight. I'd hate to think at this point that they would be left around for anyone to meddle with?

It just don't add up I tell you. Why would she be there that late (oh wait, because she doesn't work during the day!! THAT'S how she can spend so much time with him!) and why would he be allowed in there?

Pass the Sangria.

[garybear]

Conclusion- he is lying. Wow, what a surprise!

[DreamerGal]

I have a hard time believing she has building access after hours. Maybe office access, but not into the building.

Are you SUGGesting that FH-Tubby would llllliiiiieeeeee?????

Bite your tongue! Are you trying to tell me that not everything he blogs about is true? Why would he lie? He's a wonderful husband, father, boyfriend, fiance, thespian, philanthropist, son, family guy, all around nice person who has changed the world with his contributions.

Yes, he has access to the courts!!! He can come and go as he pleases, and because he's such a BIG DEAL, they don't even make him go through the metal detectors (same with the airports). The judge probably lets him wear his robes, too! (With or without undies, I wonder ...)

[Transplant]

I could use some of that sangria SDG....pass it over when you're done

[SDGirl87]

Are you SUGGesting that FH-Tubby would llllliiiiieeeeee?????

The judge probably lets him wear his robes, too! (With or without undies, I wonder ...)

You HAD to go there??????????????? this close to Thanksgiving, you HAD to go there??

[Transplant]

Are you SUGGesting that FH-Tubby would llllliiiiieeeeee?????

Bite your tongue! Are you trying to tell me that not everything he blogs about is true? Why would he lie? He's a wonderful husband, father, boyfriend, fiance, thespian, philanthropist, son, family guy, all around nice person who has changed the world with his contributions.

Yes, he has access to the courts!!! He can come and go as he pleases, and because he's such a BIG DEAL, they don't even make him go through the metal detectors (same with the airports). The judge probably lets him wear his robes, too! (With or without undies, I wonder ...)

Well remember...he was allowed to go past security and see LBM when she was in lock down at CMH...then he was allowed to sneak in candy and stuff when she was shipped off...so why wouldn't he be allowed to roam the court building/offices after hours?

[RedWillow]

Is she a court transcriber? What IS her job there? What transcripts would she possibly have access to? That struck me as odd too.

I was involved in an ugly civil lawsuit several years ago, and the records having to do with my case were locked up tight. I'd hate to think at this point that they would be left around for anyone to meddle with?

It just don't add up I tell you. Why would she be there that late (oh wait, because she doesn't work during the day!! THAT'S how she can spend so much time with him!) and why would he be allowed in there?

Pass the Sangria.

If she's a court reporter, and takes down the testimony, she has a certain time frame to submit the transcripts. I think most of that can be done on a laptop, so I'm not sure why she'd be there so late. If she's a court clerk, she manages the judge's calendar, and I can't see why she'd have to be there so late.

Unless, of course, she's incompetent. Or, she's been slacking off at work.

I can check with a friend who works in the courts on access.

[J&JSuck]

That reminds me of a girl I knew in high school. She wanted to have her belly button pierced, so her mom said that if she could get this one popular football player to take her to prom and sleep with him, then she could get her belly button pierced. Her mom was never popular and pushed her 3 daughters to be popular and if this involved sleeping around or giving alcohol to minors, than she would do it "for her daughters".

The oldest daughter ended up having an abortion at 16 and then getting knocked up and married by 19. The middle one (my classmate) and the youngest ended up as alcoholics in high school...I haven't talked to them since so I have no idea how they are now...
That is really sad.

[11ListenerNot]

Wouldn't it be fun if a bunch of us DC showed up at the turkey shoot, ganged up on fatty and stuffed him in Randy's turkey suit!
(It would take a bunch of us to lift him)

[SDGirl87]

He wouldn't fit into Randy's turkey suit...LOLOL

[11th Reader]

Wouldn't it be fun if a bunch of us DC showed up at the turkey shoot, ganged up on fatty and stuffed him in Randy's turkey suit!
(It would take a bunch of us to lift him)

I think it would take all 160+ of us to do it!

[boris85]

I think it would take all 160+ of us to do it!

Tummy is so fat that when he sits on a rainbow it makes skittles. Seriously though, he doesn't even wear clothes on Thanksgiving - he just paints on a latex bodysuit that expands as he inflates.

[SDGirl87]

Boris, that was almost poetic there! LOL.

Why are there so many songs about rainbows, and what's on the other side? Rainbows are visions, but only illusions, and rainbows have nothing to hide! So we've been told and some choose to believe it. I think they're wrong, wait and see. Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers and me!

Sorry. I think I've had too much sangria.

[11th Reader]

Tummy is so fat that when he sits on a rainbow it makes skittles. Seriously though, he doesn't even wear clothes on Thanksgiving - he just paints on a latex bodysuit that expands as he inflates.

We already know he reads this board...please please please don't give him ideas. I do not want to see a picture of him posted in body paint on the website...

[SDGirl87]

Wonk...please...do not illustrate Tubby in body paint, OR him sitting on a rainbow for skittles. EEK

[11ListenerNot]

Forgive me if this has already been posted!


Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 2:45pm

Tuesday November 20, 2007 11:30am: I know throughout the year I take a second or write a blog to say THANK YOU. This is Thanksgiving week and there is no better time than right now to say THANK YOU again! I’m not trying to repeat myself or anything, but I need to say this:

I started with just walking! A woman named Dayle Webber came to my house after my first weigh in on March 7th. She said she could train me and we jogged at first and it killed me. She taught me what to do and what to eat and I really didn’t need to see her anymore, since I knew what to do after she saw me for about a week or so. Since then, from that first weigh in and meeting Bob Bennett from San Diego Scale and doing Torrey Pines at first twice a day has changed my life for the better. That was all I did. I ate right and did Torrey Pines and I told you about it. I wrote about it and talked about it on the radio.

If you read the early blogs, I have no idea what I’m doing or what I am wanting to say. THEN, after JUST WALKING, I found myself. I got TUNED UP so to speak from the blogs and the walks. They are one in the same with me. Many people say I give up too much in these blogs, but it’s all I know. I went through NOT knowing where Laura was in the early blogs to knowing where and visiting her to waiting for her to get out to living here. I went through NOT wanting to be with anyone to finding the love of my life in Michelle. I went from being heavy to losing a lot of weight to gaining it back to losing to gaining it back, but I wouldn’t change a thing and I wouldn’t change the up and down in weight at all because the JOURNEY was so cool.

There are so many people that went from being strangers and listeners to regulars to FRIENDS to life long friends. All this happened in just a few months because of walking and hiking and eating right and telling you about it and letting my feelings out and giving it up to you.

I get a few emails and people in the streets saying they are addicted to reading this blog. It’s funny, because I am addicted to writing you. I need you. If you look at the times I write the blogs, it can be at 1am to 9pm to 4am to noon. It’s whenever I have a thought.

So, thank you for being there for me in 2007 and I know I’m sounding really mushy and sappy but if there is a day or a week to be this way, it is now.

Everything I do on a regular basis comes from YOU. I didn’t know about Cowles or Iron or anything until I met you through this blog.

I love what I have with you. I love that I can write and sound like a total wuss and say how much I love this in my life and I know I will or may get a response that supports what I feel or just bashes me. A year ago, I would have been bummed out to get a negative email, but through the year and reading the mean emails, it has actually calmed me down and made me realize what really counts and matters. I pray for those people who live their life to hurt others or to try to make people fall. I really do. I appreciate them, because they got me strong.

I also appreciate having this for my children. I would give my left nut (sorry, that’s the only thing I could think of) for a day or a weeks worth of diaries from my dad.

Thank you for taking the time to read this and thanks for a great year.

I hope I see you in 2008 because I know 2008 will be even better than this year.

[11ListenerNot]

I went through NOT wanting to be with anyone to finding the love of my life in Michelle.
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I'm sorry, but even if she is, I don't think it's possible to know that in 4 short months
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I would give my left nut (sorry, that’s the only thing I could think of) for a day or a weeks worth of diaries from my dad

That't the only thing you could think of because your mind is in the gutter. That's gross

[Newer Reader]

Boris, that was almost poetic there! LOL.

Why are there so many songs about rainbows, and what's on the other side? Rainbows are visions, but only illusions, and rainbows have nothing to hide! So we've been told and some choose to believe it. I think they're wrong, wait and see. Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection, the lovers, the dreamers and me!

Sorry. I think I've had too much sangria.

Finally! A reference I don't have to google. Now he was a singer.

I'm with Jake; the Sangria's too sweet. Scotch, please.

NR #26

[DreamerGal]

Tuesday November 20, 2007 11:30am:

I went through NOT knowing where Laura was in the early blogs to knowing where and visiting her to waiting for her to get out to living here.

...

I love that I can write and sound like a total wuss and say how much I love this in my life and I know I will or may get a response that supports what I feel or just bashes me. A year ago, I would have been bummed out to get a negative email, but through the year and reading the mean emails, it has actually calmed me down and made me realize what really counts and matters. I pray for those people who live their life to hurt others or to try to make people fall. I really do. I appreciate them, because they got me strong.

I also appreciate having this for my children. I would give my left nut (sorry, that’s the only thing I could think of) for a day or a weeks worth of diaries from my dad.

Comments:

1. I thought he snuck in the day she was incarcerated or put on the 72-hour hold?!?

2. You don't sound like a total wuss, Tubby. You sound like a total IDIOT.

3. You're still bummed out to get negative e-mails, meaning any e-mail that disagrees with your philosophy of life, i.e.; if I say it, it must be true; I can be whatever I want to be by simply writing it in my blogs. And if people think letting two 14-year-olds mac out in the back of an Expedition (without seatbelts) is being a bad parental influence, well then, those are the people who just live to "hurt others or to try to make people fail." If people didn't disagree with me, then I would always be right! I don't like to think that I'm wrong, so if those people who try to hurt me by pointing out how messed up in the head I am would just stop that, everything would be fine.

4. So you would give your left filbert (nut) for a weeks' worth of diary entries from your father? Would you prefer fantasy blog or truthful blog, Tubby? Not sure how historically accurate your blogs are or how they will be "treasured" by your young ones. Maybe for a forensic psychologist ... they might actually open a new area of science ... The Psychology of the Tubby Mind.

[Newer Reader]

for SDGirl87 to enjoy with her Sangria:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thEiXbovv98

NR #26

[iamsheens]

Forgive me if this has already been posted!


Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 2:45pm

Tuesday November 20, 2007 11:30am: I know throughout the year I take a second or write a blog to say THANK YOU. This is Thanksgiving week and there is no better time than right now to say THANK YOU again! I’m not trying to repeat myself or anything, but I need to say this:

I started with just walking! A woman named Dayle Webber came to my house after my first weigh in on March 7th. She said she could train me and we jogged at first and it killed me. She taught me what to do and what to eat and I really didn’t need to see her anymore, since I knew what to do after she saw me for about a week or so. Since then, from that first weigh in and meeting Bob Bennett from San Diego Scale and doing Torrey Pines at first twice a day has changed my life for the better. That was all I did. I ate right and did Torrey Pines and I told you about it. I wrote about it and talked about it on the radio.

If you read the early blogs, I have no idea what I’m doing or what I am wanting to say. THEN, after JUST WALKING, I found myself. I got TUNED UP so to speak from the blogs and the walks. They are one in the same with me. Many people say I give up too much in these blogs, but it’s all I know. I went through NOT knowing where Laura was in the early blogs to knowing where and visiting her to waiting for her to get out to living here. I went through NOT wanting to be with anyone to finding the love of my life in Michelle. I went from being heavy to losing a lot of weight to gaining it back to losing to gaining it back, but I wouldn’t change a thing and I wouldn’t change the up and down in weight at all because the JOURNEY was so cool.

There are so many people that went from being strangers and listeners to regulars to FRIENDS to life long friends. All this happened in just a few months because of walking and hiking and eating right and telling you about it and letting my feelings out and giving it up to you.

I get a few emails and people in the streets saying they are addicted to reading this blog. It’s funny, because I am addicted to writing you. I need you. If you look at the times I write the blogs, it can be at 1am to 9pm to 4am to noon. It’s whenever I have a thought.

So, thank you for being there for me in 2007 and I know I’m sounding really mushy and sappy but if there is a day or a week to be this way, it is now.

Everything I do on a regular basis comes from YOU. I didn’t know about Cowles or Iron or anything until I met you through this blog.

I love what I have with you. I love that I can write and sound like a total wuss and say how much I love this in my life and I know I will or may get a response that supports what I feel or just bashes me. A year ago, I would have been bummed out to get a negative email, but through the year and reading the mean emails, it has actually calmed me down and made me realize what really counts and matters. I pray for those people who live their life to hurt others or to try to make people fall. I really do. I appreciate them, because they got me strong.

I also appreciate having this for my children. I would give my left nut (sorry, that’s the only thing I could think of) for a day or a weeks worth of diaries from my dad.

Thank you for taking the time to read this and thanks for a great year.

I hope I see you in 2008 because I know 2008 will be even better than this year.

Anyone else sick and tired of FH's blogs being motivational? I dont know why he feels like he needs to preach to us about healthy living but it is so annoying...Anyways, just because it took him 43 years to learn that the body needs exercise to be in shape doesnt mean the rest of us are idiots and don't know this.

I guess he thinks the fans of the show are stupid and don't have any common sense....Im so annoyed with the millionth blog of the week being preachy.

And who are these "fans" who are addicted to his blog? Really? I would have to think they are A) Made up or B) A bigger loser than him.

And trust me Tommy with the kind of stuff you put into your blog I don't think your kids are thankful they have your blog to turn to. I don't think they are interested in your boring motivational talks or the sorta phsyical activity you have with your fiance. I bet they would loose what little respect they have for you.

As for the hate mail don't play the victim. You only antagonize people who don't agree with every thought you have. You are crazy, stalkative, and need a flippin life. If you think you are a victim you need a reality check...and please stop praying for people none of us need you to pray for us...I think you have enough screw ups in life you can pray redemption on. So do us all a favour and admit you like any attention good or bad. You like to play the victim and you like to think you are god's gift to society, but you're not....

good for you for losing weight but stop going on and on and on and on and on and on about it...we get it you lost weight but you still can afford to loose a lot more so until you no longer look like the pillsbury doughboy PLEASE FOR EVERYONE'S SAKE STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT....

Please stop making inappriopriate comments on your blogs and PLEASE stop pretending you have this perfect life because you don't....get a reality check on life because the life in your head is the furthest thing from reality.....

And one more thing...Get a life...for as much time as you spend blogging go do something more productful, and stop taking naps and grow up and be a big boy...live in the real world, you're not a BIG DEAL, you never have been and you never will be....

ugh.....he is SO FLIPPIN ANNOYING....:bonk:

[swedishbolt]

I went through NOT wanting to be with anyone to finding the love of my life in Michelle.
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I'm sorry, but even if she is, I don't think it's possible to know that in 4 short months
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I would give my left nut (sorry, that’s the only thing I could think of) for a day or a weeks worth of diaries from my dad

That't the only thing you could think of because your mind is in the gutter. That's gross


So...would that be a peanut? peenut?

[ca_girl]

Tuesday, November 20, 2007 at 2:45pm

Tuesday November 20, 2007 11:30am: A year ago, I would have been bummed out to get a negative email, but through the year and reading the mean emails, it has actually calmed me down and made me realize what really counts and matters. I pray for those people who live their life to hurt others or to try to make people fall. I really do. I appreciate them, because they got me strong.

I also appreciate having this for my children. I would give my left nut (sorry, that’s the only thing I could think of) for a day or a weeks worth of diaries from my dad.


I think that's his way of giving the DC a "shout-out"!

FH - Your kids don't want to read (or save) your crappy blob. They know it's full of lies. I guess if they want to remember how much their dad lied to them & other people, them they should keep a few.

Re: Whora - I REALLY hope Dave just prints out her Diary & gives it to the judge as evidence. Just her Diary should be enough evidence against her!

Amused - Thanks for the 411. I knew that the D-land trip wasn't a "Brady Bunch" moment!

[GirlfromOR]

I started with just walking! A woman named Dayle Webber came to my house after my first weigh in on March 7th. She said she could train me and we jogged at first and it killed me. She taught me what to do and what to eat and I really didn’t need to see her anymore, since I knew what to do after she saw me for about a week or so. Since then, from that first weigh in and meeting Bob Bennett from San Diego Scale and doing Torrey Pines at first twice a day has changed my life for the better. That was all I did. I ate right and did Torrey Pines and I told you about it. I wrote about it and talked about it on the radio.

Sorry FH, you don't get kudos for losing weight and then gaining it all back! You weigh more today than you did when you started this life changing journey of yours. Stop patting yourself on the back, you didn't do anything except(supposedly) starve yourself enough to lose 50 pounds and then you gained it all back, PLUS SOME!

I also appreciate having this for my children. I would give my left nut (sorry, that’s the only thing I could think of) for a day or a weeks worth of diaries from my dad.
You may appreciate having this for your kids, but they couldn't care less about it. By the way, didn't you just tell me that you don't talk about "those kinds of balls?"

P.S. I didn't realize that people intend to gain weight over the holidays. I don't overeat on Thanksgiving, just like I don't overeat on any other day of the week. To me, Thanksgiving is just another dinner that I get to eat with my family, not an all you can eat event.

[SDGirl87]

Thank you Newer Reader. That brought back a flood of memories from my childhood :)

Such a great song!!!

[wanky]

Yeah I was surprised to hear a little honesty from Jer(k).

I was floored when I heard him say that this morning......it is SO true. I wonder why the suits are not scrambling to get his behind fired. I suspect his blatant honesty stems from his belief he's above everyone there and there is no way the show would exist without his "genius." Does anyone remember FH saying in a magazine article how in several years he would probably be begging Jerk out of retirement. With everyone singing his praises, he feels he's invincible and therefore has the license to say pretty much anything he wants, as well as treating callers and Delana rudely.

[insightbyjake]

Tuesday November 20, 2007 11:30am: ... I would give my left nut (sorry, that’s the only thing I could think of) for a day or a weeks worth of diaries from my dad.


OMG!!! What a coincidence....I found one.


Diary of a Sad Man


October 24, 1969.

Dear Diary,

I can't take it anymore! The weather, the lumpias, the horrible accents...! Guam is Hell spelled backwards!

How did I end up here? So many kids? Married to a woman who, when speaking, I can't understand a word she says?

Hot dogs and rice, hot dogs and rice, hot dogs and rice.......I thought this woman said she could cook!!

And my kids, the older boys, working the poppy fields, the daughter, so sullen and angry, and the youngest....my God! How on earth can a 5-year-old be so fat!!??

The wife and sister's, non-stop casino visits, the wretched job, the whining and crying about having to walk to school -- for God's sake, the kindergarten classroom is three houses down! How is that too long of a hike?

I can't take it....I've...got..to....make...a...plan. Leave town, find a new way of living. If only I were Harry Lime! Why can't life imitate art?!?!?

[RowdyOne]

I was floored when I heard him say that this morning......it is SO true. I wonder why the suits are not scrambling to get his behind fired... At first, when I read on this thread that Jerk said that, I wasn't sure it was heard correctly. Now FH has probably scrambled the audio so that perv2 didn't "really" say it.

It seems to me they're all outta here ASAP when their contracts are up (except for FH and LBM who will certainly lobby for a show of their own - entitled "FH and Whora" -- what a ring that has!).

[BigAl]

Well here I am, the Big Deal in town.....It's Turkey time so lets break out the turkey suit and run around and get paint balled (that didn't sound right). Anyway, kill the turkey for on air pleasures. Watch out for the eyes though they are lasik.
Rehab was great. Warm ocean breezes, riding around town in a beach cruiser and having to pass by all those liquor stores and lotto dispensers. Such discipline I have.
As Moochie honey drives I can only imagine being 15 again and necking in the back seat while there are adults present. I am role model man!

So, back to reality we go. The last show for 4 whole days.

Oh, by the way, The real reason that MOOCH and FH were at the courthouse was to "doctor" LBH's court child custody documents in her favor and to "get it on" in the judges chambers...
there's a wickedly horrible sight. Of course FH just had to wear the Turkey suit before helper boy put it on. So, it is a "used" cardboard turkey suit already broken in.

Now--go wash your eyes out in the toilet good people of the DC board.

[SDGirl87]

*quietly walks over and hands BigAl the Sangria*

I think you need this more than I do tonight :)

[NewAgeGoddess]

Who is Harry Lime????

[SDGirl87]

The Lives of Harry Lime (original British title The Adventures of Harry Lime) was an old-time radio program produced in London, England during the 1951 to 1952 season.

Orson Welles reprised his role of Harry Lime from the celebrated 1949 film adaptation of Graham Greene's novel The Third Man. The radio series is a "prequel" to the film, and depicts the many misadventures of con-artist Lime in a somewhat lighter tone than the character's villainy in the film.

Each episode would begin with "The Third Man Theme" being played, abruptly cut off by an echoing gunshot. Then Welles would speak: "That was the shot that killed Harry Lime. He died in a sewer beneath Vienna, as those of you know who saw the movie The Third Man. Yes, that was the end of Harry Lime ... but it was not the beginning. Harry Lime had many lives ... and I can recount all of them. How do I know? Very simple. Because my name is Harry Lime."

[Jammie J.]

Who is Harry Lime????

Isn't that what you put in your garbage disposal to make it smell good?

[Wabbitsd]

"A woman named Dayle Webber"

Whoever this poor Dayle Webber soul is, if she thought she had a career as a motivastional trainer, FH just sent her straight to the head of the "let's rethink your career choice" line...

Thanks for the full on about Harry Lime...loved that.

[RedWillow]

On my feet, the toe next to the big toe is longer than the others. I grew up thinking WHITE PEOPLE have the big toe longer than the others and you know if you have soul if the toe next to the big toe is longer. I have soul, how about you?

Well, I'm of the Caucasian persuasion, and my second toe is longer.....hmpf!

At the risk of bagging on myself - here are some "thoughts" on the 2nd Toe Conspiracy:

Some studies done in England point to evidence that people with Celtic ancestry (Irish, Scottish, Manx, Breton, etc.) have longer second toes.

A bigger second toe means royalty. Just remember - Caligula, Nero and Henry VIII were royalty

It's said that if your second toe is longer, you have werewolf potential. Hmmmmmmmm

If your second toe is bigger it means that you are the dominant one in the relationship. Or the user?

The longer your second toe is, the smarter you are! What does that mean if you have really short toes though?

Longer second toe is evolutionary fallback to our ape ancestors. Evolution is carrying us slowly toward having a longest big toe. We have a wiener!!!!!!

[RedWillow]

Sorry - duplicate post - stupid frozen forum!

[GirlfromOR]

Here is what I said:

I thought that you didn't talk about "those kinds of balls" in your blogs. You tried really hard to prove that to me when I questioned why you always said "holy balls." You are such a pervert Tommy. You'd give your left nut? Why would you talk like that? Didn't your mother teach you anything? The saying is, "I'd give my left arm" not left nut. You couldn't think of anything else to say, so you had to say something disgusting?

P.S. stop talking about your weight loss from March/April of 2007. You lost weight, but then you gained it back. That is all in the past... you don't get props for it anymore. The weight that you lost is in the past. You gained the weight back (plus some like you said in a previous blog), so stop patting yourself on the back. It's a moot point.

And his hilarious response...
Oh brother, not you again. For the love of GOD, please go make a turkey or sign Christmas Cards. You make me laugh and I pray to the great lord above that you live your own life and critique your own self. I am good with my GOD and I am good with my own life. I am happy with my weight and life. You should try walking too.

[Newer Reader]

Thank you Newer Reader. That brought back a flood of memories from my childhood :)

Such a great song!!!

Glad you liked it...he was a true big deal .

Happy Thanksgiving, DC. :turkey: :turkey:

NR #26

[shello]

Apparently, things have not exactly gone as planned in the household which will lead to a lonely Thanksgiving for Laura and Dave. However, it cannot yet be discussed. Time will JUDGE whether or not it will be lonely or not for Dave This Thanksgiving. A CLOSE EYE will be kept on the situation and will determine if an EMPTY HOUSE is right for Dave at this time.

I am sure Dave would have liked to have discussed this situation sooner but Laura CHANGED THE LOCKS OF THEIR ROOM when it was still viable to discuss this new situation Dave is going through. The change to the locks was not with a malicious intent but now Dave has to wait.

Maybe I am an idiot, out of the loop, or just both...but what is this quote above all about?

[GirlfromOR]

I guess he doesn't like the emails as much as he says he does...

His response: Please stop emailing me. I beg you. I'm not in the mood for your emails. Just please stop emailing me. I don't want to formally ask you to stop.

[SDGirl87]

I guess he doesn't like the emails as much as he says he does...

His response: Please stop emailing me. I beg you. I'm not in the mood for your emails. Just please stop emailing me. I don't want to formally ask you to stop.

So apparently this was an INformal request to ask you to stop. I see. Glad he cleared that up.

The formal one will differ how? Turko will show up at your front door in a tuxedo? The UT will publish a full page ad? Ed McMahon will knock with balloons and signs and a clown?

Oh wait, I know!! He'll show up at your house, guitar in hand...and sing you a song that he wrote (he came back to let you know...) in which he'll beg you to leave him and his precious children alone. THAT'S how he'll do it.

[SDGirl87]

Maybe I am an idiot, out of the loop, or just both...but what is this quote above all about?


My guess? Wonk got into the Sangria...lol :cheers:

[SDGirl87]

...I say that we help Tubby write his Thanksgiving blog. I know that we'll have a very difficult time imagining what he could possibly say, but let's see what we can come up with.

While we're at it, maybe we can write LBM's too.

I know, it sounds stupid. I'm ok with that. I'm at work and don't want to be...so be kind.

Let's see if we can come close to Tubby's brilliant writing skills!

Rah rah. (who has the pom poms??)

Oh yes, in honor of the upcoming holiday season, we are switching from Sangria, to egg nog! (White russians and mudslides are also acceptable). :cheers:

[Transplant]

[QUOTE=SDGirl87 Oh yes, in honor of the upcoming holiday season, we are switching from Sangria, to egg nog! (White russians and mudslides are also acceptable). :cheers:[/QUOTE]

I'll stick with scotch but will gladly make anyone that wants one, an egg nog or hot toddy! :cheers:

[NewAgeGoddess]

I'll take a Jamaican Coffee!!!!

[yourmama]

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! have a safe holiday!

[Texasgirl]

Hey, be sure to have something for those of us who don't drink! Anymore. I am just shy of 8 months sober. Gosh, LBM could be helping to support others who have recently quit, too. Even if she didn't want to do so in a public forum, an reference now and then to "meetings" or "friends" could go a long way. I sincerely doubt she is making a meeting on a daily basis or even a few times a week. LBM has her kids and nail appointments too often for that. Having said that, I don't attend AA. (My hubby does at least five times a week.)

I don't drink, and here are the two thoughts that stop me (even at the open bar at a wedding last week where it would have been easy to sneak):

1. "Something bad will happen." (It always did.)

2. "There must be some segment of my family, friends and coworkers in front of which I haven't drunkenly embarrassed myself. (insert cringe) The only way to change people's opinion of me is by building a sober track record."

I didn't write this to garner congratulations; I want to possibly give a reader some thoughts to use when they are struggling. I posted the following idea sometime last summer and it still rings true: People will use as long as they can get away with it. I drank heavily for years, and I can only think of two people who ever said a word. Even then, it was a polite conversation and no price to pay. That didn't even slow me down.

Here's to a sober holiday season!

DC#44

[SDGirl87]

Texasgirl,

First, definitely congratulations on a hard fought battle. Don't minimize what you have accomplished. It's huge.

Second...you're right! In honor of those who choose not to imbibe (and actually, I'm one of them more often than not!), our celebratory beverage will be sparkling cider, or egg nog sans rum. Regardless of what's in the glass...it's the WHO, not the WHAT that counts! Cheers to all of us.

[RedWillow]

Apparently, things have not exactly gone as planned in the household which will lead to a lonely Thanksgiving for Laura and Dave. However, it cannot yet be discussed. Time will JUDGE whether or not it will be lonely or not for Dave This Thanksgiving. A CLOSE EYE will be kept on the situation and will determine if an EMPTY HOUSE is right for Dave at this time.

I am sure Dave would have liked to have discussed this situation sooner but Laura CHANGED THE LOCKS OF THEIR ROOM when it was still viable to discuss this new situation Dave is going through. The change to the locks was not with a malicious intent but now Dave has to wait.



Maybe I am an idiot, out of the loop, or just both...but what is this quote above all about?

I am equally curious.

[Layla]

I am equally curious.
Me too...I was trying to make sense of the words in caps...but no luck.

[Wabbitsd]

LOL, you guys. I thought I had just missed a day of postings when I tried to decipher the wonk code!

Hey, Texasgirl! Congrats, and thanks for sharing. It's hard, you now...when you know someone who drinks too much, it is hard to know whether you should confront someone, or not, and how to do it effectively.

If I am around someone with a difficulty and I know it, I just refrain. It's not the worst thing in the world, and I would hope someone could do the same if that issue were my devil.

[boris85]

Here is what I said:

I thought that you didn't talk about "those kinds of balls" in your blogs. You tried really hard to prove that to me when I questioned why you always said "holy balls." You are such a pervert Tommy. You'd give your left nut? Why would you talk like that? Didn't your mother teach you anything? The saying is, "I'd give my left arm" not left nut. You couldn't think of anything else to say, so you had to say something disgusting?

P.S. stop talking about your weight loss from March/April of 2007. You lost weight, but then you gained it back. That is all in the past... you don't get props for it anymore. The weight that you lost is in the past. You gained the weight back (plus some like you said in a previous blog), so stop patting yourself on the back. It's a moot point.

And his hilarious response...
Oh brother, not you again. For the love of GOD, please go make a turkey or sign Christmas Cards. You make me laugh and I pray to the great lord above that you live your own life and critique your own self. I am good with my GOD and I am good with my own life. I am happy with my weight and life. You should try walking too.

You should really freak him out by telling him that you do walk -every weekend - with his group... That will make him paranoid! Tell him that you get sick when you fall behind and have to stare at his jiggly fat rolls.

[boris85]

Sometimes when I see hardened fat from country fresh bacon - I dream of Tummy and wish he were nearby so I could rub it all over his plump little belly. Good eats friend, good eats. Ahhhh! The horrorrrrrr!

[boris85]

Hey, be sure to have something for those of us who don't drink! Anymore. I am just shy of 8 months sober. Gosh, LBM could be helping to support others who have recently quit, too. Even if she didn't want to do so in a public forum, an reference now and then to "meetings" or "friends" could go a long way. I sincerely doubt she is making a meeting on a daily basis or even a few times a week. LBM has her kids and nail appointments too often for that. Having said that, I don't attend AA. (My hubby does at least five times a week.)

I don't drink, and here are the two thoughts that stop me (even at the open bar at a wedding last week where it would have been easy to sneak):

1. "Something bad will happen." (It always did.)

2. "There must be some segment of my family, friends and coworkers in front of which I haven't drunkenly embarrassed myself. (insert cringe) The only way to change people's opinion of me is by building a sober track record."

I didn't write this to garner congratulations; I want to possibly give a reader some thoughts to use when they are struggling. I posted the following idea sometime last summer and it still rings true: People will use as long as they can get away with it. I drank heavily for years, and I can only think of two people who ever said a word. Even then, it was a polite conversation and no price to pay. That didn't even slow me down.

Here's to a sober holiday season!

DC#44

I'll drink to that!

[debbiegrrrl]

Did anyone see FH's latest blob? he says "Hey, I'm all excited about the holidays. I want to shop for everyone and make everyone happy. By the way, I wear XXL." pretty soon he's just gonna start referring to us all by name!! haha!

Hi FHXXXL!:wavey2:

[Layla]

Did anyone see FH's latest blob? he says "Hey, I'm all excited about the holidays. I want to shop for everyone and make everyone happy. By the way, I wear XXL." pretty soon he's just gonna start referring to us all by name!! haha!

Hi FHXXXL!:wavey2:

He can take the money he'd spend on me and put it towards his gastric bypass surgery. It's the only way "just walking" is going to make him mathematically lose weight.

[SDGirl87]

Wednesday November 21, 2007 10am
Wednesday, November 21, 2007 at 1:09pm

Wednesday November 21, 2007 10am: The show is over and now it's time to be with family, Michelle, and the kids! I've been looking forward to this and I will take full advantage of this long long weekend by eating and walking the walks and hikes that we all do with my friends! Join us okay?

Friday, I believe I'm doing Torrey Pines by 9am. Saturday is IRON and TORREY….I think the friends from the walks are planning a moonlight walk on Cowles and Sunday is Cowles in the morning. It will be a great long weekend that will get me back on track with the walks and hikes. It does feel like I'm still recovering from the 3 Day in a sense.

Van Halen is Sunday. Jerry, Michelle, Pam, Delana, The Gamboas, and a couple other people are meeting in the afternoon to get mentally ready for the show! How exactly does one mentally prepare for a rock concert? I wasn't aware that mental preparation was required. Anyone help me out here??

Thanksgiving 2007: I want to spend some special time with my mom and my sisters and the kids and to just give thanks for all the help and support my mom has been getting for most of the year. It's been a very special year for my mom and all the people that work around the clock. I cannot say THANK YOU enough, but it is time to just give thanks and to celebrate what my mom has done for all of us in our lives. I love my mom so much and it's cool to have Michelle, my future wife, to be there with us this year on Thanksgiving. You just don't know what that means to me to have my fiance with me this year at Thanksgiving with my mom, children, and sisters.

Hey, I'm all excited about the holidays. I want to shop for everyone and make everyone happy. By the way, I wear XXL.

It's time to leave the station Should have ended this sentence right there to give US a reason to celebrate this Thanksgiving!!!! and thank you for all you do and thanks for listening to the showgram and thanks for coming to the website and thanks for going on the walks and hikes.

If you eat too much Thursday, it's cool. Maybe I will see you Friday morning at Torrey Pines okay?

Lets get a good start to 2008!

[Daisy CA]

Van Halen is Sunday. Jerry, Michelle, Pam, Delana, The Gamboas, and a couple other people are meeting in the afternoon to get mentally ready for the show! How exactly does one mentally prepare for a rock concert? I wasn't aware that mental preparation was required. Anyone help me out here??


I am guessing this means they are going to meet and have a few drinks, but he can't come out and say this, because he doesn't drink, remember?

[DreamerGal]

Regarding Tubby-Tooby's blooggbbbb

What I find so curious is his wierd placement of Michelle when he talks about life. For example: "The show is over and now it's time to be with family, Michelle, and the kids!" What are the kids, if not family? What category has he put Michelle in? Is she not family by now? I mean, he says he wants to marry her ... wouldn't she already be "family" in his heart if he has such love for her?

Another example: "Van Halen is Sunday. Jerry, Michelle, Pam, Delana, The Gamboas, and a couple other people are meeting in the afternoon to get mentally ready for the show!" Wierd placement of Michelle between Jerry and Pam. Have they already had a swinging threesome?

[SDGirl87]

UGH...both of my brothers have cancelled from our Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow...lol.

One of my sisters in law hurt her foot and is in surgery even as I type this (she'll be just fine), so they won't be able to make it (unless she feels LOTS better tomorrow) and then my other brother, who had a spinal cord injury in college, has hurt his back and they can't make it down either! Unless Uncle Frank calls...it will be just Mom, StepDad and Me. LOTS of turkey. Food made for 7...now for 3...lol.

Maybe more napping than I anticipated. YIPEEEEEEE

[Sapphie]

So apparently this was an INformal request to ask you to stop. I see. Glad he cleared that up.

The formal one will differ how? Turko will show up at your front door in a tuxedo?

LOL!...that was funny! :).....maybe the formal request was what Tommy and Michelle were working on so late at the courthouse....


Hey, I'm all excited about the holidays. I want to shop for everyone and make everyone happy. By the way, I wear XXL.

....just because he wears XXL doesn't mean that's his actual size...just means he's wearing stuff that's too small and tight for him....

[insightbyjake]

I'll drink to that!


:cheers:

Me too!

"There must be some segment of my family, friends and coworkers in front of which I haven't drunkenly embarrassed myself. (insert cringe) The only way to change people's opinion of me is by building a sober track record."

That's why I drink alone!

The pressure of expectation from other's ruins a good scotch!



P.S. Stay strong Texasgirl ...and husband!

[DreamerGal]

UGH...both of my brothers have cancelled from our Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow...lol.

One of my sisters in law hurt her foot and is in surgery even as I type this (she'll be just fine), so they won't be able to make it (unless she feels LOTS better tomorrow) and then my other brother, who had a spinal cord injury in college, has hurt his back and they can't make it down either! Unless Uncle Frank calls...it will be just Mom, StepDad and Me. LOTS of turkey. Food made for 7...now for 3...lol.

Maybe more napping than I anticipated. YIPEEEEEEE

You should invite Tubby-Toony over to rake through the leftovers ... you KNOW, Thanksgiving is for overeating and walking ...

[11ListenerNot]

[QUOTE=Daisy CA]Van Halen is Sunday. Jerry, Michelle, Pam, Delana, The Gamboas, and a couple other people are meeting in the afternoon to get mentally ready for the show! -------------------------------------------------------------
I noticed that he mentioned all the names, but left his name out for the "pre concert activities". I haven't been listening, is he going to do the tree lighting and then go to the concert??:disa:

[DreamerGal]

....just because he wears XXL doesn't mean that's his actual size...just means he's wearing stuff that's too small and tight for him....

I think he likes to show cleavage!!!

[DreamerGal]

[QUOTE=Daisy CA]Van Halen is Sunday. Jerry, Michelle, Pam, Delana, The Gamboas, and a couple other people are meeting in the afternoon to get mentally ready for the show! -------------------------------------------------------------
I noticed that he mentioned all the names, but left his name out for the "pre concert activities". I haven't been listening, is he going to do the tree lighting and then go to the concert??:disa:

He'll probably go to the pre-concert mental preparation seminar and have a drink or two or five, then light the tree if he doesn't knock it down in his stumbling and bumbling, then have his fiance, his future wife, Michelle, drive him to the concert.

[Sapphie]

I think he likes to show cleavage!!!

I think you're right Dreamer.....as awful as the visualization is it's highly likely that, by now, he's rummaged through Laura's clothes and snagged one of those deeply unattractive U-bras for himself.....

[SDGirl87]

You should invite Tubby-Toony over to rake through the leftovers ... you KNOW, Thanksgiving is for overeating and walking ...


Ewwww..thanks. No. (gagging)

[BecInCA]

[QUOTE=11ListenerNot]

He'll probably go to the pre-concert mental preparation seminar and have a drink or two or five, then light the tree if he doesn't knock it down in his stumbling and bumbling, then have his fiance, his future wife, Michelle, drive him to the concert.


Didn't you mean to say "his future ex-wife?"

[DreamerGal]

[QUOTE=DreamerGal]


Didn't you mean to say "his future ex-wife?"

Sure, I meant that, but I didn't want to give away next year's bit. This year, it's the "I-don't-want-to-be-with-anyone, okay-I-want-to-be-with-someone, wow-I-met-someone, I-want-the-kids-to-decide-when-I-propose, oops-I-proposed, I-want-the-kids-to-set-the-wedding-date" bit.

Next year it'll be the "I-love-my-children-and-they-accept-my-marriage-even-though-they-didn't-come-because-I-didn't-tell-them-about-the-wedding, wow-Michelle's-kind-of-not-the-person-I-thought-she-was, I'm-very-sad-because-Michelle-left-me-for-a-woman, the-kids-are-comforting-me-through-my-time-of-sorrow, I-sure-do-need-some-friends-right-now-preferably-petite-blondes-with-big-melons, I-don't-want-to-be-with-anyone, wow-I-met-someone, I-want-the-kids-to-decide-when-I-propose, oops-I-proposed, I-really-want-the-kids-to-set-the-wedding-date" bit.

... Take THAT, Jake!

[SDGirl87]

Tommy's gonna get lit, then lite the tree....LOLOLOL

Sorry, I'm tired.

[Texasgirl]

:cheers:

Me too!

"There must be some segment of my family, friends and coworkers in front of which I haven't drunkenly embarrassed myself. (insert cringe) The only way to change people's opinion of me is by building a sober track record."

That's why I drink alone!

The pressure of expectation from other's ruins a good scotch!



P.S. Stay strong Texasgirl ...and husband!

Thank you all for your words of support.

You drink alone? Damn, I was an expert on that. I would go out for happy hour on Fridays after work and only have one beer. (My hubby got a DUI several years ago which broke me of the habit of drinking and driving in a heartbeat.) People from work never saw me drunk or even overindulging. But...I used to do the same thing that LBM did/does and drink whenever no one was around to see. I work at a school, so there were many opportunities especially because my kids are adults and I didn't have any reason to stay sober in case they needed me to drive them, emergency or otherwise.

Now, it is very cool to actually be able to remember the day before instead of being blacked out and just hoping that I hadn't done something really stupid.

DC#44

P.S. My 24 year old son was also an addict. He recently celebrated his 2 and a half year anniversary clean from meth. He did substitute religion for drugs; even though, it is a wonderful change.

[Sapphie]

Was it ever announced as to who exactly would be doing the tree lighting at the Old Globe?....I noticed that the J & J website says that Laura will now be emceeing alone....does that mean she gets the honor of flipping the switch or is there going to be a real celebrity?

[Transplant]

I notice that LBM was too busy today not to make a diary entry...

I guess what with all that shopping for: turkey, stuffing, potatoes, green beans, carrots, squash, turnip, cranberry sauce, rolls, fixings for gravy, pie crusts, pumpkin pie filling, whipped cream (did i say whipped cream???) and sparkling apple cider

And then: the cleaning of the house, and getting everything ready for her family and guests to feast together for Thanksgiving....

She ran out of time to entertain us with a daily diary!


MY...MY...MY...SHE IS A BIG DEAL!

[Carol]

Did anyone notice they changed the picture of Laura's outfit last week...

...I must say, the new picture is much better..the outfit still sucks...

[Sapphie]

Sure, I meant that, but I didn't want to give away next year's bit. This year, it's the "I-don't-want-to-be-with-anyone, okay-I-want-to-be-with-someone, wow-I-met-someone, I-want-the-kids-to-decide-when-I-propose, oops-I-proposed, I-want-the-kids-to-set-the-wedding-date" bit.

Next year it'll be the "I-love-my-children-and-they-accept-my-marriage-even-though-they-didn't-come-because-I-didn't-tell-them-about-the-wedding, wow-Michelle's-kind-of-not-the-person-I-thought-she-was, I'm-very-sad-because-Michelle-left-me-for-a-woman, the-kids-are-comforting-me-through-my-time-of-sorrow, I-sure-do-need-some-friends-right-now-preferably-petite-blondes-with-big-melons, I-don't-want-to-be-with-anyone, wow-I-met-someone, I-want-the-kids-to-decide-when-I-propose, oops-I-proposed, I-really-want-the-kids-to-set-the-wedding-date" bit.

... Take THAT, Jake!

...way to compete with "Hyphen-Man" Dreamer!....at least we didn't have to scroll three yards to the right to view it all! .....(it's affectionate jesting Jake... :) )

[11ListenerNot]

notice that LBM was too busy today not to make a diary entry...

I guess what with all that shopping for: turkey, stuffing, potatoes, green beans, carrots, squash, turnip, cranberry sauce, rolls, fixings for gravy, pie crusts, pumpkin pie filling, whipped cream (did i say whipped cream???) and sparkling apple cider

And then: the cleaning of the house, and getting everything ready for her family and guests to feast together for Thanksgiving....
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Oh Transplant, you are so optimistic! I think it's more like this:

Wake up late, pick up the kids late (if she even has them), stop at the 7-11 for a quick fix of ciggies, scratchers, and gummy bears, go to FH's, take a nap while her kids are running free, feels guilty because it's no longer a family affair, so takes the kids to the yogurt shop (hopefully with money this time), get back to FH just in time so they can all lay on FH's chair (yuck) and watch an episode of intervention together, then watch a couple of "R" rated movies, and by then it's bedtime.

Happy Thanksgiving!

[Sapphie]

From Laura's diary November 14th 2006.......



Laura's Diary, November 14th, 2006
Tuesday, November 14, 2006 at 1:14pm

Dear Diary,

What a huge day I have ahead of me! When I get off work in a few, I'm going to race home and take a shower and wash my hair and try, TRY to put some kind of body into it, some kind of style because I'm going to "Dancing With The Stars" and I must look somewhat presentable. Then, I'm going to quickly gather up my 3 or 4 dress options with 3 or four pairs of shoes, my make-up bag, my nail polish, and my Sally Hansen Spray on Legs. I hope to figure out what I'm gonna wear by the time we hit Downey at least! Emily and I are supposed to be up in LA for the red carpet interviews by 4pm. We are required to wear something formal. I just can't wait to see the dancers doing their thing live. And, I'm super excited about seeing those judges live, too. I'll try to give San Diego a "peace" or "Victory" sign or something when I'm in the audience.

The ride home is gonna suck a bit. We are going to be so tired! We'll have to trade off the driving! Then, we have to come into the studio when we get back to input and and all of the sound we manage to gather while we are up there.

So, Diary, tomorrow morning,I will have pictures and stories galore! I'm going to miss my babies tonight. I just love my sweet soft cuddly sleepytime babies. Davecain is going to have his hands full. I hope he is in a better mood than he was yesterday. I don't know what I did to annoy him, but annoyed he was. I'm trying. I love him. I'm a little scared of him right now, so maybe he'll be happy having a night free of me. Plus his shoulder is aching pretty bad. Poor guy. Aches and pains cause crabbiness, I totally understand. Love you, Davecain.

See you tomorrow, Diary

Interesting to compare the two years I thought.....

[insightbyjake]

...way to compete with "Hyphen-Man" Dreamer!....at least we didn't have to scroll three yards to the right to view it all! .....(it's affectionate jesting Jake... :) )

Oh, I see, doing the old,

"I-used-to-type-in-my-normal-voice-until-I-realized-it-made-for-a-better-rat-tat-tat-pounding-of-an-otherwise-easily-skimmed-over-message-so-now-I'm-glomming-onto-Jake's-somewhat-annoying-means-of-structuring-run-on-sentences-in-such-a-way-as-to-avoid-criticism-from-the-redheaded-Irish-composition-police?"

I hope this current message doesn't aggravate your carpal-tunnel-scrolling-syndrome.



P.S. Affectionate jesting gladly received.

P.P.S. Happy Thanksgiving to all. I am thankful for the smile that is this group. :wavey:

[Wabbitsd]

You know, Emily was around a whole lot during LBM's spiral of decadence and decay over the past year or so...I wonder how involved she was in the whole shebang? Was she just a caretaker or an enabler...wow.

sounds like an investigative report lead in: "Caretaker or Enabler: WE have the facts! YOU Decide!" (dum da dum dum....)

[iamsheens]

Anyone else kinda weirded out about how much Tommy loves his mom? I mean its great but to say he loves him mom so much and then add and it will be great to have my fiance celebrate thanksgiving with us...or however he worded it, something rubbed me the wrong way.

I guess the way he refers to mooch all the time weirds me out...i guess its just the fact he has a girl shocks me.

And I though Amused didn't like the kids going to tommy's moms house? So Im wondering who's kids are going to her house? He is never specific when he says the kids, maybe he thinks we will assume he means his...hmmmm...

[wonkatania]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

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[11ListenerNot]

OMG, hahahahahhahahahaha!

Redhead, I knew you like your little dancing turkey, well here's a XXXL version!

[Sapphie]

Nice one Jake!....I tried to quote you but I had trouble locating the quote-button on your post...my wrist locked up after the first three feet of scrolling. :)

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. This year I'm thankful that I'm not a big deal.....that I still have my own home to live in...that all my loved ones are healthy and happy...and that, if ever I need a good laugh, all I have to do is read this forum. Thanks for all the great posts Drama Clubbers! :)

[GirlfromOR]

So apparently this was an INformal request to ask you to stop. I see. Glad he cleared that up.

The formal one will differ how? Turko will show up at your front door in a tuxedo? The UT will publish a full page ad? Ed McMahon will knock with balloons and signs and a clown?

Oh wait, I know!! He'll show up at your house, guitar in hand...and sing you a song that he wrote (he came back to let you know...) in which he'll beg you to leave him and his precious children alone. THAT'S how he'll do it.

Haha. I asked him how one asks formally, but he never responded. He's such a tool. I really would love it if Turko showed up at my door though!

[GirlfromOR]

You should really freak him out by telling him that you do walk -every weekend - with his group... That will make him paranoid! Tell him that you get sick when you fall behind and have to stare at his jiggly fat rolls.

Haha. I wish I had thought of that! Haha. It would be pretty awful to walk behind him!

[GirlfromOR]

Mentally preparing for the concert probably means getting drunk and high.

Interesting that someone pointed out how he rarely lists Michelle first in a group of people. For me it comes naturally to list my husband first in a group of names. "Husband and I" or "me, husband, a, b, and c." It always seems that Michelle is an afterthought for him. I guess that is what happens when you are in a business arrangement and not a relationship.

[insightbyjake]

HAPPY THANKSGIVING

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My first thought was, "How did you get a shot of FH losing so much weight?"

Perhaps a gizzard bypass? That would explain alot.

My second thought, "How did you shrink the turkey to match his body size?"

[NewAgeGoddess]

Did the flying Turkeys attack everyone!!!! I'm feeling sooo alone here!!!

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Did the flying Turkeys attack everyone!!!! I'm feeling sooo alone here!!!

No, you're not alone! I'm just running around like that proverbial "turkey with my head cut off" (ha!) trying to get ready for a 3 hour drive (each way) tomorrow.....I can't imagine what life would be like if I was actually prepping for a full meal tomorrow!

Happy Thanksgiving, All!

[NewAgeGoddess]

It's just me and the kids tomorrow. I picked everything up at Honey Baked Hams today. We will just watch movies, play Wii and then eat. Nice lazy day!!!!

[GirlfromOR]

That sounds really nice NewAgeGoddess! I am sleeping all day tomorrow and then working tomorrow night! I will be celebrating on Saturday with my husband, my sister's family, a few friends and my sweet little niece. I can't wait!

[NewAgeGoddess]

My Dad and Step Mom usually come to visit, but they are coming down to watch my kids while I go on vacation on the 10th of December.

[Wabbitsd]

My daughter and I will join an extended family gathering at North Island's Island Club--this arm of the family takes over a whole room at the big buffet there! then we'll rush over to another family gathering and pretend we didn't eat at the first one. It should be fun, though...Good fun people on both sides, a lot of relatives coming in from out of town.

Hope you folks have a great gathering of your owns!

[DeeTroit]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Here's a Thanksgiving poem for you, written by a friend of mine and will probably be said by FH tomorrow.

A THANKSGIVING POEM - by C J Beaman©

TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, I JUST COULDN'T
SLEEP I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING
SHEEP.

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND
WHITE BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.

SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.

I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.

I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.

I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE
SKY WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.

BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE
TREES.... HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES,
PLEASE.

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, MAY YOUR TURKEY BE
PLUMP. MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP,

MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS MAY YOUR PIES TAKE
THE PRIZE, MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR
THIGHS.

MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING BE BLESSED!!!

[SDReadhead]

OMG, hahahahahhahahahaha!

Redhead, I knew you like your little dancing turkey, well here's a XXXL version!
Just got home from a few days out of town to visit friends and was greeted by the super-deluxe dancing turkey. That was great. I'd comment on what you all wrote over the past few days, but I sat here drinking a glass of champagne while reading (granted, my husband got it at Trader Joes for cheap because we are not BIG DEALS to anyone except each other) and so since I am a light weight when it comes to alcohol (please don't tell the rest of the population of Ireland or they'll revoke my passport!!!) I can't actually recall what I found so funny and wanted to comment on. But I will go to sleep with visions of the giant XXXL dancing turkey and that makes me laugh.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Much love and happiness to you (and much food to FH since that is what the day means to him.)

All the best from the Red headed Readhead family.:cheers:

[BigAl]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
Very foggy here on the Ventura coast.
I hear the I-15 has a Sig alert due to some giant XXXXXXXXL guy in a turkey suit trying to get to Chula Vista.
I wonder if the "Big Deal" crew are actually cooking their own turkey or are they "catering" it from some fancy smancy ristoante??? LBH is in her "hood" trying to score something...
Enjoy the day and you are all allowed to be XXL for one day...

[mamasterls]

Thanks for the laugh BigAL!:thumbup:

Have a very Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

[GGmami]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone. I just got back from a pre-Thanksgiving vacation (all my family lives here, so we never go anywhere)and spent hours catching up on all the pages of posts. I've missed all your witty comments, but I didn't miss J&J.

[NewAgeGoddess]

OMG!!!!! My waterbed sprung a leak last night and I had to sleep on the couch. I will have to sleep on the couch again tonigh until I can get into a mattress store tomorrow and get a new mattress. The worst thing about this is I keep thinking of the spewgram because I'm more than likely going to Sleep Train since it's close to my house.

Hope everyone is having a Happy Thanksgiving!!!!

We went to see Beuwolf. Great movie!!!

[SDGirl87]

Happy Gobble Gobble everyone :) I managed to eat my fill at Mom's and somehow did not have to unbutton my belt. Imagine that.

All in all, a lovely day. The only person we didn't hear from was Uncle Frank, but didn't expect to...he's a busy man with many obligations, even on Thanksgiving :) Sometimes this side of the family has to be patient and wait our turn...lol

Can't wait to get up and go shopping tomorrow morning with Mom!

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Gobble, Gobble! Happy Turkey Day to my DC Friends!

Survived my killer 3-hour (each way) drive, managed to eat some wonderful food, visited with the ex-laws (and got to watch my ex with his latest from the "revolving door of women") and am now snug in my house...

Oh - a note to those of you that have problems with the Elves stealing things...when I was driving south on 15 between Balboa and Aero on the west side of the freeway I was startled to see a building with a big neon sign that said "Elf-Storage". This must be where the Elves hide all our stuff!!!! SadSadSad, you need to see about getting a key to their storage unit a.s.a.p.! (It was really funny to realize I was driving down the freeway giggling about the DC Elves and wanting to share this piece of info with y'all!)

Off to bed - I won't be one of those crazy fools getting up at Zero-Dark-Thirty to stand in line to shop. I'll be ASLEEP!!!

[GirlfromOR]

Happy Thanksgiving! I ate a free turkey dinner at the hospital cafeteria offered to hospital staff and it was some of the best turkey I've ever consumed!

Bring on the shopping tomorrow.

[Trixie]

I will be one of the few (?) who won't be near a shopping mall today. Nor will I be ordering anything from work on Cyber Monday. Not that there's anything wrong with either of those options. It's just not my cup of tea. I prefer coffee, sometimes Sangria.

Patience to all the shoppers in mall and on-line. Get what you want, if it is a good (BIG) deal. I'm sure I'll tune in to watch the news this evening and experience the shopping chaos from the comfort of my living room.

Enjoy today. Enjoy tomorrow. Enjoy everyday. Stay tuned for the Sunday evening lighting of the Old Globe x-mas tree. Who will be there and who won't, meaning the Big Deals.

[SDGirl87]

Back from the mall. A little disappointing this year. Just didn't feel the anticipation of Christmas in the air. Got a few things, but honestly the deals just weren't that great. S'ok...now it's NAP TIME!!!

[califbrat]

Just got home from a few days out of town to visit friends and was greeted by the super-deluxe dancing turkey. That was great. I'd comment on what you all wrote over the past few days, but I sat here drinking a glass of champagne while reading (granted, my husband got it at Trader Joes for cheap because we are not BIG DEALS to anyone except each other) and so since I am a light weight when it comes to alcohol (please don't tell the rest of the population of Ireland or they'll revoke my passport!!!) I can't actually recall what I found so funny and wanted to comment on. But I will go to sleep with visions of the giant XXXL dancing turkey and that makes me laugh.

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. Much love and happiness to you (and much food to FH since that is what the day means to him.)


All the best from the Red headed Readhead family.:cheers:



HEY...Trader Joes's is one of my fav places to shop! and the champ/wine prices are the BEST!! Ok.. that is our little secret!! Just recovering from the feast of yesterday and the greatest husband in the world is getting lunch from Point Loma Seafoods! What and I can eat again after yesterday! See ya!

[califbrat]

Happy Gobble Gobble everyone :) I managed to eat my fill at Mom's and somehow did not have to unbutton my belt. Imagine that.

All in all, a lovely day. The only person we didn't hear from was Uncle Frank, but didn't expect to...he's a busy man with many obligations, even on Thanksgiving :) Sometimes this side of the family has to be patient and wait our turn...lol

Can't wait to get up and go shopping tomorrow morning with Mom!

can I come.. can I come!! ( hehe ) spending the day with my son & his girlfriend!

[Trixie]

Friday November 23, 2007 1:30pm:

Okay, waking up at 4am today NOT TO DO THE SHOW, but to go shopping got me in the Christmas spirit. I spent a good part of the year zapping out all of my credit card debt BUT today that personal triumph earlier in the year was ignored and I stood in line and bought so much stuff by 6:30am. By 7am, I was standing in a Target waiting in line that rapped (or is it wrapped) around the entire store. I made it out alive and went into another store where the line was even bigger.

I was with Michelle and Eddie and Sydnie at one end of town and in a mall with a few of her friends was Vanessa. Vanessa was at North County Fair by 5am. My lovely daughter has a hard time waking up when I take her to work at 6am, but NOT TODAY, she was at NORDIES by 5am wide eyed and bushy tailed. SPECIAL NOTE: If I ever use the phrase “wide eyed and bushy tailed” again, please kick my butt!

I had a great Thanksgiving with my family and with Michelle’s. At my mom’s I always felt the presence of my brothers and my dad and so many other relatives that have passed on. When I was a kid, my mom’s house was the headquarters or MAIN house for all relatives to come over to eat. There was a time when I was kid that over 40 people would be at my mom’s house. Today, in 2007 only 6 relatives are left and everyone else has passed on. I FEEL good spirits at my mom’s house. Michelle has told me a few times that she feels a good vibe at my mom’s house. WELL, with all that in mind, it was really cool to look at some pictures that Michelle took on her digital camera. When I saw a picture of my mom with the boys in the family, I instantly saw my brothers RAY AND FRANK. It wasn’t them as you would think, but it was them through ORBS. There were 2 orbs in the picture that they would have been in, if they were both living, but when I saw the picture it took me less than a second to know it was Ray and Frank at my mom’s for Thanksgiving. I believe my brothers and my dad and everyone else are still at my mom’s making sure she is okay. I know my brothers give my mom a little push every now and then and they help her walk and stuff as they can in spirit.

I never believed or even took the time to know about orbs, but 10 years to the day that my brother Frank got sick and died a week later and on Thanksgiving, where we all would have been at, I know so many people that I miss so much that have gone on, were at my mom’s house and I saw it in the pictures that Michelle took and my little niece too. My niece Tosha took pictures at the same time as Michelle and they all showed up on her pictures as well at the same place and same spots. I strongly believe that is how our spirit looks. Our bodies are vehicles to our spirits and in few hours I will try to post those pictures on the website.

SO, I’m feeling really happy today, because I know yesterday my whole entire family were together once again (here and in spirit too) and they all hung out together and they all probably went out back to smoke a big fat uh, OKAY MAYBE NOT, but you know what I mean.

I feel really at peace right now!

[Trixie]

All I can add is that we are on page 500! Wow!

The 'spirits' at the house are probably coming out of bottles from the liquor cabinet. Orbs, again, but this time at the SOBlan house. Where Whas Whora? The 'vibe' that Mooch felt may have been a Hitachi re-charge-able, stashed under a bed?
I feel better, now, getting some good digs in.

Hi XXXL!

[Carol]

I would like to note:

Wide eyed, and bushy tailed was one of the least offensive phrases he has used.

[NewAgeGoddess]

Wow!!! A crazy spending day. I walked away with a 50" plasma HDTV, Xbox360, 2 games and a queen size mattress!!!! And I only hit 2 stores!!!

[SDReadhead]

My black Friday -- slept in until 10:30. Oh, that felt wonderful. Went to see American Gangster with my husband. Really great movie. Went to my sister's house to eat leftovers. Yum. Cleaned my shower -- not the "let's wipe out the shower" clean but the "Hey, let's really clean this bathroom until it shines" clean. The "let's even get on the hands and knees and clean the baseboard under the vanity shelf" clean.

Did not see any orbs. Did find 52 cents on the bathroom floor that must have fallen out of a pocket and rolled under and behind the sink. I think the quarter was my uncle Pat. The remaining 27 cents seems to have been some floozy Uncle Pat found on the other side.

Cooking dinner for the family members who were not smart enough to go fetch leftovers. All in all, a great day! Hope all 160+ of my DC friends are having a relaxing holiday. Here's to the big fatso and Geriatric as they await the opening sounds of Van Halen. Me? I'll take Van Morrison.

[SDGirl87]

Wow!!! A crazy spending day. I walked away with a 50" plasma HDTV, Xbox360, 2 games and a queen size mattress!!!! And I only hit 2 stores!!!


Good heavens!!! All that stuff for you? LOL. Sounds like you had a GREAT time today! WAHOOOOOOOOOOOO to fun :)

[Carol]

Wow!!! A crazy spending day. I walked away with a 50" plasma HDTV, Xbox360, 2 games and a queen size mattress!!!! And I only hit 2 stores!!!

Did someone go to Cosco?

[NewAgeGoddess]

First I went to the Marine Exchange for the TV and Xbox. Then to Sleep Train but didn't get the mattress. Then back to the Marine Exchange for the mattress.

Very busy day. I was at the Marine Exchange the first time at 6:10 am.

[GirlfromOR]

Wonder why Vanessa was at North County fair with friends when Tommy was elsewhere? I wonder if he is leaving out the fact that she was w/ Amused, Amanda, or her friend's parents... I hope she wasn't unsupervised. I don't think Nordstroms really had any great sales anyways.

[RowdyOne]

A sloooow day on the forum... out of 16 posts only 4 references to the J&J trainwreck! But now that Trixie has posted the XXXLFHblob's blog we have some fodder. Go for it!

[NewAgeGoddess]

FH sucks!!!!

[NewAgeGoddess]

LBM at least can try!!

[NewAgeGoddess]

Jer is a Jerk forever!!!! Way too old to change!!!!

Jwff....I kinda like him. A little to holier than thou for me, but I think he may be a good person.

[NewAgeGoddess]

Randy......it's really time to grow-uo!!! At least you are trying!!!

[NewAgeGoddess]

Ric from AM.....how could you do it with LBM???? Were you drunk too?????

[pastherprime]

SPECIAL NOTE: If I ever use the phrase “wide eyed and bushy tailed” again, please kick my butt!

Well, bend over and get ready for an immediate butt kicking since the saying is actually "BRIGHT eyed and bushy tailed."

[SDReadhead]

Originally Posted by FH
SPECIAL NOTE: If I ever use the phrase “wide eyed and bushy tailed” again, please kick my butt!

Well, bend over and get ready for an immediate butt kicking since the saying is actually "BRIGHT eyed and bushy tailed."

Does anyone have a foot big enough to kick that wide load of a butt? I think it might be a team effort.

[insightbyjake]

Well, bend over and get ready for an immediate butt kicking since the saying is actually "BRIGHT eyed and bushy tailed."

Oh.

I thought he meant, "wide-tailed and bushy eyed."

[iamsheens]

Im back!!!!

My thanksgiving was wonderful and I didn't hit any sales but I do think FH is crazier than ever with his orbit talk....anyone else notice he didn't mention his kids being with him on thanksgiving??!!?!


Oh and I woke up to snow this morning, how tragic for me, its so cold....blah!

Happy 2 days after thanksgiving. haha

[insightbyjake]

I'd post more but I'm still eating my Thanksgiving meal.

May have over-done it on the portions.

P.S. Wanna know how lame the Showgram is?

Listen to any day they play "Best of."

Even they must realize, if this their "best" stuff --- they are mediocre 50% of the time, and suck the other half of the time.

[insightbyjake]

P.S. Don't tell SDRedHead about the missing article between "this" and "their."

I was simply too lazy to add the "is." :)

[SDGirl87]

P.S. Don't tell SDRedHead about the missing article between "this" and "their."

I was simply too lazy to add the "is." :)


We give you grammar grace. You get it right most of the time. You hereby are officially allowed 10 grammar errors per month. Since Tubby will use that many in one blog...I think I'm being generous. Tis the season, and I AM compassionate!