San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread

[iamapes]

I was late to work today and got stuck for about ten minutes behind the train so I got to listen to the showgram and I didn't laugh once. First callers were giving FH ideas as to how to deal with his snoring. BORING. Then Laura gave some dirt. And the next segment was about people really "poking their eye out". Turns out Delana's bro really did get shot in the eye with a beebee gun. But none of it was amusing or fun or what I thought the showgram is supposed to be. I heard about the whole throwing items down the stairs. What the hell is that about? Wow, it makes noise??
Anyway, I'm with you 11listenernot. Throw THEM down the stairs.

[zodiac]

Laura's outfit of the week is up and I think it's great! And guess what?? She's not wearing jeans! It's a nice outfit by Vera Wang and it looks really good, IMO.

[BecInCA]

delana, LBM and someone else did the dancing elves on Office Max's website (the one that Wonk or Jake posted earlier) and posted it on the J&J website!!!!!

I posted that link the other day (it had FH as the elf). Wow, I guess I'm a BIG DEAL now! :)

[pax]

I agree with Zodiac. LBM's outfit this week is very cute.

[boris85]

Laura's outfit of the week is up and I think it's great! And guess what?? She's not wearing jeans! It's a nice outfit by Vera Wang and it looks really good, IMO.

You mean her expandable, "hide my fat," maternity shirt? Interesting how the $73 outfit costs $84. Hmmmm. Must be "new" math.

[11ListenerNot]

delana, LBM and someone else did the dancing elves on Office Max's website (the one that Wonk or Jake posted earlier) and posted it on the J&J website!!!!!
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I can't view it. Hope I'm not missing anything!

[SDchick]

Good Morning!

About the dancing Elves...

They of COURSE had to make Delana feel like sh*t because she "overshadowed" what FH was saying about HIS mom's greeting card. They are so mean to her! They had to spend a little time picking on her for upsetting Tummy. :(

[apollo64j]

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/laura_73_outfit_11_29.jpg

[pax]

Boris, you can't seriously think she looks fat here???

[Layla]

I'm making an open call to some members who dissapeared after the fires and drama that came from that. I miss them. They were originals to the thread. They brough much insight and fun. I want them back, and I'm hoping if they are lurking they may think about posting again.

Listener12
JesseeezMom
Ritchie
YoungAmerica
Smitty

Where have you all gone?

Sadx3 has been missing as of late too.

Please come home :)

[SDGirl87]

Yah, what Layla said! (trying to look stern)

[pastherprime]

I think the outfit is 'icky' and not flattering whatsoever.

The colors are depressing and drab and $84 for ho hum? I could find something cuter at the Salvation Army and have my tailor do her magic and it would be much more cute. I'd STILL be within her budget. (My tailor is a perfectionist and unbelievably affordable).

As far as fat stomachs (ahem...mine is actually blobby now and my family is glad because they thought I was too thin), everyone has a figure issue and we have to choose clothes that work with what the issues are. Fat stomach? Blousy, rouched top, tailored - fine, do whatever is necessary. Better than seeing a t-shirt that is too tight and/or too short.

Am I trying to work on my figure? No. haha I'm not even apologizing for it right now. Very freeing I might add. I know me and I know that I tend to come back to center when the stars line up. No biggie. Well, actually "yes" biggie, but who cares? :D

[boris85]

Boris, you can't seriously think she looks fat here???

I can't tell due to the pregnancy top. What hides beneath the tent of despair??? Only half of SDSU knows....

[Dawnski]

I'm making an open call to some members who dissapeared after the fires and drama that came from that. I miss them. They were originals to the thread. They brough much insight and fun. I want them back, and I'm hoping if they are lurking they may think about posting again.

Listener12
JesseeezMom
Ritchie
YoungAmerica
Smitty

Where have you all gone?

Sadx3 has been missing as of late too.

Please come home :)

Don't you miss me too? :cry: I've been busy at work with no time to post...so much drama after the fires and I just couldn't get into it.

LBM and FHBM...still...forever and always....

[Carol]

I think Laura's outfit is decent, I mean it looks like a "cheap" target re-make, which is exactly what it is. Nothing wrong with that...it is what it is. However, as she has said, she has a bit of a tummy, which makes that shirt not the best choice...but whatever... at least the outfit is semi age appropriate, unlike her mini skirts of past.

The pants look pretty decent, and I LOVE HER NAILS....

[zodiac]

I can't tell due to the pregnancy top. What hides beneath the tent of despair??? Only half of SDSU knows....

Boris, if I haven't said it already, you are insane if you think Laura looks fat or pregnant. This picture is actually very flattering in my opinion.

[DreamerGal]

Tubby's Blob:
Thursday November 29, 2007 10:55am
Thursday, November 29, 2007 at 2:13pm

Thursday November 29, 2007 10:55am: Over the last few days, I’ve been getting calls from friends that usually help me for Breaking and Entering Christmas. I’m sitting here just shaking my head in amazement at all the nice things that are being offered to the family this year. You will hear all about it on Thursday December 20th when we go into the families home and we give someone a very special Christmas or holiday.
I’m close to picking THE LETTER and there’s still time to send one in to see if we can help or not. I do pick families with small children. That’s the first thing or one of the first things I look for are the kids and their ages.

It was 10 years ago when this all happened. It was a spur of the moment segment when a father called and said he just lost his job and needed to find work to give his children a Christmas. He wasn’t asking for any handouts or anything. He just wanted us to find him a job. We arrange for the man to go for an interview at 8am that very same morning and when he left, I called a few of my friends from Chula Vista and we went to the man’s house and broke in and set up a tree, lights, food, toys, clothes, cash, and bicycles. It was a moment I will never forget, because the concept happened right there on the spot. Took the man’s call at 6:30am and by the time he was out the door at 8am, we had it all put together.

The man did get that job too.

Every year since then, we do it. We never ever leave a message that it came from us. IT’S as street as can be. I use all my buddies I grew up with and I use NEW friends too. Many people help out and last year, we took a picture outside the studio before we left and there were over 40 people that morning including my son Eddie. I want Eddie to do this with me all the time and Vanessa, because I want them to continue to do this ON or OFF THE AIR when I’m gone.


We bring JOY to these families and we made the best Christmas for many families over the years because of this. Why do I know this? Because I was one of those kids back in 1970 that was given a Christmas by someone, but I grew up thinking it was Santa. It was the first Christmas after my dad died. I was 5 when my dad died on June 21, 1970. It was Father’s Day. When my dad died, my mom had to learn how to drive and find a job and had to raise 5 kids all by herself. That first Christmas, I remember getting a big box of STUFF for Christmas. It had balls and games and skateboards and many other things that could be crammed into a brown box and left at the doorstep. It was the BEST Christmas for me and I always thought about that Christmas many years and decades later. It wasn’t until a few years ago as I was preparing for a Breaking and Entering that I realized that box of toys that I got back in 1970 came from someone that happened to be doing the exact same thing I was doing at the moment. MAKING A CHILD HAVE A GREAT CHRISTMAS. When I realized in my 30’s where that box of toys came from when I was only 6, I started to cry, but I cried because it went full circle and I didn’t even know it. I never knew for all those years where that box came from NOR did I want to know. I was just a kid that was happy and that is what THIS IS ALL ABOUT.

From a kid that had the best Christmas back in 1970 just from a box of balls and games and how that lasted for so many years to NOW where a family will get so much stuff that it may look like they were a guest on OPRAH’S favorite things show.

I can’t wait to do this and I will do it with you all in mind and my mom and memories from 1970.

So, to whoever made me happy back in 1970, I wish you were able to know that that little boy who was so happy to see all that stuff is part of a group NOW that is bringing joy to other kids just like ME.

[DreamerGal]

LBM's obviously too busy today to post a diary entry ... must be busy casing all the crack houses and bars in her new "hood."

[RedWillow]

Sorry Jake but I think you were out of line. I think you sounded arrogant and righteous. I find many of your posts have that tone.

I think Amused needs to do what is right for her. And I think FH could never be irrevelant...he is the father of her children.

I think Jake was expressing his own sentiments in his own way, but maybe you're judging them from your own perception?

I happen to get where he's coming from, as far as equating irrelevant with personal power. When someone continues to behave in a certain manner, you can either tie yourself in knots emotionally, or you can realize you can't change the behavior, and release yourself from the anger that inevitably follows.

Amused can choose to continue to post, or not, that's her decision.

[Wabbitsd]

anyone who has an "ex" who behaves like FH...you'd be shocked and AMUSED at how quickly they fade away when you can defuse their ability to dump on you and get a reaction. That, to me, is the ultimate point of "making them irrelevant." When FH get a reaction (ANY reaction) it gives him a little goosing of feeling powerful.

It ain't easy, but derailing that control freak will be the best gift Amused can ever give herself.

[Layla]

Don't you miss me too? :cry: I've been busy at work with no time to post...so much drama after the fires and I just couldn't get into it.

LBM and FHBM...still...forever and always....

Sorry, I knew I was missing people...you are missed too! The board was jumping for a while there, it was great!

[DreamerGal]

Hey, fellow DC members. I have a question. I see people's names on their posts, and under the name is a categorization (?)of Plebe, Ensign, etc., and a join date and number of posts. Okay, I have several questions: first, what is the significance of the categorization? How does one earn a "promotion?"

Second, what the heck is up with the "posts?" I KNOW I've posted many times, but mine says I have 0 posts. Layla's says she has 31 posts, but I bet she's posted more. What the dealio?

Just curious.

[Layla]

Hey, fellow DC members. I have a question. I see people's names on their posts, and under the name is a categorization (?)of Plebe, Ensign, etc., and a join date and number of posts. Okay, I have several questions: first, what is the significance of the categorization? How does one earn a "promotion?"

Second, what the heck is up with the "posts?" I KNOW I've posted many times, but mine says I have 0 posts. Layla's says she has 31 posts, but I bet she's posted more. What the dealio?

Just curious.

Only certain forums actually "log" the number of posts. DC thread is not one that counts. You have to actually post outside of this thread to earn posts. I think it actually only takes a few to become an "ensign"

[Murray]

While I miss Amused, I think it is healthier for her and her children not to post. The kids have already and will continue to figure it out. Thank God they have their Mom and she is capable of honesty, real connection and taking the high road. No matter how awful he behaves, how poorly he parents, how many lies he tells, how dysfunctional he is....the truth is the kids will still love him. That is life, children want to love their parents. Their lives will be better and they will be stronger people for having atleast one functional parent which is sadly more than many kids have these days.

[Texasgirl]

I tuned in for a few moments to the snowgram and heard about the "throw noisy things down the steps" idea. How lame can you get? I didn't bother to actually listen to any of them; the mental images were bad enough. I kept wondering who was going to have to repair the stairwell and pick up all that crap at the bottom.

Surely, we can come up with some radio bit ideas that are better than J and J's finest. Maybe even good enough that FH will steal a few (after he spins everyone into thinking they were his ideas.) This isn't my forte, but I know that there is talent in this Drama Club! Any ideas?

DC#44

[Trixie]

This week the spewgram had the dumbest segment, they are throwing items down stairs, I suppose for the noise factor. Today it was a console television, one day it was dishes from Little Pepper Deli. ugh. I wish someone would throw them down the stairs...

And on Friday morning, they will be throwing Bowling Balls down the stairs. Who doesn't think this is going to result in some collateral damage?

[Trixie]

The pants look pretty decent, and I LOVE HER NAILS....


And I love her toes.

....ooops, did I just type that and hit submit reply? is it too late to edit?....

[Trixie]

Only certain forums actually "log" the number of posts. DC thread is not one that counts. You have to actually post outside of this thread to earn posts. I think it actually only takes a few to become an "ensign"

I'm going to remain loyal to the DC Thread and not post outside. Forever a Plebe! I might even edit my signature to match.

[BigAl]

So..... if the members of the sprewgram are thrown down a flight of stairs...what kind of noise will that make???
On Friday is bowling balls. Maybe, just maybe there will be a certain "helper boy" at the bottom catching said bowling ball???

When is LBM's house warming party??? I want to be invited.

FH and his breaking and entering Christmas. What if the police somehow catch them.... are they arrested? Or is is "cleared". Imagine FH and the hoodlums breaking into the home and there lies a drunken LBM on the sofa passed out......

[pax]

You know, I don't believe LBM will move into that house in Kensington. I just don't see her doing it.

[SDReadhead]

This morning I tuned in to hear Jef the Perv thanking Kimberly Hunt's dad for Kimberly Hunt, as if any father wants to here that some old man (probably the same age as the dad) is leering at his daughter. Can Jer ever not be gross????

[Trixie]

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/tommy_michele_van2.jpg

[pastherprime]

This morning I tuned in to hear Jef the Perv thanking Kimberly Hunt's dad for Kimberly Hunt, as if any father wants to here that some old man (probably the same age as the dad) is leering at his daughter. Can Jer ever not be gross????

Ewww.

My dad would have nodded along to be polite and then waited to comment in the car "Oh, I've met jokers like him before that think they're real slick. Now listen to me when I say stay away from *that* guy or else don't come crying 'Daddy, that man took me home and then got me fired.'" Crass, but that's a WWII dad type for ya. He'd also add, "And you remember what I taught you about getting away from someone who is bigger than you?"

"Yep, it comes right after 'just BE home before dark' and 'don't be stupid enough to get into the car with a stranger.'"

Ok, show bit ideas...(let's see if this one gets stolen--steal away!) If so, they can feel free to PM me and offer me a consulting job where I help them 'find the funny in exchange for a bunch of money (telecommuting, of course).'

* Favorite sayings of your parents--things you just don't hear anymore. Some of mine:
** My dad referred to jeans/levis as "dungarEES."
** He had a thing about not acting like you have any money on your person. It would end with, "That's a good way to get someone to knock you in the head and take all your money."
** "That guy is fuller of sh*t than a Christmas turkey."

I could go on... :D

[ElizabethAZ]

Good ones, pastherprime!

My dad's was "If you're up to your ears in s&$%, keep your mouth shut!"

[Jammie J.]

So..... if the members of the sprewgram are thrown down a flight of stairs...what kind of noise will that make???

Two possible answers:
1. Just a whoosh, we all know they're full of hot air, after all.

or

2. If no one is listening, none at all.

[Jammie J.]

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/laura_73_outfit_11_29.jpg

Gosh, why is she all dressed up???

[Daisy CA]

Good ones! My husband refers to them as "old fogeyisms". My dad always said (and still does)...

"If you're going to dance, you've got to pay the fiddler."

And when someone was dimwitted..."He doesn't know if it's raining or Tuesday!"

My grandmother always used to refer to the couch as the "davenport". I never could figure out why it was called that.

[insightbyjake]

Boris, if I haven't said it already, you are insane if you think Laura looks fat or pregnant. This picture is actually very flattering in my opinion.

Men look at pictures to see if women are "hot."

Women look at pictures to see if they look "flattering."

In a woman's world, "flattering" = "good."

In a man's world, "flattering" = "Okay, but there might be better -- there might be 'hot!'"

In the "real" world, all women are powerful magnets.....


and all men, are cheap metal.

LBM is not "hot" --- she's just not as unattractive as usual....


Thus, she becomes a magnet....

Boris...?

[RowdyOne]

Men look at pictures to see if women are "hot."
Women look at pictures to see if they look "flattering."
In a woman's world, "flattering" = "good."
In a man's world, "flattering" = "Okay, but there might be better -- there might be 'hot!'"

In the "real" world, all women are powerful magnets.....
and all men, are cheap metal.

very, very insightful, Jake. You are so right.

[insightbyjake]

Good ones! My husband refers to them as "old fogeyisms". My dad always said (and still does)...

"If you're going to dance, you've got to pay the fiddler."

And when someone was dimwitted..."He doesn't know if it's raining or Tuesday!"

My grandmother always used to refer to the couch as the "davenport". I never could figure out why it was called that.

Jake: "But I want to be original!!!?

Pop: "Want some ink? Want to dress 'individual?' '"Want piercings?'"

"Freak shows never play the main tent!"

[Dawnski]

Men look at pictures to see if women are "hot."

Women look at pictures to see if they look "flattering."

In a woman's world, "flattering" = "good."

In a man's world, "flattering" = "Okay, but there might be better -- there might be 'hot!'"

In the "real" world, all women are powerful magnets.....


and all men, are cheap metal.

LBM is not "hot" --- she's just not as unattractive as usual....


Thus, she becomes a magnet....

Boris...?


Can't see the pictures you posted while I'm at work, and can't get into the spewgram site either. Now, first let me say that I'm a woman, and I do NOT think that this outfit is flattering on LBM. Maybe it's because I'm old, or maybe it's because it doesn't look good.....

LBM

[GirlfromOR]

The top is ugly. The pants seem a bit short IMO. I wouldn't wear a shirt that had stripes around my upper arms because it makes them look larger than needed.

The blob about breaking and entering Christmas starting spontaneously on the show is a load of crap. So, he's trying to convince us that that one random caller motivated all of these other radio stations to do the B&E Christmas too? It's not a Jeff and Jer exclusive, original bit. Lots of stations do it all over the country.

Just read his blogs from yesterday about his toe nails. Gross. He should never mention it again. I do wonder why his shoes were a 1/2 size too big though. Is that so that he could get out of the little boy's section and into the men's section at the shoe store? The only shoes that fit him properly have lights on the bottoms and cartoon characters on them. Tommy, get shoes that fit, lose some weight and MAYBE your toe nails won't fall off when you walk.

[Wabbitsd]

Why would anyone thank the father of Kimberly Hunt for her? I can't understand why people think she is good looking...that botox mouth, that skanky hair that is overbleached and so heavily laquerd that you can almost see brush strokes from the 4" painbrush?....that vapid look...the total lack of braincells? "Quick, someone, please tell me what to say and if I should look sincere or just pleasantly amused? Should I act like I care when I report that someone has died? Which word should I lay the emphasis on? Can someone tell me which camera is on? Is it really the one with the red light? I never can be sure!"

Is it the sycophant in her that comes out at any and all times?

What is Jeff thinking?

[DreamerGal]

Why would anyone thank the father of Kimberly Hunt for her? I can't understand why people think she is good looking...that botox mouth, that skanky hair that is overbleached and so heavily laquerd that you can almost see brush strokes from the 4" painbrush?....that vapid look...the total lack of braincells? "Quick, someone, please tell me what to say and if I should look sincere or just pleasantly amused? Should I act like I care when I report that someone has died? Which word should I lay the emphasis on? Can someone tell me which camera is on? Is it really the one with the red light? I never can be sure!"

Is it the sycophant in her that comes out at any and all times?

What is Jeff thinking?

Wabbit, I think it was jer who was thanking Kimberly's father. I agree with you, I think she's skank, pure and simple.

Why would jer find her attractive? Look at what he married! He goes for that fake, botoxed, bleached clown look.

[DreamerGal]

Tubby's Blob from this morning:
November 30, 2007 4:08am
Friday, November 30, 2007 at 8:57am

November 30, 2007 4:08am: Honestly, I feel like I could cry right now. I don’t even feel I’m exaggerating or being over dramatic. I want to cry right now because I don’t know how to figure out how to sleep because of my snoring. Yesterday, I jokingly called myself a loser, but this morning, it ain’t no joke. All my thoughts are all messed up because of lack of sleep or tossing and turning to figure out how NOT to snore in front of Michelle.

Last night, I tried to sleep sitting up, laying down on my stomach, on my back, on my side, on the floor, on the couch, in my car, in the bathroom, at the chair by the computer, and nothing seemed to work. I felt bad because Michelle was needing some sleep and I knew the second I dosed off, I would upset her. I woke up at 3am after sleeping for 25 long minutes and she made her way downstairs. Doing that made me feel so lame.

I got her from the couch and into her own bed and I went back down to the couch and dosed off for 10 minutes to only wake myself up with my own frickin snoring. I AM A LOSER.

I almost threw in the towel and told Michelle to move on because I couldn’t do anything right with my sleeping and I felt so lame and dumb that she deserved a man who could sleep quietly instead of a man tossing and turning afraid for his life to fall asleep.

I don’t know what to do. Earplugs, nose strips or whatever, and surgeries, masks, WHATEVER is a nightmare for me.

Last night, I went to bed giving a kiss to Michelle and praying I wouldn’t snore.

6 hours later, I’m 18 miles away from her and freaked out at falling asleep.

Please help me, I don’t know what to do.

[SDGirl87]

Last night, I went to bed giving a kiss to Michelle and praying I wouldn’t snore.

6 hours later, I’m 18 miles away from her and freaked out at falling asleep.

Please help me, I don’t know what to do.

1) Praying won't help the snoring stop
2) 18 miles is probably about right for Mooch to get a decent night's sleep
3) Lose 50 lbs again...and you'll be shocked at how much better you feel and how much less you snore. Only this time,do it the RIGHT WAY rather than by starving yourself and you won't gain it all back and thensome.

[Wabbitsd]

Thx, DreamerGal. I didn't hear Jer say it, but it still creeps me out. I know FH had a "THANG" for her...ick to the whole crew.

I heard this am where Laura was foisted back on the poor community of Coronado for the parade. how gross and embarrassing.

Oh, are re: FH's snoring...there's some product on TV for snoring...don't know what it is or if it really works. Has he tried the snore strips?

The losing weight is really the answer right now.

Guess we have an idea of what Moochie will be supposedly dumping him over, don't we?

[YoungAmerican]

Now it's all coming together! FH has figured out a way to get out of the marriage AND make himself out to be a selfless, self sacrificing hero. He will play the "I'm-no-good-for-you-so-I-must-set-you-oh-so-free-so-you-can-get-a-good-night's-sleep-because-poor-ole-me-is-soooooo-embarassed-because-I-snore-like-a-15-year-old-bassett-hound-and-I-can't/won't-lose-weight". He will be free and have lots of stupid women calling him feeling sorry for him, which will allow him to begin preying for his next victim but will probably be a little wiser and just BONK them and leave before he falls asleep.

[11ListenerNot]

Why would anyone thank the father of Kimberly Hunt for her? I can't understand why people think she is good looking...that botox mouth, that skanky hair that is overbleached and so heavily laquerd that you can almost see brush strokes from the 4" painbrush?....that vapid look...
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I think she was cute 15 years ago, but has gone downhill. Reminds me of Bree Walker for those who remember her. She was very attractive early on, but has anyone seen her lately??
That's what too much plastic surgery will do!

[garybear]

Why would anyone thank the father of Kimberly Hunt for her? I can't understand why people think she is good looking...that botox mouth, that skanky hair that is overbleached and so heavily laquerd that you can almost see brush strokes from the 4" painbrush?....that vapid look...
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I think she was cute 15 years ago, but has gone downhill. Reminds me of Bree Walker for those who remember her. She was very attractive early on, but has anyone seen her lately??
That's what too much plastic surgery will do!

I agree about Kimberly and Bree. The last I saw Bree was a few months ago on TV when her ex, Jim Lampley, was arrested for domestic abuse. I did not recognize her at 1st. She has had way too much work done!

[11ListenerNot]

Laura's Diary - November 30th, 2007
Friday, November 30, 2007 at 12:30pm

Dear Diary,

I put down the deposit on that Kensington house today. That means I'll be moving in in two weeks. It seems so fast. I've really spent a lot of time praying and thinking about it and it just feels like this is the right thing to do. Plus, I've gotten so many emails from Kensington residents who tell me it's just about the best place in San Diego to live…especially with kids.

The other night, I could not get to sleep because I was thinking about how I'm going to decorate the house. I just couldn't picture how my furniture, once I get some of it, is going to fit in those small rooms. I'm really going to try hard not to try and furnish the place in a week with cheap stuff. I've always wanted to be one of those people who patiently decorate their abode with fine furnishings when they can afford them. I may just get myself a blow up mattress for the bedroom until I get that perfect set of bedroom furniture. I'll get a little TV and a Christmas tree. That's all I need, right? Oh, and some bath towels. That's all for now, right?

Stacey told me that moving in earlier than I thought is no big deal. She said I could always spend the night at Tommy's if I get lonely. That made me feel better.

Yesterday, Chip, Charlie and Evan opened up the CEC Gourmet Lemonade Stand at 5pm. They insisted that we whip up some lemonade with the bag of lemons Chip's papa bought for such an occasion. I have no idea how to make fresh lemonade, so I just winged it. We squeezed the juice into a measuring cup, added water and a whole bunch of sugar and TA-DA…lemonade…albeit, very tart lemonade.

The young entrepeneurs sold one cup to me and one cup to the lady next door. They didn't have change for a 5 dollar bill, so I made them each do an interpretive dance number to get the most out of my money. Chip did a complete number from High School Musical 2. Charlie did a fantastic crumping, break dancing, contemporary thing and Ev did a little twirling fairy dance. Then, I turned on the radio in my car real loud and we danced in the driveway together. Chip told me "You are kinda bad." I thought I looked kinda cool.

Then I took the kids to Chipotle, where we sat outside with the SDSU students. I watched Chip and Charlie pretend to be one of the guys and it made me smile in wonder. I totally pictured Charlie as an 18 year old college kid. He is going to be so beautiful, tall and funny. Then, I thought about the girl who's going to steal his heart. She's going to have to be one special person to hang with that boy.

God, I'm already acting like one of "those mom's." Help.

See you Monday, Diary.

[11ListenerNot]

I've really spent a lot of time praying and thinking about it and it just feels like this is the right thing to do
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This is from Laura's diary but reads like FH's writing.hmmmm

[DreamerGal]

I would urge FH and LBM to pray for clarity and guidance rather than for help with snoring and other piddly selfish requests.

[cattychathy]

Laura's Diary - November 30th, 2007
Friday, November 30, 2007 at 12:30pm

I have no idea how to make fresh lemonade, so I just winged it.

And here I thought that she just didn't understand the metaphorical meaning of "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Turns out, she can't grasp the literal concept either.

[DreamerGal]

I would urge FH and LBM to pray for clarity and guidance rather than for help with snoring and other piddly selfish requests.

[DreamerGal]

Sorry ... the computer's apparently stuttering today. I didn't mean to post twice!

[Newer Reader]

Um, regarding the snoring problem, doesn't FH work with two individuals who had serious snoring problems and finally sought help and have (to their credit) been open in sharing about it in order to help others? Isn't there even a podcast still on their site talking about it? So why all the whining? He's lucky enough to have a problem that already has answers; he just needs to go do it.

NR #26

[Wabbitsd]

Actually, Dreamer, it's great that you did post twice...see, if FH reads and heeds, fine. Then LBM will need her own copy to read and heed, too...they are both the kind of big deals that cannot share.

[DreamerGal]

Um, regarding the snoring problem, doesn't FH work with two individuals who had serious snoring problems and finally sought help and have (to their credit) been open in sharing about it in order to help others? Isn't there even a podcast still on their site talking about it? So why all the whining? He's lucky enough to have a problem that already has answers; he just needs to go do it.

NR #26

NR, you're right. But Tubby's too vain to wear the mask both Jeff and Jer use to help with their snoring. You know, if you're as handsome as our dear tubby-tummy, you pretty much have an obligation to those who sleep with you not to mar your good looks with a snoring mask. What's a little lost sleep when Moochie can gaze loving at the Clint Eastwood-like good looks Tubby brings to the table?

[Sapphie]

Tommy...for goodness sakes, quit with the poor-me boring, snoring segments and blogs...it's not as if you don't already know what to do. The resources you need are right there on Star's own website from the days when we had to listen endlessly, (and equally boringly) to both Jeff and Jer, about their own sleep problems. If you can't find the link, ( which is quite possible since a lot of the page is filled up with old stuff that should have been removed long ago - think, Pam's Corner, Laura's chick chat) it's about half way down, in the right hand column, titled "Jerry's sleep disorder"....if you refuse to wear a mask or any other kind of device because you think it will make you look foolish then you really deserve to sleep 18 miles away from anyone....if Michelle is turned off by you wearing a mask, it's best to find out now how shallow she is. There...simple!...problem solved...now stop whining and get the help that's readily and probably freely available to you.

Laura...are we really expected to believe that Dave is going to keep every last stick of furniture and dish towel from your old house? And even if he is, I still don't understand why you should have any sleepless nights worrying about how you're going to "fit"everything into a small place....( would that the the rest of us had such trivial problems)...your solution is equally simple. Buy small furniture and keep everything minimal.

Anyone else hear a slew of commercials with Laura's dulcet tones pimping for free stuff about to hit the airwaves in the very near future?

[WhoMe]

I'm in late with the "things your parents said." My dad was king of the non-swear words. We had fiddle stix, horse feathers and (my personal favorite) balderdash. That does bring back my childhood.

As for Laura and the house, for crying out loud, can you not appreciate peace and quiet occasionally?!? Hey Laura, you can get your own TV and DVR and probably not even notice the difference in location. TV and snacking are the only constants at Tommy's and you can do both of those in your own home.

[BecInCA]

I tuned in for a few moments to the snowgram and heard about the "throw noisy things down the steps" idea. How lame can you get? I didn't bother to actually listen to any of them; the mental images were bad enough. I kept wondering who was going to have to repair the stairwell and pick up all that crap at the bottom.

Surely, we can come up with some radio bit ideas that are better than J and J's finest. Maybe even good enough that FH will steal a few (after he spins everyone into thinking they were his ideas.) This isn't my forte, but I know that there is talent in this Drama Club! Any ideas?

DC#44

How about J and J bringing back schticks that actually have worked before like open phones, do stuff to Randy Day, Cracky calls, celebrity wake-up calls, having FH delivering room service orders to the hotel rooms of celebrities that are in town, the last chance prom, etc, etc. It seems like they really don't care anymore about whether or not they have listeners. Do they really think that tossing something down a stairwell is entertaining to their "11 listeners"? Give me a break!

[plutoboy7]

... Do they really think that tossing something down a stairwell is entertaining to their "11 listeners"? Give me a break!

Well it works for Letterma... ummm, I think its very original and entertaining. :rolleyes:

[11th Reader]

Maybe they're joining the writers on strike and therefore not coming up with any new and funny material. Of course, that means they've been on strike for years now...

[boris85]

Boris, if I haven't said it already, you are insane if you think Laura looks fat or pregnant. This picture is actually very flattering in my opinion.

interesting that your eyes have failed you. How's that red-tipped cane working out? You'd think she'd at least have a decent pair of boobs for being chunky. That would almost make it work the lbs....

[boris85]

1) Praying won't help the snoring stop
2) 18 miles is probably about right for Mooch to get a decent night's sleep
3) Lose 50 lbs again...and you'll be shocked at how much better you feel and how much less you snore. Only this time,do it the RIGHT WAY rather than by starving yourself and you won't gain it all back and thensome.

Dude - you snor because you're a fat, short, stubby little troll.

[boris85]

Laura's Diary - November 30th, 2007
Friday, November 30, 2007 at 12:30pm

Dear Diary,

I put down the deposit on that Kensington house today. That means I'll be moving in in two weeks. It seems so fast. I've really spent a lot of time praying and thinking about it and it just feels like this is the right thing to do. Plus, I've gotten so many emails from Kensington residents who tell me it's just about the best place in San Diego to live…especially with kids.

The other night, I could not get to sleep because I was thinking about how I'm going to decorate the house. I just couldn't picture how my furniture, once I get some of it, is going to fit in those small rooms. I'm really going to try hard not to try and furnish the place in a week with cheap stuff. I've always wanted to be one of those people who patiently decorate their abode with fine furnishings when they can afford them. I may just get myself a blow up mattress for the bedroom until I get that perfect set of bedroom furniture. I'll get a little TV and a Christmas tree. That's all I need, right? Oh, and some bath towels. That's all for now, right?

Stacey told me that moving in earlier than I thought is no big deal. She said I could always spend the night at Tommy's if I get lonely. That made me feel better.

Yesterday, Chip, Charlie and Evan opened up the CEC Gourmet Lemonade Stand at 5pm. They insisted that we whip up some lemonade with the bag of lemons Chip's papa bought for such an occasion. I have no idea how to make fresh lemonade, so I just winged it. We squeezed the juice into a measuring cup, added water and a whole bunch of sugar and TA-DA…lemonade…albeit, very tart lemonade.

The young entrepeneurs sold one cup to me and one cup to the lady next door. They didn't have change for a 5 dollar bill, so I made them each do an interpretive dance number to get the most out of my money. Chip did a complete number from High School Musical 2. Charlie did a fantastic crumping, break dancing, contemporary thing and Ev did a little twirling fairy dance. Then, I turned on the radio in my car real loud and we danced in the driveway together. Chip told me "You are kinda bad." I thought I looked kinda cool.

Then I took the kids to Chipotle, where we sat outside with the SDSU students. I watched Chip and Charlie pretend to be one of the guys and it made me smile in wonder. I totally pictured Charlie as an 18 year old college kid. He is going to be so beautiful, tall and funny. Then, I thought about the girl who's going to steal his heart. She's going to have to be one special person to hang with that boy.

God, I'm already acting like one of "those mom's." Help.

See you Monday, Diary.

She thinks she can stay at Tummy's of she gets lonely because Stacey says so? So if Stacey tells her to grab John Coleman’s shriveled crotch, is it OK? Strange train of Laura-ized logic. It's sad and pathetic that a woman in her 40s has nothing - not even furniture. She is professionally successful - but has wasted her resources on selfish indulgence. Maybe her wine chugging mamma will come and take her to Ikea and Costco like when kids go off to college and need to populate their dorms. Pathetic!

[DreamerGal]

... Strange train of Laura-ized logic. ... Pathetic!

Ditto, Boris. DITTO!!!

[cheekymonkey]

NR, you're right. But Tubby's too vain to wear the mask both Jeff and Jer use to help with their snoring. You know, if you're as handsome as our dear tubby-tummy, you pretty much have an obligation to those who sleep with you not to mar your good looks with a snoring mask. What's a little lost sleep when Moochie can gaze loving at the Clint Eastwood-like good looks Tubby brings to the table?


Hey TUB-TUB, here's an idea---LOSE SOME WEIGHT! Now I know that might be something hard for you to understand so take it slow. Or here's another concept--Stop sleeping with your girlfriend until you GET MARRIED!

OR--maybe Moochie has caught on to his pigness and is slowly getting ready to get rid of this piece of bacon!

[SDGirl87]

Friday November 30, 2007 4:30pm
Friday, November 30, 2007 at 7:11pm

Friday November 30, 2007 4:30pm: Would you believe since the time I got off work at 10:30am, I've been SITTING IN TRAFFIC? San Diego does not know how to drive in rain.

With the rain, that means IRON MOUNTAIN is off for me tomorrow. It will be too muddy in my opionion. If it rains hard, NO TORREY tomorrow at 9am. If it is just a light rain, TORREY FOR SURE.

Sunday: Race for the Cure!

Monday: Bikram Yoga and Torrey Pines....I'm doing yoga at 4:30 and Torrey after the show like at 11am.

It's the end of what must have been the deadliest or worst month for me EATING WISE this year, but you know what? I SURE HAD FUN! Man, I had so much turkey and ham and lumpia and ribs and stuffing and everything else that I'm just laughing about it now. I had my last supper so to speak with Michelle a few hours ago and NOW, DECEMBER is here and it's time to go out on a great healthy note the final month of the year.

Although, I've been bad in November, Michelle's been doing great. She lost 5 pounds as I gained 10.

HEY, I want to thank you for the nice suggestions about snoring and stuff. I read my blog that I wrote at 4am this morning and I can't believe how much of a wuss I was about it all. With no sleep, I'm kind of a candy ass. :)

I just have to do one thing if I really want to stop snoring. That one thing is very very simple and it's the hardest thing for me this year. That one thing I need to do is simply STOP FRICKIN EATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[SDReadhead]

...With no sleep, I'm kind of a candy ass. :)

I just have to do one thing if I really want to stop snoring. That one thing is very very simple and it's the hardest thing for me this year. That one thing I need to do is simply STOP FRICKIN EATING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Does "candy" mean hugely grotesque and fat?

[Trixie]

What XXXL needs to find is a girl who is deaf(won't hear him snoring) and blind (won't see how non-attractive he is). Not that there is anything wrong with either of these.

Mooch can lose more than 5 pounds this month, all she has to do is dump XXXL.

[GirlfromOR]

"Man, I had so much turkey and ham and lumpia and ribs and stuffing and everything else that I'm just laughing about it now."

I hope you are laughing when you have a heart attack and a triple bypass in order to save your life.

"Although, I've been bad in November, Michelle's been doing great. She lost 5 pounds as I gained 10."

She was able to lose weight because 1) you ate part of her portion and 2) watching you eat would make anyone lose their appetite. Slob. I'm sure FH will manage to come out UP in his weight at the end of December because of all of the holiday parties and Christmas dinner.

[SDReadhead]

"Man, I had so much turkey and ham and lumpia and ribs and stuffing and everything else that I'm just laughing about it now."

I hope you are laughing when you have a heart attack and a triple bypass in order to save your life.

"Although, I've been bad in November, Michelle's been doing great. She lost 5 pounds as I gained 10."

She was able to lose weight because 1) you ate part of her portion and 2) watching you eat would make anyone lose their appetite. Slob. I'm sure FH will manage to come out UP in his weight at the end of December because of all of the holiday parties and Christmas dinner.

But remember, GirlfromOR, in San Diego, unlike Oregon or the rest of the world, our Big Deal celebrities have their own kind of math. Why, I've known FH to lose 14 pounds in 7 minutes in the past. Unlike the rest of us who must recite the mantra "slow and steady wins the race" -- FH can just drink a glass of water, walk up a hill, and blog about the weight just falling off of him. Now, oddly, those of us who spot the troll around town don't have the magic glasses that help us view him in "thin vision" but we are sure the fault lies with us and our non-Big Deal status, not with him.

[BigAl]

Poor LBM. Poor, pathetic LBM. Having to endure the mental, emotional hardship of having to move out on her own and live in Kensington. Another example of how pathetic she is. Her Beemer parked in the garage and her with her limited furniture being all alone in this big, bad, mean world. I still want to be invited to the house warming party :).

Now, FH. Liar Liar Liar. All the talk of losing, walking, and maintaining of his past post were all lies brought on to make his huge, "BIG DEAL" EGO survive. But we all knew this anyway.
Stop snoring by losing weight and keep it off or just do what BIG DEALS do and go get massive LIPO.........
Mooch can lose weight fast cause she is doing it with motivation, motivation for FH's $$$$$$$$$$. The more trim and slim she is, she will use that to drain FH of his $$$$ until the well runs dry and then she will move on to another "whale". She'll stroke the ego to keep the money flowing as much as she can.

[Texasgirl]

Girl from OR, congratulations! I wish you and your husband all the best as you wait until your little one arrives. I was talking to a co-worker yesterday who is about 8 months pregnant. She is very small in stature and subsquently has a big baby bump. As she bemoaned her looks, I tried my best to convey that she is truly becoming more beautiful every day. I hope both you and she are cherishing your new bodies. (I weighed 103 pounds when I got pregnant and had a ten pound baby. What can you do but laugh and enjoy?)

J and J could change the whole tenor of the show If They Would Just Stop Talking In Capital Letters. Their arrogancy comes through in every word they speak. Too bad that I still can't tell them apart on the air. Their worst fault is when they "joke" inappropriately when they are talking to children. It is disgusting.

Here are some show ideas:
1. Do something spontainious which hasn't been rehearsed and then dragged out to fill two hours of the show. Quit talking about yourselves.
2. Get listeners involved. Try a scavenger hunt around the county. Or pit neighborhoods in San Diego against each other to see who has the best/worst _________.
3. Have more contests or games with listeners that take place on the air. Unrehearsed, please.
4. Get involved in some charity work or recognize the listeners who do.
5. Send Randy out in public and have him do something embarrassing live. Better yet, make LBM or one of the J's leave the studio and let us make fun of them. It might actually be funny.

DC#44

[Texasgirl]

P.S. What ever happened to TummyTube? Not that I want it back, but it sure didn't last long.

[DreamerGal]

But remember, GirlfromOR, in San Diego, unlike Oregon or the rest of the world, our Big Deal celebrities have their own kind of math. Why, I've known FH to lose 14 pounds in 7 minutes in the past. Unlike the rest of us who must recite the mantra "slow and steady wins the race" -- FH can just drink a glass of water, walk up a hill, and blog about the weight just falling off of him. Now, oddly, those of us who spot the troll around town don't have the magic glasses that help us view him in "thin vision" but we are sure the fault lies with us and our non-Big Deal status, not with him.

hahahahahahah!!! You are too funny Red!!!

[insightbyjake]

And here I thought that she just didn't understand the metaphorical meaning of "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." Turns out, she can't grasp the literal concept either.

Very clever. Very funny!

I imagine there are numerous additional tasks at which she struggles that would astound us.

Making toast, cooking a 3-minute egg, making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich -- without the jelly, even..... opening this :spam:

[des1969]

You know, if FH talks ONE more time about his stupid toe...

:puke:

[iamsheens]

Saturday December 1, 2007 6am: Well, there’s light at the end of the nostril……We had a happy night together. We went to bed kind of early like 10pm and then when we woke up Michelle says, “the earplugs are awesome”. She said she didn’t hear anything at all. It was an amazing moment to have my fiancé in bed saying “awesome”. Well, you know what I mean. J

Yes, that might be a temporary solution for right now, but the longterm solution is up to ME. What needs to happen is to simply lose a few more pounds. I’m not going to wear the DARTH VADER mask that Jeff wears at night to stop his snoring and I’m not getting surgery to remove my something …ulva that sounds like it’s a woman’s part, but not. I just need to do what I know how to do, but seem to fail from month to month as I realize I AM HUMAN.

This morning for example, I’m driving home. I realize it’s the 1st of the month and that kind of wipes away all the previous months bad habits and I start a brand new slate on life. I immediately thought about going to the nearest Mexican place for some bad greasy food. I immediately thought, what will one little taco do to me? WELL, that one little taco, will become 20 little tacos by mid month and that’s where my trouble begin.

It’s a trip to recall how in April and May, I was almost like Richard Simmons or some diet guru who found the answer to it all. My weight came off so fast and I was walking and finding myself and people were emailing me wondering how they can get in on all the action and they did. Mid July I had almost 150 people walking Torrey Pines on a Saturday morning. How cool is that? BUT, those few weeks leading up to that, I was a frickin animal. Working out and eating nuts and berries and only water. That’s how I did it. People would email me and then I would say it’s easy and here’s all you need to do and some did it and it’s working, BUT something happened along the way where I became HUMAN. I was really kind of like given a taste from God that I could do this and feel great and be at my goal weight by living a good healthy life. It was so easy for me back then.

Now, it’s not that easy. There’s NO SENSE of urgency on my part to lose the weight and I have the attitude of “hey, I can do it if I really want to, but I end up not”. I can drop a few pounds in 2 weeks and Bikram Yoga will make me feel good as well, but then I go back to the taco at noon lunch routine and it simply adds up.

There isn’t anything I need to figure out or wonder why this is happening. The answer is: I lost weight and I figured out how to do it. I’ve gained a few back and it’s hard to get back in that routine to lose. That’s life. I don’t need to read a book on how to lose 30 pounds because I believe I know how already, but I can’t get into the groove OR I didn’t get into the groove in November.

At times, I feel bad that I started this blog knowing what to do and now at the end of the year I’m struggling to get back in that mindset.

What I am proud of, is that I’m being honest to you in my feelings about this whole thing and if my honesty helps you understand what you are going through right now, then that’s pretty darn cool.

We are 6 hours into December 1st. So far so good. I already said NO to fast food this morning and I’m ready to walk to the fridge at get a glass of water and peel an orange. If I can keep it up for 31 more days, I may be looking like Brad Pitt by New Year’s Eve. J Okay, maybe Nathan Lane?

[iamsheens]

LOL I am amused he compared himself to nathan lane...isn't he gay?

[BecInCA]

FH sounds so much like a poster child for addiction- food addiction that is. Like it or not, it sounds like food is his drug- "not that there's anything wrong with that," as FH would say.

[Daisy CA]

We had a happy night together. We went to bed kind of early like 10pm and then when we woke up Michelle says, “the earplugs are awesome”. She said she didn’t hear anything at all. It was an amazing moment to have my fiancé in bed saying “awesome”. Well, you know what I mean. J


Maybe the earplugs are larger than his ______ ????

[SDGirl87]

We had a happy night together. We went to bed kind of early like 10pm and then when we woke up Michelle says, “the earplugs are awesome”. She said she didn’t hear anything at all. It was an amazing moment to have my fiancé in bed saying “awesome”. Well, you know what I mean. J


Maybe the earplugs are larger than his ______ ????


Feet? Brain? Fingers? I'm sure that's what you meant... (insert appropriate leer here)

[GGmami]

FH is just now realizing that he is human? What an idiot! Does he really think that highly of himself, or does he think that others do? Believe me Tubby, we know you are human, not a very good example of one, but nevertheless...

[Jammie J.]

Saturday December 1, 2007 6am: Well, there’s light at the end of the nostril……We had a happy night together. We went to bed kind of early like 10pm and then when we woke up Michelle says, “the earplugs are awesome”. She said she didn’t hear anything at all. It was an amazing moment to have my fiancé in bed saying “awesome”. Well, you know what I mean. J



She can get custom earplugs made, most any gun store or race shop can hook her up with someone who makes good ones. But after awhile, she'll get tired of having her holes plugged. It's not comfortable.

It's kind of selfish that he won't take measures to at least TRY to stop snoring. How about one of those special Sona pillows that Brookstone makes:
http://www.brookstone.com/store/product.asp?product_code=572966&search_type=search&search_words=snore%20pillow&prodtemp=t2&cm_re=Result*R1C1*T

Or lose some weight. So many options...

[RowdyOne]

Can't help but wonder how long it's been since FH saw a real medical professional. He's probably too embarrassed because of his health and weight issues, and all the cooties and creepy-crawlies he's carting around. Michelle, if you don't get routinely tested, you're even stupider than we think.

[shello]

[QUOTE=Jammie J.] But after awhile, she'll get tired of having her holes plugged. It's not comfortable.
The above was said about Michelle in regards to FH. Jammie... you've set up a great joke. I will say as small as FH is reported to be and as much golddigging as Mooch has done (think Junior Seau) I doubt Tommy could Git R Done.

[GirlfromOR]

She must be desperate if she is sleeping w/ ear plugs in. I HATE sleeping w/ ear plugs because they are uncomfortable and I don't like listening to my pulse in my ears all night long. I use Mack's pillow soft silicon ear plugs and while they aren't terrible, ear plugs just aren't "awesome." I work nights so sometimes I need them... but damn. She must be desperate.

[Transplant]

She must be desperate if she is sleeping w/ ear plugs in. I HATE sleeping w/ ear plugs because they are uncomfortable and I don't like listening to my pulse in my ears all night long. I use Mack's pillow soft silicon ear plugs and while they aren't terrible, ear plugs just aren't "awesome." I work nights so sometimes I need them... but damn. She must be desperate.

But I'm sorry, , , doesn't she have small children at home?????? What would happen if the children cried out, or someone was breaking in to the home? She wouldn't be able to hear or react!

[SDReadhead]

But I'm sorry, , , doesn't she have small children at home?????? What would happen if the children cried out, or someone was breaking in to the home? She wouldn't be able to hear or react!

Yes, and what will happen when those same children are teenagers and they want to know why their mom doesn't want them shacking up after a very few weeks of knowing a guy since she did it herself. How does she explain to her little kids why FH is waddling out of her bedroom in the mornings?

[BigAl]

C'Mon, Moochies small kids are used to having a "revolving" door man in their lives. Such is the case with so many woman who play this game with the kids at stake.
Snoring must be brutal. Like the QE2 pulling into port. Of course there is the balance in Mooches mind--- snoring v.s. the $$$.
Yeah. She wins.

[shello]

C'Mon, Moochies small kids are used to having a "revolving" door man in their lives. Such is the case with so many woman who play this game with the kids at stake.
Snoring must be brutal. Like the QE2 pulling into port. Of course there is the balance in Mooches mind--- snoring v.s. the $$$.
Yeah. She wins.

Wow, Al...you tell it like it is! Hey, you aren't the local radio sports guy called "Big Al the Sportsman's Pal" are ya.

[Halinn]

I just read Tubbies Blog. He says he knows who conceptis is??? What the heck.....

Halin #19

[Carol]

Hmmm, conceptis...

Care to shed some light on this?

[SDReadhead]

I just read Tubbies Blog. He says he knows who conceptis is??? What the heck.....

Halin #19

Wow, Conceptis must be a really big deal. I wish FH knew who I was so I could sit him down and teach him some grammar lessons. Tommy, it's "should have" not "should of" -- write that 100 times until you get it into your head. And it's "holy cow" not "holy balls" -- okay? Well, that one's not technically a grammar lesson - if you know what I mean.

Maybe Conceptis is one of those orbs in the Mama Rosa photos!!!

[apollo64j]

Sunday December 2, 2007 4:45am: I’m up early for the RACE FOR THE CURE. I’m already showered and ready to go. I have Eddie downstairs with me and Vanessa and a few of her friends upstairs STILL UP from last night giggling and being 12-13 year olds. Last night, I took a car load of kids to a concert at the Sports Arena. It was fun. It was a very light crowd, so traffic and getting in and out of the Sports Arena was very very easy. We had fun just watching the groups and watching the crowd. Especially, during the CIRCLE PIT while FALL OUT BOY performed. I saw 5 people get carried away and one person was on a stretcher, so don’t do the CIRCLE PIT if and when a band says “do it”.

Yesterday, I put a small dent in my Christmas shopping. I think I purchased a large amount without taking more than 10 steps at Nordstrom. I bought a birthday present for my sister Rose and Christmas gifts for Michelle and the girls of the showgram. Man, you think GAS is expensive? A purse is outrageous! Wait, maybe I should delete that sentence. Nevermind, I can never keep a secret.

After the Race for the Cure today, I think I’m going to go back to the mall after I see my sister for her birthday.

With everything going on lately and all of us busy this holiday season, one thing that is top of mind for me is the fact that 13 years ago on Thursday, my baby girl was born. It was a Monday night back in 1994 and the Chargers were playing the Raiders on Monday Night Football. We went to watch the game and we actually had a “scheduled appointment” to have the baby anytime after the game. We watched the game and then got in the car to have a baby. Right after Midnight on Tuesday December 6, 1994 7 pounds 7 ounces of a baby girl named Vanessa was born. Holding in my arms that first time was the most precious thing that ever happened to me as a parent. I will always remember that. 2 years later on December 10th, my son Eddie was born. Same hospital and same doctor……This coming week my baby girl becomes a teenager and my son becomes 11.

They sure turned out to be great kids that I probably spoil way too much, but you know what? I would spoil them all over again.

So, to all teenage boys out there: STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michelle played a song for me the other day about a dad and his daughter and he’s thinking about her at her wedding or something like that. I think it’s a Tim McGraw song. I want to learn that song for Vanessa this week and play it for her on my guitar.

I better get going. Have a good day.

Happy Birthday Punkin!

PRIVATE NOTE: CONCEPTIS, we know who you are!

[iamsheens]

Sunday December 2, 2007 4:45am: I’m up early for the RACE FOR THE CURE. I’m already showered and ready to go. I have Eddie downstairs with me and Vanessa and a few of her friends upstairs STILL UP from last night giggling and being 12-13 year olds. Last night, I took a car load of kids to a concert at the Sports Arena. It was fun. It was a very light crowd, so traffic and getting in and out of the Sports Arena was very very easy. We had fun just watching the groups and watching the crowd. Especially, during the CIRCLE PIT while FALL OUT BOY performed. I saw 5 people get carried away and one person was on a stretcher, so don’t do the CIRCLE PIT if and when a band says “do it”.

Yesterday, I put a small dent in my Christmas shopping. I think I purchased a large amount without taking more than 10 steps at Nordstrom. I bought a birthday present for my sister Rose and Christmas gifts for Michelle and the girls of the showgram. Man, you think GAS is expensive? A purse is outrageous! Wait, maybe I should delete that sentence. Nevermind, I can never keep a secret.

After the Race for the Cure today, I think I’m going to go back to the mall after I see my sister for her birthday.

With everything going on lately and all of us busy this holiday season, one thing that is top of mind for me is the fact that 13 years ago on Thursday, my baby girl was born. It was a Monday night back in 1994 and the Chargers were playing the Raiders on Monday Night Football. We went to watch the game and we actually had a “scheduled appointment” to have the baby anytime after the game. We watched the game and then got in the car to have a baby. Right after Midnight on Tuesday December 6, 1994 7 pounds 7 ounces of a baby girl named Vanessa was born. Holding in my arms that first time was the most precious thing that ever happened to me as a parent. I will always remember that. 2 years later on December 10th, my son Eddie was born. Same hospital and same doctor……This coming week my baby girl becomes a teenager and my son becomes 11.

They sure turned out to be great kids that I probably spoil way too much, but you know what? I would spoil them all over again.

So, to all teenage boys out there: STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Michelle played a song for me the other day about a dad and his daughter and he’s thinking about her at her wedding or something like that. I think it’s a Tim McGraw song. I want to learn that song for Vanessa this week and play it for her on my guitar.

I better get going. Have a good day.

Happy Birthday Punkin!

PRIVATE NOTE: CONCEPTIS, we know who you are!

First of all I'd be absolutely mortified if my dad played some song on a guitar for me....especially at the age of 13...get a clue tommy she wants gifts not 3-5 minutes of torture as you attempt to play some country song....

secondly what is the conceptis reference?

hmmmm......

AND IM SURE tommy liked the Fall Out Boy concert....all young girls screaming for the band...he was probably in perv heaven....

[pax]

Uh oh...Conceptis must be terrified!

[SDReadhead]

PRIVATE NOTE: TOMMY We know who you are, too! Just like our DC personas are different from who we are in real life, you have your "on air" persona -- a caring, laid back, family man who is a friend to the world; a guy who would drop everything for a person who needs him; a guy who's just like everyone else -- trying to lose a few, strengthen family ties, and make a contribution to the world. Sadly, Tommy, at least 160 people in San Diego know you as the habitual liar, kids-when-convenient, sexual harrasser and adulterer that you are. Your radio persona might be Little Tommy, but we know a side of you that you can't stand having out in public. And just for the record, I didn't learn it from Amused; it was posted on this board a long time ago, back in the days of "don't date this guy" -- so go ahead and try to make people on this board feel that you and your sharp skills can figure out who everyone is in real life. Maybe you do know who Conceptis is. Big deal. I'll bet there are a lot more people that you kmow that read this board (and maybe even post) becauses they are tired of hearing your self-promoting BS. You and I both know Rick and Jen crack up at this board all of the time. Instead of focusing on who doesn't like you (who's "mean" as you call it) focus on making some reparations for the chaos you've brought to the lives of others.

[iamsheens]

Sunday December 2, 2007 3:30pm: I don't understand why it took me so long in life to do one of these 5K's in town. I've been on the radio promoting 5K's since I was 18 years old, when I was really LITTLE TOMMY and I never walked in anyperhaps if he had done 5k's when he was actually little maybe he wouldn't be huge tommy today... Today, because of Breast Cancer and Susan G. Komen, I did the RACE FOR THE CURE with Michelle through Balboa Park. A lot of the friends/regulars from all the walks were there and Michelle brought her children and there were so many nice listeners and everythingnotice that his own kids didn't do the walk. I had so much fun and it was just a good healthy thing to be part of and a reminder about the real reason why the walk was happening and that is to find a cure. The atmosphere to a Susan G. Komen event is almost addicting. They are so much fun. Today, I woke up and dressed in my usual shorts and shirt that I walk in all the time and when the walk started, somehow I was wearing a pink bandana, a pink furry thing on my neck, and pink pins all over my shirt. If I was in Chula Vista, I would get jumped, but I was at a KOMEN event and I was the NORM and I actually felt good in that color. Uh oh! :) I better stop there. I just want to be me. :) Hey a real man wears PINK, right? BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH TOMMY'S A BORING MAN

I was talking with Channel 8' Pat Elwood today and she wants to partner up again to do BUDDIES FOR LIFE for the 3 day in 2008, BUT I told her I wanted to do the DUDES FOR BOOBS where we get at least 100 dudes walking in the 3 day. SO, my goal is to combine them both somehow. Stand by, I will figure it out soon.

The best part of today was having all the regulars from the walks or at least the majority of them all together. That was a good feeling. I hope we can get all of them out there for 2008 too. I also hope and I also know in my heart that one of you reading this that is a complete stranger to us regulars will somehow meet us at one of the walks and you will be part of our gang soon. I know that sounds corny, but it's true. We're all getting to be really close. It's a good thing.

Last night, I took the kids to that concert and this afternoon Eddie said something to me and did something for another person that made me feel so proud of him. I wish I was able to tell you what he did, but I want to keep that private, but what he did just amazed me and made me feel so good as a parent.it probably was nothing... My son has a big big heart. Sometimes, I feel my spoiling of them will blow up in my face, but honestly, Eddie and Vanessa are 2 great kids and maybe one day if you see me in the streets just ask me what Eddie did and I will tell you personally, but it was so cool. I know that sounded a bit odd to say this about my son and not tell you what he did, but trust me, I am a proud dad today.what was the purpose of this whole paragraph?

Tomorrow after the show, I'm shopping. I love to shop for others and I can buy clothes for Vanessa without her being thereI highly doubt this...no kid likes what their parent picks out for them and I'm very good at being a personal shopper, but tomorrow I need to buy an outfit for me for a few upcoming parties and I'm scared SH--LESS. I hate buying clothes for myself. I actually get really nervous and my heart beats fast when I go to a men's department. I hate trying on my pants and all that. I wish I could just have the store come to me here at my house.

You know what? I found out some information on a few cowards that were anonymously doing some terrible things. I won't say anything more than that, but I found out their names and numbers and everything. You know what I'm going to do with that information? NOTHING. Now, that I know who these people are, I'm just going to pray for them. right....sure he's not doing anything..he is probably harassing them as we speak....seriously why does he mention this pointless stuff...and it makes him sound bad saying he hot their names and numbers...stalkative much? Like anyone else needs him praying for them

On a good note and what this time of year is all about: I will share with you the letter that I will be doing for this year's breaking and entering soon, okay? I want this one to be the best one yet.anyone else sick of him mentioning the breaking and entering letter? just spill it already gosh he's so lame

[listener13]

I'm making an open call to some members who dissapeared after the fires and drama that came from that. I miss them. They were originals to the thread. They brough much insight and fun. I want them back, and I'm hoping if they are lurking they may think about posting again.

Listener12
JesseeezMom
Ritchie
YoungAmerica
Smitty

Where have you all gone?

Sadx3 has been missing as of late too.

Please come home :)

I think you mean me, Listener13. I put myself in a time-out because I got into a snit fit with some loser on this board - I hope they're long gone.

I see that Amused has left us - I will miss her insights, but I can understand her situation. FH is unstable....it's not worth the heartache.

Speaking of FH - had an "up close and personal" sighting of him today at the Race for the Cure. He was hanging around the Channel 8 booth, acting like the "big deal" that he thinks he is - hoping that people would recognize him - hell, he's so huge, the astronauts on the freaking Space Station could recognize him. He looked like an ommpah loompah wearing a pink boa. Moochie was there with her two kids. People kept coming by to say hi to them, because they are, after all, big deals. I puked a bit in my mouth at one point.

[JesseeezMom]

Hi Layla! I am still here and sooo glad I was missed! I have stopped listening so have very little to contribute to the party :-( I love reading everyones 2 cents. Every time I listen on accident, You know scanning, they still suck and I switch it too soon to make a comment.

[Smitty]

I'm making an open call to some members who dissapeared after the fires and drama that came from that. I miss them. They were originals to the thread. They brough much insight and fun. I want them back, and I'm hoping if they are lurking they may think about posting again.

Listener12
JesseeezMom
Ritchie
YoungAmerica
Smitty

Where have you all gone?

Sadx3 has been missing as of late too.

Please come home :)


Smitty here! I've just been too busy to listen to the show much to post anything useful.

[Layla]

Sorry 13, you ARE who I meant :) YA showed up too...so now we have two from the list missing still. Glad you guys are still around and popped in. L13, as far as we know, all is clear :)

I bet Conceptis is just shivering in her boots. She sure didn't make it hard for them to figure out who she is. If she sees them daily at school and isn't afraid to post about it.:rolleyes: I bet Tommy thinks he can get her fired or some such nonsense.

[Alpinemaps]

I bet Conceptis is just shivering in her boots.

Clearly, this is sending a message to all of us. We should all be shaking in our boots, scared.

I'll do what I said I would before. I'll put an Egg McMuffin on the front porch, and that will distract him.

If anything unusual happens to you Conceptis, at least you have some 'proof' that Tubby has been looking for you, and you can point the finger at him. Makes it easier to get a restraining order, I guess.

Oh, and :wavey2: hi Tubby. Guess you can't fool us anymore. We know you love this place. How many times a day do you log on here?

[pax]

Hi Tommy!

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Well, although Conceptis hasn't posted anything since 11/9/07 they have been to the G|A site today so hopefully they are okay and XXXL hasn't tracked them down yet....

Conceptis, do you know why XXXL was calling you out? Anything happened lately to get his panties in a wad?

On a different front - are there any other DC members that have committed or are thinking about doing the Komen for a Cure 3-Day Walk in 2008? I know that both Layla and I have already committed to walking and would love to get a team together from G|A or the DC Thread....PM me if you're interested :)

Last question - anyone here going to Jingle Ball?

[shello]

Tommy says in his blog on Dec. 2," You know what? I found out some information on a few cowards that were anonymously doing some terrible things. I won't say anything more than that, but I found out their names and numbers and everything. You know what I'm going to do with that information? NOTHING. Now, that I know who these people are, I'm just going to pray for them."

By writing this, and the way he phrases it, it makes him sound like an idiot. I wonder what the cowards he mentioned are guilty of? And Conceptis?????????

[mamasterls]

Tommy says in his blog on Dec. 2," You know what? I found out some information on a few cowards that were anonymously doing some terrible things. I won't say anything more than that, but I found out their names and numbers and everything. You know what I'm going to do with that information? NOTHING. Now, that I know who these people are, I'm just going to pray for them."

By writing this, and the way he phrases it, it makes him sound like an idiot. I wonder what the cowards he mentioned are guilty of? And Conceptis?????????

He's probably talking about this site and the people who write "some terrible things" about him.
He's just trying to rattle nerves. :2far:

[SDGirl87]

How I wish we still had Wonk around to give us a graphic of a huge sledge hammer falling on Tubby's head... think Whack A Mole...

[pax]

What a scared little boy...

[garybear]

Last night, I took the kids to that concert and this afternoon Eddie said something to me and did something for another person that made me feel so proud of him. I wish I was able to tell you what he did, but I want to keep that private, but what he did just amazed me and made me feel so good as a parent.it probably was nothing... My son has a big big heart. Sometimes, I feel my spoiling of them will blow up in my face, but honestly, Eddie and Vanessa are 2 great kids and maybe one day if you see me in the streets just ask me what Eddie did and I will tell you personally, but it was so cool. I know that sounded a bit odd to say this about my son and not tell you what he did, but trust me, I am a proud dad today.

Okay, so it only took him a little over 15 hours to spout out what Eddie did- so much for "I want to keep that private". He said that Eddie was on the phone with his "girlfriend" and when he went to say goodbye, he told her he loved her. 1st FH thought it was cute then he got worried and blabbed to all the listeners and asked for advice. The main theory is that because FH says he loves his kids before he hangs up the phone with them, Eddie picked that up and started doing it himself. No doubt Eddie has heard it many times with the revolving door that FH calls "true love". Yep, he is proud Dad today because his son is picking up his bad habits. Thank goodness Eddie has Amused in his life to counteract all the evil of FH.

[Catwoman7042]

They are playing the Xmas "Walking 'round in women's underwear" song, how original! Never heard that before.......

[SDGirl87]

An 11 year old telling a "girlfriend" that he loves her? Call me old fashioned, but I think that's just a tad bit too serious for an 11 year old. Why does he even have a "girlfriend" at 11?????? It appears that he's very serious about the "stay away from my daughter" but that he wants his son to nail every chick that walks his way. That disgusts me. (no disrespect intended for Eddie's "girlfriend"...hopefully SHE has responsible parents and is just a sweet innocent little girl.) Amused, I'm so sorry you have to deal with this. I truly am. You can only overcome so much pig behavior.

[boris85]

An 11 year old telling a "girlfriend" that he loves her? Call me old fashioned, but I think that's just a tad bit too serious for an 11 year old. Why does he even have a "girlfriend" at 11?????? It appears that he's very serious about the "stay away from my daughter" but that he wants his son to nail every chick that walks his way. That disgusts me. (no disrespect intended for Eddie's "girlfriend"...hopefully SHE has responsible parents and is just a sweet innocent little girl.) Amused, I'm so sorry you have to deal with this. I truly am. You can only overcome so much pig behavior.

Way too young! Is he such an idiot that he has to ask everyone else about how to parent is kids? Guess so! He may know "Conceptis," but he will never know the identity of Boris - fo if that day ever comes, the world as we know if will be lost...... Chances are, Conceptis is Moochelle. Drink well my friends.

[Layla]

Tommy says in his blog on Dec. 2," You know what? I found out some information on a few cowards that were anonymously doing some terrible things. I won't say anything more than that, but I found out their names and numbers and everything. You know what I'm going to do with that information? NOTHING. Now, that I know who these people are, I'm just going to pray for them."

Again, he acts like it's such a big deal that he found some of the posters here out. I know I haven't made it hard, at all. I use my real name. I post about when I call into the show, I have won stuff from the station. I'm a freeloader. I have my info on my 3day site in my sig. Ok, maybe I make it a little easier than some other, but I have nothing to fear. I say, bring it on. Maybe if he keeps publicly caling people out, the powers that be will realize he's a nutcase. If everyone here means nothing to him, then why is he devoting so much time into figuring out "who they are"?

Now...if he's figured out who Jake is...I'm sure there's a line of ladies who'd like the info :)

[Layla]

Way too young! Is he such an idiot that he has to ask everyone else about how to parent is kids? Guess so! He may know "Conceptis," but he will never know the identity of Boris - fo if that day ever comes, the world as we know if will be lost...... Chances are, Conceptis is Moochelle. Drink well my friends.

You mean, you're not Mr. T?:confused:

[Wabbitsd]

What an ASS (all caps on purpose, and in violation of my own neurotic habits).

what Fathead doesn't realize is that he will bring more readers HERE (again and again) who are happy to spill da beans.

I hope he finds out who I am. It would be so wonderful for a big time jailhouse celebrity to know who I am.

the station is crazy to allow him to use that site to do that kind of passive aggressive stuff. He's more of a total idiot fo doing it, and it shows what a small man he is in so many ways.

You can't hide an elephant (like him) behind a chicken's egg, I always say.

Well, no I just made that up, but it sure seems appropriate.


and as far as a young person telling another they love that person, and telling their biological sperm donor (if Eddie indeed did...I am more thinking FH snooped or overheard this) the one thing that would stick out in my mind in this particular situation is the young man in question is trying to understand what real love is...not that fake "gee, you are something that people give me credit for raising" that FH exudes.

[SDchick]

Oh my gosh! I did something this weekend that I'm so proud of! I won't say anything more than that, just to let you know how wonderful I am and so full of myself. I wish I could give you more information, but TRUST me, it's good. Believe me.

On another note, I'm so mad at this one person, I won't say their name, but trust me, if you knew what she/he did on this particular day/moment/hour, you'd feel the same way.

Does that sound weird? I'm sorry but i don't want to violate trust, or use real names, or make any kind of educational-mathematical sense here, but TRUST me, if you knew what I knew, you'd know what I now know! You know?

[Wabbitsd]

It's moochie. She's been posting here and now we know...she is BORIS! LMAO at my own self!:stupid:

[SDGirl87]

So here's my thought...

We send Tubby a carefully worded letter (I'm thinking that we nominate Jake for authoring privileges) regarding our thoughts about "calling us out" so to speak and gently, kindly, in christian love, remind him that we are 160 strong, and that between all of us...we have access to all sorts of legal means to really put him into a jam. Naturally, we'd lace it with nice words and non offensive pleasantries, so as not to appear to be threatning. You KNOW how horrid we can be! Then, we sign it, one by one, with our #'s. :) It may not hurt to copy the station manager on it too.

Remember Jake (and/or Boris...who may also be an outstanding candidate for author...or Wabbit perhaps??) NICE. KIND. FRIENDLY. (ha ha)

[iamsheens]

I like the letter idea...and conceptis is online so i dont understand why they wouldnt want to share their side of the story....

has tommy or laura posted a blog today someone could possible post for us workers?

THANKS!!!

[Transplant]

here's LBM's diary for today

Laura's Diary - December 3rd, 2007
Monday, December 3, 2007 at 12:42pm

Dear Diary,

My kids are the best. I had such great weekend doing a whole bunch of nothin' with those two. On Friday, I picked them up from school and took them with me to a photo shoot. The shoot was for San Diego Family Magazine and it was at a studio in Sorrento Valley. That was the day that it POURED…and guess who doesn't have an umbrella? Yep, that would be me. So, my perfectly blow-dried hair got all frizzy and stupid, like it always does when it rains. I'm hoping those pictures do not reflect the weird dents in my hair, but oh well.

The woman from the magazine brought a bag full of toys for the kids to play with while I was getting my picture taken. Isn't that sweet? They got to keep 'em too. We played Jenga all weekend and we watched the Care Bears movie and the Goosebumps movie she gave them at least 3 times each.

The next morning, Charlie said the sweetest thing to me. I'm pretty sure he was still asleep when he said it because it was really early and his eyes were closed. He said, "I can't believe you're my Momma."

"Why do you say that?" I said to the sleepy boy.

"Because you're on the radio and you're going to be on the cover of a magazine." Then he turned over and went back to sleep. I love that kid SO MUCH it hurts sometimes. Dangit!

Since we all sleep in the same bed wherever we are together, we go to sleep and wake up together, too. If I just had Charlie, I would be sleepin' in until 9am every weekend. He's the kid who sleeps long and hard. But, I have Evan, and that little ball of energy doesn't like to go to sleep and she doesn't like to sleep in. So, there is no sleepin' in when I have the kids. What I'm trying to say is that I'm a bit tired this morning, so forgive me if I'm not makin' sense.

The weekend ended with the me video-taping Charlie zipped up in a giant pillow case sliding down Tommy's stairs. We called it the "Butt Slalom" and he continued to do this for two straight hours.

Here's a tip for all you parents out there who have young kids and many miles to drive each day: Go to The Dollar Tree store and look in the book and paper aisle for the kids books on tape. Stories like "The Emperor's New Clothes," "Sleeping Beauty," and "The Princess and The Pea" are all available for a buck! Evan loves them because she can read along with the book while she's listening to it. We also found a Christmas Book on tape with a bunch of songs included.

Last night, on the way to meeting Dave for "the hand-off," I was left with a beautiful image: Evan singing "Oh, Christmas Tree" in the backseat. She didn't know I was watching her. I love watching her. In fact, I truly think I know every single curve, freckle, spot, pore and hair on my babies faces. I really do.

See you tomorrow, Diary.

[califbrat]

I just had to add my thought here...
Poor Poor Tommy Tub Tub.... people are being MEAN to him...
cry me a river buddy! You sound like you are in grade school and being picked on... my heart bleeds for you! If you think this is being picked on... you are so sad and not being a MAN.

Thats my rant for now... poor baby...suck it up like a adult!
Oh and you know one of us.. ohhhhh I'm a shakin in my boots!

[SDGirl87]

I think Conceptis is just laying low. He/She hasn't posted since early November. Just my opinion. Better to ignore than play with a man riddled with psychosis.

[Transplant]

how about each and every one of us send him an email and CC: the brass?

[DreamerGal]

Oh my gosh! I did something this weekend that I'm so proud of! I won't say anything more than that, just to let you know how wonderful I am and so full of myself. I wish I could give you more information, but TRUST me, it's good. Believe me.

On another note, I'm so mad at this one person, I won't say their name, but trust me, if you knew what she/he did on this particular day/moment/hour, you'd feel the same way.

Does that sound weird? I'm sorry but i don't want to violate trust, or use real names, or make any kind of educational-mathematical sense here, but TRUST me, if you knew what I knew, you'd know what I now know! You know?

LOL!!! :lmfao:

[iamsheens]

ANYONE else find it kinda dangerous that Laura let charlie use a pillow to slide down the staircase? Seems like an accident waiting to happen....

[SDchick]

here's LBM's diary for today

Laura's Diary - December 3rd, 2007
Monday, December 3, 2007 at 12:42pm

Dear Diary,

My kids are the best.

The next morning, Charlie said the sweetest thing to me. I'm pretty sure he was still asleep when he said it because it was really early and his eyes were closed. He said, "I can't believe you're my Momma."

"Why do you say that?" I said to the sleepy boy.

"Because you're on the radio and you're going to be on the cover of a magazine." Then he turned over and went back to sleep. I love that kid SO MUCH it hurts sometimes. Dangit!


See you tomorrow, Diary.

Dear LBM, the saddest part of your happy story was the above remarks. Even messed up "truly famous" kids of "famous parents" never knew their parents were a big deal when they were little.

What I mean is, your kids should not be knowing/understanding what a "big deal" you are!!!!

You need to keep your kids grounded, make them feel like you're a normal mom with a normal job living a normal life. Do you think truly famous people allow their kids to focus on how famous theire parents are?

I can even think of Nicole Richie, on an interview saying that when she was growing up, she knew her dad travelled a lot and sang and stuff, but had no idea the fame he'd accrued in his career, until she was much much older...yes she is a spoiled example, but it's off the top of my head.

LBM, GIVE YOUR KIDS NORMALCY, they'll get beaten up in school if they act at all like this around other kids..."I can't believe you're my mom" or when Evan calls you "Laura Cain" that's not normal!!!!

[boris85]

Laura is an idiot! That's redundant though. Of course she forgot an umbrella to a photo shoot - she wouldn't have it any other pathetic way! Of course her kids were given free toys - everyone knows that they are out-of-control brats and need to be bribed to behave. Of course she spent the whole weekend with her kids in front of the TV - she has no parenting skills. She is so high on herself (and other stuff) - I doubt that Charlie Chimp said the part about being on the radio and in the magazine. It was probably more like: "I can't beleive you're my mom, you act like a teenager, let us do whatever we want, and party like a wanna be rock star. Can't you be more like Cips Ahoy's toy daddies?"

[GGmami]

I happened to catch the bit about Eddie this morning. I couldn't believe it! Poor Eddie, I'm sure he didn't want everyone to know that. Doesn't FH ever think of how embarrased his kids will be by the info he shares in his blog or on the radio? Don't answer that question, I know. He would rather do a bit on the radio that respect his child's privacy.

[boris85]

I happened to catch the bit about Eddie this morning. I couldn't believe it! Poor Eddie, I'm sure he didn't want everyone to know that. Doesn't FH ever think of how embarrased his kids will be by the info he shares in his blog or on the radio? Don't answer that question, I know. He would rather do a bit on the radio that respect his child's privacy.

Tummy's next blog - "I need to ask a parenting question. I THINK know the right answer, but I'm not sure. is it OK to put condoms in Eddie's stocking and a gift certificate to F Street in Vanessa's? I'm just NOT sure..."

[DreamerGal]

Laura's Diary - December 3rd, 2007
Monday, December 3, 2007 at 12:42pm

Dear Diary,

... The woman from the magazine brought a bag full of toys for the kids to play with while I was getting my picture taken. Isn't that sweet? They got to keep 'em too. We played Jenga all weekend and we watched the Care Bears movie and the Goosebumps movie she gave them at least 3 times each.

The next morning, Charlie said the sweetest thing to me. I'm pretty sure he was still asleep when he said it because it was really early and his eyes were closed. He said, "I can't believe you're my Momma."

"Why do you say that?" I said to the sleepy boy.

"Because you're on the radio and you're going to be on the cover of a magazine." Then he turned over and went back to sleep. I love that kid SO MUCH it hurts sometimes. Dangit!

Last night, on the way to meeting Dave for "the hand-off," ... . I love watching her. In fact, I truly think I know every single curve, freckle, spot, pore and hair on my babies faces. I really do.

See you tomorrow, Diary.

Comments:

1. Why wouldn't LBM take steps to entertain the kids while she's busy getting her photo taken? Why wouldn't she schedule the photo shoot for a time when she doesn't have the kids? What kind of "quality" time is that? Wierd that a mother who claims to miss her prescious babies so much would take them when she can't focus on them.

2. So, Charlie's a member of her fan club. She is moved by how he thinks she's such a big deal. What the ?!?!?!?!? Here's a news flash for you, LBM. Most kids think their mom is a big deal. But NOT because she's on the cover of a magazine or on the radio. Most kids think their mom is a big deal because their mom is their biggest fan, who sacrifices for them, and who's absolute pleasure it is to focus on them.

3. The "hand off" with Dave. Sounds like she's still in the pity party. Poor LBM, nobody understands the pressures she's under and how hard it is to deal with the consequences of choosing drugs and alcohol over your family. Oh, poor, poor LBM. :puke: (Sorry! I just couldn't help myself.)

4. LBM, most every mother knows their children like that. We usually get to know every curve, freckle, etc., soon after birth. You did too, didn't you? Oh, that's right. You were busy pushing the baby into the bassinet so you would have room for your lines. Oh, and mixing your vodka with your orange juice. That's right ... you were too busy being a "big deal" to pay too much attention to your children, until they could appreciate who you are and what a big deal they have for a mommy! Aha ... that's right!

[DreamerGal]

Oh, and FatHead-Tubby-Tummy-Dinky-Winky: I think you're a pathetic Napoleonic poser if you think you can scare anybody or if you think talking about the "mean" people is doing anything other than revealing you for the fraud you really are. Truly, you sound like a whiny little kid on the playground crying because somebody called you a name. Whatever! Grow up you little teeny-weeny man!

[iamsheens]

TOMMYS NEW BLOG WILL discuss how eddie told him it was okay to tell all of San Diego how he told his gf he loves her...that way it makes us seem like we are idiots calling him out on something Eddie said it was okay...although we all know the truth...no kid would ever want that story to be told on the radio....not even little Eddie.

[califbrat]

Comments:

1. Why wouldn't LBM take steps to entertain the kids while she's busy getting her photo taken? Why wouldn't she schedule the photo shoot for a time when she doesn't have the kids? What kind of "quality" time is that? Wierd that a mother who claims to miss her prescious babies so much would take them when she can't focus on them.

2. So, Charlie's a member of her fan club. She is moved by how he thinks she's such a big deal. What the ?!?!?!?!? Here's a news flash for you, LBM. Most kids think their mom is a big deal. But NOT because she's on the cover of a magazine or on the radio. Most kids think their mom is a big deal because their mom is their biggest fan, who sacrifices for them, and who's absolute pleasure it is to focus on them.

3. The "hand off" with Dave. Sounds like she's still in the pity party. Poor LBM, nobody understands the pressures she's under and how hard it is to deal with the consequences of choosing drugs and alcohol over your family. Oh, poor, poor LBM. :puke: (Sorry! I just couldn't help myself.)

4. LBM, most every mother knows their children like that. We usually get to know every curve, freckle, etc., soon after birth. You did too, didn't you? Oh, that's right. You were busy pushing the baby into the bassinet so you would have room for your lines. Oh, and mixing your vodka with your orange juice. That's right ... you were too busy being a "big deal" to pay too much attention to your children, until they could appreciate who you are and what a big deal they have for a mommy! Aha ... that's right!

Oh DreamerGal...

That was PERFECT...could not have said it better.. even tho you beat me to it.. ok now where is that OJ & Vodka!

[Newer Reader]

Last night, I took the kids to that concert and this afternoon Eddie said something to me and did something for another person that made me feel so proud of him. I wish I was able to tell you what he did, but I want to keep that private, but what he did just amazed me and made me feel so good as a parent.

...and then he told it, on the air? Once again he lets the world know, as well as his children, that he is not a man of his word. It will be a miracle if his son grows up to become a man who possesses integrity. Thankfully, I believe in miracles.

You know what? I found out some information on a few cowards that were anonymously doing some terrible things. I won't say anything more than that, but I found out their names and numbers and everything. You know what I'm going to do with that information? NOTHING. Now, that I know who these people are, I'm just going to pray for them.

This sounds like something OJ would have said.

I turned them on today in time to hear Jer starting a boob segment; immediately turned it off. What a stupid, stupid show. I punched NPR and they were doing a segment on "green" homes; and the host cracked a joke that was funny!! This is what it's come to; gotta turn off J&J and go to NPR for a laugh.

SDGIrl, I'm not writing the station, sorry. They're not worth my time.

NR #26

[blondmom]

tommy, do you know who I am???

[DreamerGal]

What about me, Tommy? Do you know who I am???

[Sapphie]

Tummy's next blog - "I need to ask a parenting question. I THINK know the right answer, but I'm not sure. is it OK to put condoms in Eddie's stocking and a gift certificate to F Street in Vanessa's? I'm just NOT sure..."

Boris, too funny! :).....this is a good "seasonal bit" for the DC thread too. We could all come up with some novel gift ideas that the no-go-gram could sneak into various family members stockings.For example...

From Uncle Jer to Eddie...a year's subscription to Playboy, ( if his own dad hasn't already taken that idea)

From Laura to Charlie and Evan...Scratcher tickets, lighters, The Excorcist DVD

From Michelle to Tommy....a copy of "Men Who Hate Women and the Schmoozers Who Pretend To Love Them"

and so on...

[simba]

Did they say where Jeff was today? Seems that J&J cant be there on the same day together.

[Sapphie]

You know what? I found out some information on a few cowards that were anonymously doing some terrible things. I won't say anything more than that, but I found out their names and numbers and everything. You know what I'm going to do with that information? NOTHING. Now, that I know who these people are, I'm just going to pray for them.

I think the only reason he is doing nothing about it is that he found out there's nothing he can do...why go to all the trouble of finding out names, numbers and "everything"? I'd like to know exactly what he's praying for them...."Hello God...it's me Tommy again...listen, those mean people are at it again...could you just smite them all for me? And while I'm here, could you see fit to send me a mathemagical scale for Christmas that won't reflect the weight I'm about to receive?"

[11ListenerNot]

Boris, too funny! .....this is a good "seasonal bit" for the DC thread too. We could all come up with some novel gift ideas that the no-go-gram could sneak into various family members stockings.For example...
-------------------------------------------------------------
From Mooch to FH - New walking shoes that don't make his toenails fall off

And for his stocking - a McDonald's gift certificate!

[DreamerGal]

I think the only reason he is doing nothing about it is that he found out there's nothing he can do...why go to all the trouble of finding out names, numbers and "everything"? I'd like to know exactly what he's praying for them...."Hello God...it's me Tommy again...listen, those mean people are at it again...could you just smite them all for me? And while I'm here, could you see fit to send me a mathemagical scale for Christmas that won't reflect the weight I'm about to receive?"

Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Sapphie ... priceless!!!! "Hey God, could you smite them all for me?" Hahahahahaha!!!

And "mathemagical scale" ... you are rockin and rollin this morning, sapphie!!! On a grand scale!!!

[apollo64j]

I'd like to know exactly what he's praying for them...."Hello God...it's me Tommy again...listen, those mean people are at it again...could you just smite them all for me? And while I'm here, could you see fit to send me a mathemagical scale for Christmas that won't reflect the weight I'm about to receive?"

LMAO!

Bring it on FH! Who am I?

[11ListenerNot]

Someone earlier said that there hasn't been any tummytube episodes lately. Oh boo hoo! Please FH, sing for us again!!

Let's see what happens now!!hee hee

[Alpinemaps]

All Tubby has to do is ask. I'll be happy to tell him who I am. I've got no problem with that. I've been using this online identify for a few long time. It's not difficult to figure out who I am.

[Sapphie]

Monday December 3rd, 3:30am


Michelle cooked dinner last night, so I kind of “grabbed and ate” a few of those little French fry thingy’s, but they were round.

Tater tots is cooking?!....that's great to know...I must be an haute cuisine chef then...

[GGmami]

Okay, let me start by saying I'm not one of those moms who never lets their kids watch tv, but to watch 2 movies 3 times each over the course of the weekend is a bit much! LBM must not spend any time actually BEING with her kids. They follow her to a photo shoot and then they watch movies...fun.

[iamsheens]

Wait Tommy Has A New Blog?

[Sapphie]

Latest blog


Monday December 3, 2007 11am
Monday, December 3, 2007 at 2:20pm

Monday December 3, 2007 11am: I’m back home! Everyone I know is either at work or at school or just busy. This time right here at 11am during the week is hard time for me kind of. WHY? Nobody is around and I’m just working and all I have to do is go get something to eat. Today, I did great. I had oatmeal, just with water and some raisins in it and a bowl of fruit and 2 bottles of water. I feel good right now, but I’m really thinking about driving up the street and getting something that I shouldn’t eat.

I want to keep busy. I have a friend coming over named Carla that gives me massages and she also is really like spiritual and it’s fun to talk with her about STUFF. I invited Michelle over for lunch and Laura will be back at 1pm, so now I’m just bored and want to get a taco. I WON’T, but it’s my inner feelings right now and that’s why I write you.

In my head I feel like I’m playing tug of war with my inner self. Fighting over eating bad or not. Nobody is here to see me so I can eat. If I eat in my car, it doesn’t count. All this is going through my mind.

It’s kind of funny, but it’s just the same way someone that goes to NA/AA talk. OH NO, I’m a food addict! My name is Tommy and I’m a BURGER-HOLIC. HI TOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ll be fine. I’ll get a massage and take a nap and then go to the dreaded MALL.

You know what question I can’t answer? It’s the question I get all the time: What do you want for Christmas?

I would much rather BUY for everyone that get anything. I don’t know why. I wish I could give out a list of stuff that I need, but I just feel strange, but I am quick to want to know what YOU want for Christmas.

I must be tired because I have so many thoughts in my head and there not organizing out like I usually do.

I may not have too much to say at this time, but it is sure helping me personally to just write down what I think at this very moment.

[Sapphie]

There's hope Tommy!..get thee to a meeting.....


Are You a Compulsive Overeater?

Welcome to Overeaters Anonymous. This series of questions may help you determine if you are a compulsive overeater.
Overeaters Anonymous

1. Do you eat when you're not hungry?
2. Do you go on eating binges for no apparent reason?
3. Do you have feelings of guilt and remorse after overeating?
4. Do you give too much time and thought to food?
5. Do you look forward with pleasure and anticipation to the time when you can eat alone?
6. Do you plan these secret binges ahead of time?
7. Do you eat sensibly before others and make up for it alone?
8. Is your weight affecting the way you live your life?
9. Have you tried to diet for a week (or longer), only to fall short of your goal?
10. Do you resent others telling you to "use a little willpower" to stop overeating?
11. Despite evidence to the contrary, have you continued to assert that you can diet "on your own" whenever you wish?
12. Do you crave to eat at a definite time, day or night, other than mealtime?
13. Do you eat to escape from worries or trouble?
14. Have you ever been treated for obesity or a food-related condition?
15. Does your eating behavior make you or others unhappy?

Have you answered yes to three or more of these questions? If so, it is probable that you have or are well on your way to having a compulsive overeating problem. We have found that the way to arrest this progressive disease is to practice the Twelve-Step recovery program of Overeaters Anonymous.

[pax]

Tommy, do you know who I am?

[RowdyOne]

Good one, Sapphie. He definitely could profit from OA, and since he reads this thread, and likes to go to NA/AA meetings, maybe -- just maybe -- something will click about his eating disorder.

Oh wait, naaah, he's a BIG DEAL and will deny he has a problem.

[iamsheens]

Ugh another boring blog....another blog of struggling with not wanting to eat....

I want to keep busy. I have a friend coming over named Carla that gives me massages and she also is really like spiritual and it’s fun to talk with her about STUFF.

I like how he has a friend who is really like spiritual and fun to talk with like OMG....like how much more can we sound like a valley girl? What a weirdo...

And what kinda STUFF do they talk about? Is Stuff God? His RANDOM caps drives ME crazy....but we all feel THE same way about it.

[Trixie]

ANYONE else find it kinda dangerous that Laura let charlie use a pillow to slide down the staircase? Seems like an accident waiting to happen....

Why yes. Yes I did. I believe the exact description is:

"The weekend ended with the me video-taping Charlie zipped up in a giant pillow case sliding down Tommy's stairs. We called it the "Butt Slalom" and he continued to do this for two straight hours."

That video will need to be confiscated by CPS for Dave Cain's legal defense.

[Newer Reader]

ANYONE else find it kinda dangerous that Laura let charlie use a pillow to slide down the staircase? Seems like an accident waiting to happen....

I keep hoping we'll see some evidence of mature, responsible parenting. Nope, not here either. Gotta pray for a miracle with her children as well--that they'll turn out all right in spite of this kind of idiocy.

I still haven't recovered from when she played "Let's Lock and Get Trapped in an Airtight Container" with her kids. I couldn't bring myself to even comment at the time. I'm still horrified.

Makes me so thankful for my sweet kiddos--they're getting consistent messages about what is safe behavior and what isn't...and, whadya know, they still manage to have a life full of fun!

NR #26

[listener13]

it amuses me that these people can't be alone - they constantly need someone to entertain them and tell them what a big deal they are. What a bunch of pathetic losers.

[Wabbitsd]

Hey, she just shot the cover for san diego family magazine, right? I'm sure they will highlight a bunch of her innovative family activities like buying Lotto tix with your kids, watching R-Rated Movies with your kids (well, of course, sneaking out of the room periodically for a nip or two while they are entranced in the film...) taking them to watch while you get your picture taken...draggin ghem along while you pick out a new place to live...all those fun family-values kinda activities.

[Layla]

I just realized this is the magazine they put out in my kids daycare. Ugh, I may have to ask the director to remove that issue.

[DeeTroit]

Hey Tommy, Do you know who I am? Bet I can find out more about your sorry a** than you'd ever want me to make public. I'm sure you'd hate to see yourself in paper or on tv or anything. Especially when public facts back us up.

BTW, Stalking is against the law. Your egotistical power trips don't work here Little Tommy. You have NO POWER over us. Pray for me, I said mean things about your threats to conceptis.

:wavey2: Now go eat some :spam: and wash it down with a big cup of shut the hell up.....

[Carol]

FH knows who I am -

He has my school email, my first and maiden last name as well as my new last name, my phone number, although the moron thought I was a teacher.

YOU ALL SHOULD BE SHAKIN' IN YER BOOTS!!!!! HE IS A SUPER SLEUTH.

With all the information he has on me, he could do a background check and dig up all sorts of dirt on me, for example he might find out about my mutiple domestic violence cases...oh...wait...no. Thats him.

[iamsheens]

Hey Tommy, Do you know who I am? Bet I can find out more about your sorry a** than you'd ever want me to make public. I'm sure you'd hate to see yourself in paper or on tv or anything. Especially when public facts back us up.

BTW, Stalking is against the law. Your egotistical power trips don't work here Little Tommy. You have NO POWER over us. Pray for me, I said mean things about your threats to conceptis.

:wavey2: Now go eat some :spam: and wash it down with a big cup of shut the hell up.....


LOL my fav line ever is go eat some spam and wash it down with a big cup of shut the hell up.....LOL LOL LOL

CLASSIC!!!

[iamsheens]

FH knows who I am -

He has my school email, my first and maiden last name as well as my new last name, my phone number, although the moron thought I was a teacher.

YOU ALL SHOULD BE SHAKIN' IN YER BOOTS!!!!! HE IS A SUPER SLEUTH.

With all the information he has on me, he could do a background check and dig up all sorts of dirt on me, for example he might find out about my mutiple domestic violence cases...oh...wait...no. Thats him.

Has he called you?

[Carol]

Of course not!!!!

Do you think he would pick a verbal fight with a university professor? Of course not, that would have required him to use wit, and logical arguments. Not his area. Boobs? Yes! Logical well thought out arguments? No!

:)

[SDGirl87]

Hey Tommy, Do you know who I am? Bet I can find out more about your sorry a** than you'd ever want me to make public. I'm sure you'd hate to see yourself in paper or on tv or anything. Especially when public facts back us up.

BTW, Stalking is against the law. Your egotistical power trips don't work here Little Tommy. You have NO POWER over us. Pray for me, I said mean things about your threats to conceptis.

:wavey2: Now go eat some :spam: and wash it down with a big cup of shut the hell up.....


I have an overwhelming desire to stand up at my desk and applaud. Perhaps whistle and even do a few fist pumps. BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[listener13]

Has he called you?

.....it's still naptime......

[DreamerGal]

Of course not!!!!

Do you think he would pick a verbal fight with a university professor? Of course not, that would have required him to use wit, and logical arguments. Not his area. Boobs? Yes! Logical well thought out arguments? No!

:)

I don't think he's looking for a verbal fight. He's too much of a wussy for that. No, the best he can come up with in his arsenal of "big deal" tactics is passive agressive childish stuff like calling and hanging up several hundred times, or writing an e-mail saying "get some help," or "I'll pray for you." Didn't he make endless calls to someone else recently?

[iamsheens]

ugh i got ink all over my white jacket....what a horrible day....plus tommy might be stalking me....

[Layla]

ugh i got ink all over my white jacket....what a horrible day....plus tommy might be stalking me....
No, he's only praying for you now.

[SDGirl87]

Don't forget that Sir Tubsalot has 'friends' in the 'hood. He DID grow up in Chula Vista...afterall. (shudder)

[11th Reader]

I don't think he's looking for a verbal fight. He's too much of a wussy for that. No, the best he can come up with in his arsenal of "big deal" tactics is passive agressive childish stuff like calling and hanging up several hundred times, or writing an e-mail saying "get some help," or "I'll pray for you." Didn't he make endless calls to someone else recently?

If I recall Surfin_Texan was the one that was getting the harrassing phone cals....but after everything, I'm thinking he probably didn't really do that.

[Carol]

Oh, don't forget his attempts at scare tactics...


...That wouldn't scare a 13 yr old.

He knows who you are!!

[newgal]

just curious how he would get all the info on you.

[newgal]

well, and better yet, why would he want it? He is such an idiot. It is amazing that any of those people (meaning the "big deals" on the radio) really believe that they are anyone that matters. I mean come on, has any of them really done anything at all that will make a positive difference in anyone's lives??

I guess you could consider their divorces positives - I am sure their ex's are glad to be rid of them!

[garybear]

just curious how he would get all the info on you.

While it is possible to track IP addresses, it is more difficult/next to impossible to pinpoint an actual user within that IP address so the answer to you question is unless they sent an email to him and submitted their contact information in the process, he is lying about having it. Bottom line, a juvenile attempt at a "scare" tactic.

[Carol]

For me I gave him all that info, willingly. Well, for the most part.

My school email has my maiden name because that is the format and of course it states what college I go to.

I gave him my first and last name

I filled out my proper phone number on the form when you write him a message.

[DreamerGal]

For me I gave him all that info, willingly. Well, for the most part.

My school email has my maiden name because that is the format and of course it states what college I go to.

I gave him my first and last name

I filled out my proper phone number on the form when you write him a message.

Wow!! ... He's a SUPER sleuth!!! Amazing abilities to deduce information from ... well ... information?

[iamsheens]

and he thought u were a college professor?

[DeeTroit]

LOL Iamsheens and SDGirl87, maybe I'll make that my new tagline!

Conceptis, ignore FH, he knows he's just making empty threats.

Mooch, How can you look at yourself in the mirror every day? We know you read this so there are no excuses, that makes you just as disgusting as he is, perhaps more because you have children that you should be protecting.

[newgal]

For me I gave him all that info, willingly. Well, for the most part.

My school email has my maiden name because that is the format and of course it states what college I go to.

I gave him my first and last name

I filled out my proper phone number on the form when you write him a message.

Ah HA! that is probably what he was thinking when he got your message. Well, right after he said a prayer for you that is. Still the question remains (and will remain unanswered) why he thinks he would need that info. Of course does he forget that not only do we all know who he is but where he works and where he lives etc?? again, he is an idiot.

[blondmom]

tommy, do you know where i live?

[blondmom]

could you have some oggis sent over?

[SDGirl87]

Oh...Blondmom, if he does, I love their Philly Billy sandwich with just meat....please have one of those sent over to me while Tommy is out delivering for us. Thanks!

ps...Tommy...do you know who I am? Do you have my #? It's not that hard to find. Oh, and since you know what I want for Christmas (you said you did in your blog anyway), I'd like it wrapped up all pretty with a lovely bow. I'll be putting up my tree probably this week and you can put it right under there. Oh wait, am I being considered for BE Christmas? I think I deserve it because I'm a super nice person who helps other people down on their luck and I'm too busy and too tired to decorate myself. Just be sure that you put the dogs out BEFORE trying to do anything. They don't take kindly to strangers being in their house, messing with Mommy's stuff.

Thanks!

[Carol]

and he thought u were a college professor?

Of course he did! I did afterall have a @MYUNIVERSITY.com address, what else would I be? A student...not possible.

[SDGirl87]

Carol...an intern? (giggle)

[listener13]

could you have some oggis sent over?

Tommy: Instead of Oggis, can I have the massage from Carla and the flowers from the Flower Lady?

[cattychathy]

From Tommy's Blog

"You know what question I can’t answer?"


Hmmmm, let me guess....
What 2 + 2 equals?
Why you can't see your feet when you're standing?
How you managed to graduate from high school when you don't know the difference between "of" and "have"?
Why the other dwarves named you "Sleazy"?
Why your kids don't respect you?
What's the definition of "humble"?
What a restraining order is?
That "no" means "no", even in Guamanian?

[Wabbitsd]

He's a bit slow on the uptake.

I think most of us had his number (all of them) for at least as long as this thread has been around.

Why did he take so long?

[insightbyjake]

There's hope Tommy!..get thee to a meeting.....

Are You a Compulsive Overeater?

Welcome to Overeaters Anonymous. This series of questions may help you determine if you are a compulsive overeater.
Overeaters Anonymous

1. Do you eat when you're not hungry?
2. Do you go on eating binges for no apparent reason?
3. Do you have feelings of guilt and remorse after overeating?
4. Do you give too much time and thought to food?
5. Do you look forward with pleasure and anticipation to the time when you can eat alone?
6. Do you plan these secret binges ahead of time?
7. Do you eat sensibly before others and make up for it alone?
8. Is your weight affecting the way you live your life?
9. Have you tried to diet for a week (or longer), only to fall short of your goal?
10. Do you resent others telling you to "use a little willpower" to stop overeating?
11. Despite evidence to the contrary, have you continued to assert that you can diet "on your own" whenever you wish?
12. Do you crave to eat at a definite time, day or night, other than mealtime?
13. Do you eat to escape from worries or trouble?
14. Have you ever been treated for obesity or a food-related condition?
15. Does your eating behavior make you or others unhappy?

Have you answered yes to three or more of these questions? If so, it is probable that you have or are well on your way to having a compulsive overeating problem. We have found that the way to arrest this progressive disease is to practice the Twelve-Step recovery program of Overeaters Anonymous.


Far too difficult for FH to take (and pass) the entire test as presented.

Here is a "troll-friendly" version of the Overeaters Anonymous test:

1. Are you fat?

If so, it is probable that you have or are well on your way to having a compulsive overeating problem

[GGmami]

From Tommy's Blog

"You know what question I can’t answer?"


Hmmmm, let me guess....
What 2 + 2 equals?
Why you can't see your feet when you're standing?
How you managed to graduate from high school when you don't know the difference between "of" and "have"?
Why the other dwarves named you "Sleazy"?
Why your kids don't respect you?
What's the definition of "humble"?
What a restraining order is?
That "no" means "no", even in Guamanian?

How about..
Why you keep gaining weight even though you walk 30 times a week?
What is the difference between there, they're and their?
Why you think you are fooling your listeners with your BS?

[insightbyjake]

LBM Diary
December 24, 1007

Dear Diary,

I love my darling, precious, unique, special, talented, beautiful, artistic, gifted, sweet, babies beyond any amount anyone has ever loved their normal kids.

As I gaze out the window, counting the moments until the “hand-off” with their father, I’m watching the sheer joy my babies display as they play in our neighbor’s old refrigerator.

In and out, in and out, in and out….opening and closing the door on one another, it is amazing how much fun they can have with something so simple as an abandoned refrigerator.

This morning, as we all arose from our double bed, Evie said the most amazing thing! “It’s morning mommy!” She is so gifted and precious!

And Charlie, that little boy can eat!! He had four bowls of Cap’n Crunch with chocolate marshmallows! He then went outside and jumped on the neighbor’s trampoline for six hours!! He has the most amazing powers of concentration. I called him to come in when the rainstrom started and he just kept jumping. Not even the lightening could slow him down!

I stare at Evie constantly. Today, I realized she has 10 fingers and 2 ears, and teeth, and pretty hair like mine. How is I am so blessed?

Tomorrow is Christmas, but the kids think Santa’s sick, so when they are handed off to me, we will have our own private visit from Santa. Charlie said, “Momma, you are on the radio, get all kinds of stuff for free, got to take a vacation in Newport Beach and now we get a private visit from Santa?!”

That’s my bright little boy! Becoming a big deal at such a young age! See you tomorrow diary!

[Alpinemaps]

I was listening to Dave Shelly & Chainsaw's new CD this afternoon, and they crack a little bit on Jer(k). Apparently, J&J have *no* patience for DSC, and (surprise! surprise!), Jer(k) has no sense of humor when it comes to them.

There's a 2 minute long track called 'Mason?' on the CD, where Chainsaw mistakes Jer(k) for Dave Mason (another Clear Channel radio personality). Jer(k) ignored him pretty mightily. And DSC cracks on him for it.

Oh, as for Tubby's latest blog - there's yet another reference to us...Hi Tommy!!!!!

I'm starting to think *we're* the big deals!

[boris85]

LBM Diary
December 24, 1007

Dear Diary,

I love my darling, precious, unique, special, talented, beautiful, artistic, gifted, sweet, babies beyond any amount anyone has ever loved their normal kids.

As I gaze out the window, counting the moments until the “hand-off” with their father, I’m watching the sheer joy my babies display as they play in our neighbor’s old refrigerator.

In and out, in and out, in and out….opening and closing the door on one another, it is amazing how much fun they can have with something so simple as an abandoned refrigerator.

This morning, as we all arose from our double bed, Evie said the most amazing thing! “It’s morning mommy!” She is so gifted and precious!

And Charlie, that little boy can eat!! He had four bowls of Cap’n Crunch with chocolate marshmallows! He then went outside and jumped on the neighbor’s trampoline for six hours!! He has the most amazing powers of concentration. I called him to come in when the rainstrom started and he just kept jumping. Not even the lightening could slow him down!

I stare at Evie constantly. Today, I realized she has 10 fingers and 2 ears, and teeth, and pretty hair like mine. How is I am so blessed?

Tomorrow is Christmas, but the kids think Santa’s sick, so when they are handed off to me, we will have our own private visit from Santa. Charlie said, “Momma, you are on the radio, get all kinds of stuff for free, got to take a vacation in Newport Beach and now we get a private visit from Santa?!”

That’s my bright little boy! Becoming a big deal at such a young age! See you tomorrow diary!

Great post! Actually, when Loser and Dave were together at her house (you know, the one that Dave stole from her), she mentioned that Evan was playing outside with a knife! First it's the refrigerator, and the next thing you know, her two "special" kids will be making molotov cocktails, filling death balloons by hooking them onto car exhausts, and riding office chairs down steep streets. They'll follow that up with vacuum cleaner races (pink ones for the cure of course - they are so giving!) and fire walkers - fun with hot coals.

[GirlfromOR]

I think it is weird that she sleeps in the same bed with her 7 year old son. Based on all of her other activities with the children (naked tickle time and smell your own toots... was that them?), I just think it is inappropriate. She mentioned she would get a blow up bed for "the bedroom" in one of her blogs last week, but didn't mention where the kids would sleep. She said she thinks she is getting full custody, so does she just plan on having them sleep with her full time? WTF. Weird.

Tommy, nice original idea about needing a 12 step for your food addiction. We've been saying that for months. Are you just going to regurgitate our posts in your blog?

[boris85]

Dave Cain should demand a paternity test. I bet there's a little Keebler Elf somewhere with a big smile on his face....

[DreamerGal]

I think it is weird that she sleeps in the same bed with her 7 year old son. Based on all of her other activities with the children (naked tickle time and smell your own toots... was that them?), I just think it is inappropriate. She mentioned she would get a blow up bed for "the bedroom" in one of her blogs last week, but didn't mention where the kids would sleep. She said she thinks she is getting full custody, so does she just plan on having them sleep with her full time? WTF. Weird.

Tommy, nice original idea about needing a 12 step for your food addiction. We've been saying that for months. Are you just going to regurgitate our posts in your blog?

When did she say she was getting full custody?

[Layla]

I think it is weird that she sleeps in the same bed with her 7 year old son. Based on all of her other activities with the children (naked tickle time and smell your own toots... was that them?), I just think it is inappropriate. She mentioned she would get a blow up bed for "the bedroom" in one of her blogs last week, but didn't mention where the kids would sleep. She said she thinks she is getting full custody, so does she just plan on having them sleep with her full time? WTF.

Lot's of people have "family beds". I don't care how bad a mother she is, to even insinuate something sexual is going on there, it's really just not right. I am a mother. I love my kids. I cuddle them all the time. If daddy's not home, I've got no problem letting them climb up in bed with me and fall asleep. Sure, not all parents do this, but just because you wouldn't doesn't mean it's "innapropriate". Now, if they were all sleeping together nude, that'd be different.

[zodiac]

She's getting full custody?? ^^^^^^
Did I miss something?

[GirlfromOR]

She mentioned full custody in one of her blogs. She said that she looks forward to them living together again. I don't know if she meant full custody, but it seemed like she was hopeful of this.

I'm not saying she is molesting them. I completely understand the family bed concept, but I think it is weird given that she's talked about them all running around naked together, naked tickle time, etc. I just think that there is an age where that is no longer appropriate. That is my opinion. You said you let your kids sleep w/ you when your husband isn't home. That is different than them sleeping w/ her all of the time IMO.

[Layla]

She mentioned full custody in one of her blogs. She said that she looks forward to them living together again. I don't know if she meant full custody, but it seemed like she was hopeful of this.

I'm not saying she is molesting them. I completely understand the family bed concept, but I think it is weird given that she's talked about them all running around naked together, naked tickle time, etc. I just think that there is an age where that is no longer appropriate. That is my opinion. You said you let your kids sleep w/ you when your husband isn't home. That is different than them sleeping w/ her all of the time IMO.

Naked tickle time is strange...I'll give you that :) Personally, i don't think Nudity is a big deal, at that age. i think it becomes a big deal when kids realize what sex is, etc. It's one of those things that it depends on your child, you know? Anyway, that's just what I think. And if there was no daddy in the house, they may very well sleep with me all the time, if they wanted to. I say as long as a kid has that innocence and wants to sleep with momma, that's fine, it's when he DOESN'T want to and gets forced to, that it becomes a problem.

[boris85]

Lot's of people have "family beds". I don't care how bad a mother she is, to even insinuate something sexual is going on there, it's really just not right. I am a mother. I love my kids. I cuddle them all the time. If daddy's not home, I've got no problem letting them climb up in bed with me and fall asleep. Sure, not all parents do this, but just because you wouldn't doesn't mean it's "innapropriate". Now, if they were all sleeping together nude, that'd be different.

It's not so much that it's a kinky love-fest, but that she just is so pathetic and needy and has no life so she has to sleep with her kids.

[Layla]

It's not so much that it's a kinky love-fest, but that she just is so pathetic and needy and has no life so she has to sleep with her kids.
Ahh...I get it now!

[Carol]

Personally, I really think that the kids sleeping in bed with Laura is not a big deal (unlike her) and in this instance I feel that trying to make Laura sleeping in the same bed as her children out to be a bad or weird thing is kinda pathetic. Also, I think almost every time she has talked about naked this or that it is for the most part the kids that are naked, I do believe there was an instance when the kids were younger that they all surprised her naked but I was under the impression naked tickle time was with the kids...

That sounds much more harsh than I want it to, Sorry!

However, everyone has their own opinions, I am not trying to stir the pot in any way, just voicing my opinion.

[Sapphie]

From Tommy's Blog

"You know what question I can’t answer?"


Hmmmm, let me guess....

Why the other dwarves named you "Sleazy"?


Lmao Catty!

Insightbyjake...hilarious diary entry from Laura!

[Sapphie]

Dave Cain should demand a paternity test. I bet there's a little Keebler Elf somewhere with a big smile on his face....

...and we all know his name and number, don't we boys and girls?

[pax]

I concur with Layla regarding sleeping with kids. It's how the majority of the world does it.

[GirlfromOR]

Lots of kids sleep w/ their parents when they are babies. The kid is almost 8 years old though. Weird. I think that he should at least have the OPTION to sleep in his own bed. From what she makes it sound like, she will have one bed in her new house. I respect that you guys think that sleeping in the same bed is fine. I do too. Maybe my opinion is jaded by the way Laura conducts her life... constantly needing others to reassure her, comfort her, etc. I don't know. For any other parent, it is probably fine, but Laura has a lot of issues. I think Boris got it right when he said it is about her neediness, not molestation. I don't think that Laura is a molestor, so please don't take my words wrong. Maybe bringing the naked tickle time into it was wrong (though I still think her family surprising her naked and then her getting naked also, if I am remembering right is weird. I think that only happened a year ago...).

[SDReadhead]

I think the only reason he is doing nothing about it is that he found out there's nothing he can do...why go to all the trouble of finding out names, numbers and "everything"? I'd like to know exactly what he's praying for them...."Hello God...it's me Tommy again...listen, those mean people are at it again...could you just smite them all for me? And while I'm here, could you see fit to send me a mathemagical scale for Christmas that won't reflect the weight I'm about to receive?"

You have a great way with words, Sapphie! Oh oh, I called you by name. Now Tubby is going to find you.

Boris, you are so right about the pathetic neediness of LBM and how her kids become surrogate adults in her life.

Jake, funny diary.

Now, who started the game of what the spewgram is getting one another for Christmas? I can't find the thead, but kudos to that person. Here's my offering:

LBM to Tubby: Oh, wait, according to Amused, LBM already gave Tubby a gift, if you know what I mean!
LBM to Jeff: Some testosterone. I was going to say this should be from Randy or Jeff, but they have so very little of their own they can't spare any.
The Spewgram to Delana: A one-way ticket to anywhere but 94.1 in the morning.
Moochie to herself: Some self respect and dignity. If there is any left, she can share with LBM.
Moochie to Tubby: Lumpia, tacos, rice, beans -- anything to clog his arteries with lard so that the life insurance policy kicks in to "payout" mode as fast as possible.

[Wabbitsd]

I don't have any problem with family bed situations. The problem that I am "hearing" is that it's Lauara's wish to have them with her. Not even thinking the sexual aspect, but she's sounding a lot like she is trying to make them really really dependent on her--for HER OWN REASONS, not for their sake.

They probably need their own rooms, their own beds, etc. etc. If they don't sleep there every night, that's fine, but they should probably have spaces of their own. Charlie may enjoy the family bed, but he may be an object of ridicule among his friends...or even unwittingly among their parents if this all is innocently mentioned. Evie seems to be pretty independent, but I worry about Charlie, and all I know is what she has written here. He seems so dependent on her emotionally, it would concern me.

One of the most important parts of raising children (to me, at least) is to resist the temptation to cave in and satisfy your own insecurities as an adult (this is the worry I have about her kids as well as FH's--not from Amused pt. of view, but his) instead of leading them to be independent and strong persons within themselves. The only identity FH and Laura have is their "bigdealness" and their need for their kids to think they are "Bigdeals." Control Freaks.

andohmygod..jake. I was about to call child protective services when I read the refrigerator game line....LOL!

[pax]

"(though I still think her family surprising her naked and then her getting naked also, if I am remembering right is weird. I think that only happened a year ago...)."

_________________________________________________________________

WTF??????

[pax]

WabbitSD - excellent post regarding parents satisfying their own issues by using their children. It takes willpower to raise kids so that they are able, in every sense of the word, to leave the nest and fly when the time comes.

[Carol]

Lots of kids sleep w/ their parents when they are babies. The kid is almost 8 years old though. Weird. I think that he should at least have the OPTION to sleep in his own bed. From what she makes it sound like, she will have one bed in her new house. I respect that you guys think that sleeping in the same bed is fine. I do too. Maybe my opinion is jaded by the way Laura conducts her life... constantly needing others to reassure her, comfort her, etc. I don't know. For any other parent, it is probably fine, but Laura has a lot of issues. I think Boris got it right when he said it is about her neediness, not molestation. I don't think that Laura is a molestor, so please don't take my words wrong. Maybe bringing the naked tickle time into it was wrong (though I still think her family surprising her naked and then her getting naked also, if I am remembering right is weird. I think that only happened a year ago...).

Oh, in no way did I think you were puting it into a sexually deviant context. I just disagreed with it being an awful thing.

However you made a very good point, that it would be nice for the children to have a choice.

[MomCat]

"The weekend ended with the me video-taping Charlie zipped up in a giant pillow case sliding down Tommy's stairs. We called it the "Butt Slalom" and he continued to do this for two straight hours."

:stupid:

Don't let your son do this! I did something very similar when I was 12 and fractured my tailbone. The exam to discover it, is very painful.

[BigAl]

Tommy is watching all of you and then reporting back to Santa. He will cancel your Christmas too. Tommy is watching.

[BigAl]

Tommy is watching you like the "Evil Monkey" watches chris griffin on family guy.

[des1969]

My kid occasionally gets in bed with me and she's 13 but I digress....

My take on Laura sleeping with her kids is a) given her living situation right now, they really have no other choice and b) this is her attempt at at "bonding" with her kids. I don't think Laura is a bad mother necessarily, but she's at best an indifferent one and at worst, an extremely careless one. By no means should she be given full custody. The kids need a mother but they also need a positive role model. She is nowhere near that and probably won't be for a LONG time

[GGmami]

Lot's of people have "family beds". I don't care how bad a mother she is, to even insinuate something sexual is going on there, it's really just not right. I am a mother. I love my kids. I cuddle them all the time. If daddy's not home, I've got no problem letting them climb up in bed with me and fall asleep. Sure, not all parents do this, but just because you wouldn't doesn't mean it's "innapropriate". Now, if they were all sleeping together nude, that'd be different.

I agree. We love to sleep with the kiddos sometimes. I have more of an issue with the other poor choices she makes for her kids. Somehow all of her decisions are always about her.

[Wabbitsd]

Thanks, pax...that being said, I have a high school senior making plans to fly the nest for college next fall. ohmygosh! I'm always finding myself saying "Wow. this time next year, she won't be here...." but it's what we have been working toward for so long. I'm banking frequent flyer miles now in preparation.

[TJLuv]

here's LBM's diary for today

Laura's Diary - December 3rd, 2007
Monday, December 3, 2007 at 12:42pm

Dear Diary,

My kids are the best. I had such great weekend doing a whole bunch of nothin' with those two. On Friday, I picked them up from school and took them with me to a photo shoot. The shoot was for San Diego Family Magazine and it was at a studio in Sorrento Valley. That was the day that it POURED…and guess who doesn't have an umbrella? Yep, that would be me. So, my perfectly blow-dried hair got all frizzy and stupid, like it always does when it rains. I'm hoping those pictures do not reflect the weird dents in my hair, but oh well.

The woman from the magazine brought a bag full of toys for the kids to play with while I was getting my picture taken. Isn't that sweet? They got to keep 'em too. We played Jenga all weekend and we watched the Care Bears movie and the Goosebumps movie she gave them at least 3 times each.

The next morning, Charlie said the sweetest thing to me. I'm pretty sure he was still asleep when he said it because it was really early and his eyes were closed. He said, "I can't believe you're my Momma."

"Why do you say that?" I said to the sleepy boy.

"Because you're on the radio and you're going to be on the cover of a magazine." Then he turned over and went back to sleep. I love that kid SO MUCH it hurts sometimes. Dangit!

Since we all sleep in the same bed wherever we are together, we go to sleep and wake up together, too. If I just had Charlie, I would be sleepin' in until 9am every weekend. He's the kid who sleeps long and hard. But, I have Evan, and that little ball of energy doesn't like to go to sleep and she doesn't like to sleep in. So, there is no sleepin' in when I have the kids. What I'm trying to say is that I'm a bit tired this morning, so forgive me if I'm not makin' sense.

The weekend ended with the me video-taping Charlie zipped up in a giant pillow case sliding down Tommy's stairs. We called it the "Butt Slalom" and he continued to do this for two straight hours.

Here's a tip for all you parents out there who have young kids and many miles to drive each day: Go to The Dollar Tree store and look in the book and paper aisle for the kids books on tape. Stories like "The Emperor's New Clothes," "Sleeping Beauty," and "The Princess and The Pea" are all available for a buck! Evan loves them because she can read along with the book while she's listening to it. We also found a Christmas Book on tape with a bunch of songs included.

Last night, on the way to meeting Dave for "the hand-off," I was left with a beautiful image: Evan singing "Oh, Christmas Tree" in the backseat. She didn't know I was watching her. I love watching her. In fact, I truly think I know every single curve, freckle, spot, pore and hair on my babies faces. I really do.

See you tomorrow, Diary.


This may not be a popular opinion.. I just think that once Laura moves out of FH's house she will be much better off and easier to like. I'm already seeing her as more of a "mommy" in her more recent diary entries.... I really do hope she's able to come out of this a better mom.. there are no do-overs in that job.

[TJLuv]

From Tommy's Blog

"You know what question I can’t answer?"


That "no" means "no", even in Guamanian?

hahaha that was hilarious

[Wabbitsd]

TJLuv, I don't think she's becoming more of a Mom, but I do think she is looking forward to having kids to play with. It's kinda wierd, she doesn't "Mom" them, it's like they are her equals in maturity, and she plays along with them. I really think her inner issue is she cannot be alone, and refuses to acknowledge that she is an adult, and needs to be in a parental role rather than a playmate role.

I can totally see her getting up in the morning, goofing off with whomever is up at the time, then about 11 or noon, one of the kids will say, "Mom, I'm hungry, can we go to XXX restaurant?" and off they will go. They will have breakfast, and there will be some intervening event, and when one of them is hungry, it will be "Mom, I'm hungry. Can we go to XXX restaurant?" and off they will go. Nothing planned, no regularity, no schedule for the kids...I imagine it's ok for now, but routines and study habits. I sure don't see that in the big game plan for her. God forbid one of the kids enters into some level of commitment to a sport or say, music or some other activity. They'll never get to a practice or rehearsal on time, or with clean, unstained or rain-soaked clothes.

[TJLuv]

Lot's of people have "family beds". I don't care how bad a mother she is, to even insinuate something sexual is going on there, it's really just not right. I am a mother. I love my kids. I cuddle them all the time. If daddy's not home, I've got no problem letting them climb up in bed with me and fall asleep. Sure, not all parents do this, but just because you wouldn't doesn't mean it's "innapropriate". Now, if they were all sleeping together nude, that'd be different.

I agree with you.

I'm a mother of 2 as well and I have a hard time judging other moms as I am sure there are a number of things I've done that would have me nominated for the Laura Cain Mom of the Year award... the obvious things we judge are when people put there children in actual harms way (leaving them somewhere, doing drugs, etc.. etc... )however... sleeping in the bed together or even naked tickling... you know, as long as it doesn't cross the line... let's not all get too holier than thou.

Laura's diary entries are all about her kids now.. where before they were about what she had to buy and where she was going out... to me that's a big change inthe right direction

[TJLuv]

TJLuv, I don't think she's becoming more of a Mom, but I do think she is looking forward to having kids to play with. It's kinda wierd, she doesn't "Mom" them, it's like they are her equals in maturity, and she plays along with them. I really think her inner issue is she cannot be alone, and refuses to acknowledge that she is an adult, and needs to be in a parental role rather than a playmate role.

I can totally see her getting up in the morning, goofing off with whomever is up at the time, then about 11 or noon, one of the kids will say, "Mom, I'm hungry, can we go to XXX restaurant?" and off they will go. They will have breakfast, and there will be some intervening event, and when one of them is hungry, it will be "Mom, I'm hungry. Can we go to XXX restaurant?" and off they will go. Nothing planned, no regularity, no schedule for the kids...I imagine it's ok for now, but routines and study habits. I sure don't see that in the big game plan for her. God forbid one of the kids enters into some level of commitment to a sport or say, music or some other activity. They'll never get to a practice or rehearsal on time, or with clean, unstained or rain-soaked clothes.

That's a good point Wabbit (so ackward to call an adult that LOL)... She surely hasn't shown any moments of parenting her children in her diary. I just get the impression that she is doing what many divorced parents do... try to be the fun parent so the kids will want to hang out with you... But the most important piece of parenting is... you have to love your children and I believe she does. She is immature and maybe not very bright... but she loves her children and I think she does want what is best for them...

sheesh I'm starting to sound like I like the woman LOL Ya'll will kick me off the board for that!

[TJLuv]

Thanks, pax...that being said, I have a high school senior making plans to fly the nest for college next fall. ohmygosh! I'm always finding myself saying "Wow. this time next year, she won't be here...." but it's what we have been working toward for so long. I'm banking frequent flyer miles now in preparation.


Great attitude about it! I know our job as parents is to prepare our little ones for an independent life... but dang, I miss my little boy when he goes to bed at night. LOL

[GirlfromOR]

Tuesday December 4, 2007 2:25am: I went to bed shortly after the Ravens choked against the Patriots. I can't believe they couldn't end the game and win. You watched it and just knew somehow or something was going to happen for the Pats to win. Even when it was 4th down a few times at the end, you just knew something was going to happen.

The 1972 Dolphins in my opinon is the best team ever. I was 7-8 years old that season and watched them all the time. I knew everyone on that team and I used to pretend to be Mercury Morris the RB. I was #22 just like him. Back then it was all about street football with other kids and we used to pretend to be each person on that team. I remember names like Larry Little, Jim Kiick, Manny Fernandez, Paul Warfield, the list goes on. That was the year when Garo Yeprimeam #1 of the Dolphins flubbed the field goal in the Superbowl and ran right and tried to pass and instantly became a forever guest on a blooper highlight reel.

I met the 1973 Dolphins! I was 8 years old and we were playing a Pop Warner game immediately after the Chargers played the Dolphins at the stadium. The stadium back then was just called THE STADIUM. Not the Murph, Not the Q, but THE STADIUM. At the end of the game, we sat on the Dolphin side of the field and then lined up to get ready to play as we lined up we were suppose to just look straight ahead and just stay focused on the helmet in front of you, but for 30 little boys from Chula Vista, it would be impossible, because almost every single Dolphin came up to us and gave us 5. High Five's weren't invented yet. They slapped us 5 and the really nice ones gave us 10. It was like a dream. All of them were smiling at us. It was a Charger game, but we lucked out and had the immortal Dolphins right there.

Then we started to play and not that I'm bragging or anything like that, but on the 2nd play of the game, I went 73 yards for a touchdown right in front of Don Shula. The crowd was leaving, but I do remember the roar from the people as they were leaving their seats. When the game was over, we beat 30 other kids from Kearny 40-0 and I scored 3 touchdowns that day.

So, when people talk about the 72 Dolphins or the 85 Bears or the 07 Pats, I still root for those Dolphins in 1972 for being the best team ever and I hope that there record of going 17-0 (back then it was a 14 game schedule) never gets duplicated.

Give me 5!

[GirlfromOR]

My family was very involved in Pop Warner and it has always been an organization where individual score was not kept. They did not tally individual yards, touch downs or defensive moves. They do not keep individual records, so what he mentioned about one of his druggie brothers holding a pop warner record is a load of crap. If I remember correctly, in his age group, they only played on 70 or 80 yard fields. I'm not sure if that is the case still or not, but it definitely was about 10 years ago.

[SDGirl87]

All I can say to Tubby's blog this morning??

WHATEVER. Here, I'll give you 5. Do you want them across the face or upside the head? (compassion dictates that I give him the choice)

[listener13]

so, what position do we think "little Tommy" played with Pop Warner? If "Little Tommy" looks anything like the current humongous Tommy, he played a goal post.

More likely, he was the kid that refilled the water bottles and made sure everyone got their snack.

[SDGirl87]

Ok...no recent submissions, so I'm winging it.

Today's word for the day is........................

CLUELESS!!

Have fun boys and girls! :bandit:

[boris85]

I don't have any problem with family bed situations. The problem that I am "hearing" is that it's Lauara's wish to have them with her. Not even thinking the sexual aspect, but she's sounding a lot like she is trying to make them really really dependent on her--for HER OWN REASONS, not for their sake.

They probably need their own rooms, their own beds, etc. etc. If they don't sleep there every night, that's fine, but they should probably have spaces of their own. Charlie may enjoy the family bed, but he may be an object of ridicule among his friends...or even unwittingly among their parents if this all is innocently mentioned. Evie seems to be pretty independent, but I worry about Charlie, and all I know is what she has written here. He seems so dependent on her emotionally, it would concern me.

One of the most important parts of raising children (to me, at least) is to resist the temptation to cave in and satisfy your own insecurities as an adult (this is the worry I have about her kids as well as FH's--not from Amused pt. of view, but his) instead of leading them to be independent and strong persons within themselves. The only identity FH and Laura have is their "bigdealness" and their need for their kids to think they are "Bigdeals." Control Freaks.

andohmygod..jake. I was about to call child protective services when I read the refrigerator game line....LOL!

From what I hear, Loser is still breastfeeding her kids. That would account for the larger looking door stops.

[boris85]

Tuesday December 4, 2007 2:25am: I went to bed shortly after the Ravens choked against the Patriots. I can't believe they couldn't end the game and win. You watched it and just knew somehow or something was going to happen for the Pats to win. Even when it was 4th down a few times at the end, you just knew something was going to happen.

The 1972 Dolphins in my opinon is the best team ever. I was 7-8 years old that season and watched them all the time. I knew everyone on that team and I used to pretend to be Mercury Morris the RB. I was #22 just like him. Back then it was all about street football with other kids and we used to pretend to be each person on that team. I remember names like Larry Little, Jim Kiick, Manny Fernandez, Paul Warfield, the list goes on. That was the year when Garo Yeprimeam #1 of the Dolphins flubbed the field goal in the Superbowl and ran right and tried to pass and instantly became a forever guest on a blooper highlight reel.

I met the 1973 Dolphins! I was 8 years old and we were playing a Pop Warner game immediately after the Chargers played the Dolphins at the stadium. The stadium back then was just called THE STADIUM. Not the Murph, Not the Q, but THE STADIUM. At the end of the game, we sat on the Dolphin side of the field and then lined up to get ready to play as we lined up we were suppose to just look straight ahead and just stay focused on the helmet in front of you, but for 30 little boys from Chula Vista, it would be impossible, because almost every single Dolphin came up to us and gave us 5. High Five's weren't invented yet. They slapped us 5 and the really nice ones gave us 10. It was like a dream. All of them were smiling at us. It was a Charger game, but we lucked out and had the immortal Dolphins right there.

Then we started to play and not that I'm bragging or anything like that, but on the 2nd play of the game, I went 73 yards for a touchdown right in front of Don Shula. The crowd was leaving, but I do remember the roar from the people as they were leaving their seats. When the game was over, we beat 30 other kids from Kearny 40-0 and I scored 3 touchdowns that day.

So, when people talk about the 72 Dolphins or the 85 Bears or the 07 Pats, I still root for those Dolphins in 1972 for being the best team ever and I hope that there record of going 17-0 (back then it was a 14 game schedule) never gets duplicated.

Give me 5!

the '85 Bears would have crippled the Dolphins. Little Tummy - stupid as always. He likes the Dolphins because Dolphins share a similar diet to his Guamanian ancestors.

[SDchick]

TJLuv, I don't think she's becoming more of a Mom, but I do think she is looking forward to having kids to play with. It's kinda wierd, she doesn't "Mom" them, it's like they are her equals in maturity, and she plays along with them. I really think her inner issue is she cannot be alone, and refuses to acknowledge that she is an adult, and needs to be in a parental role rather than a playmate role.

I can totally see her getting up in the morning, goofing off with whomever is up at the time, then about 11 or noon, one of the kids will say, "Mom, I'm hungry, can we go to XXX restaurant?" and off they will go. They will have breakfast, and there will be some intervening event, and when one of them is hungry, it will be "Mom, I'm hungry. Can we go to XXX restaurant?" and off they will go. Nothing planned, no regularity, no schedule for the kids...I imagine it's ok for now, but routines and study habits. I sure don't see that in the big game plan for her. God forbid one of the kids enters into some level of commitment to a sport or say, music or some other activity. They'll never get to a practice or rehearsal on time, or with clean, unstained or rain-soaked clothes.
Wabbitsd ~ You've nailed the exact thought in my head!

I recall when LBM got the Bardon Cabinets installed, she wrote something about how beautiful her kitchen was, even though it would always be the least used room in the house. PATHETIC!

I have NEVER heard her speak of cooking, I'm sure her kids have no idea what homemade cooking really is. I doubt they've ever had anything beyond her tofu hotdogs and Jimmy Carter's restaurant food!!!!

For goodness sake, LBM, at the very least, go to one of those Dinner a'Fare or Delicious Dinners studio places, put together some meals, take them home, freeze them, and give your kids some real food every night! Isn't that the least you could do for them?

P.S. Wabbitsd, I hadn't even thought about Charlie playing in a sport, why hasn't he yet? I would totally think he must have expressed SOME interest in something by now, wouldn't you? And especially Evan. My daughter is her exact same age, and she's in tumbling, dance, and a singing and dancing fun class through the city rec. center. She loves it! But it is such a pain for me to get her to all the places, especially working full time, pregnant with twins (I'm dying lately w/exhaustion!) and yet here I am doing it anyway...it's zapping every ounce of energy out of me, but I haven't missed a thing yet, and when I read what you said about LBM never making a practice/meet, I totally agree!

[SDchick]

Oh sorry, I meant her kids are CLUELESS when it comes to good nutritional meals in their Mommy's home...Dave on the other hand, I bet has lots of good healthy fruits and veggies! Go Dave!

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Good morning everyone! This is my first time posting however, I've been reading for many months now. I have one thing to say.....What a bunch of know it alls. Who are you to say what kind of mother, father or person these people are. Unless you know them personally (not from what someone else has said) DO you really think AMused was someone who would post here, give me a break. Weren't you just duped by someone who was 'your poster friend'. Grow up and get real lives. If you don't like them why do you continue to read posts and listen..........hhhhmmmm...........

[califbrat]

hmmmm are we all in a twitter or what!

Oh what fun we are having.... and yes we KNOW IT ALL !!!!

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Hmmmm, I have to say I think one of our newer members is clueless today...

[califbrat]

Hmmmm, I have to say I think one of our newer members is cluelesstoday...

OKODM..
Oh you sneaky gal.. you beat me to it!!

[RowdyOne]

Ooh luvnab, not real smart to use an email address as your name here.

But thanks for posting, now I have to find that ignore button again.
bye bye

[Layla]

Good morning everyone! This is my first time posting however, I've been reading for many months now. I have one thing to say.....What a bunch of know it alls. Who are you to say what kind of mother, father or person these people are. Unless you know them personally (not from what someone else has said) DO you really think AMused was someone who would post here, give me a break. Weren't you just duped by someone who was 'your poster friend'. Grow up and get real lives. If you don't like them why do you continue to read posts and listen..........hhhhmmmm...........

Hi Carrie. Thanks for finally jumping in and joining the fun. Nice to meet you. You, being a mom, and reading everything Laura writes, should be able to recognize her lack of parenting skills. I'm a little put off that you don't.

And see...I do know everything :D

[SDGirl87]

Yipee!! New drama!!!!!!! Sounds A LOT like Beth/Mike/Holly shrill to me.

I was CLUELESS that this would happen today but I'm delighted :) (some may say that I'm always clueless, other than my sweet Jake of course, but I digress)

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no more freedom of speech for me. Okay yes, I am clueless here. That's why I just lurked. I'm LMAO right now. oh well.

[califbrat]

Yipee!! New drama!!!!!!! Sounds A LOT like Beth/Mike/Holly shrill to me.

I was CLUELESS that this would happen today but I'm delighted :) (some may say that I'm always clueless, other than my sweet Jake of course, but I digress)

You clueless?? Never... you are using one of my favorite words... YIPEE & YIPEE again... its such a beautiful day so far I guess we needed some excitement & DRAMA....

[des1969]

Just when it was starting to get a little quiet around here.....

[SDGirl87]

no more freedom of speech for me. Okay yes, I am clueless here. That's why I just lurked. I'm LMAO right now. oh well.

One cannot expect to enter into a forum swinging a sledge hammer and whacking everyone in sight as a friendly hello. One should expect no less than the same courtesy in response. Freedom of speech is fine. We just generally prefer to converse as adults rather than putting each other down. Apparently you've missed that part in all of your lurking.

Welcome to the neighborhood anyway.

ps...I haven't listened to the show in about 10 years with the exception of day 2 of the wildfires. I have no desire to.

[ElizabethAZ]

More likely, he was the kid that refilled the water bottles and made sure everyone got their snack.

Doubt it. He would have eaten all the snacks himself.

[Transplant]

no more freedom of speech for me. Okay yes, I am clueless here. That's why I just lurked. I'm LMAO right now. oh well.

Luvnab my dear lurker. . .

Atleast have the "holy balls" to sign up and become a G/A member, not a lurker.

[J&JSuck]

Good morning everyone! This is my first time posting however, I've been reading for many months now. I have one thing to say.....What a bunch of know it alls. Who are you to say what kind of mother, father or person these people are. Unless you know them personally (not from what someone else has said) DO you really think AMused was someone who would post here, give me a break. Weren't you just duped by someone who was 'your poster friend'. Grow up and get real lives. If you don't like them why do you continue to read posts and listen..........hhhhmmmm...........
If you don't like us why have you been reading for months? Their lack of parenting skills didn't come from anywhere but FH's blahgs and LBM's diarrhea writings. Amused just confirmed what everybody already knew. Go check out the Jeff and Jer blog on their site - that's where people like you hang out. There's lots of love there. Maybe they will throw something down the stairs for you.