San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread

[ElizabethAZ]

no more freedom of speech for me.

You misunderstand us, dear....you are absolutely free to be clueless here. We have no problem with it, but we also have the freedom to ignore you.

[Transplant]

Luvnab my dear lurker. . .

Atleast have the "holy balls" to sign up and become a G/A member, not a lurker.

Am I allowed to quote myself? Pardon moi' if i'm pulling a dilbert!

With it being the holiday season, can I recommend for a future date the new word of the day being "holly balls"?

[Wabbitsd]

Oy, new poster who has been reading for ages...g'wan. get outta here. you sound like the annoying gnat you are. You better be careful, cause FH knows all, and will get you as soon as he records your e-mail address and tracks you down like the dog you and he is.

Now, back to bidness:

"Laura's diary entries are all about her kids now.. where before they were about what she had to buy and where she was going out... to me that's a big change inthe right direction"

Now, I disagree. the entries are NOT about her kids, subtly, they are now about her--and how her kids reflect HER--how fun her kids are for HER to be with. She's not showcasing THEIR personalities, she is proving to herself that they love HER that they do stuff she likes--a narcissistic view of how they are just extensions of what she wants us to think she is.

[SDGirl87]

Transplant, YOU GOT IT. Tomorrow's phrase, in honor of the season, will be HOLLY BALLS! :woohoo:

[RowdyOne]

Why is luvnab's info grayed out? Banned already?

[GirlfromOR]

Good morning everyone! This is my first time posting however, I've been reading for many months now. I have one thing to say.....What a bunch of know it alls. Who are you to say what kind of mother, father or person these people are. Unless you know them personally (not from what someone else has said) DO you really think AMused was someone who would post here, give me a break. Weren't you just duped by someone who was 'your poster friend'. Grow up and get real lives. If you don't like them why do you continue to read posts and listen..........hhhhmmmm...........

Who are we to say what kind of people they are? Sure, I've never met Tommy personally, but I do claim to know what sort of person he is based on the emails he has sent in response to emails to him. I do claim to know that he is a rude, defensive person who doesn't think twice about insulting his listners in email. I ALSO claim to know that he is not above calling people on the phone when they disagree with him. These are personal experiences of mine. And no, I do not think that Amused duped us. She had a lot of inside information that she shared. She shared her daughter's wedding pics w/ some of us privately. It was obvious that it was her (and Tommy knew it) by the way he made jabs to her in his journal about posting here. Have you noticed that he's laid off on them since she left?

[Layla]

Why is luvnab's info grayed out? Banned already?
Banned would have shown as a line through her user name. She must have cancelled her account.

[blondmom]

i'm hiding tommy, can you find me? bring some lumpia!

[DreamerGal]

It was obvious that it was her (and Tommy knew it) by the way he made jabs to her in his journal about posting here. Have you noticed that he's laid off on them since she left?

He stopped making jabs at Amused not because he's an honorable guy, but because he saw how powerful her counter-attack was and that bothered the crap out of him. He knew he couldn't match her in a battle of wits, so he started making physical violence threats, which is what meatheads generally do when they're spinning out of control because someone is outwitting them. I'm sure he's relieved that she's not posting her anymore ... she was simply too good for him to fight. And now, she's removed herself from the fight, proving once again that she is superior to him in every way.

[listener13]

no more freedom of speech for me. Okay yes, I am clueless here. That's why I just lurked. I'm LMAO right now. oh well.

Wow, being clueless is HYSTERICAL, isn't it?:stupid:

Once you're done with your belly laugh, go back to producing your crappy radio show.

[GirlfromOR]

Definitely wasn't implying that he's honorable. Now that she's not posting here, he isn't nasty things about her in his blog... I think it just reinforces the fact that she was "real." He could never outwit her, you are right. I hope she is OK though. I hope he leaves her alone now.

[GirlfromOR]

Crap. Whoever mentioned Tubby tube spoke (typed?) too soon! A new episode is coming soon.

Did you see all of the cookies that Jeff's family baked in Ohio? 427 dozen and Tummy ate them all.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Laura's Diary - December 4th, 2007
Tuesday, December 4, 2007 at 12:09pm

Dear Diary,

It's official..in 10 days I will be a Kensington resident. I dropped of the deposit yesterday, and I sign the lease next week. The guy from the management company told me that I could move some of my things in early if I wanted to. For the first time EVER, I can probably make the move in one car trip. All's I got is clothes, shoes, toiletries and paperwork. So, the first part of my move will be fairly painless. The painful, excruciatingly painful part will be when we sell the house. I am NOT looking forward to going through all of "our" stuff. It's going to be so sad, so very sad. And, how are we going to do it? Together? Who's going to take the photo albums and stuff. Ugh. One step at a time, right? One step at a time.

Speaking of one step at a time, I went to a great women's meeting last night. One of our listeners emailed me to let me know that she was speaking at the meeting and wanted me to be there. How cool is that?

Well, I underestimated how long it was going to take me to get from PQ to SDSU. I was a bit late, which I hate, but I pulled up a chair in my favorite spot, the back, and listened to her story. It was weird how parallel our lives have been. It just proves, once again, that I am being led by a mysterious force…I call it my higher power. I was meant to hear what she had to say. I was meant to meet her and I was meant to find that meeting. After she shared, it was time for group sharing, which I rarely do. Of course, she calls on me. I had to walk to the front of the group and speak my mind. I get so nervous in front of a crowd. Is that strange? I talk to people for a living, but I get freaked out when I'm in front of actual human beings.

After the meeting, I watched Heroes while filing some paperwork. I bought one of those little portable filing boxes and a set of 12 Sharpies to label the folders. It was kinda fun, even though I was organizing attorney bills and credit card payments.

I must end with my thoughts about last night's Hills:

The whole Heidi, Spencer's sister talk about her being freaked about the wedding? FAKE. The whole Spencer's sister telling Spencer about it in the stationary store? FAKE. That whole story line is sooooo fake! Brody's new skin head look? Me no likey. I thought LC looked thinner and cute in her Halloween costume. And, I like Audrina's new Aussie guy.
I need to get a life….fast.

See you tomorrow, Diary.

[pax]

I think Laura is coming along in maturity. I haven't given up hope.

[insightbyjake]

PRIVATE NOTE: CONCEPTIS, we know who you are!

Originally Posted by Conceptis
"I am so humbled that I could actually have insulted your almighty exhaulted leader Jake. But come on there are plenty of clever and funny things being posted here. The clown graphics yesterday were great. L13's recent post very funny. You don't need a leader."

Based upon Conceptis' quoted response, and other digs made over time, I beginning to suspect FH's warning is a classic Roger "Verbal" Kint portraying Keyser Söze.

In other words, FH is Conceptis!!!

(This is a "drama club" thread -- so, I'm looking for the "drama"

[sandiegomom]

The Cain house is on the market...

http://www.sdlookup.com/MLS-076091276-5225_Stone_Ct_San_Diego_CA_92115

[ElizabethAZ]

The Cain house is on the market...

http://www.sdlookup.com/MLS-076091276-5225_Stone_Ct_San_Diego_CA_92115

Well, for all that TV she watches, she sure doesn't watch any home selling/staging shows. But wouldn't common sense tell you to put away the ironing board before you take pictures? Nearly 1/2 acre under $700K in SD sounds good, but that backyard is a mess.

And paint over that crossword puzzle thing already! No one will want to buy a house that is so personalized....or maybe since she is such a "big deal," people will want to leave it there so they can say "Laura Cain used to live here."

[Layla]

Well, for all that TV she watches, she sure doesn't watch any home selling/staging shows. But wouldn't common sense tell you to put away the ironing board before you take pictures? Nearly 1/2 acre under $700K in SD sounds good, but that backyard is a mess.

And paint over that crossword puzzle thing already! No one will want to buy a house that is so personalized....or maybe since she is such a "big deal," people will want to leave it there so they can say "Laura Cain used to live here."

And that Kitchen is beautiful, but it sure didn't go with the rest of the interiors!

[ElizabethAZ]

The kitchen was free. They paid $633,000 in 2/06, so I doubt they will be getting their $649+ asking price. Especially since Dave talked to the media about having an SDSU multi-tenant party house down the street. Doubt many people will be excited about that.

[SDchick]

The Cain house is on the market...

http://www.sdlookup.com/MLS-076091276-5225_Stone_Ct_San_Diego_CA_92115
First I must address one thing about LBM's diary, she is incensed that the Hills is FAKE, but yet that's all her spewgram is, FAKE!

Next, it drove me nuts that when they first bought that house, she'd write in her diary that it was great to live back at SDSU again, and then on the air J&J would tell everybody how she was living in Tierrasanta...why???

LBM would always agree, yes, it's great to live in Tierrasanta, etc... did she think people would stalk her and Chips and his dads?

Anyway, I have more to say about the diary entry, but I wanted to vent about the FAKE! Hills thing and her "Tierrasanta" residence.

[Layla]

The kitchen was free. They paid $633,000 in 2/06, so I doubt they will be getting their $649+ asking price. Especially since Dave talked to the media about having an SDSU multi-tenant party house down the street. Doubt many people will be excited about that.

But you'd think that even WITH a free kitchen, they'd make it fit in with the house. I know I would. I'd rather pay for something that doesn't look awkward, then get something for free which requires everything else be re-done. Of course, that's probably just because I'm clueless and not a very big deal.

[SDGirl87]

Of course, that's probably just because I'm clueless and not a very big deal.


You're a big deal to me :)

[pax]

I think it's a very cool house. Too bad, as has been stated earlier, they didn't remodel the kitchen in the mid-century theme.

[pax]

Also, since LBM makes so much money can't she take over the mortgage?

[Wabbitsd]

I LOVE the ironing board in the bedroom, next to the dresser. I bet LBM never touched that thing, Dave Cain probably uses it to press his dress shirts for his corporate gig.

the puzzle thing is U-G-L-Y and a testament to personal vanity. Was that one of her much ballyhoooed Art Projects? I can see why Dave Cain didn't want to give up a stick of furniture to her. There ain't much to spare.

[listener13]

Also, since LBM makes so much money can't she take over the mortgage?

In a divorce, community property often times gets divided. Not sure who makes the most money in that family, and maybe neither one of them had enough dough to buy the other one out of the house. While there's not a lot of equity in this house, they share the equity from previous houses.

Hope the ironing board goes to a good home :)

I'm sure that house holds lots of bad memories - it's probably both of them starting out new anyway. Maybe then can sell it to a bunch of college kids as yet another "off-campus dorm".

[ElizabethAZ]

the puzzle thing is U-G-L-Y and a testament to personal vanity. Was that one of her much ballyhoooed Art Projects?

Yes, you must have missed it. She went on and on about it and was so proud at the time.

[blondmom]

she must be heartbroken to see her home and her children's rooms shown in a public way. i feel genuinely bad for her, it looked like they had a nice life...so much to give up.

if it were left to my husband to pick up a home before viewing...it would have socks and shoes everywhere, so considering that...i think the place looks pretty good

[listener13]

she must be heartbroken to see her home and her children's rooms shown in a public way. i feel genuinely bad for her, it looked like they had a nice life...so much to give up.

if it were left to my husband to pick up a home before viewing...it would have socks and shoes everywhere, so considering that...i think the place looks pretty good

I agree - Dave isn't going to be offered a job as a professional stager, but he did a pretty good job.

It's a shame to see how she threw away what looked to be a good life.

[pax]

Yeah, it really looks like a home! Those poor kids...

[des1969]

I'm sure the reason why she doesn't have any of their furniture now is because Dave has the kids most of the time. I'm sure once the house is sold, they will divi up what's there.

I agree with you blondmom...I'm sure she's looking at her life now and realize how stupid stupid STUPID she was to give up so much because of her addictions.

[pax]

That said, des1969, there must be some crazy, painful stuff in her past that she tried to bury with drugs and alcohol. I hope she figures it out.

[listener13]

Tuesday December 4, 2007 1pm: Laura and I did TOMMYTUBE today after the show. We went to UTC. It should be up soon on www.jeffandjer.com .

Okay, I need to tell you something! I’ve been noticing this more and more each week and it happens quite often now and this is very serious. I can lose my life instantly or hurt someone very innocent if I don’t correct this. I’ve been “almost falling asleep” while driving. I find myself all of a sudden very tired and my eyes are really heavy then I crank the air conditioner and turn up the music and start to try to stay up and I find myself at times on the edge of falling asleep hard. I can fall asleep in a split second and if that happened to me while driving, the result can be deadly.

So, right now I need to take a nap, because my eyes are blinking and it’s tough to stay up. I don’t know if my snoring and trying hard not to snore is keeping me up and not sleeping and adding to this. I do find myself waking up at 2am which is 2 hours too early.

So, I will make sure this never happens again, but it’s very strange that I can’t keep my eyes from being open right!!!

I need to go to bed.

Looks like his trainwreck of a life is status quo.

[ElizabethAZ]

Maybe so, Pax, but that doesn't make it okay for her to create new crazy, painful stuff in her own kids' lives.

[SDchick]

I'm sure the reason why she doesn't have any of their furniture now is because Dave has the kids most of the time. I'm sure once the house is sold, they will divi up what's there.

I agree with you blondmom...I'm sure she's looking at her life now and realize how stupid stupid STUPID she was to give up so much because of her addictions.
I can only "pray" (as Tubby does I'm sure) that LBM truly does realize how stupid she was to give up so much.

Unfortunately, the way she acts, takes no responsibility, blames Dave on "giving up" and not "taking their vows seriously" I think she's still in deep denial about her actions.

I'd have SO much more respect for that woman if she could just be real and admit her side of things. Take responsibility for once Laura!

[SDchick]

I can only "pray" (as Tubby does I'm sure) that LBM truly does realize how stupid she was to give up so much.

Unfortunately, the way she acts, takes no responsibility, blames Dave on "giving up" and not "taking their vows seriously" I think she's still in deep denial about her actions.

I'd have SO much more respect for that woman if she could just be real and admit her side of things. Take responsibility for once Laura!

Sorry to pull a Dil here, but I was looking at what I just posted, and it hit me! Doesn't she have to do the 12 steps to sobriety? I've seen enough tv to remember that usually takes place.

What are the steps? I should Google, I know, but in those steps, does one of them have anything to do with acceptance/taking responsibility for your actions? Aplogizing to those you've wronged?

Seems to me if that's one of the steps, she ain't there yet. Otherwise she'd be talking to Dave and asking his forgiveness, and since she seems so bitter and "blameful" towards him, I wonder if it will ever happen!

[boris85]

That said, des1969, there must be some crazy, painful stuff in her past that she tried to bury with drugs and alcohol. I hope she figures it out.

what are you Pax (aka Paxil) - Laura Loser's long lost friend, Laura Loser in disguise, or the president of her fan club? If your nose were any further up her wide behind, you'd be a third boob. And the ironing board is better know as her "line buddy."

[des1969]

Yup, one of the steps is asking forgiveness of the people that have been affected by your addictions. Unfortunately in her case, until she is willing to admit Dave was the wronged party and not her, she won't be able to complete that step. It's called self-awareness and she does NOT have it. It's very evident in her diaries that she blames Dave for not "taking our vows seriously". Please. I'm sure their vows were tested again and again with all of her ridiculous behavior

[OneKidOneDogMom]

XXXL's latest blob sounds like a ringing self-diagnosis of sleep apnea or narcolepsy...

If the man was smart, he would pick up the phone and call the Doctor for an appointment asap.

And since he blobbed this for all to read, Station Management should DEMAND that he see a Doctor before he *does* fall asleep while driving and kill someone...

What a trainwreck!

[SDGirl87]

I was thinking the same thing OKODM.

He is CLUELESS if he doesn't do something about this. Now.

[cattychathy]

Sorry to pull a Dil here, but I was looking at what I just posted, and it hit me! Doesn't she have to do the 12 steps to sobriety? I've seen enough tv to remember that usually takes place.

What are the steps? I should Google, I know, but in those steps, does one of them have anything to do with acceptance/taking responsibility for your actions? Aplogizing to those you've wronged?

Seems to me if that's one of the steps, she ain't there yet. Otherwise she'd be talking to Dave and asking his forgiveness, and since she seems so bitter and "blameful" towards him, I wonder if it will ever happen!

You are forgetting, she is a "big deal." 12 step programs don't apply to big deals. Instead she gets to complete a more simplified 6 step program.

Step 1 - Be forced to go to rehab unwillingly. Note the facility must be exclusive-for-big-deals-only and been the subject of an Oprah show.

Step 2 - Follow up rehab with an extended lark at the beach where your only worries are whether your beach cruiser gets a flat and that your fellow rehab-ers think you are a big deal.

Step 3 - Act like you've poured your heart out to your listeners when really you are telling only half-truths so that your listeners think you are a big deal.

Step 4 - Cohabitate with another big deal user.

Step 5 - Participate in a big deal celebrity dance contest to reinforce your big deal status.

Step 6- Fart in front of your chiropractor so he knows what a big deal sounds like.

[11ListenerNot]

I could only bear to watch a couple of minutes of Tubbytube. Laura did not stand still for one second!! It drives me crazy. I know someone on here mentioned that it could be some kind of physical thing, maybe the meds she is on now?? It was just so annoying. Tubby was wearing a black knit shirt (you know they say back slims the body).. NOT in his case

[DeeTroit]

FH is probably CLUELESS enough to have an email address like [email protected]

The National Association of Broadcasters = NAB

and something like an easily identifiable internet provider like COX which services PQ.............

Just sayin.....

[blondmom]

i think she should refuse to do Tommytube, i don't think it is good for her..it exploits her problems. Tommy is just using her "issues" for his own gain.

without her, what would he be filming?

[Elton]

[I]In other words, FH is Conceptis!!!

No, I've PMed privately with Conceptis. Not FH.
Not everyone who writes something negative here is FH.

[kbrit89352]

Why oh why did I watch that Tommytub episode? And why oh why does Laura fidget so? So many questions, so little time.

[RowdyOne]

"FH is Conceptis"...No, I've PMed privately with Conceptis. Not FH.
Not everyone who writes something negative here is FH. Duh. Most of us can identify FH's writing by analyzing his blahgy blob; it is so obvious. And I think you missed the point of Jake's insightful, sarcastic, tongue-firmly-in-cheek, post.

[Elton]

And I think you missed the point of Jake's insightful, sarcastic, tongue-firmly-in-cheek, post.

Probably, because I just skim them.
But I've seen others attempt to ID FH on here as being this or that poster.

[Wabbitsd]

I'll take it a step further. (Tommy and his sleep problem) Sounds to me like he should be looking at getting a stress test for heart issues.

[Wabbitsd]

Oh, catty chathy, can you add another step?

"Get your buddies to have San Diego Family Magazine hype you as a hard working Mom who has had to endure unbelieveable strife and has come out on top of the world."

elton, we all like to speculate, that's half the fun. Are you, in fact, Mike Aguirre? I just happen to be Bonnie Dumanis...:wavey2:

[Elton]

Are you, in fact, Mike Aguirre? I just happen to be Bonnie Dumanis...:wavey2:

No, I am Bonnie Dumanis!
"Will the real Bonnie Dumanis please stand up?"

[iamsheens]

I wont lie I really like Laura's house...the crossword blanket? whatever it is does not belong above a fireplace mantle....I cant believe she screwed her life up...seeing her house made the whole situation so much more real...to see what she gave up for booze and drugs...its sad...

I just wonder if she is having to still help with the morgatage...maybe thats why she waited so long to move out of Tommy's cause she is still having to help pay for the house....

[ElizabethAZ]

Sheens, her fireplace has those concrete squares, so she decided to paint them all different colors so they would look like a crossword puzzle, then she put the names in. Not something I would leave up if I was trying to sell--way too personalized.

[iamsheens]

Sheens, her fireplace has those concrete squares, so she decided to paint them all different colors so they would look like a crossword puzzle, then she put the names in. Not something I would leave up if I was trying to sell--way too personalized.

OMG thats even worse than what I thought it was.....what a horrible idea...I watch enough HGTV to know the first thing to do is de-personalize your home....Ugh people will see that fireplace disaster and be turned off from the house, just means more work they will have to do to the house....

wow I actually just sounded like I halfway knew what I was talking about....haha

[Elton]

When I read LBM's diary I could swear she is purposely writing stuff to play into the discussion here -- sort of like she's living up to our bad expectations. I mean, it's gotten to the point that I could write her diary based on her "character."

Her shallow inability to see her bad parenting and her own self-centeredness never cease to amaze me. Yet she's totally into analyzing those reality shows!

[Halinn]

Lauras listing is shows it as a short sale....is'nt that preforeclosure? What the heck have these people done with their money??? Two adults with above average paying jobs and in their 40's......and the best they can buy is IKEA. Wow Laura must have really BLOWed away lots of cash......LOSER:disa:

[Layla]

Lauras listing is shows it as a short sale....is'nt that preforeclosure? What the heck have these people done with their money??? Two adults with above average paying jobs and in their 40's......and the best they can buy is IKEA. Wow Laura must have really BLOWed away lots of cash......LOSER:disa:
Not necessarily. A short sale is a negotiation for a reduced payoff. It could be that they went to their lender, explained the situation, and they probably owe more than what the house is worth. The bank can get more in a short sale than if the Cains stop making payments and DO get foreclosed upon.

[iamsheens]

Lauras listing is shows it as a short sale....is'nt that preforeclosure? What the heck have these people done with their money??? Two adults with above average paying jobs and in their 40's......and the best they can buy is IKEA. Wow Laura must have really BLOWed away lots of cash......LOSER:disa:

haha and ikea is my boyfriends favorite place...then again we are poor 20 something year olds...hahaha...

Yeah all the ikea stuff did seem like a college student or young adult living on their own for the first time....not a family. No offense to ikea fans...

[blondmom]

i think it looks like a family lives there with 2 kids, not a staged home...a family home. you wouldn't even know the sad circumstances from looking at it, it looks like a happy home to me.

i feel a little sorry for her, or maybe sympathetic...but what a mess she made.

[Transplant]

Well, for all that TV she watches, she sure doesn't watch any home selling/staging shows. But wouldn't common sense tell you to put away the ironing board before you take pictures? Nearly 1/2 acre under $700K in SD sounds good, but that backyard is a mess.

And paint over that crossword puzzle thing already! No one will want to buy a house that is so personalized....or maybe since she is such a "big deal," people will want to leave it there so they can say "Laura Cain used to live here."

I'm sorry...call me the "TRANSPLANTED SNOB" but has that woman ever heard of WINDOW TREATMENTS?????????

[Elton]

Here's a link to the house's virtual tour:

http://www.previewfirst.com/ViewVirtualTour.do?id=15808

OK, I feel like a stalker for posting this. But, well...

[Elton]

OMG, the dirt in the "backyard"! The stained carpeting! The piles of crap in the family room! And they expect to sell it that way?

And couldn't they have taken off the pool cover before shooting the picture?
I find the details in this house (except the kitchen) rather appalling considering the amount of $$$ LBM and Davecain make. She must have been "blowing" through it like crazy.

[pax]

I know what you mean, Elton. Years ago I distinctly remember thinking to myself - how the hell does LBM always claim to be broke when she's got to be making a decent income and Dave, as a commercial airline pilot, is probably making around $100K. Where is their money going????

Now we all know. I wonder if LBM has ever added up the amount of money she's spent on drugs?

[pax]

BTW & FYI Boris - my moniker means peace.

[ElizabethAZ]

Rowdy made some suggestions

[Carol]

I do not enjoy the house :(

[ElizabethAZ]

It is sad to see a house like that when you know it represents a broken family.

--now where is my signature? it shows in my preview--

[11th Reader]

I agree with Carol, I don't care much for the house...there's something about it that I just don't like. The kitchen is definitely the best aspect, but Layla's right...so out of place in that house. Also, I hate stand alone stoves...I need a counter next to the stove so I can chop up and throw in there. Not practical at all, but I guess it was designed for LBM, so practicality wasn't an issue since it wouldn't be used.

[RowdyOne]

elizabeth, your signature only appears once on a DC page... so maybe on 520 it will be OK... ??

[listener13]

You know that she never cooked a damn thing in that kitchen except maybe some Mac and Cheese and mix brownies....so a stand alone stove - no problem for her. You have to remember that she was a very busy "working mom" - she worked 4 hours a day, if that. And then she needed her 4 hour nap - so that's 8 hours, people. She had no time for gourmet meals.

[insightbyjake]

Probably, because I just skim them.
But I've seen others attempt to ID FH on here as being this or that poster.

"Skim them?"

Do you understand how long it takes to hyphenate? And all I get is a "skim?"

Elton at the Musée du Louvre: "You've seen one La Giocondo, you've seen them all. Let's skim through the rest of this stuff."


P.S. Lest anyone think I'm comparing my posts with Leonardo Da Vinci's fine work, I jest. You see, I am using satire.

This is my way of using "..a literary composition, in verse or prose, in which human folly and vice are held up to scorn, derision, or ridicule," in an effort to off-set dismissive comments.

I may be thin-skinned, but I'm vengeful.



P.P.S. Okay, you see, if you skim that last sentence, you'd miss the humor, as well. I set up a compare/contrast, only to make it void of contrast. "I may be short, but I'm slow."


P.P.P.S. Hey, maybe Elton is FH!??! Hmmmm.....

[insightbyjake]

BTW & FYI Boris - my moniker means peace.

Pax, I couldn't be more at peace with your moniker.

After all, multum in parvo.

And may I encourage you, tu ne cede malis sed contra audentior ito.



P.S. "Some" of you might want to just skim through this part, it's greek to many.

[pax]

Jake, I congruo amicus. (Or something like that.)

[Smitty]

I believe I spy a wine bottle in the wine rack next to the fridge Laura hasn't touched yet! Could it be????


http://sandicorpics.sandicor.com/MediaDisplay/83/hr1000593683-4.jpg

[Mom2ThreeBoys]

I just don't 'get' the house. It's a strange floorplan. Was the family room off the kitchen once a garage? I can see the car in the carport in the photo in Smitty's post, so wouldn't everyone be able to see right in at night with those huge uncovered floor-to-ceiling windows? What happened to the church pews? The kitchen is beautiful, but three exposed sides on the stove just screams three times the burn opportunities for little kids.

It's sad to see this. It really brings to life what she threw away.

[Wabbitsd]

Ok, you real estate types...is this house designed/built by a guy named "Drogan"? it looks a lot like my parents' home in PL...there is another grouping of these homes built in the 1960's in Del Cerro, and up on the Interstate 5 side of La Jolla...they were a group of tract homes, but had that same open beam ceiling, the dark beams, the angled windows, etc. etc. It's very similar, but looks somewhat like someone did some "Let's make this hip" remodeling. If I remember correctly, LBM was talking about how she and Dave had to go in and install a cheap IKEA laminate flooring to get the loan that they wanted...anyone else remember that? So Ikea is kinda expected. It's ok if you like that style. some of the Ikea stuff is good "Frank Lloyd Wright" minimalism design...but sure doesn't convey the idea that "I have arrived." i think the putting green was probably more expensive than the whole kitchen/dining and living room furniture...does anyone know if DC put that putting green in? Was the lap pool already in, too? The kitchen, at least to me, as others said...is nice, but strangely out of place in that house. But it must have been what LBM wanted...she did make a point out of saying she was very involved in picking everything out....

[insightbyjake]

Jake, I congruo amicus. (Or something like that.)
That would mean you and I are,
cum mortuis in lingua mortua,

or something like that... :)

[Conceptis]

I, Conceptis, hereby agree that in the spirit of the holidays and in just being a good neighbor will not post anything negative about certain parties of the showgram here again. I further agree to promote the showgram as what it truly is: Innovative, inspirational, spiritual (even to animals), cutting edge, top notch, at the peak of brilliance, and most of all an excellently produced show, in fact the best in all of San Diego.

[insightbyjake]

Here's the part where Elton "skims."

[RedWillow]

Ok, you real estate types...is this house designed/built by a guy named "Drogan"? it looks a lot like my parents' home in PL...there is another grouping of these homes built in the 1960's in Del Cerro, and up on the Interstate 5 side of La Jolla...they were a group of tract homes, but had that same open beam ceiling, the dark beams, the angled windows, etc. etc. It's very similar, but looks somewhat like someone did some "Let's make this hip" remodeling.

I've been in a home of similar design myself - so much so, that until I saw the pool, I thought it was the one I visited!

The kitchen was in the middle, in an almost passage-way style between the living area and the bedroom area.

It also had a sunken round bathtub - tres 60's.

[RedWillow]

Tuesday December 4, 2007 1pm: Laura and I did TOMMYTUBE today after the show. We went to UTC. It should be up soon on www.jeffandjer.com .

Okay, I need to tell you something! I’ve been noticing this more and more each week and it happens quite often now and this is very serious. I can lose my life instantly or hurt someone very innocent if I don’t correct this. I’ve been “almost falling asleep” while driving. I find myself all of a sudden very tired and my eyes are really heavy then I crank the air conditioner and turn up the music and start to try to stay up and I find myself at times on the edge of falling asleep hard. I can fall asleep in a split second and if that happened to me while driving, the result can be deadly.

So, right now I need to take a nap, because my eyes are blinking and it’s tough to stay up. I don’t know if my snoring and trying hard not to snore is keeping me up and not sleeping and adding to this. I do find myself waking up at 2am which is 2 hours too early.

So, I will make sure this never happens again, but it’s very strange that I can’t keep my eyes from being open right!!!

I need to go to bed.

Looks like his trainwreck of a life is status quo.

It looks like he has all the classic symptoms of sleep apnea, and yet he does not want to seek medical advice.

[RedWillow]

Here's the part where Elton "skims."

Perhaps you should stutter? Then, when Elton skims, she/he? might trip?

:hihi:

[insightbyjake]

I, Conceptis, hereby agree that in the spirit of the holidays and in just being a good neighbor will not post anything negative about certain parties here again. I further agree to promote the showgram as what it truly is: Innovative, inspirational, spiritual (even to animals), cutting edge, top notch, at the peak of brilliance, and most of all an excellently produced show, in fact the best in all of San Diego.

Allow me to further protect you, from the effort of Conceptis to communicate a desire to depart the thread...


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Now, as further proof that Conceptis is posting a tounge-in-cheek, "I've lost all cognitive function," comment, let us all agree this description indicates Conceptis' evaluative ability, is moribund:

"Innovative, inspirational, spiritual (even to animals), cutting edge, top notch, at the peak of brilliance, and most of all and excellently produced show, in fact the best in all of San Diego."

P.S. That "bit" that Jer did about pigs and chickens and stuff.....wow, "I'm not a human, .... I am an animal."

As in, "male-chauvinist-pig?"

[Newer Reader]

I, Conceptis, hereby agree that in the spirit of the holidays and in just being a good neighbor will not post anything negative about certain parties here again. I further agree to promote the showgram as what it truly is: Innovative, inspirational, spiritual (even to animals), cutting edge, top notch, at the peak of brilliance, and most of all an excellently produced show, in fact the best in all of San Diego.

Oh dear, Conceptis is back, but she's not quite right. Put down the grape juice, dear, and come tell us what happened...

NR

[Wabbitsd]

I just picked myself up off the floor after reading the Conceptis post. Something ain't right in Mayberry, Miz Scarlett.

[BecInCA]

:bump: Bump

[SDGirl87]

Will someone please tell me when we started needing a doctorate in linguistic expression to belong? I feel so inadequate...and CLUELESS :shrug: :|

[BecInCA]

I, Conceptis, hereby agree that in the spirit of the holidays and in just being a good neighbor will not post anything negative about certain parties here again. I further agree to promote the showgram as what it truly is: Innovative, inspirational, spiritual (even to animals), cutting edge, top notch, at the peak of brilliance, and most of all an excellently produced show, in fact the best in all of San Diego.


Yikes! Another woman who is obviously being threatened by FH. It's okay Conceptis, he can't continue to get away with this. We'll protect you. We know what the real story is behind all of this *&%!$ that you're being forced to spew about the Spewgram.

[ElizabethAZ]

Is that a hallway behind the stove? I thought it was a wall. That is a very weird placement--I can't imagine not having counter space next to the stove. I agree, three sides open would be strange. Luckily it doesn't get much use.

[Jammie J.]

After viewing the pictures of the Cain residence, I think I have major pool envy.

I swim 6 days a week for 45 minutes each day at the gym pool and have to jockey for a lane. Oh to be a Big Deal and have my own pool in my back yard. Yes, I think I've identified major pool envy. :bigeyes:

Hey FH, you'll know who I am by my green hair!

[SDGirl87]

You know what I see when I look at that house? A fire trap. That brush is TOUCHING the house. A good stiff wind and a spark and that entire house is GONE.

[GirlfromOR]

That is a hallway behind the stove? I was having a hard time figuring out why that wall (with the mirror) looked so weird. I also don't like the giant rug in the middle of the kitchen.

[Elton]

Here's the part where Elton "skims."

Let it go. You've mentioned it three times now.
What I said wasn't personal toward you -- I skim other posts, too, as I'm sure others here do.
Quit being a bully by continuing to call me out and harping on that.

[insightbyjake]

Let it go. You've mentioned it three times now.
What I said wasn't personal toward you -- I skim other posts, too, as I'm sure others here do.
Quit being a bully by continuing to call me out and harping on that.

"Bully....harping.....mentioned it three times now...."

Wait... are you my former girlfriend?!?

I KNEW I recognized the pattern of your comments!

"Let it go....."

Oh yeah, it's all coming back to me.....

Her: "You'll never meet another girl like me..."

Me: "For God's sake, I hope not! Why would I want to meet another girl like you? I'm breaking up with you!"

[insightbyjake]

FH is probably CLUELESS enough to have an email address like [email protected]

.....

I misread. I thought it was luvnap -- in honor of sleep apnea following rotund, sweaty, afternoon, body slapping.

[insightbyjake]

Man, was I CLUELESS!

[Wabbitsd]

Sometimes I skim Jake's posts (only after I read them in great detail, hyphen by hyphen, of course). Once you read them thoroughly, you are able to receive the original, but SECRET message intended by reading them backwards. I keep hearing "paul is dead. paul is dead." And then there is an image of a dream figure wearing a black leather jacket and sunglasses walking backwards through a mirror into Hades.

ok, Jake. do you know the cult poem that inspired Jean Cocteau's film about a motorcycle gang entering the underworld? :)

[SDGirl87]

"Skim them?"

Do you understand how long it takes to hyphenate? And all I get is a "skim?"


That-made-me-spit-my-coffee-out-as-I-laughed-out-loud-for-real!!!!!

[SDGirl87]

Bon matin! Guten Morgen! Boa manhã! Доброе утро! ¡Buenos días!

Our word for the day, by request is

HOLLY BALLS!

[SDGirl87]

Tuesday December 4, 2007 6:30pm
Tuesday, December 4, 2007 at 10:57pm

Tuesday December 4, 2007 6:30pm: The next few days are a big deal to me! I consider December 5th as a positive date of remembrance.Really? Funny, when I think about the loved ones that I've lost, I hardly call the date that they died a positive day of rememberance. In fact, I miss them quite a bit and am sad. My happier thoughts are saved for days that don't involve the day that they left my life forever. My brother Frank passed away 10 years ago. Oh!! That was when you learned about AA/NA for the first time! I don't think of it as a sad date. I smile when I think of my brother. Well, he's stil with you in the ORBS...right? Does that mean he ever really left? I know he's here with me. Oh...yes. The Orbs. He was Vanessa's favorite uncle. (she was 3!!) He took care of my mom more than anyone. He had his demons, but that was long ago I'd say roughly 10 years or soand long forgotten and for 10 years, I know he's been here floating around from home to home checking on my mom, my sisters, and my children, and maybe even me. I'm sure he's getting a kick or wants to kick you. Hard to say for sure out of me walking and hiking as I did in 2007 and I'm sure he shakes his head when I get off my diet and when I go up and down and up and up and up in my weight.Yes, nothing is quite as amusing as watching your psychosis riddled younger brother walk up and down a hill as he watches the scale somehow mathematically add and subtract pounds at random!

One memory, I would love to share with you about my brother Frank is probably a high school football game back in 1972. It was Castle Park against Sweetwater at CPH and it was a homecoming game. I was 8 years old and my brother wore # 1 on his jersey. It was a very important game and Frank was the running back. He was keyed on by the defense, so at halftime, the coaches in an illegal move switched my brothers jersey with the 2nd string running back # 14 Greg Gomez. Frank wore his jersey and Greg wore Frank's jersey. Nobody fell for it, but it was a cool feeling in the stands that moment when everyone was saying "hey Frank is wearing #14"......Ok...SOMEONE tell me why this is "cool"??? I seriously don't get it. No really...so they illegally switched out a jersey on 2 kids for who knows what reason, and ????????

Just wanted to share that with you! WHY?

The 2nd thing that is a big deal to me and perhaps THE BIGGEST DEAL TO ME this week is my daughter Vanessa. My daugther Vanessa becomes a teenager. I am very proud of her and I am so happy my spoiling of her didn't turn her into a spoiled little girl.Thank you Danell!! She is spoiled, but I love it. That's my girl and although it is very geeky for her to show affection to her dad from time to time in front of her friends,at 13? My Dad was still very cool and I had NO problem showing him affection at 13. it is so cool to watch my daughter grow up watch from a distance, that isand be the same age as I wasand still am mentally and triggering memories to when I was a kid and making sure she doesn't meet up with anyone like me. That's my goal is to make sure she doesn't meet up with a 13 year old "me".That SCREAMS volumes. Perhaps you could make some changes so your daughter eventually COULD meet someone like you and be proud of it. Most girls look to their Dads for their example of how men should treat them and what to expect. Your daugther has been taught that casual sex, drugs, partying and self centeredness is what she should look for in a mate. Way to go. I love you Vanessa so much and I am proud of you and happy birthday Thursday. Lets go shopping!Because nothing quite says I LOVE YOU like a good trip to Nordies. Silly me. I always thought my Dad spending TIME with me...and just me...was his way of telling me that he loves me.

The next thing that is a big deal but more for my friend is SOBRIETY! Too bad it's still not a big deal to you. You could learn a lot from your friend who has sworn off of artifical stimulants and chosen to try and deal with life like most of us do. Maybe one day you'll get that message. One of my dearest friends celebrates 9 months of sobriety on Thursday of this week! You have worked with this woman for 15 years and it took her going to REHAB to become one of your "dearest friends". That's odd. My "dearest friends" are people that have been in my life for YEARS and I've actually had a relationship with them for that entire time My friend has become friends with my fiance and that to me is really cool. Why? What does it matter if your co-worker is friends with your fiance? Dreaming of a 3some are you?? (oops, did I say that out loud?) I'll never forget those early days in March and now that it's December, I am SO SO SO SO FRICKIN amazed at what my friend has accomplished not only for her with sobriety, but for other friends she has that she met at rehab and are going through it as well.What SHE has accomplished for other people??? Ummmmmmmmmmmmmok Laura is the strongest person from that place. And you are basing your pronouncement of her being the stronest person in that place (what place, exactly??) on what??? She would be the valedictorian for darn sure. Again, how can you say that? She has 9 months of sobriety. That's huge and it deserves to be recognized and honored...but it's no more significant than anyone else who reaches that milestone. LOTS of people with addiction issues have much much much harder lives than Laura does, and they somehow manage to not only overcome their addictions, but actually work their program and learn that the world does not revolve around them. She hasn't gotten that yet. People call her for help and for a talk. That's scary. Laura inspires me to be a better person! So when do we get to see evidence of this? I'm just asking. I love Laura Cain! I thought you loved Michelle? I'm confused. She's my 2nd best friend. She's family. What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, unless there's rings and a ceremony involved??? Congratulations Laura!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That I will support. Congratulations Laura. I have a lot of respect for you for making this 9 month mark. I know it has not been easy. Keep up the good work.

[SDGirl87]

Wednesday December 5, 2007 4:55am
Wednesday, December 5, 2007 at 9:21am

Wednesday December 5, 2007 4:55am: Okay, I just got home! I was at Michelle’s. She actually is trying hard to help me with my sleeping patterns. GOD BLESS HER. She put me to bed at 8pm and I only woke up at 2am to do some work and then went back to bed and woke up at 4:15am and I feel really refreshed. She did leave the room once most likely because of my snoring and I will get to the bottom of that and I appreciate all your emails and calls about what you think I should do and where to go BESIDES the obvious of losing weight. Okay, enough of that.

So, I leave Michelle’s this morning, I just put on my shoes, but I don’t tie them because I knew I would just be driving to my home and run upstairs to take a shower. So, I don’t tie my shoes! I drive home and I open my garage and run in the house, my shoelace gets stuck on the bottom of the screen door and I get pulled back, the bigger door to the house swings out and back and hits me in the forehead, I fall to the ground and I’m still stuck, I kick the screen door and that makes my knee hit the bigger door again and that swings out and back and hits me again in the forehead. I immediately say to myself, WHERE IS TOMMYTUBE when you need it and Lucy, the 3 stooges, and Laurel and Hardy would all be proud of me for my entrance this morning in to my own home!

I think I have THE LETTER for Breaking and Entering. I’m ahead of schedule by one day with the letters, so I am going to sit on this letter for one more day, just in case I get one that may be the more appropriate one. I will let you know about it in a way that doesn’t give up the family and maybe you can help if you wish.

Hey, I was on the phone all day long and emailing Jenny McCarthy’s people. Make sure you remember to listen on Monday JANUARY 14th to Jeff and Jer on Star 94.1…..Jenny will be in studio at 7:30 to talk about autism. If you have a child with autism OR if you know someone with a child with autism, please bring this to their attention, because this show will be a good one. Jenny has a lot she wants to say.

Today, I see the kids later, but right after the show I’m back at the mall. HEY, speaking of that, WATCH TOMMYTUBE. Which dress should Laura get for Jingle Ball? It’s strange, but I feel more comfortable buying women’s clothing than clothes for myself. Today, I have to go gets some pants to wear and I’m dreading it big time.

NOTE: I just stopped typing for about 20 seconds because I don’t want to get the pants. I wish I could wear my usual walking clothes to Jingle Ball and those Holiday Parties,

Well, it’s 5:05am and I haven’t even taken a shower. I immediately made my Dick Van Dyke entrance to my own home and told you about it.

Have a great day!

[11th Reader]

I wish I could wear my usual walking clothes to Jingle Ball and those Holiday Parties,

You mean the only outfit that still fits you?

[insightbyjake]

Sometimes I skim Jake's posts (only after I read them in great detail, hyphen by hyphen, of course). Once you read them thoroughly, you are able to receive the original, but SECRET message intended by reading them backwards. I keep hearing "paul is dead. paul is dead." And then there is an image of a dream figure wearing a black leather jacket and sunglasses walking backwards through a mirror into Hades.

ok, Jake. do you know the cult poem that inspired Jean Cocteau's film about a motorcycle gang entering the underworld? :)

I want to say Orpheus, but with limited certainty.

I do know in Cocteau's film, the ending is more pleasant than the tearing limb from limb that the myth describes.

Hey, keep that reading backwards bit on the QT.

[boris85]

BTW & FYI Boris - my moniker means peace.

Actually, I know what it means. I studied linguistics in the great halls of Oxford in between trips to the Congo and Nigeria. Moniker (of Irish orgin) equates to a person's name, especially a nickname or alias. Yours appears tied to the art of Laura worship - either that or you're one of Jeff;s misguided cooking-baking Christian followers.

[pax]

Actually, I'm a sympathetic human being (agnostic, BTW) who gives everyone the benefit of the doubt. That said, I think the show completely sucks and LBM totally effed up her life for a little fun.

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt that you are not a complete ass, just someone trying to stir up a goofy board. :)

[boris85]

After viewing the pictures of the Cain residence, I think I have major pool envy.

I swim 6 days a week for 45 minutes each day at the gym pool and have to jockey for a lane. Oh to be a Big Deal and have my own pool in my back yard. Yes, I think I've identified major pool envy. :bigeyes:

Hey FH, you'll know who I am by my green hair!

To think of her having a pool with her parenting skills - or lack thereof - is horrifying. They are lucky they didn't drown when mommy was passed out or in bed with a neighbor - or both (not Chip's daddies, of course).

[boris85]

Actually, I'm a sympathetic human being (agnostic, BTW) who gives everyone the benefit of the doubt. That said, I think the show completely sucks and LBM totally effed up her life for a little fun.

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt that you are not a complete ass, just someone trying to stir up a goofy board. :)

Quite interesting Boy Friday.

[zodiac]

SDGirl, your additions to FH's blog are great!! Thanks for the good read! :laugh:

[insightbyjake]

Actually, I know what it means. I studied linguistics in the great halls of Oxford in between trips to the Congo and Nigeria. Moniker (of Irish orgin) equates to a person's name, especially a nickname or alias. Yours appears tied to the art of Laura worship - either that or you're one of Jeff;s misguided cooking-baking Christian followers.

Baking Christian followers.....? Hmm....

I imagine they're better lightly salted. :cheers:

P.S. I hate it when guys named "Jake" call in with their lame needs.

Let's see, I need to make a major decision regarding my wife's desire for major surgery.....who to call?......hmmm......Oh wait!! I know! I'll call Jeff and Jer!

Their years of medical school training make them perfect candidates for surgical consultation!

[zodiac]

To think of her having a pool with her parenting skills - or lack thereof - is horrifying. They are lucky they didn't drown when mommy was passed out or in bed with a neighbor - or both (not Chip's daddies, of course).

At least they did the best possible thing and installed a fence around the pool when they moved in.
And regarding someone's earlier post, yes I think they put in the putting green shortly after they moved in. It might have even been a present from Laura to Dave, I can't remember.

[Wabbitsd]

Good guess, Jake. I can't believe you are old enough to know that one.

[boris85]

At least they did the best possible thing and installed a fence around the pool when they moved in.
And regarding someone's earlier post, yes I think they put in the putting green shortly after they moved in. It might have even been a present from Laura to Dave, I can't remember.

The fence could've been installed to make the house easier to sell - who knows. I mean, the kids have access to knives, blow torches, ladders, trampolines, etc. - a fence can't stop them. In fact, it probably has a door that is unlocked.

[SDchick]

At least they did the best possible thing and installed a fence around the pool when they moved in.
And regarding someone's earlier post, yes I think they put in the putting green shortly after they moved in. It might have even been a present from Laura to Dave, I can't remember.
It was a VERY BIG DEAL kind of segment, as I recall!

Laura was very upset, because Dave wanted to put in the fake grass. At first she was loving the fake stuff, but it made better radio for her to "hate" it... so she switched opinions.

Then Dave called in, talked about how he wanted a putting green of sorts, etc...

At least it was nice to hear NiceDave's voice on the radio. I'm glad he "won" the fake grass, if only to have it for a little while

[des1969]

Before ya'll start hatin' on me, keep reading.....

I was on my way into work this morning, listening to DSC as usual when I switched over at a commercial for a second to J&J...my timing couldn't have been better. Jer was eating on the air (again) and was apologizing for it by saying, "sorry folks, this is really bad radio!". Finally, an admission of guilt. As I was coming down from my I-actually-agreed-with-something-Jeriatric-said shock, he felt it necessary to inform the listeners that Jeff was in the bathroom

I quickly changed the station back to 101.5 and was AGAIN reminded why I don't listen to those idiots.

[11ListenerNot]

They are always making fun of Hanni's accent, almost mocking him. At least he takes it in stride. Did anyone hear him singing christmas songs? The first couple of days were actually kind of funny, but today was horrible. Couldn't even listen to all of it. Also, everytime they ask about the soup of the day, and Hanni gives the list Je*k asks which one is vegetarian. Hello, brocolli/cheese soup, I think so! idiot

[iamsheens]

after looking at the virtual tour of laura's house i realized the house layout is very awkward. I like the high ceilings and beams, the kitchen is nice but the clutter at the desk, the kids toys, and the fake grass do not jive with me...fake grass is nice but I actually thought when I first saw the house that they had a miniature golf area in the backyard...it just is odd....the house is okay the virtual tour really changed my stance on the house though...

[Sapphie]

I figured out the true identity of Conceptis...it's none other than Randle P. McMurphy.....sadly, "they" got to her, and now we'll have to put a pillow over her face and smother her, poor thing....

Nice post this morning on Tommy's blog SDGirl :)

SDReadhead and others...thanks for the nice words..it's always good to know you've given someone a smile :)

SDReadhead again:...I forgot to answer a question you asked me a while back....my nephew is in Crumlin. Yes, it's very pretty there an' dat! Have you ever read At Swim Two Birds? One of the funniest books I've ever read :)

After watching the latest episode of Crummyboob I felt weirded out by Laura's behaviour...(Tommy's behaviour is always weird). She is obviously nervous in front of a camera so why do it? As for the hideous green wonder she came prancing out in..bleh....my guess is that Tommy the Benefactor bought Laura's dress as well as Michelle's.

[DreamerGal]

Laura's Diary - December 5th, 2007
Wednesday, December 5, 2007 at 12:57pm

Dear Diary,

I've decided that I don't like my Jingle Ball dress. I wasn't even planning on shopping for my outfit yesterday, but it just kind of happened while we were filming Tommytube at the mall. I tried on one dress that was very "Audrina,"…something she'd wear on The Hills. It's super comfortable, but I don't look like slinky skinny little Audrina in the dress. I look more like a black potato sack, I think. Maybe I'm being too hard on myself, but I think not. So, now I have to wait until the size M comes to the house and then, I have to exchange it for something else. I think it was on Oprah, where I heard some fashion lady say if a woman wears something that accentuates her waist, she'll look good. What if said woman has no waist? I think I'm going to find something else.

I had a heart-to-heart conversation with Michelle yesterday afternoon. Thank God Tommy and Michelle were home when I came back with the kids because I needed to cry on someone's shoulder and I didn't want to do it in front of my babies. Michelle sat with me in "my" room for about an hour and we just talked. She helped me more than she'll ever know.

After the talk, the kids and I walked around Tommy's neighborhood and looked at all the beautiful Christmas lights.

Evan wanted to recreate what we did this weekend…Pink Girl. On Saturday, Ev wanted pink sparkly nail polish, so we went to Claire's and bought polish, lip gloss and pink sparkle hair spray. This is what she looked like all day on Saturday…























Tommy's bathtub is still light pink in some spots after we washed her out.

See you tomorrow, Diary.

[DreamerGal]

I couldn't get the photo of Evan to post.

[apollo64j]

I couldn't get the photo of Evan to post.
http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/evan1.jpg

[boris85]

I couldn't get the photo of Evan to post.

Cool! Laura Loser (that is her moniker, Pax(il))posts her kid's pic online - the ultimate in mommy exploitation. I really do feel bad for Laura - such troubles, such worries. Wow, no dress for Jingle Ball with its truly crappy line-up that worsens by the year. There is no jingle left in the balls, my friend! She is forced to wear a dress that does not make her look fat - it reveals that she IS fat. And to think, people are starving and dying in Africa, mourning to loss of their fire-ravaged homes in Southern California; fighting to avoid slaughter in Iraq. Priorities Laura, priorities. Perhaps seeing the show sober (or kind of sober) will enlighten Laura to the fiasco it really is.

[DeeTroit]

LOL Jake, thats I word I would NEVER associate with you. Perhaps a phrase for FH:

Sum, ergo edo

[GGmami]

They are always making fun of Hanni's accent, almost mocking him. At least he takes it in stride. Did anyone hear him singing christmas songs? The first couple of days were actually kind of funny, but today was horrible. Couldn't even listen to all of it. Also, everytime they ask about the soup of the day, and Hanni gives the list Je*k asks which one is vegetarian. Hello, brocolli/cheese soup, I think so! idiot

Their giggling and making fun of his accent make them sound so uneducated. How many of them has ever learned a second language?

[Wabbitsd]

Ok, so I was looking at the picture of LBM's former kitchen...the much ballyhoo'd Bardon Free Gift of wonders...

I was looking for the ideal work triangle that designers say is the most efficient layout for a kitchen. Where everything is within easy reach of the stove, sink and refrig? Anyone find it there? Look at what you would have to do...walk to the Refrig, take osmething out, walk over to the counter to fuss with it, then walk to the sink, then walk to the stove...

I can see LBM right now, running in a panic with a saucepan full of mac and cheese--over to the sink, and tripping over a kid or something else on the floor in the way...

[TJLuv]

Let it go. You've mentioned it three times now.
What I said wasn't personal toward you -- I skim other posts, too, as I'm sure others here do.
Quit being a bully by continuing to call me out and harping on that.


I'm a skimmer! I just look for new information... new dirt... the good stuff... all the talk about what people are making for dinner... i skim. lol

[DreamerGal]

Ok, so I was looking at the picture of LBM's former kitchen...the much ballyhoo'd Bardon Free Gift of wonders...

I was looking for the ideal work triangle that designers say is the most efficient layout for a kitchen. Where everything is within easy reach of the stove, sink and refrig? Anyone find it there? Look at what you would have to do...walk to the Refrig, take osmething out, walk over to the counter to fuss with it, then walk to the sink, then walk to the stove...

I can see LBM right now, running in a panic with a saucepan full of mac and cheese--over to the sink, and tripping over a kid or something else on the floor in the way...

But it looks good, Wabbit ... isn't that what's important?

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Their giggling and making fun of his accent make them sound so uneducated. How many of them has ever learned a second language?

Ahhh, but doesn't Jer(k) speak "italiano"? And Randy probably does know "klingon"....

Maybe we should suggest what language(s) each Spewgram member should learn....

[des1969]

Originally posted by GGmami
Their giggling and making fun of his accent make them sound so uneducated. How many of them has ever learned a second language?

Exactly! My mother, who is an immigrant, always used to say don't make fun of people who have an accent. Chances are they speak more languages than you do

[SDGirl87]

LOL Jake, thats I word I would NEVER associate with you. Perhaps a phrase for FH:

Sum, ergo edo

And for Laura...


Cogito sumere potum alterum

[SDGirl87]

Dear sweet Tommy...


Tace atque abi. :cheers:

Love always,
Your biggest fan club

[Sapphie]

Some of my fave posts from the last 24 hours that made me LOL...I thought I'd condense 'em so I don't have to "skim" through the last few pages again...(btw..I never skim Jake's..!)

SDGirl87: WHATEVER. Here, I'll give you 5. Do you want them across the face or upside the head? (compassion dictates that I give him the choice)

boris85:
From what I hear, Loser is still breastfeeding her kids. That would account for the larger looking door stops.

SDGirl87:
One cannot expect to enter into a forum swinging a sledge hammer and whacking everyone in sight as a friendly hello.

pax: I think Laura is coming along in maturity. I haven't given up hope.

boris85: If your nose were any further up her wide behind, you'd be a third boob.

cattychathy: Step 6- Fart in front of your chiropractor so he knows what a big deal sounds like.

insightbyjake: I may be thin-skinned, but I'm vengeful.

Conceptis: I further agree to promote the showgram as what it truly is: Innovative, inspirational, spiritual (even to animals), cutting edge, top notch, at the peak of brilliance, and most of all an excellently produced show, in fact the best in all of San Diego.

Wabbitsd: Something ain't right in Mayberry, Miz Scarlett.

insightbyjake: Her: "You'll never meet another girl like me..."

Me: "For God's sake, I hope not! Why would I want to meet another girl like you? I'm breaking up with you!"

SDGirl87:...Yes, nothing is quite as amusing as watching your psychosis riddled younger brother walk up and down a hill as he watches the scale somehow mathematically add and subtract pounds at random!...
and: ..Because nothing quite says I LOVE YOU like a good trip to Nordies.

insightbyjake: Baking Christian followers.....? Hmm....

I imagine they're better lightly salted.

boris85: There is no jingle left in the balls, my friend!

SDGirl87: And for Laura...Cogito sumere potum alterum
and: ...Who knew latin could be so much fun? Dear sweet Tommy...
Tace atque abi.

For those who didn't google the latin translation pages SDGirl's posts say, "I think I'll have another drink", and, "Shut up and go away"! One of the "Silly Latin" websites has a list called "Terms of Non-Endearments" which I found to be particularly apt for our purpose:

Laura = Caput vacans(Airhead)
Mooch = Muliercula (Bimbo)
Jer = Cimex (Creep)
Jeff = Blennus (Doofus)
Randy = Caudex (Dork)
Flubby = Pila foeda (Sleazeball)

Thanks for the smiles and laughs every day Clubbers!

[boris85]

Somebody beat me - preferably a female. I just watched Chunky Tube, Tubby Tube - whatever we're calling it. Me eyes are bleeding like I starred right into the pits of hell. Any way you sniff, it smells like ass. It is so fake! Tummy said, "I think they have a food court here at UTC." Come on! Like he doesn't have a frequent eater card for every place there!! Everyone knows there is a food court. And then we had to look at Laura "The Pear" Cain put on dresses that highlighted her bulbous figure. Jeniffer Love Hewitt - not fat and hot! Laura "the Line Snorter" Cain - fat and not hot!! She's on the verge of resembling John Travolta's character in Hair Spray. Finally, we got to see Tummy act like a pig as he drooled and picked out a dress for the Mooch that made her look they way HE wanted her to look - like she's some display item. Classy baby!:fro:

[Wabbitsd]

Well, Ms. Sapphie, I need to thank you for your dedicated attention to detail (not to mention including something from my contribution) for posting your summary. It WAS a fun read.

And there still is something rooting in Mayberry. Denmark be damnated!

[RedWillow]

At least they did the best possible thing and installed a fence around the pool when they moved in.
And regarding someone's earlier post, yes I think they put in the putting green shortly after they moved in. It might have even been a present from Laura to Dave, I can't remember.

It's possible it was installed by the previous seller. It's a state requirement to have some type of pool barrier.

[RedWillow]

Somebody beat me - preferably a female. I just watched Chunky Tube, Tubby Tube - whatever we're calling it. Me eyes are bleeding like I starred right into the pits of hell.

How do you feel about being tasered? The shock might wipe your memory?

:hihi:

[newgal]

ok, not really on aisle one but in my office. I have just spit cookies all over my monitor, really chocolate chip cookies came flying out of my mouth as I read the last few posts.

Have I mentioned lately that I love you all??? LOVE LOVE LOVE this board!!!

Expecially loved the compilation of all the funny one liners that Sapphie did. Good job - that is where the cookies flying out of the mouth started.

[boris85]

How do you feel about being tasered? The shock might wipe your memory?

:hihi:

How many volts are we talking about? It's tempting.

[SDGirl87]

Somebody beat me - preferably a female.

Well, I'm a female, I grew up with all brothers and can give a pretty decent beating, but alas, I'm not JLH thin...I'm curvy. Sigh.

[mosmom]

Hey there. Long time lurker, first time poster. I've been in Laura's house many times - visiting a previous owner. The windows in the courtyard do not have treatments because the courtyard is very private. There is a fence at the front of the garage that blocks the view of the front door and the family room. The new kitchen set-up is crazy. How impractical! When I visited the prior owner, there was a peninsula extending into where the island is now located. The stove was located about where the fridge is and the doorway next to the fridge did not exist. The fridge was located about there. There was nothing where the free standing stove now exists. The floor plan made much more sense than it does now. Even if Laura doesn't cook and couldn't figure out a sensible kitchen plan, don't you think Bardon should have nixed such a dumb layout?

By the way, the home overlooks Montezuma Road and the little shed next to the putting green houses the pool equipment. Its visible from Montezuma. The garage also has a guest room/studio with its own full bath. You can see it at the stairs end of the pool. It was a wonderful and upscale home when I visited it.

Can't believe its going for as little as it is.

[Dawnski]

Me eyes are bleeding like I starred right into the pits of hell. Any way you sniff, it smells like ass.

HA HA HA! Sapphie - you need to add this to your list!

[boris85]

Well, I'm a female, I grew up with all brothers and can give a pretty decent beating, but alas, I'm not JLH thin...I'm curvy. Sigh.

Hey - J-Love's a size two AND curvey. Haven't you been reading the news and looking the the pictures? I'd lose myself in her cellulite any day!!

[boris85]

Hey there. Long time lurker, first time poster. I've been in Laura's house many times - visiting a previous owner. The windows in the courtyard do not have treatments because the courtyard is very private. There is a fence at the front of the garage that blocks the view of the front door and the family room. The new kitchen set-up is crazy. How impractical! When I visited the prior owner, there was a peninsula extending into where the island is now located. The stove was located about where the fridge is and the doorway next to the fridge did not exist. The fridge was located about there. There was nothing where the free standing stove now exists. The floor plan made much more sense than it does now. Even if Laura doesn't cook and couldn't figure out a sensible kitchen plan, don't you think Bardon should have nixed such a dumb layout?

By the way, the home overlooks Montezuma Road and the little shed next to the putting green houses the pool equipment. Its visible from Montezuma. The garage also has a guest room/studio with its own full bath. You can see it at the stairs end of the pool. It was a wonderful and upscale home when I visited it.

Can't believe its going for as little as it is.

It may not be a practical kitchen - but it makes a great meth lab....

[Layla]

Hey - J-Love's a size two AND curvey. Haven't you been reading the news and looking the the pictures? I'd lose myself in her cellulite any day!!
Boris, sometimes you make me wish I wasn't married, with all that sexy talk!

[boris85]

Boris, sometimes you make me wish I wasn't married, with all that sexy talk!

Oh ya, baby

[SDGirl87]

Lol!!

[shello]

A couple of things:

I doubt Laura's house will sell for more than $600k. $649-699 seems high and the listing says there is some deferred maintenance.

2. What the hell is up with Boris ragging on PAX? I think Pax dishes out the bad, but can give compliments when they are due. That said, a recent Laura's $73+ Outfit-of-the-Week looked good and Laura looked pretty and healthy. I will poke fun at her when she discusses The Hills tv show or when she is exhibiting bad mothering skills. But to bag on her, just for the sake of bagging on her.....immature.

Pax, I appreciate you!

Oh, and add to Sapphie list of quotes. Someone here said something containing the words, ".....and a spoonful of shut the hell up." I peed my pants on that one!

[Wabbitsd]

hey, now, shello. If we're going to start getting after Drama club members who act immature, well....we'll be having a food fight worthy of John Bleushi in no time. and none of us will be able to avoid the spaghetti sauce.

Let's not be expecting miracles on main street here.

[shello]

hey, now, shello. If we're going to start getting after Drama club members who act immature, well....we'll be having a food fight worthy of John Bleushi in no time. and none of us will be able to avoid the spaghetti sauce.

Let's not be expecting miracles on main street here.

I hear what yer sayin. I just think one can bag when warranted, and one can compliment too when there's something that is worthy of compliments. It doesn't mean that I (or PAX) will be breaking bread on Christmas with Laura or Tommy.

[califbrat]

Oh ya, baby


Ok..now do we have to hose down Layla and Boris!! Yummy!

[califbrat]

You all make me

smile...

[pax]

A couple of things:

I doubt Laura's house will sell for more than $600k. $649-699 seems high and the listing says there is some deferred maintenance.

2. What the hell is up with Boris ragging on PAX? I think Pax dishes out the bad, but can give compliments when they are due. That said, a recent Laura's $73+ Outfit-of-the-Week looked good and Laura looked pretty and healthy. I will poke fun at her when she discusses The Hills tv show or when she is exhibiting bad mothering skills. But to bag on her, just for the sake of bagging on her.....immature.

Pax, I appreciate you!

Oh, and add to Sapphie list of quotes. Someone here said something containing the words, ".....and a spoonful of shut the hell up." I peed my pants on that one!
_______________________________________________________________

Thanks, Shello! You're obviously an independent thinker, too. :)

[RedWillow]

How many volts are we talking about? It's tempting.

If you believe the media....50 thousand volts!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFSW44UPgwQ&feature=related

I think it must tickle, because these guys are all laughing.

[SDReadhead]

Sometimes I skim Jake's posts (only after I read them in great detail, hyphen by hyphen, of course). Once you read them thoroughly, you are able to receive the original, but SECRET message intended by reading them backwards. I keep hearing "paul is dead. paul is dead." And then there is an image of a dream figure wearing a black leather jacket and sunglasses walking backwards through a mirror into Hades.

ok, Jake. do you know the cult poem that inspired Jean Cocteau's film about a motorcycle gang entering the underworld? :)

I do, I do! Well, I think I do. Orpheus???

[ca_girl]

It may not be a practical kitchen - but it makes a great meth lab....
:bow: So true!

[insightbyjake]

Good guess, Jake. I can't believe you are old enough to know that one.

I'm in LA all day, drive home for two long, ridiculous hours, make my Martini, sit at my computer and see.....


You pointing out I'm some sort of anachronistic freak?

I simply stated an educated guess ---- I did NOT say I was there when he wrote it!

Hey, by the way, in the story of Orpheus, when he is torn asunder, Orpheus' head floated down a river, still singing, and came to rest on the isle of Lesbos.

The Isle of "Lesbos"........I love this story!!!!

[insightbyjake]

Boris, sometimes you make me wish I wasn't married, with all that sexy talk!

Me too!!!

Oh, that was awkward.....I need to go back to the Isle of Lesbos....

[insightbyjake]

I'm a skimmer! I just look for new information... new dirt... the good stuff... all the talk about what people are making for dinner... i skim. lol

TJLuv, just between you and me....I "skim" too!

Every time someone posts FH's blob--er blog, I scroll down quickly to avoid the compunction that I should call Child Protective Services, or AA, or Over-eaters Anonymous --- (Although, can one truly be "anonymous" in an "over-eaters" group? That's like having a "We're not really Black" support group in Mozambique.)

Anyway, I digress....I'd write more but I flew past your closing...

[insightbyjake]

Three posts in a row......I wonder if I can make a World Record?

[insightbyjake]

I'm going to page 202 and grabbing anything to make my goal!!!!

[insightbyjake]

Page 202 SUCKS!

I'll try page 312...

[insightbyjake]

Good Morning:

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/9498/jerslappedho5.gif


Oh yeah.....This is worth watching!

[insightbyjake]

Exhausted..Jake retires to his world of meaningless Latin.....annoying, obscure references, and obfuscation.....

I'm exhausted.....cras credemus, hodie nihil

Goodnight Moon....

[SDReadhead]

I'm a skimmer! I just look for new information... new dirt... the good stuff... all the talk about what people are making for dinner... i skim. lol
Oh Shoot, TJ!!! If you skimmed last week you missed out on the fascinating post about the day I was making lamb for dinner. I'm reposting it here in case you didn't see it that day. It was a week ago yesterday in case you want to jot that down in your diary. :)

[YoungAmerican]

So does anyone have a link or something showing info about LBMs house for sale? I am too lazy to go back pages to see if it was already posted or maybe just that uninterested.

[Wabbitsd]

Well, Jake, and SDReadhead, you both are very close....I give you credit for knowing the original story...but I was trying to refer to Adrienne Rich's poem, "I dream I am the death of Orpheus." kinda a powerful feminist poem in the sense that the gal that he goes down to Hades to "Save" kinda wishes she could lure him to his death...but you guys knew your stuff.

Ah, Jake...the Lesbos gals. big deal. girls and more girls and on an island all together and lacking much to do but kinda dote on each other. Not much there of interest to me. Sorry.

[Mom2ThreeBoys]

Someone here said something containing the words, ".....and a spoonful of shut the hell up." I peed my pants on that one!

That was the brilliant post from DeeTroit on 12/03:


Now go eat some :spam: and wash it down with a big cup of shut the hell up.....

[listener13]

Does everyone have their tickets to Jingle Ball? Better hurry up because there's only 80 gagillion left.

Remember the days when those tickets sold out in a matter of hours? Ahhhh, the good old days, when they used to duct tape Randy to phone poles, do illegal paging in Pick and Saves, when they would broadcast from nudist colonies - pre-rehab for Laura......good times......

[Sis]

http://www.previewfirst.com/ViewVirtualTour.do?id=15808

What??? No ORBS in the pictures.........I just couldn't resist....Ha!

[SDGirl87]

Dearest Tommy,

I felt bad (for about .01 seconds) for mocking your blog today. Then I started thinking about what I told you about loving your daughter and how you want her to stay away from boys like you. In that vein, Mr. Sablan, I give you this...may it serve as a reminder to you.

Ab uno disce omnes... (truer words have n'ere been spoken.)

Goodnight light; and the red balloon

[listener13]

Guys - you can't speak to Tommy in languages other than English and restaurant menus.

[insightbyjake]

Well, Jake, and SDReadhead, you both are very close....I give you credit for knowing the original story...but I was trying to refer to Adrienne Rich's poem, "I dream I am the death of Orpheus." kinda a powerful feminist poem in the sense that the gal that he goes down to Hades to "Save" kinda wishes she could lure him to his death...but you guys knew your stuff.

Ah, Jake...the Lesbos gals. big deal. girls and more girls and on an island all together and lacking much to do but kinda dote on each other. Not much there of interest to me. Sorry.


Understood, the lack of interest. (Although that "girl-on-girl-bit"....)

Interesting point about Adrienne Rich. I'm not a huge fan, but I do love her quote, "Lying is done with words and also with silence."

Speaking and silence bring forth powerful, accurate, and inaccurate perspectives.

I should examine her work more deeply...but I'm kind-of busy...

I've been thinking about ... Sartre's foundational work, "Being and Nothingness", which I believe appeared in the early 1940's.

French philosophy includes Bachelard, Merleau-Ponty, LŽvi-Strauss, Althusser, Foucault, Derrida and Lacan as well as Sartre and Deleuze.

It seems the French philosophical effort was a new appropriation of German thought.

All that is old, becomes new...

What we post, is old, yet new...and quite entertaining.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

C'mon, guys. Enough with the Latin.

I don't "do" languages. My loss, I know.

At least if you're going to throw Latin out there, provide us with a translation as a footnote :)

[pax]

Jake, would you tell us a little about yourself? Such as your occupation, hobbies...physical attributes...?

[DreamerGal]

Guys - you can't speak to Tommy in languages other than English and restaurant menus.


WAIT! He speaks Guamanian! Remember? Biotch means "hello" in Guamanian!

[DreamerGal]

Just curious after watching Tubby-Tooby-Too-Much-Tummy-Toob ... is LBM autistic? The constant movement makes me wonder ...

[Layla]

Jake, would you tell us a little about yourself? Such as your occupation, hobbies...physical attributes...?
I don't need the physical attributes...you could be a thinking, talking orb and I'd be happy.

I should probably stop whoring around the board and go to bed now:wavey2:

[insightbyjake]

Jake, would you tell us a little about yourself? Such as your occupation, hobbies...physical attributes...?

6' 3'. 195.

Born in New York City.

Lived in...Long Island,N.Y.; Silver Spring, Maryland; Kansas City, Kansas; Newport, Rhode Island: Houston, Texas; Atlanta, Georgia; and, San Diego, Los Angeles, Santa Barbara, California.

College. Undergrad: UCLA

Grad School: USCB
M.B.A.

Post-Graduate: UCSB and University of Sheffield, U. K.: Ph.D, Brain Development and Instructional Design

Fellowships: Rutgers University, New Jersey; University of Texas, Austin; Princeton University, New Jersey.

Emphasis: Developmental Variance in Brain Development of Males and Females pertaining to Structured Thinking Concepts.

Hobbies: Music, writing, running, cooking, drama-thread posting......

Age? Older than most think......but, not yet anchored in an "age."

Goal: Have some fun...don't be a prick....enjoy others...bring honor to my God.....that's about it......apologize if I've been a prick...

[Layla]

6' 3'. 195.

Born in New York City.

Lived in...Long Island,N.Y.; Silver Spring, Maryland; Kansas City, Kansas; Newport, Rhode Island: Houston, Texas; Atlanta, Georgia; and, San Diego, Los Angeles, Santa Barbara, California.

College. Undergrad: UCLA

Grad School: USCB
M.B.A.

Post-Graduate: UCSB and University of Sheffield, U. K.: Ph.D, Brain Development and Instructional Design

Fellowships: Rutgers University, New Jersey; University of Texas, Austin; Princeton University, New Jersey.

Emphasis: Developmental Variance in Brain Development of Males and Females pertaining to Structured Thinking Concepts.

Hobbies: Music, writing, running, cooking, drama-thread posting......

Age? Older than most think......but, not yet anchored in an "age."

Goal: Have some fun...don't be a prick....enjoy others...bring honor to my God.....that's about it......apologize if I've been a prick...
Boris...sorry, but I may have to dump you for JakiePooh :)

[Sapphie]

WAIT! He speaks Guamanian! Remember? Biotch means "hello" in Guamanian!

You're right Dreamer..and 'mofo' means "I love you dad" if I remember correctly....


insightbyjake Hobbies: Music, writing, running, cooking, drama-thread posting......

yeah, who cares what he looks like...he cooks!..but wait...Mooch also "cooks"...do your culinary interests extend beyond tater tots Jake?

[Sapphie]

Layla...tsk, tsk...you fickle girl! :)

[Layla]

Layla...tsk, tsk...you fickle girl! :)

Well, it's so hard to choose, on one hand I have Boris, willing to swim through cellulite (swoon!) and on the other, Jake...such a dilemma!

[Sapphie]

Well, it's so hard to choose, on one hand I have Boris, willing to swim through cellulite (swoon!) and on the other, Jake...such a dilemma!

I understand completely....brainy brawn versus brawny brain...what's a girl to do

[SDReadhead]

I don't have a tv or movieland picture of Jake in my mind, but to me, Boris is that doctor on Scrubs who's really funny and calls the main guy on that show girl names. Sorry -- I realize this post sounds stupid but my teens watch Scrubs and I usually just hear it in the background without really knowing who the people are. I think the main guy is called DJ or JD and the Boris guy is his boss. So, to me, that's Boris.

Hmmm...who does Jake look like? Someone help me out here.

Oh, and I don't speak Latin, but I have a message in Gaelic for Tubby -- Pog mo thoin! (pronounced pogue mahone). (Now, that's a classy expression!)

[insightbyjake]

I understand completely....brainy brawn versus brawny brain...what's a girl to do

Boris is the man.

He's steady, a good dad, funny, focused.....younger than "Jake,"
and.....in spite of his rude comments, "gets it."

Boris is a man-boy.

The "man" part keeps his family true; the "boy" part keeps him anchored in silliness.

I like Boris -- 15 years ago -- I was Boris.

Every criticism is a plea to improve. Plus, I'm partial to noticing "chimp" kids.

"Jake" is smart...Boris is contemporary.

Hey, Ebony and Ivory.....

[SDReadhead]

You know what we haven't done here in awhile? Had a fight -- a good old fasioned cyber-rumble about who was and who was not sucked in by Tex-the-heart-transplant-needing-model-wife-mom. Them was some good times! What can we fight about now? I'm bored! I need some drama.

[Layla]

I don't have a tv or movieland picture of Jake in my mind, but to me, Boris is that doctor on Scrubs who's really funny and calls the main guy on that show girl names. Sorry -- I realize this post sounds stupid but my teens watch Scrubs and I usually just hear it in the background without really knowing who the people are. I think the main guy is called DJ or JD and the Boris guy is his boss. So, to me, that's Boris.

Hmmm...who does Jake look like? Someone help me out here.

Oh, and I don't speak Latin, but I have a message in Gaelic for Tubby -- Pog mo thoin! (pronounced pogue mahone). (Now, that's a classy expression!)

I know exactly who you are talking about. That's hilarious, and right on!

Who does Jake look like? Jeff Bridges (not THE DUDE Jeff either)

[Sapphie]

Jeff Bridges and the dude from Scrubs....perfect! Although, until I heard Layla's suggestion I'd pictured Jake as John Travolta in "Michael"..I like Jeff Bridges better.

[Sapphie]

You know what we haven't done here in awhile? Had a fight -- a good old fasioned cyber-rumble about who was and who was not sucked in by Tex-the-heart-transplant-needing-model-wife-mom. Them was some good times! What can we fight about now? I'm bored! I need some drama.

...yer "foightin' Oirish" is showin' girlie! :) :cheers:

Maybe Layla and SDGirl could throw hankies, or mud-wrestle for Boris and Jake's attentions.....

PS. Whatever happened to NewAgeGoddess? Haven't seen her around in a while....

[NewAgeGoddess]

...yer "foightin' Oirish" is showin' girlie! :) :cheers:

Maybe Layla and SDGirl could throw hankies, or mud-wrestle for Boris and Jake's attentions.....

PS. Whatever happened to NewAgeGoddess? Haven't seen her around in a while....

I'm still here. Just a little busy. Will be more involved after the 15th.

[insightbyjake]

Jeff Bridges and the dude from Scrubs....perfect! Although, until I heard Layla's suggestion I'd pictured Jake as John Travolta in "Michael"..I like Jeff Bridges better.

WHAT???

He's a puffy guy with a mullet!

Besides, I have no wings!

"Jake" is NOT a puffy man, (see Tom Hanks, Val Kilmer, Jeff Bridges!!!)

Jake has a normal face -- like he had 30 years ago, and does NOT have the "puffy-guy syndrome."

Boy... the things I go through!!!

[shello]

Well, it's so hard to choose, on one hand I have Boris, willing to swim through cellulite (swoon!) and on the other, Jake...such a dilemma!

Hmm, wait a minute. Maybe Jake and Boris are the same person! And Boris is the younger one when Jake doesn't take his meds or when Jake farts around in his time machine. Think about it!

[shello]

Guys - you can't speak to Tommy in languages other than English and restaurant menus.

Tommy speaks in the language known round the world as "Buffet."

As in: "Can't Keep the Lies Straight Souffle", "I'm Full-of-Crap Casserole" , "Golddigger Goulash" and Deetroit's recipe of "A Big Cup Full of Shut the Hell up!"

[Newer Reader]

Jeff Bridges and the dude from Scrubs....perfect! Although, until I heard Layla's suggestion I'd pictured Jake as John Travolta in "Michael"..I like Jeff Bridges better.

Jake says he's older than what most people think. So, I was thinking Ernest Hemingway but went with Sean Connery...yes, yes, much better.

for Boris, dang, I can't get past the image of Mr. T.! I'll keep trying.

NR #26

[Trixie]

Holy Balls Batman! Jake & Boris one and the same? Bakoris? Of course!

p.s. as I might be the last one to use the official word of the day, please provide a new one early Thursday, and let it not be inspired by the $73 misfit.

[Jammie J.]

Good Lord, foretalk by Boris and multiples by Jake. AND Jake's CV.

I don't know if I can handle this!!

[SDGirl87]

You guys crack me up!! I woke up in such a foul mood this morning with a lot on my mind and overly tired...only to come read the shenanigans that go on after I go to sleep...hehehe. Y'all brought a smile to this grumpy girl's face :)

This will only make sense to a few (though if you're curious, PM me and I'll share!)...Saturday is ON. 1:00. Bring tape and scissors!! And YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...BRING FUDGE. Please? :dinner: :lick:

ps...I'm joining in the swooning Jake...lol

I too see Boris as Mr. T. That may be a permanent thing!!

All this talk makes me miss our Wonk even more!! Between the 3 of them, we had the perfect man!!! LOLOL Individually they're all pretty special though and I'm glad we have them here to keep us educated and stimulated.

[SDGirl87]

Since no one used yesterday's Holly Balls...we'll try a different thought process entirely.

Today's word is FOOD.

[insightbyjake]

Jake says he's older than what most people think. So, I was thinking Ernest Hemingway but went with Sean Connery...yes, yes, much better.

for Boris, dang, I can't get past the image of Mr. T.! I'll keep trying.

NR #26

I said I was older than imagined -- I did't say I was in my last stage of life!

Ernest Hemingway?!?!?!?!
Sean Connery?!?!?!

Okay. I lied. I'm 22 and go to junior college.

I'd write more but my boss at Jamba Juice will get mad if I'm late again.

FOOD for thought: Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?

[Transplant]

Nah, Jake is about 46, 5' 11" and resembles Edward Burns...with perhaps a mustache????

Ooooo. . . bestill my heart!

[pax]

Thanks for the info "Jake!" Fits in nicely with my preconceived notions.

BTW, I know you're all just dying to know. I'm 38 and female. I have no idea why I just wrote that. OMG - now I sound like Tubby.

Holy Balls!

[insightbyjake]

Nah, Jake is about 46, 5' 11" and resembles Edward Burns...with perhaps a mustache????

Ooooo. . . bestill my heart!

Mustache? They still have those?

No. I am neither a fireman nor a porn star. (Although I would excel at one of those jobs.)

Now, apropos of nothing, there can't be a more annoying segment on that show than the "Dirt Calls"

Who are these pathetic losers?

Hanging around a bar or airport, catching a glimpse of some meaningless, minimally sentient "star," only to follow up that great sighting by calling a voicemail system and saying,

"Hey Laura, it's Janie. I was at the Hilton in Las Vegas and saw Kristin Cavallari. She had on a hat and was sitting down. She seemed really nice and smiled when I looked at her. She was really thin and shorter than I thought, but had pretty hair. Okay, have a great day!"

It gets worse when the grey-haired, vaginaterian replies, "How cool is that? We love the dirt phone and love you guys for calling in!!"

I need some coffee and FOOD.

[listener13]

I agree on the dirt calls - that's the utmost in laziness. She's being too freaking lazy to even search the internet like the rest of the "dirt dishers" on that radio station to get news - now, they just call them in to her.

Guess this way it doesn't interfere with her nap (or eating FOOD).

[zodiac]

So, I listen most mornings for a whole 10 minutes while I drive my son to school and this morning I heard Tommy saying that it's Vanessa's 13th birthday and it is also Laura's 9 month sobriety anniversary. And he gets to present her with her token at a meeting tonight and he's so proud of her, blah blah blah. Jer says something along the lines of "Good job Laura." Not too much excitement or emotion behind his words and guess what Jeff says. Absolutely nothing!! Total silence from him and everyone else for that matter and then they move on to Hani singing Christmas songs.
I don't get it, why don't they seem more supportive of her? Do they know something we don't know?
I recall them being a bit distant when she came back from rehab and I haven't really been paying attention since then. But I definitely noticed today. It was awkward to say the least.
Anyone else catch this?

Ok, I'm off to eat some FOOD and drink my coffee.
Have a great day everyone! :)

[SDGirl87]

Zodiac,I don't listen to the show at all (I get to work at 5:30 a.m. They're not on that early!), but my guess is that there may have been some serious hurt feelings/anger over the whole situation. At the end of the day, J/J have a show to run, and one of the team members really screwed up...badly. No one wants to be associated with such a public disaster. WE know that Tommy is so much more screwed up...but the general public doesn't, so it's not a big deal (ha ha), but clearly the Laura situation was quite public. It comes down to dollars and cents I think. Maybe they quietly lost a few sponsors, or had some pressure from somewhere...and they're still miffed. She wouldn't get her 9 month coin if she hadn't truly been sober for 9 months, although we're relying on HER word alone, I tend to believe it. She's in the middle of a very very ugly and public divorce...I think that they just want that comfort zone buffer to distance themselves from the whole distasteful mess. Tommy on the other hand, is oblivious to the real world, so he embraces it. Just my opinion :)

Now...if my assistant would get back with our FOOD, I'd be happy!

[listener13]

I think it's interesting that a high and mighty holy roller like Jeff would throw LBM under the bus like that - actions speak louder than words.

Not that she doesn't deserve to be where she is - it was her alone that screwed up her life.

SDGirl: Where is that damn assistant with the FOOD? She said she'd get me some Turkey Gumbo Zoop from Hani.

[Layla]

I'm very proud of myself. I didn't listen AT ALL this morning. I was on hold with DSC for a bit, they were talking mortgage crisis, and me being in the industry had a few thoughts, but alas, I had to hang up before my time on the air, but I digress! I didn't listen to J&J at all and it was great! 94.1 is still on my speed dial because I like Rick and Jen (more Jen now that I know where Rick has been) and I can't miss "who's your daddy" at 6:35pm, so they have to stay on my dial. But this morning I took to changing stations by actually using the speed dial button ON the radio instead of on my steering wheel, so I skipped right over them, and guess what? I don't feel like I missed a thing!
I'm so tired of the Hanni bits. It's just plain rude. I agree on the "dirt" line. If those calls are what is considered dirt these days, then there's something wrong in Hollywood.
Note to Lynne...got it. I'll be there with bells on. Not literally, but figuratively, but I'm sure you'll have some one for real :) Fudge Lady, please don't forget it this time...plain AND with Walnuts :)

[Wabbitsd]

"Just curious after watching Tubby-Tooby-Too-Much-Tummy-Toob ... is LBM autistic? The constant movement makes me wonder ..."

Well, she does consider herself to be quite the autist, evidenced by her crossword puzzle design over the fireplace...

[boris85]

Boris is the man.

He's steady, a good dad, funny, focused.....younger than "Jake,"
and.....in spite of his rude comments, "gets it."

Boris is a man-boy.

The "man" part keeps his family true; the "boy" part keeps him anchored in silliness.

I like Boris -- 15 years ago -- I was Boris.

Every criticism is a plea to improve. Plus, I'm partial to noticing "chimp" kids.

"Jake" is smart...Boris is contemporary.

Hey, Ebony and Ivory.....

Let's burn candles and hug...

[boris85]

Jake says he's older than what most people think. So, I was thinking Ernest Hemingway but went with Sean Connery...yes, yes, much better.

for Boris, dang, I can't get past the image of Mr. T.! I'll keep trying.

NR #26

I'm 6'2", 182 lbs.
Brownish hair
BA and MS (UCSD & SDSU)
That's all I'll say in the quest for secrecy.

[Layla]

I'm 6'2", 182 lbs.
Brownish hair
BA and MS (UCSD & SDSU)
That's all I'll say in the quest for secrecy.

And at some point you rode the bus to work...that narrows it down. Watch out for Tummy!

[SDchick]

So, I listen most mornings for a whole 10 minutes while I drive my son to school and this morning I heard Tommy saying that it's Vanessa's 13th birthday and it is also Laura's 9 month sobriety anniversary. And he gets to present her with her token at a meeting tonight and he's so proud of her, blah blah blah. Jer says something along the lines of "Good job Laura." Not too much excitement or emotion behind his words and guess what Jeff says. Absolutely nothing!! Total silence from him and everyone else for that matter and then they move on to Hani singing Christmas songs.
I don't get it, why don't they seem more supportive of her? Do they know something we don't know?
I recall them being a bit distant when she came back from rehab and I haven't really been paying attention since then. But I definitely noticed today. It was awkward to say the least.
Anyone else catch this?

Ok, I'm off to eat some FOOD and drink my coffee.
Have a great day everyone! :)

I know one of them did say "that's cool" but the only thing I truly remember hearing was one of them interrupting Tommy, and I believe it was Jer asking, "Laura, you get a token and a gift certificate to Karl Stauss Brewery? That's Great!"

LBM gave a big guffaw laugh at that. Too bad it's not 9months sobriety for nose candy. That was her real problem.

[zodiac]

I know one of them did say "that's cool" but the only thing I truly remember hearing was one of them interrupting Tommy, and I believe it was Jer asking, "Laura, you get a token and a gift certificate to Karl Stauss Brewery? That's Great!"

LBM gave a big guffaw laugh at that. Too bad it's not 9months sobriety for nose candy. That was her real problem.

That's right, I forgot about that part! Nice one, Jer.
Jeff was just so obviously silent it weirded me out.

SDGirl, I think you're right, J&J were probably very embarrased by the whole ordeal, but I really didn't think Jeff was the kind of person to just abandon someone so easily like he seems to have done. After all, they are always going on and on about how they are all one big family there on the showgram.

[11ListenerNot]

Oh no, we're back in a pea coat!! Also jeans again, yikes.

I feel that if LBM was serious about her sobriety, she would mention more about it in her diary entries, instead of superficial crap. It will be interesting to see what she posts today, since it is her 9 month mark, hopefully expressing some of her feelings/emotions. I won't hold my breath

I swear Je*k was PMS'ing today. That Karl Strauss remark was tacky

[Carol]

THAT PEA COAT iS AWFUL!!!!!

First of all, is that even a peacoat? I thought this http://www.american-armynavy.com/shop/PeaCoat/Peacoat-WomenCamel.jpg

was a a pea coat.

Second. I know she has gained some weight, and she is not feeling that great about it, but the shape of the coat is not flattering at all. I think I may need to do a 73 dollar oufit of my own just to show her how its done :)

[DreamerGal]

"Just curious after watching Tubby-Tooby-Too-Much-Tummy-Toob ... is LBM autistic? The constant movement makes me wonder ..."

Well, she does consider herself to be quite the autist, evidenced by her crossword puzzle design over the fireplace...

hahahahahah!!! You make me laugh, Wabbit!

[apollo64j]

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/laura_outfit_12_5_07done.jpg

[Layla]

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/laura_outfit_12_5_07done.jpg
It's as if she's simply given up!

[BecInCA]

I don't know why I did it, but I did. I just watched the latest edition of "Tummy Tube." It's like watching a car wreck on the freeway. You know you shouldn't slow down and look, but you do it anyway, and then you wonder why you did.

Why do they think that this would be at all interesting to anyone? I kept thinking that it would get better, but as usual, it just got worse. This is like aversion therapy. I can now say that I no longer have any need to watch any more episodes. I would rather watch a TV without any reception that to subject myself to trash like this again in the future. Like I tell my kids, if you don't like what you see, don't look.

One more thing, I kept thinking that if Laura was a normal mom, which we all know is not her reality, she would be with her kids on an afternoon such as this and not out with an Oompa Loompa that starts salivating when he gets anywhere near a food court. Wake up girl- get ye to Kensington, pronto, and start being a real mom to your kids.

Thanks for listening. This might be the best day of MY life (now that I know that I will never watch Tummy Tube again). See ya! :wavey2:

[Layla]

Did Laura call the little black dress with sparkles and spaghetti straps "classy"? "CLASSY"? Seriously. Not one of those dreses was age approriate for Michelle. I wish they wanted to be viewed as Ladies and not Cougars.
On another clothing note, do you think we can nominate Laura for What Not to Wear or Tim Gunn's Guide to Style?

[califbrat]

Layla

I don't think Laura could handle what Tim would say to her.. as she is such a BIG DEAl.. she is just too scared of what FOOD is doing to her..

[Layla]

Layla

I don't think Laura could handle what Tim would say to her.. as she is such a BIG DEAl.. she is just too scared of what FOOD is doing to her..

Oh common, she could just have Tummy threaten Tim's life!

[califbrat]

I would REALLY want to hear what Tim would say to FH...oh to be a fly on the wall.. that would be so fun!

[Sapphie]

I would REALLY want to hear what Tim would say to FH...oh to be a fly on the wall.. that would be so fun!

Tim, (to Flubby): Try on this jalabiyah...I have matching burkhas for Laura and Michelle...

[des1969]

So like I an idiot, I ignored all the warnings and watched the latest episode of TummyBoob. Ugh. What in the world does Mooch see in THAT? There is just nothing attractive at all about him, even if he wasn't as ugly on the inside as he is outside.

[Sapphie]

Flublog:


Thursday December 6, 2007 10:15am
Thursday, December 6, 2007 at 1:14pm

Thursday December 6, 2007 10:15am: I'm still at the station working on some stuff for the show. I did the whole show having a great time with everyone, but for some reason, I have been very quick to just be in a bad pissy mood to people. I don't know why, but I just am. I finally took a deep breath when I had a "squabble" with Kristin Ferguson who is the main promotions person here and is the 7th member to the morning show and I love her so much. I also, snapped at Laura, my boss Jimmy, and Michelle too.

I don't know what it was or is, but I took a deep breath and I apologized to Kristin and I feel a little better for realizing, I may be a D--CK at this moment.

SO, you know what I'm doing right now? I'm going to take a walk with my fiance to clear my mind and just try to remember the meaning of this time of year.

I don't want to blame it on lack of sleep or anything. I just need to take a deep breath and just chill out and be NICE.

So, if I have snapped at you recently. I am sorry.

Lets see if Torrey Pines this morning can cleanse my senses and make me all nice again! :)

[Sapphie]

Laura's blog:


Laura's Diary - December 6th, 2007
Thursday, December 6, 2007 at 12:41pm

Dear Diary,

I spent a butt-load of time at my attorney's office yesterday. I could hear a clinking sound of coins as the time ticked away. I kept thinking "Crap. This is going to cost me a friggin' fortune." It kind of sounded like a slot machine in my head. Oh well. So be it, as they say in my little AA world. This too shall pass. What other phrases can I use? One day at a time. Easy does it. Do the next right thing. Plug the jug. To thine own self be true…blah blah….

I went to the bank last night to get some cash, and to my horror, I discovered that I only have $209 until next Friday.

Oopsy. I've been shelling out some pretty hefty checks this month so far, so it's not too much of a shock. No time like Christmastime to be broke! Woo-hoo!

I did sweaty yoga last night for the first time in two weeks…and it kicked my butt! Ugh. I had to lay in the "corpse" position several times throughout the class because I thought I was going to puke. I was sort of disappointed in myself, but then I realized that I was getting over a cold, so I gave myself a break.

The rest of the night was spent doing laundry and watching my programs. I'm still trying to get through the Oprah with the "Eat, Love, Pray" lady. I did get through the entire "America's Next Top Model." I think Selicia, or however you spell it, is going to win. She's adorable.

Today, I pick up my babies and my "other kid, Chip. They love playing on Eddie's skate ramps. Hopefully it won't rain until tonight! After that, Tommy is going to come with me to my AA meeting. Why? He's going to present me with my 9 month token. How cool is that? Love that guy!

See you tomorrow, Diary.

[SDchick]

Okay, this was my first viewing!!!! (I got through half of it)

Three things that I wanted to write about here:

1. Tommy asks Laura to "hold my hand?" on crossing the street, Laura says, "NO!" She'll live in his house but knows he's too creepy to just touch his hand!

2. Tommy can't WAIT until Vanessa is old enough to take her shopping here! Why? So she can dress like a spoiled privelidged (sp) girl? Where's Amused when I need her?

3. Laura says nothing in there would fit her right now. hee hee.

Oh, one more thing, is that the "This purse will change my life" Luis Vuitton handbag I see her wearing?

How's that magical life-changing purse working out for you hon?

[Sapphie]

Oh well. So be it, as they say in my little AA world. This too shall pass. What other phrases can I use? One day at a time. Easy does it. Do the next right thing. Plug the jug. To thine own self be true…blah blah….

I really thought she was trying to work her program until she added "blah, blah".....try this one then Laura...."Take the cotton out of your ears and shove it in your mouth"

and try to remember one of the key philosophies of your "little" AA world..."Attraction rather than promotion"...that goes for Flubby too

[Texasgirl]

I have been reading posts for days now, but haven't had time to reply. Here are some random thoughts; my apologies if I mix up the authors!

1. Jake, you had me at 'sentient'. It is one of my favorite words.

2. Who is still breast feeding? Moochelle? Her kids aren't that young are they?

3. I'm guessing Charly is an FLK. Yes, that is an unofficial educational term, often used to describe kids. Now, don't take that as a put down. They often turn out to be the most interesting ones. (Funny looking kid)

4. Kudos to all the offspring of the spewgram. God only knows what they have to handle outside of school, then stuff inside and pretend like they and their home life is "normal" in front of classmates and teachers.

5. It IS rude to make fun of Hani because he is foreign.

Back to work,

Et in terra pax,

DC#44

[Newer Reader]

So, I listen most mornings for a whole 10 minutes while I drive my son to school and this morning I heard Tommy saying that it's Vanessa's 13th birthday and it is also Laura's 9 month sobriety anniversary. And he gets to present her with her token at a meeting tonight and he's so proud of her, blah blah blah. Jer says something along the lines of "Good job Laura." Not too much excitement or emotion behind his words and guess what Jeff says. Absolutely nothing!! Total silence from him and everyone else for that matter and then they move on to Hani singing Christmas songs.
I don't get it, why don't they seem more supportive of her? Do they know something we don't know?
I recall them being a bit distant when she came back from rehab and I haven't really been paying attention since then. But I definitely noticed today. It was awkward to say the least.
Anyone else catch this?

Ok, I'm off to eat some FOOD and drink my coffee.
Have a great day everyone! :)

Are you sure Jeff was there? He might have been in the bathroom taping sound bytes for yet another stupid segment about Barbra Streisand. Was anyone unlucky enough to hear that?

Either that, or it hasn't been 9 months and they know it.

Jake, I, um, meant the young Sean Connery.

Off at noon for FOOD.

NR #26

[Sapphie]

No. I am neither a fireman nor a porn star. (Although I would excel at one of those jobs.)


Ladder 49...John Travolta?.....

(I happen to love JT...I don't find him "puffy" at all...)


Texasgirl: 2. Who is still breast feeding? Moochelle? Her kids aren't that young are they?

It's Flubby...a)because his boobs indicate that he's lactating enough to feed the entire showgram
b)because he's such a mama's boy; she's never been able to shake him free...

[Layla]

I never understood the Sean Connery attraction. Young or Old. I'm sticking with Jeff Bridges (I'm slowly becoming my mother).

[Wabbitsd]

Ok, then, I will take the Ernest Hemingway (young OR old) image for Jake.

Jake and I hail from the same area (Long Guy Land) and if he went to Barnum Woods for Kindergarten in the mid-50's, I may know him.

[pax]

Ooh, a possible "Jake" and "Wabbitsd" reunion!!

[boris85]

Okay, this was my first viewing!!!! (I got through half of it)

Three things that I wanted to write about here:

1. Tommy asks Laura to "hold my hand?" on crossing the street, Laura says, "NO!" She'll live in his house but knows he's too creepy to just touch his hand!

2. Tommy can't WAIT until Vanessa is old enough to take her shopping here! Why? So she can dress like a spoiled privelidged (sp) girl? Where's Amused when I need her?

3. Laura says nothing in there would fit her right now. hee hee.

Oh, one more thing, is that the "This purse will change my life" Luis Vuitton handbag I see her wearing?

How's that magical life-changing purse working out for you hon?

Hey now! That fancy purse was perfect for toting around her drugs. And is nice and big so a full bottle of Jack can be hidden inside.

[boris85]

I have been reading posts for days now, but haven't had time to reply. Here are some random thoughts; my apologies if I mix up the authors!

1. Jake, you had me at 'sentient'. It is one of my favorite words.

2. Who is still breast feeding? Moochelle? Her kids aren't that young are they?

3. I'm guessing Charly is an FLK. Yes, that is an unofficial educational term, often used to describe kids. Now, don't take that as a put down. They often turn out to be the most interesting ones. (Funny looking kid)

4. Kudos to all the offspring of the spewgram. God only knows what they have to handle outside of school, then stuff inside and pretend like they and their home life is "normal" in front of classmates and teachers.

5. It IS rude to make fun of Hani because he is foreign.

Back to work,

Et in terra pax,

DC#44

Pull up a chair - let me fill you in... Laura is breastfeeding Charlie Chimp, Evan, and on occasion, Chips Ahoy. It lets them "bond." Pax is benefiting from the powers of Paxil - she's a new woman and is glad to be rid of the violent, knife-wielding outbursts. She secretly wishes she were breastfed by Laura. Tummy is working with Jer (who also desires to be breastfed by Moochelle, which makes Laura jealous) on a new musical. “Pam the Man” understands because she has man boobs. With those shriveled babies - you'd have as much luck squeezing mustard from a tomato. The musical, a one man show staring Tummy, is called “Tumalot” - due to hit back alleys in 2008. Got it!

[boris85]

I have been reading posts for days now, but haven't had time to reply. Here are some random thoughts; my apologies if I mix up the authors!

1. Jake, you had me at 'sentient'. It is one of my favorite words.

2. Who is still breast feeding? Moochelle? Her kids aren't that young are they?

3. I'm guessing Charly is an FLK. Yes, that is an unofficial educational term, often used to describe kids. Now, don't take that as a put down. They often turn out to be the most interesting ones. (Funny looking kid)

4. Kudos to all the offspring of the spewgram. God only knows what they have to handle outside of school, then stuff inside and pretend like they and their home life is "normal" in front of classmates and teachers.

5. It IS rude to make fun of Hani because he is foreign.

Back to work,

Et in terra pax,

DC#44

Charlie is a fetal alcohol syndrome baby, unfortunately. Evan may be too.

[Sapphie]

Borisms I laughed at recently:

.... And then we had to look at Laura "The Pear" Cain...

.... I'd lose myself in her cellulite any day!!...

RedWillow: How do you feel about being tasered? The shock might wipe your memory?
boris85: How many volts are we talking about? It's tempting.

...“Pam the Man” understands because she has man boobs. With those shriveled babies - you'd have as much luck squeezing mustard from a tomato.

[califbrat]

Pull up a chair - let me fill you in... Laura is breastfeeding Charlie Chimp, Evan, and on occasion, Chips Ahoy. It lets them "bond." Pax is benefiting from the powers of Paxil - she's a new woman and is glad to be rid of the violent, knife-wielding outbursts. She secretly wishes she were breastfed by Laura. Tummy is working with Jer (who also desires to be breastfed by Moochelle, which makes Laura jealous) on a new musical. “Pam the Man” understands because she has man boobs. With those shriveled babies - you'd have as much luck squeezing mustard from a tomato. The musical, a one man show staring Tummy, is called “Tumalot” - due to hit back alleys in 2008. Got it!

Oh Boris.. Good One!! I always wanted to see Spamalot but guess I will have to do with Tumalot.. how classic!

[listener13]

I wonder why Tubby is so cranky. Maybe it's because he can't touch us, and he knows it. He's got his manssiere in a twist.

[Layla]

Thursday December 6, 2007 1:30pm
Thursday, December 6, 2007 at 4:37pm

Thursday December 6, 2007 1:30pm: Take a hike!!!!!!!!!!!!! 3 great words that did wonders for me today. I was just in a pissy mood for a few hours and I snapped out of it by meeting Michelle and going to Torrey Pines. Something about that place calmed me down and Michelle and I had a great talk all the way through the walk and even kissed her a couple of times like 2 little lovebirds kissing in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes marriage, then comes----well you know that song, right? J

We didn’t do the usual route at Torrey Pines, we actually went south towards Black’s Beach and back up again and stayed on the sand. It was nice and cool and the waves just calmed me and it was awesome and it was just what I needed.

So, to all the people I was a little punk to over the last day or so, IT’S ME, I’m back to being the good ol’ regular Tommy again or something like that. J

But the lesson learned for me today was taking a deep breath and don’t let your negative mood get any bigger and just chill out and if you have to, GO FOR A WALK. A walk can make you feel all better again.

After the walk, we went to Bread Bites like in the Carmel Valley/PQ area and we ate bread balls or bites that cancelled out any walk we did or any workout we did over the last few days. Man, those things are great.
TODAY, I GET A BIG FAT F for eating, but those buttery balls were great. Hey, wait? Didn’t “buttery balls” replace us at Q106?

Well, I have about 5 letters that are top of the list for Breaking and Entering. I need to come to a decision on which one to do on the air. I will have to re-read a few and research some of the information. I wish I can post the letters and have you choose and help me with picking them.

Jingle Ball: I can’t wait for Sunday. It’s going to be fun. I need to make sure I have all my tickets and stuff ready to go and get my clothes and stuff all ready. HECK, I may go get a mani/pedi before Sunday too. J

[Layla]

I just pulled this off TicketMaster. The concert is in three days and these seats are available. Heh.

Section A
Row 5
Seats 45 - 46
Description PRICE LEVEL 1
ARENA FLOOR LEVEL Type2 FULL PRICE ADULT Ticket
PriceUS $257.50 x 2
Convenience ChargeUS $20.70 x 2

Maybe it's because I can get front row tickets for HSM, for less, and I'd probably enjoy that more!

[pax]

Boris- I do love the Paxil! You've got me nailed (a girl can dream anyway).

[Sapphie]

from the Flublog:

First comes marriage, then comes----well you know that song, right?

...um, - - -the Domestic Violence?... - - -the restraining orders?

[Layla]

Quote:
from the Flublog:

First comes marriage, then comes----well you know that song, right?



...um, - - -the Domestic Violence?... - - -the restraining orders?

I just noticed he said FIRST COMES MARRIAGE. Where's the LOVE Tummy?

[pax]

Tummy thinks love is a lumpia.

[Layla]

Tummy thinks love is a lumpia.

Then surely he's say First comes Lumpia...FOOD is always first.

[Carol]

I just don't get how Laura has LESS money than my husband I. How is that even possible, I work 20 hours at a pretty low paying job, and my husband just makes double what I make. She has been living rent free, utilites free etc.

Other people are baffled too, right?

[Wabbitsd]

Tommy IS an Oompa Lumpia

[DreamerGal]

Tummy thinks love is a lumpia.

Isn't "lumpia" Guamanian for "I love you Tomas?"