San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread

[DreamerGal]

Thursday December 6, 2007 1:30pm
Thursday, December 6, 2007 at 4:37pm
... Something about that place calmed me down and Michelle and I had a great talk all the way through the walk and even kissed her a couple of times like 2 little lovebirds kissing in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes marriage, then comes----well you know that song, right? ...

So, to all the people I was a little punk to over the last day or so, IT’S ME, I’m back to being the good ol’ regular Tommy again or something like that. ...

Hey, wait? Didn’t “buttery balls” replace us at Q106? [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT]

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First, is anybody else struck by the mental image of Moochie and Tubby sharing a kiss? It just strikes me that it would seem very akward. Like if I was walking by and saw the two of them embracing (is it possible for her to get both arms around his circumference?) I would notice the akwardness of it all. And the kissing? GROSS! That grimace we see in every photo of him even coming near me would immediatly set off the fight or flight mechanism in my survival software. He would either have a fat lip, or be left wondering if I even was in the room a second ago.

Second, so he's back to the "good ole Tommy," is he? I'm sure that leaves a lot of the female employees of Clear Channel in stark panic and terror, for they know the stalker, creepy lounge lizard Tubby-Toony is back on the prowl ...

Finally, the "buttery balls" reference is so classless. Just shut your mouth, Tubby. You fit that description better than anybody else does. So just go to the cupboard and get yourself a nice tall glass of shut the hell up! (sorry to whomever I've just plagerized ... I really like that line!)

[Wabbitsd]

Carol, her attorney probably gets his cash up front.

[listener13]

Carol, her attorney probably gets his cash up front.

I'm surprised the showgram doesn't have a constant ad banner on its website hawking the name of a lawyer. "When someone from the showgram needs legal representation (you know, restraining orders, mandatory drug and substance abuse jailtime, after Jer spray paints someone's mink coat, domestic abuse claims, the yearly divorces, adoption of children when we already have too many as it is, etc.), we use the Lawfirm of Cheatham & Fleesum. Remember them when you're in need of some fine legal representation - meantion the Jeff and Jer Showgram for a 10% discount off of your free initial consultation."

[SDGirl87]

"So, to all the people I was a little punk to over the last day or so, IT’S ME, I’m back to being the good ol’ regular Tommy again or something like that. ..."

...but wouldn't one have to have actually BEEN a "good ol' regular Tommy" in the first place in order to return to that state??

I'm just sayin'.

[Sapphie]

DreamerGal:
(is it possible for her to get both arms around his circumference?)

You are talking about the circumference of his fat neck, right?..he is so much shorter than her that his middle can't be an issue...

[Wabbitsd]

Maybe Conceptis can come back and let us know what happened...since he's being so nice to the world now.

[DreamerGal]

DreamerGal:

You are talking about the circumference of his fat neck, right?..he is so much shorter than her that his middle can't be an issue...

Neck? What neck? I've studied pictures of him and find no neck whatsoever ... you must be thinking of someone else. Our Ooompa-Lumpia Tummy-Tubby has no neck!

As far as circumference, I'm looking at a spherically shaped ooompa-lumpia ... any level of the sphere would do for circumference purposes. Not sure Moochie would be able to wrap her arms around any level of his circumference!

[DreamerGal]

And, in order to kiss (eeeeewww, eeeeewww!) him, I'm speculating she has to bend down a bit, not only to lower herself to his level, but also to make room for the girth of his circumference! Hence the awkward (you know, that's an awkward word and I'm not good at spelling it correctly ... sort of reminds me of aardvark, but I digress) picture in my head of them kissing.

[Conceptis]

'Tis the season to spread good cheer.

[DreamerGal]

Hey, Conceptis! Good to see you. How's it going?

[ElizabethAZ]

First comes marriage, then comes----well you know that song, right?

EEEuuww....please let's hope this is NOT his way of telling us that Moochie is pregnant. More spawn of Tubby--no!

[Elton]

Zodiac, I've wondered the same thing about J&J's seeming lack of support, especially when they usually are so gushy-fake about everything. I think you're right about their knowing something we don't. And -- they've known Davecain for a long time, too, so maybe they're just staying neutral out of respect for him.

Then again, that would be what people of integrity would do. And integrity is hard to find at the spewgram.

Whoever questioned LBM's lack of money -- yeah, that is incredible. What is weirder is that she admits it. It's probably just another lie so listeners think she is "normal" when in fact she's making 4k a week. If she's not doing drugs, buying booze, paying rent or anything else, she must have a helluva lot of lawyer fees to spend $7800 in a week.

[Wabbitsd]

Conceptis! Give us the word! How cheerful are you these days? Where is Nurse Ratchet?

[Wabbitsd]

Elton, we have to keep in mind she might be "shopping ahead" for her outfits of the week, too. That can soak up da dough.

[listener13]

LBM had to put a bunch of deposits down on Tubbytown South, her new place. And because she's so self-centered, she probably purchased a bunch of new stuff for the place, and realized that, oops, even big deals run out of cash.

She is probably the most materialistic person on the planet, next to Brittany Spears. They're both cut from the same cheap cloth.

[Smitty]

Thursday December 6, 2007 1:30pm
Thursday, December 6, 2007 at 4:37pm

Jingle Ball: I can’t wait for Sunday. It’s going to be fun. I need to make sure I have all my tickets and stuff ready to go and get my clothes and stuff all ready. HECK, I may go get a mani/pedi before Sunday too.

Don't worry Tummy! If you forget your tickets at home you can always buy the 5th row seats that are still available at the door. All the money goes to Becky's House you know? It's where you have probably sent a few women over the years seeking shelter from YOU so you shouldn't feel too bad buying replacement tickets. Something tells me there are A LOT of tickets still available to this one! I'm surprised we haven't heard Jeff and Jer dedicate an entire showgram to how great this show will be and how great the cause is.

[ca_girl]

LBM had to put a bunch of deposits down on Tubbytown South, her new place. And because she's so self-centered, she probably purchased a bunch of new stuff for the place, and realized that, oops, even big deals run out of cash.

She is probably the most materialistic person on the planet, next to Brittany Spears. They're both cut from the same cheap cloth.
Plus her "hotel weekends" with the kids, I'm sure are costing a pretty penny. She doesn't seem the type to save $, so I have a feeling between her deposit on the house, retainer for the attorney, hotel & room service fees & shopping incessantly, she has no $ left.

Would Davecain be getting $ for the kids from her already, or is that something that happens once the divorce is final?

[pax]

I think LBM is moving to Kensington to be close to Davecain and the kids. Wouldn't it be ironic if after their house sells he moves somewhere completely different in the city???

[zodiac]

I think LBM is moving to Kensington to be close to Davecain and the kids. Wouldn't it be ironic if after their house sells he moves somewhere completely different in the city???

I would imagine that because their kids are so young and if they have joint custody that both parents must remain in close proximity of each other.

[Conceptis]

Conceptis! Give us the word! How cheerful are you these days? Where is Nurse Ratchet?

You know it's not good for me to be locked up like this and be laughing outloud. The staff is keeping a close eye on me, especially Nurse Ratchet (she is one scary b!tch).

[Conceptis]

Hey, Conceptis! Good to see you. How's it going?

Good to see you too. All is quiet on the front lines for now. Thanks for asking.

[11th Reader]

Would Davecain be getting $ for the kids from her already, or is that something that happens once the divorce is final?

I'm not quite familiar with the law in CA (I'll be getting familiar with it in May when I will likely be studying for the CA bar), but in WA...once there is a separation the parent without custody of the kids will start paying support if he/she is in the financial position to do so. I can't imagine that CA would be any different though, there's a Universal Child Custody Jurisdiction Act that kind of regulates things so that parents don't take one kid to another state that is more favorable to them.

[Sapphie]

You know it's not good for me to be locked up like this and be laughing outloud. The staff is keeping a close eye on me, especially Nurse Ratchet (she is one scary b!tch).

Conceptis! :) They let you back on the main ward!....it's ok, the scars will fade in time..but I hear Nurse Ratched is pretty strict with meds...

[pax]

Conceptis, how nice of Tubby to call you out on his blahg. What a pig. Did he also talk to you in person?

[Elton]

Why is Tubby worried about having tickets -- would he even need tickets since he's "part" of the show (as scary as that is)?

Can't wait til Laura posts pictures of her new decorated house -- you know she will. Anyone want to venture what it will look like? I'm guessing Target, IKEA, GTM and whatever she can get for free from doing radio spots. Plus 10 TVs, beanbag chairs, and a bubble gum machine. And lots of mirrors ("I'm so pretty!").

[pax]

I can't help myself... I'm going to watch the latest Tummy Tube episode. If I don't post again for awhile, you'll know what happened...

[Conceptis]

Conceptis, how nice of Tubby to call you out on his blahg. What a pig. Did he also talk to you in person?

I can neither confirm nor deny this.

[Layla]

I can neither confirm nor deny this.

I'm sorry but this game is already getting old. Tommy either threated you, or you're one of them. This "fear" your exhibiting is stupid either way. He can't touch you even if he knows who you are, you didn't do anything wrong. This is just beyond silly.

[pax]

Hay Suess Crisco, Conceptis, did he pay you off???

[pax]

I couldn't watch that piece of crap. I feel all dirty and sad now, too.

[DreamerGal]

Why is Tubby worried about having tickets -- would he even need tickets since he's "part" of the show (as scary as that is)?

Can't wait til Laura posts pictures of her new decorated house -- you know she will. Anyone want to venture what it will look like? I'm guessing Target, IKEA, GTM and whatever she can get for free from doing radio spots. Plus 10 TVs, beanbag chairs, and a bubble gum machine. And lots of mirrors ("I'm so pretty!").

I noticed she had lots of mirrors in the house to be sold. Several in every room. Plus, you KNOW when she was sitting out at the picnic tables with the kids on the porch, she faced the floor to ceiling windows so she could glimpse herself in the reflection.

[Elton]

Hay Suess Crisco, Conceptis, did he pay you off???

What in the heck are you guys talking about? Did I miss something? (obviously!)

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Thanks, Pax, for reminding me that I had not watched the latest TubbyTube.

What a waste of time. XXXL is *not* made to narrate a video clip. LBM did *not* look good in any of those dresses. I can't wait to see what she ends up wearing to Jingle Bomb.

I wonder if Mooch appreciates XXXL shopping for her and dressing her. Oh wait, free clothing and accessories. Of course she likes him dressing her....

And you just have to love the "oh, this is what it's like when you're stoned" bit with the garden spinners. Classic.

What a complete waste of time.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

What in the heck are you guys talking about? Did I miss something? (obviously!)

XXXL put a p.s. in one of his blogs last week (?) saying that they knew who Conceptis was....Conceptis then came on here and posted a very strange "lawyer-told-me-to-say-this-so-I-won't-get-sued-or-stalked-by-XXXL" post and then disappeared.

Now she's back but still posting in a strange way :)

[insightbyjake]

Let's burn candles and hug...
Boris and Jake are not gay!

(Not that there's anything wrong with that)

Although, I am recalling two great Gunny Highway lines right about now:

"Just because we're holding hands doesn't mean we'll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning."

And, my favorite,

"Why don't I bend you over the table there... send you home with the 'I just pumped the neighbor's cat' look on your face."

[oops]

Seeing the house for sale is a pitiful visual of a family destroyed by neglect, abuse and addiction. All her comments about "hand offs" and lack of personal responibility is too sad.

Definitely think J&J are disgusted and distanced themselves way back and are not at all happy with what's happened btwn her and FH. And rightly so. Too bad they can't boot them and be done with them. It's not like the show would be missing anything; she's not contributing squat and he hasn't produced a new bit in eons. He's signed Hanson and Marvin Hamlish? Wahoo!!!!!!

[insightbyjake]

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/laura_outfit_12_5_07done.jpg

First thought:

Rename the bit. Call it, "Sh*t-other-people-are-throwing-away-that-you-can-buy-at-a-crappy-consignment-shop."

Two more thoughts:

A. That is not a "pea coat." A pea coat is a below-the-hip-length, wool jacket, usually in navy-blue. Sailors wore pea coats. Does THAT look like a flippin' coat a sailor would wear? (Well, maybe a Village People sailor)

2. What a friggin' frump!!! (Like the "flippin"/"friggin" interchange?)

Laura: "Hi, I'm trying to find an outfit that accentuates my big thighs and ass, hides my bloated belly, but doesn't take away from my bleached-blonde hair, and perpetually-tilted head?"

Shopkeep: "I have just the combination for you!!"

[Conceptis]

I'm sorry but this game is already getting old. Tommy either threated you, or you're one of them. This "fear" your exhibiting is stupid either way. He can't touch you even if he knows who you are, you didn't do anything wrong. This is just beyond silly.

Threated? Your? (you're)

I have no fear for myself. I do have great concern for my children
and my family. Surely anyone can understand that.

[Conceptis]

Hay Suess Crisco, Conceptis, did he pay you off???

I have not, could not, would not be paid off. I do not like green eggs and ham. Sam I am.

[Layla]

Threated? Your? (you're)

I have no fear for myself. I do have great concern for my children
and my family. Surely anyone can understand that.

You obviously got the gist of what I was saying. Typos or not. You seem like a smart woman (well you DID, before you caved to Tommy). If he is threatening your children or your family YOU are the one with recourse and you should be getting a restraining order against him instead of restraining yourself for fears sake.

(was my typing better? I didn't even use spell check. Do I get a gold star?)

[wanky]

I noticed that Jeff doesn't seem supportive of Laura's sobriety either. I think he just got fed up with her addictions that was obviously an ongoing problem they knew about even before the public had any knowledge. His thoughts about her being forced to go to rehab:"It's about frickin' time!" You can sense his hostility towards her when he makes comments such as, "You're many things, but professional isn't one of them!" Laura has a long way to make amends for her erroneous ways. I hope she makes a better life for herself and her kids.

[Sapphie]

insightbyjake:
That is not a "pea coat." A pea coat is a below-the-hip-length, wool jacket, usually in navy-blue. Sailors wore pea coats. Does THAT look like a flippin' coat a sailor would wear? (Well, maybe a Village People sailor)

Maybe it's Sailor Tommy's pea-coat that was tailored to fit his vertically challenged stature?

Sheesh Jake...you cook and you are hip with fashion?..is there no end to your charm? :)

[GirlfromOR]

I thought we didn't care about typos and grammar here? If so, I'm in trouble! My shift key sticks alot and so my sentences generally lack capitalization.

I tend to agree w/ Layla though. We like drama here! Dish the dirt. I think if anyone were really being threatened or felt their family was in danger, they would be seeking recourse.

[GirlfromOR]

Laura has a long way to make amends for her erroneous ways. I hope she makes a better life for herself and her kids.

She better start trying to make things right with the people that she has hurt. Her attitude tells me that she hasn't even tried to make things better. It's not her fault, remember?

[Sapphie]

Layla...did you get an upgrade?..I just noticed your cute new little icon....:)

With all his recent revelations about how nasty his toes are lately I feel bad for the poor girl who ends up doing Flubby's pedicure.

[Layla]

Layla...did you get an upgrade?..I just noticed your cute new little icon....:)
I did. I hit 50 posts outside of this thread. The rest of the forum is actually very interesting.

[Sapphie]

I did. I hit 50 posts outside of this thread. The rest of the forum is actually very interesting.

Well, congrats then! :cheers:

[Wabbitsd]

Conceptis. Time to reregister with a nuevo nombre (the language of the evening is ESPANISH!) and mi amiga, spillo el dirto.

"Hay Suess Crisco" is my new favorite saying for today, as well.

Poster now formerly known as conceptis...you can whisper stuff in my ear (don't get any ideas, though, ok?) and I'll tell everyone as if I knew it all first hand. That would protect you. Honest injun. And if TubaBellyTommy gets excited, remind him I scare telemarketers and those "customer service" types with these few words: "You don't get paid nearly enough to have to listen to the likes of me...."

[OneKidOneDogMom]

I did. I hit 50 posts outside of this thread. The rest of the forum is actually very interesting.

Dang, woman. I'm jealous. I thought I would get there first. Guess I've been too busy with other stuff to troll the forums :)

[SDGirl87]

Well, I watched it. I shouldn't have...I was warned.

There's one thing I'm wondering...they weren't clear, and pardon me for asking...

Does anyone know what size Moochelle wears? They seem to have skipped that part (gag)

Ok...it is time for this girl to go to sleep. I will now leave my computer desk and retire to my room! Nighty night!

[LisaP]

I haven't had time to breathe much less check in here. Seriously, this thing called "work" is really cutting into "my" time.

Can't comment on the posts of the past five days as I can't say that I read and digested them all.

But DAMN YOU ALL [yes I used ALL CAPS] who recently posted about the latest TummyTube. I just could not avoid that trainwreck. Does anyone know the number or e-mail to whoever it is, that I ask for the past 5 mins of my life back, because after watching that, ACK, what a waste.

Laura's swaying back-and-forth in the beginning had me feeling like I was on a cruise ship in rocky seas. And if that wasn't enough, she popped out in a green dress. That would be green like I felt after being on a rocking ship which means that I wanted to puke when I saw the dress.

Oh there is so much more that I could say, but I really feel so far behind right now, and am not sure when I can fully catch up.

[GirlfromOR]

Yeah, those dresses were pretty hideous. I love how she mentioned that her dress is very "Audrina from the Hills." Audrina is what? 22? Laura is almost 40! BeBe is a store for girls my age, not Laura's. She needs to dress her age, it would make her look a lot better. She shouldn't be showing so much thigh because it does nothing for her.

[califbrat]

SDGirl87

For in the rainning morning.. FH did say on tommy T. that Mochy wore a size 6.. and yes I am still burning from watching it! Just when I thought I new better I got lured in again...my daddy lives across the street from UTC and they make it sound like mall heaven... wish I had the time to shop & make video's like the big deals do.. hey & with food too!

[SDReadhead]

Quote from the Flublog:

First comes marriage, then comes----well you know that song, right?

...um, - - -the Domestic Violence?... - - -the restraining orders?

Hahahahahah I want Sapphie to make me laugh in my real life, too.

I agree -- Jake = Younger Sean Connery but taller and smarter.

[Sapphie]

'k SDReadhead...let's go crack open a few Guinnesses....hhmm...what is the plural for Guinness?..Guinii?..whatever, let's have more than one!

[Texasgirl]

Several pages ago, I made a comment about Charly reminding me of other kids who "educators" sometimes call FLK's (funny looking kids). I want to make sure that what was in my head came through in the post, and I fear it did not. I absolutely was not referring to Fetal Alcohol Syndrome or other medical diagnoses. My heart breaks for children who have lifelong problems caused by their parents. I meant those kids who are kind of lanky and a little uncoordinated (usually because they are paying more attention to a bug trail they are following on the ground or something).

No hard feelings, ok?

DC#44

[blondmom]

I noticed she had lots of mirrors in the house to be sold. Several in every room. Plus, you KNOW when she was sitting out at the picnic tables with the kids on the porch, she faced the floor to ceiling windows so she could glimpse herself in the reflection.

The mirrors were for snorting coke.

[insightbyjake]

Yeah, those dresses were pretty hideous. I love how she mentioned that her dress is very "Audrina from the Hills." Audrina is what? 22? Laura is almost 40! BeBe is a store for girls my age, not Laura's. She needs to dress her age, it would make her look a lot better. She shouldn't be showing so much thigh because it does nothing for her.

"She shouldn't be showing so much thigh..?"

First of all, she shouldn't be showing ANY thigh.

However, maybe, on a good day, she could show only one leg....THAT would be less thigh.

"She needs to dress her age..."

What is that attire, exactly?

WANTED: "Out-fit for, over-the-hill-bleach-blonde-skank-formerly-married-but-now-posing-as-a-cougar-with-two-AFS-kids-no-assets-a-waffle-tummy-cellulite-back-side-and-a-sh*t-load-of-anger-toward-most-men."

Shopkeep: "I have the perfect outfit for you! It's from our Hester Prynne line!! And, it contains the beautiful letter 'A' on the front, which, of couse, stands for 'Addicted, and, A-Big-Deal'!"

[insightbyjake]

I noticed that Jeff doesn't seem supportive of Laura's sobriety either. I think he just got fed up with her addictions that was obviously an ongoing problem they knew about even before the public had any knowledge. His thoughts about her being forced to go to rehab:"It's about frickin' time!" You can sense his hostility towards her when he makes comments such as, "You're many things, but professional isn't one of them!" Laura has a long way to make amends for her erroneous ways. I hope she makes a better life for herself and her kids.

Jeff is supportive of Jeff. He is about him. His wives are discarded when they no longer realize, life is about Jeff and Jeff's dealing with Jeff. Jeff's women need to come into an awareness of Jeffdom, and all that causes Jeffdom and its Jeff-like by-products.

His prayer groups deal with Jeff being a better Jeff, and how Jeff-the-dad, is better than all the other Not-Jeff-the-dad- guys in the world.

Laura-the-addict does little to grow Jeff-the-most-important-guy-in-the-world, so Jeff decides his Jeff compassion is better served on small babies who can fully appreciate the Jeff-ness of Jeff and all he has to offer those who truly get Jeff -- the-boy-from-Ohio-who-can't-recover-from-his-sad-"Why-isn't-always-about-Jeff?"-childhood.

Now, Tommy, on the other hand, seems to have dealt quite well with his upbringing. Seldom does he mention his past. We hardly ever hear about his dad, his mom, Guam, hot-dogs, being "poor," drug-addict sibblings, over-eating issues,.....

Yes, Tommy appears to have a good grip on adulthood without letting his childhood sway him. That's why he's such a steady, solid dad to his kids.

Gosh, Jeff and Tommy and their aforementioned issues......Randy, living at home until 48....Jerry and his disconnected-from-dad-issues-but-close-enough-to-mom-and-sister-to-sway-toward-gay,.....Laura and her-dad-is-dead-but-visits-me-as-an-orb-and-a-penny,.......this crew should be the poster crew for the "When Dad's F*ck-Up" special on Lifetime.

[pax]

I will say it out loud this time - Jake, I love you. Your last post was great!

[iamapes]

So due to the rain I was able to tune in longer than usual. 2 things I thought I'd share...
1-The show started off with Jer telling a joke about 3 guys dying on Christmas Eve and when he said the punch line Delana was supposed to play Joy to the World [or some similar Christmas carol] but instead she accidently played Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog. I thought it was rather funny that that's what got played; Jer didn't. He kept calling Delana an idiot and had to re-tell his punch line with the proper music playing.
2-The Movie Mom called in talking about movies. She was talking about the movie The Atonement and Jer labeled it a chick flick and more or less said he didn't want to see it. The Movie Mom went on to describe the movie and said that there was crude and violent [or something along those lines] sex scenes. Jer then said that he changed his mind and would like to see it.
Jer sucks!

And, oh, not one word out of Jeff the whole time I tuned in. I suppose that means he wasn't there? What the hell is that about?

[Carol]

I must have caught a few min of the show right after you, Jeff was on.

[DreamerGal]

Tubby's Blahg:

Friday December 7, 2007 4:55am
Friday, December 7, 2007 at 8:51am

Friday December 7, 2007 4:55am: December 7th….The date that will live in infamy. Here’s a little history. We all know Pearl Harbor was bombed on this date back in 1941, but on December 8th, GUAM was attacked and then occupied by the Japanese. My mom was only 15 years old back then and she was mistreated and beaten by Japanese soldiers. My mom has a scar on her leg from being hurt while only 15 years old. A few years later the American’s overtook Guam and then it was a happier time for my mom and her family. Wow, I forgot about that time in my mom’s life, until I saw the date today! So, today when you see the news about remembering Pearl Harbor, now you know 24 hours later Guam was attacked.

Okay, last night I had the pleasure and honor to give Laura her 9 month token. I love going to those meetings. It does help me personally. I don’t want to dare say in front of you that I think I’m a better person than “them” and that I don’t need to go to those meetings, but I do. I have never ever bottomed out or got in trouble AND the only thing they want from you for membership is a desire to simply want to stop. Why not drink a coke or a glass of water at a bar? Why not go to a Christmas party and just say, ”I’m not drinking”…..There is nothing wrong with that and it is more admirable in my opinion. By the way, it’s better to watch people get SH—T FACED than being one of those people.

So, I can’t wait for 3 more months and I hope I get the honor of handing her, her one year token and cake!

It’s after 5am and I haven’t even showered. I better get going and get in the bathroom and take a slow ride to work, because it is raining pretty hard.

Speaking of which: The walks and hikes are on hold for this weekend……There may be a few regulars at each location this weekend, but for the most part we are expecting rain and so with that in mind, we are not doing the usual hikes and walks. Miramar Lake and Mission Bay might be cool to walk during the rain. I was in Bonita yesterday and that golf course on Bonita Road looks cool to walk along, but I think that’s dirt, but maybe not.

Before I forget: STEELERS WILL BEAT THE PATRIOTS THIS WEEKEND!

Here’s a dumb question: Where is it written that a married couple has to live in the same house at night. The reason why I’m saying that is that I am really snoring up a storm and I feel so bad for Michelle. The earplugs don’t even work anymore. I am making an appointment for the Darth Vader mask, but I see Michelle all day long, can a married couple live in 2 homes at night? That will solve the snoring problem, right? She is trying so hard to put me to sleep by 8pm, but I work too much so I don’t do it and it’s really making her upset with me. She is trying so hard to help me. I sure love Michelle.

HEY, I’m just teasing about the different home thing. I just wanted to say that I’m still snoring and it’s a very hard thing to overcome. I have an ego where I tend to think I may not snore at night, but in reality, I’m snoring too loud and it’s not good. How embarrassing for me, but it’s the truth.

To Michelle, SORRY I SNORE! I love you!

[Layla]

I don’t want to dare say in front of you that I think I’m a better person than “them” and that I don’t need to go to those meetings, but I do. I have never ever bottomed out or got in trouble AND the only thing they want from you for membership is a desire to simply want to stop. Why not drink a coke or a glass of water at a bar? Why not go to a Christmas party and just say, ”I’m not drinking”…..There is nothing wrong with that and it is more admirable in my opinion. By the way, it’s better to watch people get SH—T FACED than being one of those people.
As if he knows what it's like to get soda or water at a bar! And he's better because he hasn't bottomed out yet? Laura lives in his house, after bottoming out (or being forced to) and she's ok with him thinking he's BETTER than her?
Tommy, you're no better than any one of those people. In fact, I'd venture to guess that quite a few of them are better than you! They probably haven't cheated on their spouses, or been charged with domestic violence. I suppose the fact that you do that semi-sober makes it all ok.

[boris85]

First thought:

Rename the bit. Call it, "Sh*t-other-people-are-throwing-away-that-you-can-buy-at-a-crappy-consignment-shop."

Two more thoughts:

A. That is not a "pea coat." A pea coat is a below-the-hip-length, wool jacket, usually in navy-blue. Sailors wore pea coats. Does THAT look like a flippin' coat a sailor would wear? (Well, maybe a Village People sailor)

2. What a friggin' frump!!! (Like the "flippin"/"friggin" interchange?)

Laura: "Hi, I'm trying to find an outfit that accentuates my big thighs and ass, hides my bloated belly, but doesn't take away from my bleached-blonde hair, and perpetually-tilted head?"

Shopkeep: "I have just the combination for you!!"


Pea coat (i.e. pee coat - more like a urine coat. Laura - stop shrinking your clothes. Oh wait, you've been growing. Are you Alice?

[SDchick]

All I caught this morning was them making fun of poor old Hanni, and a co-worker of mine (he's slowly but surely starting to hate J&J because of all the things I point out!) said one of them was being a d*ck because he wouldn't let Hani in the studio because he was sick. He said it didn't sound like a joke,either, that Jerk or Jeff wouldn't let him in - he had to sing outside!!!

Was that real? I didn't hear it. Oh, I did hear Paul Rudy and Tubby talk about football, but it was all about Tubby, and growing up in Chula Vista.

[boris85]

I am so sick of Tummy apologizing for his snoring, mentioing his snoring, commenting on his snoring, etc. Get help, get it fixed, and get over it!!! If you were truly sorry, you'd get medical help, you lazy sack of Guamanian Lumpia...

[des1969]

Originally posted by Wabbitsd
Elton, we have to keep in mind she might be "shopping ahead" for her outfits of the week, too. That can soak up da dough.

I bet the station pays for the 73 cents outfits. I would be highly surprised if she had to pay for anything at all outside of her basic necessities, perks of being a "big deal"

[boris85]

Anyone see Laura's sack - I mean dress - on the website? It's as if she said: "What can I wear that will make me look eveb fatter than I already am?" Is she audtioning to be on BooBah?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d5/Boohbahmagique.jpg

That dress looks inappropriate and looks like something you'd put on getting out of the shower! Looks like she has Tummy envy from living with him for so long and wants to look like him. "Umpa, umpa, umpito Ohh - if you are fat I'll eat lumpia with you..."

[des1969]

Originally posted by iamapes
So due to the rain I was able to tune in longer than usual. 2 things I thought I'd share...
1-The show started off with Jer telling a joke about 3 guys dying on Christmas Eve and when he said the punch line Delana was supposed to play Joy to the World [or some similar Christmas carol] but instead she accidently played Jeremiah Was a Bullfrog. I thought it was rather funny that that's what got played; Jer didn't. He kept calling Delana an idiot and had to re-tell his punch line with the proper music playing.
2-The Movie Mom called in talking about movies. She was talking about the movie The Atonement and Jer labeled it a chick flick and more or less said he didn't want to see it. The Movie Mom went on to describe the movie and said that there was crude and violent [or something along those lines] sex scenes. Jer then said that he changed his mind and would like to see it.
Jer sucks!

That he does. All of the spewgram (except Delana) but Jer most of all are the most arrogant, self-absorbed, nasty, selfrighteous, hypocritical bunch of losers I have had the displeasure of sharing the same air with. Not just Laura, they ALL need a reality check

[SDchick]

From yesterday's Laura entry, "I went to the bank last night to get some cash, and to my horror, I discovered that I only have $209 until next Friday.

Oopsy. I've been shelling out some pretty hefty checks this month so far, so it's not too much of a shock. No time like Christmastime to be broke! Woo-hoo!"

Hmmm, once again I have to ask, does SHE pay for those weekend hotel jaunts? I thought they might be free-bees, but I've never heard her do any commericals for them, so maybe she pays for the weekend stays?

I know for a fact that The Hotel Del is over $300 a night, plus $20 for parking a day, PLUS they make you pay a mandatory "tourist" fee of $20 bucks or so for a daily newspaper and sea world coupons (even if you live in SD). My cousins stay there for one night every summer, and I'm always trying to get them to save their money, but anyway, they insist.

Does anyone know for sure if Laura pays for these hotel jaunts?

Poor thing, maybe she should not be paying all that money for Catamaran, room service, Bickram's yoga (that can be really expensive!) etc...

[SDGirl87]

OH DEAR LORD. All she needs is a towel on her head and she's ready for the showers!! GOOD HEAVENS that's horrible. It truly looks like she just stepped out of or is about to step into the shower. How on EARTH can she (or anyone???) think that's attractive????????????????????? Honestly, a burlap sack would look better.

Laura...PLEASE. Lose the towel. Find a DRESS. Something with some color. It's holiday season...how about some red and green...not the neon puke green that you tried on, but a soft, lovely forest green, or a quiet understated sophisticated red? Gold or cream perhaps? Let US help you.

Oh man that is horrible. It truly is. To think, this woman is going to be my neighbor soon. (shudder)

[SDchick]

OH DEAR LORD. All she needs is a towel on her head and she's ready for the showers!! GOOD HEAVENS that's horrible. It truly looks like she just stepped out of or is about to step into the shower. How on EARTH can she (or anyone???) think that's attractive????????????????????? Honestly, a burlap sack would look better.

Laura...PLEASE. Lose the towel. Find a DRESS. Something with some color. It's holiday season...how about some red and green...not the neon puke green that you tried on, but a soft, lovely forest green, or a quiet understated sophisticated red? Gold or cream perhaps? Let US help you.

Oh man that is horrible. It truly is. To think, this woman is going to be my neighbor soon. (shudder)
Girl, I'm lost, please help! Is everyone talking about her outfit of the week pseudo-peacoat? Or did I not stay tuned long enough on Tummy Tube yesterday? Where can I go to see said hideous outfit?

[11ListenerNot]

If you go to the j and j webpage it has a picture of Laura with a UPS package. Click and you will see her jingleball dress. Again, she's trying to dress like a 25 year old ugh

[SDchick]

If you go to the j and j webpage it has a picture of Laura with a UPS package. Click and you will see her jingleball dress. Again, she's trying to dress like a 25 year old ugh
I'm on it! Thanks!

[11ListenerNot]

:disa:
Friday, December 7, 2007 at 11:56am

Dear Diary.

I woke up at 3:31 this morning and opened up the window near the bed just a smidge so I could hear the beautiful rain. I had one more luscious hour of sleep, and it was blissful, until Tommy knocked on the door and said "YOU UP?"

"Yes, I'm up…" Ugh. Today, I'm picking up my boy at noon because he has a half-day. I remember hating rainy days when I was in elementary school because we had to stay inside and it was so stuffy and yucky. I'm going to rescue my boy from that fate today.

I want to get him a cute haircut for Jingle Ball. Hilary said something so cute yesterday when I told her I was taking Charlie. She said, "Best date ever!" Yep. She's right. Anyway, I want Charlie to get one of those super cute faux-hawks…you know, where the hair comes up in a slight peak in the middle. His father will have a cow if I do that to his son. Maybe just a nice boy hair-cut, not that military thing his dad gives him every once in awhile.

So, my Jingle Ball dress came in the mail yesterday. It came in a UPS envelope. Yes, in an envelope. The size M isn't so potato-sacky so I think I'm gonna go ahead and wear it. Tall boots and my hounds-tooth coat and I'm good to go.

Last night was awesome. Tommy said some really touching things about me when he presented me with my 9 month token. The best part was when he talked about me being a good mom. That made me feel so happy. That's all I really want to be know for…being a good Mom.

Charlie told me again yesterday that I'm nice and Dadda's fun. I looked at him and said, "Look, Kid, how much more fun can I possibly be! I slide down the stairs wrapped in a blanket, I sneak into ballparks, I make up funny words to Evan's Pre-school songs, I show you funny fart videos on the internet, I take you guys to hotels and order room service and I'm taking you to Jingle Ball!!!! Kid, how much more fun can I possibly be?"

He says, "Momma, you're nice and Dadda's fun."

I guess I'm going to have to build a theme park in my new backyard before the kid will give me props. Dude, not happy about this at all.

See you on Monday, Diary.

[Wabbitsd]

FH so lives in the land of denial. He hasn't bottomed out? He hasn't gotten in trouble? who is he fooling? And I don't believe for even one second his story about his mother in Guam.

He is so needy...he reminds me of a disgraced columnist from the Chicago SunTimes...Bob Greene. Not Oprah's Bob Greene...but the sleazoid guy who was busted for having S-E-X with a high school student...

Someone...someone quick...if you know Laura or have some kind of access to her. Read her the freakin story of "The Emperor's new clothes..."

no, forget that. Here's the Cliff Notes version: "NEVER believe complimentary words issued by a charlatan who wants something from you." and the poor kids. Quit making them tell you what a great Mom you are.

If you are truly a great Mom...they won't need to say a thing. Quit making them reinforce and feed your own selfish, narcissistic needs.

Gad, that woman bugs the heck out of me. So she chats about a haircut for Charlie...not one that he wants, but one that would compliment her freakin outfit for a stupid night out.

[11ListenerNot]

All I caught this morning was them making fun of poor old Hanni, and a co-worker of mine (he's slowly but surely starting to hate J&J because of all the things I point out!) said one of them was being a d*ck because he wouldn't let Hani in the studio because he was sick. He said it didn't sound like a joke,either
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It wasn't a joke. Yesterday Hanni made mention that he wasn't feeling good, and J**k said something to the effect of "well I hope you don't come into the studio and contaminate the kids"
Creep!

[Fatosaurus]

Hey gang, long time lurker, first time poster. I found this website while I was searching for info on Laura's "problem".

This morning's segment Chanukah was real smooth, wasn't it? It's time to ditch the San Diego Chanukah song. She hasn't been the mayor of San Diego since 1992. What would Tommy say? When is the song coming out in paperback?

[SDGirl87]

From yesterday's Laura entry, "I went to the bank last night to get some cash, and to my horror, I discovered that I only have $209 until next Friday.

Ya know...if I was a week out from my paycheck, and I had $209 left...as long as all of my bills are paid (which is done immediately when I get paid anyway), then I'd be very pleased. To normal people, that's a lot of money to have for a week. I make enough to be comfortable, pay my bills, put some aside for retirement and savings, and play a little. $200 at the end of the pay cycle would be lovely!!!

Ok...I'll hush now and return to the "not such a big deal" world that I live in.

[BecInCA]

Is it just me, or does this dress make LBM look like she's got a black bathtowel wrapped around her? This is not a good look for her.

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/laura_jbdress.html

Here's the link if the image is not posting: http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/laura_jbdress.html

[Layla]

Charlie told me again yesterday that I'm nice and Dadda's fun. I looked at him and said, "Look, Kid, how much more fun can I possibly be! I slide down the stairs wrapped in a blanket, I sneak into ballparks, I make up funny words to Evan's Pre-school songs, I show you funny fart videos on the internet, I take you guys to hotels and order room service and I'm taking you to Jingle Ball!!!! Kid, how much more fun can I possibly be?"


He says, "Momma, you're nice and Dadda's fun."

I guess I'm going to have to build a theme park in my new backyard before the kid will give me props. Dude, not happy about this at all.
Laura, how bout you stop TRYING to be fun and just be genuine? Oh, that's right, the genuine you is passed out on the bathroom floor.
So what if Charlie think's you're nice a Dad's fun? Would you rather him think you're a wretched witch and Dad's fun? At least he thinks something good of you, which is quite surprising considering how smart that kid is supposed to be.

[SDchick]

oh. my. God.

That dress looked GREAT on Nicole Richie, and even then it was only because that was "her style." and not because it was flattering.

Only waifs should wear anything like that! And is Laura planning on keeping her bare arms hidden behind her like that all night?

I wonder why she's being fancy this year? First year as a single woman?

Two years ago or so, she went onstage looking really cute in flattering jeans (imagine that), pointy shoes, and this cool-looking top. It was festive, flattering, and looked "rich" like she'd spent a lot of money on it.

Come to think of it, she'd gone to this shi-shi boutique, and was getting it loaned for free that year.

[Wabbitsd]

Nothing screams "I wish I was back in the sorority looking for a one night stand to turn into a holiday date that I could take home to my folks!" like that dress.

[SDchick]

I want Charlie to get one of those super cute faux-hawks…you know, where the hair comes up in a slight peak in the middle. His father will have a cow if I do that to his son. Maybe just a nice boy hair-cut, not that military thing his dad gives him every once in awhile.
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Can we say passive-aggressive, anyone?

[SDchick]

I want Charlie to get one of those super cute faux-hawks…you know, where the hair comes up in a slight peak in the middle. His father will have a cow if I do that to his son. Maybe just a nice boy hair-cut, not that military thing his dad gives him every once in awhile.
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Can we say passive-aggressive, anyone?

[garybear]

[QUOTE=DreamerGal]Tubby's Blahg:

Friday December 7, 2007 4:55am
Friday, December 7, 2007 at 8:51am



Okay, last night I had the pleasure and honor to give Laura her 9 month token. I love going to those meetings. It does help me personally. I don’t want to dare say in front of you that I think I’m a better person than “them” and that I don’t need to go to those meetings, but I do. I have never ever bottomed out or got in trouble AND the only thing they want from you for membership is a desire to simply want to stop. Why not drink a coke or a glass of water at a bar? Why not go to a Christmas party and just say, ”I’m not drinking”…..There is nothing wrong with that and it is more admirable in my opinion. By the way, it’s better to watch people get SH—T FACED than being one of those people.

What FH fails to realize is that AA was not created to be free therapy for him. His misses the point of AA every single time. He needs to suck it up and either go to the right group which is OA (Overeaters Anonymous) or actually do the right thing and stop taking advantage of AA and pay for his own darn therapy.

[boris85]

Charlie told me again yesterday that I'm nice and Dadda's fun. I looked at him and said, "Look, Kid, how much more fun can I possibly be! I slide down the stairs wrapped in a blanket, I sneak into ballparks, I make up funny words to Evan's Pre-school songs, I show you funny fart videos on the internet, I take you guys to hotels and order room service and I'm taking you to Jingle Ball!!!! Kid, how much more fun can I possibly be?"


Laura, how bout you stop TRYING to be fun and just be genuine? Oh, that's right, the genuine you is passed out on the bathroom floor.
So what if Charlie think's you're nice a Dad's fun? Would you rather him think you're a wretched witch and Dad's fun? At least he thinks something good of you, which is quite surprising considering how smart that kid is supposed to be.

Good point! What about trying to be a good mom who teaches morals and life lessons! Stop competing with Dave! A good parent is not always "fun." And get a clue - act mature - stop showing fart videos; stop trying to stir the pot by wanting to get Charlie an unconventional haircut that you know will upset Dave! Why do you want Chimp Charlie to stand out, be “different,” etc.? I don't even think it's appropriate for him to go to Jingle Ball – it’s too loud and he’s too young. So far, you've taught your kids how to be an addict, how to break the law, how to disregard others, how to be rebellious, how to mooch off of others, how to spend frivolously. Great mom!

[SDchick]

I want Charlie to get one of those super cute faux-hawks…you know, where the hair comes up in a slight peak in the middle. His father will have a cow if I do that to his son. Maybe just a nice boy hair-cut, not that military thing his dad gives him every once in awhile.
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Can we say passive-aggressive, anyone?

And is that a "fake entry" from someone about her not being the fun one? HOLY BALLS, BATMAN! (sorry don't know word of the day yet)

Kids KNOW when you're trying too hard! Stop trying to "win" the parent competition!

[GGmami]

Something happened to me this morning that hasn't happened in such a long time...I laughed while listening to a morning show on the radio! No, it wasn't J&J. I decided to try the Mikey Show and they were making fun of the song "Delilah". I actually laughed out loud and then I remembered what it used to be like when J&J were funny. When it happened I thought of all you...I knew you would understand the importance of this breakthrough. I'm done with J&J :wavey2:

[boris85]

This just in...Laura will be staring in a reality show on MTV. No - not the Hills, not the Bachelor (she wishes). It's called..."America's Next Top Pill-Popping, Coke Snorting, Meth Soking, Booze-Chugging Whore." Ron Jeremy and Lindsay Lohan will co-host.

[11th Reader]

FH just keeps telling himself that he hasn't bottomed out and that he doesn't really need to go to these meetings because it allows him the "holier than thou" attitude of saying "I don't need to drink" but still allows him the ability to get drunk...or should I say "mentally prepared for a concert" with Jer(k).

[SDGirl87]

If you want to know WHY Charlie thinks that Dad is fun and you are nice...try asking him what he means by that. How is Dad "fun". His definition of fun may not be quite what you're thinking...

If you want to know why Dad would freak out over the teenage haircut, try checking a calendar. Your son is not 14. He's 7. He needs a 7 year old haircut...should cost about $10 and take 10 minutes. I agree with Boris, he should NOT be going to Jingle Ball. No 7 year old who hasn't already been exposed to violent domestic abuse should not hear about it at a concert. It IS too loud and too late and too adult for a 7 year old. (or is he 9?? either way, same point).

Wabbit...as for her dress, well it IS easy access...top and bottom. Quick tug down, quick tug up and presto...ready for some luvin'...right?? (EWWWWWWWWWWWWW). Heck...a broom closet back stage will do (privacy, right?). No one need be the wiser. The trick will be to do her hair in that whole wind blown, messy look so she doesn't even need to fix it when done. Just a quick reapp of the lipstick, a straighten of the top and bottom of the towel....errrr...sack...errrr...dress and she's good to go.

(Does anyone else see my cat claws??)

[boris85]

If you want to know WHY Charlie thinks that Dad is fun and you are nice...try asking him what he means by that. How is Dad "fun". His definition of fun may not be quite what you're thinking...

If you want to know why Dad would freak out over the teenage haircut, try checking a calendar. Your son is not 14. He's 7. He needs a 7 year old haircut...should cost about $10 and take 10 minutes. I agree with Boris, he should NOT be going to Jingle Ball. No 7 year old who hasn't already been exposed to violent domestic abuse should not hear about it at a concert. It IS too loud and too late and too adult for a 7 year old. (or is he 9?? either way, same point).

Wabbit...as for her dress, well it IS easy access...top and bottom. Quick tug down, quick tug up and presto...ready for some luvin'...right?? (EWWWWWWWWWWWWW). Heck...a broom closet back stage will do (privacy, right?). No one need be the wiser. The trick will be to do her hair in that whole wind blown, messy look so she doesn't even need to fix it when done. Just a quick reapp of the lipstick, a straighten of the top and bottom of the towel....errrr...sack...errrr...dress and she's good to go.

(Does anyone else see my cat claws??)

The dress is easy access, AND, she can hide her kids underneath to get them in free and include a few bottles of Jack. The dress that keeps on giving. If she were in a plane over the ocean, she could pull the secret cord on the dress and it would become a parachute and then inflate just before making contact with the water!! In my opinion, young kids need age appropriate, respectable haircuts. Wild, unconventional haircuts only teach disrepect for authority and the rules. Then again, Laura's mom did dress her as a hooker for Halloween when she was Chimp's age. My son would love to go to a rock concert - and I might consider taking him when he's older - maybe 12 - if it's an appropriate concert with a positive message (i.e., U2). Remember their recent Jingle Ball when Smash Mouth performed and used horrible language. Also, Laura is incapable of watching her kids when they're at home, let alone at a crowded rock concert. Maybe she'll let Charlie Chimp have his first joint with Jer. "Wow..you're the fun one mommy, but why do you keep spinning around...I'm sure hungry for some reason...more cotton candy!!!

[Trixie]

Maybe one explanation for Jeff giving LBM the silent treatment is because he is fuming on the inside because LBM will be a free woman, once divorced, and Jeff is scheming (sp?) on how to dump Krusty and tag LBM as his next bride?

Jeff would get an instant N + 2 kids with the LBM union.

Jeff is jealous that Tubby is currently roommates with LBM and awarded her with the token (emphasis on Toke).

[11th Reader]

Maybe one explanation for Jeff giving LBM the silent treatment is because he is fuming on the inside because LBM will be a free woman, once divorced, and Jeff is scheming (sp?) on how to dump Krusty and tag LBM as his next bride?

LBM is too old for Jeff...if anything, he's got his eye out for Evie to turn 18.

[Trixie]

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/jb_dress_1.jpg

[boris85]

Maybe one explanation for Jeff giving LBM the silent treatment is because he is fuming on the inside because LBM will be a free woman, once divorced, and Jeff is scheming (sp?) on how to dump Krusty and tag LBM as his next bride?

Jeff would get an instant N + 2 kids with the LBM union.

Jeff is jealous that Tubby is currently roommates with LBM and awarded her with the token (emphasis on Toke).

Very possible. Maybe Jeff is secretly a Mormon. He needs more kids to populate his planet. He does have a thing for secret underwear.

[boris85]

This just in...Pam just won the role of Johnny Cash in Jer's new musical: "Man in Black, Or Turkey-Necked Woman."

[Trixie]

Tummy Blog has a new photo today.
Gone is the Mooch and XXXL mugshot.
Now it has the hiking group from Torrey Pines.

[Trixie]

This just in...Pam just won the role of Johnny Cash in Jer's new musical: "Man in Black, Or Turkey-Necked Woman."

Referring to Pam as "Turkey-Necked" is an awesome label for the vegetarian!

[Trixie]

LBM is too old for Jeff...if anything, he's got his eye out for Evie to turn 18.

That's right, the younger girls do it for him. I guess that would make Vanessa next in line (sorry Amused), who is now a teenager.

[zodiac]

So, I'll admit it, I watch The Hills. But not in a I-want-to-be-just-like-those-girls kind of way. More like I-have-a-wonderful-stable-life-and-I-enjoy-other-peoples-drama kind of way. It drives my hubby insane, he hates my taste in TV. Sorry, I digress a bit.
Laura's choice in the dress is EXACTLY what Lauren/Audrina/Whitney would wear to a shindig, so I'm in no way surprised at her choice in attire. Like someone earlier said it's a perfect dress for a 22 year old size 2, not an almost-40 year old size normal (I still don't think she's FAT).
I agree that nice jeans and a cute top go a long way. Don't wear the bebe dress! Plus, her son is her date, she should not be wearing such a 'sexy' dress, it just doesn't seem right.

SDGirl, I'm a little feisty today too!

[DreamerGal]

:disa:
Friday, December 7, 2007 at 11:56am

Dear Diary.

... I remember hating rainy days when I was in elementary school because we had to stay inside and it was so stuffy and yucky. I'm going to rescue my boy from that fate today.

I want to get him a cute haircut for Jingle Ball. ... Charlie to get one of those super cute faux-hawks…you know, where the hair comes up in a slight peak in the middle. His father will have a cow if I do that to his son. Maybe just a nice boy hair-cut, not that military thing his dad gives him every once in awhile.

So, my Jingle Ball dress came in the mail yesterday. It came in a UPS envelope. Yes, in an envelope. The size M isn't so potato-sacky so I think I'm gonna go ahead and wear it. Tall boots and my hounds-tooth coat and I'm good to go.

Last night was awesome. Tommy said some really touching things about me when he presented me with my 9 month token. The best part was when he talked about me being a good mom. That made me feel so happy. That's all I really want to be know for…being a good Mom.

Charlie told me again yesterday that I'm nice and Dadda's fun. I looked at him and said, "Look, Kid, how much more fun can I possibly be! I slide down the stairs wrapped in a blanket, I sneak into ballparks, I make up funny words to Evan's Pre-school songs, I show you funny fart videos on the internet, I take you guys to hotels and order room service and I'm taking you to Jingle Ball!!!! Kid, how much more fun can I possibly be?"

1. Rescuing the kid from school. Good message for the boy. Way to be the "fun" parent.

2. "His father will have a cow if I do that to his son." So now she's calling Dave "his father." I remember when my parents were divorced and they were very angry with each other. This kind of reference is not lost on a broken hearted child. Where they used to say "Mom" or "Dad," they started saying "your mother" or "your father." It was noticed and it was very sad. Leave the kids out of it, LBM. Pick your fat butt off the ground, grow the hell up, and start MOTHERING your children, rather than expecting THEM to make the fallout from your failure better for you.

3. Large or Medium, the dress is a potato sack. You look horrible. Get something that's age appropriate and flattering. It's not that difficult if you just shake the need to "be" a 20-something girl.

4. I am so surprised that you would not have your sponsor give you your token. Your sponsor is supposed to be intimately involved in your recovery, guiding you and giving you help. Obviously, you haven't committed that deeply to recovery yet. Tommy said some touching things? Are you sure he wasn't just touching you? That sounds more like our Tubby-Loompa.

5. If you continue to compete with Dave for the "fun parent" role, you're going to lose all respect those kids have for you. Dave has it hands down, because he's been there for those kids from the beginning, consistently. You're more of a sporadic mom who's there when she needs some reassurance that she's a "good mom" or a "fun mom" or whatever you're looking to your kids to fill your cup with.

Seriously, LBM, grow up!!!

[boris85]

So, I'll admit it, I watch The Hills. But not in a I-want-to-be-just-like-those-girls kind of way. More like I-have-a-wonderful-stable-life-and-I-enjoy-other-peoples-drama kind of way. It drives my hubby insane, he hates my taste in TV. Sorry, I digress a bit.
Laura's choice in the dress is EXACTLY what Lauren/Audrina/Whitney would wear to a shindig, so I'm in no way surprised at her choice in attire. Like someone earlier said it's a perfect dress for a 22 year old size 2, not an almost-40 year old size normal (I still don't think she's FAT).
I agree that nice jeans and a cute top go a long way. Don't wear the bebe dress! Plus, her son is her date, she should not be wearing such a 'sexy' dress, it just doesn't seem right.

SDGirl, I'm a little feisty today too!

Zodiac - either you've read my latest book: "The World According to Boris: 10 Things People Can Do To Create Intelligent Posts on Websites About Radio Idiots," or you've started using NatureBee. Your clarity and reason are right on! Laura is NOT a size two like our goddess J-Love. She's more like a size 12-14. Give the dress back to the hot air balloon tours company!

[BecInCA]

1. Rescuing the kid from school. Good message for the boy. Way to be the "fun" parent.

2. "His father will have a cow if I do that to his son." So now she's calling Dave "his father." I remember when my parents were divorced and they were very angry with each other. This kind of reference is not lost on a broken hearted child. Where they used to say "Mom" or "Dad," they started saying "your mother" or "your father." It was noticed and it was very sad. Leave the kids out of it, LBM. Pick your fat butt off the ground, grow the hell up, and start MOTHERING your children, rather than expecting THEM to make the fallout from your failure better for you.

3. Large or Medium, the dress is a potato sack. You look horrible. Get something that's age appropriate and flattering. It's not that difficult if you just shake the need to "be" a 20-something girl.

4. I am so surprised that you would not have your sponsor give you your token. Your sponsor is supposed to be intimately involved in your recovery, guiding you and giving you help. Obviously, you haven't committed that deeply to recovery yet. Tommy said some touching things? Are you sure he wasn't just touching you? That sounds more like our Tubby-Loompa.

5. If you continue to compete with Dave for the "fun parent" role, you're going to lose all respect those kids have for you. Dave has it hands down, because he's been there for those kids from the beginning, consistently. You're more of a sporadic mom who's there when she needs some reassurance that she's a "good mom" or a "fun mom" or whatever you're looking to your kids to fill your cup with.

Seriously, LBM, grow up!!!

Amen Sista!

[zodiac]

Hooray, I actually got a compliment from Boris!
It's a banner day!

[RecoveringLstnr]

So, I'll admit it, I watch The Hills. But not in a I-want-to-be-just-like-those-girls kind of way. More like I-have-a-wonderful-stable-life-and-I-enjoy-other-peoples-drama kind of way. It drives my hubby insane, he hates my taste in TV. Sorry, I digress a bit.
Laura's choice in the dress is EXACTLY what Lauren/Audrina/Whitney would wear to a shindig, so I'm in no way surprised at her choice in attire. Like someone earlier said it's a perfect dress for a 22 year old size 2, not an almost-40 year old size normal (I still don't think she's FAT).
I agree that nice jeans and a cute top go a long way. Don't wear the bebe dress! Plus, her son is her date, she should not be wearing such a 'sexy' dress, it just doesn't seem right.

SDGirl, I'm a little feisty today too!

IMHO, something like these would be more age appropriate yet still dressy enough for the event. I'll be there, I'll report any showgram shennanegans.

http://www.bananarepublic.com/browse/product.do?cid=35665&pid=526318

http://www.anntaylor.com/catalog/outfit.jsp?ensembleId=3205&N=1200056&pCategoryId=194&categoryId=235&Ns=CATEGORY_SEQ_235

[boris85]

IMHO, something like these would be more age appropriate yet still dressy enough for the event. I'll be there, I'll report any showgram shennanegans.

http://www.bananarepublic.com/browse/product.do?cid=35665&pid=526318

http://www.anntaylor.com/catalog/outfit.jsp?ensembleId=3205&N=1200056&pCategoryId=194&categoryId=235&Ns=CATEGORY_SEQ_235

Hey RecoveringLstnr - I like the little animated dancing Laura at the bottom of your posts - oh wait, it's a turkey...

[zodiac]

Good choices, RecoveringLstnr. I like both!

[boris85]

Anyone see the stupid "Help Save Farm Animals" banner on the J&J website? I sent Jer an email about helping, but he never responded. I said that I'd be happy to help farm animals by eating them and making coats from their fur. I told him I was surprised he wasn't using them in some of his "adult" endeavors.

[SDchick]

5. If you continue to compete with Dave for the "fun parent" role, you're going to lose all respect those kids have for you. Dave has it hands down, because he's been there for those kids from the beginning, consistently. You're more of a sporadic mom who's there when she needs some reassurance that she's a "good mom" or a "fun mom" or whatever you're looking to your kids to fill your cup with.

Seriously, LBM, grow up!!!

PLEASE TOMMY, SHOW LAURA THE ABOVE QUOTE!!! I truly don't think she knows why Charlie thinks Dave is the fun one.

My daughter loves both her parents, but she would probably say dad is the fun one, because he rolls around on the floor with her, does the airplane stuff, has her hold the flashlight/bolts/etc...when they're working in the garage together-which she thinks is the all time best thing to do ever!

He plays differently with her than I do, and I wouldn't have it any other way. She's attached at the hip to me, she goes to me when she's sad, she has me read stories to her, she likes for me to take her to the mall and do all the "girlie" stuff, but I in no way would ever want to try to do "fun things" like her daddy does! I'm just not the "get on the floor and let her slide down my legs like a ladder" kind of parent!

Each parent has their strengths, and that is just fine, Laura!

[SDchick]

IMHO, something like these would be more age appropriate yet still dressy enough for the event. I'll be there, I'll report any showgram shennanegans.

http://www.bananarepublic.com/browse/product.do?cid=35665&pid=526318

http://www.anntaylor.com/catalog/outfit.jsp?ensembleId=3205&N=1200056&pCategoryId=194&categoryId=235&Ns=CATEGORY_SEQ_235
I'm so jealous you're going! Not jealous, but I wish I could blink like a Jeanie and join you! (Duran Duran fan here).

How much did you pay for tickets? Who are you going with-Friends or family? I almost bought a solo ticket to go, but realized it wouldn't be as much fun without someone else, and too much MONEY for us right now!

Can't wait for the play by play report! My last jingle ball experience had me witnessing Laura acting wasted and spilling her entire drink on the stage, then laughing her a** off about it. (I was in nosebleed and had my binoculars trained on her.) It looked like a sticky mess, and no one noticed on stage, but I kept worrying a band member would slide on it!

Have fun!

[BecInCA]

Anyone see the stupid "Help Save Farm Animals" banner on the J&J website? I sent Jer an email about helping, but he never responded. I said that I'd be happy to help farm animals by eating them and making coats from their fir. I told him I was surprised he wasn't using them in some of his "adult" endeavors.

Fir- Would that be a reference to the animals' tree choice instead of their coat? Are you sure about that M.S. degree???

[boris85]

Hey - I just heard that Laura got an acting role! She'll be laying the part of Lauarson Wells in a remake of Citizen "Cain."

[boris85]

Fir- Would that be a reference to the animals' tree choice instead of their coat? Are you sure about that M.S. degree???


Yes - I am writing for humor, insight - not grammar and spelling.

[DreamerGal]

I settled on this thought this morning: Jer(k)'s last name, phonetically, is "Sleaze-ack," right? How appropriate is that?!?!

[DreamerGal]

Please don't judge me for my random thoughts prior to the caffeine working its way into my bleary-eyed body ...

[Sapphie]

Actually, I think Laura's dress is perfect for her....what better than a garbage bag to put your trash in?

[boris85]

Actually, I think Laura's dress is perfect for her....what better than a garbage bag to put your trash in?


Ha-ha-ha! "I'm Laura C.(ocaine) Caine - the new California Raisin.":spock:

[Wabbitsd]

Ok, we can all solve this quickly. If someone will quick get Charlie to say "Mom, you're the pretty one," then it will be ok with LBM that Dad is the "fun" one.

[ordinarygirl]

SDChick: HUGE Duran Duran fan too! Sorry but i turn into a 13-year-old girl at the mere mention of them. :love2:

[11th Reader]

Anyone see the stupid "Help Save Farm Animals" banner on the J&J website? I sent Jer an email about helping, but he never responded. I said that I'd be happy to help farm animals by eating them and making coats from their fur. I told him I was surprised he wasn't using them in some of his "adult" endeavors.

ACK!!! I just had this awful awful image of Jer and Pam dressed up as furries....omg, where is Wonk when we need him to get this awful image out of my head!

[debbiegrrrl]

If you go to the j and j webpage it has a picture of Laura with a UPS package. Click and you will see her jingleball dress. Again, she's trying to dress like a 25 year old ugh

Oh Good God! I just saw it....HEINOUS. Not only should she LBM be smacked but so should the salesperson that let her buy that...that...thing.

[boris85]

ACK!!! I just had this awful awful image of Jer and Pam dressed up as furries....omg, where is Wonk when we need him to get this awful image out of my head!

Vegetarian Furries, of course. Maybe big Giraffes.

[Sapphie]

11th Reader:

ACK!!! I just had this awful awful image of Jer and Pam dressed up as furries..

psst...they're not dressed up

[boris85]

Ok, we can all solve this quickly. If someone will quick get Charlie to say "Mom, you're the pretty one," then it will be ok with LBM that Dad is the "fun" one.

Forget about the "no wire hangers." In the remake staring Laura its: "No white meat!!! Yes mommy dearest."

[boris85]

sorry for the bad picture quality, but I just figured out Pam's true identity. She's none other than Lady Elaine Fairchilde - the old hag who lives in the Museum-Go-Round - of Mr. Rogers fame. No wonder she's on all those museum boards!!


http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1000/758/1600/ladyelaine.jpg

[cattychathy]

Is it just me, or does this dress make LBM look like she's got a black bathtowel wrapped around her? This is not a good look for her.

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/laura_jbdress.html

Here's the link if the image is not posting: http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/laura_jbdress.html

I think she is going for the "new ho riche" look. The look is completed with "getting-divorced-f*ck-me-boots" and "40-year-old-cougar-who-wants-to-be-a-25-year-old-faux-celebrity" hagbag...er... handbag.

[listener13]

IMHO, something like these would be more age appropriate yet still dressy enough for the event. I'll be there, I'll report any showgram shennanegans.

http://www.bananarepublic.com/browse/product.do?cid=35665&pid=526318

http://www.anntaylor.com/catalog/outfit.jsp?ensembleId=3205&N=1200056&pCategoryId=194&categoryId=235&Ns=CATEGORY_SEQ_235

The Spewgram doesn't pay for anything - they are comped for their 'free publicity', so unless Banana Republic or Ann Taylor gives her a tasteful outfit, she'll be wearing that Hefty Forceflex bag that she got at BeBe.

Maybe she can get a nice tall kitchen can bag for Charlie so that they can match.

[garybear]

Actually, I think Laura's dress is perfect for her....what better than a garbage bag to put your trash in?

Now it is my turn to clean up the Diet Pepsi that catapulted out of my nose when I read this...good one!

[SDGirl87]

Hi :)

[boris85]

I think she is going for the "new ho riche" look. The look is completed with "getting-divorced-f*ck-me-boots" and "40-year-old-cougar-who-wants-to-be-a-25-year-old-faux-celebrity" hagbag...er... handbag.

She's a butter face who's seen better days. If you were drunk enough, she might not be half bad. The dress is loose enough so that it could be pulled over her head to avoid eye contact.

[mamasterls]

If this is the dress:

Strapless Jersey Knit Dress (http://www.bebe.com/gp/product/B000UA5RJE/sr=1-46/qid=1197054858/ref=sr_1_46?ie=UTF8&fontColor=&node=15378581&m=A2FMOXN01TSNYY&totalItemIn1Page=&startIndex=4&displayPageNum=4&bbBrand=core&field-clothing-size=&keywords=&firstPageItemNum=12&title=&restPageHasColor=0&myViewID=embedded-leaf&displaySalePrice=0&displayItemNum=16&standardPageSize=16&size=20&rh=n%3A15378581&page=3&bgColor=)


Strapless Jersey Knit Dress

Ruching sweeps from the front to the back of a knit tube party dress. Elastic finish around bodice. -SKU 117521
-Style 75415101C833


$119.00

What a waste of $120+ bucks!
Do you think the station paid for it?

[garybear]

If this is the dress:

Strapless Jersey Knit Dress (http://www.bebe.com/gp/product/B000UA5RJE/sr=1-46/qid=1197054858/ref=sr_1_46?ie=UTF8&fontColor=&node=15378581&m=A2FMOXN01TSNYY&totalItemIn1Page=&startIndex=4&displayPageNum=4&bbBrand=core&field-clothing-size=&keywords=&firstPageItemNum=12&title=&restPageHasColor=0&myViewID=embedded-leaf&displaySalePrice=0&displayItemNum=16&standardPageSize=16&size=20&rh=n%3A15378581&page=3&bgColor=)


Strapless Jersey Knit Dress

Ruching sweeps from the front to the back of a knit tube party dress. Elastic finish around bodice. -SKU 117521
-Style 75415101C833


$119.00

What a waste of $120+ bucks!
Do you think the station paid for it?

By my math- that leaves her with approx $89 until next Friday since she only had $209 earlier this week. Excellent use of money-perhaps she can teach a "How to Best Budget Your Money" class.

[Sapphie]

I don't even know where to begin commenting on the farcical entries that Laura and Flubby put out there as "Diary" and "Blog". The rest of you have already posted some very insightful contributions, notably, (for me) garybear, DreamerGal, Zodiac, 11th Reader and, (naturally) the ever-wise Wabbitsd. Both Laura, and Tommy, those shallow, star-status-wannabes should get humble...like, right now.
All I can say for right now to them both is shame, shame, shame. And go eat a big bowl of Grow The Hell Up Already.

[SDGirl87]

Ya know, that UPS envelope looked a little more attractive than the Gladbag Dress she put on. Some clever cutting and duct taping and she could probably do something with it. Just a thought.

[Wabbitsd]

That actually was a helpful link...the bebe one. I just ordered the rhinestone bracelet featured with that dress. FOR MY HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR-AGE daughter...sheesh.

[Carol]

Good Lord!

Somone needs to help that woman with her clothing choices. I can kinda understand why she wants to choose a trendy loose fitting dress in her attempt to hide her new found figure.

HOWEVER, You would think she would prefer to go with something a little more structure up top and flowy on the bottom, like an A-line cut. Fluant some of the goods up top, create a nice waist line down below, and still keep it cute, fun, flirty and age appropriate. Oh, and it might have been a good idea to choose a dress that doesn't make her under arm fat ooze out the sides...

Just a thought.

Like this, Maybe not a perfect dress for the occassion or Laura's, but there are some straps so it would work well with undergarments, there is some intresting detailing on the front and back, still hides the areas she might not want to show to the world...

http://content.nordstrom.com/ImageGallery/store/product/MediumLarge/15/_5481095.jpg

[11ListenerNot]

They have posted the pictures of Hani singing with the high school choir. Jeff looks OLD and FAT!! Must be doing a lot of McDonald's lately. And is that shirt and shorts the ONLY thing flubby owns? Either that's all he wears, or he has several of the same sets!

[boris85]

Good Lord!

Somone needs to help that woman with her clothing choices. I can kinda understand why she wants to choose a trendy loose fitting dress in her attempt to hide her new found figure.

HOWEVER, You would think she would prefer to go with something a little more structure up top and flowy on the bottom, like an A-line cut. Fluant some of the goods up top, create a nice waist line down below, and still keep it cute, fun, flirty and age appropriate. Oh, and it might have been a good idea to choose a dress that doesn't make her under arm fat ooze out the sides...

Just a thought.

Hey - here's Laura in the same dress but in purple. "I WANT a Jingle Ball..." Tummy is on her left.

http://www.roalddahlfans.com/movies/willmoviepic19.jpg

[11ListenerNot]

Wouldn't it be interesting if she reads all our posts and criticism and trades this sack in for something more appropriate. For those of you going, keep us posted!

[Carol]

I can only hope. For her sake. That dress is awful.

[Trixie]

SDChick: HUGE Duran Duran fan too! Sorry but i turn into a 13-year-old girl at the mere mention of them. :love2:


Stay far away from Jeff, OrdinaryGirl, he likes them young!

What is the male equal to a Cougar (Older-female-seeking-younger-male) ?

[Wabbitsd]

I'd like to see her in something very classic, simple, with understated accessories. "In my day" that would have been one of those short sleeved, square (but lowish) necklines, and ok, short hemiline. If I were her, I would spend my "Excess" moolah on nice jewelry...she'll be needing it to try to attract dudes in her desired income bracket.

[11th Reader]

What is the male equal to a Cougar (Older-female-seeking-younger-male) ?

Sugar daddy? :P

[listener13]

Stay far away from Jeff, OrdinaryGirl, he likes them young!

What is the male equal to a Cougar (Older-female-seeking-younger-male) ?

Thirteen is way too old for Jeff - somewhere in the world, his next wife was just born.

[listener13]

If I were her, I would spend my "Excess" moolah on nice jewelry...she'll be needing it to try to attract dudes in her desired income bracket.

You mean her usual WalMart and Claire's jewelry isn't going to help her land a wealthy husband? Hmmmmmmmmmm

[Sapphie]

Okay, last night I had the pleasure and honor to give Laura her 9 month token. I love going to those meetings. It does help me personally. I don’t want to dare say in front of you that I think I’m a better person than “them” and that I don’t need to go to those meetings, but I do. I have never ever bottomed out or got in trouble AND the only thing they want from you for membership is a desire to simply want to stop. Why not drink a coke or a glass of water at a bar? Why not go to a Christmas party and just say, ”I’m not drinking”…..There is nothing wrong with that and it is more admirable in my opinion. By the way, it’s better to watch people get SH—T FACED than being one of those people.

There is so much that is wrong with just this small excerpt from the Slob Log. I have a 'burning desire', (recognize that "little" phrase from AA/NA Laura C. and Tommy S.?) to slap him hard upside the head. First, last night's meeting was supposed to be about Laura getting her 9 month token....now, that, (if she truly has earned it by being clean that whole time) is really a big deal....but Tommy not-so-deftly turns it into being all about him. Next...he claims to be a better person than "them" and doesn't need to go to those meetings? I beg, (vehemently) to differ, Your Travesty...the people who go to the meetings and have the balls to actually declare themselves addicts are the better people. It's true that the only requirement for membership is (and I quote from the Big Book) "a desire to stop drinking/using" but, Your "High-on-your-horse-ness", you do NOT have that desire...you desire to continue indulging your own personal addictions, abstaining (half-heartedly) only when you get too fat. You want to party at a concert, or to toke a few on your mom's back patio with the other orbs..in short you abstain only when it suits you. Lastly...it's better to watch people get SH-T FACED than being one of "those" people? Really?...Did you and your family get a big laugh out of just sitting back and watching both your brothers get SH-T FACED while you ate vast quantities of lumpia and fried rice? Maybe, if you had been a better friend to Laura when she really needed one and actually did something more positive and constructive than just watch, she may not have bottomed out quite so hard. YOU have never bottomed out or got into trouble? That doesn't make you a better alcoholic or drug addict....it just makes you luckier that you never got busted for it.
OK. I'm done for now...sorry for venting here you guys but this is near and dear to my heart for personal and professional reasons and I'd hate to see people discouraged from AA or NA because of Tommy. I suggest he educates himself more on the subject but that might be asking too much from someone who doesn't know how to absorb any information that's not about him.
Bleh.

[Trixie]

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/infallible.jpgLAURA'S:
This is my new favorite thing…Infallible Never Fail Lipcolour by Loreal.

This lipstick goes on smooth and it does not budge! After putting it on for the first time, I had breakfast, coffee, water and I brushed my teeth and it didn't come off at all!

It also comes in a cute little compact thing that you can use as a mirror. And, it comes in a bunch of colors.

What is this about? I just found this on their webspite. I think she is missing a few details, as in:

This lipstick goes on smooth even when my hand has the shakes from withdrawals, I can still draw a nice line and it does not budge no matter how fast I rock back and forth because I can't sit or stand still! After putting it on for the first time, I had breakfast, coffee, water smoked 2 joints, sniffed some coke, and I brushed my teeth and it didn't come off at all!

It also comes in a cute little compact thing that you can use as a mirror because a girl can't be without a mirror for more than one reason. And, it comes in a bunch of colors.

[Wabbitsd]

great post, sapphie. no need to apologize for your rant at all.

[DreamerGal]

great post, sapphie. no need to apologize for your rant at all.

Drama Club means never having to say you're sorry ... for venting.

[iamapes]

oh! i forgot to mention that the Jer mentioned this morning that his favorite part of JingleBall is getting to meet "you guys", the listeners. He just "loves you guys".
BLAH BLAH BLAH.
Oh and he also mentioned that he'll only be drinking one beer at jingleball. I don't know if he's rumored to be a big drinker or anything...but whoever is going, be on the lookout. I mean, it's easy to tell just by his actions how drunk he may or may not be and how much he really loves meeting all the listeners.

[DreamerGal]

Fantasy or Reality, or shall we call this "Fact or BS" ??

Jerry "loves" the listeners

French Fries are not fattening

LBM is a great mom and looks good in her dress

Tubby is good looking and is definitely losing weight

Moochele is in love with Tubby, and would be with him even if he had NO money

Jeff has a full head of hair

Biotch means "Hello" in Guamanian

Play along! How many can you get right?

[Carol]

Stay far away from Jeff, OrdinaryGirl, he likes them young!

What is the male equal to a Cougar (Older-female-seeking-younger-male) ?

A dirty old perv?

[11th Reader]

I'll add another one DreamerGal

"Jeff & Jer are funny"

[Sapphie]

Thanks Wabbit and Dreamer :hug:

I like your new game DreamerGal... :)
In their world of course these are all facts...in our world we'd say something different. I couldn't possibly gild the lily but I'd like to add a couple of Fact or BS contributions:

Tommy and Laura's blogs have quality content and insight.

Jeff truly stands up for his beliefs.

Jerry's laugh is genuine and makes us all feel warm and fuzzy.

[listener13]

oooh, DreamerGal - I wanna play too....

"Jeff marries age-appropriate women"

[Sapphie]

...and on another note... I don't feel sorry for Hani at all. He willingly participates in exploiting and exaggerating his "funny" accent...his business has made big profits from the liaison. Anyone for a bowl of "keem ob bahckly zoob"?..

[Wabbitsd]

I don't feel sorry for Hani, but I do appreciate that he is able to take a joke and laugh at himself.

[Sapphie]

On the J & J website:
Holiday-Christmas Greeting!
Call Jeff and Jer and leave a
Holiday-Christmas Greeting or
shout out and we will play it on the air!
Call: 858-573-1721

Who's up for it? We know they won't actually play our kind of greetings or "shout outs" but they will read them here.

[Sapphie]

I don't feel sorry for Hani, but I do appreciate that he is able to take a joke and laugh at himself.

True Wabbit...and I appreciate that about him too. I quite like the "Hani-character", I just don't agree with those who think he's being taken advantage of or treated poorly.

[Dawnski]

Good Lord!

Somone needs to help that woman with her clothing choices. I can kinda understand why she wants to choose a trendy loose fitting dress in her attempt to hide her new found figure.

HOWEVER, You would think she would prefer to go with something a little more structure up top and flowy on the bottom, like an A-line cut. Fluant some of the goods up top, create a nice waist line down below, and still keep it cute, fun, flirty and age appropriate. Oh, and it might have been a good idea to choose a dress that doesn't make her under arm fat ooze out the sides...

Just a thought.

Like this, Maybe not a perfect dress for the occassion or Laura's, but there are some straps so it would work well with undergarments, there is some intresting detailing on the front and back, still hides the areas she might not want to show to the world...

http://content.nordstrom.com/ImageGallery/store/product/MediumLarge/15/_5481095.jpg

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't the top on this dress similar to the one she wore on her "Dancing With The Wanna-Be Stars" contest? The one that showed parts of her that should be kept covered (if you know what I mean.).

[Dawnski]

Hey - here's Laura in the same dress but in purple. "I WANT a Jingle Ball..." Tummy is on her left.

http://www.roalddahlfans.com/movies/willmoviepic19.jpg

Boris - it looks like she ATE Tummy!

[Dawnski]

Stay far away from Jeff, OrdinaryGirl, he likes them young!

What is the male equal to a Cougar (Older-female-seeking-younger-male) ?

Perv?

[Pebbles64]

A dirty old perv? = Jer(k)

[Dawnski]

There is so much that is wrong with just this small excerpt from the Slob Log. I have a 'burning desire', (recognize that "little" phrase from AA/NA Laura C. and Tommy S.?) to slap him hard upside the head. First, last night's meeting was supposed to be about Laura getting her 9 month token....now, that, (if she truly has earned it by being clean that whole time) is really a big deal....but Tommy not-so-deftly turns it into being all about him. Next...he claims to be a better person than "them" and doesn't need to go to those meetings? I beg, (vehemently) to differ, Your Travesty...the people who go to the meetings and have the balls to actually declare themselves addicts are the better people. It's true that the only requirement for membership is (and I quote from the Big Book) "a desire to stop drinking/using" but, Your "High-on-your-horse-ness", you do NOT have that desire...you desire to continue indulging your own personal addictions, abstaining (half-heartedly) only when you get too fat. You want to party at a concert, or to toke a few on your mom's back patio with the other orbs..in short you abstain only when it suits you. Lastly...it's better to watch people get SH-T FACED than being one of "those" people? Really?...Did you and your family get a big laugh out of just sitting back and watching both your brothers get SH-T FACED while you ate vast quantities of lumpia and fried rice? Maybe, if you had been a better friend to Laura when she really needed one and actually did something more positive and constructive than just watch, she may not have bottomed out quite so hard. YOU have never bottomed out or got into trouble? That doesn't make you a better alcoholic or drug addict....it just makes you luckier that you never got busted for it.
OK. I'm done for now...sorry for venting here you guys but this is near and dear to my heart for personal and professional reasons and I'd hate to see people discouraged from AA or NA because of Tommy. I suggest he educates himself more on the subject but that might be asking too much from someone who doesn't know how to absorb any information that's not about him.
Bleh.

I totally agree with everything you just said. I felt the same way when I read this!

[Sapphie]

Dawnski:
Boris - it looks like she ATE Tummy!

Nope Dawnski...as Boris said, we can clearly see Flubby to the left of her...it is ALL her.

I just looked at the Hani pictures...in pic #5 there is a lady in the background who is looking directly at Flubby and it distinctly seems as though she's about to throw up in her mouth a little bit.

[DreamerGal]

What is the male equal to a Cougar (Older-female-seeking-younger-male) ?

Jer(k)y Sleaze-ACK?

[Dawnski]

Nope Dawnski...as Boris said, we can clearly see Flubby to the left of her...it is ALL her.

Yeah, but that little guy isn't *round* enough!

[GirlfromOR]

Oh crap, Boris that picture of Madame Blueberry made me laugh so hard that it scared my baby!

For the record, I think Tommy is a piece of sh!t for saying that he is better than people at AA/NA. He is just like them. What a sad sack of crap he is. Laura should be sooo thankful to have a friend like him.

Oh and Laura, so what if Charlie has to spend his recess inside on a rainy day? Recess is a short part of the day and the rest of the time he is there to LEARN. He needs to be at school so that he doesn't turn out to be a dee-dee-dee like you.

[DreamerGal]

I agree with your commentary on FH-XXXL's blahg too, Sapphie. Sadly, it seems FH is totally incapable of doing anything benevolently out of the goodness of his heart, unless there is some way to turn the spotlight back on hisself.

Then again, maybe that's why he and LBM are so "close." They're the yin and yang of self-absorption ... male and female Big Deals.

[GirlfromOR]

Dawn, the oompa loompa isn't round enough because that picture was taken when Tommy was DOWN in his weight. Mathematically, of course. Duh!

[Dawnski]

For the record, I think Tommy is a piece of sh!t for saying that he is better than people at AA/NA. He is just like them. What a sad sack of crap he is. Laura should be sooo thankful to have a friend like him.

Yes Tummy is a turd - but he isn't just like them. He hasn't admitted that he has a problem!

[insightbyjake]

Good Lord!

Somone needs to help that woman with her clothing choices. I can kinda understand why she wants to choose a trendy loose fitting dress in her attempt to hide her new found figure.

HOWEVER, You would think she would prefer to go with something a little more structure up top and flowy on the bottom, like an A-line cut. Fluant some of the goods up top, create a nice waist line down below, and still keep it cute, fun, flirty and age appropriate. Oh, and it might have been a good idea to choose a dress that doesn't make her under arm fat ooze out the sides...

Just a thought.

Like this, Maybe not a perfect dress for the occassion or Laura's, but there are some straps so it would work well with undergarments, there is some intresting detailing on the front and back, still hides the areas she might not want to show to the world...

http://content.nordstrom.com/ImageGallery/store/product/MediumLarge/15/_5481095.jpg

Carol. You're HOT

Why are you wasting time on this thread?

[DreamerGal]

For the record, I think Tommy is a piece of sh!t for saying that he is better than people at AA/NA. He is just like them. What a sad sack of crap he is. Laura should be sooo thankful to have a friend like him.

With respect Oregon Girl, I beg to differ. Tubby's not just like the members of AA/NA. I don't think he can even come close to rising to their level. He has neither the integrity nor self-awareness to be part of that club; not to mention he doesn't even have the desire to stop his addictions. But then again, I don't think LBM truly has any of those characteristics, either. They both just get off on the accolades and "pats on the back" they get for being "humble" and "just like regular folk."

WhatEVER!!!

[Dawnski]

Dawn, the oompa loompa isn't round enough because that picture was taken when Tommy was DOWN in his weight. Mathematically, of course. Duh!

Oh, of course! Sorry I missed that..... :rolleyes: I never was good at math. If only I had known about Tummy's new math...I could have been a rocket scientist!

[boris85]

Oh crap, Boris that picture of Madame Blueberry made me laugh so hard that it scared my baby!

For the record, I think Tommy is a piece of sh!t for saying that he is better than people at AA/NA. He is just like them. What a sad sack of crap he is. Laura should be sooo thankful to have a friend like him.

Oh and Laura, so what if Charlie has to spend his recess inside on a rainy day? Recess is a short part of the day and the rest of the time he is there to LEARN. He needs to be at school so that he doesn't turn out to be a dee-dee-dee like you.

if he had to stay indoors on a rainy day, he'd be like the other kids, and we all know that he's "special." He's a BDITM (Big Deal in the Making). I actually loved rainy days at school when I was young... But, becasue he probably has no attention span due to Laura's constant need to stimulate him with monetary gestures, he's probably bordering on insanity.

[Carol]

*sigh* If only that was me Jake,

Instead I am only a mere 5'6" with blonde hair and blue eyes....

[Sapphie]

They're the yin and yang of self-absorption ...

I LOVE this!...it's definitely going on my next list of pithy DC one-liners! :)

[boris85]

*sigh* If only that was me Jake,

Instead I am only a mere 5'6" with blonde hair and blue eyes....

cup size?

[DreamerGal]

cup size?

Full?

[Dawnski]

cup size?

Is that for coffee or tea? Or maybe soup mug? lol

Now who's the perv????

[GirlfromOR]

Oh Dawn and Dreamer, you are RIGHT about Tommy being nothing like the people at AA/NA! I was focusing on the drug use/alcohol use that got people to the meetings to begin with, but completely overlooked the most important parts of AA/NA. It's not about what got you there, but how you conduct yourself once you are ready to change. Tommy will never admit that he's got a problem, and we all know he lacks any sort of upstanding qualities. I feel badly for saying what I did because it takes so much credit away from the people who are really trying to change their lives and break the strongholds of addictions. I didn't mean it that way at all.

[boris85]

Is that for coffee or tea? Or maybe soup mug? lol

Now who's the perv????


me!!

[Carol]

cup size?

I usually take a Grande at Starbucks.. are you buying? :)

[boris85]

I usually take a Grande at Starbucks.. are you buying? :)

That does not compute. My mind was on something else....

[GirlfromOR]

if he had to stay indoors on a rainy day, he'd be like the other kids, and we all know that he's "special." He's a BDITM (Big Deal in the Making). I actually loved rainy days at school when I was young... But, becasue he probably has no attention span due to Laura's constant need to stimulate him with monetary gestures, he's probably bordering on insanity.

I loved rainy day schedule when I was in school. We always played "Head's Up 7 Up" and I was so good at it! Mainly because I cheated like mad. I would put my head down on my arms but keep my eyes open and when someone touched my thumb, I would see what shoes they were wearing and then I'd "guess" who picked me! I can't believe I was such a little cheat! :) I was pretty bad at sports at that time and people didn't really pick me for their teams, so I had to excel at something, some how!! Haha. What a dork I was. I feel kind of guilty for it now.

[Layla]

I usually take a Grande at Starbucks.. are you buying? :)
I could probably tell you! I've seen her pictures :p She IS as hot as that model though!

[Dawnski]

Oh Dawn and Dreamer, you are RIGHT about Tommy being nothing like the people at AA/NA! I was focusing on the drug use/alcohol use that got people to the meetings to begin with, but completely overlooked the most important parts of AA/NA. It's not about what got you there, but how you conduct yourself once you are ready to change. Tommy will never admit that he's got a problem, and we all know he lacks any sort of upstanding qualities. I feel badly for saying what I did because it takes so much credit away from the people who are really trying to change their lives and break the strongholds of addictions. I didn't mean it that way at all.

DreamerGal said it earlier: Drama Club means never having to say you're sorry ... for venting. :)

Carol!!! Love it!

[Sapphie]

Yeah, but that little guy isn't *round* enough!

You know, I think you are right Dawnski...upon closer inspection I believe that the person we assumed was Tommy is actually a nice hard working ommpah loompa not to be confused with an ignorant ommpah loompia....I apologise...you were correct..Laura did swallow Flubby, (if you know what I mean)

[Layla]

I loved rainy day schedule when I was in school. We always played "Head's Up 7 Up" and I was so good at it! Mainly because I cheated like mad. I would put my head down on my arms but keep my eyes open and when someone touched my thumb, I would see what shoes they were wearing and then I'd "guess" who picked me! I can't believe I was such a little cheat! :) I was pretty bad at sports at that time and people didn't really pick me for their teams, so I had to excel at something, some how!! Haha. What a dork I was. I feel kind of guilty for it now.
I LOVED that game...and Doggie Doggie Where's your bone. Awe, i miss a good rainy school day!

[Carol]

That does not compute. My mind was on something else....

I would have never guessed :rolleyes:



Layla: Oh you! You make me blush.

[Dawnski]

You know, I think you are right Dawnski...upon closer inspection I believe that the person we assumed was Tommy is actually a nice hard working ommpah loompa not to be confused with an ignorant ommpah loompia....I apologise...you were correct..Laura did swallow Flubby, (if you know what I mean)

EWWWW!!! If you are insinuating what I think .... :puke:

[Carol]

I LOVED that game...and Doggie Doggie Where's your bone.

Don't give boris any ideas.

[DreamerGal]

Oh Dawn and Dreamer, you are RIGHT about Tommy being nothing like the people at AA/NA! I was focusing on the drug use/alcohol use that got people to the meetings to begin with, but completely overlooked the most important parts of AA/NA. It's not about what got you there, but how you conduct yourself once you are ready to change. Tommy will never admit that he's got a problem, and we all know he lacks any sort of upstanding qualities. I feel badly for saying what I did because it takes so much credit away from the people who are really trying to change their lives and break the strongholds of addictions. I didn't mean it that way at all.

No worries, Oregon Girl. No intent on my part to make you feel bad ... Remember: Drama Club means never having to say you're sorry or feeling badly about a post.

[Layla]

I would have never guessed :rolleyes:



Layla: Oh you! You make me blush.
Actually, seeing pics and meeting a few of you gal's I'd have to echo what jake said: What ARE you doing on this thread? :) These men don't know the amount off hotties they are "surrounded" by.

[Layla]

Don't give boris any ideas.
Oh my!

[Wabbitsd]

Didn't Laura say Charlie had a short day, that was why she was picking him up? She didn't rescue him from nothin.

[boris85]

I LOVED that game...and Doggie Doggie Where's your bone. Awe, i miss a good rainy school day!

anyone want to play doggie, doggie, where's your bone with me?:|

[insightbyjake]

if he had to stay indoors on a rainy day, he'd be like the other kids, and we all know that he's "special." He's a BDITM (Big Deal in the Making). I actually loved rainy days at school when I was young... But, becasue he probably has no attention span due to Laura's constant need to stimulate him with monetary gestures, he's probably bordering on insanity.


Two things strike me as being unusual (besides, J & J):

1. I remember having a journal in college and for a few years after. I don't ever remember writing about myself as much as FH and LBM write about themselves.

I remember writing about others and ideas, and curious, unanswered issues I faced. I wrote about things I wanted to improve in my life.

FH in particular, seems to send every waking and snore-filled sleeping moment revolving around himself.

2. I, too, like Boris, liked rainy days. I also like being alone.

Excuse the hubris, but I believe people who tend to "like" who they are, don't mind being alone. Again, FH and LBM are in perpetual modes of "being" and "doing."

They run on emotional treadmills, never realizing, no matter how many miles they cover, they remain in place.

It's the old, "Everywhere I go, there I am."

In fact, I truly feel what makes ALL of you connect so well with one another, is you are tremendously "comfortable" in your skin.

(Now Boris, I know some may have too much skin....but I digress.)

I think what I like best about the personas here, is the enjoyment we all share as we "rage against the machine," laugh while doing so, and often offer our foibles as acceptable parts of being human.

[DreamerGal]

Didn't Laura say Charlie had a short day, that was why she was picking him up? She didn't rescue him from nothin.

Wabbit, I'll thank you for not focusing on the facts when we're having such fun!! :)

[insightbyjake]

Oh Dawn and Dreamer, you are RIGHT about Tommy being nothing like the people at AA/NA! I was focusing on the drug use/alcohol use that got people to the meetings to begin with, but completely overlooked the most important parts of AA/NA. It's not about what got you there, but how you conduct yourself once you are ready to change. Tommy will never admit that he's got a problem, and we all know he lacks any sort of upstanding qualities. I feel badly for saying what I did because it takes so much credit away from the people who are really trying to change their lives and break the strongholds of addictions. I didn't mean it that way at all.

If I were attending these meetings that FH and LBM attend, I'd start drinking again.

While at the meetings.

[DreamerGal]

I think what I like best about the personas here, is the enjoyment we all share as we "rage against the machine," laugh while doing so, and often offer our foibles as acceptable parts of being human.

Foibles? Is that the Joizy pronounciation for furballs?

[Dawnski]

Wabbit, I'll thank you for not focusing on the facts when we're having such fun!! :)

Yeah! She was rescuing him from having to be at daycare while she was out having fun shopping or taking a nap.

[insightbyjake]

anyone want to play doggie, doggie, where's your bone with me?:|


I will!!

Call me:

Tommy Sablan
858-570-1941

can't remember my own damn number

[Carol]

Yeah! She was rescuing him from having to be at daycare while she was out having fun shopping or taking a nap.

Hey now dawnski, that is some serious work Laura is doing. Maybe if you were a big deal, you would realize that she is BUSY.

[DreamerGal]

If I were attending these meetings that FH and LBM attend, I'd start drinking again.

While at the meetings.

That's why LBM wants that dress. (Please refer to prior post by Boris ... the dress has enough room for a big bottle of Jack.)

[Sapphie]

Didn't Laura say Charlie had a short day, that was why she was picking him up? She didn't rescue him from nothin.

..and Flubby, poor thing, has to have a short day every day....and a shorts day.

[insightbyjake]

..and Flubby, poor thing, has to have a short day every day....and a shorts day.

And his shorts days are always wet.

[insightbyjake]

Actually, seeing pics and meeting a few of you gal's I'd have to echo what jake said: What ARE you doing on this thread? :) These men don't know the amount off hotties they are "surrounded" by.

You are correct. We have no clue.

So, if you don't mind, could you forward some of the evidence and I'll be sure to send it to Boris as well.

[Sapphie]

And his shorts days are always wet.

LMAO!!

You delightful people are all on fire today with a capital F...my Pith List, (no, I don't lisp) is rapidly becoming a pamphlet...hhmm...now there's an idea....

[Carol]

You are correct. We have no clue.

So, if you don't mind, could you forward some of the evidence and I'll be sure to send it to Boris as well.

Would that count as some light reading material?

[Layla]

You are correct. We have no clue.

So, if you don't mind, could you forward some of the evidence and I'll be sure to send it to Boris as well.

Sshhh! Don't tell anyone...I'll sneak a few of the gals over to you, and I'll try to get some good shots at our super-secret DC meetup on Saturday, when they aren't lookin'.

[insightbyjake]

Would that count as some light reading material?

Reading material?

Crap. You're sending words?

I was thinking photos.

[insightbyjake]

Sshhh! Don't tell anyone...I'll sneak a few of the gals over to you, and I'll try to get some good shots at our super-secret DC meetup on Saturday, when they aren't lookin'.

You might consider removing the "super" from secret.

I think a few people are reading this.

[Carol]

Reading material?

Crap. You're sending words?

I was thinking photos.


I would think you would want Layla to include a short bio.

"ANNNDDD here is iamsheens, she loves long walks on the beach, puppies and the color blue."

[Layla]

Reading material?

Crap. You're sending words?

I was thinking photos.
I never did believe the "I'm reading it for the articles" excuse.

[Layla]

You might consider removing the "super" from secret.

I think a few people are reading this.

Shoot. Then we're caught. Now Tummy will know we're coming.

[DreamerGal]

I never did believe the "I'm reading it for the articles" excuse.

Exactly what I thought, Layla!!! Hahahah!:lmfao:

[boris85]

Exactly what I thought, Layla!!! Hahahah!:lmfao:

If you'll excuse me, this conversatin has left me quite tingly and excited.

[Wabbitsd]

It's the old, "Everywhere I go, there I am."
or in FH and LBM's world:

"OF course I am a big deal! I'm everywhere I go!"

[insightbyjake]

I never did believe the "I'm reading it for the articles" excuse.

Articles?

Those things have articles?

Excuse me, gotta dust off the trunk in the garage.

(No, that's not metaphor for "alone time")

Articles....hmmm, go figure.

[Sapphie]

I never did believe the "I'm reading it for the articles" excuse.

Depends on your definition of 'reading'...it could be like this:

Boris: (whilst perusing forwarded pic. of iamsheens)..."Wow, this is a nice picture of iamsheens on the beach with her cute puppy.....but what I read into it is that she'd be so much more comfortable on my lap"

[DreamerGal]

Depends on your definition of 'reading'...it could be like this:

Boris: (whilst perusing forwarded pic. of iamsheens)..."Wow, this is a nice picture of iamsheens on the beach with her cute puppy.....but what I read into it is that she'd be so much more comfortable on my lap"

Sapphie! Stop it!!! Diet Coke through the nose is PAINFUL!!

[boris85]

Depends on your definition of 'reading'...it could be like this:

Boris: (whilst perusing forwarded pic. of iamsheens)..."Wow, this is a nice picture of iamsheens on the beach with her cute puppy.....but what I read into it is that she'd be so much more comfortable on my lap"

behave....

[Sapphie]

Sorry Dreamer :)

Boris...I love when you use your gravelly stern voice....

[BecInCA]

Fantasy or Reality, or shall we call this "Fact or BS" ??

Jerry "loves" the listeners

French Fries are not fattening

LBM is a great mom and looks good in her dress

Tubby is good looking and is definitely losing weight

Moochele is in love with Tubby, and would be with him even if he had NO money

Jeff has a full head of hair

Biotch means "Hello" in Guamanian

Play along! How many can you get right?

Tubby Tube is quality programming,as well as insightful and inspiring.

The Spewgram is in it's prime and better than ever!

Laura has the steadiness of a surgeon and is a natural blond.

FH should be a poster child for OA. He's such an inspiration to us all!

:puke: I really have to spit up a bit in my mouth after adding these lines.

[GirlfromOR]

No worries, Oregon Girl. No intent on my part to make you feel bad ... Remember: Drama Club means never having to say you're sorry or feeling badly about a post.

I just know that there are people on this thread who have shared their own personal stories about recovery and they should NEVER be lumped w/ Tommy, or Laura for that matter.

On a happy note, I have the ENTIRE weekend off! I never have weekends off.

[GirlfromOR]

Didn't Laura say Charlie had a short day, that was why she was picking him up? She didn't rescue him from nothin.
She did say he had a short day, but followed it up by saying she was rescuing him from the fate of staying inside all day long on a rainy day. I take it as she is picking him up early. Probably to take him to dog beach or some fountain to splash around in. Who knows what goes on in her crazy drugged out mind. We can't assume we know what she means because she can't put a coherant thought together to save her life.

[Layla]

Dear Diary,

Okay, what's going on here? For the third day in a row, I feel like someone came into my room and beat me up while I was sleeping. I feel sore and heavy and lethargic and my eyes won't stop watering. I keep yawning. Wait, it's the middle of December and it's the first Monday after Jingle Ball. I don't need to call Dr. Ho just yet.

I loved Friday night. I loved meeting everyone. You guys continue to amaze me. We truly have the most quality people listening to us. Wow. I felt so lucky. And, let me tell you right now….my dress was pretty, huh? I couldn't hear this enough Friday night…."Your dress is not ugly! It's really cute!"

I felt like saying, "I know! I tried to tell you!"

It was my favorite Jingle Ball because of Charlie Cain. My little (well, big, he looks 9 years old, but he’s 6) boy and I sat in the Sports Arena, second row, and watched Five for Fighting do their sound check. We were the only two people sitting in the seats because it was 4:30pm. We had to be there early to interview Jon, the lead singer. Anyway, I told him "Charlie, you don’t realize how incredibly cool this is because you’ve never a concert, but trust me, this is so cool. Look behind you at all those seats. In just two hours, every single seat in this huge place will be filled with dancing, screaming people."

When the concert started, he and Chips stop wiggling around in their seats. They stood up, dropped their hands and dropped their jaws. They stood there wide eyed and silent. It was so cool to witness.

My favorite moment was during Five for Fighting’s song "100 Years." Charlie sat on my lap and we rocked back and forth and sang it together. God, I loved that moment.

See you tomorrow,

Nothing has changed. Nothing at all.

[Dawnski]

Nothing has changed. Nothing at all.

ITA. And LBM needs to thank you - now she won't have to go searching for her post. She can just cut and paste for this year's "Monday after Jingle Ball" blahhhg.

[boris85]

Nothing has changed. Nothing at all.

Interesting - even back then when she was "with" Dave - she was not with him often. He never went to Jingle Ball. He would have cramped her style, I'm sure...

[garybear]

Nothing has changed. Nothing at all.

Remember, "Rome was not built in a day"

Wait, at least it was built

What is that saying...you can't teach an old dog new tricks!

[Sapphie]

Nothing has changed. Nothing at all.

Except...I was under the impression that this time last year she and Flubby were not such the close friends that they are now but obviously they were because she said this:


I don't need to call Dr. Ho just yet.

[Dawnski]

Except...I was under the impression that this time last year she and Flubby were not such the close friends that they are now but obviously they were because she said this:

She just didn't advertise it. Remember, Amused told us how close they were...... :toxic:

[Sapphie]

She just didn't advertise it. Remember, Amused told us how close they were...... :toxic:

Last time I referenced how close they were I made you puke Dawnski. I'll try to be more delicate in future. :)

[Sapphie]

Interesting - even back then when she was "with" Dave - she was not with him often. He never went to Jingle Ball. He would have cramped her style, I'm sure...

Odds are he didn't want to go...or, that he wasn't her first pick for a date...Charlie was....that said, I'm not sure I'm too sympathetic to a dad allowing his (then) six year old to go to Jingle Ball. Nor this year either.

[Sapphie]

Here’s a dumb question: Where is it written that a married couple has to live in the same house at night.(Anyone married to Flubby should NOT be forced to live even in the same neighbourhood) The reason why I’m saying that is that I am really snoring up a storm and I feel so bad for Michelle. The earplugs don’t even work anymore.(Well, duh..earplugs don't work on sonic booms...that is like the Dutch boy saying "my finger doesn't plug up this dyke anymore") I am making an appointment for the Darth Vader mask,(Gotta be an aesthetic improvement) but I see Michelle all day long, can a married couple live in 2 homes at night?(Michelle:"Yes! Yes! Oh, please!") That will solve the snoring problem, right? She is trying so hard to put me to sleep by 8pm,(huh...Mooch made an appointment with the vet?) but I work too much so I don’t do it and it’s really making her upset with me. She is trying so hard to help me. I sure love Michelle.(aaww....the sincerity is just oozing out)

[RedWillow]

Friday December 7, 2007 4:55am: December 7th….The date that will live in infamy. Here’s a little history. We all know Pearl Harbor was bombed on this date back in 1941, but on December 8th, GUAM was attacked and then occupied by the Japanese.
The Japanese invaded Guam and the Phillipines on Dec 10, 1941 - 72 hours later.
A few years later the American’s overtook Guam and then it was a happier time for my mom and her family.
The Americans liberated Guam in 1944
I don’t want to dare say in front of you that I think too late I’m a better person than “them” and that I don’t need to go to those meetings, but I do. I have never ever bottomed out or got in trouble AND the only thing they want from you for membership is a desire to simply want to stop. Why not drink a coke or a glass of water at a bar? Why not go to a Christmas party and just say, ”I’m not drinking”…..There is nothing wrong with that and it is more admirable in my opinion. By the way, it’s better to watch people get SH—T FACED than being one of those people.
No Flubby, you're not better. You see, those people have courage. The courage to acknowledge they have an issue over which they have no power. Whether it be alcohol, drugs, sex, food, or abusive behavior.

So, I can’t wait for 3 more months and I hope I get the honor of handing her, her one year token and cake!

I hope they read your blog, and kick your sorry behind out the minute you show your face.

[BecInCA]

Wow, is everyone still out there?

[BigAl]

A lot of catching up to do here as I have been away all week actually working.
I was in Vegas last weekend and I think I saw LBM on the Strip trying to "score" a john????
LBM tried to be her kids "buddy" rather than their mother. She is competing with DC. He sets ground rules, establishes a solid home where the kids are held accountable whereas (sp??) LBM gets them and there is no structure and no rules...just 3 buddies hanging out........She is unfit...no other way to put it.
This Conceptis thing seems like a plant on this blog...just like the surfin one was.
That 73 dollar outfit of the day was hideous. Again my sighting on the strip was dressed better.....and that's not saying a lot either.
FH snoring will become a major issue in the MOOCH/FH saga drama relationship. I had the same problem with my ex. I wasn't fat, just sinus problem. Once the adnoids were removed, septum fixed, and my sinus' cleared up it wemt away....except when sick. Isn't Jingleball something that radio stations across the country do this time of year????? You would think it is a J&J original. Anyway, off to the mall I go with my better half.

[iamsheens]

I would think you would want Layla to include a short bio.

"ANNNDDD here is iamsheens, she loves long walks on the beach, puppies and the color blue."


OMG IM BLUSHING....Im such a big deal....

and you spotted me dead on...i do like long walks on the beach, dogs, and the colour blue....

did you see my ad on eharmony?

haha

And let me say that Carol is better than a model...she could easily pass for one, and she is way smarter than one too!

[iamsheens]

you guys and girls were busy little typers yest. I finally got caught up and let me just make a few comments if I may...

for one it sounds like Laura is taking Charlie out of school because of the rain...well at first it sounded like he had a 1/2 day due to the rain but I think she is taking him out so he doesnt have to sit inside? what the heck? Like someone else mentioned...(maybe Layla?) I loved rainy days because we got to play heads up 7 up. I absolutely loved that game and all the other "rainy day" games. I cant believe she is cutting his education due to the rain...I hope DC has a problem with this picture....

Secondly, I really hated tommys blog about Laura's 8 months of sobriety. He is one of the most judgmental people I've ever read about...and who would actually say its better to see people drunk then being drunk? Even if that is true I don't think its something you go around saying...anyways based on those Van Halen pictures we all know that Tommy isn't ordering cokes and water....maybe coke and rum but he isn't ordering anything that doesn't have alcohol in it.

As for Charlie going to jingle ball...I have never been but do they actually mention domestic abuse during the concert? Ironically, if they do I'm sure Tommy is the one talking about it on stage...seeing as he is the most familiar with domestic abuse...Anyways seeing as he went last year I guess its not a big deal if he goes again. I dont think I would take a 7 year old to a concert but Laura has to be the fun parent...

And Laura only having 209 or whatever amount of money in her account baffles me. Like Carol, I am a college student. I work close to full time but I basically get paid in lollipops. However, I have more money than Laura right now. how pathetic. I understand she probably has lawyer bills and what not but....maybe she should have worn a dress she already had for jingle ball. I am pretty sure the station didn't pay for her dress...I would bet they pay for her 73 dollar outfit each week but I guaranteed they don't pay for her hotel stays, and other non-related work things.

I'm trying to get a job with a radio station I can only hope that I get the kind of perks she does...minus the divorce, drinking and drug problems, selfish lifestyle, and living with the producer of the show...(isnt that what tommy is?)

And I bet tommy is one of those people who wears the same 3 outfits all the time but owns like 10 duplicates of the outfit. It suprise me that with how cool he thinks he is and how self absorbed mooch is well Im suprised he doesnt dress a little more trendier...

Anyways I have tons more comments but....I have a 10 page paper I need to work on. blah!

[GirlfromOR]

Yeah, 209.00 is kind of pathetic for someone who doesn't have to pay her own way in life, and makes a huge salary. I am 24, own my own house, pay my own bills and am buying tons of baby stuff, Christmas gifts, etc. and I have more than that in my bank account!

Tommy wears what fits. Giant shirts and shorts w/ elastic waistbands. He can't dress nicer because Momar the Tentmaker doesn't do trendy!

[GirlfromOR]

Saturday December 8, 2007 6am: There’s nothing better than the sound of rain and snuggling up with one you love, but in my case, I was snoring again, so the one I love was upstairs sleeping while I was on the couch downstairs watching an episode of Prince of Bel Air at 4am.

I feel pretty good! I slept okay. I’m taking Eddie to my mom’s and hopefully to a skateboard park down there unless it’s raining to hard. I may take him to my old junior high because to the left of the basketball courts is pretty cool dip in the pavement leading into the homes that would be cool to ride his skateboard.

Today, my sister Rose leaves on a cruise. My sister Rose started being on Weight Watchers soon after I started walking in March. Yesterday, she told me she has lost a total of 38 pounds for the year so far and on her way to losing more. That’s so cool. She was a cheerleader and homecoming princess back in High School and she’s about 10 more pounds away from being like she was back in 1977.

I woke up early this morning and balanced my check book. HOLY MOLY, I did a lot of shopping for birthdays and Christmas AND Jingle Ball over the last couple of days. Can’t wait for payday!

Jingle Ball is tomorrow night and it’s a trip to think that it’s been so many years since that original call from “BECKY”……Do you know the story?

I don’t even remember the year anymore, but it was like 1999 or 2000 and it was in January and it was on a Thursday morning. Barbara De Angelis was in studio and we were taking calls on RELATIONSHIPS. During commercials I get a call from a woman and she told me that she needed advice on what she can do to get out of her house before her boyfriend came home on Monday. I give her the name “BECKY” to protect her real identity. She has a little boy and she told me that her boyfriend was hurting her. We talked a lot off the air before she went on. The moment BECKY went on the air with her soft spoken voice, I strongly believe our listeners were moved by her and wanted to reach out and just hug her through the radio. The call went on and we said we should try to get you out of there and that we should figure out how to do this asap. Before the end of the show, we figured out that we should get her about 5 thousand dollars to get into her own apartment and that we would move her ourselves as quick as we could. We said tomorrow morning, stop by if you could give us a few bucks to help Becky get out of her house. The next morning, before we even started on the air there was a long long long line of people and cars waiting for us to go on at the radio station. Well, at 10am the line of people never stopped and we had over 50 thousand dollars for her. She got out of the house and has never looked back. Not too many people know how the real Becky looks. There are only 5 of us that do and 2 out of the 5 are not working with us anymore. BECKY goes to every Jingle Ball, but she is never introduced or known to anyone. I see her from time to time and she emails me around this time of year and when I see her at the concert, we usually just say hello and just smile at eachother and look into the crowd and just shake our heads that, that ONE PHONE CALL that she made has inspired 2 shelters and a concert and her one phone call has put thousands of people through the program and hundreds of families to a better place along with their pets.

Now, how cool is that? The concept of Becky's house is very cool... but YOU of all people should not be involved whatsoever. It is very hypocritical to have someone who has restraining orders against them for domestic abuse bragging about the shelter he helped build. What, you cared about helping BECKY but didn't care that your wife didn't want to be hurt either? Did that not dawn on you? Helping victims of domestic violence does not erase the violence you've brought against women and the turmoil you brought into your home.

[GGmami]

Yeah, 209.00 is kind of pathetic for someone who doesn't have to pay her own way in life, and makes a huge salary. I am 24, own my own house, pay my own bills and am buying tons of baby stuff, Christmas gifts, etc. and I have more than that in my bank account!


I wish I had 209 in the bank. I'm a responsible, married mother of 2, but I'm a teacher. We put everything we have into retirement, education, insurance... instead of spending it on expensive, ugly dresses, hotel stays, drugs and alcohol. LBM needs to meet with a financial adviser to figure out how to manage her money. She makes too much money to be broke all the time.

[SDReadhead]

1) The snoring thing is a prelude to "Well, I'm no longer engaged anymore. I truly love Moochie, but I am such an awesome, selfless man that I just can't inflict my snoring on someone I love so much."

2) I'm so glad I'm not in a competition with my husband over who gets to be the "fun" parent! We love our kids. We have fun with our kids. But I'm sure our kids don't always think we're fun. We say things to them like, "You can't go out tonight until your chores are done and you've mapped out a homework and study schedule for the week." There is a LOT of laughter in our house, but it's not because we are the "fun" parents.

Well, we're off to go celebrate Christmas the San Diego way -- on the Prado! If you see a red-headed Irish dancer (who has ever heard of one of those???) give me a wave! If she's young and perky, it's likely not me. If she's "of a certain age" and looks like she might be struggling to catch her breath after the dance, it might be me. (sorry Boris and Jake, although my husband still finds me quite fetching, I'm afraid I don't qualify as one of the DC hotties!) :woohoo:

[SDGirl87]

I wish I had 209 in the bank. I'm a responsible, married mother of 2, but I'm a teacher. We put everything we have into retirement, education, insurance... instead of spending it on expensive, ugly dresses, hotel stays, drugs and alcohol. LBM needs to meet with a financial adviser to figure out how to manage her money. She makes too much money to be broke all the time.


That was kind of my point. I get paid next Friday. I have more than $209 in my account...and ALL of my bills are paid, my retirement account got it's addition, my savings account got it's addition and what I have left is "play" money :) Since it's so close to Christmas, I can pretty much figure out where that "extra" is going. Some months, I don't nomrally have quite this much extra, but I PLANNED AHEAD (gasp!). I make far less, and yet somehow manage to take care of my obligations. Imagine.

[SDReadhead]

'k SDReadhead...let's go crack open a few Guinnesses....hhmm...what is the plural for Guinness?..Guinii?..whatever, let's have more than one!

Wait! you mean there is a singular for Guinness???? Oops! Now you tell me. I'm sure I'll have a few after attempting the high kicks at Irish dancing tonight. I wish I could pretend I was giving FH a good swift kick in the rear end, but he's so short that it wouldn't really get my kicks high at all. :cheers: