San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread

[InvisibleElf]

I am not as sharp (when it comes to some things) as many of you sleuths. For me, and possibly a few others that haven't spoken up, can someone log a timeline of what has occurred since Carl joined our board? Thanks.

1.-Conceptis lived very close to FH and posted the address to her own house. Along with some inside scoop from FH and Mooch.

1.5-Wonkatania mysteriously leaves.

2.-Mooch and FH got pissed. One day, while looking for the phone number for a fast food restaurant, they found a contractor/lawyer/toilet repairman named Carl Jr, who they retained for tickets to jingle ball and some disneyland pass they had in their prize basket.

3.-Carl Jr threatened conceptis via PM and forced her to delete old posts, post retractions and apologies. We were skeptical about Conceptis and Carl.

4.-Some more members received PMs from Carl. He stupidly posted his personal blog address in his profile. We find out he was going to disneyland, because he posted the dates.

5.-Wonk deletes his previous pics and posts a disclaimer. We all suspect foul play.

Jan 7, 7:00pm: Elves look at his blog and find that he loves to take pictures of squirrels and moldy walls in balboa park, and share this with the word.
Jan 7 7:05 - Carl calls lights.
7:06 - DC is on double secret probation.

[Dawnski]

What fodder? you mean to say that one alleged shame gram member is not, in fact, a messenger bringing direct words of oh, you know, the guy formerly known as Zeus...in another time, in another culcha? and hey, who can't be sure another alleged sham gram member isn't a Buddist Monk himself? Admired and bespectacled by all who live on Mt. Soledad? and is LBM NOT mother of the year? tell me it's not true. I have repatterned my own parenting skills to mimic her selfless daily schedule.

ohmygosch. I know what it was. It was mentioning the name of Randy's chihuaua on this site. that's what set this all in motion.

RL, I'm not sure who was behind this, but if you had a pet cow and you were to name it Moo--something or other--and then that Moo had contacts with some kind of high on the food chain of ambulance-chasing night school attorneys...well, that would be my first guess, if I were to venture out and actually make a guess or make any kind of references, which of course, I am not, and would not, and have never not not ever done.

I'm currently pursuing a career as a civil litigator, and am trying to pass my entrance exam. Any fly by nite alleged attorneys moonlighting as scam artist "Contractors" interested in sponsoring me?

Wabbit - you are making my head hurt....

allegedly

[debbiegrrrl]

We are here! We are here!

[LisaP]

I can't remember who posted the chocolate cake crock pot recipe (it may have been LisaP and the one with mayonnaise). If that was you, would you kindly post it here or PM me. Thx.

I posted two chocolate cake recipes, one with mayonnaise. They are both on my home computer. I will post them again tonite when I get home.

[LisaP]

Can I add my WHINE here now that with the updated post counts, I am still a "plebe"?

This is not to be confused with the WHINE that I will not be having tonite as I started back on www.fitday.com today.

[Sapphie]

LisaP: I have the same WHINE along with SDGirl and others who are still plebes despite the # of posts..I say we take out a class action on the grounds of discrimination or some other cock-a-manie (whatever that means) charge, to rectify the situation.

I kid...(this, as a PS to Lights, Jenny, GAM)

Er...Lights...you said you are male...no children...wanna make some? ;)

[snoopiebug]

not to beat a dead horse here ....
are you kidding me right now
lame, lame, lame
Ok done whining for today

Missed you guys, no more chat?

[DreamerGal]

LisaP: I have the same WHINE along with SDGirl and others who are still plebes despite the # of posts..I say we take out a class action on the grounds of discrimination or some other cock-a-manie (whatever that means) charge, to rectify the situation.

I kid...(this, as a PS to Lights, Jenny, GAM)

Er...Lights...you said you are male...no children...wanna make some? ;)

I wanna be a Plebe forEVER!!! No I don't! No I don't!! I want to rise in the ranks and command the same respect as lights and GAM and Jenny and be able to post in BOLD print to elicit goose pimples from all the Plebes in the audience (FH? Mooch? LBM? You still out there?)

[ex-starlistener]

Hi All,
Glad you were easy to find. I must say this "little: thread with our 108+ people really made an impact. I signed up for Yahoo when it was first made, I need to find the password now :)
By the way could someone pm me the chocolate ckake and mayo recipe too? I didn't copy it.

Thank you for starting the new thread! I really would miss you guys if I couldn't check in here and see what was what.

[ex-starlistener]

180+ I swear I can type...sometimes

[Blueslover]

Wheeee, so glad I found U'al, that was too scary !!!
So this is my first "post". I decided if we are to get back to 600+ pages I needed to add too. I have been lurking for a long time. I had a rough 2007 and being able to come and get lots of laughs from reading the "happenings" from the DC sure help survive.
Back to lurking, but I will make 2008 a year to post more.

Oh Shello, enjoy your "DC Band". You can be my agent any time !!!

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Er...Lights...you said you are male...no children...wanna make some? ;)

I hereby nominate this for the "best line of the day" award! I snorted water when I read it ;)

[shello]

Thanks Layla and InvisiElf for your timelines of events.

[OneKidOneDogMom]

In the interim, OKODM also noticed disclaimers placed in Wonks old posts.....

Just for clarification, someone else noticed that Wonk's posts had been edited/deleted/sanitized and I just went back and looked at them - then cut/pasted the actual disclaimer wording that he used....if I recall correctly, Wonk edited his posts back in the beginning of November (11/2 or 11/3, I think).

[Sapphie]

Ty OKODM..gotta kiss the right behinds...right?

Er...Lights...don't take that too literally

PS..It was me who initially noticed that Wonk had edited his posts and put in the disclaimer...sigh...was it me that started this whole ball rolling?

[shello]

The band does a great rendition of "Let's Get it On," Sapphie. You tart, you!

[Layla]

Just for clarification, someone else noticed that Wonk's posts had been edited/deleted/sanitized and I just went back and looked at them - then cut/pasted the actual disclaimer wording that he used....if I recall correctly, Wonk edited his posts back in the beginning of November (11/2 or 11/3, I think).
Got it :)

[wanky]

I posted two chocolate cake recipes, one with mayonnaise. They are both on my home computer. I will post them again tonite when I get home.

Thanks LisaP! I've been craving chocolate all day yesterday and planned on making cake today in my cracker pot....but Lights turned off the lights on us and here we all are! Anyway, glad to see everybody.

[Transplant]

[QUOTE=SDGirl87]Kindly raise your right hand and repeat after me:

I, Transplant, promise (ha ha...inside joke) that I will absolutely postively not post any information about any of the Spewgram(errr showgram)'s children, pets, phone numbers, or residences. This includes, but is not limited to, photos, posts, links to websites, altered photos, songs, poems etc.

I further promise that I will not in any way harass, annoy, disturb or word FRUSTRATE removed due to being too vague any alleged "big deal" people or organizations who are affiliated with the aforementioned Spewgram (errr...showgram).

So sworn by me on this 8thday of January, 2008.

Peace out.

AYE!

[ordinarygirl]

whew! Thank God I found you! Long-time lurker just checking in for the DC headcount. As you were...

[Sapphie]

The band does a great rendition of "Let's Get it On," Sapphie. You tart, you!
Yep..that's me...Queen of Tarts...and dang proud of it

[Transplant]

Does this mean,

AYE

that we have to put out boring, tired, old recycled dull material, or is that also the propriety of a particular show?

nO, PUTTING OUT BORING TIRED, OLD RECYCLED DULL MATERIAL would infringe on J&J's copyright to be the only old codgers that can do that!

[Sapphie]

I, Sapphie, promise (ha ha...inside joke) that I will absolutely postively not post any information about any of the Spewgram(errr showgram)'s pets', phone numbers, or residences.

I would never reveal the private numbers or kennel locations of anyone's pets...

[GirlfromOR]

Who else received PM's from Carl the PayPal Lawyer, and what did they say?

[SDGirl87]

The band does a great rendition of "Let's Get it On," Sapphie. You tart, you!


Is that their polka arrangement that I heard at the last gathering? I agree, it's FAB!!

[SDGirl87]

Who else received PM's from Carl the PayPal Lawyer, and what did they say?


I don't think that anyone will want to post this :) I'm sure that they've been instructed to keep it private as the situation is being addressed.

[GirlfromOR]

Yeah, you are probably right. Too bad! :)

[Transplant]

Well, In my humble opinion, I allegedly DARE Carl to bring it on!

DISCLAIMER: No animals were harmed in the transmission of this post, although the guppie next door is living on borrowed time, let me tell you. Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards.

However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you and your fish. If you have read this posting in error, please add some nutmeg and egg whites, whisk and place in a warm oven for 40 minutes.

[iamapes]

2.-Mooch and FH got pissed. One day, while looking for the phone number for a fast food restaurant, they found a contractor/lawyer/toilet repairman named Carl Jr, who they retained for tickets to jingle ball and some disneyland pass they had in their prize basket.

Haha that is too funny.
I love you.

[ex-starlistener]

Transplant...we will pray for you :)

[Sapphie]

Well, Transplant...in Swahilishgrøénüng I think that "demrah erew slanima on" might mean something defamatory but I'm not so fluent in that language anymore

[Transplant]

Transplant...we will pray for you :)

I may be a Transplant but I've got moxie baby!

Poor Carl doesn't know me or what I do for a living....I could be a Transplanted mole, Capo, part of the Costra Nostra, heck, I may even be the unbalanced Britney Spears! And who the he*% wants to mess with her????????

[SDGirl87]

Oh Tubby T
Oh Tubby T
We didn't mean to offend thee

Oh lawyer C
Oh lawyer C
We're really sorry we have scared thee

All we did was googlize
That which you put before our eyes

Oh Tubby T
And lawyer C
We hope that you're now happy!

[ElizabethAZ]

Oh Trixie, can you amend my DC Member Number to include #10A?

Thanks!

ElizabethAZ, DC#10 with 10A

[SDGirl87]

Well, Transplant...in Swahilishgrøénüng I think that "demrah erew slanima on" might mean something defamatory but I'm not so fluent in that language anymore


ROFLOL!!!!!! :bow: :lmfao:

[SDGirl87]

Oh Trixie, can you amend my DC Member Number to include #10A?

Thanks!

ElizabethAZ, DC#10 with 10A


WAHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[InvisibleElf]

Oh Trixie, can you amend my DC Member Number to include #10A?

Thanks!

ElizabethAZ, DC#10 with 10A

Congrats Elizabeth!
What a subtle way to announce a pregnancy.

We should market a DC pregnancy test with an "A" instead of the plus sign.

[Transplant]

Oh Tubby T
Oh Tubby T
We didn't mean to offend thee

Oh lawyer C
Oh lawyer C
We're really sorry we have scared thee

All we did was googlize
That which you put before our eyes

Oh Tubby T
And lawyer C
We hope that you're now happy!

Nay Nay Nay Nay Nay Nay!!!!!

Tubby's got his feel'ers hurt....
Carls got his knickers in dirt



:P

[YoungAmerican]

I just keep getting this picture in my head of the entire spewgram sitting around talking about US! We, the J&J DC are actually BIG DEALS! We have managed to scare the crap out of them and that really pisses them off. If nothing we were saying was true, they would just shrug it off but because it is true they are scared sh#$less because they saw our numbers ever increasing. I am proud to be and will forever be member #52!! More power to US!!!

[mamasterls]

Oh Trixie, can you amend my DC Member Number to include #10A?

Thanks!

ElizabethAZ, DC#10 with 10A

Aww...congratulations!
I'm very happy for you!

[Transplant]

Keep it up DC'ers!

337 posts and 4,969 hits in less than 24 hours!!!!!

J&J, LBM & FH.....you can't stop us. You give us way too much material to feed off of!

[Sapphie]

Oh Tubby T
Oh Tubby T
We didn't mean to offend thee

Oh lawyer C
Oh lawyer C
We're really sorry we have scared thee

All we did was googlize
That which you put before our eyes

Oh Tubby T
And lawyer C
We hope that you're now happy!
SDGirl...this is so catchy I am singing away as I work and it's making the afternoon go much more quickly...please be sure to copyright your work to claim the royalties when you hear it played on air. (Just covering your back) :)

[pax]

I think these are LisaP's recipes:

1 standard size boxed chocolate cake
2 cups sour cream
1 large size box instant chocolate pudding
6 ounces semi sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup canola or vegetable oil
4 eggs
1 cup water

Spray the crock pot with non-stick spray. Mix all ingredients (I mix them right in the pot, why dirty an extra bowl?!). Cook on low for 6-8 hours. Serve with ice cream!

The other is

2 cups flour
1/2 cup cocoa
1 1/2 tsp baking soda
1/4 tsp salt
1 cup sugar
3/4 cup mayonnaise
1 cup water
1 tsp vanilla

Spray the crock pot with non-stick spray. Mix all ingredients. Cook on low 4-6 hours.

[Sapphie]

Big congrats Elizabeth!

[Transplant]

I can't remember who it was {sorry!} posted a baked potato soup for the crock pot....

Could you repost it please?????

It's colder than Jake's left (well, you know what) here and it sounds like a good dinner for one night this week...

[InvisibleElf]

I just keep getting this picture in my head of the entire spewgram sitting around talking about US! We, the J&J DC are actually BIG DEALS! We have managed to scare the crap out of them and that really pisses them off. If nothing we were saying was true, they would just shrug it off but because it is true they are scared sh#$less because they saw our numbers ever increasing. I am proud to be and will forever be member #52!! More power to US!!!

Can you picture Jer(k) screaming: BOOOOORRRIIISSS!!!!!
Like Kirk yelled Khaaan! with fists in the air.

Or Carl Jr complaining that a Wabbit and some elves infiltrated his blog?

and Lights called US insane?

[pax]

Congrats ElizabthAZ!

[SDGirl87]

Can you picture Jer(k) screaming: BOOOOORRRIIISSS!!!!!
Like Kirk yelled Khaaan! with fists in the air.

Or Carl Jr complaining that a Wabbit and some elves infiltrated his blog?

and Lights called US insane?


I nominate THIS as post of the day...lol

A wabbit and some elves infilitrated his blog?? LOLOLOL. Classic.

[zodiac]

Boy, everyone is on FIRE today!
I love thinking that the slowgram people are sitting around talking about us and getting their panties in a wad. Ah, success...

I see that FH's blob is now off the main Star website as well. His little followers must be crushed. If anyone hears him mention it, please post his reason for pulling the plug. Even though we already know it has to do with Moochie. What a ball buster she must be!

[osidemomof2]

Hi all - I've been lurking on this site for months (since LBM's rehab stint) & never had the courage to sign up & post because, well, I'm just not as witty as you all. :)

However, I just can't believe that Tubby had to sick a lawyer on this site! Really, the only things posted here were directly from the mouths of the "Big Deals" themselves. Guess you all got too close to the truth. Anyway, that got me fired up & now I need a DC number please!

[Sapphie]

Wabbit dear....do I have your permission to copy and paste one of your classic lines from our old thread? Not only is it pertinent but I thought everyone would like something from our old room to put up on the walls here....

[Carol]

Maybe we should all pray for Tommy, in his time of need. I have been hearing chatter that he had a rough winter break. If you know what I am sayin...

Also, I wonder if he can write lawyers off at the radio station's expense, much like his bar tab.

[JDub04]

Oh Trixie, can you amend my DC Member Number to include #10A?

Thanks!

ElizabethAZ, DC#10 with 10A


Congrats Elizabeth! When are you due?

Trixie, can you amend my number too....I am with 141B, since 141A was born in 2004.

[11th Reader]

11th Reader reporting to duty.

Seriously guys, a girl takes ONE night off to go to knitting class and all h-e-double hockey sticks (GAM is watching) breaks loose.

I'm going to say...please please please don't assume all lawyers are as idiotic and lame as Mr. Paypal Carl. I'm sure Mr. Paypal (seriously have NEVER met another attorney that accepts Paypal...and I've been working in the legal field since high school) made the call and trotted over to Moochie and Tubby's to tell them what a good deed he did and waited for his pat on the back.

Anyhow...I'm starting to WHINE like LBM and sound bitter and angry. I'll stop now and get back to trying to figure out a new brownie recipe for this month's gathering.

Oh, and of course, to one of my favorite AZ residents....CONGRATS ELIZABETH!

[SDGirl87]

DC Babies. Awwwwwwwwwwwww...that's just too cute. I LOVE it!

[blondmom]

well, at least 10 years from now when old moochie wakes up next to tubby...she can't say "nobody warned me!"

everybody warned her, she should be thanking this website for all the useful information it can provide for her, someday she may need it for her divorce.

[Sapphie]

And I'm wondering if C. will now take legal action against T. and M. since they were the ones that dragged him into the midst of marauding Wabbits and Elves

[notabigdeal]

Okay, okay they will go to long lengths to have the lurkers check in so they know how strong we really are. Come on all lurkers - show our colors strong! They don't know who they are dealing with. I am a lurker and don't post often but the Big Deals now know who the big deals really are! GO ON AND STRONG! We will be back to over 600 pages before they can pay another attorney to shut us down again.

[pax]

Maybe we should all pray for Tommy, in his time of need. I have been hearing chatter that he had a rough winter break. If you know what I am sayin...

Also, I wonder if he can write lawyers off at the radio station's expense, much like his bar tab.

Actually, I don't know what yer sayin'. Can you please elaborate? Thanks.

[Layla]

New is only allowed if it's half new half POT. Have I told you how much I loves those?

I think I may be able to get you a little rack to sell them in my hubbys ALLEGED Donut Shop :)(I don't want any lawyers going and trying to subpeona me at a Donut Shop they think I amy alledgedly be involved in)
11th Reader reporting to duty.

Seriously guys, a girl takes ONE night off to go to knitting class and all h-e-double hockey sticks (GAM is watching) breaks loose.

I'm going to say...please please please don't assume all lawyers are as idiotic and lame as Mr. Paypal Carl. I'm sure Mr. Paypal (seriously have NEVER met another attorney that accepts Paypal...and I've been working in the legal field since high school) made the call and trotted over to Moochie and Tubby's to tell them what a good deed he did and waited for his pat on the back.

Anyhow...I'm starting to WHINE like LBM and sound bitter and angry. I'll stop now and get back to trying to figure out a new brownie recipe for this month's gathering.

Oh, and of course, to one of my favorite AZ residents....CONGRATS ELIZABETH!

[Transplant]

well, at least 10 years from now when old moochie wakes up next to tubby...she can't say "nobody warned me!"

everybody warned her, she should be thanking this website for all the useful information it can provide for her, someday she may need it for her divorce.


Whoa....just a thought here....maybe it was Moochie who sicked Carl the PayPal Loving Attorney on us...so when she does finally divorce him, our blog warnings to her of who he is and what he's capable of will be gone from internet spacedom and he can't use our Big Deal ramblings to defend himself!

[Layla]

Actually, I don't know what yer sayin'. Can you please elaborate? Thanks.
Ok...this is total he said, she said, telephone game type information, I'm just putting that out there for legal purposes. So, I hear, there is this radio personality on an alledgedly popular radio talk show somewhere in the United States. Well, said personality had a big New Years bash. Said personality consumed far more than alcohol, and apparently, must be allergic, because said personality had a quite severe reaction. Speculation is, house had to be evacuated!

[Sapphie]

Layla's hubby has a DoNut shop? <perk> :dinner:

[Sapphie]

Whoa....just a thought here....maybe it was Moochie who sicked Carl the PayPal Loving Attorney on us...so when she does finally divorce him, our blog warnings to her of who he is and what he's capable of will be gone from internet spacedom and he can't use our Big Deal ramblings to defend himself!
I don't think he'd find anything on our ramblings to defend himself with

[Layla]

Whoa....just a thought here....maybe it was Moochie who sicked Carl the PayPal Loving Attorney on us...so when she does finally divorce him, our blog warnings to her of who he is and what he's capable of will be gone from internet spacedom and he can't use our Big Deal ramblings to defend himself!
Nothing REALLY dissapears from the internet. The NSA records every key stroke. We'll send in the Invisible Elves to get the info back if needed.

[SDGirl87]

Layla's hubby has a DoNut shop? <perk> :dinner:

Allegedly.

[Layla]

Layla's hubby has a DoNut shop? <perk> :dinner:
Alledgedly.

[mamalellie]

Hi DC friends...I am checking in! You guys are great and let's keep the pages rolling!

[Layla]

Allegedly.
Great minds.

[Transplant]

I don't think he'd find anything on our ramblings to defend himself with

But couldn't he say :well, she knew who she was marrying asnd was warned in advance?"

[Sapphie]

If such a donut establishment existed could I get discount donuts if I present my DC #? I love the jelly variety but now I might be interested in the new rack of brownies....

[Sapphie]

But couldn't he say :well, she knew who she was marrying asnd was warned in advance?"
Not any more because it appears he went to great lengths to persuade her that everything we wrote was a crock in order to get her to marry him in the first place

[Layla]

If such a donut establishment existed could I get discount donuts if I present my DC #? I love the jelly variety but now I might be interested in the new rack of brownies....
Alledgedly they have Lemon and some sort of berried filled, but my personal favorite is (alledgedly) their Chocolate Old Fashioned. Perhaps I can bring some to our alledged end of month get together?

[evilgenius]

does this whole thing mean that all the inside info I have been dying to share can NOT be shared?

I didn't think it was possible that the spewgram could annoy me any more than they already have. But they have.

Since when was it illegal to talk smack about people? That means that all the middle school girls who are mean to eachother on myspace would all have to go to jail.

Tubby is such a big tubby baby.

[Layla]

I'd say, you can share anything you'd darn well please, as long as specific names and locations are not used, then you cover your behind too.
does this whole thing mean that all the inside info I have been dying to share can NOT be shared?

I didn't think it was possible that the spewgram could annoy me any more than they already have. But they have.

Since when was it illegal to talk smack about people? That means that all the middle school girls who are mean to eachother on myspace would all have to go to jail.

Tubby is such a big tubby baby.

[11ListenerNot]

Whoa....just a thought here....maybe it was Moochie who sicked Carl the PayPal Loving Attorney on us...so when she does finally divorce him, our blog warnings to her of who he is and what he's capable of will be gone from internet spacedom and he can't use our Big Deal ramblings to defend himself!
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Maybe Big C will be her divorce attorney down the road! Off the subject, did anyone have the nerve to listen upon their return to see what everyone did during the holidays. I'm sure we can guess, Jeff taking care of adopted child, Jer traveling to some exotic place, Randy at Disneyland, Laura watching tv, etc, etc...

[Sapphie]

Alledgedly they have Lemon and some sort of berried filled, but my personal favorite is (alledgedly) their Chocolate Old Fashioned. Perhaps I can bring some to our alledged end of month get together?
The poster known as Sapphie might enjoy that and if he/she is able to play that day I heard tell that he/she would bring the winner of the Chocolate Crack Pot cake...(oh dear...Sapphie made a typo)

[notabigdeal]

No need to quit talking they can't stop the first amendment. Just need to be careful on any personal information, shots of homes, addresses, etc. No more cute pictures of Tubby of Laura, but they can't stop the truth that is spoken without pictures, I have a great visual imagination!

[evilgenius]

so if there was an alleged female who allegedly worked at a radio station who had an alleged substance abuse problem and got allegedly arrested in front of her home sometime in the beginning of March of last year...

Could I mention that?

[Layla]

Sure. I'd say so.
so if there was an alleged female who allegedly worked at a radio station who had an alleged substance abuse problem and got allegedly arrested in front of her home sometime in the beginning of March of last year...

Could I mention that?

[iamsheens]

so if there was an alleged female who allegedly worked at a radio station who had an alleged substance abuse problem and got allegedly arrested in front of her home sometime in the beginning of March of last year...

Could I mention that?

I think if its all alleged then its okay...

[Sapphie]

evilgenius:

GAM:
Feel free to talk smack about the radio personalities. They can't do jack about that. But absolutely NO MORE posting personal information about anyone like there was in the other thread. No pictures, no addresses or phone numbers, no websites other than the radio station ones. No maps to their houses.

Gawd..am I allowed to copy/paste GAM's own words?...

Note to self: quickly think of new screen name to re-register with

[SDGirl87]

Let's all remember that Apex is a private organization that allows us their server space to have our fun. We need to be respectful of their guidelines when posting anything.

They've been outstanding in working with us through this rather odd ordeal, and I for one would like to see us recriprocate that kindness and trust. Show them that we are people of our word.

[evilgenius]

and if said alleged female was allegedly on meth at that alleged time with her alleged kids watching the whole thing?

[notabigdeal]

Allegedly and besides we only use initials - why would they assume we are talking about them? They truly do think they are Big Deals and that everyone is talking about them. Don't you know many people with the initial FH? I think initials are in order for all the Big Deals. In the "alleged female" case we could be talking about any has been star in LA.

[evilgenius]

ok SD Girl...I promise I will be nice.

[Layla]

Allegedly and besides we only use initials - why would they assume we are talking about them? They truly do think they are Big Deals and that everyone is talking about them. Don't you know many people with the initial FH? I think initials are in order for all the Big Deals. In the "alleged female" case we could be talking about any has been star in LA.
We could really confuse them and use a code to assign names to them :) Substitue each letter in their initials for another in the Alphabet. Tummys head would explode!

[evilgenius]

isn't figuring out our IP addresses and sending PM's with threats an invasion of privacy anyways? If they want to get all whiney.

[Sapphie]

I could find out what the translated names would be in Swahilishgr&#248;&#233;&#252;rgen

[evilgenius]

how bout finding out what their names would be if they weren't big whiney babies?

[Newer Reader]

and if said alleged female was allegedly on meth at that alleged time with her alleged kids watching the whole thing?

I think it would be o.k. to allege that as well, especially since many of us have allegedly thought that was probably the alleged case.

I, Newer Reader thought that meth was probably involved when, way back when, FH allegedly mentioned in his blahhg that he was VERY PROUD of LBM because she had done something VERY HARD and that most people can't do.

It occurred to me at the time that, allegedly, many people are able to stop drinking but that, allegedly, many are unable to beat meth.

This part I can say straight and true: I hope she is still clean.

NR #26

[InvisibleElf]

and if said alleged female was allegedly on meth at that alleged time with her alleged kids watching the whole thing?

So anyways, in a magical imaginary land, there once was a horse that learned to make an annoying laugh on cue, so she got a radio program sidekick gig...and she was on meth when the imaginary land cops came to arrest her with her kids watching....

I kind of forget some juicy details to this completely fictional elven land scary bedtime story, do you happen to remember more, evilgenius?

I remember another one where the same horse forgot about work and went to TEXAS, possibly, allegedly to SURF.

[notabigdeal]

Great idea - after all if all we say are lies about them and the initials don't match than how would they possible think we are talking about them. Confuse them with confusion...I think I live in that same place so it will be easy for me to conform

[LA64]

Finally out of lurking mode....been here since about May and enjoy reading all of the comments. Forced to register today or so I thought....and found all of you here. I will try to post more often.

[evilgenius]

You're welcome. It's being dying to come out. I would have joined months ago, but my family gets all annoyed when I am online. So now, I am at work.

Solved that problem.

I hope she stays clean also. However, isn't it pretty common for alleged addicts to relapse at least once?

I went to high school with a girl named Crystal who up and dissappeared one day. I asked my creative writing teacher what happened to her. He said she fell in love with her name.

[notabigdeal]

I think it would also be a good idea to remove any mention of the kids. Speaking of allegedly bad mothers and allegedly bad fathers is a good way to keep the kids out of the mix.

[iamsheens]

You're welcome. It's being dying to come out. I would have joined months ago, but my family gets all annoyed when I am online. So now, I am at work.

Solved that problem.

I hope she stays clean also. However, isn't it pretty common for alleged addicts to relapse at least once?

I went to high school with a girl named Crystal who up and dissappeared one day. I asked my creative writing teacher what happened to her. He said she fell in love with her name.


If I may ask...how do you know about this alleged incident that happened? Are you a friend, former friend, family member, or did you hear it through the grapevane...darling, Im about to loose my mind....honey honey yahhhh

Im bad with lyrics, might I add....

[evilgenius]

even alleged kids?
Ok I will, since I have kids of my own.
The alleged person came home on one of her "benders" allegedly very high on "life", got arrested for alleged neglect.
That's what my sources told me anyways.

[evilgenius]

Sheens,
My kids are part of a sports organization where some other parents live a few houses away from the alleged person. It was the talk of the sports events for quite awhile.

[LisaP]

I think these are LisaP's recipes:

Nope. My cake recipes were both non-crockpot, but thank you for reposting as I had not copied those before


I can't remember who it was {sorry!} posted a baked potato soup for the crock pot....

Could you repost it please?????

It's colder than Jake's left (well, you know what) here and it sounds like a good dinner for one night this week...

The Baked Potato Soup for the Crockpot was mine. Alas, it is also at home. I will repost all three tonite.

And thank you for a new visual of Jake. I have been trying to occupy my mind with something other than him. Don't want to make SDGirl87 jealous. Now I am wondering how long it would take to warm up Jake's left (well you know what) . . .

[Wabbitsd]

Sapphie, of course, you have my permission to copy and paste any of my words. Mostly I'm surprised by what comes out myself!

By the way, let's all remember, FH's blog went down long before ours was yanked. <--does that sound likea scene from a porn movie or it is just my imagination?

and for the record, Carl PP, if you are still out there. I'm crushed velvet that you didn't send me a arbitarily binding pm. really. I would have enjoyed corresponding with you, exchanging oddly verbose yet meaningless phrases meant to mystify and confuse. We could have had a wonderful time trying to baffle the snot out of each other. But alas, it was not to be. To be or not to be....wonkatania...please reregister and come back to us...

[boris85]

Helloooo baaaaaby! You can run, but you can hide from the Borisinator. Laura - the ultimate loser! Whoops, the "Biggest Loser" show might sue me now. If any of us just failed to show up at work, we'd be fired. She is an idiot. It just goes to show you that they are not as closer as they claim - they probably rarely talk off the air. It's all a sham. How do you just forget to show up for work - especially when her kids' school started on Monday??? It's interesting how Loser Laura does not mention Christmas or her kids in her latest diary. Very strange. And did anyone see Tummy's latest pictures of his New Year's Eve party - mostly a bunch of all cougars - Mooch included. She's got more leather on her face that Babe's Ruth's glove. It's like a well-aged scrotum. And what's up with her funky eye? Get a pirate patch girl!! I've seen her in person many times, and those pictures actually do her justice. Oh behave baby!:stupid:


Make today a perverted one

[LisaP]

Boris is in da house!

[iamsheens]

Sheens,
My kids are part of a sports organization where some other parents live a few houses away from the alleged person. It was the talk of the sports events for quite awhile.


oooh i bet that was fun to discuss...what i wouldnt give to have been there to discuss with you all.

[notabigdeal]

The alleged children have enough on their plate with alleged bad mother and alleged bad father. Keeping them removed as much as possible will hopefully provide them have a "normal" life outside their homes. Amused moved to get her kids out of the everyday stuff that followed them and I am sure it still impacts them even 50 miles away. Alleged bad mother's kids won't have that opportunity and I only hope they have friends and outside influences that can impact them in a positive way. Bet alleged bad mother is not back at work tomorrow...I have a few dollars remaining until next paycheck to throw in the pot to bet. Any news on the travel hazards coming out of Texas for today?

[Vitacon]

Longtime lurker coming out of hiding. Have been reading for about 18 months now. Can't believe with all the celebrity crap they have on their show that they can't handle this site.

Stumbled across the site after not listening to the showgram for a couple of years and wanted to know what happened to Jeff's marriage to Nina. Never heard of the divorce, only that he was newly engaged.

Like all of you LBM bigtime! As a Navy wife I could not stand her whining about Dave's traveling and how hard it was working and taking care of the kids. Try a nine month deployment and a full time job honey.

I encourage all lurkers to post and be counted. I think there are a lot of us out there!

Count me in, long time lurker. Hate the show, always have and could never understand the love affair that these soccer moms would have with these no-talent wastes of radio. I miss Adam Corolla and Howard Stern.

Thanks for the drama, love the thread.

[evilgenius]

There are alot of good parents and good kids at the school that the bad moms kids go to. So I am thinking they have that good influence.

Ok I admit, I had to listen to them this morning because that's the ONLY radio station that works in my building. Did anyone notice when she mentioned that Cranky hasn't visited her last 3 houses?

Yeah, they are all soooo close.

[notabigdeal]

Okay just read alleged bad mother's blaaaaaahggg...guess she is back. Interesting place to spend the holiday away from her alleged family and kids?

[Wabbitsd]

This is allegedly written for the evil one newly amongst us, but surely, anyone could party alongside at no extra fee...There sure are a lot of youth sports organizations in this world. Frankly, there are a lot of them in this nation, quite a few in this city, and then you can extrapolate further. Why, I recall, not so long ago, there was a local personality...on one form of the media...who blabbered about an offspring of an unidentified person quite well known to herself, who didn't much care for soccer, but the parent of aforementioned offspring of the unidentified person of indeterminate gender (aka Horseface) loved being around the other parents, and it (the transgender) was sorry the sports participant, not to be confused with a child of any of the shame-o-gram members, of course....didn't want to continue in that sport.

kids saw the whole thing, eh? so, let's imagine, shall we say, a cul de sac near a famous institute of higher learning (often accused of handing out mass communications degrees like wafers at a Catholic Midnite Mass......) and there were several houses on that cul de sac, naturalement (shewgremlins can't read foreign languages, except for Tartuffe, who reads French Menus) one would be familiar with the house of two Daddies....wouldn't one?

[notabigdeal]

I have always found it interesting that several of the spewgrams Big Deals have no friends and they also seem to be out of touch with each other. There is no communication outside the spew they give each day on air. If you were going to be out of town over the holiday wouldn't you mention that and your plan to return was a day later than everyone else returned? After all she lived with her "best friend"! My best friend knows everything about my waking moments and would know anytime I was going to be gone out of town.

[evilgenius]

the one's who I had spoken to, yes would be familiar with the house of two daddies. They would also be familiar with that institute of higher learnings. By a major coincidence, that persons offspring also happen to attend the same institute.

[Truth Teller]

Ok... I cannot stand it another minute!

I know I happen to be a very visual person, but please tell me that I am not the only one here that sees the mental picture of Carl from Caddyshack whenever Paypal's name is mentioned.

[PQ Gal]

[quote=SDGirl87]Kindly raise your right hand and repeat after me:

I, PQGal promise (ha ha...inside joke) that I will absolutely postively not post any information about any of the Spewgram(errr showgram)'s children, pets, phone numbers, or residences. This includes, but is not limited to, photos, posts, links to websites, altered photos, songs, poems etc.

I further promise that I will not in any way harass, annoy, disturb or word FRUSTRATE removed due to being too vague any alleged "big deal" people or organizations who are affiliated with the aforementioned Spewgram (errr...showgram).

So sworn by me on this 8thday of January, 2008.

Peace out.

AYE! OH! LBM LBM LBM

[Wabbitsd]

evil, I jes love the way you can bejabber me up one side and down the other....LOL!

[PQ Gal]

Not to alert anyone but I don't have a modalert on me, hmmm, what does that mean, do I have a dual personality and one of them is part of the Spewgram??

Tell me it is not soooooo

[Layla]

Not to alert anyone but I don't have a modalert on me, hmmm, what does that mean, do I have a dual personality and one of them is part of the Spewgram??

Tell me it is not soooooo
Sill girl, you wouldn't want to alert a mod to yourself, unless you've fallen and can't get up, of course.

You have it, you just can't see it.

[Sapphie]

evilgenius: would anyone somewhat beknownst to your psuedonym have anything enlightening to say about a flagpole which could have been in the vicinity of the areas that were mentioned earlier?

[PQ Gal]

Sill girl, you wouldn't want to alert a mod to yourself, unless you've fallen and can't get up, of course.

You have it, you just can't see it.

Silly me, and yes my arm band alert system seems not to be working, I have be lying here for hours wondering when will someone come find me, thank goodness for the Drama Club otherwise I would still be on the floor waiting for help
:thud:

[GirlfromOR]

Oh Trixie, can you amend my DC Member Number to include #10A?

Thanks!

ElizabethAZ, DC#10 with 10A

Wonderful news!! Congratulations! When are you due? I haven't read ahead, so if you've already answered this, I'll find it. congrats!

[Sapphie]

Wabbit..thanks for the permission...


Wabbitsd: Hey, soccer moms are nothing. I'm a SOFTBALL MOM. we can run right over their running outfitted little carcasses. Batter UP!!!

[notabigdeal]

I am so sad that it has come to this. We have been enlightened with creativity by so many on this site. There must be a better way...or creative way to still have fun and not lose everything -tell me it isn't so! Otherwise...consider my hand raised and I will be a good girl, but I will begin to think as a 3 year old and thus have a 3 year old way of avoiding the right way and become much more sneaky in my approach. Start thinking!

[Wabbitsd]

C'mon, notabigdeal...you'll learn to like it, heck. Maybe if you act infantile enough, you can toss a tantrum or two, think that talking through a squawk box as a "schtick" means you have a modicum of talent, and that catching a tossed-to-the-curb, wish- I'd-been-with-better-used-to-be-famous-folks would seem like you finally arrived!

[Dawnski]

Kindly raise your right hand and repeat after me:

I, (state your name), promise (ha ha...inside joke) that I will absolutely postively not post any information about any of the Spewgram(errr showgram)'s children, pets, phone numbers, or residences. This includes, but is not limited to, photos, posts, links to websites, altered photos, songs, poems etc.

I further promise that I will not in any way harass, annoy, disturb or word FRUSTRATE removed due to being too vague any alleged "big deal" people or organizations who are affiliated with the aforementioned Spewgram (errr...showgram).

So sworn by me on this _________day of January, 2008.

Peace out.

Once you have taken the above oath, kindly check in with an "AYE". A roll will be kept (who wants to keep the roll?)

Thank you.
Head Cheerleader of the DC

AYE...chewaawaa!!!

[evilgenius]

There is a said flagpole on that place of higher learnings.

it makes me sad that one could not know it's there and run into it. And then their parent be too "asleep" to even show up.

[evilgenius]

oh wabbit, I think you just made me blush.

[swedishbolt]

In Tubby's pics - is #26 Moochie? Looks like no engagement ring if it is her.....

Did anyone check out the new posting rules? Now it says we can't post attachments....

Swedishbolt DC #49!!

[evilgenius]

you know...there was this lawsuit once where one fast food company was suing another fast food company because they were mad that the one company was making fun of them via commercials.

that suing company lost.

just sayin.

[evilgenius]

and while I am on a random tangent...

in our "sports organization" we don't even allow the last names on the back of the kids shirts for safety reasons.

so the thought of posting kids pictures AND where they are during certain times is appalling.

and for those alleged people to allegedly be up in arms about it.

whatever

[boris85]

Viva La Tummy.

http://www.signonsandiego.com/teaserimages/080108bigboytijuana-m.jpg

[Wabbitsd]

evil, ain't it the truth. Methinks the offended (and offensive) parties are trying to cover their own lack of ethical behavior.

Methinks there is one dude who got Mom and Dad to pay his way through law school and doesn't want them to find out he ain't learned all that much.

[Wabbitsd]

boris, did you do any backup reading, or are you just going to be out there. (LOL by the way on the pix)

[evilgenius]

wabbit, I soooo agree. I was about to say "don't they have better things to do with their time?"

but we all know the answer to that.

I am surprised they are up from their naps enough to be upset about anything.

[Sapphie]

Methinks there is one dude who got Mom and Dad to pay his way through law school and doesn't want them to find out he ain't learned all that much.
and methinks, regarding that same dude, that the appalling lack of grammar and spelling skills suggests that he never went to to any school at all....

[Sapphie]

Boris...I like the choice of using the feminine when referring to LA Tummy

what on earth is that moldy looking stuff oozing from the burger he's holding up?

[IMISSLEO]

Hi Everyone, DC #108 checking in...glad to find everyone! Ok, back to lurking!

[notabigdeal]

Wabbit you are so right! Thanks for bringing me back to reality. They may have created a bigger monster than they thought. I think the story of the troll under the bridge comes to mind...only this troll has become so large with burritos and tequila that he can't come out from under the bridge and he is squawking up all the wrong places!

[s_ca_girl]

Testing...I'm new. Lurked for a while. Think I work close to a lot of you (Fletcher Hills) but wanted to say HI!!

[listener13]

I just got an PM from Carls Jr.'s corporate attorney.

He asked us to cease and desist using the name "Carl" when referring to a two-bit lawyer.

They said they didn't mind it if we called him Wendy.

[s_ca_girl]

ps. why did you change threads?

[SDGirl87]

I just got an PM from Carls Jr.'s corporate attorney.

He asked us to cease and desist using the name "Carl" when referring to a two-bit lawyer.

They didn't mind if we called him Wendy.

What about Ronald or Jack?

[Layla]

ps. why did you change threads?
You're going to have to read the 15 or so pages to find out, I think we've recapped quite enough in the past 24 hours or so. :)

[SDGirl87]

ps. why did you change threads?

Go back to page 1 of this thread and you can read it for yourself. It would take us about 10 pages to catch you up.

Allegedly.

[Layla]

What about Ronald or Jack?
I think Ronald works best for that clown.

[SDGirl87]

You're going to have to read the 8 or so pages to find out, I think we've recapped quite enough in the past 24 hours or so. :)


Yeah, what she said. :stupid: (stupid, of course, being said in the most affectionate and loving way possible.)

[Layla]

Yeah, what she said. :stupid: (stupid, of course, being said in the most affectionate and loving way possible.):duh:

[evilgenius]

not serious about the Carl thing right?

You can't ask someone to cease and desist on using a name that is no Copyrighted.

And the name Carl is not copyrighted. You can't copyright a name unless it's in a specially created and specific font. :boxing:

[SDGirl87]

I think Ronald works best for that clown.

I don't know. I think I like Jack better...with that big 'ole head of his...the goofy stare.

Hey, I have an idea...

6 posts decides the most!!

Please note that the "6 posts decides the most" is a fictional statement made up on the spot by me. Any relation to any other statement heard on any alleged media program in a major south west city is purely coincidental.

[11ListenerNot]

There are 53 pictures from the New Year's party, but none of our little tubby!

[SDGirl87]

He was TAKING the pictures. DUH. ;-)

[MileHighMama]

Hello invisible people. I myself have been lurking invisibly (or so I thought). You all were discussing the alleged viewers/stalkers last night when the thread disappeared, and I thought I might have to register to view the thread. I am addicted to your humor and insight (by Jake et al) and thought I lost you guys!

When the dust clears, I would love to have a DC member number!

[Layla]

He was TAKING the pictures. DUH. ;-)
Allegedly.

You better be careful!

[JstTizn]

Just checking in...lurking as usual.

[evilgenius]

me too! me too.
I want a number.
I vote Ronald. But really he reminds me more of the burger king creepy mascot

[evilgenius]

crap. my reply didn't post, so this is a test

[iamsheens]

LOL I found this when I did a random tommy search on google...granted the site is blocked at work but this was the breif description

Click here to read Tommy's latest blog. ... WALKED AND BECAME FRIENDS THANK YOU TOMMY SABLAN you are a hot stud muffin

LOL who on earth would write he is a hot stud muffin???? Only Tommy would...allegedly..

:puke:

is this allowed?

[evilgenius]

there it is...
since joining today..I have gotten NO work done.
except the torturous meetings...
calgon take me away!

[BebeSD]

Ack! Drama Club is back in full force... I started reading this afternoon at page 3 of 14 - and am replying at page 16! Comments:

Crack-pot cake: I'm not the only one who read too fast then!
BORIS IS BACK! HOO-HA! The family of insanely-funny-yet-invisible-and-sometimes-lurking drama club members is being reunited.

SDGirl87: A. Y. E.

[mnguy]

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[evilgenius]

insert registered trademarks for both Burger King and Calgon here since I neglected to add them in my previous posts.

hate to make that creepy kings lawyer mad

[PQ Gal]

When we were kids were referred to the fast food place with the Guy with the Big Head as Gag in a Bag, maybe we could call he who's name must not be spoken as Gag in a Bag?

[boris85]

boris, did you do any backup reading, or are you just going to be out there. (LOL by the way on the pix)

Well, I read something as I was walking backwards. Does that count? Seriously though - I did not include a specific name in my post. That is not an actualy (just alleged) image of anyone on the show. And, the post is strictly show-related. If the Guamanian mafia puts out a hit on me, so be it. Regardless, no personal info is shared. Just remember, a public figure has fewer rights with regard to slander and libel, and they would have to endure a public (and pubic) fight to prove the issue.

[PQ Gal]

Or we could call him HWNMNBS (he who's name must not be spoken)

[s_ca_girl]

ok. i only check at work and when i could not get on this morning i pm'd sdgirl87 to find out where you went. i have not taken the time to read up yet :)

[iamsheens]

other website teasers....

The real secret to their success is their producer "Little" Tommy Sablan...www.podcastalley.com

Tommy Sablan (aka "Little Tommy") is the producer for the Jeff and Jer radio ... Jer of Star know about how their Little Tommy uses the show to go the extra mile ...www.dontdatehimgirl.com

a interesting article i was able to get on
Star 94.1’s Little Tommy Sablan writes about meeting Enrique Iglesias at the Jeff and Jer showgram. The recording star picked Tommy’s son, Eddie out of the throng of visitors. Tommy wrote, “The minute I met him outside in the parking lot, he shook my hand with respect and I could tell right there he was a real person and not a BIG TIME STAR doing a small little radio show. I especially respected him a lot after he took the time to talk with my little boy Eddie just out of the blue. He talked to Eddie about what he thought Eddie’s nationality was and about skateboarding and everything. Seal was really cool to Eddie too and I will never forget that, but for Enrique to have about 50 cute women in the hallway waiting for him and he picks Eddie out and hangs out with my son for a few minutes, it just made me realize how cool the dude really is! http://www.sdradio.net/2007/08/08/media-bytes-wednesday-august-8-2007/print

Tommy Sablan never knows who's on the other end when he picks up the phone at work. ... We didn't want women curled up in little shanties," he recalls. ...
www.sandiegometro.com


I hope im not breaking any rules....im just quoting goodsearch results (good search is ran by yahoo but gives money to the school or charity of your choice for every websearch you do!)

Anyways somebody (not me) allegedly wrote these.

[evilgenius]

how bout just gag?

[notabigdeal]

Love that ditty! I think The Association would be honored at the enlightened and creative way to add a whole new meaning to their long forgotten song (I remember with fondness, but that ages me quite a bit). I will be humming that song in a whole new way. I love it -the enligtened and creative are back - they can't keep the good folk down or away! Bring it on alleged Carl, Jack, or Wendy!

[mnguy]

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[ElizabethAZ]

the thought of posting kids pictures AND where they are during certain times is appalling.

and for those alleged people to allegedly be up in arms about it.

whatever

Touche!

To everyone else, thank you for all the good wishes! I have known about little 10A for a while, but wanted to wait on a formal announcement until I could see his/her good strong heartbeat!

I am currently 8 weeks, so s/he will be here mid-August.

[boris85]

I think Ronald works best for that clown.
what about "The new and improved Sam Spital?"

[evilgenius]

how bout Tommy two face

that name isn't copyrighted.

(obviously on a copyright tangent)

[boris85]

how bout Tommy two face

that name isn't copyrighted.

(obviously on a copyright tangent)

How about "Jack in the Box - Pop goes the weasel?"

[iamsheens]

Touche!

To everyone else, thank you for all the good wishes! I have known about little 10A for a while, but wanted to wait on a formal announcement until I could see his/her good strong heartbeat!

I am currently 8 weeks, so s/he will be here mid-August.


Perhaps I can babysit sometime haha

[shello]

well, at least 10 years from now when old moochie wakes up next to tubby...she can't say "nobody warned me!"

.

Sorry blondmom, "but you be bein' blonde." This relationship will not be going 10 years from now. No way, no how. Surprised she hasn't moved on to the delicious Nate Kaeding from the Chargers. He's a fine specimin.

(Pardon me today...too much cold medicine and pills for my bad back)

[evilgenius]

Jack in the Box is a registered trademark.

maybe just weasel.

[ElizabethAZ]

Perhaps I can babysit sometime haha

Sure! Carol, you can too when you move here.

[mnguy]

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[evilgenius]

is it wrong that I kind of feel sad that I don't have the ModAlert button under my name?

What do I have to do make that happen?

Say alleged peoples alleged names?

[AprilShowers]

even alleged kids?
Ok I will, since I have kids of my own.
The alleged person came home on one of her "benders" allegedly very high on "life", got arrested for alleged neglect.
That's what my sources told me anyways.

Any dish on soon-to-be-ex of alleged substance abuser? We had much debate as to his role and accountability in this mess.

Thanks!

[mnguy]

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[mnguy]

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[Wabbitsd]

you know, I have been googling and ogling this certain alleged person who claims to be a lawyer...there are SOOOO many pictures of himself...by the way, was HE at FH's NYE party? wait...but there is something, je nais se croix....(to revive a previous post that may/may not be restored) but tell me....

is there something oddly familiar about him?

really, take a look at those photos again...there IS something. I am sure I have seen it before.

Yes.

It's Jef's old toupee, isn't it?

I mean, it's a floor covering, no, a dessert topping. but I swear I have seen that before. anyone got old pictures of alleged talent from a local Southern California Radio Sation so we can compare the two, side by side?

[SDGirl87]

EvilGenius, you DO have the button...I promise. You just can't see your own. I see it under your name :)

[SDGirl87]

Still less than 24 hours...and we're at nearly 8 THOUSAND views today.

Butter my butt and call me a biscuit...we're on to something!

[Wabbitsd]

shoot, I forgot to say Congrats to Elizabeth....and then,

while our post counts shot up when we first came over here, they have frozen in time again.

(from Truthteller)
"Ok... I cannot stand it another minute!

I know I happen to be a very visual person, but please tell me that I am not the only one here that sees the mental picture of Carl from Caddyshack whenever Paypal's name is mentioned."

well, I hate to be on the argumentive side, but actually, I'm more reminded of the gopher, if you are talking strictly appearances.

[SimplyMe]

Well kids, thanks for the entertainment today! So glad to know that although we are few (and growing by the minute) we are mighty!!!
This has been (one of ) the best days of my life! C YA!

[evilgenius]

Thanks!

Hey SD Girl..I just got your thing to PM, but my work pop-up blocker blocked it.

can you send it again? I just temporarily allowed them

[evilgenius]

thank GOD I have a button

[s_ca_girl]

all caught up...still just mostly a lurker but i liked some of the receipes!! again - i'm in fletcher hills and work closely to some of you...heck - some of you might be my clients :) (i write insurance)

[RedWillow]

is it wrong that I kind of feel sad that I don't have the ModAlert button under my name?

What do I have to do make that happen?

Say alleged peoples alleged names?

You can't report yourself, silly! :D

[GirlfromOR]

Sorry blondmom, "but you be bein' blonde." This relationship will not be going 10 years from now. No way, no how. Surprised she hasn't moved on to the delicious Nate Kaeding from the Chargers. He's a fine specimin.

(Pardon me today...too much cold medicine and pills for my bad back)

Nate is MINE! I *big puffy heart* him.

[Wabbitsd]

evil genius, that pop up blocker is annoying. Look up in the left top area of your screen...there is a line that says Private Messages (it pains me to underline, but for you, and you only, I will do so).

just click there, you will have a listing of unread and total messages in your mailbox.

If they don't repost all those old threads, someone remind me to go on a rant about punctuation and stuff, just for entertainment and intimidation purposes.

[RedWillow]

Ya' know, if you google a certain person's name, you can find out why the person has to make trips to a certain city associated with sinful activities for certain maintenance issues.

I'm just sayin'
:naughty:

[evilgenius]

I will remind you. I like to go on rants about punctuation and stuff too. Although I have been using all sorts of lower case when I should have used upper.

Thanks Wabbit

[Sapphie]

mnguy...loved your rendition of Windy

Wabbit..you are so endearing when you speak la franglais but I think you said "I was born cross-eyed" instead of "I don't know what"...then again..maybe you know what you're talking about. I too have googled your new favourite "Crush of the Weak" and I believe the toupee might have once been the pelt of a skunk.

[boris85]

Jack in the Box is a registered trademark.

maybe just weasel.

Then here are some viable options:

1. "Giant-headed guy that pops out of cube and smells likes weasel"
2. "Captain Depends"
3. "I'm a lawyer...run"
4. "I wish I were the SD City Attorney"
5. "Little Mikey"
6. "A girl named 'sue'"
7. "Meathead"
8. erectile disorder medication junkie
9. Jumpin Jack Flush
10. Man with a mail-in diploma from attorneys-r-us

[evilgenius]

damnit. I can't remember his last name to be able to look it up.

AHHHHH

[listener13]

damnit. I can't remember his last name to be able to look it up.

AHHHHH

It rhymes with "Let Gefgow"

[Layla]

damnit. I can't remember his last name to be able to look it up.

AHHHHH
It alledgedly rymes with Sleestack

[Layla]

It rhymes with "Let Gefgow"
Ugh, i DO always get them confused.

[evilgenius]

thanks 13. Got it.
Thank goodness I have yet another thing to do besides my job

[boris85]

Bye for now. I have to go drive my ice cream truck.

[iamsheens]

Bye for now. I have to go drive my ice cream truck.

LOL.....

[evilgenius]

mmmm ice cream

[Wabbitsd]

Sapphie!!! I about fell out of the computer chair with this one!

"and I believe the toupee might have once been the pelt of a skunk"

and maybe I meant to say, My aunt's tet was born a plume, but that might not be right, either. Anyways, I hate making these kinds of fox paws in public.

Evil, if you have any other fine qualities like hypocritical rants and poor usage of punctuation while ranting to others to tow the line, why....why....I might have to come out of dating retirement and hunt you down and take you to a Sadie Hawkins Day Dance.

[Layla]

It took 4 months for the original Drama thread to hit 29 pages. Just sayin...
http://www.gotapex.com/region-specific-deals/87324-san-diego-100-7-jack-fm-j-and-j-drama-club.html

[Sapphie]

Butter my butt and call me a biscuit...we're on to something!

SDGirl: Remember this from our soon-to-be reinstated old thread?


boris85: Count me in! I'll rub butter all over my loins to get the right lighting for the camera.
SDGirl87: I'm strangely aroused....

[listener13]

Bye for now. I have to go drive my ice cream truck.

Well, if you're in PQ, Temecula, Escondido, El Cajon or the College Area, be careful to not photograph or otherwise fraternize with the alleged children of big deals, lest you get an PM from an alleged Mickey Mouse hat-wearing barrister.

[Wabbitsd]

evil, why am I thinking of an out of date tv series, with a tall man, and a short man, both in white suits. One pointint to the sky and saying, "look Boss, Dee Trow, Dee Trow!!!"

[Layla]

SDGirl: Remember this from our soon-to-be reinstated old thread?
How can you get to that to copy and paste?

[SDGirl87]

My saying is from the south, and actually, no, I had managed to forget that particular jewel...lol

[evilgenius]

oh Wabbit you have no idea of all the fine qualities I have. Like today, I woke up so cranky that I have been annoying myself all day.

Now that is talent.

[evilgenius]

crap. I live in the college area.
You mean I can't lurk around and take pictures of little kids anymore.
Damn.

[Carol]

Sure! Carol, you can too when you move here.

You dont want that, I am the best damn babysitter even and you wont let me leave...

...and then I would have to be creeped out by you :)

I will move there if you can find me a nanny gig for 30/hr

[evilgenius]

LMAO - Wabbit I just read that post again and laughed out loud in my cubicle. Now I really sound crazy to all the minions.

[Truth Teller]

Is anyone else having a Chatzy issue? Don't tell me they were threatened too!

[Wabbitsd]

no way. I not only annoy myself constantly, why...why...I I have never met a customer service rep YET who hasn't stopped glaring at me and taken an immediate liking to me when I say "Give me your supervisor. You don't get paid nearly enough to have to listen to the likes of ME!"

and I also live near the college area.

Did I develop a split personality, and am I talking to myself? Is this heaven?

Do you also hate germs?

[Wabbitsd]

CArol, "I will move there if you can find me a nanny gig for 30/hr"

usually those kinds of jobs require dancing with little clothing and a stripper pole.crap.

evil, "I live in the college area.
You mean I can't lurk around and take pictures of little kids anymore. Damn."

not to worry, Boris can sell you some that he takes from his hidden ice cream truck camera...

[SDGirl87]

Chatzy working just fine. I'm the moderator, so I checked it from both sides and it's running fine. I was afraid we'd crash it last night but we didn't :)

[iamsheens]

LMAO - Wabbit I just read that post again and laughed out loud in my cubicle. Now I really sound crazy to all the minions.

I do this all the time...they eventually just accept that your crazy...

[Truth Teller]

Hmmmmm.. it will not even open for me. Just keeps saying connecting, and then times out after a few minutes. I do take comfort that it is still there! If it would just let me in!!

[evilgenius]

I don't talk to anyone but supervisors. The poor CSR's can do NOTHING for me.

If by hating germs you mean having Purel sanitizing lotion in my cube, car, every room in my house. And if hating germs being defined as bringing my own linens when I stay at a hotel.

Does that mean I hate germs?

[Wabbitsd]

Truth Teller, you aren't seeing a round headed man with a former skunk pelt on his head trying to see you through his "I can see you" webcam, are you? Maybe he is clogging your internet connection. are you on dialup?

Evil...ohmygosh. Where have you been all my life!!! Do you color sort your clothes in your closet? Do you rotate your towels so they all get evenly used?

[evilgenius]

oh wait...and the fact that I bring lysol wipes on a plane with me and wipe everything down before I touch it...
does that make me a germ phobe?

nah

[Truth Teller]

nah, cable. Seriously... can't even get it through Google (thought my fav tab might have lost it's mind) Hey... who is that I see peeping through my window. I thought skunks were nocturnal.

[Sapphie]

How can you get to that to copy and paste?
I have a random selection of "pithies"copied, pasted and saved into a little folder for the sole use of DC entertainment purposes when the board is slow, (a la rainy day)

[evilgenius]

Boris. make sure you send me those pics.
Oh wait, are you the creepy king mascot?
I have nightmares about him

[Wabbitsd]

Truth, I don't think all skunks are nocturnal. The rabid ones come out during daylight hours. Or is that just the zombie skunks, since they are on a reverse time schedule with zombie possums and raccoons. I can't remember, it's been so long since I ran with that crowd.

[mnguy]

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[mnguy]

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[evilgenius]

ok all. I am out of this cubicle hell for the day.
Have a wonderful evening. If I can sneak to my computer after I get home, then maybe we can have more alleged conversations.

[Halinn]

Congrads Elizabeth!!!!!

What an interesting day.....I can't believe all the DRAMA!!! This would make a wonderful story.....we have made history.

Halinn #19 and darn proud of it!:wavey2:

[califbrat]

How wonderful for you Elizabeth.. Thanks for sharing with your
"family" here..

Like SDGirl said.. nothing like Drama Club babies... : )

[shello]

[QUOTE=evilgenius]I don't talk to anyone but supervisors. The poor CSR's can do NOTHING for me.

Scuze me, evilgenius, but you are smelling a tad like a big Deal with that statement.

"Butter my Butt and Call me a Biscuit." That's good, and I also like,"Let's make like a bakery truck and haul buns."

[CeeJay]

After months of lurking, I finally decided to join in the fun last night--then spent the next hour trying to figure out what I did to cause the site to shut down! I was sooooo happy to find you guys again this morning. I don't know what I'd do without my daily dose of the laughs I find here. I probably won't be much of a poster because you all are way too funny and clever for me to keep up, but wanted you to know how much I love reading here.

And by the way--LBM big time!

[wonkatania]

Guess I Have to Restart:

(Disclaimer: For entertainment Purposes only, if you take this too seriously Mr. Lawyer, then you are an idiot)

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Once more reminder for anyone else not paying attention the first time around:


Here is an update to the rules to avoid having this entire section of the forum shut down:

Feel free to talk smack about the radio personalities. They can't do jack about that. But absolutely NO MORE posting personal information about anyone like there was in the other thread. No pictures, no addresses or phone numbers, no websites other than the radio station ones. No maps to their houses.


Thank you.

Got Apex Moderator

[iamsheens]

[QUOTE=wonkatania]Guess I Have to Restart:

(Disclaimer: For entertainment Purposes only, if you take this too seriously Mr. Lawyer, then you are an idiot)

WONKA WONKA YOUR BACK!!!!!!

[Texasgirl]

*Pant*Pant*Pant...I finally caught up! Thanks for all the laughs and witty lines. :)

Well, I imagine that Jeff and Jer are so pleased with our undying devotion. To think that they would never have received a fraction of attention if Tommy hadn't spoken so highly of our group. We will probably even make Laura smile. And don't let me forget Tommy's fiance'. I hope she realizes how much we love her too! They are all such Great Deals.

DC#44

[11th Reader]

Could they have shut us down because when you typed in Jeff & Jer Show Gram or Little Tommy Sablan or Laura Cain, it's one of the top sites that comes up? I mean...surely this new site that we have will certainly not get as many hits as the other did since it's so new and we haven't dropped enough names for the web crawlers to find yet. We did even mention previously that when you entered Moochie's real name in, the site popped out at the top....

[InvisibleElf]

Guess I Have to Restart:

(Disclaimer: For entertainment Purposes only, if you take this too seriously Mr. Lawyer, then you are an idiot)

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Wonks back and DC is stronger than ever.

Cheers:cheers:

[CAGirl]

You all are on fire today! I'm a perpetual lurker, and about had a coronary last night to not find the thread. I've been totally laughing today though. You'd think with all the "Oh, I get mean emails, but I pray for those people" talk some "little" group talking about him wouldn't bother him. You know, sticks and stones, oh never mind, I don't want a copyright infringement suit slapped on me by rent a lawyer. Happy to have found you all again!

[BigAl]

Do you realize that this new board has taken off unlike no other. Almost as if it is giving away free stuff like the others on the apex forums.
You all are amazing....."allegedly".
We can continue to spew-on and even have a new "paypal" angle to the mess they call a show.
"They" have always called the show...."Junior high radio".
You don't see any "respectable" lawyers even trying to intervene here. I guess our paypal friend go some free swag from the station too. Some Dr B, or a new kitchen.

[insightbyjake]

Guess I Have to Restart:

(Disclaimer: For entertainment Purposes only, if you take this too seriously Mr. Lawyer, then you are an idiot)



My Gosh...it's as Churchill himself had reappeared....

"In this crisis I hope I may be pardoned if I do not address the Thread at any length today. I hope that any of my friends and colleagues, or former colleagues, who are affected by the forum's reconstruction, will make allowance, all allowance, for any lack of ceremony with which it has been necessary to act. I would say to the posters, as I said to those who have joined this site: "I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat."

[RecoveringLstnr]

I think these are LisaP's recipes:

1 standard size boxed chocolate cake
2 cups sour cream
1 large size box instant chocolate pudding
6 ounces semi sweet chocolate chips
3/4 cup canola or vegetable oil
4 eggs
1 cup water

Spray the crock pot with non-stick spray. Mix all ingredients (I mix them right in the pot, why dirty an extra bowl?!). Cook on low for 6-8 hours. Serve with ice cream!

The other is

2 cups flour
1/2 cup cocoa
1 1/2 tsp baking soda
1/4 tsp salt
1 cup sugar
3/4 cup mayonnaise
1 cup water
1 tsp vanilla

Spray the crock pot with non-stick spray. Mix all ingredients. Cook on low 4-6 hours.

Those are my recipes and they are GOOD. I've been craving them but sadly my kids and husband are down with the flu. Not that I can't control myself and would eat the whole alone or anything..........

[Carol]

Wonk! You are going to get us in trouble!!

[shello]

the band is playing, can you hear em now....."Hail to the Chief" because Wonk is back.

[insightbyjake]

Soooo, what's happenin' man?

*blinks warily*


I'll tell you what's happening!!!! Have you seen the number of new posters?!?!?!


Do you have any idea of how many new fights I have to pick?

Note to self: Warm-up!!

"Why don't you try stickin jou head up jour ass – see if it fits."

[insightbyjake]

Warm up Part Two:


"Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls. Balls. You got that?"


P.S. "Holy" Balls preferred.

[Sapphie]

((Wonkalishus))....have you been working out while you've been away? ;)

[Sapphie]

Jou talkin' to me jake?

[RedWillow]

Warm up Part Two:


"Amigo, the only thing in this world that gives orders is balls. Balls. You got that?"


P.S. "Holy" Balls preferred.

Speaking of balls....I just saw Balls of Fury the other night! Christopher Walken is a hoot!

Now, I need more cowbell!