San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread

[insightbyjake]

Pretty much my favorite bubble-head in the world:

[Allegedly posted in a radio personality's Diary]

While on vacation, I also watched a boat-load of TV….too much TV! I mean, all I have in my house is a bed and a TV, so what's a girl supposed to do…unpack? Heck no. TV seemed like the answer. I watched at least 3 full cycles of America's Next Top Model on VH1. I watched three documentaries about morbidly obese people. I watched the Intervention marathon on New Year's Eve…and the CSI:Miami marathon the day after. I watched a bunch of Cold Cases and The First 48. I also have a new favorite show…it's called "Paranormal State!" I love it. It's about a bunch of students from Penn State who investigate hauntings and such. It's great! I think I need a new book to read. I finally finished Beach Music. It was hard to get through that one. I didn't love it. Someone suggested the book, "The Power of Now." Maybe I'll grab that.

She needs a copy of "The Power of Along Time Ago, When I Had a Chance"

[BigAl]

Has anyone sent a nice email to the cast of the spewgram wishing them a happy new year?

[LisaP]

The first is one that my mom always made, and calls for mayonnaise [Miracle Whip]. The second I SWAER by [the moistest cake you have ever had].

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$300 Chocolate Cake

2 cups Flour
1 cup Sugar
1/2 cup Cocoa
2 teaspoons Baking Soda
1/8 teaspoon Salt
1 cup Cold Water
1 cup Miracle Whip salad dressing
1 teaspoon Vanilla

Combine dry ingrediants, mixing or sifting well. To this combination add mixture of salad dressing, water and vanilla. Pour into a greased and floured sheet cake pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 35 mins.

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Death Defying Thigh Destroying Cake

Cake:
1 Package Betty Crocker® Yellow Cake Mix
1 Package Instant Chocolate Pudding Mix
1 Cup Salad Oil
4 Eggs
¼ Cup Vodka
¼ Cup Frangelico
½ Cup Water

Icing:
2/3 Cup Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips
1/3 Cup Heavy Cream
¼ Cup Butter
1 Cup Sifted Powdered Sugar
1 Teaspoon Frangelico
Chopped Hazelnuts (optional)

Cake:
Sift together cake mix and pudding mix. Combine with salad oil, eggs, vodka, Frangelico, and water. NOTE: Batter will be thick. Spoon into greased Bundt pan. Bake in 325º oven for 45 to 55 minutes.

Icing:
In small saucepan, combine chocolate chips, cream, and butter. Cook over medium heat stirring constantly until chips are melted and mixture is smooth. Transfer into a small bowl and cool for 15 minutes. Gradually add powdered sugar and Frangelico and beat well. Drizzle over cake while warm and garnish with nuts if desired.

NOTE: You can substitute liquor or cake flavoring as desired as long as you maintain the above amounts. I.e. you could use Crème de Menthe in lieu of Frangelico in the above recipe and have a “chocolate mint” cake. Or you could use Triple Sec liquor and white cake mix for an “orange flavored” cake.

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BAKED POTATO SOUP for the Crockpot

3 Potatoes (peeled and diced in small pieces)
3 tablespoon Margarine
1 White Onion (chopped)
2 tablespoon all-purpose Flour
4 cup chicken stock
2 cup Water
1 ½ cup Instant Mashed Potato Flakes
1 teaspoon Salt
1 teaspoon Pepper
1 teaspoon chopped Garlic
1 cup Half-n-half
¾ pound Bacon (cooked and chopped)
½ cup shredded Cheddar Cheese
2 Green Onions (chopped)

Peel and dice potatoes and boil until done (approx. 10 minutes). Drain. Meanwhile, cook bacon and chop onions.

Melt margarine in skillet and sauté onion until tender. Take one cup of water and add two tablespoons of flour in a jar and shake. Add this mixture to the butter/onions. It will make a roux; keep it moving over low heat.

Put drained potatoes in crockpot. Top with chopped bacon and onion mixture.

Combine chicken stock, one cup of water, half-n-half, potato flakes, salt, pepper and garlic.

Cook on low for 6 hours or high for 3 hours.

Serve with cheddar cheese and/or green onions on top if desired. Accompany with a hot French or Sourdough loaf and butter.

[Alpinemaps]

Does anyone find the removal of the FH's blobs and the problems with the old thread too much of a coincidence? Just sayin'..

Now that you mention it, it's very curious.

[shello]

Has anyone sent a nice email to the cast of the spewgram wishing them a happy new year?

Yep, I did. Only I wished em Happy Spew Year.

[twizzlergirl]

Another long time lurker checking in. I've never had anything I felt was worth posting before, but after all the recent legal shennanigans, I just want to make sure I add to the DC numbers.

Shame on you Spewgram for trying to silence the disenters! For a spewgram that prides itself on being "part of the family," "as real as it gets," and "not holding anything back" you sure get bent out of shape when people start discussing the same fodder you're throwing out there. If you don't want people to talk about it, make fun of it, photoshop it, then don't put it out there!!! You can't have your cake and eat it too (or crack and smoke it....).

You can add me to the long list of former listeners who are disguested by the show, no longer listen, and will not partronize any known advertisers.

OK...stepping off soap box and back into lurkdom....

[garybear]

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[Halinn]

Do we need TURKO???

Welcome Back Wonk.......I have missed you and your clever mind:throw: :)


Halinn #19

[Sapphie]

She needs a copy of "The Power of Along Time Ago, When I Had a Chance"
I have a copy of The Power of Now....pretty much along the same lines as The Secret so I can only imagine who recommended it...

I think maybe the alleged person mistakenly read a copy of
"The Power of Snow"

[listener13]

Does anyone actually think that LBM reads those books she spews? I think, given her commitment to everything else in her life, she reads the book jackets and then she takes a nap.

[garybear]

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[insightbyjake]

I want one of those Drama Club babies- we have been trying forever. When I say "we", I mean me and my husband (allegedly):)

That would be your problem....My cell is 555 -fertile.

[insightbyjake]

Yep, I am seeing some competition with mnguy coming on. Or, it could be your other (alleged) personality. :boxing:

No, no, no!!!

Every Jake needs his Antonio Salieri.

[Wabbitsd]

LOL.

Any lurkers out there, come on in, post something, add to our numbers. You don't have to be witty (obviously, look at the drivel I post, and look how polite everyone is around here to me) and your perspective is welcome...all are welcome here, come into the light...

I had a sad thought this evening....for all that work PPCarlJr. with a vanilla shake on the side did....all that trouble...and did ANYONE See anything that looked like his bad ol' self at that NYE party? I looked...I dint see him. I'm sure his wife would have loved hanging out with the homies of North County. All that time spent away from the construction hut, and she never gets herself an invite to the potty of the century.

We need inside info on how bad the tequila sunrises really were! I saw multi bottles of champagne...and the shots of the empty (LBM is in the HOUSE!) wineracks...where was PPCarl?

was HE DENIED????

[garybear]

..:rolleyes:

[insightbyjake]

The first is one that my mom always made, and calls for mayonnaise [Miracle Whip]. The second I SWAER by [the moistest cake you have ever had].

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

$300 Chocolate Cake

2 cups Flour
1 cup Sugar
1/2 cup Cocoa
2 teaspoons Baking Soda
1/8 teaspoon Salt
1 cup Cold Water
1 cup Miracle Whip salad dressing
1 teaspoon Vanilla

Combine dry ingrediants, mixing or sifting well. To this combination add mixture of salad dressing, water and vanilla. Pour into a greased and floured sheet cake pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 35 mins.

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Death Defying Thigh Destroying Cake

Cake:
1 Package Betty Crocker® Yellow Cake Mix
1 Package Instant Chocolate Pudding Mix
1 Cup Salad Oil
4 Eggs
¼ Cup Vodka
¼ Cup Frangelico
½ Cup Water

Icing:
2/3 Cup Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips
1/3 Cup Heavy Cream
¼ Cup Butter
1 Cup Sifted Powdered Sugar
1 Teaspoon Frangelico
Chopped Hazelnuts (optional)

Cake:
Sift together cake mix and pudding mix. Combine with salad oil, eggs, vodka, Frangelico, and water. NOTE: Batter will be thick. Spoon into greased Bundt pan. Bake in 325º oven for 45 to 55 minutes.

Icing:
In small saucepan, combine chocolate chips, cream, and butter. Cook over medium heat stirring constantly until chips are melted and mixture is smooth. Transfer into a small bowl and cool for 15 minutes. Gradually add powdered sugar and Frangelico and beat well. Drizzle over cake while warm and garnish with nuts if desired.

NOTE: You can substitute liquor or cake flavoring as desired as long as you maintain the above amounts. I.e. you could use Crème de Menthe in lieu of Frangelico in the above recipe and have a “chocolate mint” cake. Or you could use Triple Sec liquor and white cake mix for an “orange flavored” cake.

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BAKED POTATO SOUP for the Crockpot

3 Potatoes (peeled and diced in small pieces)
3 tablespoon Margarine
1 White Onion (chopped)
2 tablespoon all-purpose Flour
4 cup chicken stock
2 cup Water
1 ½ cup Instant Mashed Potato Flakes
1 teaspoon Salt
1 teaspoon Pepper
1 teaspoon chopped Garlic
1 cup Half-n-half
¾ pound Bacon (cooked and chopped)
½ cup shredded Cheddar Cheese
2 Green Onions (chopped)

Peel and dice potatoes and boil until done (approx. 10 minutes). Drain. Meanwhile, cook bacon and chop onions.

Melt margarine in skillet and sauté onion until tender. Take one cup of water and add two tablespoons of flour in a jar and shake. Add this mixture to the butter/onions. It will make a roux; keep it moving over low heat.

Put drained potatoes in crockpot. Top with chopped bacon and onion mixture.

Combine chicken stock, one cup of water, half-n-half, potato flakes, salt, pepper and garlic.

Cook on low for 6 hours or high for 3 hours.

Serve with cheddar cheese and/or green onions on top if desired. Accompany with a hot French or Sourdough loaf and butter.


CRAP!!!
I ran out of time!!

Now I have a $300, Thigh-Destroying, Potato Soup!

[insightbyjake]

Jou talkin' to me jake?

You bet!!

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

[SDGirl87]

Geesh, a girl takes 60 minutes to drive home and the thread adds about 5 pages. GOOD LORD FOLKS.

I'll add my voice to the chorus of "welcome back Wonk". Hope you're here to stay and not just tease.

So...now that we know that we can mobilize quickly, and pretty much run circles around any attempts to stop us...what's for dinner?

[Halinn]

Wow....that alleged Lawyer really got a lot of hits on his alleged blog. 340,000 hits!!!!

He is Popular :kiss:..........I wonder why he did not get invited to the party :disa:

Halinn #19

[eyeseeyou]

Good Lord you all have been busy today!!! I be The-Person-We-Don't-Speak-Of is soooooo pissed!!! Love it..
Glad you're back Wonk-we all missed you:bandit:

[JesseeezMom]

It took a while of searching (I'm Blond)...but I found my way back to my group! Yippee for me...
As to the censorship on GotApex-WTF? did China take over when I was asleep last night? We can't say what we think about this dumb a$$ show and the lame a$$ people on it?? I just don't get it?? I hope that people who know how to put out the word where we are now can do that, so that everyone can find us.
ps who's Carl's Jr??

[insightbyjake]

Geesh, a girl takes 60 minutes to drive home and the thread adds about 5 pages. GOOD LORD FOLKS.

I'll add my voice to the chorus of "welcome back Wonk". Hope you're here to stay and not just tease.

So...now that we know that we can mobilize quickly, and pretty much run circles around any attempts to stop us...what's for dinner?

Maybe you should consider a map? That might cut 45 minutes off right there.

[listener13]

Wow....that alleged Lawyer really got a lot of hits on his alleged blog. 340,000 hits!!!!

He is Popular :kiss:..........I wonder why he did not get invited to the party :disa:

Halinn #19

I think he just sits there all day and hits refresh.:throw:

Here's some stats for ya PPCarl:

Since approximately 24 hours ago, we've had 565 posts, 8220 views, right now there are 67 guests logged in (come out, come out wherever you are!), and 24 members (most of them on this forum - the rest of them on the Hot 92.3 Funkateer forum - NOT!)

[insightbyjake]

...what's for dinner?

"Beef: It's What's For Dinner."

Sorry...I stole that from Robert Mitchum.

[califbrat]

Spaghetti & Garlic Bread

[califbrat]

Spaghetti & Garlic Bread

the whole house smells yummy..

[garybear]

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[stellargirl]

Well, "AprilShowers" convinced me to de-lurk. (No, I don't know her or him, but they did say for us lurkers to come out.) I have reading this thread for a LONG time now...over a year for sure. I used to listen to J&J since the early 90s. I thought they were so funny. Now? Not so much! Anyway, my family and I moved to RI three years ago and one day wondered about them so I googled and found this wonderful place. I have had a great time reading all the funny stuff you guys write about.

We are now back in San Diego (hubby is a Marine) and decided to listen again...except not. They are way too boring!

I have been wanting to "delurk" myself ever since you guys were giving out numbers. Then the whole "fiasco" with a certain Texan happened, and I was reluctant to do it. I remember reading that you guys were going to be very careful of who joins after Dec. But here I am. So please be gentle with me.

I am so happy to be part of the "club" now. :wavey2:

Okay...I will now go back to page 5 and read where I left off. I just wanted to introduce myself before there are even more pages! I always seem to be pages behind! I didn't even get to see the last 10 pages of the "other" thread. Boo hoo.

[garybear]

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[pax]

Sheens,
My kids are part of a sports organization where some other parents live a few houses away from the alleged person. It was the talk of the sports events for quite awhile.

so, it is hypothetically allegedly possible that said offspring were non-supervised? For how long?

[garybear]

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[LisaP]

CRAP!!!
I ran out of time!!

Now I have a $300, Thigh-Destroying, Potato Soup!

That sounded really disgusting at first, but I could see it working!


what's for dinner?

Here, basically 'crap in a pan' :laugh: ! I know, I know, I said that I started fitday.com again today, and no WHINE for me tontie.

That was before my brother updated me on my dad in the hospital. After heading there and taking my mom back home, all bets were off.

As for this thread's numbers, both "posters" and "viewers", can I just say :P neaner neaner neaner to any homo sapiens that choose to walk on trails :wavey2:

P.S. - I have tried repeatedly to fix the location of the :laugh: smilie above, to no avail. And given my day, it is simply no longer a priority.

Keeping my fingers crossed that I continue to have time in the days to come to keep up here.

[Transplant]

Helloooo baaaaaby! You can run, but you can hide from the Borisinator. Laura - the ultimate loser! Whoops, the "Biggest Loser" show might sue me now. If any of us just failed to show up at work, we'd be fired. She is an idiot. It just goes to show you that they are not as closer as they claim - they probably rarely talk off the air. It's all a sham. How do you just forget to show up for work - especially when her kids' school started on Monday??? It's interesting how Loser Laura does not mention Christmas or her kids in her latest diary. Very strange. And did anyone see Tummy's latest pictures of his New Year's Eve party - mostly a bunch of all cougars - Mooch included. She's got more leather on her face that Babe's Ruth's glove. It's like a well-aged scrotum. And what's up with her funky eye? Get a pirate patch girl!! I've seen her in person many times, and those pictures actually do her justice. Oh behave baby!:stupid:


Make today a perverted one

Move over Jakester....Boris...I'm in lust with you!!!!

[pax]

There is a said flagpole on that place of higher learnings.

it makes me sad that one could not know it's there and run into it. And then their parent be too "asleep" to even show up.


Show up where?

[garybear]

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[RecoveringLstnr]

This is off topic but I want to say that after last night, chatting with many of you, and setting up LJ and the new backup to our yahoo backup and seeing pictures of so many of the regulars here........there are some redonkulously good looking women in this DC!

[pax]

Butter my butt and call me a biscuit...we're on to something![/QUOTE]

SDGirl, you have some hysterical sayings up your sleeve!

[garybear]

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[SDGirl87]

Jake,while I appreciate the thoughtful input, sadly, my drive is from Del Mar to Kensington. A map would not have helped. 50,000 fewer cars on the freeway, however, would probably have made a difference :)

[evilgenius]

Wabbit, I do rotate my towels. I do color code my closet.
and
wait for it....
I make sure all the cans in my kitchen cabinet are facing the same way and are categorized. :wavey2:

[SDGirl87]

That was before my brother updated me on my dad in the hospital. After heading there and taking my mom back home, all bets were off.

Everything ok?

[evilgenius]

[quote=evilgenius]I don't talk to anyone but supervisors. The poor CSR's can do NOTHING for me.

Scuze me, evilgenius, but you are smelling a tad like a big Deal with that statement.


I AM a big deal!! In my own crazy world where people don't notice me.

[Wabbitsd]

Wabbit, I do rotate my towels. I do color code my closet.
and
wait for it....
I make sure all the cans in my kitchen cabinet are facing the same way and are categorized. :wavey2:

I swear I am looking in the mirror and typing to myself. who knew?

[RecoveringLstnr]

Wabbit, I do rotate my towels. I do color code my closet.
and
wait for it....
I make sure all the cans in my kitchen cabinet are facing the same way and are categorized. :wavey2:

I'm guilty of this as well. I also go through label makers like LBM goes through a bottle of vino

[pax]

no way. I not only annoy myself constantly, why...why...I I have never met a customer service rep YET who hasn't stopped glaring at me and taken an immediate liking to me when I say "Give me your supervisor. You don't get paid nearly enough to have to listen to the likes of ME!"

and I also live near the college area.

Did I develop a split personality, and am I talking to myself? Is this heaven?

Do you also hate germs?

Um, I live near the College area and I hate germs... I also hate getting the bottoms of my feet dirty.:agree:

[SDGirl87]

Ok, if y'all will keep the posting to a dull roar, I'd really like to get some dinner. I was at my desk at 5:30 this morning, didn't leave until nearly 6:00 tonight and today I have eaten exactly one sesame bagel w/ non fat cream cheese, and one cup of coffee. I'm hungry, tired and need food. Please don't put the posting into super high gear because I honestly don't have the energy to read through it, and I do NOT want to have to resort to (gasp) skimming.

[garybear]

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[Wabbitsd]

LOL, Pax!!! You are cracking me up!!!

[pax]

Hey RecoveringLstnr, sorry I didn't give you proper credit for your recipes.

[garybear]

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[Transplant]

I don't know. I think I like Jack better...with that big 'ole head of his...the goofy stare.

Hey, I have an idea...

6 posts decides the most!!

Please note that the "6 posts decides the most" is a fictional statement made up on the spot by me. Any relation to any other statement heard on any alleged media program in a major south west city is purely coincidental.

OMG....six posts say the most....didn't snort liquids but did almost bust out of my """""" {insert your preference}

[LisaP]

Everything ok?

No. :bawl: Not immediately, but not good. :bawl:

I may "disappear" for a time, and I may lurk for a time, but I will always be here.

[evilgenius]

darnit. I am so new to this thing I am having a hard time figuring out how to respond the the questions posed

[garybear]

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[LisaP]

Wabbit, I do rotate my towels. I do color code my closet.
and
wait for it....
I make sure all the cans in my kitchen cabinet are facing the same way and are categorized. :wavey2:


I swear I am looking in the mirror and typing to myself. who knew?

Thank you both for letting me know that I am not alone.

Towels - Can you say Sleeping With The Enemy.

[LisaP]

Sorry to hear and good luck Lisa. May the force of the DC be with you!

Thanks. I am pretty much a wreck at the moment. And just now got the final word from my boss to book six employees into a convention. Something that will probably take me an hour and a half given my last years experience with the website. Needless to say, not what I want to be doing right now, and my boss soooooooooooo knows it.

[evilgenius]

I am going to scroll, then answer and possibly make so sense whatsoever.

Pax - show up at the alleged place of higher learning while the alleged offspring was injured. And the offspring were unsupervised alot. Especially the older one when he was allegedly left at school because a parental figure would forget to go get him.

[rundmc79]

Hi Everyone. Longtime "registered" lurker, first time poster. Wabbitsd, thanks for letting me know where the new board was.

Please give me a DC number!

[GirlfromOR]

Some chick posted in her diary that she slept through an alleged New Year's Eve party that happened at someone's house. Does anyone believe that? I sure don't :)

If *I* posted a diary, I'd mention my Christmas w/ my kids before making a point to bring up that I slept through a big party that happened in the same house I was staying in.

[evilgenius]

I also buy clear containers with white lids for items in my pantry, just for the purpose of consistency and labeling.

do I need therapy for that?

[evilgenius]

GirlfromOr:

wasn't that alleged party thrown by some guy who alleged that he stopped drinking last year?

[listener13]

Could that have been because the alleged parental figure is such a voracious reader that she'd get lost in her "Oprah's Book of the Month"?

BBBBBWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[RecoveringLstnr]

Hey RecoveringLstnr, sorry I didn't give you proper credit for your recipes.

No big deal (wink wink)!

[pax]

I also buy clear containers with white lids for items in my pantry, just for the purpose of consistency and labeling.

do I need therapy for that?

Why, yes. Yes, you do need therapy. I see that my quirks are NO MATCH for the wackiness that pervades evilgenius and Wabbitsd. Those are 2 f'd up m*t^erf*ck*rs. :)

I suggest your therapy be this: come to my house and help me get organized! He he he.

[evilgenius]

listener 13
that MUST have been it.
She was reading Nietzcshe and contemplating life

[evilgenius]

Why, yes. Yes, you do need therapy. I see that my quirks are NO MATCH for the wackiness that pervades evilgenius and Wabbitsd. Those are 2 f'd up m*t^erf*ck*rs. :)

I suggest your therapy be this: come to my house and help me get organized! He he he.


Sick thing is...I would come over and organize. That would be my therapy. :wavey:

[RecoveringLstnr]

Sick thing is...I would come over and organize. That would be my therapy. :wavey:

It wouldn't be therapy for me. It would be fun.

[Carol]

Now, this may not be popular opinon, and may come back to bite me in the bottom...bbuutttt.....

I really get the feeling Larua is clean and sober. Does she have her life together? HHHEELLLL NO, but I would be willing to put money on the fact that she is just one of those scaterbrained-never-has-her-stuff-together kinda people.

[evilgenius]

It wouldn't be therapy for me. It would be fun.

It totally would, but we couldn't get our feet dirty. Must wear disposable socks.

[GGmami]

Sick thing is...I would come over and organize. That would be my therapy. :wavey:

I love to organize too, but then I just get pissed because it never stays that way. I'm not a clean freak though, I love to get dirty. I guess that sounded kind of dirty...what I meant is gardening, going to the beach, painting etc...

[pax]

RecoveringLstnr and evilgenius - I love you both! Maybe once all of this hullaballoo crapola attorney FH stuff is over we can meet here at my house. I will wine you and dine you and then sic you on my projects! Of course, you probably each work alone. Ah, hell, I'll use you both. :)

[evilgenius]

I think that person who is allegedly named Laura is sober also. But I think she may be on the brink of a relapse. Who forgets when they need to come back to work?!!

It's something I dread every week.

[CJ]

I am another occasional poster and frequent lurker checking in. I do have a number - #81.

I had a moment of panic last night when the thread disappeared. And, I had forgotten to register with the yahoo group and I didn't know how to get to it. Thankfully I found the new thread and saw the link to the yahoo group, where I have now registered.

[evilgenius]

don't forget Wabbit. Wabbit has the same disorder. :o)

[DreamerGal]

Congrats, Elizabeth. Health and happiness!

LisaP, prayers to you and your family.

Jake, thanks for the road map to here last night.

I couldn't get anything about sin city in the google of Leff Netrow.

Just gotta say ... LBM, FHBM, MSBM, J&JBM.

But you? YOU?!?! I love my Invisible Friends!!

[evilgenius]

oh and did any of you know the alleged procreator actually received a few notices from her offsprings place of higher education warning her that she needed to pick her offspring up on time or her offspring would be booted?

is that legal to say?

[garybear]

It wouldn't be therapy for me. It would be fun.
Is it wrong to want to arrange the toothpicks in order of the color of the wood that is used meaning the darker shade of tan all of the way down to the lighter shade? I may need to consult webmd on this one. I first have to get permission to access the site and then share what I find. Oh bother, it is not worth it. Maybe I can find a "TA" meeting.

[evilgenius]

Congrats, Elizabeth. Health and happiness!

LisaP, prayers to you and your family.

Jake, thanks for the road map to here last night.

I couldn't get anything about sin city in the google of Leff Netrow.

Just gotta say ... LBM, FHBM, MSBM, J&JBM.

But you? YOU?!?! I love my Invisible Friends!!

I STILL couldn't find the sin city thing about Deff Jetrow

[Alpinemaps]

Just post a :wavey2: hi as I check in tonight. Going to be an interesting read tomorrow night, since I'll be away from the computer all day tomorrow.

[CherBear]

Hi Everyone, Another lurker reporting in! I found this site when I noticed Jeff wasn't mentioning Nina anymore...a few years ago? The events that followed turned me off, the superior attitudes, etc. I tune in now and again...kind of like slowing down to see an accident. And what an accident/train wreck it has been! You guys are great, and this board has been my morning show for a long time.
I would love a DC #!

[evilgenius]

Is it wrong to want to arrange the toothpicks in order of the color of the wood that is used meaning the darker shade of tan all of the way down to the lighter shade? I may need to consult webmd on this one. I first have to get permission to access the site and then share what I find. Oh bother, it is not worth it. Maybe I can find a "TA" meeting.

no need to contact anyone GaryBear.
That's what I am here for. It's just as ok to put the toothpicks in order as it's ok to separate out M&M's by color.

[Layla]

Off topic:

I just saw the New Hampshire poll results. I want to SCREAM. That is all.

[GirlfromOR]

GirlfromOr:

wasn't that alleged party thrown by some guy who alleged that he stopped drinking last year?

YES! He told me about that in an email! He told me something like 5 years drink free... Allegedly of course, as I've deleted the emails and I'm not sure if they will survive the editing of the old thread.

[Layla]

YES! He told me about that in an email! He told me something like 5 years drink free... Allegedly of course, as I've deleted the emails and I'm not sure if they will survive the editing of the old thread.
Maybe he shoots up his "alcohol" or takes it in enima form? TECHNICALLY he wouldn't be alledgedly drinking.

[SDGirl87]

ok...I'll 'fess up. I too am an organizer. Not so much at home as I am at work. I LOVE to organize and de clutter. Please include me in the "let's get Pax's house organized" invite. It sounds like a BLAST to me!!

[Layla]

ok...I'll 'fess up. I too am an organizer. Not so much at home as I am at work. I LOVE to organize and de clutter. Please include me in the "let's get Pax's house organized" invite. It sounds like a BLAST to me!!
Lady, you're going to have us booked up for the year!

[SDGirl87]

Lady, you're going to have us booked up for the year!


Who invited YOU? Who said WE?? LOL. Come on my IFNM :)

[evilgenius]

so I was sitting here pressing the refresh button over and over again...thinking wow..I am talking to myself again...
but then, I see there were more pages.

[RecoveringLstnr]

ok...I'll 'fess up. I too am an organizer. Not so much at home as I am at work. I LOVE to organize and de clutter. Please include me in the "let's get Pax's house organized" invite. It sounds like a BLAST to me!!

I swear (hand over heart), I'm not a freak but I'm so disgusted by germs that I disinfect my purell bottles with clorox wipes.

[Layla]

Who invited YOU? Who said WE?? LOL. Come on my IFNM :)
I just assumed, you equals the three OGIFNMs

[MomCat]

"Beef: It's What's For Dinner."

Sorry...I stole that from Robert Mitchum.

Those words were spoken by the only man who could make the reading of the phone book erotic....Sam Elliott....sigh...:)

[evilgenius]

so on the topic of organization...have any of you had that moment in the middle of the night when you get up to pee and you notice the bath tub is dirty.
so you decide to clean it at 3am?
or is that just me?

[GirlfromOR]

I really get the feeling Larua is clean and sober. Does she have her life together? HHHEELLLL NO, but I would be willing to put money on the fact that she is just one of those scaterbrained-never-has-her-stuff-together kinda people.

I hope you are right Carol. I would like to think that she is sober too. She was (allegedly) so excited about christmas w/ her kiddos, and then doesn't even mention it. It's just weird to me. Of course, we all know the things she chooses to post are pretty strange anyways. I really hope that she had a wonderful holiday with her kids and stayed clean.

[evilgenius]

I swear (hand over heart), I'm not a freak but I'm so disgusted by germs that I disinfect my purell bottles with clorox wipes.


OMG - I thought I was the ONLY person on earth who did that!! I am not alone:happy:

[RecoveringLstnr]

so on the topic of organization...have any of you had that moment in the middle of the night when you get up to pee and you notice the bath tub is dirty.
so you decide to clean it at 3am?
or is that just me?

Yes. Which leads to the cleaning of the floor. And while you're at it, you might as well clean the sinks, mirror, and counter too. And then, what is that buzzing sound you hear? The alarm?? How can it be 6am already!?!

[SDGirl87]

Layla. Touche. OF COURSE you're right :)

[evilgenius]

Yes. Which leads to the cleaning of the floor. And while you're at it, you might as well clean the sinks, mirror, and counter too. And then, what is that buzzing sound you hear? The alarm?? How can it be 6am already!?!


I have found my people!!!

[RecoveringLstnr]

OMG - I thought I was the ONLY person on earth who did that!! I am not alone:happy:


Gosh I love this place. :love2:

[garybear]

so on the topic of organization...have any of you had that moment in the middle of the night when you get up to pee and you notice the bath tub is dirty.
so you decide to clean it at 3am?
or is that just me?
Suggestion: Don't turn on the light:gle:

[Transplant]

Shame on you Spewgram for trying to silence the disenters! For a spewgram that prides itself on being "part of the family," "as real as it gets," and "not holding anything back" you sure get bent out of shape when people start discussing the same fodder you're throwing out there. If you don't want people to talk about it, make fun of it, photoshop it, then don't put it out there!!! You can't have your cake and eat it too (or crack and smoke it....).

Has anyone thought of calling TURKO? Cuz' "it aint' right"

[garybear]

OMG - I thought I was the ONLY person on earth who did that!! I am not alone:happy:
Anyone try and organize the fleas on their dogs?

[listener13]

so on the topic of organization...have any of you had that moment in the middle of the night when you get up to pee and you notice the bath tub is dirty.
so you decide to clean it at 3am?
or is that just me?

Only when I pee in the bathtub by mistake.

[evilgenius]

Suggestion: Don't turn on the light:gle:

If I didn't turn on the light, then how could I see the mess?
Duh.

:gle:

[Transplant]

That would be your problem....My cell is 555 -fertile.

Jakester...answer your phone already!

[Layla]

Suggestion: Don't turn on the light:gle:
Finally! A person that knows how to deal with things!

[SDReadhead]

Wendy, or Windy, let's see how that might Alledgedly work:

(With very, very sincere apologies to The Association, the songs writers, owners of any publishing rights, and any others who are alledgedly offended)


Who's peeking out from under anonymous
Checking for names to PM and dare
Who's bending down to give us a threat
Everyone knows it's Wendy

Who's tripping down the streets of Mickey
Smiling at everybody he sees
Who's reaching out to capture a DCer
Everyone knows it's Wendy

And Wendy has shifty eyes
That flash at the sound of lies
And Windy has Paypal to fly
Above the clouds, above the clouds

Who's tripping down the threads of the DC
PMing at everybody he sees
Who's reaching out to capture a DCer
Everyone knows it's Wendy



mnguy #181
:throw:

Usually I wait until after I'm all caught up with reading to post, but this was so frikkin funny (allegedly) that I had to interrupt my reading to post right away.

It's awesome that by trying to send us away, Wendy-in-the-Box-Jr. has simply encouraged lurkers to register and be counted. Let's all chant: "We're Here! We Jeer! And we won't disappear!" (Of course, I like to add an extra line "So let's go have a beer!"

[evilgenius]

Anyone try and organize the fleas on their dogs?

Fleas aren't allowed on the dogs. Fleas have germs. And you can't bust out the bottle of purell on fleas to clean them.

[garybear]

If I didn't turn on the light, then how could I see the mess?
Duh.

:gle:
On the floor or body- just wanted to check before responding:|

[evilgenius]

although I bet there are occasional fleas on meth girls head. She doesn't seem to clean often

[SDGirl87]

Finally! A person that knows how to deal with things!

Here here. Who turns on the lights to go potty in the middle of the night? GEESH. Stumble to the commode, do the deed, flush, wash hands, stumble back into the bed. Eyes never opened.

[garybear]

Hey kids- only 578 or so pages to go and we are all caught up! Anyone up for an all nighter?

[evilgenius]

On the floor or body- just wanted to check before responding:|


in the bathtub that needed to be cleaned.
work with me here GaryBear. I am trying to work through my OCD.

:amidala:

[garybear]

Here here. Who turns on the lights to go potty in the middle of the night? GEESH. Stumble to the commode, do the deed, flush, wash hands, stumble back into the bed. Eyes never opened.
My kind of girl!!!

[evilgenius]

Here here. Who turns on the lights to go potty in the middle of the night? GEESH. Stumble to the commode, do the deed, flush, wash hands, stumble back into the bed. Eyes never opened.


I know I know...I don't even turn on the light. I just KNOW the mess is there.

[garybear]

in the bathtub that needed to be cleaned.
work with me here GaryBear. I am trying to work through my OCD.

:amidala:
But therapy and a 12-step program are so overrated. OCD is good for the soul

[evilgenius]

so what you are saying is...in a "normal" world, people don't feel a compulsion to clean in the middle of the night?

[garybear]

I know I know...I don't even turn on the light. I just KNOW the mess is there.
perhaps the SMELL????

[MomCat]

Usually I wait until after I'm all caught up with reading to post, but this was so frikkin funny (allegedly) that I had to interrupt my reading to post right away.

It's awesome that by trying to send us away, Wendy-in-the-Box-Jr. has simply encouraged lurkers to register and be counted. Let's all chant: "We're Here! We Jeer! And we won't disappear!" (Of course, I like to add an extra line "So let's go have a beer!"

I just snorted water up my nose! LOLOL:gle:

[garybear]

so what you are saying is...in a "normal" world, people don't feel a compulsion to clean in the middle of the night?
Normal is cleaning morning, noon and night. You are not sick enough yet

[evilgenius]

But therapy and a 12-step program are so overrated. OCD is good for the soul


I could go to Oregon for my program. Then to a beach and ride a bike.

[garybear]

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[evilgenius]

Normal is cleaning morning, noon and night. You are not sick enough yet

so even though I buy containers for my kitchen cabinets, then have to buy stuff to put in them, just so I can label them.

that's not sick enough?

Sweet

[apossible]

I have been reading this thread for a very long time and on a daily basis (if time allows). I just had two days where I was not able to get on the computer. I finally do so tonight and was sure surprised to get directed to here. But glad to see so many familiar names. I don't post often, but sure support pretty much everything that has been said. Is it still okay to say that Tummy is pathetic?! And what happened?!

[garybear]

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[evilgenius]

Yep, betcha you could call an alleged station here in the area and get the number

do you think the alleged station with the alleged man with a fat head, would pay for it?

[Transplant]

This is off topic but I want to say that after last night, chatting with many of you, and setting up LJ and the new backup to our yahoo backup and seeing pictures of so many of the regulars here........there are some redonkulously good looking women in this DC!


Wait! I wanna be a part of this!!!!! (altho i'm m'fugly!)

[evilgenius]

No, you have to buy containers for your containers 1st

I already have those.

Is that bad?

Maybe I can send them to meth girl and she can put her "flour" in them.

[Clarence]

Long time "alledged" lurker. Love to read all of your posts, but never thought that I'd post. I too, listened to J&J many moons ago. Then they started stinking up the airwaves, alledgedly. Got too raunchy to listen to with kids in the car, so stopped and haven't regretted it for a minute!

[evilgenius]

perhaps the SMELL????

no smell. I just know when dirt lurks.

[garybear]

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[BebeSD]

Hokay! Got caught up on the 4 pages since I went to cook dinner an hour ago....

Add me to the list of super-fanatically-yet-normal-uber-organized peoplr saying HI WONK.

...And it's really amazing how quickly the DC has bounced back. On the old board, someone made up a "look back" at all the drama of 2007. What a way this is to start 2008!

[SDGirl87]

Evilgenius HEARS the dirt.

[evilgenius]

I am sure Dr. Jake would agree with this diagnosis. You are a sick person, very sick person. Welcome to the DC, you will fit right in:wavey2:


Oh thank goodness. :drums:

[BebeSD]

...and I think "delurking" (mentioned a few pages back by someone clever - I'm too tired to go through and find the person's name to give proper credit, and besides, that would mean having to read through 3 more pages when I was finished) needs to be added to our DC dictionary and/or suggested as a new word of the day.

We rock. Not so allegedly.

[SDGirl87]

ok, to give the night crew a fair opporunity, our word for tomorrow will be...

VICTORY

have fun kidletts. I'm headed to snoozeville!

This has been the BEST day..oh wait, I better stop.

G'night! :wavey2:

[evilgenius]

Evilgenius HEARS the dirt.

Yes, the dirt is a little quieter than the voices. :eek3:

[iamsheens]

The only ocd thing I do is organize my clothea by colour in my closet and by lenghth from longest to shortest.....i get in phases with other things...and have used lysol to clean my antibacterial soap...I tend to not think about germs too much or I'd be like evilgenius.

[evilgenius]

I am off to snoozeville too. Well, only until the dirt wakes me up

[evilgenius]

The only ocd thing I do is organize my close by colour in my closet and by lenghth from longest to shortest.....i get in phases with other things...and have used lysol to clean my antibacterial soap...i tend to not think about germs or I'd be like evilgenius.

HEY!!! :boxing:

I am normal in my own crazy world.

[11th Reader]

I just assumed, you equals the three OGIFNMs

yeah, and don't forget whose brownies brought you all together. HMPH

[Wabbitsd]

Furthering the illness, when there was a really awful situation at my work...seriously, I was thinking one employee was going to come back in with a shotgun and take a few people out...he was really stressing over something, threw a book right past my head (not intending it to hit me, but even so...) and I calmly announced it was time for me to go on a long walk....I found a guy in a distant part of the company who had this huge pile of nuts, bolts, screws and washers...huge.

I sat there and sorted them, labeled the bins for him (alphabetically and by size of the items) and filled the whole thing up. Kept saying, "like things together, like things together..." and it was quite calming. He told me I was welcome any time....

Lysol!

My Mom used it as a disinfectant for us kids...like if you got a splinter in your foot, you soaked in lysol. It evidently was the cureall back in Indiana on the farm.

or there could be another explanation. My Mom and Dad also "forgot" me at a freeway gas station one time. Now, they had done it before once, but it was the dog. They figured it out fairly quickly and turned around and got him.

Me? They didn't know it til they got about an hour away....and had to call from a gas station to see if I was still there. I think they were trying to say something, I don't know for sure. PPCarl may be able to help me sue them for negligence or something, eh?

[insightbyjake]

Those words were spoken by the only man who could make the reading of the phone book erotic....Sam Elliott....sigh...:)

True...Sam Elliott was hired to be the spokesman for the Beef Council in 1998.

After Robert Mitchum died on July 1st, 1997 of lung cancer and emphysema.

Mr. Mitchum did those commercials for some time before Mr. Elliot. Throughout the 90's I believe.

The question you must ask..."Who cares?!"

Me.

P.S.

The music on those spots is "Hoe Down" from "Four Dance Episodes" from "Rodeo" written by Aaron Copland...

Note to self: Get a Life!!!

[garybear]

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[11th Reader]

The only ocd thing I do is organize my clothea by colour in my closet and by lenghth from longest to shortest.....i get in phases with other things...and have used lysol to clean my antibacterial soap...I tend to not think about germs too much or I'd be like evilgenius.

In no way am I a clean freak...but my OCD actions include....cleaning out the paper shredder. I HATE having little pieces of paper still stuck on the sides/top of my paper shredder. I will sit there for an hour with a ruler and even pliers to try to get them all out.

Oh, I also color code my clothes as well. If I have any colored hangers, the color shirts will go accordingly. In an attempt to fix this, my boyfriend now only buys me white hangers. :)

[garybear]

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[brainsmile]

Awww... I just saw why my thread was closed. Man... all that hard work. Let's keep it clean people :)

Proud DCM #1

[dirtyblindgurl]

Like a few of the others, I checked in late tonight and got a message that I was not allowed to access the thread. Did a tiny bit of searching and found the new/old Drama Club. I still have a few extra pennies left over from Christmas if we need to seek legal advice or maybe to buy a few rounds at the nearest fine establishment. What the H***. What evs...I am back and now I am mad! Whatever we need to do to bring new great deals to J & J ; please let me know. Bring it on PayPal Carl. Don't Dj's have to report any freebies on their income taxes as gifts? There are a number of hotel rooms and restaurant charges that are not accounted for that I believe could pose a problem... wavey2:

[WhoaNelly]

One more that thought I had been "booted out" for just lurking... Found you again last night and signed on up. Thanks for all of the laughs DC members. Looking forward to more in the future!

[insightbyjake]

so what you are saying is...in a "normal" world, people don't feel a compulsion to clean in the middle of the night?

No...In a "normal" world, there is no "middle of the night."

We're sleeping.

There's a "goodnite." And then a "good morning." No middle.

Unless you're FH...whre allegedly, there is a significant middle.

[garybear]

No...In a "normal" world, there is no "middle of the night."

We're sleeping.

There's a "goodnite." And then a "good morning." No middle.

Unless you're FH...whre allegedly, there is a significant middle.
Now Jake, don't you mean alleged significant OTHER?

Nope, you were right the 1st time :bandit:

[insightbyjake]

Like a few of the others, I checked in late tonight and got a message that I was not allowed to access the thread. Did a tiny bit of searching and found the new/old Drama Club. I still have a few extra pennies left over from Christmas if we need to seek legal advice or maybe to buy a few rounds at the nearest fine establishment. What the H***. What evs...I am back and now I am mad! Whatever we need to do to bring new great deals to J & J ; please let me know. Bring it on PayPal Carl. Don't Dj's have to report any freebies on their income taxes as gifts? There are a number of hotel rooms and restaurant charges that are not accounted for that I believe could pose a problem... wavey2:


I still have a few extra pennies left over from Christmas if we need to seek legal advice or maybe to buy a few rounds at the nearest fine establishment.....Whatever we need to do to bring new great deals to J & J ; please let me know.

Okay, Bombay Saphire martini, dry and up, with a twist....repeat every 40 minutes for four hours...and we will bring new great deals to J & J.

How many pennies do you have???

[Wabbitsd]

gary, funny thing, that building, there on Rosecrans? It used to be a "Two Guys." I DID Work there in the 70's!!!

[Wabbitsd]

brain, it may come back, they are reading and re reading and enjoying every post.

WhoaNelly, thank goodness you stopped by! Yes, it was all your fault. We were typing in white font all about you and that potty keyboard of yours.

seriously, welcome. post and post often. It's the least we all can do.

You know, if they cut this thread, we'll all gain all the posts we have made in the meantime....

Hey, I meant to say this a long time ago (relative term here today)

Ritchie! Welcome back!

[garybear]

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[SDReadhead]

Confession time -- I am clean, but neither I, nor any of the three slobs who live here with me, nor my cat, could ever be considered neat. We don't live in squalor, but we live in clutter. Example -- my pantry is disorganized. My home filing cabinet has a big old drawer marked "stuff that we need to keep" and everything from tax returns to receipts is tossed in. My photos (prior to digital days) are in shoe boxes and are not labled, so anytime one of my kids asks if a baby picture is of them, I just say "Yep, that's you."

PLEASE come help me. I can't promise to help you, but I can promise to stay out of your way and sing Irish pub songs to you while you work. Then please come back a month later and fix it again because I won't have learned my lesson the first time. Then I promise to keep it tidy after that. You won't get germs on you because, I promise, we are clean. Just disorganized.

[bettyboop]

just coming ot from hidin to show the dc support..:)

[ohholymoly]

like all the other lurkers..... been out here for awhile. wanted to finally show up. may i please have a number?

i am living overseas and this thread has been my nightly entertainment since last summer. i almost croaked when i had to actually log in! keep up the fun posts! you guys are great!

i never did like the 'making fun of the kids'. i'm sure most people felt uncomfortable as well. sadly, when i first googled laura cain san diego rehab, a page came up with really awful things being said about her son. glad that seems to have died down. what kept me coming back was all of the witty reparte!

speaking of making fun of kids, has boris been back?

[insightbyjake]

I swear (hand over heart), I'm not a freak but I'm so disgusted by germs that I disinfect my purell bottles with clorox wipes.

That's not weird. Many people disinfect clorex wipes with Sodium hypochlorite.

And then to be certain wipe that bottle with Haychlor, Tego 2000, Detizor, or Proceine 40 (which, of course as we all know contains Alkyl-amino-alkyl glycines.)

Oh heck...most Phenolics will suffice.

Oh...by the way...washing one's hands kind of helps.

[RecoveringLstnr]

Confession time -- I am clean, but neither I, nor any of the three slobs who live here with me, nor my cat, could ever be considered neat. We don't live in squalor, but we live in clutter. Example -- my pantry is disorganized. My home filing cabinet has a big old drawer marked "stuff that we need to keep" and everything from tax returns to receipts is tossed in. My photos (prior to digital days) are in shoe boxes and are not labled, so anytime one of my kids asks if a baby picture is of them, I just say "Yep, that's you."

PLEASE come help me. I can't promise to help you, but I can promise to stay out of your way and sing Irish pub songs to you while you work. Then please come back a month later and fix it again because I won't have learned my lesson the first time. Then I promise to keep it tidy after that. You won't get germs on you because, I promise, we are clean. Just disorganized.


I volunteer myself.

[Layla]

That's not weird. Many people disinfect clorex wipes with Sodium hypochlorite.

And then to be certain wipe that bottle with Haychlor, Tego 2000, Detizor, or Proceine 40 (which, of course as we all know contains Alkyl-amino-alkyl glycines.)

Oh heck...most Phenolics will suffice.

Oh...by the way...washing one's hands kind of helps.
Boy howdy! I don't know what you just said, but I do like the way you said it!

[LisaP]

Bedtime for me now. Thank you all for the laughs, insights and thoughts.

[Dawnski]

When we were kids were referred to the fast food place with the Guy with the Big Head as Gag in a Bag, maybe we could call he who's name must not be spoken as Gag in a Bag?

He will always be FH to me. Or is that who you were talking about???? :spock:

[AspenCA]

Boy did I pick the wrong time to take a 2 week vacation. Missed all of the "drama", but thanks to those who gave us the jist/recap. I better go sign up on the yahoo group now. Been catching up, glad I found you again. Just wanted to say Hi.

[RecoveringLstnr]

That's not weird. Many people disinfect clorex wipes with Sodium hypochlorite.

And then to be certain wipe that bottle with Haychlor, Tego 2000, Detizor, or Proceine 40 (which, of course as we all know contains Alkyl-amino-alkyl glycines.)

Oh heck...most Phenolics will suffice.

Oh...by the way...washing one's hands kind of helps.

Hand washing just isn't enough.

I thought about you today Jake, when my middle kid was acting up at the doctors office. Time out has never worked with this particular child, so I simply asked "why are you behaving this way?" to which he replied "If I'm naughty enough, you won't make me come here again" If I organize your house or office, will you train my kid?

[Dawnski]

Touche!

To everyone else, thank you for all the good wishes! I have known about little 10A for a while, but wanted to wait on a formal announcement until I could see his/her good strong heartbeat!

I am currently 8 weeks, so s/he will be here mid-August.

Congratulations Elizabeth!

[LisaP]

I lied. Can I just celebrate that I am a LTJG :woohoo: ? Toss me a bone, I can use it today.

And now, really, I am heading to bed.

[ex-starlistener]

Suggestion: Don't turn on the light:gle:

I'm with you garybear! Go in the dark.

[Layla]

I'm off to bed. Night Shift, please behave, and try to keep the morning catch up reading to under 25 pages. Thanks

[J&JSuck]

Kindly raise your right hand and repeat after me:

I, (state your name), promise (ha ha...inside joke) that I will absolutely postively not post any information about any of the Spewgram(errr showgram)'s children, pets, phone numbers, or residences. This includes, but is not limited to, photos, posts, links to websites, altered photos, songs, poems etc.

I further promise that I will not in any way harass, annoy, disturb or word FRUSTRATE removed due to being too vague any alleged "big deal" people or organizations who are affiliated with the aforementioned Spewgram (errr...showgram).

So sworn by me on this _________day of January, 2008.

Peace out.

Once you have taken the above oath, kindly check in with an "AYE". A roll will be kept (who wants to keep the roll?)

Thank you.
Head Cheerleader of the DC
AYE. But has this been through legal review by Carl Jr?

[garybear]

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[Wabbitsd]

Dawnski, no, they were referring to the fast food king with the Jr. at the end of his name...I think he's aka PPCarl

[Dawnski]

Geesh, a girl takes 60 minutes to drive home and the thread adds about 5 pages. GOOD LORD FOLKS.

I'll add my voice to the chorus of "welcome back Wonk". Hope you're here to stay and not just tease.

So...now that we know that we can mobilize quickly, and pretty much run circles around any attempts to stop us...what's for dinner?

Chicki Wicki....after a nap

[PQ Gal]

Wonk is back, YEAHHHHHH So good to have you back Wonk

Congrats, Elizabeth we look forward to the birth of our newest DC member

LisaP keeping you in our prayers

Thanks for the recipes, I copied and pasted them into my regular email so I will always have them!

Love all you guys, we ROCK :guitar: :drums: We have made a tremendous comeback as a thread, thanks for all the laughs and great minds! Looking forward to many more years of hilarity:woohoo:

[stellargirl]

I STILL couldn't find the sin city thing about Deff Jetrow

Wait! Am I missing something? What happened in sin city??

[PQ Gal]

Off topic:

I just saw the New Hampshire poll results. I want to SCREAM. That is all.

Me too and that is all I can say since it is politics, but I feel your pain Layla:puke:

[PQ Gal]

I have found my people!!!

We are thrilled you found us! We were here waiting for you all along we knew one day you would come and we would all be reunited.

Welcome to the DC family

You are hilarious!!!!!

[Dawnski]

GirlfromOr:

wasn't that alleged party thrown by some guy who alleged that he stopped drinking last year?

He did mention that fact several times! allegedly

[stellargirl]

so on the topic of organization...have any of you had that moment in the middle of the night when you get up to pee and you notice the bath tub is dirty.
so you decide to clean it at 3am?
or is that just me?

um...it's just you??? :D

[stellargirl]

so even though I buy containers for my kitchen cabinets, then have to buy stuff to put in them, just so I can label them.

that's not sick enough?

Sweet

You must LOVE The Container Store!

[J&JSuck]

ROFLOL!!!!!! :bow: :lmfao:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! Congratulations!!!

[insightbyjake]

Hand washing just isn't enough.

I thought about you today Jake, when my middle kid was acting up at the doctors office. Time out has never worked with this particular child, so I simply asked "why are you behaving this way?" to which he replied "If I'm naughty enough, you won't make me come here again" If I organize your house or office, will you train my kid?

The sequence you want is not, "Why are you behaving this way?"

It's:

1. "What are you doing?"

2. "What are the rules when we are in public?" (Of course, this means you must establish clear expectations and consequences when out in public).

This is a situation about "manners." And "manners" are NOT about how your kid behaves -- they are about your child's awareness of "others."

"You, my child, may NOT violate the rights of others!!!"

3. "What are the consequences when you break the rules?" (This means we have conversations with our kids BEFORE they break our rules.)

4. "Is this what you want to happen to you?"

The key is to be calm, curious, and respectful.

You can always "win" any fight with a child.....but your goal is to "grow" a child -- not to "defeat" a child.

[wanky]

Confession time -- I am clean, but neither I, nor any of the three slobs who live here with me, nor my cat, could ever be considered neat. We don't live in squalor, but we live in clutter. Example -- my pantry is disorganized. My home filing cabinet has a big old drawer marked "stuff that we need to keep" and everything from tax returns to receipts is tossed in. My photos (prior to digital days) are in shoe boxes and are not labled, so anytime one of my kids asks if a baby picture is of them, I just say "Yep, that's you."

.
LOL SDReadhead! I sorta am like you but my clutter is organized clutter. As long as I know where things are, I'm okay. I used to be more of a neat freak but, once I had kids, everything went topsy turvy. I tell anyone who asks what I want for my birthday, Christmas, or any occassion, "a live-in maid/housekeeper!" I do keep a bottle of hand sanitizer in my car, my purse, and they even have the keychain kind that you attach to your purse. I like to keep my hands and my kiddos' hands clean. You never know what's out there.

[stellargirl]

...and I think "delurking" (mentioned a few pages back by someone clever - I'm too tired to go through and find the person's name to give proper credit, and besides, that would mean having to read through 3 more pages when I was finished) needs to be added to our DC dictionary and/or suggested as a new word of the day.

We rock. Not so allegedly.

Thanks BebeSD! I THINK that was me. But I'm pretty sure that I've read that somewhere...or maybe I did make it up. I tend to do that sometimes. Wow...I'm a BIG DEAL (not really) and it's my first time out with you guys! :)

[wanky]

The sequence you want is not, "Why are you behaving this way?"

It's:

1. "What are you doing?"

2. "What are the rules when we are in public?" (Of course, this means you must establish clear expectations and consequences when out in public).

This is a situation about "manners." And "manners" are NOT about how your kid behaves -- they are about your child's awareness of "others."

"You, my child, may NOT violate the rights of others!!!"

3. "What are the consequences when you break the rules?" (This means we have conversations with our kids BEFORE they break our rules.)

4. "Is this what you want to happen to you?"

The key is to be calm, curious, and respectful.

You can always "win" any fight with a child.....but your goal is to "grow" a child -- not to "defeat" a child.

Jake, any chance you're writing a parenting book? I would SO buy it and make sure it's autographed personally by you! Or maybe I should just let you raise my little ones.....they're pretty good looking and have clean, sanitized hands :)

[PRINTER]

We were reminiscing tonight about the REALLY good old days of J&J. Remember Claude Knobler (Hollywooood, Hollywood Claude).? He was witty and quick and such a kick to listen to. I used to love the volley between him and Jeff. I remember ROTFL so many times! (sigh)...oh for the good ol' days!

FH allegedly thinks that his alleged magic briefcase (didn't it used to be a Rolodex?) that is allegedly filled with has-been names and phone numbers is going to sustain him after the contract is up. Uhmmm, no, I really don't want to hear an interview with the cousin of the brother of the aunt of the neighbor's gardener's friend of Ringo Starr. NO ONE CARES WHO HE (allegedly) USED TO KNOW!!!

I hate that Jerky has not only given up but talks about it and jokes about it. Thankfully, I'm almost shamgram-free. I cruise over when DSC are on commercial SOMETIMES.
Nite all...

[oops]

I sure did. When I sat down to open the site tonight and got the message that I didn't have access to the page anymore, my Catholic guilt set in and I wondered what I did wrong. Then I quickly got over myself and went on a hunt for my friends.

Okay, so I'm not Catholic, but Protestants get guilt pangs too! So glad I found y'all again! We are certainly a force! Good over (alleged) evil.

Can't believe all the posts already; lots of catching up to do! Great job invisible friends!:)

[11th Reader]

Ok, this is totally off topic, but I looooove that all of our posts finally got counted and everyone's getting new avatars now. Mad props to those who have snoopy avatars as well. I love Snoopy. "Snoop" was actually my first English word...I was 3 and I would chase after dogs, pointing and say "Snoop! Snoop!" Hehe.

Ok, no more boring you guys. :P

[mamasterls]

Confession time -- I am clean, but neither I, nor any of the three slobs who live here with me, nor my cat, could ever be considered neat. We don't live in squalor, but we live in clutter. Example -- my pantry is disorganized. My home filing cabinet has a big old drawer marked "stuff that we need to keep" and everything from tax returns to receipts is tossed in. My photos (prior to digital days) are in shoe boxes and are not labled, so anytime one of my kids asks if a baby picture is of them, I just say "Yep, that's you."



SDReadhead, thank goodness! You sound just like me. If I had the time...and the rest of my family were not the packtrats they are...I would LOVE to be neat and organized! I gave up the battle long ago and just go with the flow now. Oh well, at least I always know where the Guinness and Scotch are.:cheers:

[OneKidOneDogMom]

Okay - first of all I just spent the better part of the evening going back to Page 1 and reading everything that's happened since the inception of this thread.

Gadzooks! We are a bunch of prolific posters!

Congrats to ElizabethinAZ on the new baby!

Welcome Back, Wonk! We missed you!

Welcome to all the newbies and lurkers - we're glad that you finally came forward and joined the gang. Although "He-who-shall-not-be-named, Esq." and the Spewgram crew tried to shut us down, we showed them ten times over!

Brainsmile, thanks for starting the original thread - we hope that we can once again "do you proud"!

Thanks again to Lights, Jenny and GAM. We may be crazy but we're a fun-loving group and we do enjoy your site tremendously.

Keep on keepin' on, people!

[RowdyOne]

From the suggested oath: "I further promise that I will not in any way harass, annoy, disturb...any alleged "big deal" people or organizations who are affiliated with the aforementioned Spewgram (errr...showgram)."

I humbly recommend that the words "annoy" and "disturb" be removed; after all, isn't that the purpose of this thread? And don't we even annoy and disturb each other from time to time? It's not illegal, and is all in the spirit of things, me sez. Harassment is out, though. It would be nice if WE stopped being harassed by FH and his minions.

It's soooo good to see all you new posters checking in. Don't be intimidated by "creative" ones. Everyone is welcome and there are no pass or fail marks given to posts. Also spelling/punctuation/grammar don't matter here, as agreed in the former thread around post #11,984 or so. Just chime in! BTW, Trixie, we must be over 200 by now.

I'm exhausted after reading the 733+ posts of this historic 24 hr event. Time now to sleeeeep.

[mamasterls]

This thread is growing crazy fast! I stop reading to make a quick post and three more posts pop up!:gle:

I step away from the computer to participate in real life...you know, eat dinner with the family, keep piles of clutter at bay, and five pages await me when I get back.

ALLEGEDLY AMAZING!:woohoo:

Oh, how could I forget? Welcome back wonkatania! I was sooo happy to see you posting again!:bow:

[oops]

So you are up-to-date and you got to read all from the other board? Jeff and Nina are ALLEGEDLY kaput. Jeff is ALLEGEDLY now married to Kristin. Tommy, we call him FH, got ALLEGEDLY engaged (after a few weeks) to an ALLEGED woman who is an ALLEGED serial celebrity dater. And Laura ALLEGEDLY literally blew her marriage to Dave.

Did I miss anything? Oh yes, and Jer is still the biggest ALLEGED a-hole in the ALLEGED world!

gotta cover our alleged a$$e$

[Newer Reader]

After months of lurking, I finally decided to join in the fun last night--then spent the next hour trying to figure out what I did to cause the site to shut down! I was sooooo happy to find you guys again this morning. I don't know what I'd do without my daily dose of the laughs I find here. I probably won't be much of a poster because you all are way too funny and clever for me to keep up, but wanted you to know how much I love reading here.

And by the way--LBM big time!

Welcome CeeJay, no worries, the non-witty are accepted and cared for here too; me being one of them. We are one big alleged virtual DC-family.

:hug:

:cheers:

NR #26

[twizzlergirl]

Has anyone thought of calling TURKO? Cuz' "it aint' right"

Can you picture Turko showing up at FH's fun house?!? Now THAT would be worth watching the late night news for!

[OneKidOneDogMom]

You all can be proud of what we've accomplished in the last 24+ hours....

We have claimed a VICTORY over those that will try to silence us :cheers:

[Sapphie]

Can you picture Turko showing up at FH's fun house?!? Now THAT would be worth watching the late night news for!
Maybe he should start his own "Turkotube"

[SDNative]

Happy to be here... #115

:woohoo:

[Newer Reader]

I want one of those Drama Club babies- we have been trying forever. When I say "we", I mean me and my husband (allegedly):)

There's more than one way to start a family, I'm happy to say. Reminds me, I've been meaning to pm Shello about something she mentioned a long long time ago on a thread far far away...

NR #26

[insightbyjake]

This thread is growing crazy fast! I stop reading to make a quick post and three more posts pop up!:gle:

I step away from the computer to participate in real life...you know, eat dinner with the family, keep piles of clutter at bay, and five pages await me when I get back.

Well, there's your flaw...you spend time with your family.

If you were LBM, you'd "allegedly" spend 3 out of 7 days with your "babies" shopping at CVS and buying lottery tickets....

If you were "Jesus as Jeff," you'd be spending 3 days a week adopting starving children from Nairobi, and the other 4 days allegedly shopping for antiques while pretending to be William Least-Heat Moon...

If you were "Vegan-Jer," you'd spend 40 weeks a year preaching Buddhist, Vegan, "I love Gays -- not that there's anything wrong with that," lifestyles, and the other 12 weeks living the "I-Really-admire-Robin Leach-cause-I-live-the-ultimate-'I'm-so-wealthy-I-can-offend-everyone-life-style-cause-I'm-a-La-Jolla-art-loving-gay-man-married-to-a-clown'----allegedly."

If you were FH, you'd be the male version of Britney Spears-- out of control, trolling for sex, using drugs (allegedly), and truly believing you are the salvation of your family. You'd also believe you have talent.

If you were Randy, you'd be normal...and the world would shudder at this revelation. Your life would be void of the J & J criticism....and you'd be the most balanced, normal, healthy person among this five-person cluster f**k.

[Newer Reader]

I hope you are right Carol. I would like to think that she is sober too. She was (allegedly) so excited about christmas w/ her kiddos, and then doesn't even mention it. It's just weird to me. Of course, we all know the things she chooses to post are pretty strange anyways. I really hope that she had a wonderful holiday with her kids and stayed clean.


I'm thinking that maybe a fast food restaurant called her and advised her to no longer mention kiddos in her blahhgg anymore. Time will tell...

NR #26

[oops]

I'm only up to pg 9 of the posts (you folks rock!), so sorry if I'm pulling a Dilbert, but FH's ALLEGED blahhhhhhg has been ALLEGEDLY pulled off the website; it was at least still there yesterday but it's nowhere now. Must've gotten yanked with the ALLEGED thread, huh?

LBM's still got her ALLEGED "diarrhea" though, and sadly it didn't sound like much other than lying around the ALLEGED couch, watching the ALLEGED tube, ALLEGEDLY procrastinating and yakking about her ALLEGED trip to Texas (wasn't she supposed to be ALLEGEDLY broke?)

[Sapphie]

insightbyjake...You consider Randy to be "normal"?....I find this fascinating.

[insightbyjake]

insightbyjake...You consider Randy to be "normal"?....I find this fascinating.

It's "comparative." As a stand-alone man.....he is abnormal....

Compared to J & J, LBM, and FH,.....he is a "normal" man.

Life is a series of comparative and superlative relationships....

That's why you are not just "better"....you are one of the the "best."

[SDNative]

I haven't listened to the alleged showgram for quite a while, but it seems Randy and Delana get their jobs done... and keep their lives private? Kind of like the people on other stations I listen to? (and enjoy)

:shrug:

[Sapphie]

yeah...I'm comparing my not so superlative relationships right now...now, where's that man with skills you mentioned?

[Sapphie]

LisaP:...I forgot to say earlier....I hope all goes well for you and yours.... :)

[Jammie J.]

I'll tell you what's happening!!!! Have you seen the number of new posters?!?!?!


Do you have any idea of how many new fights I have to pick?

Note to self: Warm-up!!

"Why don't you try stickin jou head up jour ass – see if it fits."

*drums fingers*
You're still lagging on your fight pickin'... what're you doing? Nose pickin' instead? :munch:

[Jammie J.]

It totally would, but we couldn't get our feet dirty. Must wear disposable socks.

That is not true OCD fashion wear. I'm sorry, but if you were truly OCD, you would find those mop slippers. Nothing says OCD like moppin' while you're walkin'.

[Jammie J.]

I think that person who is allegedly named Laura is sober also. But I think she may be on the brink of a relapse. Who forgets when they need to come back to work?!!

It's something I dread every week.

They work??? :eek3:

[Sapphie]

That is not true OCD fashion wear. I'm sorry, but if you were truly OCD, you would find those mop slippers. Nothing says OCD like moppin' while you're walkin'.
um...you know something about this Jammie?

[Jammie J.]

That would be your problem....My cell is 555 -fertile.


Jakester...answer your phone already!

I know, I've been calling and calling...

[Sapphie]

I know, I've been calling and calling...
Sorry...my fault..I've been tying up the line...I have it on speed re-dial

[Jammie J.]

This is off topic but I want to say that after last night, chatting with many of you, and setting up LJ and the new backup to our yahoo backup and seeing pictures of so many of the regulars here........there are some redonkulously good looking women in this DC!


Wait! I wanna be a part of this!!!!! (altho i'm m'fugly!)

Yeah, me too! Even though I'm 6'9" and sport a purple mohawk don't mean I cain't be purty in someone's eyes.

(What? It's a new thread, I can have a new look to go with!)

[shello]

There's more than one way to start a family, I'm happy to say. Reminds me, I've been meaning to pm Shello about something she mentioned a long long time ago on a thread far far away...

NR #26

I am 43 and have wanted to be a mom since I was 7 and really grasped the important role mom's play. Sure I wanted a career, but being a mom has always been my #1 goal in life. This should finally be my year.

I have done some reasearch and there are a number of agencies and avenues you can take. Do you want to foster with hopes of adopting? Then use Angels who Jeff and Kristin are using. So many people have told me great things about them!

There's the County of SD, but the wait for babies is long. There is international adoption, but it can be very costly and I frankly could not handle two lengthy trips to a place like China or parts of Russia. There is also San Diego Adoptions and the director there is Sarah Jensen, long thought of as an angel for the work she does. I know a few folks who have used her and she is awesome.

I say...if you have been trying, just give it a rest. Move ahead with one of these great places (you don't have to be wealthy and you can get govt. assistance during the process and sometimes after). I hate to see people unhappy, stressed and in the poorhouse trying to conceive. Go for it!!!

[Jammie J.]

That is not true OCD fashion wear. I'm sorry, but if you were truly OCD, you would find those mop slippers. Nothing says OCD like moppin' while you're walkin'.


um...you know something about this Jammie?

Only that I might've added them to my Amazon wishlist... hey, Valentine's Day is coming up!!! ♥ ♥ ♥

(Nothing says "sexy" quite like a pair of neon green mop slippers! Goes splendidly with my purple mohawk!)

[Sapphie]

Shello..you are a sweetheart and I wish for all your wishes to come true.. xxx

[shello]

It's 12:20 and I have been waiting all day for the J&J Great Deals. No sightings! I am going to go to bed!

On another note, Sapphie has been quite the tart and I believe she has made passes at two men today. What gives? Maybe you should hit the bay and swim after troop ships. (My dad used to say that to us girls) I hope that Sapphie doesn't cause Jake and the other dude she's pursuing to want to dual over her. That could get messy but would certainly add to the drama here.

If you can wait, Sapphie, the Mile of Men is one month away.

Speaking of the Mile of Men, does anyone remember that crappy MOM theme song from a few years back? I think Rick Moorten sang it...I might be wrong. It was funny and soooooo stupid.

[insightbyjake]

*drums fingers*
You're still lagging on your fight pickin'... what're you doing? Nose pickin' instead? :munch:

You fight the fight worth fighting ---

Not the fight you can win.

[Sapphie]

I'm curious about everyone's OCD's...I have my own but none of them involve wearing mop slippers. One of my OCD's is that I can't use even numbers on the microwave...if something calls for 30 seconds, I have to nuke it for 31 or 29....

[insightbyjake]

I know, I've been calling and calling...

"For the friendship of two, the patience of one is required.”

[TJLuv]

I DO feel bad that Carl was able to disturb the private lives of the GA mods. It's not right that he sought out private info to try to bully all of us. I understand her concern. HE is a creep. Any and all info discussed was made public by the people being discussed. We sought NO private info. Carl is a bully. Tommy is a bully. More than that, they're weak. Put yourself out there in public and be preared to deal with PUBLIC OPINION. Wussies.


I missed everything ---- clueless as to who Carl even is. .

[Sapphie]

Sheesh...I send warm wishes to Shello and she calls me out on my flirting....swim after troop ships??!!...are we still living in WWII times?

[insightbyjake]

I'm curious about everyone's OCD's...I have my own but none of them involve wearing mop slippers. One of my OCD's is that I can't use even numbers on the microwave...if something calls for 30 seconds, I have to nuke it for 31 or 29....


I can't use even numbers on odd days!!

If it's the 13th, I can't use an even number -- ever.

"Hey Jake...what time is the football game on?"

Four o'clock?...No wait!!!! No!!! It's on at Four O'one!!!

"What channel?"

"CBS...channel 8."


No wait!!!! "Channel 9 minus 1!!"

[Trixie]

1. brainsmile*
2. Yogi85
3. RufusMom
4. imisssandiego
5. Mom2ThreeBoys
6. GeezLouise
7. snoopiebug*
8. PQgal
9. Truth Teller*
10. ElizabethAZ (10A)* congratulations!
11. LAsmalls
12. mamasterls*
13. Ritchie*
14. garybear*
15. DeeTroit
16. Trixie*
17. irun
18. califbrat*
19. Halinn*
20. MeowKat
21. PeaPod
22. DreamerGal*
23. OneKidOneDogMom*
24. DaisyCA*
25. loriraesd
26. Newer Reader*
27. Mel41099
28. eyeseeyou*
29. Transplant*
30. Simba
31. BigAl*
32. Alpinemaps (32A)*
33. Apollo
34. assvin
35. SDChick (35A, 35B)*
36. BecInCA
37. wanky*
38. mamalellie*
39. zodiac*
40. iamsheens*
41. notabigdeal* [Note: You are 41, not 49. Thanks for checking in.]
42. girly girl
43. RhondaReindeer*
44. Texasgirl*
45. Layla*
46. Longtime Reader
47. Swifty
48. WingMan
49. Swedishbolt*
50. RowdyOne*
51. Murriecula
52. YoungAmerican*
53. cheekymonkey
54. Amused
55. WabbitSD*
56. GGmami*
57. MomCat*
58. ca girl
59. SanDiegan
60. SDReadhead
61. pax*
62. potus
63. sandiegomom*
64. debbiegrrrl*
65. RanchoPen
66. Dawnski*
67. pastherprime
68. texasmommy
69. SadSadSad
70. SDGirlNative
71. 11th Reader*
72. SDtoOC
73. Carol*
74. Jammie J*
75. WaterSeeks
76. gogogirl
77. gossipgurl
78. insightbyjake*
79. SD Native
80. NewAgeGoddess
81. CJ*
82. OhPulleez!*
83. claystone*
84. shello*
85. Boris85*
86. Dilbert1985 (honorable mention)
87. Luv2hike
88. GirlfromOR (88A)*
89. srdude (89A)
90. long commute
91. PRINTER*
92. PaintDry
93. saywhat
94. himmie
94.1 Sapphie* (special request)
95. kevlar
96. ordinarygirl*
97. lionbear
98. RedWillow*
99. SimplyMe*
100. wonkatania*
101. walker3day
102. ex-Starlistener*
103. hana07
104. 11ListenerNot*
105. MissThany (105A)
106. SierraGal
107. Seriously?!?
108. IMISSLEO*
109. SDGrandma
110. LisaP*
111. Cin-a-Bear
112. latransplant
113. CatWoman7042*
114. HappyGal100
115. SDNative*
116. WhoMe*
117. LadyBirdJohnson
118. Sis
119. O.B.ehave!
120. BeBeSD*
121. elguan
122. truth seeker
123. ashya
124. TJLuv*
125. FormerSanDiegan
126. Conceptis
127. oops*
128. dirtyblindgurl*
129. NayNay
130. newgal
131. THECHICK
132. InvisibleElf* (& 132A to 132X)**
133. IZZY*
134. yourmama*
135. apossible*
136. EmpressJ
137. blondmom*
138. J&JSuck*
139. SDGirl87*
140. iamapes*
141. JDub04 (141B)*
142. chrissy987
143. ApexGroupie
144. Pebbles64
145. CAGirl*
146. plutoboy7
147. AspenCA*
148. Murrayd
149. mtsv sd
150. LUV2BE
151. SanDieganNoMore
152. FitnessGirl
153. Hope
154. YogaGal*
155. cattychathy
156. CharlieBear
157. des1969*
158. MomOf3Girls
159. JenM
160. RecoveringLstnr*
161. momofthree*
162. Doc (friend of Amused, but hasn’t posted)
163. Bashful (friend of Amused, but hasn’t posted)
164. GAM
165. kbrit89352*
166. JstTizn*
167. Elton
168. Goody
169. DeltaPop*
170. MavCh79
171. Jean
172. sputnick
173. Lavender
174. threedog
175. Temkugirl
176. Tatooo
177. 3kitties
178. Stact
179. Moooooochie (12/21)
180. Gidget1234
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182. AprilShowers*
183. evilgenius*
184. monkey girl*
185. blueslover*
186. lights*
187. osidemomof2*
188. LA64*
189. Vitacon*
190. s ca girl*
191. MileHighMama*
192. CeeJay*
193. twizzlergirl*
194. JesseeezMom*
195. stellargirl*
196. rundmc79*
197. CherBear*
198. Clarence*
199. WhoaNelly
200. bettyboop*
201. ohholymoly*


666. FatHead/XXXL/40x28

:triangle: JuJuBoo83
listener13* [always have been, always will be]



To interpert the above list, I added the "*" symbol after your username to indicate if you have checked in on this thread.

[Sapphie]

oh dear Jake...you are an even number, whilst I was clever enough to turn my even number into an odd one....

[Trixie]

To interpert the above list, I added the "*" symbol after your username to indicate if you have checked in on this thread. There are many who have, and that makes me happy to do this.

I tossed out some new numbers. Even lights got numbered 186 (as in '86'd the DC Thread for us). There are many new out of lurk posters, thanks!

I am still 24 hours behind in my reading, and must start at page 23 when I wake up in a few hours. I'm going to bed. I'll continue to collect names and assign numbers.

Congrats to the "A" and "B" numbers.

I also voted 5 stars on our newest thread, hope that helps.

I suggest AYE is the word for the day, and when used, that confirms our swearing in.

On a tangent - What are the odds that Chris Cantore went surfing in Texas?

[Sapphie]

Trixie..you are a very diligent List Keeper...(isn't that another kind of OCD?)....

Chris Cantore went surfing in Texas?....wow..what a coincidence...

[Jammie J.]

You fight the fight worth fighting ---

Not the fight you can win.

If I can't win, I won't fight.
Sometimes I won't fight even if I know I can win.
Sometimes just knowing I can win is enough.
However, health challenges I'll always fight.
Now I'm way off topic.

[insightbyjake]

I am 43 and have wanted to be a mom since I was 7 and really grasped the important role mom's play. Sure I wanted a career, but being a mom has always been my #1 goal in life. This should finally be my year.

I have done some reasearch and there are a number of agencies and avenues you can take. Do you want to foster with hopes of adopting? Then use Angels who Jeff and Kristin are using. So many people have told me great things about them!

There's the County of SD, but the wait for babies is long. There is international adoption, but it can be very costly and I frankly could not handle two lengthy trips to a place like China or parts of Russia. There is also San Diego Adoptions and the director there is Sarah Jensen, long thought of as an angel for the work she does. I know a few folks who have used her and she is awesome.

I say...if you have been trying, just give it a rest. Move ahead with one of these great places (you don't have to be wealthy and you can get govt. assistance during the process and sometimes after). I hate to see people unhappy, stressed and in the poorhouse trying to conceive. Go for it!!!

Shello,

You are already a mom.

You just haven't been connected to a child yet.

Your heart and soul are a "mom." You understand the sacrifice it takes to raise a human infant....you "get" what it means to be responsible....you understand the ability to sacrifice yourself for another...

You are a mom Shello!

You are simply waiting for an infant.

In my line of work, I have seen so many people fail at raising a child (or children). It is painful to see "biological" parents, abandon their children. And it happens daily! I know for a fact, there are moms without children out there, who are better moms than woman who have children.

Shello, you are a "mom" because you have the spirit it takes to be a human being and show someone else what that entails.

In my mind, you are a great mom!

[Gidget12345]

#180 Reporting for Duty!

Geeze! It took me forever to catch up! Well i'm usually a lurker but wanted to check in.

Let me preface everything by saying "ALLEGEDLY" ok...
The reason for anything anti-DC is because of the discussions regarding the ankle bitters. That's where it all started months ago and it's been in the works for a while. J&J do not read the thread, it's FH who reads it. Also RM checks in once in a while. You won't catch JS (Jen) checking in here because she's too sensitive and takes any criticsm personally. She doesn't want to see anything bad written about her. LBM doesn't check here either but knows what's going on because of FH. You can still access the blahg by going here jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/tommyblog.html you've gotta put the http:// at the beginning to get to it. Not sure if any of you visit the regular star website but if you do you'll notice the redesigned site? Well expect the JJ site to be redesigned soon too and possible that the blahg page will be deleted for good so if you want to re-read anything i'd do it now. ALLEDGEDLY!

and...please don't ask how i know anything because i don't know anything and everything is alleged and that's my story and i'm sticking to it!

[Boston]

I just moved to Boston from San Diego in November. I used to love the show, but my husband turned me onto the Mikey Show instead. I have been a LONG time lurker, and I am glad to be part of the group now!

[srdude]

#89 checking in, i picked the wrong 48 hrs not to look at post, took a while to catch up, that's for sure. i know i don't post much, but due to working a graveyard shift, by the time i read the thread, people have already replied to many post. But I enjoy reading the thread.

Congratulations Elizabeth. :cheers: my (A) has a few weeks left baking in my wifes oven.

also i'm confused, should mine be (B) also since this will be my 2nd baby? :confused:

[SDGirl87]

I'm curious about everyone's OCD's...I have my own but none of them involve wearing mop slippers. One of my OCD's is that I can't use even numbers on the microwave...if something calls for 30 seconds, I have to nuke it for 31 or 29....

My OCD shows up at the gas pump. The final number MUST be divisible by .25. I prefer whole dollar amounts but sometimes can't get to it. If it goes to .01, I up it to .25. I just can't do it!!!

[SDGirl87]

I'm STILL a Plebe :cry:

[ohholymoly]

thanks for the number trixie!

for evilgenius and jammie.... here in japan the mop slippers are everywhere! japan is a true ocd'er paradise! everything is so clean and sterile! i have bought a few pairs of the mop slippers to bring back with me! what you know about self cleaning toilets and auto dispensing hand sanitizers EVERYWHERE! :)

[Boston]

Can I get a number?

[Transplant]

Can I get a number?

Only if you have a monthly T pass! :)

[Wabbitsd]

Gidget, welcome, and thanks for the rundown. I feel a rant comin on...I am being possessed by alien beings...

Not too much has ever really been said about Jen, folks have their normal preferences, but personally, I like Jen. I like RM, too. IF you are in the public arena, you are going to get people who don't like you for significant things like your hair, or your kneecaps. But both those two mentioned have a sense of humor about themselves and the world that is real. They do not consider themselves the center of the universe. Heck, I'm a sensitive gal, but who the heck cares? They both make decent paychecks, and that's just part of the workday.

I will have to offer one adjustment to your post...the "kids" are not the reason there have been problems. They are the excuse. The mention of these same alleged offspring (now, that brings up a whole new possible line of chatter, doesn't it? Like maybe WHO DA DADDY?) but that was the EXCUSE for the activity recently. MEntion of the kids has been going on for a long time--and again, was based pretty much on what these self-serving clowns have put out there themselves!

I think there was more to the battle between an alleged Mom living in another county and her (alleged but well known and documented) lyin', cheatin', deceivin' ex who happens to live in an area where residents tolerate skate ramps and trampolines in the front yard. I think that certain ex has been manipulating both the ex and the future (allegedly)lovely candidate for celebrity hookup, and the future celebrity hookup candidate was singing some verses of "It's awful, these people are so mean and make fun of these poor kids (but who really gives a rats about the kids, they are criticizing ME ME ME!) and I hope my family's best friend, probably pals with my folks....maybe a classmate from the old high school days when I was a hot number, and I can still wear my cheerleader outfit....that guy who went to law school and graduated while still living at home....and has been sitting around in that construction office, hanging out on the internet blogging and reviewing anything and everything, hoping SOMEONE will call with a job offer...hey! Southwest Airlines could possibly need an in-house atty. hired right off their message boards!!! with nothing much to do...maybe HE will do something...

And he started bullying and sending pm's. and he tried and he tried and huffed and he puffed. And he brought more attention to this whole blog than there even was before. Frankly, the spike in posts is DIRECTLY related to the poor behavior of all the players who are discussed here.

FH probably didn't like the redo of the picture of him in the bathtub. Who took the picture and posted it? Who posted pictures of their own kids and would basically say, "Hey, these kids are alone, unsupervised and DYING for responsible parental attention, and will be alone or traveling to these certain events at this or that time, while I will be interacting with my adoring masses?"

Ok, so LBM doesn't read the site...isn't it nice that Sir FH makes sure she knows what is said here? So he can again manipulate HER opposition to what is posted here?

LBM concerned about her residence address made public? Probably would have been a good idea NOT to have the selling agent hawk the place as the residence of the local celebrity LAURA CAIN! in all the marketing stuff. Why, looky! There's her intriguing art puzzle right above the fireplace!!!!

FH concerned about his children's privacy? give me a break. He uses those kids like a carpenter uses hammers, chisels, saws and levels. They are his basic tools....to convince himself he is a good parent, since he hasn't had a drink in 5 years, ok? And he sure works at getting along with his ex for his kids sake...ask him if he yet even knows where they live? Well, he might, he probably weaseled it out of the kids by this time.

FH and LBM are good time parents. She now so appreciates her kids why? BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO DO THE HARD STUFF. When she has them, it's party time. That whole daily grind is someone else's issue now, she just gets the part that she wants to do. Same with FH, but he was probably never too involved in the day to day stuff with his kids.

Right now, that young boy child has her significant attention. Why? He could have been killed. She's now publicly perceived as a bad mother. For yeras, she thought it was something no one hoticed....Look what he did to gain her attention? That's awful.

my. I do have to get going.

But PPCarl has done nothing to really assist any of these people. Well, maybe, if he has been the reason the blogs are either gone or less specific. But if he really wanted to be help to any of these people, he would tell them to straighten up their lives, and there would be a following change in how people react to their bad behavior. But he ain't going there. Let him join the celebrity cavalcade, and he's good to go.

[SierraGal]

Good Morning all, # 106 checking in:wavey2: Just looked at the arbitron ratings and the 'Blowgram' has slipped to #6 in our market. Jef and Jerk need to realize that for every 1 listener/fan, there are 2 (at least) who despise them. In the words of Winston Churchill "We shall never surrender" Rock on Drama Club:thumbup:

[Transplant]

Wow, in less than 18 hours our page has. . .

Slightly more than doubled in posts (787)

AND

2-1/2 increased in views! (12,413)

[Texasgirl]

Almost late for work catching up, so this will be quick. I am picturing said lawyer with circles around his head wondering what the hell hit him. FH is apopoleptic with no blog to spew his words of wisdom on the world. I wonder where his energy is going now? LMB, I sincerely hope is still taking it one day at a time. I don't ever recall her mentioning Texas before and that would probably stick in my mind. Mooch is holding her big stick to keep stirring up the pot and wondering where the bowl went. J and J are pretending to be above it all; too bad the anklebiters are drawing blood.

It's gonna be fun!

DC#44

[RedWillow]

Sheesh...I send warm wishes to Shello and she calls me out on my flirting....swim after troop ships??!!...are we still living in WWII times?

Hey! I still demand chocolate bars and stockings for favors rendered!

:D

[Carol]

This morning on the mikey show, the members of the show were talking about their feelings on individuals googling their dates. There were mixed feelings amongst the cast. Then mikey shared his point of view and mentioned that if you google him, the first thing that comes up on him is all this controversy about something he said yyeeaaarrsss ago that was misconstrued by many people.

Which made me think, maybe the reason Fat head got so upset was becuase when you googled his name,his leech's name, or Laura's name this site was one of the first things to come up. Maybe that is when we started to get under their skin? Fatty thought that having our thread pop up first in google was a smidge scarry, because of what we had said about him. True, alot of it was speculation but there was alot of truth too (catching blog lies, his criminal history, flaws in his weight loss theories etc. etc. etc. and he couldn't have that out for the lovely public to see.

[Trixie]

I just moved to Boston from San Diego in November. I used to love the show, but my husband turned me onto the Mikey Show instead. I have been a LONG time lurker, and I am glad to be part of the group now!

Welcome Boston,

You have been assigned #202. You can create a fun signature with the User CP tool in the top left of the thread screen.

[Boston]

Thanks! I do have a monthly T Pass!!!! I thought driving in California was bad - people are crazy in Boston!

[RedWillow]

I STILL couldn't find the sin city thing about Deff Jetrow

Goggle the name, click on Images....follow the links, scroll midway down for case #2.
:amidala:

[Trixie]

#89 checking in, i picked the wrong 48 hrs not to look at post, took a while to catch up, that's for sure. i know i don't post much, but due to working a graveyard shift, by the time i read the thread, people have already replied to many post. But I enjoy reading the thread.

Congratulations Elizabeth. :cheers: my (A) has a few weeks left baking in my wifes oven.

also i'm confused, should mine be (B) also since this will be my 2nd baby? :confused:

I can add any letter after your number that you'd like.

I think anyone in your real life family would carry your number, and you would just use the alphabet when discussing them.

For example. I'm DC #16. My 5-year-old would be 16A, as in instead of saying something like: Well, I had my five-year-old brush her teeth by 7:30 last night and read two stories to her before 8 pm................I could just say:

At 7:30, 16A had brushed her teeth and was ready for story time.

It is simpler with the number/letter. Allegedly. I'll place a B, since you are expecting the second child.

The letters are to alert us that there is a bun in the oven, except for the Invisible Elves, who all have to share their number and divvy up the alphabet, but we also know them as elf 9 or 12, allegedly.

[Carol]

Another question -

If instead of calling Tommy Sablan - FH, we used his full name, would it appear in google more frequently? So we could get back to people finding out the truth?

[SDGirl87]

I am 43 and have wanted to be a mom since I was 7 and really grasped the important role mom's play. Sure I wanted a career, but being a mom has always been my #1 goal in life. This should finally be my year.

I have done some reasearch and there are a number of agencies and avenues you can take. Do you want to foster with hopes of adopting? Then use Angels who Jeff and Kristin are using. So many people have told me great things about them!

There's the County of SD, but the wait for babies is long. There is international adoption, but it can be very costly and I frankly could not handle two lengthy trips to a place like China or parts of Russia. There is also San Diego Adoptions and the director there is Sarah Jensen, long thought of as an angel for the work she does. I know a few folks who have used her and she is awesome.

I say...if you have been trying, just give it a rest. Move ahead with one of these great places (you don't have to be wealthy and you can get govt. assistance during the process and sometimes after). I hate to see people unhappy, stressed and in the poorhouse trying to conceive. Go for it!!!

Hi Shello. Your post touched me. I am very much in the same boat. I'm 38 and single. My deepest and most intimate longing for my entire life has been to be a Mom. I started babysitting at 9, and have never stopped being around kids. I taught preschool for years, taught parenting classes, majored in child development in college and teach youth at my church. I, like you, am a mother through and through, though I haven't given birth.

As a single woman, it would be irresponsible and selfish of me to foster or adopt a child because I wouldn't be raising them...the child care workers would, while I work to keep a roof over our heads. Single parenting is extremely tough for those who find themselves there unplanned. I can't imagine how selfish it would be for me to intentionally place myself into that situation, or how thoughtless it would be for my child. Because of that, and that is the SOLE reason, I choose to not start down the road of fostering or adopting, though it's so very hard not to.

So I wait. I hope and pray for a husband, and then eventually a family. Having a nephew is fabulous, and borrowing friend's kids is fun, but it is nowhere near close enough. I have such deep respect for you and wish you all of the blessings and joy in the world!!

Keep us posted, ok? I'm very excited for you!!!

[Transplant]

Goggle the name, click on Images....follow the links, scroll midway down for case #2.
:amidala:

Okay I'm pulling a dilbert....which image should i click on?