San Diego - 94.1 FM J&J Morning Show Drama Club Thread

[Wabbitsd]

Well, Darn, I had some hopes of finding out what a nun would have to say about the J&J showgram.

I'll have to keep looking. (wink)

So, is Kristen (or Kristin?) going to let us know if they ARE waiting or if they have abandoned that pretense?

[apossible]

I'd rather listen to static (or J&J - same thing) than waste $13 a month on something that doesn't work. But, on the upside, the Tao radio makes a great paperweight.[/QUOTE]


I did not buy a portable satellite radio, but a permanent one in my car. I just wanted better reception than what a portable one would produce. Nonetheless, I have Sirius on my computer right now and listen all day. No static. No commercials. Best investment I have made for awhile now.

But, all that salestalk, still doesn't make up for J&J being so lame. In a way, I wish they would hurry up and retire. Where's Rick been lately? And Randy. Haven't heard much from him either.

[Whiskers]

Sometimes I listen in the afternoon (why, dunno). ALL they play is either something by Kelly Clarkson, or something from Daniel Pouder (sp?) Isn't there any other music out there?


Have to admit it, Jack FM has great music.

[boris85]

Oh, my goodness. I am laughing too hard to type. I was born in the '50's very near Jer's home in Ohio. I teach around 140 teenagers every day and to me, make up is mostly a pain in the behind. (That cuts out Mary Kay...) A nun? No. List me under "questioning". As for the higher standard, imagine having a job where every cuss word you utter is remembered for years. If I want to hint at my views on sex or religion, it is sure to be repeated to some parent who calls me on my beliefs. And I will never forget the day I got caught in the grocery store by an entire family with only a pack of condoms and a bottle of wine in my cart. That was twenty years ago and I still recall that frozen moment.

In a larger sense, the J & J show is under much more scrutiny. I know, we all knew what we were getting into. That's why I keep such a low profile. But Laura, Jeff, Jer, and Tommy don't make the attempt. Gosh, 75% of the negative stuff I remember about them is information they chose to tell in great detail. Sure, there is a sense of voyeristic attention hearing it all, but it doesn't seem like their ratings are proving they are on the right track.

TX

Hey now TexasGirl!!:) It's been said that most of the negative remarks made about the J&J group are a result of material they willingly share. For example, Laura is constantly highlighting the stupid things she does as a mother. We've mentioned Jeff's emotional problems, divorces, hypocrisy, strange deoderant fetish, religion, woman-like traits, etc. You get my point - they say things that we just can't go by without calling them out. I saw that Entourage was filming in Del Mar this week - specifically at the track. Now it all makes sense - they want Laura to stand in as a horse double...:wavey2:

[listener13]

Hey now TexasGirl!!:) I saw that Entourage was filming in Del Mar this week - specifically at the track. Now it all makes sense - they want Laura to stand in as a horse double...:wavey2:

Maybe we'll luck out, she'll end up hurting herself, and they'll have to put her down.:wavey2:

[Whiskers]

Hey now TexasGirl!!:) It's been said that most of the negative remarks made about the J&J group are a result of material they willingly share. For example, Laura is constantly highlighting the stupid things she does as a mother. We've mentioned Jeff's emotional problems, divorces, hypocrisy, strange deoderant fetish, religion, woman-like traits, etc. You get my point - they say things that we just can't go by without calling them out. I saw that Entourage was filming in Del Mar this week - specifically at the track. Now it all makes sense - they want Laura to stand in as a horse double...:wavey2:


What makes you think anything they say is truthful. It's all show biz and part of their gig. They are after ratings and by saying these things....gets people to talk around about it and then more people listen. After they stuff they talk about is all fabricated.

[Ritchie]

I saw that Entourage was filming in Del Mar this week - specifically at the track. Now it all makes sense - they want Laura to stand in as a horse double...:wavey2:

That one had me laughing out loud.

As far as the show being fake, everything you hear is talked about before it even makes it on the air. They attempt to make it look spontaneous.

It will start with someone saying "I need your opinion" but rest assured that they have already discussed it in great detail before uttering those words on the air.

[Whiskers]

That one had me laughing out loud.

As far as the show being fake, everything you hear is talked about before it even makes it on the air. They attempt to make it look spontaneous.

It will start with someone saying "I need your opinion" but rest assured that they have already discussed it in great detail before uttering those words on the air.


Exactly....it is a well oiled machine. Their format is used on other shows throughout the United States....they just try to personalize it a little and we all fall for it as being factual.

[Wabbitsd]

Listener13:"Whinney!" LOL!! (anyone remember the horse sound effect from Young Frankenstein? whenever anyone mentioned the Frau's name?)

[sameome]

That one had me laughing out loud.

As far as the show being fake, everything you hear is talked about before it even makes it on the air. They attempt to make it look spontaneous.

It will start with someone saying "I need your opinion" but rest assured that they have already discussed it in great detail before uttering those words on the air.

You mean they actually spend time working at all?

[JesseeezMom]

Exactly....it is a well oiled machine. Their format is used on other shows throughout the United States....they just try to personalize it a little and we all fall for it as being factual.
hahaha! You make me laugh!!! hahaha "well oiled machine" oiled with what? Chunky Peanut Butter?? so you're trying to tell us that all across the US radio stations are planning to talk about disgusting staph infections on your scalp, your kid using glue stick as chap stick, finding a knife in a box, going to a foreign country and giving out water colors, going to AA? Need I go on? I realize the bits about being broke, Tradio, do stuff to Randy etc. and other stupid stuff is fake- but it seems to be the real stuff that gives us the ammunition to mock them. Like "they all know me at the Mickey D's by my pilates studio" that I believe and don't think radio stations in Montana are using it.
ps Whiskers I definitely think you have something to do with 100.7 you are their biggest cheerleader.

Boris, You Rock- "Horse Double" hahahahaha

[Texasgirl]

I haven't been listening much to any radio in the morning, so forgive me if I am bringing up old news. Why hasn't Randy gotten engaged? He's still dating his longtime girlfriend isn't he? I only vaguely remember seeing her picture at JingleBall last year. He has to be making enough money to support a wife or live in his own house. I'm not trying to make Randy the butt of the tired old jokes that J and J repeat over and over. I'm more curious about what his real story is.

Another question: why does Rick stick around the morning show? He barely gets any air time, yet seems to have so much potential.

TX

[Whiskers]

hahaha! You make me laugh!!! hahaha "well oiled machine" oiled with what? Chunky Peanut Butter?? so you're trying to tell us that all across the US radio stations are planning to talk about disgusting staph infections on your scalp, your kid using glue stick as chap stick, finding a knife in a box, going to a foreign country and giving out water colors, going to AA? Need I go on? I realize the bits about being broke, Tradio, do stuff to Randy etc. and other stupid stuff is fake- but it seems to be the real stuff that gives us the ammunition to mock them. Like "they all know me at the Mickey D's by my pilates studio" that I believe and don't think radio stations in Montana are using it.
ps Whiskers I definitely think you have something to do with 100.7 you are their biggest cheerleader.

Boris, You Rock- "Horse Double" hahahahaha

As I said before "Their format is used on other shows throughout the United States....they just try to personalize it a little and we all fall for it as being factual."

I am talking format. It's all part of their gig. And no....I have nothing to do with Jack FM. I just recognized something that is entertaining on Jack FM and J&J are no longer entertaining.

[listener13]

Listener13:"Whinney!" LOL!! (anyone remember the horse sound effect from Young Frankenstein? whenever anyone mentioned the Frau's name?)

Yes! Frau Bleuker!

[listener13]

And no....I have nothing to do with Jack FM. I just recognized something that is entertaining on Jack FM and J&J are no longer entertaining.

Whiskers: I think you're onto something....maybe Clear Channel should fire the whole J&J morning show and replace them with barnyard animals??? Monkeys have SO been done.

[Ritchie]

I haven't been listening much to any radio in the morning, so forgive me if I am bringing up old news. Why hasn't Randy gotten engaged? He's still dating his longtime girlfriend isn't he? I only vaguely remember seeing her picture at JingleBall last year. He has to be making enough money to support a wife or live in his own house. I'm not trying to make Randy the butt of the tired old jokes that J and J repeat over and over. I'm more curious about what his real story is.

Another question: why does Rick stick around the morning show? He barely gets any air time, yet seems to have so much potential.

TX


Maybe he doesn't want to get married. Not all men want to get married and are happy just dating or being in a long term relationship.

With divorce rates being what they are, maybe Randy is just being cautious.

Sure he's making enough to support a wife so maybe he doesn't want to lose half of that in a divorce.

On another note, I'm listening to the show this morning and it took me a while to realize why it wasn't as annoying as usual. Laura is out "sick". She must of had quite a time over the weekend.

[Wabbitsd]

Laura's out sick?

Wow...anyone hear if they had to put down a horse at Del Mar over the weekend?

[Whiskers]

Whiskers: I think you're onto something....maybe Clear Channel should fire the whole J&J morning show and replace them with barnyard animals??? Monkeys have SO been done.


Regardless....J&J's ratings have gone down and Clear Channel doesn't like that.

[sameome]

Maybe he doesn't want to get married. Not all men want to get married and are happy just dating or being in a long term relationship.

With divorce rates being what they are, maybe Randy is just being cautious.

Sure he's making enough to support a wife so maybe he doesn't want to lose half of that in a divorce.

On another note, I'm listening to the show this morning and it took me a while to realize why it wasn't as annoying as usual. Laura is out "sick". She must of had quite a time over the weekend.


I thought I heard her during the 2 minutes I tuned in on the way to work. Still, the show stunk, it sounded like they were talking about good-looking local newsmen and newswomen. I can't believe Jeff kept saying so and so newsmen were good-looking. I thought guys don't judge guys.

[Whiskers]

I thought I heard her during the 2 minutes I tuned in on the way to work. Still, the show stunk, it sounded like they were talking about good-looking local newsmen and newswomen. I can't believe Jeff kept saying so and so newsmen were good-looking. I thought guys don't judge guys.


He's probably envious of the guys that have hair.

[YoungAmerican]

From Tommy's camera phone: ?????



http://www.littletommy.textamerica.com/?r=5203871

[just a girl]

Whiskers... I think you have the hair thing right! I saw Jeff and Kristin at the delmar fair and his hair looked like cotton candy. Now, you know that he could at least get a good rug, some Plugs in T.J., or going bald would be better. These people make so much money and want us to think they are poor. Note to Jeff, no more kids...it is not fair to torture them with your bozo hair!

[Texasgirl]

From Tommy's camera phone: ?????



http://www.littletommy.textamerica.com/?r=5203871

If you go to the top of the pic, there is a link to read Tommy's profile and diary. You have to sign up with Text America to read it. Has anyone done that and read what he wrote? I am curious, but didn't want to open up another new account.

I certainly do feel bad for Jeff and Tommy's kids. They are old enough to hear what their parents are talking about on the air, and I they are probably given grief by other kids. Plus, I am sure they are computer savvy, too. I mean I would be proud of a dad who deals with a crying baby on a plane by drinking himself into a stupor. Wouldn't you?

TX

[sameome]

From Tommy's camera phone: ?????



http://www.littletommy.textamerica.com/?r=5203871

I am guess those were Laura Cain's legs.

[JesseeezMom]

Yeah for Rick! He is leaving the show to host his own show at night.

Jeff totally lied. He told Jr.Seau that they played the WHOLE interview, he even embellished with "We played your whole thing from start to finish". When in actuality they said "oh this goes on for quite awhile, we'll just stop it now"
Liar liar pants on fire

Laura is an idiot, Jealous about Rick, Jealous about the listener who got on as an extra.
Wake up and smell the karma Laura.

[sameome]

Yeah for Rick! He is leaving the show to host his own show at night.

Rick is finally cutting off the cancerous gang. Way to go.

[Whiskers]

Rick is finally cutting off the cancerous gang. Way to go.


Guess this means that Jason Kane is history????

[Ritchie]

Rick is finally cutting off the cancerous gang. Way to go.

I tuned in late and the first thing I heard was Laura's voice. What a way to start my day. I guess her "sick" hangover couldn't last forever.

Rick seems to be the most stable of the group. I hope he does well.

I did manage to hear the last bit where someone called in about people using their celebrity status to cut in line. Didn't Jer do that at Starbucks?

[boris85]

Yeah for Rick! He is leaving the show to host his own show at night.

Jeff totally lied. He told Jr.Seau that they played the WHOLE interview, he even embellished with "We played your whole thing from start to finish". When in actuality they said "oh this goes on for quite awhile, we'll just stop it now"
Liar liar pants on fire

Laura is an idiot, Jealous about Rick, Jealous about the listener who got on as an extra.
Wake up and smell the karma Laura.

You're one of my favorite posters. You have solved the equation that has baffled mathematicians for centuries: [(Laura + sick) - sobriety / the number of days sober + (the number of AAA meetings X the number of empty bottles buried in the backyard)]= Laura had a hang over. She's always "sick" after vacations or trips. It's call dedication folks - dedication to slacking that is.

It made me sick when Jeff was gushing over Seau this morning. Yes he lied and did not play the entire interview. Then, he started freaking out over the fact that he had turned his retirement press conference into an opportunity to preach religious. Actually, Jeff has a lot in common with Junior - well, maybe just one thing - they both defied the Bible and divorced their wives and left a broken family behind. I think it makes Jeff feel better to know there are others out there like him.

They were making such a big deal this morning that Charlie actually used some manners and paid attention to the blind guy that brought him a box of pirate items. Actually, I think Charlie is just starved for attention and desires to be around someone who is stable and reliable. And he should be using good manners everyday, so it shouldn't be that big of a deal.

[sameome]

. Actually, Jeff has a lot in common with Junior - well, maybe just one thing - they both defied the Bible and divorced their wives and left a broken family behind. I think it makes Jeff feel better to know there are others out there like him.

They were making such a big deal this morning that Charlie actually used some manners and paid attention to the blind guy that brought him a box of pirate items. Actually, I think Charlie is just starved for attention and desires to be around someone who is stable and reliable. And he should be using good manners everyday, so it shouldn't be that big of a deal.

When did Junior divorce the wife? That was new to me.

Exactly, kids should use good manners everyday.

[Wabbitsd]

"they both defied the Bible and divorced their wives and left a broken family behind."

I don't know if that is fair to say about either of them. Did they divorce their wives, or did their wives divorce them?

I don't know either of these two well enough to judge, but I think Jeff has taken at least a 50% or more interest in his kids. I don't feel he has abandoned any of them.

[boris85]

"they both defied the Bible and divorced their wives and left a broken family behind."

I don't know if that is fair to say about either of them. Did they divorce their wives, or did their wives divorce them?

I don't know either of these two well enough to judge, but I think Jeff has taken at least a 50% or more interest in his kids. I don't feel he has abandoned any of them.

Take a look at Jeff and tell me who left who. One can take the smell of toupee glue for just so long! Nina was sick of finding his rug around the house and having his fake orange tan rub off on everything. Plus, the guy pees sitting down. Remember, Nina was his second wife - he'd already had a fmily with kids before her. He left them on the back burner when he got his "new" kids. He talks about them all of the time, but rarely mentions his first batch of seedlings. Jeff spends a lot if time trying to impress Mark, Laura, and Elizabeth. He tries so hard to be cool and to be their friend, rather than a faher figure.

With regard to Seau - I've heard that he was "tackling" some ladies other than his wife - don't know if it's true though.

[arose]

Yeah for Rick! He is leaving the show to host his own show at night

Tell me more! Still @ Star94.1? What times?

[Wabbitsd]

I just recall some stories about his first wife...very few, though. I have to give him some credit for not airing dirty laundry about those things.
Ok, I see I have a soft spot for Jeff, even with the toupee. I get that he struggles with his spiritual side...not just religious, but doing the right thing.

I do get the sense that he does a good job with his kids. But that may be my bias. Then again, a guy who pees sitting down isn't going to leave the seat up, which has been an issue with the guys I have known.

arose...I think Rick is going to be 6 to 10 pm...weekdays.

[sameome]

Yeah for Rick! He is leaving the show to host his own show at night

Tell me more! Still @ Star94.1? What times?

Starting either tomorrow or Thursday night. 6 to 8 or 10.. this part I am not sure.

[rotodani]

"they both defied the Bible and divorced their wives and left a broken family behind."

I don't know if that is fair to say about either of them. Did they divorce their wives, or did their wives divorce them?

I don't know either of these two well enough to judge, but I think Jeff has taken at least a 50% or more interest in his kids. I don't feel he has abandoned any of them.

Seau is/was a player. Has a kid w/ college sweetheart, married a different gal, got caught cheating . . . divorced. I believe it was the other way around for Jeff - she cheated.

[arose]

arose...I think Rick is going to be 6 to 10 pm...weekdaysStarting either tomorrow or Thursday night. 6 to 8 or 10.. this part I am not sure

Wow, so soon??? But how wonderful.
Thanks Wabbit & Same
Lisa :)

[Ritchie]

Laura bugs me.

Just thought I'd get that out for today.

[Wabbitsd]

LOL, Ritchie.

Thank you for that public service. The others of us don't have to do all that typing now...you covered it for us.:cheers:

[JesseeezMom]

It's quiet here today, is it because we didn't have enough ammunition without Jeff? J/K
Did they say where Jeff was? Oh I know it's the third Wednesday of the month, it's bikini wax.:wow: Duh!
I don't see that Jer has any room to be calling Farrah Fawcett FUG, I think he needs to look in the mirror.
I was very impressed with their multi-tasking skills of playing commercials while they were talking.
Oh and their amazing phone skills " hello?, hello? can you hear me now? hello? hello? can you hear me now?"

I hope Rick makes a lot more money because it's all very clear who was really running the show. They mentioned the other day that Rick created the Cracky Bit.:wavey2:

Thanks Boris- You make me laugh too:cheers:

[boris85]

It's quiet here today, is it because we didn't have enough ammunition without Jeff? J/K
Did they say where Jeff was? Oh I know it's the third Wednesday of the month, it's bikini wax.:wow: Duh!
I don't see that Jer has any room to be calling Farrah Fawcett FUG, I think he needs to look in the mirror.
I was very impressed with their multi-tasking skills of playing commercials while they were talking.
Oh and their amazing phone skills " hello?, hello? can you hear me now? hello? hello? can you hear me now?"

I hope Rick makes a lot more money because it's all very clear who was really running the show. They mentioned the other day that Rick created the Cracky Bit.:wavey2:

Thanks Boris- You make me laugh too:cheers:

De nada. Yes, where was Jeff today? Maybe he ran out of the rubber cement he used to attach his toupee and was house-bound as a result. I agree with you about Jer. He is one ugly man - or “manugly,” as I like to say. And I'm not just talking about his looks either. His self-centered and selfish inner qualities play a big role in this determination. I think it's funny that he tries so hard to be like Frank Sinatra and Jerry Lewis - a dead, wannabe mobster, outdated signer with an overrated voice, and a pompous, arrogant, has-been, who uses his cheesy telethon for disabled kids as a stage to try and hold onto the spotlight a little longer. In my opinion, couples who never have children and are obsessed with cats are odd - very odd indeed. Maybe they've never had kids because Pam is really a man?

[boris85]

Well, the chunky monkey herself - aka - the white Gary Coleman - has failed to live up to the challenge. Insert Arnold Schwarzenegger clip: "It's not a tumor..." I called Kristen out, loud and clear, to give us some proof, any proof, that it was really her on these boards. Silence was the answer. Not even Jeff could produce the balls - or even crazy glue some cotton balls between his legs - and waddle out to defend his plump southern bell. Maybe she is too busy as the spokeswoman for Little Debby cakes. Hmmm Hmmm - good and fattening....:bandit:

[Ritchie]

It's quiet here today, is it because we didn't have enough ammunition without Jeff?

I tuned in for just a bit and they were talking about the different types of guys there are. Something about "video game guy" and "weekend golf guy" and the women were asked to call in and say which is the worst.

When did the show turn into Oprah, the View, and Lifetime all rolled into one.

Laura of course had to complain that her husband played golf.

They should of done the different types of women. Ones that only work half days, take naps all the time, and neglect the children. Laura's husband could of called in on that one.

[Smitty]

Jeff is probably off planning for his 3rd wedding next week in Tennessee. Sounds like it will be quite the shindig even for a 3rd wedding. I think the only thing they are missing is the University of Tennessee marching band.

[Texasgirl]

It's quiet here today, is it because we didn't have enough ammunition without Jeff? J/K
Did they say where Jeff was? Oh I know it's the third Wednesday of the month, it's bikini wax.:wow: Duh!

Gee, thanks for that mental picture. Good thing I wasn't eating...

TX

[Smitty]

Now where is Jerry today? Everyday this week 1 member of the showgram has been taking a day off. Tomorrow it's Randy or Tommy's turn.

[Wabbitsd]

Maybe they each have a one full day appointment with a Radio Personality Resume expert...just in case.

[apossible]

Now where is Jerry today? Everyday this week 1 member of the showgram has been taking a day off. Tomorrow it's Randy or Tommy's turn.

Seems like today on J&J (minus Jer today) is family day. Mark is with his dad, Jef and oh now Kristen is on. Jef dragged her out of her Pilates class to shed some light on the stupid "jingles" bit. How clever they aren't.

I am almost embarrased to say this, but today it finally hit home to me just how ignorant Laura is. She cannont hold an intellectual conversation. She did not want to say why she thinks it is a good idea that Mel Gibson doesn't check into rehab, but that he does his "therapy" his own way. Laura agreed with that idea, cos she hasn't dealt with her own drinking problem and I'm sure is "above" checking into rehab and thinks she can do it on her own. Uh obviously that isn't working. When I listen to other female DJ's on other stations, I get intelligence. But then Laura does fit in with the lame show. It sure has sunk!!

[arose]

I listen to other female DJ's on other stations, I get intelligence

If you get 'intelligence' from other female DJ's on the radio then you haven't gone down to 101.5 and listened to Shelly! Dave is obviously the 'ringmaster' for that zoo!

[Wabbitsd]

Ack. I didn't realize they all had their families in there. I heard Jef's son talk about how dull Dad's house was, and that the neighborhood where Mom lived was better...that was awkward.

Jer probably is still trying to herd cats and get the house rabbits to cooperate and get in the car.

Question that is keeping me on the edge of my seat...will Kristin address the issues brought up on this forum? News at 11.

[boris85]

This just in - details on Jeff's wedding - first, the Duke boys will usher people to their seats, while Uncle Jesse plays the fiddle. Then Kristen's Grandfather (who also happens to be her brother, father, cousin, and son) will do the ceremony - wow!! – now that's some good old southern inbreeding. The, guests will indulge in possum stew, moonshine, gator cakes, cottonmouth curry (.e. snake soup) and other down home vittles. Then they will square dance the night away. Finally, when all is said and done - Jeff and Kristen will go to the inn down by the creek, put on their night shirts and night caps, and make uncoordinated love in the dark, musty smelling room by the light of a kerosene lamp. Hee-haw!:cheers:

[Smitty]

Has Jeff mentioned moving into his new house yet? I haven't been listening and might have missed it. Apparently he bought a new house that will accomodate Kristen as well as his kids and should be closing escrow on it any day now.

[Whiskers]

Seems like today on J&J (minus Jer today) is family day. Mark is with his dad, Jef and oh now Kristen is on. Jef dragged her out of her Pilates class to shed some light on the stupid "jingles" bit. How clever they aren't.

I am almost embarrased to say this, but today it finally hit home to me just how ignorant Laura is. She cannont hold an intellectual conversation. She did not want to say why she thinks it is a good idea that Mel Gibson doesn't check into rehab, but that he does his "therapy" his own way. Laura agreed with that idea, cos she hasn't dealt with her own drinking problem and I'm sure is "above" checking into rehab and thinks she can do it on her own. Uh obviously that isn't working. When I listen to other female DJ's on other stations, I get intelligence. But then Laura does fit in with the lame show. It sure has sunk!!


She sounds all stuffed up again....which must mean she is on the "juice" again.

[Whiskers]

I listen to other female DJ's on other stations, I get intelligence

If you get 'intelligence' from other female DJ's on the radio then you haven't gone down to 101.5 and listened to Shelly! Dave is obviously the 'ringmaster' for that zoo!

And Jen sounds really stupid on the afternoon show.

[boris85]

She sounds all stuffed up again....which must mean she is on the "juice" again.

Again?? She's never stopped. She's got an IV connecting her mouth to a bottle of special sauce. Laura is so self-involved, constantly looking for reassurance and praise. If she were still going to AA and still sober - she'd mention it constantly. Laura has issues - numerous people, including myself, have noted her drug and alcohol abuse, horrible parenting skills, selfish behavior, vanity (and she's a pretty down home ugly gal to be so into her looks), childish, still thinks she's in college behavior. It probably originates from the way she was raised. She has mentioned the fact that her parents slept in seprate rooms - very strange.

[Ritchie]

Laura is so self-involved, constantly looking for reassurance and praise. If she were still going to AA and still sober - she'd mention it constantly.

Once again Boris, you hit the nail on the head. She would be talking about it all the time and looking for attention.

Long time listeners help me out here. I don't remember Laura being so annoying way back in the day. Was it just that she didn't talk that much on the air back then?

I'm sure she was still annoying, but maybe the show was better then and it drowned out the annoyance.

[Whiskers]

Again?? She's never stopped. She's got an IV connecting her mouth to a bottle of special sauce. Laura is so self-involved, constantly looking for reassurance and praise. If she were still going to AA and still sober - she'd mention it constantly. Laura has issues - numerous people, including myself, have noted her drug and alcohol abuse, horrible parenting skills, selfish behavior, vanity (and she's a pretty down home ugly gal to be so into her looks), childish, still thinks she's in college behavior. It probably originates from the way she was raised. She has mentioned the fact that her parents slept in seprate rooms - very strange.


The older parents get....sleeping patterns are really affected. If it is not separate bedrooms, it is separate beds. So that is not all that strange.

[Whiskers]

De nada. Yes, where was Jeff today? Maybe he ran out of the rubber cement he used to attach his toupee and was house-bound as a result. I agree with you about Jer. He is one ugly man - or “manugly,” as I like to say. And I'm not just talking about his looks either. His self-centered and selfish inner qualities play a big role in this determination. I think it's funny that he tries so hard to be like Frank Sinatra and Jerry Lewis - a dead, wannabe mobster, outdated signer with an overrated voice, and a pompous, arrogant, has-been, who uses his cheesy telethon for disabled kids as a stage to try and hold onto the spotlight a little longer. In my opinion, couples who never have children and are obsessed with cats are odd - very odd indeed. Maybe they've never had kids because Pam is really a man?


Kids are great....as long as they are someone elses.

[Ritchie]

Her diary for the 15th mentions how she was sick in Chicago. Maybe she couldn't bring liquids on the plane, but she must of had quite a few once she got on, if you know what I mean.

Sounds like she slept it all off in the hotel room. And she wasn't too sick to fly back but she was too "sick" to come into work?

[boris85]

The older parents get....sleeping patterns are really affected. If it is not separate bedrooms, it is separate beds. So that is not all that strange.

Yes, but Laura has said it was this way her entire life, even when her parents were young.

[JesseeezMom]

They said Jerry went to visit family back east, They said yesterday that his mother is sick or something about a party for old people :shrug:
When I heard Kristen on the radio so ssssttttuuuupppidd.
She has to use GPS to find her way home from pilates thats across the street from her house, she is so very proud that she has jingles memorized. I was waiting for her to bust out with her "ABC song" and really show us how smart she is.
":sing: Now I know my ABC's next time won't you sing with me"

[YoungAmerican]

Ok, I know I really should not be so mean but poor Charlie, he has the face of an OLD MAN! Oh, wait, I guess it's really just the face (horseface) of his mother. I don't know what the rest of you think but I really don't think Dave is anything to write home about either. Poor kid. Look at those bags under his eyes! I think it must be all those late nights with mom watching Sex and the City reruns
:disa: http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/sunflower_charlie.jpg

[Wabbitsd]

I remember when she was first with them....no, she wasn't so annoying, and in fact, I kinda liked her. But she was kind of just an add on, and she knew it back then. Now, the diff is she thinks SHE is the show.I think right about the time she got pregnant was when she changed...she went through a phase of being really cranky, and that was why they had her take the preg. test on the air...Once she got the spotlight, she hasn't been able to let it go.

[boris85]

Ok, I know I really should not be so mean but poor Charlie, he has the face of an OLD MAN! Oh, wait, I guess it's really just the face (horseface) of his mother. I don't know what the rest of you think but I really don't think Dave is anything to write home about either. Poor kid. Look at those bags under his eyes! I think it must be all those late nights with mom watching Sex and the City reruns
:disa: http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/sunflower_charlie.jpg

Hey - it's not mean to say it like it is. Charlie looks like his mom - a purebred to say the least. Poor kid. But if you ad chocolate and chocolate - you're going to get a lot of chocolate - in other words - if Laura and Dave, who are both funny looking, have a kid, he's going to be very funny looking kid. It's like compound interest. I feel bad for Charlie though -neglected, forced to grow up too fast, a drunk for a mother, moving so much, having his mother steal his piggy bank money, etc.

[Ritchie]

Ok, I know I really should not be so mean but poor Charlie, he has the face of an OLD MAN! Oh, wait, I guess it's really just the face (horseface) of his mother. I don't know what the rest of you think but I really don't think Dave is anything to write home about either. Poor kid. Look at those bags under his eyes! I think it must be all those late nights with mom watching Sex and the City reruns
:disa:

Is his hair colored (frosted, highlights, whatever you call it)?

Isn't that weird for a young boy?

I wonder if he will ever know that he was an accident.

[boris85]

Is his hair colored (frosted, highlights, whatever you call it)?

Isn't that weird for a young boy?

I wonder if he will ever know that he was an accident.

Yes - it's colored. His mother is teaching him about vanity at a young age. I have to say - that's a horrible looking sunflower! The bugs are eating it, it's wilting. Looks like Laura's been giving it some of her TLC (i.e. Too Loaded to care!).

[arose]

And Jen sounds really stupid on the afternoon show.

Whiskers, you don't like Jen? I think she's really good but she and Michael don't seem to have any chemistry. They should've teamed Jen up with Rick. Now THAT would be worth sitting in traffic, for!

[boris85]

I like Jen. She's pretty cute, much better looking than Laura, and seems to be a good person. They should've given her Laura's job and sent laura to do deliveries for Little Penis, I mean Pepper, Deli.

[boris85]

This just in - Junior Seau - the one time Chargers legend is full of crap. He did not retire like he claimed so touchingly at his press conference - you know, the one Jeff gushed over. No, Junior just signed to play with the Patriots. Hmm...looks like money is more important than all those Christian values he mentioned, while managing to keep a straight face.

[sameome]

How old is Charlie again?


This just in - Junior Seau - the one time Chargers legend is full of crap. He did not retire like he claimed so touchingly at his press conference - you know, the one Jeff gushed over. No, Junior just signed to play with the Patriots. Hmm...looks like money is more important than all those Christian values he mentioned, while managing to keep a straight face.

Is that right?! With the press conference and everything...

[YoungAmerican]

http://http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/5883090

[Smitty]

This just in - Junior Seau - the one time Chargers legend is full of crap. He did not retire like he claimed so touchingly at his press conference - you know, the one Jeff gushed over. No, Junior just signed to play with the Patriots. Hmm...looks like money is more important than all those Christian values he mentioned, while managing to keep a straight face.

And like Jeff's THIRD wedding next weekend I'm sure Junior's SECOND retirement will be just as big of a deal as his first!

[JesseeezMom]

ooh YoungAmerican..I didn't say anything about Charlie, cause you know...poor little Charlie... his mouth kind of looks like something is wrong like he can't smile :agree:

Has anyone found anything online re: wedding?? It looks like they shut their kristenandjeff website down.

[sameome]

I didn't tune in, I was just channel surfing. During the 10 seconds, they were playing "American Got Talent". Why? Why? Why?
People liked the show would have watched already and people who didn't care for the show are not interested in listening to the replay.

[Wabbitsd]

boris...LOL! TLC!

[Smitty]

Laura talking about AA now. Sounds like she's still involved and trying to stay off the bottle.

[JesseeezMom]

Laura talking about AA now. Sounds like she's still involved and trying to stay off the bottle.
I don't get why she had the books hidden or that she was embarrassed that her daughter had the books. If she has announced on the radio that she goes to AA, I would think her nanny might know this information :rolleyes:

Laura bugs me

[cadetevon]

Laura bugs most all of us.

[boris85]

I don't get why she had the books hidden or that she was embarrassed that her daughter had the books. If she has announced on the radio that she goes to AA, I would think her nanny might know this information :rolleyes:

Laura bugs me

She's still a drunk. She tried to avoid giving specifics of her progress, where as before she couldn't stop talking about it. People involved in AA are not ashamed - they do not hide their books. They display them as reminders of their weakness. She hides them so she won't have to see them and recall her weakness while she pounds the booze.

When did the station become a day care center? Now Jeff has his daughter (also named Laura) at work and keeps making her talk on the microphone. She has voice like a man! Jeff kept talking to her about clothes and stuff - trying to seem cool - and naming all of the exoensive stores at which they shop.

Did I mention that Laura Cain is a drunk?:cheers:

[boris85]

boris...LOL! TLC!
You rock my Web world....:fro:

[Wabbitsd]

I think we need a sign up sheet for who gets to announce "Laura Bugs Me," each day. We might be in violation of the site's rules about repeating messages otherwise.

[boris85]

I think we need a sign up sheet for who gets to announce "Laura Bugs Me," each day. We might be in violation of the site's rules about repeating messages otherwise.

You must be joking. For God's sake my little cowboy, tell me you're joking. If this is serious, I have no other choice but to stick a full size head of cabbage down my throat and shoot coleslaw out my behind...:puke:

[boris85]

Hello friends - sad news - I have discover that Kristen really does have a brain tumor - it's a very rare kind called a hemorrhoid. I've seen her going into the Hemorrhoid Care Medical Clinic in the Clairemont area (http://www.hemorrhoid.net/). She wearing dark glasses and a big hat, and had a pillow duct taped to her bottom. The agony. Let us pray for her my friends. Let us fall to our knees and pray for our little southern umpa lumpa...:wavey2:

[boris85]

Here is a picture I took our Kristen outside of the hemorrhoid clinic:

http://web.utk.edu/~towen1/temp/ul1.jpg

[Ritchie]

If we have a sign up sheet for the "Laura bugs me" post, please book me for the entire month of September.

[YoungAmerican]

You guys are in FINE form today. Boris, you have me rolling on my office floor. Thanks for the laughs!

[boris85]

You guys are in FINE form today. Boris, you have me rolling on my office floor. Thanks for the laughs!

Just doing a pubic - I mean public - service. I'll be having a signing and personal appearance next week.

[boris85]

If we have a sign up sheet for the "Laura bugs me" post, please book me for the entire month of September.

Ladies and gentleman, please welcome Ritchie to the show. So Ritchie, what brings you to San Diego? What's the story of the personality we call Ritchie? What makes you tick? Did you have pets as a child? Are you secretly stalking Laura Cain? Are you Laura Cain?? Are you clinically insane?? Do you have jock itch? Are you a man of the cloth? Are you Catholic? Do you adjust yourself during confessions? Do you sneak drinks from the Holy water bowl? You can collect snail shells? Do you like to stuff tacos with oriental noodles? Do you procrastinate your decision to stop procrastinating? Do you pee sitting down and poop standing up? Do you find a morphed image of Oprah and Tom Selleck sexy? Do you can keep a pair of Oprah's big mama briefs discretely hidden in your sock drawer? Do you have penis envy? Do you envy people who have penis envy? Do you pretend that you're Mattlock? Do you constantly turn down the lights in your room and do Casey Kasem impressions? Did you shed a tear when they canceled the Facts of Life? Do you hope for a Facts of Life reunion special in which the girls are all lesbians working in Mrs. Garrett's whorehouse? Do you find Mrs. Garrett sexy? And finally, do you repeatedly take your sunglasses on and off while wearing a red wig so that people will think you're Lt. Horacio Kane of CSI Miami? Well, I feel like we know a little about you Ritchie. Thanks for being on the Boris show. Now for some commercial breaks (cut to commercial): "Hi I'm Laura Cane, you might remember from me days with the Jeff and Jer showgram. I'm hear to talk to you about Jack Daniels travel packs. They are so small you can take them anywhere, and sneak drinks when no one's looking. Best of all - it's odor free. So you can get trashed and won't have to worry about stinking like booze. Jack Daniels travel packs, good stuff. I'll be signing pictures under the tree next to the blue sleeping bag in Balboa Park on Saturday. Just give your dollar to my son Charlie - the one who rides in my shopping cart.":stupid:

[Ritchie]

Ladies and gentleman, please welcome Ritchie to the show.

Hey Boris! I'm a big fan. Long time listener, first time guest. Glad to be on the show.

Can I talk about how Laura is a joke and how if she never met the two J's she would be working for minimum wage somewhere.

[Texasgirl]

Hey Boris! I'm a big fan. Long time listener, first time guest. Glad to be on the show.

Can I talk about how Laura is a joke and how if she never met the two J's she would be working for minimum wage somewhere.

No minimum wage job for her. She would find a sugar daddy or a string of rich boyfriends. You know the kind. Blond, driving huge SUV's, fake tans and fingernails, big screen tv's, with empty refrigerators and credit card bills out the yahoo. Oh, wait, sounds like my husband's ex...

TX

[Whiskers]

Ok, I know I really should not be so mean but poor Charlie, he has the face of an OLD MAN! Oh, wait, I guess it's really just the face (horseface) of his mother. I don't know what the rest of you think but I really don't think Dave is anything to write home about either. Poor kid. Look at those bags under his eyes! I think it must be all those late nights with mom watching Sex and the City reruns
:disa: http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/page/sunflower_charlie.jpg

At least he doesn't have crooked toes.

[boris85]

At least he doesn't have crooked toes.

He looks like a Mad Magazine character.

[listener13]

At least he doesn't have crooked toes.

I was on vacation for a week, but it looks like I missed a lot of fun.....AND no return from Kristin. I think whoever posted that is full of CRAP - that wasn't Kristin. Whatever......

What's with the picture of this kid? That's Charlie? It would make sense to me if it were Kristin's kid (being backwater and all).....but this is a kid from So. California? What's up with that? The hair is right - but the rest of it???? Come on! I hear banjos playing in the background.

[boris85]

I was on vacation for a week, but it looks like I missed a lot of fun.....AND no return from Kristin. I think whoever posted that is full of CRAP - that wasn't Kristin. Whatever......

What's with the picture of this kid? That's Charlie? It would make sense to me if it were Kristin's kid (being backwater and all).....but this is a kid from So. California? What's up with that? The hair is right - but the rest of it???? Come on! I hear banjos playing in the background.

He took off his coon skin cap right before the picture was taken. He spent the afternoon runnin' mama's moonshine still and huntin' crawdad's in the sewer for evenin' stew. Some kids dream about getting on American Idol - Charlie dreams about being on He-Haw.

[Wabbitsd]

just to keep up the tradition....

"Laura bugs me."

[Ritchie]

just to keep up the tradition....

"Laura bugs me."

Thank's Wabbitsd. I was traveling today so I didn't get the chance to post that.

[SanDiegan]

My neighbor called Tommy the other day to ask if it was really Kristin that posted, and if what she posted was true... he said YES, it's true.

[Ritchie]

My neighbor called Tommy the other day to ask if it was really Kristin that posted, and if what she posted was true... he said YES, it's true.

Anyone here believe this "neighbor"?

If they won't say it on the air, why would Tommy confirm it when someone calls him?

Boris, any thoughts?

[arose]

Anyone here believe this "neighbor"?

If they won't say it on the air, why would Tommy confirm it when someone calls him?

Boris, any thoughts?

A lie like that makes no sense. Why would J&J bother to mention Kristen's situation on the air. Yes, they speak of personal matters but this is pretty serious...as in life and death.

[JesseeezMom]

Anyone here believe this "neighbor"?
If they won't say it on the air, why would Tommy confirm it when someone calls him?

I'm with you Ritchie.
Kind of fishy that "Kristen" posts once getting all dramatic, then disappears. A few weeks later a "friend" posts a statement to confirm "Kristen's" earlier post. Each of them only posting once.
I think we should keep track of how old the bits are that they use. I think they've been milking the ring at least a year.

[listener13]

He took off his coon skin cap right before the picture was taken. He spent the afternoon runnin' mama's moonshine still and huntin' crawdad's in the sewer for evenin' stew.

.....and then, after he finished all his chores, he was rewarded with a swim in the cement pond.

[listener13]

My neighbor called Tommy the other day to ask if it was really Kristin that posted, and if what she posted was true... he said YES, it's true.

.......I believe that your neighbor called Tommy......I also believe that your neighbor is Six Degrees of Separation from Kevin Bacon.

1) Your neighbor worked at the WalMart in Hillcrest
2) Hillcrest is known for its gay-friendly personality
3) Everyone knows that Gays love to decorate houses
4) Houses are in Malibu
5) Malibu is in California
6) Kevin Bacon LIVES in California

[SanDiegan]

That's fine, you guys can beleive anything you want. I don't know Kristen, and I have absolutely no stake in trying to convince you guys that it's true. If you choose to believe it's a sham, that's your choice.

I came to this thread originally because I agree with all of you... J&J no longer care about the show that they produce every day. We all come here to vent our frustrations at the fact that the show we used to like is a pathetic waste of time.

I would never listen to them again, except for the fact that a family member listens to them, and I have no choice, (until I leave in the morning, then I prefer Dave, Shelley and Chainsaw.)

Picking on people that choose to be "celebrities" is one thing... when they signed up to be a personality, they knew the negative aspects that come with fame. However, picking on a 'celebrity's kid, or someone that may be fighting a life -threatening sickness is just mean and spiteful.

I'm sorry I ever shared what my neighbor told me. I was just passing on something I heard. But if you don't beleive it, why not call Tommy yourself??

[YoungAmerican]

How did your "neighbor" find out about Kristen's supposed post here? If he read it himself, why didn't he post himself what Tommy said? If you told him, why didn't you call Tommy???

[sameome]

Why is she using fake voice when she does daily dirt.

[arose]

Picking on people that choose to be "celebrities" is one thing...
However, picking on a 'celebrity's kid, or someone that may be fighting a life -threatening sickness is just mean and spiteful.


Although I am still a J&J fan, I am in complete agreeance with 'SanDiegan' on this note. Well said!

And for those of you that are going to tell me..."if you are a J&J fan then this isn't the board for you", Thank you, but I already know that.

[Ritchie]

Picking on people that choose to be "celebrities" is one thing... when they signed up to be a personality, they knew the negative aspects that come with fame. However, picking on a 'celebrity's kid, or someone that may be fighting a life -threatening sickness is just mean and spiteful.

I agree that picking on a child may be taking it too far, but Laura chooses to bring that child into the spotlight with all her stories and posting photos on the site.

Also I think that we are picking on the way the child is being raised, which is a direct reflection on the parents.

I'm glad you agree with us, SanDiegan, that the show is very lame. However, we are being skeptical on the whole Kristin posting since there really has been no way for us to confirm it is really her.

Oh, and Laura bugs me.

[boris85]

I'm with you Ritchie.
Kind of fishy that "Kristen" posts once getting all dramatic, then disappears. A few weeks later a "friend" posts a statement to confirm "Kristen's" earlier post. Each of them only posting once.
I think we should keep track of how old the bits are that they use. I think they've been milking the ring at least a year.

There is no way it was Kristen. If it was Kristen, my third leg is 12 inches long - wait - it is twelve inches long. How about this: if it's true, Laura is smart and cute, or just one of the two. We've given Kristen a chance to respond, but she has not. They would've mentioned it on the air if she had a tumor. Jeff would've been crying and asking everyone to pray for her. Today, he was joking on the radio saying he had cancer during one of their bits. If Krustin the Clown had a brain tumor, there's no way he'd be joking about cancer. All Kristen has is an uncontrollable craving for Twinkies.

[Wabbitsd]

..would have the decency to at least come in and set us straight on the spelling of her name.

ditto on the LBM, too.

[boris85]

If Laura Cain had an intelligent thought but no one was around to witness it, would she really have had an intelligent thought?

[boris85]

How do we know that Krustin (aka Kristen) really exists? I propose that it's really Tommy in drag. Have we ever seen Tommy and Kristen in the same place at the same time? On a fresher note - Laura Cain has admitted numerous times on the radio that she wears a bra for a week straight without washing it. Dumb and stinky - a woman for the ages...

[YoungAmerican]

:disa: Anyone seen Tommy's latest camera phone pics?

http://imageserver1.textamerica.com/user.images.x/0/IMG_361100/_0820/T520060820155314689.jpg

[Smitty]

:disa: Anyone seen Tommy's latest camera phone pics?

http://imageserver1.textamerica.com/user.images.x/0/IMG_361100/_0820/T520060820155314689.jpg

Something tells me Star 94.1 may not want their logo on every one of Tommy's camera phone pics. I bet they'd say something to him if they saw this.

Personally I like this shot of Tommy's really FAT fingers.

http://imageserver1.textamerica.com/user.images.x/0/IMG_361100/_0818/T520060818071033691.jpg

[Ritchie]

Personally I like this shot of his FAT fingers.

http://imageserver1.textamerica.com/user.images.x/0/IMG_361100/_0818/T520060818071033691.jpg

Is that a manicure?

[Wabbitsd]

That is a manicure. ick. But at least he isn't biting his nails to the quick.

[Whiskers]

How do we know that Krustin (aka Kristen) really exists? I propose that it's really Tommy in drag. Have we ever seen Tommy and Kristen in the same place at the same time? On a fresher note - Laura Cain has admitted numerous times on the radio that she wears a bra for a week straight without washing it. Dumb and stinky - a woman for the ages...


Yes I saw them both at the Jeff & Jer Thank you Party.

[Whiskers]

Something tells me Star 94.1 may not want their logo on every one of Tommy's camera phone pics. I bet they'd say something to him if they saw this.

Personally I like this shot of Tommy's really FAT fingers.

http://imageserver1.textamerica.com/user.images.x/0/IMG_361100/_0818/T520060818071033691.jpg


You know what they say about hands a figures. Short fat fingers.....short fat Johnson.

[boris85]

Yes I saw them both at the Jeff & Jer Thank you Party.

You actually went to the thank you party? Troubling indeed. Do you recall the femmebots on the Six Million Dollar Man? I propose that Krusten is a femmebot. Once her grandpa baptizes her and Jeff in the swamp before the wedding, sparks will start flying...

[Whiskers]

You actually went to the thank you party? Troubling indeed. Do you recall the femmebots on the Six Million Dollar Man? I propose that Krusten is a femmebot. Once her grandpa baptizes her and Jeff in the swamp before the wedding, sparks will start flying...


I gather you were not fortunate enough to go and imbibe and party on! Kristen looked pretty much out of place...obviously didn't know anyone and was tagging along behind Jeff.

[MissThany]

I know how you guys love the Cracky bits, here is a website of the guy who thunk all that up.....and did quite a bit more work for J&J too.....

http://www.johnandsharon.com/soundboards/cracky.html

[JesseeezMom]

I know how you guys love the Cracky bits, here is a website of the guy who thunk all that up.....and did quite a bit more work for J&J too.....
Actually we can thank Rick Moorten for Cracky. It states on this website "Created by John H. Petereson USING sounds TAKEN from radio broadcasts of Star 100.7" This guy just made his own sound board of Cracky and the other people on the show.

How absolutely lame was Laura's outfit?? Seriously I thought she got it all from Goodwill until I clicked to the second page. She would've gotten cuter clothes at Goodwill for half the money.

Laura bugs me.:dead:

[listener13]

Laura bugs me.:dead:

I gather that Jeff is off to his "wedding hoedown" in Tennessee. Listening to Laura and Jerry this morning, I came to the realization that Jeff & Jer are going to retire in the very near future. Jerry was just phoning it in this morning - they CAN do a lot more with that show, they just CHOOSE not too. They just take their money and run each week. I mean really - they're always at some sort of freaking "DJ" boot camp thing - even if they're asleep, they've gotta pick up SOMETHING by osmosis, right?

I think they're out of here within the next 12-18 months. Tommy will be left "producing" the "All About Laura Show with Helper Boy Randy".

And honestly, it's time, don't you think? They haven't done anything new or imaginative since the "other" station (and even then, it was spotty). All we can hope is that the "Laura Show" will go the way of the "Afternoons with Mel" show, and they'll finally get rid of her nasally, self-promoting, "crisis of the day" ass and get someone FRESH (NOT Jen!) to turn that show around.

Just my two cents - I didn't hear this from my "neighbor" or "call Tommy". And please don't tell me to listen to Jack - I've tried Jack, it sucks too. Monique ain't all that.

[boris85]

Actually we can thank Rick Moorten for Cracky. It states on this website "Created by John H. Petereson USING sounds TAKEN from radio broadcasts of Star 100.7" This guy just made his own sound board of Cracky and the other people on the show.

How absolutely lame was Laura's outfit?? Seriously I thought she got it all from Goodwill until I clicked to the second page. She would've gotten cuter clothes at Goodwill for half the money.

Laura bugs me.:dead:

Well said! Laura's outfit is horrible. She's proud of it? She looks like to spent about $3.99 at the Punky Brewster reject store. Poor Dave. I bet he wishes he was that blind guy Mark who gave Charlie all that pirate stuff.

[Wabbitsd]

Has anyone caught Rick's show yet? I haven't heard him, but I usually am not listening past 5:30 (end of my drive time).

I'm grieving a little. You'd have thougth a few of us here would have gotten one of the hand-written on cardboard from the back of soda flats wedding invitations, wouldn't you?

[listener13]

Has anyone caught Rick's show yet? I haven't heard him, but I usually am not listening past 5:30 (end of my drive time).

I'm grieving a little. You'd have thougth a few of us here would have gotten one of the hand-written on cardboard from the back of soda flats wedding invitations, wouldn't you?

I just got mine - it was actually on the back of a Preparation H box, but it sure is "perdy"

[listener13]

On that same Cracky website (obviously, these people are friends of J&J), there's a soundbites page from Laura. I know you guys miss her when she's off the air, so here's 20 hours worth of enjoyment to fill that time each day.:puke:

http://www.johnandsharon.com/soundboards/talktostar.html

Oh, there's also the rest of the morning folks on there, as well. Hey, you can have the sound bites talk to each other, and can start your OWN J&J radio show.....hopefully, it'll be more entertaining than the current J&J show.:throw:

[Ritchie]

On that same Cracky website (obviously, these people are friends of J&J), there's a soundbites page from Laura. I know you guys miss her when she's off the air, so here's 20 hours worth of enjoyment to fill that time each day.:puke:

http://www.johnandsharon.com/soundboards/talktostar.html

Oh, there's also the rest of the morning folks on there, as well. Hey, you can have the sound bites talk to each other, and can start your OWN J&J radio show.....hopefully, it'll be more entertaining than the current J&J show.:throw:

I saw that site a long time ago. It was just some guy that listened to the show and decided to do all that work. I would rather invest my time in putting down the show instead of helping it.

Jer sucks big time when he is on the air alone. He even admits it. He's gone after the current contract. Laura is in trouble. She lives paycheck to paycheck. Once Jer is gone she really doesn't have much of a future.

Oh, and there was a bird outside my office window this morning. It was more entertaining than the current J&J show.

Laura bugs me.

[Smitty]

On that same Cracky website (obviously, these people are friends of J&J), there's a soundbites page from Laura. I know you guys miss her when she's off the air, so here's 20 hours worth of enjoyment to fill that time each day.:puke:

http://www.johnandsharon.com/soundboards/talktostar.html

Oh, there's also the rest of the morning folks on there, as well. Hey, you can have the sound bites talk to each other, and can start your OWN J&J radio show.....hopefully, it'll be more entertaining than the current J&J show.:throw:
It looks like the person who runs this site is reading this board. He changed the link to display a message for the board members to read. He then proceeded to rename the real link to the soundboards to:


http://www.johnandsharon.com/soundboards/original_talktostar.html

To the wise guy out there who did this, WELCOME TO THE BOARD!

[listener13]

Hey, John and Sharon - if you don't like what we're staying here, then don't read it (but the truth hurts, huh?) You're welcome to start your "We're so far up J&Js asses that we haven't seen the daylight in years" forum.

Board Members: Check this out...........
http://www.johnandsharon.com/soundboards/talktostar.html

Sweet, huh?

[boris85]

I find it interesting that Jer - one of Jeff's supposed best friends - is not attending the wedding. He's going to the American Idol concert instead. Obviously Jer can afford it in his wannabe Hugh Hefner grandeur. Laura is going - she probably milked a free trip out of someone. What about Randy and Tommy? I wonder if Krusten's dress is made out of potato sacks? I did hear that they are waling down the dirt path (aka aisle) to the theme song from Hee-Haw.:cheers:

[boris85]

I have to say that Laura makes it very easy to pick on her. Yet again, she has offered solid proof that she is a complete idiot. She is leaving at 12:30 this afternoon for her trip to hillbillyville. Has she packed, is she ready? Well, according to her diary - NO! She has to stay after the show, finish some commercials, and then head home to get ready. Loser! In her diary she also admits that she saw some guy from the MTV Laguna Beach show in the building for one of the other ClearChannel stations and ran up and assaulted him. Does she really think she's still in high school? That's a big part of her problem, I believe. :gle:

Finally, she thins she should get a mother of the year certificate for having Charlie's uniform and supplies ready for school on Monday. Attention Laura - that's not call being a mother of the year - that's called being a mother - something good parents do everyday...:stupid:

[JesseeezMom]

I have to say a BIG THANK YOU to the johnandsharon website. I totally laughed out loud when I clicked to see the BIG Eff Off Haters! hahahahaha! that made me laugh. How old is he? 13 ??
My guess is John is Jeff's secret boyfriend that's why he got so mad at us for making fun of his lover. Krusten is just Jeff's beard. Imagine all the ammunition that we'll be getting when they post wedding pictures on the website woohoo!
Oh Laura was on tv to talk about decorating dorm rooms, all she did was talk about herself, meeting Dave and then at the end they showed the rooms the IKEA decorated, not Laura. I don't get why they put her on. My rat terrier has more personality in her little knubby tail and is waaaay cuter to boot!:love2:

[listener13]

I find it interesting that Jer - one of Jeff's supposed best friends - is not attending the wedding. He's going to the American Idol concert instead. Obviously Jer can afford it in his wannabe Hugh Hefner grandeur. Laura is going - she probably milked a free trip out of someone. What about Randy and Tommy? I wonder if Krusten's dress is made out of potato sacks? I did hear that they are waling down the dirt path (aka aisle) to the theme song from Hee-Haw.:cheers:

Jer only travels to places you need a passport for, silly.

[listener13]

I have to say a BIG THANK YOU to the johnandsharon website. I totally laughed out loud when I clicked to see the BIG Eff Off Haters! hahahahaha! that made me laugh. How old is he? 13 ??


Looks like they pulled that page off....guess they had to wait until Social Studies class was over........

[boris85]

Jer only travels to places you need a passport for, silly.

Yah, but they have moonshine in the old smokies...:cheers:

[boris85]

I have to say a BIG THANK YOU to the johnandsharon website. I totally laughed out loud when I clicked to see the BIG Eff Off Haters! hahahahaha! that made me laugh. How old is he? 13 ??
My guess is John is Jeff's secret boyfriend that's why he got so mad at us for making fun of his lover. Krusten is just Jeff's beard. Imagine all the ammunition that we'll be getting when they post wedding pictures on the website woohoo!
Oh Laura was on tv to talk about decorating dorm rooms, all she did was talk about herself, meeting Dave and then at the end they showed the rooms the IKEA decorated, not Laura. I don't get why they put her on. My rat terrier has more personality in her little knubby tail and is waaaay cuter to boot!:love2:

If I were Jeff and Jer - I'd file for a restraining order. This is obviously an obsessed fan. Scary! Did you read the part on his page where he wrote about going into the studio and meeting everyone? Apparently, Randy, Laura, Rick, Tommy, were nice. Jeff was apparently VERY nice (hmmm... is love blooming, mano-a-mano style :| ? But Jer was a jerk - didn't even acknowledge him. The guy was offended by Jer's rudeness.

[Ritchie]

If I were Jeff and Jer - I'd file for a restraining order. This is obviously an obsessed fan. Scary! Did you read the part on his page where he wrote about going into the studio and meeting everyone? Apparently, Randy, Laura, Rick, Tommy, were nice. Jeff was apparently VERY nice (hmmm... is love blooming, mano-a-mano style :| ? But Jer was a jerk - didn't even acknowledge him. The guy was offended by Jer's rudeness.

I've read it here before that Jer is rude and believes most people below him.

I think this guy must not of been around during the other, other, other station days or he would realize how much the show has sunk.

Once again, Boris is right on the mark!

Laura bugs me.

[Smitty]

Looks like Jeff and Kristin went through with the wedding. Here's a photo of Jeff's first dance for the THIRD TIME with his new wife.

http://imageserver1.textamerica.com/user.images.x/0/IMG_361100/_0826/T520060826184118879.jpg

[Ritchie]

Looks like Jeff and Kristin went through with the wedding. Here's a photo of Jeff's first dance for the THIRD TIME with his new wife.

I'm sure we'll hear all about the wedding on Monday morning since it will be the Jer and Laura show. Oh wait, Laura may be "sick" again.

Okay, time for a poll. What will last longer, Jeff's marriage or Jer's time on the air before he retires?

[Ritchie]

Can someone tell me when the show became the Entourage network?

It seems every time I tune it that's all they talk about. Same thing when Idol is on. That's all they talk about.

Someone should tell the show that we all don't have HBO so we really have no idea what they are talking about.

[Smitty]

Sounds like Jeff really came through on his promise of coming into work today just 2 days after his wedding. Over a month ago he made a big deal about how he was going to be getting married on Saturday and coming right back into work on Monday. I believe he took up 30 minutes of the showgram just repeating this. Well, it's the Monday after so where's Jeff? Could a woman 20 years his junior tire him out to the point he can't come into work?

Personally I like how Jerry, Jeff's friend and colleague for 30 years, chose to go to American Idol over Jeff's wedding. This is the same Jerry who has far more miles in a plane over his life than a car.

[Ritchie]

I spoke too soon about the American Idol stuff. Jer has been going for over half an hour on it.

Did anyone else hear the message that Jer left for Laura. First he tells her he can't believe she doesn't have her own cell phone and that she has to use the dirt line.

Second he tells her something about Entourage!

Guys, there is more to talk about than Idol and Entourage.

And Laura, buy your own cell phone.

Laura really bugs me.

[JesseeezMom]

Jer didn't go to his partner's wedding. Is it because he doesn't like Krusten or because he doesn't like Jeff?
Charlie doesn't like Jer.:fro:

Did you hear Tommy say that he too was against them getting married...until he realized how happy Jeff was ~yada yada.

Krusten doesn't look like she has brain cancer- she'd either be much fatter because of meds or much thinner because of chemo. I think she just got fat and blamed it on sickness when in reality she just needed to cut back on the sweet tea and deep fried twinkies and increase the amount of time in the gym.

[apossible]

The whole show this morning has been about American Idol and Jef's wedding. Of course, Jef would have to call in several times. Needy. Did I say Needy. Laura is so ignorant in not knowing great bands. How long has she been working in the "radio" world? Hmmmm....

Laura bugs me too.
Jef bugs me too.
Jer bugs me too.:dead:

[Susu]

It has probably been a year or more since I've been on this board, but I have to ask--Why wasn't Jerry at Jeff's wedding?? Maybe I missed the part of the show where he explained why he wasn't there, but it doesn't make any sense. Does anyone know ??

[sameome]

It has probably been a year or more since I've been on this board, but I have to ask--Why wasn't Jerry at Jeff's wedding?? Maybe I missed the part of the show where he explained why he wasn't there, but it doesn't make any sense. Does anyone know ??
Because he went to American Idol concert!!!

[crutnacker]

I have a friend of Kristen's since high school, and Googled to see if she did indeed get married. Wound up on this thread. Since I don't live in San Diego, I have no idea who Jeff and Jer are, but I was wondering why there seems to be so much contempt for her on here.

[Ritchie]

I have a friend of Kristen's since high school, and Googled to see if she did indeed get married. Wound up on this thread. Since I don't live in San Diego, I have no idea who Jeff and Jer are, but I was wondering why there seems to be so much contempt for her on here.

Hey crutnacker, your story doesn't hold water. I don't buy it.

Boris, why don't you take this one and expose crutnacker as the fake they are.

[crutnacker]

Not sure why you don't believe me, but even if you don't, can you answer the question? I haven't heard from her since last Christmas, and was just verifying via Google that she had married.

[JesseeezMom]

I have a friend of Kristen's since high school, and Googled to see if she did indeed get married. Wound up on this thread.
uuhhhh....who does that?

[listener13]

I have a friend of Kristen's since high school, and Googled to see if she did indeed get married. Wound up on this thread. Since I don't live in San Diego, I have no idea who Jeff and Jer are, but I was wondering why there seems to be so much contempt for her on here.

Wow, you must have been up all night reading, because the only post on this forum with Kristin's full name is on page 3 - and we're now on page 73. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................also, it must have been hard for you to find her on Google, when you're spelling her name wrong.

[apossible]

Wow, you must have been up all night reading, because the only post on this forum with Kristin's full name is on page 3 - and we're now on page 73. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.................also, it must have been hard for you to find her on Google, when you're spelling her name wrong.


Gee, if you were really her friend, I would think you would get the info you want from some of her "other" friends, rather than coming on this website looking for her and answers. Hey, maybe you have been in the Tennessee hills too long. I don't think you are for real. Go take a hike. A long, back hills, banjo thumping, hike.

[JesseeezMom]

Is today's show a repeat? Are they sponsored by the sleep center or what? I have never met anyone with sleep problems- have you? It's like he's saying if you are a stuck-up butt head it's not YOU, you are just sleep deprived. Sorry Jerry, you're still a stuck-up butt head, you just think you're well rested.

I'm way past the point of listening to something else and reading updates. This board is so much funnier than the show.

Let's guess the next segment... It will be Jeff explaining the benefits of buying a Dyson vacum, "oh the hepa filter has changed my life" "it's such an efficient tool, Dyson has improved my marriage"

[YoungAmerican]

Let's guess the next segment... It will be Jeff explaining the benefits of buying a Dyson vacum, "oh the hepa filter has changed my life" "it's such an efficient tool, Dyson has improved my marriage"

LOL. :ptlaugh: Yep, that WOULD probably improve his marriage! I heard alot of good christians don't do the things that vacuums can do!! (haha, sorry, I couldn't pass up the bait):gle:

[apossible]

I am a fool for punishment. I tuned into Jer and Laura this mornin just cos. Well, they are now repeating what they already talked about earlier. Housewives being there for their husbands. The little apron and heels. Hmmmmm.... Way over Laura's head. Once again, they have no material. Therefore, they have to resort to playing the first half of the show all over again. How lame. I am so glad I can get Satellite radio at my job.

And you all know that when Jef gets back, we are going to have to hear all about the wedding. Over and over and over again. The only good thing about all that, is it will make for good reading on this website. Makes my day.

[listener13]

When I was driving in to work this morning, Jer was reading from Oprah Magazine. It's official - they're out of stuff to do on the radio. If I wanted someone to read to me, I'd but an audio book from audible.com.

But, I guess someone has to be the "chick" while Jeff is off at his wedding hoedown.

Oh, did I mention - Laura bugs me.

[listener13]

Gee, if you were really her friend, I would think you would get the info you want from some of her "other" friends, rather than coming on this website looking for her and answers. Hey, maybe you have been in the Tennessee hills too long. I don't think you are for real. Go take a hike. A long, back hills, banjo thumping, hike.

Hey, what's with all the "posers" coming on this site, pretending to be someone else. Look - if you are with the showgram, just admit it. And, maybe you should READ some of the thing we're saying and LEARN from it. Or, maybe Jer could waste some more air time by reading the posts from this forum tomorrow instead of reading to us from Oprah Magazine.

[Susu]

Why is everyone on this web site so angry ???

[JesseeezMom]

Why is everyone on this web site so angry ???
Angry?? I'm not angry?? Why do you think we're angry??
Because we make fun of their lame a$$ show?
That's how we roll.
The show must be angry too the way they were making fun of Tara Reid.

You know who bugs me:dead:

[Whiskers]

I am a fool for punishment. I tuned into Jer and Laura this mornin just cos. Well, they are now repeating what they already talked about earlier. Housewives being there for their husbands. The little apron and heels. Hmmmmm.... Way over Laura's head. Once again, they have no material. Therefore, they have to resort to playing the first half of the show all over again. How lame. I am so glad I can get Satellite radio at my job.

And you all know that when Jef gets back, we are going to have to hear all about the wedding. Over and over and over again. The only good thing about all that, is it will make for good reading on this website. Makes my day.


Jer read this same article on the air months ago....or was this a repeat?

[boris85]

Jer didn't go to his partner's wedding. Is it because he doesn't like Krusten or because he doesn't like Jeff?
Charlie doesn't like Jer.:fro:

Did you hear Tommy say that he too was against them getting married...until he realized how happy Jeff was ~yada yada.

Krusten doesn't look like she has brain cancer- she'd either be much fatter because of meds or much thinner because of chemo. I think she just got fat and blamed it on sickness when in reality she just needed to cut back on the sweet tea and deep fried twinkies and increase the amount of time in the gym.

She's just in the middle because of the Twinkies - in other words - she's like a mid-sized car.

[boris85]

Hey crutnacker, your story doesn't hold water. I don't buy it.

Boris, why don't you take this one and expose crutnacker as the fake they are.

F-A-K-E. Crutnacker is none other than buttcracker. If you are really who you say you are - you would know all about Jeff and Jer and you would've been invited to the wedding to partake of swamp vittles and moonshine. Why don't you call in to the show and talk to Kristen on the air. It will be like a Dukes of Hazzard reunion special.

[boris85]

Is today's show a repeat? Are they sponsored by the sleep center or what? I have never met anyone with sleep problems- have you? It's like he's saying if you are a stuck-up butt head it's not YOU, you are just sleep deprived. Sorry Jerry, you're still a stuck-up butt head, you just think you're well rested.

I'm way past the point of listening to something else and reading updates. This board is so much funnier than the show.

Let's guess the next segment... It will be Jeff explaining the benefits of buying a Dyson vacum, "oh the hepa filter has changed my life" "it's such an efficient tool, Dyson has improved my marriage"

I think it was a repeat. They replayed the same very long segment about Jer's sleeping problem. He is so self-centered it makes me sick. I can't believe her actually sat in his car and called Pam crying because he had to wear a sleep mask. He shoudl have Pam wear one too - it would do a great job of hiding her turkey neck and leather skin.

[Wabbitsd]

Hey, cracknutforbrains (I can't spell, sorry), I was hoping to get some hints on googling good friends of mine from high school who haven't wanted to give me their current phone numbers...does this searching through websites work? So, does your method only work for those close friends you don't talk to for ages, or does it work for people you want to pretend you are?

Laura bugs me. I wasn't sure if we have used up our quota today or not.

[listener13]

Why is everyone on this web site so angry ???

Obviously, you're not listening to the show.....and as far as Jerry and his sleep problems - I don't get it.....doesn't he have at least 20 hours a day of free time? Jeez - I'd be able to at least get 10 good hours.

Oh, and Laura bugs me.

[Ritchie]

Well, they are now repeating what they already talked about earlier. Housewives being there for their husbands. The little apron and heels. Hmmmmm.... Way over Laura's head. Once again, they have no material. Therefore, they have to resort to playing the first half of the show all over again. How lame. I am so glad I can get Satellite radio at my job.

I always think it's funny when they repeat something that they had already talked about months ago and the others act like they never heard about it.

Also I think it's real funny how Jer is easily tricked by fake stuff on the internet.

[SanDiegan]

Also I think it's real funny how Jer is easily tricked by fake stuff on the internet.

That is one of my biggest pet peeves! I can't stand it when they read email "warnings" on the air, when they are totally bogus. I emailed the showgram one time to tell them to check out www.snopes.com before they read anything like that again, because it only makes them look gullible and ignorant. But of course they didn't pay attention.

[crutnacker]

Actually, I was 100% serious. It just seems as though people have to have a lot of time on their hands if they...


Listen to a morning show they hate
Bash the girlfriend of the morning show they hate
Post about it on a website


I've known Kristen for close to 20 years, and she's a sweet, smart, and funny person who lived in several places before settling in Tennesee. It seems as though if you truly dislike her husband, you'd either stop listening, or take it out on him, not her.

[Ritchie]

Actually, I was 100% serious. It just seems as though people have to have a lot of time on their hands if they...


Listen to a morning show they hate
Bash the girlfriend of the morning show they hate
Post about it on a website


I've known Kristen for close to 20 years, and she's a sweet, smart, and funny person who lived in several places before settling in Tennesee. It seems as though if you truly dislike her husband, you'd either stop listening, or take it out on him, not her.

I thought you didn't know who Jeff or Jer were.

Kristen's husband decided to bring her out in the public by talking about her and posting pictures. If he hadn't done that then we wouldn't be talking about her.

You obviously have time on your hands to post on a web site after doing google searches for someone you've known for 20 years yet didn't know if she was married or not. Why would you even have to google someone you've known that long?

And I would figure you would be more concerned about the "tumor" she has rather than what we are saying about her here.

Laura bugs me.

[Ritchie]

That is one of my biggest pet peeves! I can't stand it when they read email "warnings" on the air, when they are totally bogus. I emailed the showgram one time to tell them to check out www.snopes.com before they read anything like that again, because it only makes them look gullible and ignorant. But of course they didn't pay attention.

They do it all the time. I doubt they care since it helps fill up air time.

Also if you haven't heard of www.fark.com, check it out. You'll be able to read the news scoops a week before Laura talks about it on the show.

[Wabbitsd]

Good lord, you've known her for 20 years, and yet you are trying to find her by searching the internet with her incorrectly spelled name? I hate to tell you this, I think she may be avoiding you. 20 years....man.

If you are taking notes, you will find that I actually like Jef...so I don't bag on him. I haven't bagged on his new wife, either.

You could join us in saying "Laura Bugs Me" if you want. I think we have room for a couple of more utterances today...if not, we can let you take a piece of tomorrow's quota.

[sameome]

LBM, hehe.

[JesseeezMom]

LBM, hehe.
ha ha ha....I just got it... I like it...LBM...ha ha ha:heh:

[Ritchie]

Did I just hear Laura ask how they could talk to Rick when he was overseas?

She actually asked how it worked that they could talk to him.

This is too easy.

LBM, I mean she REALLY BUGS ME.

[listener13]

Did I just hear Laura ask how they could talk to Rick when he was overseas?

She actually asked how it worked that they could talk to him.

This is too easy.

LBM, I mean she REALLY BUGS ME.

Maybe that staph infection that she got on her scalp by wearing second-rate hair extensions caused some brain damage????? NAH! she's just THAT dumb. Hasn't Mr. Offshore Vacations (Jer) called into the show while he was in Tuscany or Botswana, or wherever the hell he goes? How did she think he was calling - two tin cans and a string? PULLLEAASSEEE! Hers is dumb.

LBM.

[listener13]

Actually, I was 100% serious. It just seems as though people have to have a lot of time on their hands if they...


Listen to a morning show they hate
Bash the girlfriend of the morning show they hate
Post about it on a website


I've known Kristen for close to 20 years, and she's a sweet, smart, and funny person who lived in several places before settling in Tennesee. It seems as though if you truly dislike her husband, you'd either stop listening, or take it out on him, not her.

Well, unfortunately, the bad radio programming in this town has forced us to have a lot of time on our hands. You're obviously not from these parts.......if you were, you would be listening to this show, and understand our frustration. There is a lot of history with this group and the show - some of us have listened since they moved here in the late 80s (that's how loyal we've been - until their last switch to this station).

A couple of things - she's not the girlfriend of the show - she's the girlfriend (now wife) of one of them. Believe me - Tommy wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot pole.

As far as the bashing on this site - it's the only morning entertainment we have anymore. So, if YOU don't like it - then bye-bye. Also, if you are Kristin's friend (and have been a friend for what you say is 20 years), then again, you would be spelling her name correctly.

Start your own "I Love Kristin" forum if you want - we won't mind at all.

[boris85]

Actually, I was 100% serious. It just seems as though people have to have a lot of time on their hands if they...


Listen to a morning show they hate
Bash the girlfriend of the morning show they hate
Post about it on a website


I've known Kristen for close to 20 years, and she's a sweet, smart, and funny person who lived in several places before settling in Tennesee. It seems as though if you truly dislike her husband, you'd either stop listening, or take it out on him, not her.

Can we say bitter because we weren't invited to the wedding of our supposed friend of 20 years? You've enetered the kitchen baby - now it's time to deal with the chef. She's a sweet, smart and funny person who didn't send you an invite...:bandit:

[boris85]

I was listening to Jen and that annoying partner of hers yesterday. What's hos name, Mike? He's horrible. Jen could've done better with one of Greg Simms' fat roles as her sidekick. It annoys me that she reads the dirt and acts like she has some inside info, that someone has tipped her off to a groundbreaking scoop. She is just reading the same stuff that Laura stole from the Internet and read that morning.:fro:

Even Huckleberry Charlie, Laura's backwards little duckling, and his special blind friend Mark could see that....

[cadetevon]

There was an episode of The West Wing in which Donna points out a message board to Josh and he insists on posting. She tells him that it's the worst idea ever, but he's set on posting. And it bites him in the butt. Quickly too.

Kristin and Kristin's friends... if you don't want to be our targets and entertainment for the day/week, please don't post. Otherwise, you're just asking for it.

:D

[boris85]

Oh my God! Jeff has been consumed by evil forces. He has married Tangina (aka Kristen, aka Krusten) - Don't go to the light Jeff...there are evil forces..." Here is a picture from Kristen's wedding to prove it. Buttcracker, her long lost friend emailed it to me:

http://www.cagesmovie.com/assets/zelda-rubinstein_photo.jpg

[listener13]

wow - hanging around with Jeff while trying to keep all his ex-wives and children from ex-wives straight has really taken a toll on her.............

Oh, by the way, Laura Bugs Me.

[boris85]

Is it just me, or are there people hiding under Kristen's dress? That or she's auditioning to be the Liberty Bell. That's what I call taking the term southern bell a little too seriously. At least she didn't marry her brother...this time.

http://www.littletommy.textamerica.com/?r=5265954

By the way, what a hideous cake. Are they also celebrating a seven year-old's birthday or something?

[boris85]

I think we need Laura's psychic expertise on this one. I think I see orbs in the church and the crosses in the door are glowing. Satan is among us my friends. Maybe if we all hold hands and pray we can defeat the prince of darkness and shun him from this almighty house that we call the "First Congreation of the Hillbilly" - aka Jesus was barefoot and seo are we. Is that Rob Reiner?

http://www.littletommy.textamerica.com/?r=5265876

[boris85]

Wow - Jeff is finally baptised in dirty southern swamp water. Now he can go through those pearly gates. Is that a crocodile eyeing Jeff's toupee? Who's the babe with the nice figure - not Kristen...http://www.littletommy.textamerica.com/?r=5263873

[YoungAmerican]

http://imageserver1.textamerica.com/user.images.x/0/IMG_361100/_0826/T520060826182137119.jpg


WOW, little did we know that Kristen's dad has been in the movies!

http://home.comcast.net/~mlpaul/polt/rainkane12.jpg

[YoungAmerican]

Oh my God! Jeff has been consumed by evil forces. He has married Tangina (aka Kristen, aka Krusten) - Don't go to the light Jeff...there are evil forces..." Here is a picture from Kristen's wedding to prove it. Buttcracker, her long lost friend emailed it to me:

http://www.cagesmovie.com/assets/zelda-rubinstein_photo.jpg

http://home.comcast.net/~mlpaul/polt/tanginap.jpg

And this is her AFTER the honeymoon

[Whiskers]

Is it just me, or are there people hiding under Kristen's dress? That or she's auditioning to be the Liberty Bell. That's what I call taking the term southern bell a little too seriously. At least she didn't marry her brother...this time.

http://www.littletommy.textamerica.com/?r=5265954

By the way, what a hideous cake. Are they also celebrating a seven year-old's birthday or something?


You have to realize....the wedding took place in redneck country .... they do things a lot differently than is done in California.

[Smitty]

I really don't think Kristen is as fat as everyone is making her out to be as seen in this photo

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/photo/JAJ-IP_28222_4.jpg

Perhaps the same computer expert who digitally took off 20lbs in Katie Couric's photo op and at least 50lbs on Rosie O'Donell's worked their magic on this photo too.

I can say Jeff is sporting a pretty good size spare tire these days!

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/photo/JAJ-IP_28222_8.jpg

[boris85]

I really don't think Kristen is as fat as everyone is making her out to be as seen in this photo

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/photo/JAJ-IP_28222_4.jpg

Perhaps the same computer expert who digitally took off 20lbs in Katie Couric's photo op and at least 50lbs on Rosie O'Donell's worked their magic on this photo too.

I can say Jeff is sporting a pretty good size spare tire these days!

http://jeffandjer.star941sandiego.com/timages/photo/JAJ-IP_28222_8.jpg

I am always willing to give a compliment when one is deserved. Kristen actually looks pretty good - especially in the top one. Is it just me or is she sportin'a pretty nice rack? Perhaps Jeff has ventured into the tumultous land of the D-cup. Is it possible that she has hired Rosie's touch-up artist?

In the lower picture she still looks OK, but perhaps has a few more lbs. in the old trunk. Also, standing next to Jeff, the plastic man is distracting. He looks like a Fischer Price action figure with painted on hair. I bet she got quite a suprise on the wedding night when she grabbed his hair and it came loose! But to a more serious note: these are not the images of a woman with a tumor.

[boris85]

I am always willing to give a compliment when one is deserved. Kristen actually looks pretty good - especially in the top one. Is it just me or is she sportin'a pretty nice rack? Perhaps Jeff has ventured into the tumultous land of the D-cup. Is it possible that she has hired Rosie's touch-up artist?

In the lower picture she still looks OK, but perhaps has a few more lbs. in the old trunk. Also, standing next to Jeff, the plastic man is distracting. He looks like a Fischer Price action figure with painted on hair. I bet she got quite a suprise on the wedding night when she grabbed his hair and it came loose! But to a more serious note: these are not the images of a woman with a tumor.

Jeff has man-boobs. He should invest in a man-zeere. And for a guy who doesn't drink beer, he's got a nic beer belly. I hope he registered at Girdles R' Us.

[YoungAmerican]

Jeff really looks exactly like one of those caricature drawings that they do at seaworld or the wild animal park. You know, the ones that never look like the actual person.

[apossible]

Jeff really looks exactly like one of those caricature drawings that they do at seaworld or the wild animal park. You know, the ones that never look like the actual person.


How much younger than Jef is she?:abduct:

[YoungAmerican]

Ageless?? No, I meant more like......FAKE

[Smitty]

How much younger than Jef is she?:abduct:

I believe I heard she is 16 years younger perhaps even more.

[Wabbitsd]

I reckon he is in his mid fifties...she is in her mid thirties...

and just to start off the long weekend:

Laura Bugs Me.

[listener13]

I reckon he is in his mid fifties...she is in her mid thirties...

and just to start off the long weekend:

Laura Bugs Me.

He likes his wives to be of child bearing age...........

Oh, and LBM.

[krattchick]

Do you think the studio pays for her weekly outfit deals since it's promoted on their site? She does look really cute this week!

[Whiskers]

Do you think the studio pays for her weekly outfit deals since it's promoted on their site? She does look really cute this week!


For goodness sake.....if she can't afford $75 a week, she is really in sorry shape. Heck....I spend that much on one pair of pants.

[Whiskers]

He likes his wives to be of child bearing age...........

Oh, and LBM.


That's o.k.....their kids will have a mother and grandfather.

[krattchick]

For goodness sake.....if she can't afford $75 a week, she is really in sorry shape. Heck....I spend that much on one pair of pants.

Seriously, do you think she can afford $75.00 a week for new outfits? She's always broke. Oh wait, maybe that's why she's broke.

[LoyalListner9]

I am thinking the show pays for her outfits since it is now a feature of the show and it makes their day go by faster.

[JesseeezMom]

I am thinking the show pays for her outfits since it is now a feature of the show and it makes their day go by faster.
I agree that the show pays for it- they are using it as a bit. She could totally afford it, but if she doesn't pay for $$$$ cabinets, then why the heck would she pay for these clothes? She probably is getting overtime and mileage for her time spent shopping.

Wanna really laugh? Tune into 103.7 until 2pm today- they are doing their "drunk show" Huh Larry Us

Hope everyone has a Safe and Happy Labor Day Weekend! :cheers:

[Whiskers]

I agree that the show pays for it- they are using it as a bit. She could totally afford it, but if she doesn't pay for $$$$ cabinets, then why the heck would she pay for these clothes? She probably is getting overtime and mileage for her time spent shopping.

Wanna really laugh? Tune into 103.7 until 2pm today- they are doing their "drunk show" Huh Larry Us

Hope everyone has a Safe and Happy Labor Day Weekend! :cheers:


I am sure she is salaried which means she does not get overtime pay.

[Whiskers]

Wanna really laugh? Tune into 103.7 until 2pm today- they are doing their "drunk show" Huh Larry Us:

I just listened into these idiots. Didn't seem too funny to me. Guess being sober doesn't help but nothing is worse that a loud bunch of loud drunks.

[listener13]

Why the hell does she ALWAYS look so "posed" in photos that are taken of her?:puke: Man, she's the most high-maintenance chick I've ever seen. Poor Davecain!

[JesseeezMom]

I am sure she is salaried which means she does not get overtime pay.
Oh really? No Sh!t....
and here I thought they had contract negotiations for hourly pay. This statement to you was meant to be as sarcastic as the first one regarding Laura's overtime & mileage.
I did say it was the "DRUNK SHOW". I'm not drunk and I think they are funny. but if you didn't want to listen to drunks being stupid drunks then why did you listen to it after I said it was the drunk show? The purpose of the show was warning people about the effects of drinking and driving. I even learned something, if someone gets a DUI this weekend they will not get out of jail until TUESDAY!! They are not idiots, they were hammered :cheers:
Have a safe weekend!

[Ritchie]

Why the hell does she ALWAYS look so "posed" in photos that are taken of her?:puke: Man, she's the most high-maintenance chick I've ever seen. Poor Davecain!

The photo looks terrible.

First of all it's radio so the stupid logo has to be EVERYWHERE. My guess that's why they took it there instead of someplace with a better background.

Second, she looks terrible. Not cute at all. Those dark roots are making me sick.

Even if you gave her Kristen's cup size (which she desperately needs) I still wouldn't think she looked the least bit cute.

High maintenance on several levels, one of them being emotional.

I feel real bad for those kids.

Can you tell, Laura REALLY bugs me.

[sameome]

The photo looks terrible.


I agree. She doesn't look cute. Her feet are really crooked. It looks like the shoes are too small.

[LoyalListner9]

I too was listening to the drunk show and I was laughing out loud the entire time. I thought it was the funniest part when you know Frank thought he sounded fine but was sooo sloshed. You had to be there.

But I digress. . .

[YoungAmerican]

WTH???? They really need to take Tommy's camera phone away from him!
http://imageserver1.textamerica.com/user.images.x/0/IMG_361100/_0829/T520060829112942547.jpg

[sameome]

WTH???? They really need to take Tommy's camera phone away from him!
http://imageserver1.textamerica.com/user.images.x/0/IMG_361100/_0829/T520060829112942547.jpg

This is disgusting!:thumbdown

[krattchick]

First Laura's feet, now Tommy's. :puke:

[Susu]

Is there anyone who really knows why Jer didn't go to Jeff's wedding?
...and yes I know he went to American Idol.

[Wabbitsd]

I just think it's that he doesn't like to fly in the first place, and he already had a number of flights booked during the time...his Mom isn't well, so I wonder if that didn't get him a "bye."

[krattchick]

I apologize in advance for the big scan, I don't know how to get just the photo or get it any more upclose. I mentioned I had this a few months back when somebody here thinks Nina is really hot. Anyway, that year, if you sent Jeff & Jer a Christmas card, you got this picture back. I think it's from '95, and you can see Nina holding Mark.

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[krattchick]

I apologize, I'm not that computer savvy. Let me try this again:

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[krattchick]

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g93/oakleydokes/jefjerr.jpg

[krak70]

They were sitting about 10 feet to my right and Steve Poltz brought them up onto the stage to dance when he sang "Everything About You"...they looked great and really in love. She had her shoes off and was dancing bare foot which was a little hickish, but she was very cute and Jeff looked tall and not fat at all.

They were there until almost the very end, although I don't listen to them anymore, it was a pretty cool to see them in person :) (was going to ask about the brain tumor but didn't have the guts...she doesn't look fat at all so, unless the chubby face comes and goes, I would bet that the "Kristen" who posted here was a fake).

[YoungAmerican]

Like I said, Nina is not hot. I saw her on the Price is Right years ago and she isn't anything special. Not a dog or anything, but absolutely NOT hot.

[bunjea]

Hi all,

When Jeff and Nina broke up and when Tommy and Danelle broke up I was overseas serving our country. I have been reading the thread history but I couldn't find out exactly why these two couples broke up. Can anyone here fill me in?

Thanks!

[Susu]

There was never really a brain tumor, that was a rumor started on this blog::thumbdown

[Wabbitsd]

Short story version of the two breakups...I think Danielle caught Tommny once too many times a-cheatin.

Evidently, Nina found someone in the Padres organzation attractive and she strayed.

[sameome]

He took a good 10 minutes to talk about how good a (upscale) Thai restaurant in downtown was. Somehow, I felt he just wanted to show off how wealthy he was by saying the tab for the dinner was $135.

[Wabbitsd]

I think the brain tumor was just about the shortest rumor in history. Not even the person trying to spread the rumor believed it.

LBM

[Ritchie]

I think the brain tumor was just about the shortest rumor in history. Not even the person trying to spread the rumor believed it.

LBM

I usually run things through the "Boris Filter". If Boris says it's true than I believe it. Otherwise, everything else is suspicious.

[listener13]

First Laura's feet, now Tommy's. :puke:

Oh, I thought they WERE Laura's feet.......

I was waiting to hear her do a Dr. Bucko commercial for permanent hair removal.......

[boris85]

I usually run things through the "Boris Filter". If Boris says it's true than I believe it. Otherwise, everything else is suspicious.

Thank you. You have brought tears to my eyes. On another note - they had a good shot a Nina the ball girl (aka Jeff's cheatin' ex) on the Padres game last night on Cox Channel 4. Boy, talk about a man trapped in an ugly woman's body. What's a grown woman doing running around fetching foul balls for when she has young kids at home? Priorities. I wonder if she's still a religious nut (aka hypocrite).

[boris85]

He took a good 10 minutes to talk about how good a (upscale) Thai restaurant in downtown was. Somehow, I felt he just wanted to show off how wealthy he was by saying the tab for the dinner was $135.

Jer never misses a chance to brag about his money and try and make himself look superior to others. He is an arrogant, selfish, snob. The reason they don't have kids is that they are way too into themselves to give love and attention to anyone else. He is such an idiot. He thinks he's Frank Sinatra or Jerry Lewis, trapped in the 1940s. He's just so full of himself - his stupid play that he wrote was about none other than...himself. At least he doesn't let us forget that he lives in La Jolla, drives a Mercedes, and goes out to eat just about everyday...:cheers:

[Smitty]

Allow me to de-laura-fy today's diary entry:

"Dear Diary,

It's on. It's time to get serious. No more slackin' off. No more laziness. Summer is over, and it's time to buckle down. It hit me yesterday afternoon when Charlie came running into our bedroom….his skin dark from the summer sun, his hair bleached out from the chlorine, his swim trunks damp from the swimming pool and said this…." Of course, had I been outside watching my kids in the pool for once I might have actually noticed this sooner.
"Daddy's taking us to get slurpees for the last day of summer. Want one?" Of course I'll take one but only if daddy spikes it with my favorite liqour.

"Oh, it made me so melancholy. But, what a perfect way to end Charlie's perfect summer. He never stopped playing, never stayed inside for more than 15 minutes during the daylight hours thanks to Chips and the swimming pool and the cul-de-sac. So thankful we moved to this house when we did. It's
such a happy house…such a hot happy house." I'm just so glad I got to spend so much time fixing up the house while my kids ran wild in the neighborhood. That culdesac really comes in handy knowing your kids are safe playing in the street. I just wished I could have scored a free air conditioner pimping out some HVAC company's name on the air but there were no takers.

"Speaking of hot, I just about passed out after my appearance at Bardon in Santee on Sunday. It was from noon to 2pm, the hottest part of the day, and we were stationed outside in the parking lot the whole time. I also took Dave's fancy old convertible, the Mercedez Benz, because he needed my car,the brand new Beamer, to haul kids around. So, basically, I was in the blazing east county sun for three hours straight. Not good for a girl who has red-headed blood running through her veins. The Hietters are not known for their sun tolerance. I felt "woozy", as my Grandma would say, for a good 24 hours." I mean I know Bardon did me a big favor hooking me up with a practically free kitchen for giving them free advertising time on the air in return but did I really have to sit in the heat for 2 straight hours sweating profusely? Even though the Hietters don't fair well in the sun I figure Char has a good 10 years to go before he has to worry about skin cancer.

"Today is my one day to shop for the "73 Outfit of The Week." of course on Star's expense account Rita has Evan until 2pm on Tuesdays,so I can go home and nap for 4 hours, so I'm going to scoot on over to Target to check out their Paul and Joe line. It looks super cute and it's way affordable. Then I have to get on over to Walgreens to buy something that could possibly ruin my big photo shoot tomorrow.Yes I know I'm cheap but after Dave makes me put all that money away into my 401k, Roth IRA's, stocks, bonds and mutual funds and of course stockpiling our savings account, the one account he lets me put a few $$ in each paycheck is the only account I can spend out of. Of course I know we have plenty of money for the finer things in life like the new Beamer, private school for my sweet Char(only the best will do) and of course my extensive designer shoe and purse collection. Yes, we're getting new pictures taken here at the station, and, of course, my roots are in full force. I can't seem to time out my appointments properly. Anyway, there's this temporary spray-on highlight stuff in a can that washes out. It seems like the perfect solution, but it's only $5.49, which concerns me. I'll let you know what happens!"

"See you tomorrow, Diary." or maybe this will be the only entry for September.

[listener13]

This woman is so amazingly self-absorbed, it's nausiating. One day, she's going to wake up and see that her children are grown and gone, and she wasted all of their childhood time buying stupid clothes at Ross and spending all of her waking hours doing "Laura-maintenance". She's obviously taking a page from the Joan Crawford memoir (and look how well that turned out for Joan Crawford).

[Ritchie]

Allow me to de-laura-fy today's diary entry:

Very well put Smitty.

[boris85]

Allow me to de-laura-fy today's diary entry:

"Dear Diary,

It's on. It's time to get serious. No more slackin' off. No more laziness. Summer is over, and it's time to buckle down. It hit me yesterday afternoon when Charlie came running into our bedroom….his skin dark from the summer sun, his hair bleached out from the chlorine, his swim trunks damp from the swimming pool and said this…." Of course, had I been outside watching my kids in the pool for once I might have actually noticed this sooner.
"Daddy's taking us to get slurpees for the last day of summer. Want one?" Of course I'll take one but only if daddy spikes it with my favorite liqour.

"Oh, it made me so melancholy. But, what a perfect way to end Charlie's perfect summer. He never stopped playing, never stayed inside for more than 15 minutes during the daylight hours thanks to Chips and the swimming pool and the cul-de-sac. So thankful we moved to this house when we did. It's
such a happy house…such a hot happy house." I'm just so glad I got to spend so much time fixing up the house while my kids ran wild in the neighborhood. That culdesac really comes in handy knowing your kids are safe playing in the street. I just wished I could have scored a free air conditioner pimping out some HVAC company's name on the air but there were no takers.

"Speaking of hot, I just about passed out after my appearance at Bardon in Santee on Sunday. It was from noon to 2pm, the hottest part of the day, and we were stationed outside in the parking lot the whole time. I also took Dave's fancy old convertible, the Mercedez Benz, because he needed my car,the brand new Beamer, to haul kids around. So, basically, I was in the blazing east county sun for three hours straight. Not good for a girl who has red-headed blood running through her veins. The Hietters are not known for their sun tolerance. I felt "woozy", as my Grandma would say, for a good 24 hours." I mean I know Bardon did me a big favor hooking me up with a practically free kitchen for giving them free advertising time on the air in return but did I really have to sit in the heat for 2 straight hours sweating profusely? Even though the Hietters don't fair well in the sun I figure Char has a good 10 years to go before he has to worry about skin cancer.

"Today is my one day to shop for the "73 Outfit of The Week." of course on Star's expense account Rita has Evan until 2pm on Tuesdays,so I can go home and nap for 4 hours, so I'm going to scoot on over to Target to check out their Paul and Joe line. It looks super cute and it's way affordable. Then I have to get on over to Walgreens to buy something that could possibly ruin my big photo shoot tomorrow.Yes I know I'm cheap but after Dave makes me put all that money away into my 401k, Roth IRA's, stocks, bonds and mutual funds and of course stockpiling our savings account, the one account he lets me put a few $$ in each paycheck is the only account I can spend out of. Of course I know we have plenty of money for the finer things in life like the new Beamer, private school for my sweet Char(only the best will do) and of course my extensive designer shoe and purse collection. Yes, we're getting new pictures taken here at the station, and, of course, my roots are in full force. I can't seem to time out my appointments properly. Anyway, there's this temporary spray-on highlight stuff in a can that washes out. It seems like the perfect solution, but it's only $5.49, which concerns me. I'll let you know what happens!"

"See you tomorrow, Diary." or maybe this will be the only entry for September.

Smitty for Mayor. Well said. Laura is unbelievable in her lameness. She is the mother in the neighborhood who says goodbye to the kids at dawn and does not see them again until dark. She pawns them off on other people to watch so she can have "alone time" - aka nap, TV, and drinking time. We have one in our neighborhood. Laura lets her kids roam the area unsupervised - swimming, riding bikes, whatever, as long as she does not have to be involved. Lazy! Today Laura said that when Dave gets home she needs to go out into the backyard to relax by herself. She only works four hours a day, she naps, and she has a nanny! What is she so tired from? Lifting the bottle, changing the channel, rolling over and searching frantically for one last M&M that may be stuck to her man-like body?:fro:

[Whiskers]

Smitty for Mayor. Well said. Laura is unbelievable in her lameness. She is the mother in the neighborhood who says goodbye to the kids at dawn and does not see them again until dark. She pawns them off on other people to watch so she can have "alone time" - aka nap, TV, and drinking time. We have one in our neighborhood. Laura lets her kids roam the area unsupervised - swimming, riding bikes, whatever, as long as she does not have to be involved. Lazy! Today Laura said that when Dave gets home she needs to go out into the backyard to relax by herself. She only works four hours a day, she naps, and she has a nanny! What is she so tired from? Lifting the bottle, changing the channel, rolling over and searching frantically for one last M&M that may stuck to her man-like body?:fro:
'

Meow!!! Are you sure you are not part feline?

[Wabbitsd]

Bravo, Boris and Smitty.

LBM a lot.

[Whiskers]

Bravo, Boris and Smitty.

LBM a lot.


Boris and Smitty have much too much time on their hands.

[boris85]

Boris and Smitty have much too much time on their hands.

Or...do we have too many hands on time? Bottom line, Laura is frequently mistaken for Big Bird as she walks down the street with her enormous beak and hideous feet. Now her house is infested with rats! Why does every hoe she lives in turn into a squalor dwelling? I can see it now - she'll travel across the region singing that stupid Corky's Pest Control jingle in coffee houses for free service. Maybe if she actually kept a clean house the rodents would leave.:|

[LoyalListner9]

Boris and Smitty have much too much time on their hands.

They probly work for the Government.

[Ritchie]

Anyone want to place an order with me?


http://s43.photobucket.com/albums/e391/ritchieg/jj/lbmbutton.jpg

[sameome]

Anyone want to place an order with me?


http://s43.photobucket.com/albums/e391/ritchieg/jj/lbmbutton.jpg

Do you also have jbm?

[Wabbitsd]

Lmbo (not laura bugs me outrageously) but laughing my you know what off...

Whiskers. Methinks you be jealous...

[krattchick]

Just what is it specifically that makes Laura bug you? Her voice? Her comments? Her feet?

[boris85]

They probly work for the Government.
Or, does the government work for us?

[TENHUT]

Hey all! I wanted to tell you that you guys are funny. As I read your posts I often find myself saying, NO SH!T! The J$J (yes that is a dollar sign) Blowgram (cuz it does), has sadly fallen off the map.

Unfortunately Ive been listening off and on just to know what you guys are talking about here. I totally agree that Laura is a complete moron. Case in point, today she was talking about one of the Desperate House Whores being pregnant and said that she was, "PLUMP WITH FETUS!" Who in hell says that? Plump with fetus? To say that she is stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

[Ritchie]

Just what is it specifically that makes Laura bug you? Her voice? Her comments? Her feet?

Well that's a start.

She says the dumbest things. It's like she doesn't think before she talks. She just wants to hear her own voice.

Then she's ugly. She thinks that she's this hot blonde, but she's hideous.

She's a horrible mother but she thinks she should be mother of the year because she did something normal people do for their kids all the time.

She thinks of no one other than herself. She's so self absorbed.

She complains about not having money yet it's obvious that she does.

She complains about not having time for everything yet she only works 4 hours a day.

She has no talent at all. If it wasn't for the two J's she would be working for minimum wage somewhere.

Yes, her voice bugs me. Her comments are dumb and she has very ugly feet.

Should I continue? Other's here can chime in because she bugs them too.

[Ritchie]

Hey all! I wanted to tell you that you guys are funny. As I read your posts I often find myself saying, NO SH!T! The J$J (yes that is a dollar sign) Blowgram (cuz it does), has sadly falling off the map.

Unfortunately Ive been listening off and on just to know what you guys are talking about here. I totally agree that Laura is a complete moron. Case in point, today she was talking about one of the Desperate House Whores being pregnant and said that she was, "PLUMP WITH FETUS!" Who in hell says that? Plump with fetus? To say that she is stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

Hey TENHUT! Come on in, the water is warm.

I'll get you the LBM button as soon as the order comes in.

[Wabbitsd]

You covered most of my annoyances with her...add that she is always selling out for free stuff
leaving the parenting of her kids to who knows who? and talks about it to no end.
can't even handle her kids on vacation.

"the head boil" after extensions...and talking about it.

[sameome]

It's 10:07 and they are still on air!!!

[JesseeezMom]

To say that she is stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
Way too funny-

Totally different subject- have you guys seen the video of the local fox6 reporter Mattes who got beat up on camera? Those people are really scary and they are out on bail after trying to kill the guy!! It doesn't seem right to me.

[GoEagles]

Totally different subject- have you guys seen the video of the local fox6 reporter Mattes who got beat up on camera? Those people are really scary and they are out on bail after trying to kill the guy!! It doesn't seem right to me.


I think that guy is Boris

[boris85]

I think that guy is Boris

I am every guy and every guy is me - I am a fighter for the human spirit and a champion for all that is good in this world. I battle stupidity, enjoy cold beers on days that end in "y," promote hot tubing in the nude, dream of someday meeting the real Little Debbie, and put chocolate milk in the my cereal. I typically wear briefs, but on occasion will bust out the superhero themed boxers to keep the crowd guessing. I have been a Chippendale's dancer, a sign spinner, an ice cream vendor, and a magician. I have worn a badge, sported a Chuck E. Cheese costume, massaged King Stahlman, sold caskets, and cleaned theaters. I have spied, been spied on, and slept standing up. I have been in a horizontal position with two naked women simultaneously on several occasions and I have liked it. I am you, you are me, and for that, we are all the better.:cheers: