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nickel
08-08-2005, 10:02 AM
Man’s testicles snared in a padlock for two weeks

BRENTWOOD - The "family jewels" of one Brentwood man recently were locked up for two weeks - literally.
On Saturday, July 30, at about 3:40 a.m., Brentwood police assisted ambulance and rescue personnel with a 39-year-old man with a padlock on his testicles.

According to police, the man, who police are not identifying, was intoxicated when they arrived on scene.

The man reported that the padlock had been on his testicles for two weeks. Cpl. H.D. Wood IV said the man reported that a friend put the lock on his testicles. He was allegedly severely intoxicated and passed out. He told police that when he woke up the padlock was placed around top his scrotum and his friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Wood said.

The man reported to police that he allegedly attempted to remove the padlock with a hacksaw after the key broke off inside the lock.

He was taken to Exeter Hospital, where a locksmith was called to remove the lock.

The hospital reported that the man was treated and released without sustaining lasting injury.

The Brentwood Fire Department would not comment on the incident, citing patient confidentiality.

The motive for the incident is still undetermined, police said.

"At this point we are not sure if it was a prank, or if it was an intentional act, or something done during a sexual act," Wood said.

The incident is under investigation.
http://www.seacoastonline.com/news/08052005/news/56211.htm

Houdini
08-08-2005, 11:43 AM
Man’s testicles snared in a padlock for two weeks


The man reported that the padlock had been on his testicles for two weeks. Cpl. H.D. Wood IV said the man reported that a friend put the lock on his testicles. He was allegedly severely intoxicated and passed out. He told police that when he woke up the padlock was placed around top his scrotum and his friend was gone.

"Never in my 13 years have I seen anything like this," Wood said.


Cpl. H.D. Wood? That's just too easy... :heh:

nickel
08-08-2005, 12:16 PM
Cpl. H.D. Wood? That's just too easy... :heh:
oh snap :laugh:

cadetevon
08-08-2005, 12:25 PM
Cpl. H.D. Wood? That's just too easy... :heh:


Man, good catch! I totally missed it. Though, in my own defense, I tend to skim.

bachviet
08-08-2005, 12:39 PM
He's just NUTS!

cadetevon
08-08-2005, 12:46 PM
He's just NUTS!


Haaaa! That was a three point shot for Bachviet! "He shoots! He scores!"

brainsmile
08-08-2005, 01:55 PM
those drunks always go "balls out" with pranks

DarkFury
08-08-2005, 02:04 PM
Chalk another one up to the "nutcracker". :heh:

Grafalgar
08-08-2005, 02:24 PM
Hacksaw? Ouch .. I wouldn't have the balls ..

RoniMan
08-08-2005, 02:31 PM
so what does this guy have in common with an insane asylum?

they both lock away their nuts....:shifty:

/rimshot

GraingerGuy
08-08-2005, 03:55 PM
Hacksaw? Ouch .. I wouldn't have the balls ..

Neither would he if he slipped....

Freelance Superhero
08-08-2005, 08:33 PM
oh man... if i had the time and the will, i'd tell you guys about this crazy woman i met last year who told the story about the one time she got her, um, labia pierced, put a padlock thru the piercing, lost the key, and eventually had to go to Home Depot and cut it off herself with a pair of bolt cutters.

people do weird things to their bodies...

DankNstickY
08-08-2005, 11:42 PM
oh man... if i had the time and the will...


but... you just told us. :confused:

heh

Freelance Superhero
08-09-2005, 01:21 AM
but... you just told us. :confused:

heh

oh, the story's much more fun in whole. :)