My New Car Radio

[brain]

I just got my new Lexus RX400, and returned to the dealer the next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. Watch this he said..Nelson! The radio replied, Ricky or Willie? Willie he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, Beethoven! I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, Beatles! I'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. JACKASSES! I yelled.....The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax...

[Butch]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

But hey, it could have been worse. You could have been stuck listening to the Singing Senators singing some Christian music . . .

http://centerclick.org:81/previews/archive/daily_show/p.singing_senators_breakup.mov.jpg

Yes kids, that group of vocal pain includes former Senate Majority Jackass Trent Lott and former Jackass General John Ashcroft

[WhiskeyPapa]

Wassamatter? Can't take a joke? :D

[MikeD]

Yes kids, that group of vocal pain includes Senate Majority Jackass Trent Lott and former Jackass General John Ashcroft

Such anger in a joke thread! Whew...

:)

[Butch]

I suppose I should have used a jokey smiley or something :P

I don't consider calling Ashcroft and Lott jackasses to be angry . . . heck, I'd say it was no more angry than the joke's referral to the people mentioned as jackasses ;)

[DarkFury]

Hmmm... dunno if this shoulda been in automotive or political. :hmm:

I'm sure that there are ALOT of Republicans that would show up on the "jackass" voice command as well. :hmm:

[Gothic Girl]

:lmfao: That was hilarious Brain! Good one!

[kimchicowboy]

shoot. i knew it had to be a joke cuz brain buying an RX400? p-shaw.

[brain]

shoot. i knew it had to be a joke cuz brain buying an RX400? p-shaw.

I don't know what to buy. I have no car. I dropped it off at the dealership today for the lemon law buyback.

[Jihforce]

you seem to have a lot of problems with cars brain. seems more like commitment issues. :D

[Jane83]

you seem to have a lot of problems with cars brain. seems more like commitment issues. :D
haha
thats very true...but brain really does need a car, because right now he has a real pimp rental...hollahhh!!
and that joke was lame,...even when im drnunk.
shame on yhou :spock:

[attgig]

brain keeps on having problems with his cars because he continues to buy the benz....

it's time to dump them...if this is your second lemon from them.

maybe you should get the rx400h with gas prices and all.

[brainsmile]

I say go hybrid