International Talk Like a Pirate Day

[kgsilvas]

Arrrrr! It's International Talk Like a Pirate Day

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/living/columnists/dave_barry/4018055.htm

[DaFunkyUnit]

Why did the pirate go on vacation?

Because he needed some R & ARRRRRRRrrr!!!

[kgsilvas]

Blimey! Get yer pirate name ye scurvy sea dog:

http://gangstaname.com/pirate_name.php

[RoniMan]

apparently my pirate name is Not-So-Keen-On-the-Womenfolk Benjamin.

ARRRR they kidding?

[Airencracken]

What kind of sweaters does a pirate wear?


ARRRRRRRgyle!!!

[Grimm]

OMG!!! I almost missed TLAP Day!!!

Arrr!!! I'm obliged to ya kgsilvas!

Arrrr!!!

[Butch]

Ohhhh . . . so THAT explains cnet.com

Oh yeah . . . where does a pirate go for coffee??

St-ARRRRRRR-bucks

[cheapie]

A man went into the pet shop " I am playing Long John Silver in the local amateur dramatic societies version of Treasure Island and need a parrot to sit on my shoulder" he said.

"I don't have any parrots at the moment , but you wouldn't want a real parrot for that. It would squawk in all the wrong places , poop on your shoulder and generally be a nuisance. What you need is a stuffed parrot . Just as realistic and easily controlled."

"Are you sure a stuffed parrot would be OK ? " asked the customer " I do want this performance to be as realistic as possible ."

" I am sure a stuffed parrot would be fine " said the pet shop owner " I have one at home . I'll bring it in and if you come back on Thursday you can have it ".

" Sorry " said the customer " I can't make it on Thursday . That's the day I'm having my leg cut off ."

[baggio248]

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/partykit/tlapdbanner2.gif


A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper.

The bartender says, “Hey! Did you know you have a steering wheel attached to your willie?”

The pirate replies, “Aye! It’s driving me nuts!”

[Markel]

http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?t=83073
(among others) ;)

[Kevster]

Kevin & Bean on K-Arrrr-O-Q 106.7 here in Los Angeles celebrated International Talk like a Pirate Day with style. :)

[zippyjuan]

Well arr arr de harr! Ain't ye all a laugh! Do ayes make fun a the way you talks? Aill ave your arse for me dinner ah will!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v243/JeffryZ/Pirate.jpg

[esme]

aaarrrrr may-t :) hee hee

[Kevster]

In a surreal moment today, I called the NOC to report that I would be working on a switch in our network and spoke as a pirate. The NOC engineer responded with, "Arrrr Kevster, I'll be lookin' fer those alarrrrrrms from your work. Give those scury dogs ye steel for me!"

[RoniMan]

In a surreal moment today, I called the NOC to report that I would be working on a switch in our network and spoke as a pirate. The NOC engineer responded with, "Arrrr Kevster, I'll be lookin' fer those alarrrrrrms from your work. Give those scury dogs ye steel for me!"
:heh: that's awesome!

i'm going to be talking to my students/faculty today in pirate talk. we'll see how the respond.

[ufcrusher]

Funny thing is my wife and I watched Pirates of the Carribbean last night. Must have been a higher power that triggered that thought in me head.

[RoniMan]

man, the threads are so much more interesting with pirate talk!

[Grafalgar]

Arrr! Me piratey name be Cap'n Bill Cutthroat, yaarrr!!!!

[ialsohaveadream]

Pirate Enrico the Off-White be I.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper.

The bartender says, “Hey! Did you know you have a steering wheel attached to your willie?”

The pirate replies, “Aye! It’s driving me nuts!”
Tis my favorite pirate joke ever, that is.

[esme]

:lmfao:

[sizemic1]

This is by the far, the most enjoyable day i've spent browsing G|A :)

[johnnymk]

This is by the far, the most enjoyable day i've spent browsing G|A :)

You obviously have no life :wavey2:

BTW, why hasn't DF brought up peeling potatoes by now?

[InfiniteNothing]

Pirate Enrico the Off-White be I.

Tis my favorite pirate joke ever, that is.
I don't see how a pirate makes that joke any better

[RoniMan]

I don't see how a pirate makes that joke any better
who else would be saying "it's driving me nuts?" only a pirate.

most ppl would say it's driving it's driving my nuts.

[Grimm]

You obviously have no life :wavey2:

BTW, why hasn't DF brought up peeling potatoes by now?
I like potatoes.

[TruckStuff]

apparently my pirate name is Not-So-Keen-On-the-Womenfolk Benjamin.

ARRRR they kidding?LMAO

[ialsohaveadream]

I don't see how a pirate makes that joke any better
It's all in the delivARRRRRy, son. Tis the timing, it is!

[BigJon]

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

ARRRRRRRRR!

[InfiniteNothing]

who else would be saying "it's driving me nuts?" only a pirate.

most ppl would say it's driving it's driving my nuts.

Almost any alternative singer :shrug:

[RoniMan]

Almost any alternative singer :shrug:
i don't listen to alternative...so pirate works better in this...

WHY THE HELL IS THIS EVEN A DISCUSSION!??!?!?!

:disa:

[InfiniteNothing]

Sorry, wrong smiliey. I meant :P

[Markel]

WHY THE HELL IS THIS EVEN A DISCUSSION!??!?!?!

Because it's that time of the year again! (http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?t=66125)

[DaFunkyUnit]

http://www.littleboyinc.com/uploader2/files/DaFunkyUnit/pirateKey.jpg

[RoniMan]

http://www.littleboyinc.com/uploader2/files/DaFunkyUnit/pirateKey.jpg
that is an awesome pix!

[Grimm]

that is an awesome pix!
But it needs an "A" key!

For:
Arrrrrrrrr!!!!




Arrrrr!

[ShawnLee]

Thank you all! It's over (in my time zone) and I won't have to deal with those shenanigans for a while!

[Grimm]

Thank you all! It's over (in my time zone) and I won't have to deal with those shenanigans for a while!
Only 364 days until Talk Like a Pirate Day!!!

[RoniMan]

lol...i see some good posting for the next 364 days.