I'm SUCH a good mom!

[Gothic Girl]

Thunder and lightning crashed so hard over my apartment that it knocked out the power and set off a few car alarms. I screamed bloody murder, hurdled the baby gate, and ran outside leaving Allicyn behind, all the while thinking "I can make more of you!"

Yep, such a good mom!

[BigJon]

Yup. I would've done the same.

[RoniMan]

:heh: self-preservation...gotta love it. :D

[Grimm]

So, how much emotional scarring does this leave on your child? Abandoned in a moment of terror?

[Gothic Girl]

So, how much emotional scarring does this leave on your child? Abandoned in a moment of terror?
:heh: hopefully she's too young to remember this!

[revil]

I'm not an abusive person, but if you were my wife, I would have smacked you and said, "what the hell is wrong with you?"

[Kevster]

You know just because of this seemingly innocent little act, you have started your daughter down the road to years of therapy sessions to get over how her mother abandoned her in the apartment screaming bloddy murder. Because of this she'll develop a serious self-image problem and will likely become mildly bulemic. She'll look hot though since she'll be so thin and will be attracted to a career in the adult film industry to get over these feelings of abandonment and self-doubt. She might even become the Chasey Lain or even the Jenna Jameson of her generation.

All of this because you ran out the front door screaming because of a thunderstorm. There, feel better now? :D

[Nija]

There, feel better now? :D

No. Suddenly my pants have become very tight....

'Cuse Me, while I whip this out...

[Grimm]

No. Suddenly my pants have become very tight....

'Cuse Me, while I whip this out...
:nono: That's just wrong man. :eek: :2far:

[Gothic Girl]

you know what's even sadder? Out of the other 15 apts here, I wasn't the only one who left the kids behind. Now what does that say about my community? :heh: :disa:

[speedracer120]

:hihi: Trailer park?

Man, how loud was the thunder that you and your neighbors booked it out of their homes leaving their kids behind?

[ialsohaveadream]

Yep, such a good mom!
You're fired. :shifty:

[Airencracken]

I just hope her therapist doesn't find this thread..

[Gothic Girl]

:hihi: Trailer park?

Man, how loud was the thunder that you and your neighbors booked it out of their homes leaving their kids behind?
LOL nope, not a trailer park! The thunder was loud. Extremely loud. Right when it crashed, I heard my landlady scream, which caused me to scream, thinking that everything had literally blown up in the apartment. Then when I got outside, I saw that EVERYONE here who was home had ran out too.

The thunder and lightning is still going on, and my son was so cute. About 6 years ago, I used to live in Albuquerque, where it would thunder and lightning every night during summer. My son remembered from then not to touch the railing of our apartments during the lightning storms.

[ShawnLee]

My son remembered from then not to touch the railing of our apartments during the lightning storms.Oh man! This sounds like another story to share with the therapist!

[Merlin]

Yep, such a good mom!
Yup, you jailbirds do make such good parents.

[cheapie]

am i the only one wondering why you ran outside when the lightning crashed?

[revil]

am i the only one wondering why you ran outside when the lightning crashed?
yeah, me too. and it takes less then a second to realize the building hasn't been destroyed. HELLO?! you are still in the damned thing.

[Gothic Girl]

Yup, you jailbirds do make such good parents.
:heh:


am i the only one wondering why you ran outside when the lightning crashed?
Interesting why I would do that, huh? I don't know, I think the thunder just scared me so much that I just ran where ever I could. I knew someone else here would be outside that I could confer with also.


yeah, me too. and it takes less then a second to realize the building hasn't been destroyed. HELLO?! you are still in the damned thing.
I didn't think the building was destroyed, I just thought that the microwave and all other electrical whatevers had blown up.

[cheapie]

lol. so if you hear a loud honk do you run out in traffic? :heh:

[Gothic Girl]

lol. so if you hear a loud honk do you run out in traffic? :heh:
:heh: No, but I throw my kids out there!






JUST KIDDING

[ialsohaveadream]

:heh: No, but I throw my kids out there!

Do you aim for the cars, like baby bowling or something? ;)

[surfer]

I would think it would be safer inside than running around outside where everything is slippery in the rain...

[Gothic Girl]

The rain hadn't come yet when the thunder hit, and ya'll need to keep in mind that this was all split second thinking. I heard the horrifying boom, and before it had even stopped, I was already standing outside.

[surfer]

Okay. I'm glad you have great survival instincts and won't become extinct during the next disaster!

[Gothic Girl]

Okay. I'm glad you have great survival instincts and won't become extinct during the next disaster!
Enough with the sarcasm. :shifty: :heh: :P

[Airencracken]

Poor kid is gonna have dain bramage.