View Full Version : I've got a joke for you all
Sir_Froggy
09-21-2005, 04:27 PM
A girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."
"What is it, child?"
"Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."
The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin... it's simply a mistake."
captainhook
09-21-2005, 05:05 PM
HAHAHA. classic man!! super funny. when I have a joke like that, I'll share it with you.
speedracer120
09-21-2005, 05:31 PM
Oldy but a goody. My dad has a variation of that joke which he tells quite often on the pulpit when he's speaking at his friends' churches.
bachviet
09-21-2005, 05:43 PM
Not one of your usual jokes so it's good. :D
Sir_Froggy
09-21-2005, 10:02 PM
I've now got an even better one
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you?
By the dinosnores.
Grimm
09-21-2005, 11:59 PM
Ahhh... classic Sir Froggy joke. ;)
DarkFury
09-22-2005, 06:58 AM
I've now got an even better one
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you?
By the dinosnores.
Knew it was too good to last...
Shoulda quit while you were ahead... :2far:
A girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned."
"What is it, child?"
"Father, I have committed the sin of vanity. Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirror and tell myself how beautiful I am."
The priest turned, took a good look at the girl, and said, "My dear, I have good news. That isn't a sin... it's simply a mistake."
:lmfao: ....i like! .....i like!!
oblongmelon
09-22-2005, 09:14 PM
now that first joke is "forward" worthy :) well done boy!
captainhook
10-05-2005, 05:15 AM
I have a joke... read mine!!
Vampire bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.
He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.
Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"
DarkFury
10-05-2005, 07:04 AM
I have a joke... read mine!!
Vampire bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.
He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him.
Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees.
Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, Yes, Yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good" said the bat, "Because I sure as hell didn't!"
:hmm: :spock: :hmm: :eek: :shrug:
:D (Guess his "radar" was broke ... :shrug: )
Sirrich3
10-05-2005, 07:55 AM
:-)
good one! i like i like ...... :)
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