View Full Version : This is for the LADIES ....sorry GUYS!!
Men are like ....... Laxatives: They irritate the **** out of you.
Men are like ....... Bananas: The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like ....... Vacations: They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like ....... Weather: Nothing can be done to change them.
Men are like ....... Blenders: You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars: Sweet and smooth, and they head right for your hips.
Men are like ........ Commercials: You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like ........ Department Stores: Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
Men are like ........ Government Bonds: They take soooooooo long to mature.
Men are like ....... Mascara: They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like ......... Popcorn: They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like ...... Snowstorms: You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how LONG it will last.
Men are like ........ Lava Lamps: Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Men are like ....... Parking Spots: All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.
SORRY GUYS ......THIS WAS @ YOUR EXPENSE! :wavey2:
RoniMan
09-22-2005, 02:40 PM
Two can play this game! :wavey:
Women are like ....... Laxatives: They irritate the **** out of you.
Women are like ....... Bananas: The older they get, the less firm they are.
Women are like ....... Vacations: You always want one, but after being on one, you’re ready to go home again.
Women are like ....... Weather: No one can predict what’s tomorrow gonna be like. One day, bright and sunny. The next day…hurricane what’s-her-name.
Women are like ....... Blenders: They’re useful at parties, but not any other time.
Women are like ........ Chocolate Bars: You want to have any many as possible.
Women are like ........ Commercials: They keep interrupting during the most exciting parts.
Women are like ........ Department Stores: You have to spend money to get anything.
Women are like ........ Government Bonds: Every one thinks they understand it, but no one can really explain it.
Women are like ....... Mascara: cause…uh….yeah…..
Women are like ......... Popcorn: When they’re cold, no one wants them. If you get them hot, they’ll satisfy you….for a while.
Women are like ...... Snowstorms: On TV, they seem all white and pure. But you do NOT want to be caught in the fury of one.
Women are like ........ Lava Lamps: They get boring after a while.
Women are like ....... Parking Spots: You’ll fight over a good one, but you then realize, ehh…there’s another one around the corner.
:thud: ....good one!! good one!! :ptlaugh:
shaggyucla
09-22-2005, 03:16 PM
"Women are like ....... Weather: No one can predict what’s tomorrow gonna be like. One day, bright and sunny. The next day…hurricane what’s-her-name."
nice.....I think the retort is better than the initial one! But then i think i am a little biased...
ShawnLee
09-22-2005, 03:23 PM
All Hail Chi King Roni! :lmfao:
Why do men....
1.WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4 WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(Girls....You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN dogs?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
:wavey2:
oblongmelon
09-22-2005, 09:10 PM
Why do men....
1.WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4 WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
(Girls....You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN dogs?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
(C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
:wavey2:
Maybe it's me but I don't find this stuff funny at all. Not a good way to make friends around here sometimes because some people wont know if you're kidding-or stirring the pot..
And trust me, I'm the LAST one to say I've never criticized a man, but why lump all of them together like that. Simply not fair. It's kind of like when Maggiebirdie posted a picture of herself and asked if everyone would give their opinions on her looks-when they told her she got pissed..(you've not been around long enough to remember that-but it wasn't pretty that's for sure. So step lightly grasshopper...step lightly.
Now if you posted a picture of MEL -now that would be something "I" personally would appreciate!
Airencracken
09-23-2005, 02:26 AM
they're not funny because they're kinda cliche. Not offensive at all, just kinda boooring. :P :D
i guess some people just take things more literally then others ......these are meant to be jokes .....not trying to offend anybody ....but if anybody's offended then i apologize.
didn't know that a simple little joke would be taken literally.
eSDee
09-23-2005, 09:32 AM
It's cool esme some of those were pretty funny :hihi: Welcome to G|A.
It's cool esme some of those were pretty funny :hihi: Welcome to G|A.
Thanks "eSDeeLoco" but i just wanted to make sure people don't take this the wrong way! .....i'm not here to offend anybody NOR do i "make friends" that way ......
:wavey2: btw, i'm not easily offended, when "RoniMan" posted the reply back i thought it was hilarous ...... i gave him props for it :cheers:
Jenny
09-23-2005, 10:46 AM
:heh: I enjoyed em all esme!! :D I know you were just kidding around. ;) We can joke about all men like that and know that really, that stuff is far from being true, right? :D
:heh: I enjoyed em all esme!! :D I know you were just kidding around. ;) We can joke about all men like that and know that really, that stuff is far from being true, right? :D
XACTLY!! :wavey2: thanks.
Airencracken
09-23-2005, 12:14 PM
likes I said, wasn't offended at all. Of course I'm aboot as easy to offend as Nija.
RoniMan
09-23-2005, 02:10 PM
likes I said, wasn't offended at all. Of course I'm aboot as easy as Nija.
really?! i never knew that..:wink:
anyways, i was utterly, totally, ultimately, absolutely...uh...other words that end with "-ly", offended. that's why i came up with the retort. wait, that's not why...it was because i was bored out of my mind.
:D
Airencracken
09-23-2005, 02:13 PM
Where is KY guy anwho?
really?! i never knew that.. :wink:
anyways, i was utterly, totally, ultimately, absolutely...uh...other words that end with "-ly", offended. that's why i came up with the retort. wait, that's not why...it was because i was bored out of my mind.
:D
well ....my favorite ones that you came up were ....
Women are like ....... Weather: No one can predict what’s tomorrow gonna be like. One day, bright and sunny. The next day…hurricane what’s-her-name
Women are like ....... Mascara: cause…uh….yeah….. <<<this one really got to me! :)
Women are like ....... Parking Spots: You’ll fight over a good one, but you then realize, ehh…there’s another one around the corner.
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