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WhiskeyPapa
09-26-2005, 06:50 AM
LINK (http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1577753,00.html)

It may be the oddest tale to emerge from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico.

Experts who have studied the US navy's cetacean training exercises claim the 36 mammals could be carrying 'toxic dart' guns. Divers and surfers risk attack, they claim, from a species considered to be among the planet's smartest. The US navy admits it has been training dolphins for military purposes, but has refused to confirm that any are missing.

Dolphins have been trained in attack-and-kill missions since the Cold War. The US Atlantic bottlenose dolphins have apparently been taught to shoot terrorists attacking military vessels. Their coastal compound was breached during the storm, sweeping them out to sea. But those who have studied the controversial use of dolphins in the US defence programme claim it is vital they are caught quickly. Also missing: sharks with fricking laser beams on their heads.

Butch
09-26-2005, 07:49 AM
LINK (http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1577753,00.html)
Also missing: sharks with fricking laser beams on their heads.

Well, to make the headline a little less alarmist and a little more accurate, you may want to say they "may" be missing . . . of course, that doesn't make it as funny ;)

bachviet
09-26-2005, 07:58 AM
LINK (http://observer.guardian.co.uk/international/story/0,6903,1577753,00.html)
Also missing: sharks with fricking laser beams on their heads.
Sounds like a clip from Austin Power movies. :P

esme
09-26-2005, 09:17 AM
sounds like something for ...... :heh:

http://myspace-048.vo.llnwd.net/00239/84/04/239024048_m.jpg

ialsohaveadream
09-26-2005, 04:40 PM
Also missing: sharks with fricking laser beams on their heads.
And mutated, ill-tempered sea bass. ;)