Need help for bachelorette party!

[FlyByPoster]

For all you SoCalis -- HELP!! My friend is having her bachelorette in Temecula next month and I need to find the, um, entertainment. Anybody know where I can get male exotic dancers in Temecula?!? :eek:

[avlena]

do a google on bachelorette parties... there's tons of sites which will list the available stripeprs for your area.

[FlyByPoster]

Thanks, I've done that and you're right, there are tons! I was kinda hoping I could get some personal referrals. I don't know why, but I kinda get the feeling that some of the posters on this board seem like they might know something that would be, um, helpful... :naughty:

[nickel]

i'll can't help ya out, but i'll take an invitation :D

[Merlin]

Slip Kevster and Nija a few singles and they'll surely shake their money makers for ya.

[ialsohaveadream]

I'll work for cheap. Of course, once you see the goods, you'll discover why I work for so cheap....

[cheapie]

Slip Kevster and Nija a few singles and they'll surely shake their money makers for ya.



yep. and kev's got a 12" weiner. :heh:

[Burzhui]

i'm retired

[nickel]

i'm retired
yeh, too hard to move around when you have one of these, eh?

http://gim.gupshup.org/gal/H/th_dungeon-ball-chain-2613g19605_7010446.JPG


:P

[cheapie]

or when the velvet gets too tight around the middle.


hehe

[Kevster]

yep. and kev's got a 12" weiner. :heh:

Actually, my weiner is 24" long.

:D

[RIVERWIDOW]

When my daughter got married her girls friend got a hotel room. They all went downtown San Diego in the Gaslamp Quarter. They found a reasonable
hotel and spent the night. All 7 of them in one room! Of course the hotel thought it was just 2. The stripper came around 8pm. Afterwards, they walked everywhere. You have to make sure and go to FStreet Bookstore to get the bridal headband for her to wear. It features 2 penis' like mouse ears. Kellie gots lots of free drinks because of that headband! Have fun! :)

[sixpac shakur]

Or instead of a stripper you could have one of those "Bedroom Toy" parties where the hostess will bring in someone to showcase (but not totally demonstrate) toys and other fun stuff. Or you could just go with the stripper. :fro:

[FlyByPoster]

Actually, my weiner is 24" long.

:D


You have a daschund too? :winkie:

Thanks for all the, um, helpful suggestions. You guys...suck.
KIDDING!!! Oh well, I'll be sure to post pictures, if they're not too incriminating, that is.

[Burzhui]

or when the velvet gets too tight around the middle.


hehe
ohh shut up ;) i am killing myself at the gym to make it not do that.... i am winning so far :)

[nate el bueno]

Slip Kevster and Nija a few singles and they'll surely shake their money makers for ya.
ehh, after that pic of nija in that names and faces thread.... :eek3:

[Kevster]

You have a daschund too? :winkie:



Having a 24" weiner is a blessing and a curse, really. Oh, and having the dachsund is fun too!
:D

[Kevster]

mine is 11 inch! no bull :censored:



Oooo that's a tiny one... they tend to have incontinence problems - does it pee uncontrollably when it gets scared or nervous? (It's ok, mine doesn't have that problem but I bet it can be embarrassing)

[esme]

For all you SoCalis -- HELP!! My friend is having her bachelorette in Temecula next month and I need to find the, um, entertainment. Anybody know where I can get male exotic dancers in Temecula?!? :eek:


LINK (http://www.latindancers.com/)

my friend used them for the opening of a club and they were good :)

[nickel]

LINK (http://www.latindancers.com/)

my friend used them for the opening of a club and they were good :)
have mercy! :drool:

[Burzhui]

they are some ugly guys... with good bodies

[esme]

they are some ugly guys... with good bodies


yes ...yes, there are! .....unf most companies just look for the bodies ....sucks!

[ialsohaveadream]

no... so far i havent have any problem, except complains from some of my girls... they said its too big and that it hurts... :bandit:
That's weird. With a weiner that small you wouldn't think it would hurt anyone. Even small children aren't usually scared by those.

Is your weiner still young? Maybe it'll grow when it gets older. If it's already reached it's full size, that's pretty depressing...maybe it didn't get enough love and attention when it was younger? I've heard that can be a cause.

[GracieBayb]

they are some ugly guys...
:stupid: and eww, that greasy beefy look just does not appeal to me :puke:

[nickel]

:stupid: and eww, that greasy beefy look just does not appeal to me :puke:
it's not grease, it's body lube. ;)

http://www.sextoy.co.nz/images/st_main_DSC_0155.jpg

[Kevster]

no... so far i havent have any problem, except complains from some of my girls...

You get complaints from your bitches? Do they cry or just whine a lot? How many do you have?

What about the anal gland impaction problem that is common with ones of that size? That can get very messy when they get infected because it ruptures into a large open sore. You have to express them while wearing a latex glove, which gets very smelly (at least I have been told). It all depends on what you feed it, really. High fiber is much better to alleviate the problem, but then again you might already know that.

[esme]

:spock: ....... :gle:

Oh yeah I have heard of that problem before. It can be really messy and smelly too. My brother had to deal with it once with his and it was pretty gross ......nobody wanted to be around him :2far:

[kgsilvas]

I vote for those latin dancers. Oh my!

[GracieBayb]

it's not grease, it's body lube. ;)

http://www.sextoy.co.nz/images/st_main_DSC_0155.jpg

HAHAHAHA, just because it makes you look luscious does not mean it works on guys who look like they need to get off the juice!!