welfareloser
10-05-2005, 09:00 PM
and i know why. don't even TELL me she ain't grumpy, neither. i know she is. we all are. and i'm going to tell you why, now...
*ahem*
BECAUSE YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE TWITS RUN HER SO RAGGED THAT SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO SCRATCH HER BUNS WHEN THEY ITCH, LET ALONE TRACK DOWN HER FOLDER OF CD'S, SELECT ONE SHE WANTS TO HEAR, PUT IT IN THE CD PLAYER, AND HIT PLAY. LIFE WITHOUT MUSIC IS LIFE WITHOUT SOUL... WHICH IS WHY SHE BEAT YOUR BUTT SO MUCH GROWING UP. THAT'S WHAT SOULLESS PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY ALL GRUMPY.
music is a part of who we are (us cool people, anyway :P haha, that's right, if you contradict me, it's because you're NOT COOL! ) it's important. life is better with it. our favorite songs help us to real feel who we are, or who we want to be (or, you know, how much we like sex, but hey, that's only, what, 87, 88 percent of the songs out there?) i miss being able to buy an album and just concentrate on listening to it, over and over, really feeling every nuance of it, savoring it... this is why people never get new favorite music after they get out of college, why our parents still love the beatles and not coldplay. because they don't have time to sit down, and really open up and absorb any new music.
moral of the story: buy yo mama a damn ipod for christmas. no, i didn't say the $23-after-rebate,less-than-a-gig,found-it-on-a-deals-page-while-mom-was-doing-my-laundry, MP3 player. You cheap out on this one, i will come beat you myself. i mean a big-ass ipod that will hold all her favorite music, that she can plug into the car stereo, into speakers at work, wear in her pocket when she's in the kitchen. and you could spend some time uploading her entire music collection in time to get it under the tree fully loaded.
it ain't even halloween yet. plenty o time. now get started!
(anyhoo. what i really meant was, tonight after bedtime, while cleaning up, it suddenly occured to me to put in a cd that i like to sing along to, and i realized how long it had been since i took the time to do that, and how NICE it was. and then i thought that the first splurge when i have income will be on a nice, fat little ipod.
but all that up there was funnier, so... :P )
*ahem*
BECAUSE YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE TWITS RUN HER SO RAGGED THAT SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO SCRATCH HER BUNS WHEN THEY ITCH, LET ALONE TRACK DOWN HER FOLDER OF CD'S, SELECT ONE SHE WANTS TO HEAR, PUT IT IN THE CD PLAYER, AND HIT PLAY. LIFE WITHOUT MUSIC IS LIFE WITHOUT SOUL... WHICH IS WHY SHE BEAT YOUR BUTT SO MUCH GROWING UP. THAT'S WHAT SOULLESS PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY ALL GRUMPY.
music is a part of who we are (us cool people, anyway :P haha, that's right, if you contradict me, it's because you're NOT COOL! ) it's important. life is better with it. our favorite songs help us to real feel who we are, or who we want to be (or, you know, how much we like sex, but hey, that's only, what, 87, 88 percent of the songs out there?) i miss being able to buy an album and just concentrate on listening to it, over and over, really feeling every nuance of it, savoring it... this is why people never get new favorite music after they get out of college, why our parents still love the beatles and not coldplay. because they don't have time to sit down, and really open up and absorb any new music.
moral of the story: buy yo mama a damn ipod for christmas. no, i didn't say the $23-after-rebate,less-than-a-gig,found-it-on-a-deals-page-while-mom-was-doing-my-laundry, MP3 player. You cheap out on this one, i will come beat you myself. i mean a big-ass ipod that will hold all her favorite music, that she can plug into the car stereo, into speakers at work, wear in her pocket when she's in the kitchen. and you could spend some time uploading her entire music collection in time to get it under the tree fully loaded.
it ain't even halloween yet. plenty o time. now get started!
(anyhoo. what i really meant was, tonight after bedtime, while cleaning up, it suddenly occured to me to put in a cd that i like to sing along to, and i realized how long it had been since i took the time to do that, and how NICE it was. and then i thought that the first splurge when i have income will be on a nice, fat little ipod.
but all that up there was funnier, so... :P )