Joky poo

[Burzhui]

Donald Rumsfeld was giving George Bush his daily global defense
briefing.

At the end of the South American section he concluded by saying:
"Sadly, the blast killed 3 Brazilian soldiers."

"OH NO!" the President exclaimed. "That's terrible!"

His staff sat stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching
the president, his head in his hands.
Finally, Bush looked up and asked, "How many exactly is a brazillion?"

[DarkFury]

Donald Rumsfeld was giving George Bush his daily global defense briefing.

Hmmmm.... so THAT's what they "call it" now huh? :hmm:


Kinky... :spock:

[Merlin]

I heard that one about a week ago except it was done as a blonde joke. Still pretty funny.

[Butch]

I heard that one about a week ago except it was done as a blonde joke. Still pretty funny.

Yup ;)

http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?t=91866

I like it as a Bush joke, though . . . now I can tell it without offending my fair-headed female friends.

[DarkFury]

Yup ;)

http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?t=91866

I like it as a Bush joke, though . . . now I can tell it without offending my fair-headed female friends.
It wouldn't matter either way... cause it would be "over their heads" anyway.


2 fer 1. Bwaaa haa haa haa... :heh: :hihi:

[BigJon]

Ok, I've got one...stop me if you've heard it.

Donald Rumsfeld was giving George Bush and a blonde his daily global defense
briefing...

[Cubsfan]

I thought that you misspelled "jockey", and figured this was either going to be a funny story about a horserider having an embarassing accident, or some soiled underwear...

[Jenny]

:heh: funny! Heard it before and still love it. ;)