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welfareloser
10-16-2005, 08:07 PM
me: dude, don't do that; that's nasty.
---- watching him slowly let froth dribble from his slack lower lip into the sink... sort of, approximately, mostly into the sink
me: just wipe it off with your hand; get it over with.

eg: but then my hand will be dirty.

me: use a towel.

eg: they're wet.

me: huh?
---- looking over my shoulder to the basket of towels fresh from the laundry, which i see has been soaked to the point that it's still leaking water, which suddenly makes the insane, choking screams of laughter during spazmonkey's bath make a whoooooole lotta sense
me: just wipe your hand on your pants.

eg: but that's bad manners, and then my PANTS will be di-

me: but that's what they're FOR.

eg: that's what pants are for?

me: well, YEAH- what did you think pants were for, silly? to cover your legs? they're for wiping your hands.

eg:
---- wearing that look of slowly-dawning ohNOWigetit that only occurs in humans between kindergarten and 2nd grade, at which point enthusiasm becomes uncool
eg: oooooooooooooh! they're for wiping... your HAAAAANDS!
---- nodding sagely
eg: smugly i knew that. so if PANTS... wearing that look on his face that on a child a few years younger would signal taking a dump ...are for wiping your HANDS... then shirts... SHIRTS are for wiping your mouth! grinning ear to ear at the elegance of it all

me: you're pretty smart, dude.







(yes, you party-poopers... i will clear this up with him... in the morning :hihi: growing up under my rule is a gas. wheeeee!)
Nija
10-16-2005, 08:10 PM
You are horrible, mommy... :drool:
Mommypooh
10-16-2005, 08:10 PM
Wow. Thank you I needed a laugh.

Yeah you really might want to straiten that out.
ialsohaveadream
10-16-2005, 08:19 PM
Would've been way cooler if you told him that OTHER people's pants were for wiping your hands. :)
Nija
10-16-2005, 08:22 PM
Would've been way cooler if you told him that OTHER people's pants were for wiping your hands. :)

Well, at least she didn't tell him that other people's pants were for wiping his mouth... then he might have caught teh ghey... ;)
Airencracken
10-16-2005, 08:28 PM
:lmfao:

not ghey! :cool:
ialsohaveadream
10-16-2005, 08:29 PM
Well, at least she didn't tell him that other people's pants were for wiping his mouth... then he might have caught teh ghey... ;)
Yeah, I heard there was an outbreak of that last week in Maine. :P
Nija
10-16-2005, 10:39 PM
Yeah, I heard there was an outbreak of that last week in Maine. :P
It's spreading then, because the last I heard it was running rampant in Massachusetts. I also heard there were two confirmed cases in the D.C. area ;)
ialsohaveadream
10-17-2005, 06:27 AM
It's spreading then, because the last I heard it was running rampant in Massachusetts. I also heard there were two confirmed cases in the D.C. area ;)
Two in DC? We've got an outbreak! Someone call the president! When he realizes what an emergency is, he'll get right to work on this...in a few weeks. :)

(Calm down, righties...it was just a joke)
LegendKiller
10-17-2005, 07:01 AM
Two in DC? We've got an outbreak! Someone call the president! When he realizes what an emergency is, he'll get right to work on this...in a few weeks. :)

(Calm down, righties...it was just a joke)


Ohhh noes! He will declare war on Teh Ghey!
ialsohaveadream
10-17-2005, 08:10 AM
Ohhh noes! He will declare war on Teh Ghey!
http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/78/owlyarly4rd.jpg
Sorry, couldn't resist.