A Joke

[kgsilvas]

A 4-10, 90-pound female janitor worked at an amusement park and was told to go out and sweep up the grounds. As she was getting ready to head out to clean up, her supervisor noticed her putting rocks in her pockets. When asked what she was doing, she pointed out that it was so windy out she was afraid of getting knocked over by the wind.

"So," she said, "now I weigh me down to sweep." :hihi:

[RoniMan]

:heh: i liked that one! that's pretty good!

[hapoo]

Calling Sir Froggy to Isle 93401
Repeat
Calling Sir Froggy to Isle 93401

[speedracer120]

:rolleyes:
:hihi:
So freaking corny.

[Airencracken]

:thud:

:rolleyes:

[Memo]

I don't get it?

[guiseppewv]

<Homer Simpson> Doh!!!! </Homer Simpson>

:thud:

[GraingerGuy]

I don't get it?

now I weigh me down to sweep = play on words..."Now I lay me down to sleep."

And if you really did get this....I'm an idiot for not seeing the sarcasm. :)

And yes...I did like it! :)

[nickel]

cute :P

[Lolita]

I have one (it doesn't deserve it's own thread so I'll stick it in here)

What's invisible and smells like carrots?




Rabbit farts.

[MikeD]

A 4-10, 90-pound female janitor worked at an amusement park and was told to go out and sweep up the grounds. As she was getting ready to head out to clean up, her supervisor noticed her putting rocks in her pockets. When asked what she was doing, she pointed out that it was so windy out she was afraid of getting knocked over by the wind.

"So," she said, "now I weigh me down to sweep." :hihi:

:hihi:


I have one (it doesn't deserve it's own thread so I'll stick it in here)

What's invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts.

:puke:

[Grimm]

Nice one kgsilvas.:thumbup:

[ShawnLee]

Yay! That's so bad it's great!