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11-11-2005, 10:18 AM
Tinfoil hats do not help!
11-11-2005, 10:21 AM
i'll bet that guy works for the CIA. :shifty:
11-11-2005, 10:29 AM
Dude I am laughing my @$$ off. That is funny.
11-11-2005, 10:30 AM
11-11-2005, 07:58 PM
I knew it....I knew my damn aluminum foil cap wasnt working. I must have been broadcasting my intentions to all those women at the bars. That must have been the reason they all ran away from me. This explains everything! Why didnt someone show me this sooner!
11-11-2005, 08:05 PM
Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.
11-11-2005, 09:05 PM
11-11-2005, 11:48 PM
Unless... that's just what they want you to think...:dodgy:
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