esme
11-16-2005, 09:44 AM
A little morning humor ...... :thumbup: :laugh:
"THE ANNIVERSARY GIFT"
My neighbor was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife (a charming lady) told him "Tomorrow there better be something in
the driveway for me that goes 0 to 200 in 3 seconds Flat!"
The next morning she found a small package in the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
MORRIS AND HIS WIFE ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR, AND EVERY YEAR MORRIS WOULD SAY,
"ESTHER, I'D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER."
ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED,
" I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS."
ONE YEAR ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO THE FAIR, AND MORRIS SAID
"ESTHER I'M 85 YEARS OLD. IF I DON'T RIDE THAT HELICOPTER, I MIGHT NEVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE."
ESTHER REPLIED
"MORRIS THAT HELICOPTER IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS."
THE PILOT OVER HEARD THE COUPLE AND SAID,
"FOLKS I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. I'LL TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU FOR A RIDE. IF YOU CAN STAY QUIET FOR THE ENTIRE RIDE AND NOT SAY A WORD I WON'T CHARGE YOU! BUT IF YOU SAY ONE WORD, IT'S 50 DOLLARS.
"MORRIS AND ESTHER AGREED AND UP THEY WENT.
THE PILOT DID ALL KINDS OF FANCY MANEUVERS, BUT NOT A WORD WAS
HEARD. HE DID HIS DARE DEVIL TRICKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, BUT STILL NOT A WORD.
WHEN THEY LANDED, THE PILOT TURNED TO MORRIS AND SAID
"BY GOLLY, I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO GET YOU TO YELL OUT, BUT YOU DIDN'T. I'M IMPRESSED!"
MORRIS REPLIED
"WELL I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING WHEN ESTHER FELL OUT, BUT
50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS."
"THE ANNIVERSARY GIFT"
My neighbor was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife (a charming lady) told him "Tomorrow there better be something in
the driveway for me that goes 0 to 200 in 3 seconds Flat!"
The next morning she found a small package in the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
MORRIS AND HIS WIFE ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR, AND EVERY YEAR MORRIS WOULD SAY,
"ESTHER, I'D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER."
ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED,
" I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS."
ONE YEAR ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO THE FAIR, AND MORRIS SAID
"ESTHER I'M 85 YEARS OLD. IF I DON'T RIDE THAT HELICOPTER, I MIGHT NEVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE."
ESTHER REPLIED
"MORRIS THAT HELICOPTER IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS."
THE PILOT OVER HEARD THE COUPLE AND SAID,
"FOLKS I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL. I'LL TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU FOR A RIDE. IF YOU CAN STAY QUIET FOR THE ENTIRE RIDE AND NOT SAY A WORD I WON'T CHARGE YOU! BUT IF YOU SAY ONE WORD, IT'S 50 DOLLARS.
"MORRIS AND ESTHER AGREED AND UP THEY WENT.
THE PILOT DID ALL KINDS OF FANCY MANEUVERS, BUT NOT A WORD WAS
HEARD. HE DID HIS DARE DEVIL TRICKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, BUT STILL NOT A WORD.
WHEN THEY LANDED, THE PILOT TURNED TO MORRIS AND SAID
"BY GOLLY, I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO GET YOU TO YELL OUT, BUT YOU DIDN'T. I'M IMPRESSED!"
MORRIS REPLIED
"WELL I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING WHEN ESTHER FELL OUT, BUT
50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS."