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Nanotech9
11-21-2005, 09:47 AM
just curious... last friday my back was hurting bigtime - i needed to be popped badly and my shoulder had
a lot of pain in it from some nerves being pinched.

my brother tried popping it twice with a little success, but it still hurt. My girlfriend popped it
a third time later friday evening and it was still hurting, although a little less.

Fridy evening my brother also gave me a bottle of this crap called "Cell Food" and told me to take it - 8 drops
in liquid 3 times a day.... i drank some friday night.

I work up saturday morning with almost no shoulder / back pain. I'm still not sure if its because we cracked my back 3 times and it finally let loose of the nerve, or if it was the cellfood.

Saturday afternoon i've got nothing to drink in the house but a MT Dew so i pop 8 drops into my soday and chug it down at lunch.... no big deal.

Sunday, i wake up feeling naseous. I munch a couple equate brand pepto-bismal tablets....
1.5hrs later at 8:30 in the morning i jump out of bed run into the bathroom and puke. I continue puking every half hour, continously untill about 2:30. I tried drinking a bit of water
and that came back up, but other than that, the only thing i was puking up was a greenish - yellowish mucus - looked maybe like stomach liner. Also, i noticed a lot of air being pushed out of my stomach (i.e. forcefull burping when puking).

around 4pm i ventured a couple of crackers and some cranberry juice, watered down. barely held that down. Sometime in the afternoon i developed a 101 fever and had to take to cool
baths to keep me from overheating, on top of being in a lot of aching muscle pain (most likely from the fever). I took 4 tylonol cold pillls to reduce the fever.

Finally this morning i'm feeling some better - my appetite has returned and most of my muscle pain is gone although my lower back muscles now hurt.

I called my brother and told him i'de be giving the junk back to him. Hes swearing it either had nothing to do with the cellfood, or that its because i took it with soda...

well, nowhere on the bottle does it say not to take it with soda... in fact, theres really no instructions on taking it - all they say is "its organic" and "you cant takke too much of it"
because "your body will only use what it needs" which is BS... you take too much of anything, say, a vitamin, your body will absorb it as long as its in your system. It'll try to purge what it
can, but untill then its still absorbing.

On another very interesting note.... CELLFOOD EATS THROUGH PLASTIC. Figure this one out....

the bottle my brother gave me - i put it in my pocket friday night, right there along with my pocket knife... the next day i take it out and am trying to figure out what this wazy substance
on my knife caseing is... since i tlooks like wax so much, i decide to run it under warm water to try to soften it up... well, it softens up, and turns white... i start to scrape it off, and i
realize i'm scraping off the actual plastic of the knife caseing. I'm digging gouges into the knife caseing with my fingernail. Mind you i've had this knife for probably 8 years and its
been subjected to all kinds of chemicals and never hurt by any of them.

So, i test my theory... i put a drop of cellfood on the knife in a spot where its not white yet... leave it for 1min, and wipe it off with a damp rag... It had already started to eat into the
caseing and turn it white.

I dont know about you guys, but i'm not about to put something thats able to eat through plastic back into my body. Sorry.


Anyway, thats just a heads up for anyone looking to use that stuff.

from the little i could research it, theres no real-world testing done with it... just wild claims from people who its helped, but no chemical testing or scintific background or backing on it... in fact some people who are supposedly chemists / physicists posted on a board mentioning how the manufacturer listed some things wrongly by throwing around a lot of big chemical words incorrectly.

zippyjuan
11-21-2005, 06:29 PM
Get rid of the snake oil. Arsenic is organic too.

Jeffbx
11-22-2005, 06:04 AM
Heh - whenever someone tells me how good for you something is because it's natural & organic, I like to point out that marijuana is also 100% natural & organic. No processing or artificial fillers needed!

kgsilvas
11-22-2005, 09:41 AM
:laugh: Isn't that what they feed you when you're in jail? Seriously, run away from that stuff!

Here's the list of Cell Food ingredients: :bigeyes:
Enhanced Oxygen
Trace Minerals
Actinium • Antimony • Argon • Astatine • Barium • Berylium • Bismuth • Boron • Bromine • Calcium • Carbon • Cerium • Cesium • Chromium • Cobalt • Copper • Dysprosium • Erbium • Europium • Fluorine • Gadolinium • Gallium • Germanium • Gold • Hafnium • Helium • Holmium • Hydrogen • Indium • Iodine • Iridium • Iron • Krypton • Lanthanum • Lithium • Lutetium • Magnesium • Manganese • Molybdenum • Neodymium • Neon • Nickel • Niobium • Nitrogen • Osmium • Oxygen • Palladium • Phosphorous • Platinum • Polonium • Potassium • Praseodymium • Promethium • Rhenium • Rhodium • Rubidium • Ruthenium • Samarium • Selenium • Silica • Silicon • Silver • Sodium • Sulfur • Tantalum • Technetium • Tellurium • Terbium • Thallium • Thorium • Tin • Titanium • Tungsten • Vanadium • Xenon • Ytterbium • Zinc • Zirconium
Metabolic Enzymes
Hydrolases, Carbohydrases: Maltase, Sucrase, Emulsin.
Nucleases: Polynucleotidase, Nucleotidase.
Hydrases: Fumarase, Enolase.
Peptidases: Aminopolypeptidase, Dipeptidase, Prolinase.
Esterases: Lipase, Phosphotase, Sulfatase.
Copper Enzymes: Tyrosinase, Ascorbic Acid, Oxidase
Iron Enzymes: Catalase, Cytochrome oxidase, Peroxidase
Enzymes containing coenzymes 1 and/or 2: Lactic Dehydrogenase, Robison Ester, Dehydrogenase
Enzymes which reduce cytochrome: Succinic Dehydrogenase
Yellow Enzymes: Warburg's Old Yellow Enzymes, Diaphorase, Haas Enzyme, Cytochrome C reductase
Amidase: Urease
Mutases: Aldehyde Mutase, Glyoxalase
Desmolases: Zymohexase, Carboxylase
Other Enzymes: Phosphorylase, Phosphohexisomerase, Hexokinase, Phosphoglumutase
Amino Acids
Alanine • Arginine • Aspartic Acid • Cystine • Glutamic Acid • Glycine • Histidine • Isoleucine • Lysine • Methionine • Phenylalanine • Proline • Serine • Threonine • Tryptophan • Tyrosine • Valine
http://www.contactplus.com/cellfood/ingredients.htm

Houdini
11-22-2005, 04:39 PM
Heh - whenever someone tells me how good for you something is because it's natural & organic, I like to point out that marijuana is also 100% natural & organic. No processing or artificial fillers needed!

Heh...the deathcap mushroom, hemlock, and dog s*** are organic, but not good for you!

Organic <> always healthy

Houdini
11-22-2005, 04:42 PM
:laugh: Isn't that what they feed you when you're in jail? Seriously, run away from that stuff!

Here's the list of Cell Food ingredients: :bigeyes:
Enhanced Oxygen
Trace Minerals
Actinium • Antimony • Argon • Astatine • Barium • Berylium • Bismuth • Boron • Bromine • Calcium • Carbon • Cerium • Cesium • Chromium • Cobalt • Copper • Dysprosium • Erbium • Europium • Fluorine • Gadolinium • Gallium • Germanium • Gold • Hafnium • Helium • Holmium • Hydrogen • Indium • Iodine • Iridium • Iron • Krypton • Lanthanum • Lithium • Lutetium • Magnesium • Manganese • Molybdenum • Neodymium • Neon • Nickel • Niobium • Nitrogen • Osmium • Oxygen • Palladium • Phosphorous • Platinum • Polonium • Potassium • Praseodymium • Promethium • Rhenium • Rhodium • Rubidium • Ruthenium • Samarium • Selenium • Silica • Silicon • Silver • Sodium • Sulfur • Tantalum • Technetium • Tellurium • Terbium • Thallium • Thorium • Tin • Titanium • Tungsten • Vanadium • Xenon • Ytterbium • Zinc • Zirconium
Metabolic Enzymes
Hydrolases, Carbohydrases: Maltase, Sucrase, Emulsin.
Nucleases: Polynucleotidase, Nucleotidase.
Hydrases: Fumarase, Enolase.
Peptidases: Aminopolypeptidase, Dipeptidase, Prolinase.
Esterases: Lipase, Phosphotase, Sulfatase.
Copper Enzymes: Tyrosinase, Ascorbic Acid, Oxidase
Iron Enzymes: Catalase, Cytochrome oxidase, Peroxidase
Enzymes containing coenzymes 1 and/or 2: Lactic Dehydrogenase, Robison Ester, Dehydrogenase
Enzymes which reduce cytochrome: Succinic Dehydrogenase
Yellow Enzymes: Warburg's Old Yellow Enzymes, Diaphorase, Haas Enzyme, Cytochrome C reductase
Amidase: Urease
Mutases: Aldehyde Mutase, Glyoxalase
Desmolases: Zymohexase, Carboxylase
Other Enzymes: Phosphorylase, Phosphohexisomerase, Hexokinase, Phosphoglumutase
Amino Acids
Alanine • Arginine • Aspartic Acid • Cystine • Glutamic Acid • Glycine • Histidine • Isoleucine • Lysine • Methionine • Phenylalanine • Proline • Serine • Threonine • Tryptophan • Tyrosine • Valine
http://www.contactplus.com/cellfood/ingredients.htm

And what's the purpose of most of that stuff? Probably nothing. Multivitamins are in fact rarely necessarily for the average joe who eats a healty diet. This stuff sounds kinda strange to me, a little to psueudoscientific. It probably won't hurt you much, but many of those things (Warburg's Old Yellow Enzyme)? WTF?

zippyjuan
11-22-2005, 05:36 PM
Cesium is a radioactive element used in atomic clocks.

Thesifer
11-22-2005, 05:38 PM
Here's the list of Cell Food ingredients:
Enhanced Oxygen
Trace Minerals
Actinium • Antimony • Argon • Astatine • Barium • Berylium • Bismuth • Boron • Bromine • Calcium • Carbon • Cerium • Cesium • Chromium • Cobalt • Copper • Dysprosium • Erbium • Europium • Fluorine • Gadolinium • Gallium • Germanium • Gold • Hafnium • Helium • Holmium • Hydrogen • Indium • Iodine • Iridium • Iron • Krypton • Lanthanum • Lithium • Lutetium • Magnesium • Manganese • Molybdenum • Neodymium • Neon • Nickel • Niobium • Nitrogen • Osmium • Oxygen • Palladium • Phosphorous • Platinum • Polonium • Potassium • Praseodymium • Promethium • Rhenium • Rhodium • Rubidium • Ruthenium • Samarium • Selenium • Silica • Silicon • Silver • Sodium • Sulfur • Tantalum • Technetium • Tellurium • Terbium • Thallium • Thorium • Tin • Titanium • Tungsten • Vanadium • Xenon • Ytterbium • Zinc • Zirconium
Metabolic Enzymes
Hydrolases, Carbohydrases: Maltase, Sucrase, Emulsin.
Nucleases: Polynucleotidase, Nucleotidase.
Hydrases: Fumarase, Enolase.
Peptidases: Aminopolypeptidase, Dipeptidase, Prolinase.
Esterases: Lipase, Phosphotase, Sulfatase.
Copper Enzymes: Tyrosinase, Ascorbic Acid, Oxidase
Iron Enzymes: Catalase, Cytochrome oxidase, Peroxidase
Enzymes containing coenzymes 1 and/or 2: Lactic Dehydrogenase, Robison Ester, Dehydrogenase
Enzymes which reduce cytochrome: Succinic Dehydrogenase
Yellow Enzymes: Warburg's Old Yellow Enzymes, Diaphorase, Haas Enzyme, Cytochrome C reductase
Amidase: Urease
Mutases: Aldehyde Mutase, Glyoxalase
Desmolases: Zymohexase, Carboxylase
Other Enzymes: Phosphorylase, Phosphohexisomerase, Hexokinase, Phosphoglumutase
Amino Acids
Alanine • Arginine • Aspartic Acid • Cystine • Glutamic Acid • Glycine • Histidine • Isoleucine • Lysine • Methionine • Phenylalanine • Proline • Serine • Threonine • Tryptophan • Tyrosine • Valine

But yeah reading those ingredients, I'm not too sure I would want to take it.

riskykougra
11-25-2005, 04:43 AM
Hmmm...do you and your brother have to share an inheritance? Just wondering if he had alterior motives when he gave that to you...:shifty:

InfiniteNothing
11-25-2005, 10:43 AM
Get rid of the snake oil. Arsenic is organic too.

I don't think that it is. It's a mineral isn't it?


Hmmm...do you and your brother have to share an inheritance? Just wondering if he had alterior motives when he gave that to you...:hmm:

riskykougra
11-25-2005, 06:21 PM
I don't think that it is. It's a mineral isn't it?

:hmm:
:shrug: what?...I was kidding...:|

verve247
11-25-2005, 08:12 PM
It must be the oxygen the vitamin contains. Granted it only contains trace amounts of oxygen, i here oxygen is vital to staying healthy.


Seriously, It was probably a coincidence that you naturally healed after taking the vitamin earlier.

zippyjuan
11-25-2005, 11:42 PM
The irony is that oxygen also damages cells. It causes free radicals which contribute to aging and possibly some diseases.

verve247
11-26-2005, 05:09 PM
The irony is that oxygen also damages cells. It causes free radicals which contribute to aging and possibly some diseases.

Well indirectly yes, and only as a result of other mechanisms, such as radiation or phagocytosis. O_2 is rather safe.