Top thirty facts about Chuck Norris

[cheapie]

:heh:

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

[guiseppewv]

Pretty funny. :heh:

[nickel]

Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds. :kawaii:

[Freelance Superhero]

:heh:
a friend of mine forwarded me a similar list some time ago, but there were some from this link that weren't in my email.

"There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris."

[Showtime]

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

[eSDee]

Top thirty facts about Vin Diesel:

http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty

[Bires]

...and now a random fact about Mr. T:
Chuck Norris was originally cast as Face in the A-Team. When the directors asked him to shave off his beard he roundhouse kicked George Peppard in the face and walked off the set. The producers then offered the role of B.A. to Chuck's mortal enemy, Mr. T, out of spite. The rest is television history.

[molecularfire]

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris

:eek2:

[zenbooty]

Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's ****.

Vin Diesel coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence.

It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.

To attain inner peace, Vin Diesel eats Buddhists

[BigJon]

My fav so far:

Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

[Kevster]

Top thirty facts about Vin Diesel:

http://www.4q.cc/vin/index.php?topthirty

I know it's been a few months, but for the complete, unabridged database on Vin Diesel, look no further. (http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?t=89203) ;)

[Bires]

I know it's been a few months, but for the complete, unabridged database on Vin Diesel, look no further. (http://www.gotapex.com/forums/showthread.php?t=89203) ;)
Same link to the same site. His is to the top-30. To get all of them...the lower right.

Not to be post nazi... http://members.cox.net/bires/internetpics/hitler.gif

[Houdini]

Vin Diesel's best role was in "The Iron Giant."

-H

[ShawnLee]

Hahaha. I found this link from college humor of Chuck Norris talking about the Chuck Norris facts.
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1652620/