Dictionary For Decoding Women's Personal Ads

[johnnymk]

40-ish...............................49

Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.

Athletic.............................No breasts.

Average looking...................Mooooooo.

Beautiful............................Pathological liar.

Emotionally Secure...............On medication.

Feminist..............................Fat.

Free spirit...........................Junkie.

Friendship first.....................Former sl*t.

New-Age........................... Body hair in the wrong places.

Open-minded.......................Desperate

Outgoing.............................Loud and Embarrassing.

Professional..........................B*tch.

Voluptuous...........................Very Fat.

Large frame...........................Hugely Fat.

Wants Soul mate....................Stalker.

[nickel]

:agree:

[ShawnLee]

Hahahahaha. :heh: Too funny.

[oblongmelon]

I dunno-If I had to pick one for feminist-it wouldn't be fat..it would be more like MANLY LESBIAN PRISON GUARD.

[dsuds]

Seeking long term relationship.......Needs new daddy for her 4 kids.

Quiet........................................Manic-depressive.

[ArkiStan]

great personality.........................................quite ugly

[zero2dash]

Voluptuous...........................Very Fat.

MMMM...my favorite. :thumb:
(The title of the movie rings true: "Real women have curves")
Dayum straight :hehehmm:

[DarkFury]

I'll have to admit...

This list made me bust out laughing at work.... Bwwaa haa ha haa haa...

[surfer]

Thanks! This could come in handy...