Women's English / Men's English

[johnnymk]

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = You're in trouble

7. Sure, go ahead = You better not

8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!

10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is s$x all you ever
think about?


MEN'S ENGLISH:

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = Let's have s$x now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have s$x?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have s$x with you.

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have s$x with you.

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have s$x with you.

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have s$x with you

11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

[Pemolis]

Heheheheh..... aww damn...

You know this will only make men self concious, while women will only say.... YEP... thats all men!!!

[Mommypooh]

these must be the things that get my husband to make me mad by asuming I am saying something else when i am really not.