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ufcrusher
12-08-2005, 05:10 PM
Woman Allegedly Hires Hit Man for Cheese

MEMPHIS, Tenn. - In an unusual case of mistaken identity, a woman who thought a block of white cheese was cocaine is charged with trying to hire a hit man to rob and kill four men. The woman also was mistaken about the hit man. He turned out to be an undercover police officer.

Jessica Sandy Booth, 18, was arrested over the weekend and remains in jail with bond set at $1 million on four charges of attempted murder and four counts of soliciting a murder.

According to police, Booth was in the Memphis home of the four intended victims last week when she mistook a block of queso fresco cheese for cocaine — inspiring the idea to hire someone to break into the home, take the drugs, and kill the men.

An informant described the plot to police, who arranged a meeting between Booth and the undercover officer.

The undercover officer gave Booth some nonfunctioning handguns, bought ammunition for her because she was too young, and the two proceeded to the home under police surveillance.

Booth told the officer that any children inside the house old enough to testify would have to be killed, police said.

A search of the home with the permission of the occupants revealed no drugs — only the white, crumbly cheese common in Mexican cuisine.

"Four men were going to lose their lives over some cheese," said Lt. Jeff Clark, who heads Project Safe Neighborhoods.

Grimm
12-08-2005, 05:15 PM
Brings to mind a new slogan:
"Cheese, it's to die for!"

Mommypooh
12-08-2005, 05:19 PM
wow. she has issues. or as my daughter would say "Issues, Jessica"

She is so cute.

esme
12-08-2005, 05:21 PM
what an idiot!!

bachviet
12-08-2005, 08:25 PM
She's one hardcore 18 years old. :eek:

ShawnLee
12-09-2005, 01:23 AM
:lmfao:
She's one hardcore 18 years old. :eek:But fortunately for the rest of us, a stupid one.
Or is that redundant? A stupid 18 yo?

zenbooty
12-09-2005, 06:57 AM
I want to watch her try and snort or freebase cheese.

I mean, in a world where you can get cheese in an aerosol can, why not?

KIISQueen
12-09-2005, 07:52 AM
Ruthless Girl!!!!

DarkFury
12-09-2005, 01:09 PM
Ah... the power of CHEEZE!!!! :heh:

Mommypooh
12-09-2005, 03:19 PM
Ah... the power of CHEEZE!!!! :heh:

:stupid: :heh: :lmfao: :lmfao:

ShawnLee
12-10-2005, 02:40 AM
I want to watch her try and snort or freebase cheese.

I mean, in a world where you can get cheese in an aerosol can, why not?
I must've snorted up half of Peru!
Dude... The image there is too great. "Wait, it's not working, I think I need more!"