Yo' Mammy Wears Army Boots!!

[johnnymk]

I just thought I would spice things up since the Political Forum is down.:boxing:

[DarkFury]

You momma's teeth so yellow.... she spit butter. :D

[ShawnLee]

Yo mama so fat, when lays around the house, she lays AROUND the house.

That, and the Army boots one. I never understood that. My friend from college (an officer now) grew up amused by that. Both of his parents were instructors at the Army Airborne school. His mom wore combat boots and he was proud.

"Your mom wears combat boots!"
"So?"

[BigJon]

Yo momma so uuuugly they had to tie a steak around her neck just to get the dog to play with her!

[hoey222]

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

[KIISQueen]

your mamma's so fat, when your dad mounts her he burns his ass on the lightbulb

[Winston]

yo mamma so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone

[Freelance Superhero]

here's one from back in the day:

yo mama's so fat, when her pager goes off, people think she's backin up.

[Cheesypuff]

yo moma's so fat, she uses a whole bar a soap every time she takes a shower.

[DarkFury]

Yo Momma so greedy, she went to KFC and licked everyone else's fingers... :lick:

[attgig]

<rp>your mother is so fat, that when she jump for joy....she got stuck.


thank you.</rp>

[GraingerGuy]

Yo mamma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch

Yo mamma's so hairy, she looks like Chewbacca with a weave

*Steps off stage*

[Mommypooh]

:lmfao: Thank you for the laughs

[DaFunkyUnit]

Yo mama so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone directory.

[Burzhui]

Yo mama so fat she got smaller fat mamas in her orbit

[zenbooty]

Yo momma's so fat whenever she goes to the beach they keep trying to push her back into the water.

You mamma's so fat that when she wears her Malcolm X T-shirt helicopters try to land on her.

[esme]

You mamma's so fat that when she wears her Malcolm X T-shirt helicopters try to land on her.


:laugh:


:thumbup:

[DarkFury]

Yo Momma so ugly.... that if "ugly" were bricks... her face would be "The Projects". :heh:

[MikeD]

Yo mama so fat she got smaller fat mamas in her orbit

:lmfao: Good one Burz...

So do folks with, ummm, "healthy" mommas take this stuff personally? :hehehmm:

[Markel]

your mother is so fat, that when she jump for joy....she got stuck.
What's with this "your mother" stuff, Mr. Politeness! :heh:

[dbax791]

Yo mamma so stupid she thinks the Mexican border pays rent!

[molecularfire]

Your mama's so fat that your dad has to roll over twice to get off of her.

[sourdough]

Your mamma's so bland, they call her 'frenchbread'.

[welfareloser]

my first thought was ohhhh, lord... he started off with "mammy" ... where the fh is this going?!?!?!? :heh:

[DarkFury]

Yo Momma so stupid... she asked "What army General Electric was in?"