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Airencracken
12-12-2005, 03:19 PM
http://www.wltx.com/fyi/fyi.aspx?storyid=33194

That's Not Your Husband, It's a Mannequin!

By Lindy Thackston
First Coast News

KINGSLAND, GA -- Suzy Walker loves to share a meal with her husband, despite getting some strange looks.

"I think if they knew what I was doing they would probably enjoy it," said Walker.

Walker says she stands by her man because he's a doll. Literally. She has a mannequin that eerily resembles her husband, a sailor on the USS West Virginia.

"When I put the mustache on him, I couldn't believe the resemblance," said Walker. "It's incredible."

It's the newlywed's first separation, and Walker was looking for a way to get through the alone time.

"I was surfing EBay and I saw a sailor for sale," said Walker. "One day he was used for a photo shoot in Washington, and I was the high bidder."

Walker bought her stand-in man for $200 and she takes him everywhere.

He's been to the movie theater, Victoria's Secret, and the gas station to buy lottery tickets.

The couple attracts lots of attention.

"It helps me pass the time while he's gone," said Walker. "And knowing that I'm making him a photo album so he really will know where I've been, gives me a good feeling."

The mannequin weighs about 40 pounds.

Her husband, DB Walker, had no idea at first, but word quickly spread to the submarine, and he thinks it's hilarious.

No word yet on when DB Walker will return home to Kingsland.
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:nuts:

cadetevon
12-12-2005, 03:25 PM
WTF. Um, hey sailor.... consider an annulment.

esme
12-12-2005, 03:27 PM
what a way to cope ...... **coo coo**

cadetevon
12-12-2005, 04:03 PM
what a way to cope ...... **coo coo**
I was thinking the same thing :nuts:

Prisoner 24601
12-12-2005, 04:12 PM
If you were the sailor, would you want to return to that?

zippyjuan
12-12-2005, 04:15 PM
Sounds like he is not the one who has been out to sea too long.

bachviet
12-12-2005, 04:22 PM
He will be the recipient of the lovely Navy jokes for a long time. :D

eSDee
12-12-2005, 04:40 PM
She is just using it as an excuse to use the carpool lane.

Prisoner 24601
12-12-2005, 04:50 PM
She is just using it as an excuse to use the carpool lane.

I dunno, Id rather you the pregnant excuse then that one but then again, she's not all there!

ialsohaveadream
12-12-2005, 06:03 PM
If you were the sailor, would you want to return to that?
I wouldn't marry it, but crazy girls are usually kept around for one reason...she must be FANTASTIC. :)

molecularfire
12-12-2005, 10:10 PM
Am I the only one who thinks what she's doing is adorable?

clutchy
12-12-2005, 10:19 PM
If you were the sailor, would you want to return to that?


He could fight the "guy" to win back his lady friends affectations, or maybe she might even end up preferring the mannequin... silly lady....

KIISQueen
12-12-2005, 11:07 PM
Lady has serious issues!!! Esta Completamente loca en la cabeza


:eye:

Gothic Girl
12-12-2005, 11:55 PM
That's even worse than Norman Bates! Heh heh, psychos rule :heh:


Am I the only one who thinks what she's doing is adorable?
Ummm, yep.

kgsilvas
12-13-2005, 08:27 AM
Am I the only one who thinks what she's doing is adorable?
No, I think it's kind of sweet. A bit wacky, but sweet.

DaFunkyUnit
12-13-2005, 04:04 PM
He could fight the "guy" to win back his lady friends affectations, or maybe she might even end up preferring the mannequin... silly lady....

or it could end up being a three-way

Eiffel Tower, baby! :hihi:

ufcrusher
12-13-2005, 05:47 PM
If it were a real doll, it might be a bit more understandable. For those who dont know what a real doll is, dont do a search at work as its not work safe. Hence the reason I didnt just type the website address that came up after googling the name.

sourdough
12-13-2005, 06:20 PM
Stories like this make me glad I am just a sourdough round and not human.

welfareloser
12-13-2005, 06:55 PM
hey, if soliciting strange looks from strangers is how she entertains herself... more power to her :heh:

Jane83
12-14-2005, 01:25 AM
and i thought i had issues....

Mommypooh
12-14-2005, 10:38 AM
and i thought i had issues....

:stupid: :umm:

Grimm
12-14-2005, 01:11 PM
Normal people don't do things like this. People who absolutely must be the center of attention at all times do things like this.

molecularfire
12-14-2005, 04:09 PM
and i thought i had issues....
Oh, don't worry... I'm sure you still do. One thing that took me a while to learn in life is that other people's insanity doesn't make me any saner. :P