question for GAM... can i, can i, huh, can i, PLEEEEEEASE?!?!?!

[welfareloser]

so i've been making candy by the bucketload for xmas (note to anyone who thinks it's a good idea... don't try hard candy if you have a low or even medium frustration tolerance... i done gave up on it entirely and am sticking to variations on "chocolate" ;) ) like a good little housewife who knows my place :D then i found some leftover marshmallow peeps bunnies in the bowels of my junk food cabinet. then i cracked a beer. then the bunnies did some naughty, naughty things to each other with the help of some superglue. i took pictures.

so can i post the bunny porn on my blog or in the forums? or is marshmallow indecency too wrong for a family site? :P if you need a gauge of how wrong it is... the dude manning the digital photo printouts at osco drug didn't call the police on me, just rang up my $7.50 and told me to have a nice day :hihi:

[eSDee]

I gotta see this! Please GAM!

[Kevster]

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[ialsohaveadream]

Nobody wants to see your filthy holiday-candy smut, lady!

Unless it's in 1024 x 728 size that can be easily applied as a desktop image.

[Freelance Superhero]

i must see them.

i must.

[DarkFury]

PM still works... :heh:

[welfareloser]

dude... you laughin. this is so much more fun than PM. :P

[zippyjuan]

Making hard candy depends very much on the temperature. It has to be within just a few degrees for it to work properly. The sugars need to melt and reform properly.

[welfareloser]

Making hard candy depends very much on the temperature. It has to be within just a few degrees for it to work properly. The sugars need to melt and reform properly.

yep. armed with my trusty candy thermometer, i finally got a good batch of watermelon flavored hard candy into christmas tree molds, with colorful bits of gummi candies embedded to look like lights and stuff... they were beautiful. then they didn't come out of the molds, despite my greasing them as directed. so i smacked them on the table, as instructed... and they broke to pieces. so i cracked a beer, ate some chocolate, and made some bunny porn. much more satisfying than throwing a tantrum, really ;)

[Jenny]

lol I wanna see too!

[angl2b]

I wanna see!!!!!!!!

[avlena]

me too!!! share the bunny porn!! (please GAM, pretty pretty please?)

[Hiro]

I think that you need to e-mail them to me so i can host them on a Marshmallow Bunny Porn site. PM me if that's an option.

[welfareloser]

yeah! i mean, dude, you've got that whole big political forum that's all empty and stuff... just hang up a new sign on it that says "bunny porn forum" :D

i've got the most awesome prank planned for this too; hence the photo prints. it's genius! people will talk about it for weeks! (the victims, that is; you people here on the net are far too jaded by tbugrils (the censor catches that one, huh? :heh: ) and goatmen and whatnot to be too impressed with a simple bunny porn prank...) :P

[Grafalgar]

10 PRINT "Peeps Bunny Porn!"
20 GOTO 10

[Cubsfan]

10 PRINT "Peeps Bunny Porn!"
20 GOTO 10
You have no idea how much I wish I didn't understand this, and also didn't find it funny :)

Bring on the pictures!

[Hiro]

You have no idea how much I wish I didn't understand this, and also didn't find it funny :)
:stupid:

Why do I understand such speak? :(

[BigJon]

10 Print "Do you like marshmallow bunny porn?"
20 Print "Press 1 for Yes and 2 for No."
30 Input A
40 If A = 2 Goto 70
50 Print "Marshmallow Bunny Porn!";
60 Goto 50
70 Print "Aww...too bad."
End


It's been awhile....I think my snytax is correct.

[Merlin]

This is the saddest thread ever.

[TruckStuff]

You have no idea how much I wish I didn't understand this, and also didn't find it funny :) :stupid:

:disa:

:D

[Sirrich3]

Gotta see this...

[Thesifer]

and for once the GAM is silent...

[welfareloser]

and for once the GAM is silent...

haven't you noticed that, above all, GAM values exquisite comic timing? GAM's waiting for the perfect moment to weigh in, i'm sure...

[Merlin]

Don't worry. I'm sure he and his bold typing will show up soon enough.

[cheapie]

i gotta see this.

[JackHammer]

Same here. Do it. Do it.

[InfiniteNothing]

and for once the GAM is silent...

I'm sure the GAM collective is discussing and processing this information amongst itself.

[Markel]

I'm sure the GAM collective is discussing and processing this information amongst itself.
Are you suggesting that GAM suffers from Multiple Personality Disorder? :hmm:

[blueindian]

i gotta see this.

i thought you were done with porn, no?

[bachviet]

i gotta see this.
:agree:

[speedracer120]

What a jack rabbit tease.

[cheapie]

i thought you were done with porn, no?


does bunny porn count? cuz i highly doubt i'll be lusting over it! :hihi:

[jstreet]

Um, guys, my brother is actually a bunny, and I have a problem with bunny objectification..........



......no seriously let's see the bunny porn.

[Mommypooh]

comeon I wanna see this. GAM please....

[smeakim]

This is pretty funny. I'm in. lets see the bunny porn. Start a poll and see if a democracy can outweight "Them" you know them. They may agree.

[Yossarian]

hit me!

[welfareloser]

well, if it/they don't want it posted, i can always email it to interested parties. after an extensive age verification process, of course :hihi:

boy, after all the hype, the actual thing may be a bit of a let-down, since i was pretty hamfisted and some of the anatomy is a bit... uh... mis-shapen. one of prm's quotes was "why does that one have it sticking out of his belly button? you'd think you'd never seen one before..." :hihi:

the poses are quite artful, though. two of the three scenes are now in someone's "mailbox" in the student lounge (the gangbang scene was too big to fit). i hung up an upholstery sample over the slot with mounting tape, and affixed a sign to the curtain that says "THE BUNNY HOUSE - open 9 pm to 4 am." then, i put hard copies of the pics of the three scenes in the mailboxes of my friends nodamnedsense, boynamedsue, bigcrazyninja, xboxninja, and of course positiverolemodel. the pics were folded up in a piece of paper that said " "Come" to Big Pimp "Peeps" Smith's House of Bunnies - where one-eared hoes are always half-price!" (the gang-bang scene has the ho missing an ear... i needed it to form another piece of anatomy...) so they'll look at the pics... notice the "smith" mailbox has a curtain and sign... look behind the curtain... here's the best part... the guy whose mailbox i actually turned into the bunny house... i've never met! :heh: he's a super-funny guy, and will appreciate the joke, but he's never going to figure out who did it, until one of my other friends figures it out and tells him, anyway. :hihi: it's genius, i say! pranking someone who doesn't know you!

[cheapie]

they could of course be all uploaded to ray's uploader in a "bunny" folder and we could all gaze to our heart's content.

http://www.littleboyinc.com/uploader2/

and folders viewed here: http://www.littleboyinc.com/uploader2/?mode=browse&uploadid=157

[Merlin]

hit me!
Okay. :bonk:

[welfareloser]

okay, when i click that first uploader link, it just asks me to upload files... do i then get an option to create a folder? i just don't wanna upload all willy-nilly and have them wind up in a place where there's no warning.

[cheapie]

see where it says name at the top? that's what the folder will be called.

[welfareloser]

see where it says name at the top? that's what the folder will be called.

ah, thanks.

done. no link, but i'm sure y'all can find it. ;)

[sizemic1]

:heh: LMAO! Nice work!

[Mommypooh]

that is just wrong :lmfao:

[speedracer120]

:agree: :stupid:
A true mark of a bored person. Good job.

[cheapie]

:heh:

[Grimm]

I'm thinking that the subject matter is not entirely appropriate for the site.

Not that I don't think it is funny, but I am sure Apex doesn't want G|A? to be thought of as "The Marshmallow Bunny Pr0n Site".

You might get him to approve a link to a site where you host the pics though.

[cheapie]

way ahead of you buddy. the deed is done.

[angl2b]

:thumbup: LOL!!!!!!

[esme]

Roflmao!!!!!!!!

[baggio248]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!:heh: That is too funny. I see a new market for peeps.

[DarkFury]

Looks like some "side ear nibbling" was goin on too in that peep orgy...


Bwaaa haa haa haa.... Spank that monkey... umm... I mean rabbit. :heh:

[Jenny]

LOL That's just so, so wrong. Funny as hell, but wrong on so many levels. lol

[bachviet]

:laugh:

Priceless pix

[Jeffbx]

Wow, in #1 looks like you've got some amputee action going on!

That's just sick. Have any more?

[welfareloser]

That's just sick. Have any more?

nah. ran outta peeps.

say... they make christmas peeps now, don't they? ohhh, if i find me some o them... i sense a reindeer pr0n binge...

[esme]

i think #3 was a little exaggerated!! :heh:

[Grafalgar]

:thumbup: :laugh:

Most excellent! =)

[ArkiStan]

I'll ask personally. They usually listen to me. GAM, can she show it?

Yes. Why not. Go ahead.

There you go. You can post it here now.


I'll take those bold tags back, thank you very much.

You can tell it was a forgery anyway - you forgot to sign it.

- GAM

[AlpineJay]

ahhhh. precious...!!!

[BigJon]

Baaaahaaaahaaaa! Nice work!

[OC]

Rofl

[jstreet]

LOL, hilarious ;)

[smeakim]

So wrong but so bunny? I mean funny. :heh: