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Nija
12-28-2005, 02:44 AM
http://www.aroundtheoval.com/story/2005/12/28/41815/204

Saw this on TotalFark:

Texas Tech: Attention Whore
http://images.aroundtheoval.com/images/admin/attention2.jpg
Constant unneccessary offensive output screams "Look at me!". Regardless of how weak the opponent they never let up until the last second ticks off the scoreboard. Gets them lots of attention in the press and the polls until they inevitably get their asses handed to them by real teams.

Tennessee: The "Icy Hot Stuntaz"
http://images.aroundtheoval.com/images/admin/dumbasses1.jpg
Tennessee still thinks of themselves as an elite program, much as the white boys above think of themselves as hard core. Both are wildly mistaken.

There are more. Read on in the above link :heh:
modena
12-28-2005, 06:09 AM
lol, that is a good article!
DarkFury
12-28-2005, 09:25 AM
Heh...

Guess he had nothing to say about the Florida Schools huh? :D
ialsohaveadream
12-28-2005, 04:18 PM
Hilarious idea. But which college is lemonparty?

My vote is Texas. ;)
guiseppewv
12-28-2005, 05:42 PM
Some were funny but I noticed that there were no ACC teams on his list. :shrug:
ialsohaveadream
12-28-2005, 07:10 PM
Here's one:

Va. Tech = All your base are belong to us. It's the most popular thing in town for a few weeks, then it completely disappears and everyone pretends they never liked it. :)

UM = Porn. It's the greatest thing on the internet, and the Canes are the greatest thing in college football. :P

UNC/Duke/Wake Forest = goat see (take THAT, censor!). So bad you want to puke.
guiseppewv
12-28-2005, 08:03 PM
Did I miss those on this guy's blog?
ialsohaveadream
12-28-2005, 09:50 PM
No, thoser were all me. ;)
guiseppewv
12-29-2005, 07:06 AM
No, thoser were all me. ;)

Nice. :P