Woman Marries bottleneck.... Dolphin

[doolittle]

With this herring I thee wed

British woman ‘marries’ dolphin, tying the net after 15-year courtship



JERUSALEM - Sharon Tendler met Cindy 15 years ago. She said it was love at first sight. This week she finally took the plunge and proposed. The lucky "guy" plunged right back.
In a modest ceremony at Dolphin Reef in the southern Israeli port of Eilat, Tendler, a 41-year-old British citizen, apparently became the world's first person to "marry" a dolphin.
Dressed in a white dress, a veil and pink flowers in her hair, Tendler got down on one knee on the dock and gave Cindy a kiss. And a piece of herring.


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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10694972/

[angl2b]

:spock: :hmm:

[BigJon]

That's just sick.

[ShawnLee]

Freak!!!!

[brainsmile]

uh please don't consumate the marriage

[gear02]

o...k...

[DarkFury]

A male dolphin named "Cindy" :hmm:

Just another reason that this is truly "suspect". :hmm: :2far:

[zero2dash]

I wonder if it's a relative of Snowflake?
Better watch out for a crazy woman fitting the description of Sean Penn yelling something about "laces OUT!".

/I'm looking for Ray Finkle...
<shotgun cocked and loaded>
...and a clean pair of shorts.
Whadddooooooyouknow about Ray Finkle?

[Sirrich3]

Oh Brother.....

[molecularfire]

I think he just married her for her money. I mean, let's face it... he could've done better.

[renovation]

"But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.
i wonder how daddy replyed to this ?

[zenbooty]

I thought it was kind of sweet, but eccentric.

[mcs328]

uh please don't consumate the marriage

I'm sure they sell dolphin shaped toys if she ever wanted to know what it feels like...or is that just TMI?

[angl2b]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[bachviet]

Those wacky Brits :eek:

[KIISQueen]

Oh wow! what is the world coming to!!!

[brainsmile]

that slut dolphin said it was going to marry me

what a mojo

[Freelance Superhero]

ohh, it's not so bad:
"It's not a bad thing. It’s just something that we did because I love him, but not in the way that you love a man. It's just a pure love that I have for this animal," she said.like zen said, i think it's kinda sweet.

[brainsmile]

translation: she's ugly

[Kevster]

Ok so this 41 year-old british woman marries Cindy the dolphin. Apparently she's Jewish, which begs the question, is the dolphin circumcised? With a name like Cindy, does this dolphin have gender issues? Is this almost the same as the Liza Minelli/David Gest marriage? (come on, we all know that marriage wasn't consumated).

[ShawnLee]

Better watch out for a crazy woman fitting the description of Sean Penn yelling something about "laces OUT!".I was lost about this for a second until I realized that I think you meant Sean Young. She's a great actress...

[guiseppewv]

Ok, you outta the gene pool.

[Grimm]

Now, it's just wrong. You can not marry an animal. I recognise that it is a very inteligent animal, but it isn't human.