RIVERWIDOW
01-26-2006, 05:00 PM
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A Fllorida couple, both well into their 80's walk into a sex therapists office.
The doctor asks, "what can I do for you?"
The man says," will you watch us have intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but is so amazed that such an elderly couple would come to him for help that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says," there is absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming,wishes them good luck, charges them $50.00 and says, "goodbye."
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the doctor to watch them have sex again. The therapist is a bit baffled but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has sex with no problems,pays the doctor and leaves.
Finally, after 6 weeks of this routine ,the doctor says,"I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?
The old man says,"We're not trying to find out anything. She's married so her house is out. I'm married so we can't go there. Holiday Inn is $98. The Hilton is $139. We do it here for $50.00 and I get $43.00 back from Medicare"!!!
A Fllorida couple, both well into their 80's walk into a sex therapists office.
The doctor asks, "what can I do for you?"
The man says," will you watch us have intercourse?"
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but is so amazed that such an elderly couple would come to him for help that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says," there is absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming,wishes them good luck, charges them $50.00 and says, "goodbye."
The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the doctor to watch them have sex again. The therapist is a bit baffled but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has sex with no problems,pays the doctor and leaves.
Finally, after 6 weeks of this routine ,the doctor says,"I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?
The old man says,"We're not trying to find out anything. She's married so her house is out. I'm married so we can't go there. Holiday Inn is $98. The Hilton is $139. We do it here for $50.00 and I get $43.00 back from Medicare"!!!