Stress relief

[brainsmile]

1-at Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car W/sunglasses On And Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2-page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3-everytime Someone Ask You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries With That.
4-put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "in"
5-put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addiction, Switch To Expresso
6-in The Memo Field Of Your Checks, Write "for Smuggling Diamonds"
7-as Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
8-order A Diet Water Whenever You Go Out To Eat. With A Serious Face!
9-specify That Your Drive-through Order Is To Go.
10-five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Cause Your Not In The Mood.
11-when The Money Comes Out Of The Atm, Scream "i Won! I Won!"
12-when Leaving The Zoo,start Running Towards The Parking Lot Screaming "run For Your Lives, Their Loose!"

[Freelance Superhero]

i already employ the check memo method quite extensively.

when i used to live with cornmonkey and rent was due every month, i'd give him checks for "orally pleasuring me" and "having a supple ass" and stuff like that.

[Markel]

13-Use the incorrect term "expresso" in place of "espresso"
14-Use "their" when you should use "they're"
15-Find a better, earlier list (http://forums.gotapex.com/showthread.php?t=36233) than a newly posted one. ;)

[hapoo]

13-Use the incorrect term "expresso" in place of "espresso"
14-Use "their" when you should use "they're"
15-Find a better, earlier list (http://forums.gotapex.com/showthread.php?t=36233) than a newly posted one. ;)


16-Make the world a better place by finding and pointing out every minute spelling and grammar error. :P