Severed penis found in convenience store microwave

[guiseppewv]

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06055/660716.stm


A clerk at a GetGo station made a horrifying discovery last night after a man walked into the minimart and asked her to heat something wrapped in a paper towel in the store's microwave.

When the item in the microwave gave off an unusual odor, the clerk opened the over door, unwrapped the paper and found what appeared to be a severed human penis, according to KDKA-TV.

The clerk immediately called police, but the man who handed the item to the clerk fled from the store on Fifth Avenue, KDKA reported.

McKeesport police declined comment last night.



WTH??? :puke:

[nickel]

are they sure it wasn't just a hot dog that had been nuked too long? they seem to sprout a head. :gle:

[MikeD]

:agree: with the :puke: thing...

Some people, I just don't understand...why would you want to cut off your dick? Or anyone else's dick for that matter?

[Yossarian]

ahh, good ole pittsburgh news

[riskykougra]

:agree: with the :puke: thing...

Some people, I just don't understand...why would you want to cut off your dick? Or anyone else's dick for that matter?

I know a few women who have been tempted to seek revenge in such a manner but why a man would want to nuke another mans ugly I have no clue...:umm:

[nickel]

UPDATE


Feb 24, 2006 1:34 pm US/Eastern

McKeesport Police Uncover Twist In Bizarre Case

(KDKA) McKeesport There’s a new twist in an extremely bizzare story out of McKeesport.

Police had been investigating a report that a customer handed a clerk a severed penis to heat up in the store’s microwave.

Investigators have since learned that it was not a real body part; but instead, it was part of a couple’s alleged plan to pass a drug test.

According to McKeesport’s police chief, a man and a woman had inserted urine into a fake penis that the woman was planning to use to pass a drug test.

One of them then went into the store and asked the clerk to microwave the object, which they had wrapped in a paper towel, so the urine could reach body temperature.

When the clerk noticed an unusual odor, she unwrapped the item to discover what she thought was a severed body part.

“Hands down the most bizarre. I’ve never come across anything like this before,” said Chief Joe Pero.

Upon hearing media reports about the incident, the couple contacted police to explain the situation.

The couple could face charges of harassment, criminal mischief and disorderly conduct.

Giant Eagle, the company that owns Get-Go, says the microwave involved in the incident was immediately removed from service and will be discarded.http://kdka.com/topstories/local_story_055114857.html

[Jenny]

ROFLMAO oh man...

[Daedalus]

Uh...OK...time to cancel every single social event they had planned this week...and the rest of the century too.

So maybe this is a dumb question. The article says the *woman* had planned to use it in a drug test. I assume that's a typo. Probably the guy is the one with the drug test, and he was planning on using her urine. That could be hilarious. "Mr. Johnson (!), we've got good news and great news. The good news is we'd like to hire you right away. The great news is you're pregnant!"

[Wizard]

LoL best major news story ever!

[DarkFury]

Words just can't express how sick this is... :2far:

[bachviet]

Another man was "BOBBIT". :eek:

[Jane83]

Some people, I just don't understand...why would you want to cut off your dick? Or anyone else's dick for that matter?
maybe it was a cheating dick...and in that case, deserves to be cut off
cheating dick is just :spam:
not high grade meat

[ApltnHkyMutt]

What the hell is wrong with people.

[Emqtee]

Uh...OK...time to cancel every single social event they had planned this week...and the rest of the century too.

So maybe this is a dumb question. The article says the *woman* had planned to use it in a drug test. I assume that's a typo. Probably the guy is the one with the drug test, and he was planning on using her urine. That could be hilarious. "Mr. Johnson (!), we've got good news and great news. The good news is we'd like to hire you right away. The great news is you're pregnant!"

I work in an office that does drug testing. Believe me this among other things have happened. Males using female urine and getting caught. The lab does extensive testing and finds out that whoever gave the specimen is pregnant. Although the applicant probably never get the job or would in serious trouble with their employer.

[nickel]

maybe it was a cheating dick...and in that case, deserves to be cut off
cheating dick is just :spam:
not high grade meat
read the thread hon. it was a fake penis.

[coleslaw]

"Wow, you must have quite a fever! Your urine is 142 degrees!"

[Prisoner 24601]

I'm sorry, people need to get more creative... a penis is too much like a finger! Say an eyeball or something!!!