what D&D character are you

[hoey222]

http://fantasyherald.com/quiz/dand/index.php

True Neutral Human Barbarian




how boring........

[ramazank2]

Lawful Good Halfling Paladin

[Memo]

You Are A:

Chaotic Neutral Halfling Bard

Alignment:
Chaotic Neutral characters are unstable, and frequently insane. They believe in disorder first and foremost, and will thus strive for that disorder in everything they do. This means that they will do whatever seems 'fun' or 'novel' at any given time.

Race:
Halflings are short and fat, like minuature people. (Think 'Hobbits') They enjoy the easy life, but aren't averse to the idea of an adventure from time to time. They get along with all races, and are known for their senses of humor. Halflings also tend to be light of foot, and can move quietly when necessary.

Primary Class:
Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in

[Freelance Superhero]

Chaotic Neutral Human Barbarian

Alignment:
Chaotic Neutral characters are unstable, and frequently insane. They believe in disorder first and foremost, and will thus strive for that disorder in everything they do. This means that they will do whatever seems 'fun' or 'novel' at any given time.

Race:
Humans are the 'average' race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live 'for the moment'.

Primary Class:
Barbarians live outside the 'civilized' They have tribal goverments, and are often nomads. What they may lack in refinement is balanced by there strength of individual character and ability to survive.

[zenbooty]

How boring- Lawful Good Human Fighter.

[oblongmelon]

Lawful Good Dwarf Fighter


Alignment:
Lawful Good characters are the epitome of all that is just and good. They believe in order and governments that work for the benefit of all, and generally do not mind doing direct work to further their beliefs.

Race:
Dwarves are short and stout, and easily recognizable by their well-cared-for beards. They are hard workers, and adept at stonework and engineering. They tend to live apart from other races; generally in deep, underground excavated systems, and as such tend to be distant from other races.

Primary Class:
Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn't to say that they aren't intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer.

[brainsmile]

You Are A:


Chaotic Neutral Elf Barbarian

Alignment:
Chaotic Neutral characters are unstable, and frequently insane. They believe in disorder first and foremost, and will thus strive for that disorder in everything they do. This means that they will do whatever seems 'fun' or 'novel' at any given time.

Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

[Sir_Froggy]

Chaotic Neutral Elf Ranger

Alignment:
Chaotic Neutral characters are unstable, and frequently insane. They believe in disorder first and foremost, and will thus strive for that disorder in everything they do. This means that they will do whatever seems 'fun' or 'novel' at any given time.

Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

[welfareloser]

boy, is this one ever wrong. alignment quizzes always smack me as true neutral... i tend to play CN or TN sorcerers, and in the current campaign, i'm a LE paladin of tyranny/bard :D

i AIN'T no lawful good elf fighter, dammit :pfft:

[Jeffbx]

True Neutral Elf Bard

WTF? A Bard? What the hell good is a bard?

[ialsohaveadream]

True Neutral Elf Bard

WTF? A Bard? What the hell good is a bard?
Well, you can always sing...to your enemies...as they bury their axe in your forehead.

[Yossarian]

hmm, bard as well, but i ain't no bard. tis the route of magic for me, sorcerer or wizard.

[TruckStuff]

OMG, kill me now. I got half-way through before I was ready to eat the wrong end of a .45. http://sbrown.dyndns.org/stbm.gif

[gwilks98]

Lawful Good Dwarf Fighter


blech...I'd prefer to be a chaotic good trogdor, but what are you gonna do?

[welfareloser]

True Neutral Elf Bard

WTF? A Bard? What the hell good is a bard?

boy, don't even GIT me started :P (too late, of course.)

diplomacy, gathering information, also some good thieving and magicky skills later on, doesn't have to be a schlump when it comes to melee, either, if you have the foresight to put a big number in strength and pick some good weapons-oriented feats.... basically, not much use if your stats are low-ish, but if you've got a couple of 18s and at least two other stats 15 and up, you've got some good raw material for a useful bard ;)

[Jeffbx]

:(

My dexterity is only 14, and I have a -2 on all feats of strenght due to my cursed office chair, which is permanently attached to my butt.

:cry:

[welfareloser]

yeah, you;'re screwed.

have you guys ever estimated your real-life d&d stats? here's mine:

str: 5 (and that may be high :hihi: )
dex: 12
con: 14
int: 18 :dodgy:
wis: 14ish... but if it was really low, i wouldn't know, now, would i? :P
cha: (i am so leaving this one blank... there is no number i can choose that won't get someone sneering one way or the other :P )

so, yeah... i'm not adventurer material unless magic comes back into fashion around here :P

[Jihforce]

Chaotic Good Human Barbarian

[cadetevon]

Lawful Good Human Paladin

I never played D&D, though I've sort of always wanted to.

WL, what are those numbers?

[gwilks98]

yeah, you;'re screwed.

have you guys ever estimated your real-life d&d stats?

Str: 16-17
Dex: 17
Con: 16
Int: 17
Wis: 13 (I have some dumb, dumb moments.)
Chr: 9 (What can I say, I don't like people.)

I'm equipped with a Keyboard of Bludgeoning +1 and have a closet of holding.



Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!

[ialsohaveadream]

have you guys ever estimated your real-life d&d stats? here's mine:
Wow. Do you realize that if you were male, you wouldn't have sex until you hit about 30, and only then because you paid for it? Also, you'd be wearing a Belt of Living In Your Parent's Basement +2. :)

[GraingerGuy]

Neutral Good Elf Ranger


Alignment:
Neutral Good characters believe in the power of good above all else. They will work to make the world a better place, and will do whatever is necessary to bring that about, whether it goes for or against whatever is considered 'normal'.

Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:
Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy.

[zenbooty]

Str: 16-17
Dex: 17
Con: 16
Int: 17
Wis: 13 (I have some dumb, dumb moments.)
Chr: 9 (What can I say, I don't like people.)


Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!c'mon, a little perspective here!

A strength of 16 or 17 would be about equivalent to somewhere between a large dockworker and a professsonal FB lineman, and combined with that dexterity and constitution, you could also be a pro boxer. Is this what you're trying to tell me?

A 17 intelligence is equivalent to a 140-150 IQ, and a wisdom of 13 is well above average.



(now bow before king geek. Bow!)

[gwilks98]

c'mon, a little perspective here!

A strength of 16 or 17 would be about equivalent to somewhere between a large dockworker and a professsonal FB lineman, and combined with that dexterity and constitution, you could also be a pro boxer. Is this what you're trying to tell me?

A 17 intelligence is equivalent to a 140-150 IQ, and a wisdom of 13 is well above average.



(now bow before king geek. Bow!)


Actually, my IQ tests have always scored around 145.
You're right about strength. I went back to the ol' players handbook and compared to my lifting charts and I'd fall around a 15. (That's still damn good, so leave me alone.)
I probably overshot the dex a bit too, but I haven't taken a sick day in 3 years, so I'm sticking to my "Con" guess.

What can I say, I had an optimistic DM when I played. It's not my fault you got screwed with crappy dice rolls. :D

[welfareloser]

What can I say, I had an optimistic DM when I played. It's not my fault you got screwed with crappy dice rolls. :D

bwahahahahaha... :heh:

damn, i guess i need to knock a point off my int... that was my one shot at being nearly super-human. oh, well. i think i'm about right on the strength, tho. i couldn't dead-lift more than 90 lbs even with a magic missile aimed at my head :P

at cadetevon... you have six stats, between 3 and 18 (more or less if you are cursed or magically enhanced) that determine how well you can perform various tasks in the game. they are: intelligence, wisdom, charisma, dexterity, constitution, and strength.

[zenbooty]

bwahahahahaha... :heh:

damn, i guess i need to knock a point off my int... that was my one shot at being nearly super-human. oh, well. i think i'm about right on the strength, tho. i couldn't dead-lift more than 90 lbs even with a magic missile aimed at my head :P

at cadetevon... you have six stats, between 3 and 18 (more or less if you are cursed or magically enhanced) that determine how well you can perform various tasks in the game. they are: intelligence, wisdom, charisma, dexterity, constitution, and strength.The stats are targeted toward the human race. Other races and creatures' get adjustments due to physical and mental advantages and disadvantages.

A score of 9 or 10 would be considered average for a human. 18 means you've reached the maximum potential for a human.

The scores are also based on a bell curve, with the vast majority of individuals having scores between 7 and 14.

An 18 strength would be equivalent to a successful power lifter, an 18 intelligence would be Einstein, Newton, or MC Hawking. A 3 intelligence is mentally handicapped.

[molecularfire]

Chaotic Neutral Half-Orc Barbarian

Alignment:
Chaotic Neutral characters are unstable, and frequently insane. They believe in disorder first and foremost, and will thus strive for that disorder in everything they do. This means that they will do whatever seems 'fun' or 'novel' at any given time.

Race:
Half-Orcs are often brutish and mean creatures, unaccepted by both thier heritages. They are little better than orcs. But some can be clever and successful in the society of adventurers

Primary Class:
Barbarians live outside the 'civilized' They have tribal goverments, and are often nomads. What they may lack in refinement is balanced by there strength of individual character and ability to survive.

Secondary Class:


Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Law and Chaos:
Law ----- (-4)
Neutral - XXXXXX (6)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)

Good and Evil:
Good ---- XX (2)
Neutral - XXXXXXX (7)
Evil ---- XX (2)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXX (6)
Half-Elf - XXXX (4)
Elf ------ (0)
Gnome ---- XXXX (4)
Halfling - XX (2)
Dwarf ---- X (1)
Half-Orc - XXXXXXXXXXX (11)

Class:
Fighter -- XX (2)
Barbarian -XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Ranger --- X (1)
Monk ----- XXXXX (5)
Paladin -- XXXX (4)
Cleric --- XXX (3)
Mage ----- (-1)
Druid ---- XXXXX (5)
Thief ----X (1)
Bard ----- XXXXX (5)

[ramazank2]

We should play GA D&D!!!!

[Jeffbx]

What, it's not already a big enough geek fest around here for you?

[welfareloser]

my husband came up with "chaotic evil halfling thief." he did it on purpose, though, annswering with an eye to skewing the results. he's never lived down the last alignment quiz that pegged him as lawful good :heh: he tries so hard to be chaotic, but he's jsut such a good boy :P

[djsusm]

Lawful Good Halfling Paladin
:stupid: