sweet! dude, i, like, MARRIED this guy...

[welfareloser]

http://forums.gotapex.com/showthread.php?t=29464

ahhh, how i love that man. he's such a buttmunch, still. :D

we're going to be 25 forever :)

[ialsohaveadream]

Yeah, so I went through there and found some banned members and looked at their locked threads/posts. Way more fascinating than this "marraige" and "happiness" you speak of. :)

[welfareloser]

:heh:

i've been doing the same thing for the last hour. it's like nonstop jerry springer around here, only with SMART crazy people instead of stupid crazy people.

i've been sitting here for the last hour thinking how much i love all you guys. seriously. so many good laughs, still funny five years later. group hug. *muah*

[ialsohaveadream]

Some of the people who got the boot back in 2001/2002 had some hilarious posts before the ban stick left a red mark across their backside.

And by the way, I was just going to yell at you for not updating your blog, then thought "You know, I better verify that it's still not updated first." Turns out, it was. Of course, you cheated and used one-liners as posts. But, yeah. I forgot where I was going with this.

[welfareloser]

Some of the people who got the boot back in 2001/2002 had some hilarious posts before the ban stick left a red mark across their backside.

And by the way, I was just going to yell at you for not updating your blog, then thought "You know, I better verify that it's still not updated first." Turns out, it was. Of course, you cheated and used one-liners as posts. But, yeah. I forgot where I was going with this.

i been busy obsessing over crazy stuff :P i actually read your blog, and it reminded me of a story that i KNOW i posted here about 5 years ago that i wanted to put on my blog... i know i emailed it out, too... seems to have disappeared. so that's why i went post-digging.

one thing i noticed... large numbers of some people's posts have disappeared; you can tell when it gets quoted by someone else, but the original is gone. i noticed it quite a bit with chosenfool, and also some from darkfury.

anyway. your blog inspires me to get back to telling lengthier stories. i'm sending the link to your blog to my IRL friends to satisfy their need to read wierd stories told by a jack@$$ until i get back on it :P

[cheapie]

holy crap. it's hilarious going through all the bannings and the links that led to them. and jenny got a TO? wow.

i lol'd at her going apesh!t here:
http://forums.gotapex.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=33943

[thresher]

Jenny has a good point though, if it were "paraplegics in party hats" (which is better for alliteration, ya know) would that still be funny or grossly politically incorrect (and morally wrong)? If you enjoy 99% of someone's comments and then watch them go postal on someone, it's generally a sign we hit a nerve too close. I try to stay away from the cliche spots. Fish out of water are only funny until they suffocate.

[Jenny]

*takes a bow*

Yes, yes. I'm infamous. ;)

[nickel]

www.fruityhomosinpartyhats.com

:heh:

now that was funny

[Dem0072]

If you think hitting nerves is funny, just wait till you meet someone so psychotic themselves they seem normal, however they are able to irritate and make people blowup instantaneously almost...

I have the popcorn. Gather round me.

I've been waiting to hear about someone going postal on the news for quite some time... what do they give psycho relaxing pills to post office workers these days?

cmon... I want postal truck rammed through walmarts front doors over a bad warranty...

[ialsohaveadream]

www.fruityhomosinpartyhats.com
Actually, that's a hilarious idea, too. I'd check that site out.

[nickel]

Actually, that's a hilarious idea, too. I'd check that site out.
who you kiddin'? you already tried to check that site out. :P


If you think hitting nerves is funny, just wait till you meet someone so psychotic themselves they seem normal, however they are able to irritate and make people blowup instantaneously almost...

I have the popcorn. Gather round me.

I've been waiting to hear about someone going postal on the news for quite some time... what do they give psycho relaxing pills to post office workers these days?

cmon... I want postal truck rammed through walmarts front doors over a bad warranty...
not did not "seem normal" :nuts:

[ialsohaveadream]

who you kiddin'? you already tried to check that site out. :P
Check it out? Hell, I do all the site updates! :)

[nickel]

Check it out? Hell, I do all the site updates! :)
sweet! awesome picture on the homepage. :thumb:
which got/apexers posed for that one?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v140/BedBunny/Triadtinfoil.jpg

[MikeD]

sweet! awesome picture on the homepage. :thumb:
which got/apexers posed for that one?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v140/BedBunny/Triadtinfoil.jpg

Oh Lord...I can think of a few names. ;)

[ialsohaveadream]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v140/BedBunny/Triadtinfoil.jpg
Nickel! I sent that family photo to you in PRIVATE! I'd appreciate it if you didn't go showing off my sexiness to everyone here. Next thing you know, people will be asking me to pose for sexy calendars!

[Freelance Superhero]

those are some bigass hershey kisses...

[ialsohaveadream]

those are some bigass hershey kisses...
Makes all the ladies say "You're so sweet!"

[welfareloser]

ow. this all hurts... and not my head...

[ialsohaveadream]

Oh Lord...I can think of a few names. ;)
Oh, Mike, forgive me, but I've gotta say you looked quite handsome when we were taking that picture. Why is it you never bust those glasses out anymore? Total chick magnet.

[nickel]

those are some bigass hershey kisses...
yeh, so big they'd make cool tin foil hats :P


Oh, Mike, forgive me, but I've gotta say you looked quite handsome when we were taking that picture. Why is it you never bust those glasses out anymore? Total chick magnet.
so you, Mike, and now tell me who else is in that pic. m'be you should label it so there isn't any confusion. :kawaii:

[ialsohaveadream]

so you, Mike, and now tell me who else is in that pic. m'be you should label it so there isn't any confusion. :kawaii:
I aim to please.
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c131/jenniferslowpez/Triadtinfoil.jpg

[nickel]

:hihi:

and those sweaters are so stylin'

[Yossarian]

that ain't nija, even pre-evil...kevster on the other hand...

[Freelance Superhero]

that ain't nija, even pre-evil...kevster on the other hand...
hahaha oohhhhhhh SNAP!

[OralBe]

Nickel! I sent that family photo to you in PRIVATE! I'd appreciate it if you didn't go showing off my sexiness to everyone here. Next thing you know, people will be asking me to pose for sexy calendars!
what a lovely picture :)

[Nija]

:shifty:

I'm not to be found in that picture...

:shifty:

[welfareloser]

:shifty:

I'm not to be found in that picture...

:shifty:

that was a long time ago. the good man who was your nerd is dead. you don't know the power of the dark side...

why don't we ahve a darth vader smilie yet, btw? that's been a long time comin :P

[ialsohaveadream]

that was a long time ago. the good man who was your nerd is dead. you don't know the power of the dark side...

why don't we ahve a darth vader smilie yet, btw? that's been a long time comin :P
You could always use the smilie of his mom...:amidala:

[welfareloser]

you and your MILF fetish :P

[ialsohaveadream]

you and your MILF fetish :P
I don't think of it so much as a fetish as an unhealthy, obsessive craving necessary for sexual arousal. :shrug:

[Yossarian]

and his mom was very do-able

[welfareloser]

and his mom was very do-able

shmi? :P either someone's confused, or he's got an old-enough-to-be-my-momILF fetish...

[Nija]

you and your MILF fetish :P
So we aren't supposed to want to jump your bones when the little ewoks go to sleep?

*Snaps fingers*

[welfareloser]

So we aren't supposed to want to jump your bones


"we" being you and a couple of the other old dudes? :P



when the little ewoks go to sleep?


you think they sleep? :heh:

[Yossarian]

we being whoever is on camera and microphone duty in the van :shifty:

[ialsohaveadream]

we being whoever is on camera and microphone duty in the van :shifty:
By the way, when are we getting the AC fixed in the van? Summer's coming, and I don't want to be sweating when we're trying to work.

[welfareloser]

i thought it was strange that the neighbor's "pete's heating and cooling" van was parked in my driveway... and that "heeting" and "kooling" were misspelled :P

[ialsohaveadream]

i thought it was strange that the neighbor's "pete's heating and cooling" van was parked in my driveway... and that "heeting" and "kooling" were misspelled :P
Dammit, Yoss! Last time we let you letter the van after a night of drinking. Still, that was a pretty sweet picture of Mario you drew on there...even though he's a plumber.

[Yossarian]

i may have been drunk, but its because someone has to pick up revils slack

[welfareloser]

i may have been drunk, but its because someone has to pick up revils slack

i didn't think revil left any slack when it came to drinking.

[Nija]

"we" being you and a couple of the other old dudes? :P


Well, considering I'm younger than you... it ain't no thang..




you think they sleep? :heh:

Chloroform meet rag....
Rag meet young child... :hihi: