Hey Lights, why didn't you post a price...

[ialsohaveadream]

On how much it costs to buy a kid from this place?


KnobsandThings - 10% Off $99+ Orders with FREE Shipping and NO Tax! (Posted by: Lights)
Everything from kids to cabinet hardware, switchplates, and doors.
I mean, I like the idea of 10% off and free shipping/no tax on the kid, but what kind of return policy do they have? Say I get the kid, but it turns out he can't make a layup, and I bought him because I wanted a star athlete child...what kind of recourse do I have? Are you guys in good with this company to help me resolve such a dispute?

[Jenny]

ROFLMAO

Nice catch! ;)

[lights]

:bash: :bash: :bash: :bash: :bash: :bash: :bash:

you guys know what i'm talking about.

[ArkiStan]

When the prices are too low to display, you gotta throw one in the cart to find out.

[Jeffbx]

Be careful though - the initial cost may be low, but over time you end up putting WAY more money into them than you originally planned.

[ialsohaveadream]

Yeah, that's what I'm worried about. They advertise these low prices, but there's no warranty. What happens when my kid gets sick? I have to pay for repairing him?

[Jenny]

roflmao this thread is making me giggle. :D

[DarkFury]

You betta hurry before Micheal Jackson buys 'em all... :heh:

[Merlin]

You betta hurry before Micheal Jackson buys 'em all... :heh:
And don't forget Angelina Jolie.

[DJjeff1080]

I prefer these guys. You might be able to pricematch to them as they charge a reoccuring monthly charge with no preset amount of time. Low Price and No contracts.

Plus they are very good about training you to be a better parent.
"Learn more about your child...and your own heart as well"

Adoption info (http://www.savethechildren.org/sponsorship/index.asp)

**Update...you can use american express points to get a kid now.

[BigJon]

Do they accept trade-ins? I've already got kids...but want to trade them for more updated ones.

[sdgal]

Whatever you do, DO NOT buy the extended warranty!!