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ialsohaveadream
03-20-2006, 11:07 AM
While the "South Park" creators didn't directly comment on Comedy Central's decision to pull the episode, they issued an unusual statement to Daily Variety indicating the battle is not over.

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

The duo signed the statement "Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants of the dark lord Xenu."

The full article (http://www.variety.com/VR1117939918.html)

One of the best "F you" statements I've seen in a while.
cheapie
03-20-2006, 11:28 AM
ahahahaha! that's awesome!
DarkFury
03-20-2006, 11:36 AM
Guess they won't be suckin' on Chef's "Chocolate Salty balls" anymore huh? :shrug: :chef:
mcs328
03-20-2006, 01:09 PM
I heard it was pulled because Tom Cruise threated not to promote MI:3 and the movie and Comedy Central are owned by the same company.
LegendKiller
03-20-2006, 01:22 PM
Heh, and people thought I was the crazy one for boycotting any scientologist based movie. The dudes are freaks.
PiPhiAngel
03-21-2006, 08:59 AM
you can watch the entire Scientology episode of South Park here (http://www.thesuperficial.com/).
ShawnLee
03-21-2006, 09:50 AM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,188615,00.html
Chef returns, in tomorrow night's season premiere. Scientology to be skewered.

http://www.southparkstudios.com/
Nice. Alright!
mcs328
03-21-2006, 09:58 AM
So did he quit and they found another voice for Chef? Or did he decide to a full return or only cameos now?
Thesifer
03-21-2006, 11:05 AM
I heard he left but they were most likely going to get another person to do the voice of Chef.. and most likely make fun of him for it :)
Merlin
03-21-2006, 11:37 AM
Either that or piece the part together from audio done over the last 7 years.
DarkFury
03-21-2006, 12:41 PM
I heard he left but they were most likely going to get another person to do the voice of Chef.. and most likely make fun of him for it :)
nah... they'll just create a new "token Black character" and just name him "Cook" to replace him. :chef:

Maybe they'd get Samuel L. Jackson to do his voice...

<Jules>

What? Say WHAT again mutha fu**a... Do you understand mutha fu**in ENGLISH muthafu**a!!!

Now reach in the drawer and get me the knife that says "Bad Muthafu**a" on it... Hell yeah... I'm talkin' to YOU!!!

What?

Oh no you didn't say WHAT again!!! :woo:

</Jules>
ialsohaveadream
03-21-2006, 04:18 PM
nah... they'll just create a new "token Black character" and just name him "Cook" to replace him. :chef:
Not a bad idea. My thought was that they'd have some kind of accident with Chef's character that leads to him having a completely odd voice, like Gilbert Gotfried or something.
Thesifer
03-21-2006, 05:11 PM
Or the replacement of the older sister on Rosanne way back when.. And people were just like "Uhmm Who are you? " etc.
blueindian
03-21-2006, 05:27 PM
i bet they just get another voice and move on. won't be the first time.
Merlin
03-23-2006, 04:50 AM
Either that or piece the part together from audio done over the last 7 years.

Wow, not too bad a call by Merlin if I do say so myself. :chef:
ShawnLee
03-23-2006, 10:57 AM
Wow, not too bad a call by Merlin if I do say so myself. :chef:A good call, on a good episode.

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