KIISQueen
03-21-2006, 11:03 AM
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the
lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young
lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with
him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain
eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and
said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned
against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she
purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and
embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these
breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt
is firm and solid! Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere! How can
you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming? That was me."
lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young
lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with
him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had
nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain
eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and
said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned
against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she
purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and
embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these
breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt
is firm and solid! Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere! How can
you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard
someone coming? That was me."