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PiPhiAngel
03-23-2006, 02:08 PM
Dedication Honors Nude Britney Spears Giving Birth

Published: Wed, 22 Mar 2006, 18:59:00 GMT

Edited by Christopher Laird Simmons
Staff Writer, Send2Press.com

Pop-Star's Pregnancy Idealized in Brooklyn 'Monument to Pro-Life'

BROOKLYN, NY (SEND2PRESS NEWSWIRE) -- A nude Britney Spears on a bearskin rug while giving birth to her firstborn marks a 'first' for Pro-Life. Pop-star Britney Spears is the "ideal" model for Pro-Life and the subject of a dedication at Capla Kesting Fine Art in Brooklyn's Williamsburg gallery district, in what is proclaimed the first Pro-Life monument to birth, in April.

Dedication of the life-sized statue celebrates the recent birth of Spears' baby boy, Sean, and applauds her decision of placing family before career. "A superstar at Britney's young age having a child is rare in today's celebrity culture. This dedication honors Britney for the rarity of her choice and bravery of her decision," said gallery co-director, Lincoln Capla. The dedication includes materials provided by Manhattan Right To Life Committee.

*(Photo Caption: Clay model of Britney Spears in Pro-Life's first monument to giving birth. - © Daniel Edwards.)

"Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston," believed Pro-Life's first monument to the 'act of giving birth,' is purportedly an idealized depiction of Britney in delivery. Natural aspects of Spears' pregnancy, like lactiferous breasts and protruding naval, compliment a posterior view that depicts widened hips for birthing and reveals the crowning of baby Sean's head.

The monument also acknowledges the pop-diva's pin-up past by showing Spears seductively posed on all fours atop a bearskin rug with back arched, pelvis thrust upward, as she clutches the bear's ears with 'water-retentive' hands.

"Britney provides inspiration for those struggling with the 'right choice'," said artist Daniel Edwards, recipient of a 2005 Bartlebooth award from London's The Art Newspaper. "She was number one with Google last year, with good reason --- people are inspired by the beauty of a pregnant woman," said Edwards.

Capla Kesting denies the statue was developed from a rumored bootleg Britney Spears birth video. The artist admits to using references that include the wax figure of a pole-dancing Britney at Las Vegas' Madame Tussauds and 'Britney wigs' characterizing various hairstyles of the pop-princess from a Los Angeles hairstylist. And according to gallery co-director, David Kesting, the artist studied a bearskin rug from Canada "to convey the commemoration of the traditional bearskin rug baby picture."
An appropriate location for permanent installation of "Monument to Pro-Life" by Mother's Day is being sought by the gallery.

"Monument to Pro-Life" is on view April 7th thru 23rd with a reception for the dedication April 7th from 6:00 pm to 9:00 pm at Capla Kesting Fine Art, 121 Roebling St., Brooklyn, NY. Gallery hours are 1:00 - 6:00 pm Thursday thru Sunday, or by appointment. The gallery can be reached at http://www.caplakesting.com or by phone at 646-932-5687.

here is the link (http://www.send2press.com/newswire/2006-03-0322-003.shtml) to the article and image.

blueindian
03-23-2006, 02:24 PM
why did they make her "doggy style?"

CornMonkey
03-23-2006, 04:54 PM
why did they make her "doggy style?"
yeah, what's up with that? do women actually give birth like that?

zippyjuan
03-23-2006, 06:09 PM
Looks like Ready..... Aim.......Fire!!!!!!!

DarkFury
03-23-2006, 06:46 PM
why did they make her "doggy style?"

Heh... well considering that K-Fed was the father, it's probably a symbolic gesture. :heh:

Sirrich3
03-23-2006, 06:59 PM
Looks like Ready..... Aim.......Fire!!!!!!!

lol:ptlaugh:

avlena
03-23-2006, 07:11 PM
bigger pics (http://www.caplakesting.com/2006_catalog/de/index.htm)

... this is so bizarre in so many ways. the position, the bear's head... it's... just... yeaaahhhh.... :eek3:

It also doesn't look that much like her.

nickel
03-23-2006, 07:44 PM
that is just about the ugliest thing i have ever seen.

speedracer120
03-23-2006, 07:52 PM
what the freaking hell! my eyes! my eyes!

molecularfire
03-23-2006, 08:49 PM
yeah, what's up with that? do women actually give birth like that?
Yes actually sometimes they do. Generally, you have them on their back but if there is a problem with the baby coming out they will try having them pretty much doggy style because it changes the dimensions of the pelvic outlet making it easier for the baby to come out... sometimes works, sometimes doesn't.

oblongmelon
03-24-2006, 06:37 AM
yeah, what's up with that? do women actually give birth like that?
Yes. I've seen women give birth in that position a few times. Believe it or not, for women having back labor, that is a very comfortable position. Also giving birth in a squatting position is not all that uncommon either..the whole-laying on your back with the legs in the air, pushing so hard you're likely to rupture blood vessels in your eyes position is more convenient for physicians than the mothers.

and just a thought-is it me or does anyone really care that Britney had a kid? If you ask me she made the biggest mistake of her entire life..not about having a baby, but just in the choice of the father? I don't get what she ever saw in this guy in the first place..he is such white trash..oh wait. So is she. BTW does anyone have a link to that websight for Britney to divorce kfed? I'm in need of some amusement today.

DarkFury
03-24-2006, 07:50 AM
and just a thought-is it me or does anyone really care that Britney had a kid? If you ask me she made the biggest mistake of her entire life..not about having a baby, but just in the choice of the father? I don't get what she ever saw in this guy in the first place..he is such white trash..oh wait. So is she. BTW does anyone have a link to that websight for Britney to divorce kfed? I'm in need of some amusement today.
No it's not just you... please refer to my earlier post in this thread...

http://forums.gotapex.com/showpost.php?p=996215&postcount=5


The "stab" there might have been too subtle... :heh:

zenbooty
03-24-2006, 10:44 AM
I kinda like it. As a depiction of human form, anyway. The fact that its Britney does nothing for me. But artists have always used real life inspirations when painting or sculpting the nude body. Michaelangelo and DeVinci were both known to model the bodies of their gods and godesses off the profiles of noblemen and women they had befriended in their day.

ArkiStan
03-24-2006, 12:24 PM
Forget pro-life. I'm just picturing tons of high-school kids masturbating to that.

BigJon
03-25-2006, 03:59 AM
Ideal model of pro-life? Come on...there's gotta be someone better than her.

PoorAvatar
03-25-2006, 09:30 AM
BTW does anyone have a link to that websight for Britney to divorce kfed? I'm in need of some amusement today.

Not the link you're looking for but somewhat amusing.

http://www.youtube.com/w/Kevin-Federline-jamming-to-PopoZao?v=Q7Ys46KA4xw

Can a bobblehead doll be far behind.

ShawnLee
03-25-2006, 11:10 AM
BTW does anyone have a link to that websight for Britney to divorce kfed? I'm in need of some amusement today.You mean... www.divorcekevin.com ?

oblongmelon
03-26-2006, 09:04 PM
You mean... www.divorcekevin.com (http://www.divorcekevin.com) ?

YESSS..that's it..hahahahahhahahahahaHAHAHAHAHhahahaha!!! GOTTA LOVE IT..
oh, and that whole poppoazoa thingy is too messed up-it's a good thing he likes his own music(?) 'cause from what I heard no one else does..

the epitomy of white trash-Kevin Federline.

DarkFury
03-26-2006, 10:29 PM
Man... this guys 15 minutes of fame just got on the last bus out of town.

Sheesh... :2far:

zero2dash
03-28-2006, 08:02 AM
Both of their 15 minutes of fame left town a long time ago; they're both a couple of jokes/idiots. Antsy schoolgirls already grew sick of boy bands...why is Britney still hanging on by a thread? Good riddance...buh bye. :shifty:

Yes, she's a model of Pro-Life. Driving a car around like a nut with her child in the front seat unrestrained. :stupid:

nickel
04-10-2006, 09:09 AM
well, it would seem they failed to show us one view of this statue.

**NWS**

http://www.buzzpatrol.com/news/celeb/britney-and-child-as-youave-never-seen-them-before-003930.php

i do wonder what Britney has to say about this.

Houdini
04-10-2006, 09:16 AM
well, it would seem they failed to show us one view of this statue.

**NWS**

http://www.buzzpatrol.com/news/celeb/britney-and-child-as-youave-never-seen-them-before-003930.php

i do wonder what Britney has to say about this.


AARRRGH! /me rubs his eyes and runs to find the nearest spoon with which to gouge out my eyes

nickel
04-10-2006, 11:02 AM
AARRRGH! /me rubs his eyes and runs to find the nearest spoon with which to gouge out my eyes
what? you never had to do any maternity duty? :P

kgsilvas
04-10-2006, 11:28 AM
Jeepers, that was nasty nickel!

nickel
04-10-2006, 11:36 AM
Jeepers, that was nasty nickel!
don't hate on the messenger. :bigeyes:

and really, even if it's nasty... that's life. that big ole baby head does pop out of there just like that.

sourdough
04-10-2006, 01:47 PM
Eeeeewwwwww..... is that how you humans reproduce?

Yuck!

I prefer my yeast's method: budding mitosis!

ialsohaveadream
04-10-2006, 03:50 PM
well, it would seem they failed to show us one view of this statue.
:heh:

Can you imagine the poor artist commissioned to make this statue? He's been making some beautiful work for a while, and someone comes to him and says "We want you to make the defining work of your career, and we'll pay you richly."

The guy gets all excited, thinking he's maybe going to make a national monument, or perhaps a Jackie Robinson statue, or some other such marvel, and then..."We want you to make a statue of Britney Spears." (Ouch) "Only she's pregnant." (Great.) "And giving birth." (The hits just keep on coming) "And she's on all fours on a bearskin rug."

At what point along that line was the artist most tempted to cut the conversation short by running headfirst into the nearest wall?

blueindian
04-11-2006, 04:25 AM
well, it would seem they failed to show us one view of this statue.

**NWS**

http://www.buzzpatrol.com/news/celeb/britney-and-child-as-youave-never-seen-them-before-003930.php

i do wonder what Britney has to say about this.

looks like the world's largest clit.

InfiniteNothing
04-11-2006, 09:54 AM
:laugh: Oh that's wrong

gwilks98
04-13-2006, 06:37 AM
....or the worlds largest sh!t. Just make a small interpretive adjustment....

MJordanash
04-13-2006, 07:44 AM
....or the worlds largest sh!t. Just make a small interpretive adjustment....
haha, oh the visuals my EYES:wow:


Not the link you're looking for but somewhat amusing.

http://www.youtube.com/w/Kevin-Federline-jamming-to-PopoZao?v=Q7Ys46KA4xw


One word: Loser.

Airencracken
05-18-2006, 08:58 PM
Okay this shizzle is creepy.

Houdini
05-18-2006, 10:33 PM
what? you never had to do any maternity duty? :P

I have, of course, but that was usually limited to non-Britney-non-bearskin and non-that position. Or a C-section, which usually interested me a lot more.

H <---likes to cut

blueindian
05-19-2006, 05:00 AM
Or a C-section, which usually interested me a lot more.

H <---likes to cut

according to the wifey, Britney had an elective section. if that's true, then the statue just became a little funnier.

nickel
05-19-2006, 05:40 AM
according to the wifey, Britney had an elective section. if that's true, then the statue just became a little funnier.
i've read that also. she's probably scheduled a c-section around her schedule for this one too.

oblongmelon
05-19-2006, 06:16 AM
i've read that also. she's probably scheduled a c-section around her schedule for this one too.

wait..she has a schedule? For What? she's not on tour, she's not making records..oh wait..she's busy keeping social services on their toes..yeh man.