What's your best prank?

[dcsonic2k]

I want to know what your favorite prank or pranks you've played (or received) were.

(I need some ideas) :)

[pennypinch]

Most people don't believe us when we say this, but freshman year in college, we had these really big closets...I mean, really big, they were set into a whole wall of the room, and had big, opaque doors. So, in our smouldering adolescent minds, we thought up a game we liked to call ass-rodeo. These were two room doubles, so when one of the boys would bring a girl home, and start giving her the business *ahem*, we'd be hiding in the closet. At the right moment, we'd burst out, like rodeo clowns, and try to time how long it took the girl to shake the guy. In real rodeo, you have to stay on for 8 seconds? Well, longest any of us ever stayed on was 6.48. Too bad :(
Was that inappropriate? I guess the redeeming thing was that every girl, to a woman, could laugh about it afterwards.

[StonedWheat]

Just last night I talked to my roommates girlfriend without her realize it was me for about 10 minutes. That was pretty funny.

One time about 5 of us played a prank on this guy named Dave. We told this 'joke' that didn't make any sense at all. It went "These 3 guys were sitting on a couch watching football and the guy on the left says 'pass the milk!'". We all started laughing really hard. Dave started laughing really hard too. His brother comes over and asks us what we were laughing about, so we told him the 'joke' too. He didn't laugh and said he didn't get it. His brother said "don't you get it? The guy on the left said 'pass the milk!'" Then we all started laughing for real, but Dave didn't know that we were really laughing at him.

[ChrisMG187]

Well, just this morning in keyboarding class, i changed the teacher's kb to DVORAK layout when she was gone, and when she came back she thought resetting it would fix it.

[hapoo]

At my old house our mailbox was kinda loose and every time my friend would drop me off he would always kid about taking it. Finally one day after he dropped me off he hid the mailbox about 20 feet away. Of coarse I didn't know and thought he took it with him so I was kinda pissed off. Since he had never met my uncle I had him call my friends house and pretend to be a lawyer saying that if he didn't return the mailbox within 24 hours we would file charges against him. LOL he nearly sh*t in his pants, as soon as my uncle hung up my friend called my house scared as hell. He told me where he had hid the box and begged that I don’t file charges :D :P

[ArkiStan]

Ok, here are a few good Dormitory pranks....

1. fill the shower head (or friends toothpaste tube) with garlic paste/red dye.

2. Fill a huge garbage bin with water and lean it against the outside of your friends closed door while they're sleeping. Wait for morning.

3. Here's one that takes time but is well worth the wait: Sneak into a friend's room while they're not there. Stick their toothbrush (head first) into your a$$-crack. Take a close-up picture of it with the friend's camera. Put everything back in place and leave. Wait.

[hapoo]

Originally posted by ucbstan

3. Here's one that takes time but is well worth the wait: Sneak into a friend's room while they're not there. Stick their toothbrush (head first) into your a$$-crack. Take a close-up picture of it with the friend's camera. Put everything back in place and leave. Wait.

hey, you stole that one from those two theives down in mexico that did that.

[hapoo]

woohoo i'm a captain

[rogeryang]

That has to be one of the funniest I have ever heard... :D
If I ever felt evil, malicious impulses toward someone, you can be sure I would try that.

- Roger

[StonedWheat]

My friend took a dump on a piece of toilet paper and laid it on the an end table at my friends apartment. Then he said "did someone just fart?"

The same friend wiped his a$$ with a dollar bill and laid it on the ground outside his house. Some kid picked it up.

In my younger days we would ask someone for freeway directions, then egg the crap out of them.

We told one of my roommates that there was a virus on the network. When he checked his computer he had at least a gig worth of shortcuts on his desktop.

[revil]

well, one of my friends down the hall from me kept throwing the packets of macaroni and cheese into my room (i guess he hates the stuff, but his mom keeps sending it to him). Well, i kinda got mad at this, so i went over to his room and knocked on the door. He opened it and i tossed the packets towards his head, when he went to block them I puched him in the belly.

[AmRivlin]

Fill a water pistol with lotion warm it up and shoot people, Um yea! No I never did this HONEST

[Tse How]

About 3 years ago for our senior class prank for HS, we all broke into the school, and messed it up bad. In the past, it used to be just innocent stuff like vasoline on locker combinations and crap. ok, my school is an international school, pretty damn prestigious. And our class was the best, in everything, broke all these academic records and crap, so we wanted to go out with a bang. And we sure did. We messed up the whole school pretty badly. Did everything, flour all over the floor, ripped down bulletin boards. However, the main one was this: Our bio teacher, she always forced 2 of my friends to gather all the cans on campus to recycle every damn saturday morning just because they drove pickups. They never received any compensation for this and were kind of "forced" into doing this. On that fateful night, we opened up her classroom with a key we had obtained and those two guys took ALL the cans in the bins on campus and poured them into her classroom floor. So it was basically a carpet of aluminum cans, then they wrote "YOU deserve this" on the board. After we were all repremanded and threatened the next day, she quit after the school year was over and went to some other state.

[revil]

that's a good one tse. but it doesn't beat the time my friends and I killed a man. :laugh: Boy, that sure was a fun prank. we were all laughing after that one. :heh:

[sbp]

My soul brother told me these two stories:

You know how kids would use a hose to talk and listen to each other? Well he would tell the person on the opposite end to go ahead and talk. Then he would put a grasshopper in the hose and blow. For the next 10 minutes the other person would sputter before coughing up the green grasshopper. http://news.agn.com/forum3d/i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

Then there was the time his older brother gave someone some lemonade. Lets say its wasn't lemonade and the cup was warm. :laugh:

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Way back in middle school there was this kid who would always go around and beg food off of other people. A couple of kids got annoyed with this behaviour so they gave him a piece of pizza which he promptly devoured. Everything was fine until he was told someone had put a nuggie (whatever you call it buts its the crap that comes out of clearing your throat) under the pizza surface. He turned a funny reddish color and ran to the bathroom to throw up. :puke:

[Edited by sbp on 09-16-2000 at 08:07 AM]

[zenbooty]

Stole the local BigBoy chains's Bigboy statue and put it
out in front of the high school.

Cemented a sani-can on top of the roof.

Some kids once stole all the doorknobs off all the doors.

The entire senior class climbed the roof of the building
one night and had a pajama slumber party in the courtyard.

[renots]

...is faking your gender.

works pretty well, especially on the Internet

;0)

[sbp]

one popular prank...
...is faking your gender.

works pretty well, especially on the InternetIt does until someone posts your picture in a skirt. :eek:

http://www.geocities.com/sbp7777/transvesite.jpg

[hapoo]

nice legs sbp ;) hehehe

[colossus]

Here's one of the medical variety from a medical student. If somebody is being lazy in the ER.

1) Put on some disimpaction gloves (for pulling crap out of a constipated patient - seriously!!!)
2) Rub Vaseline all over the gloves
3) Rub in some betadine, so it look brown and chunky

Run up to a friend, grab them by the arm or something, and say "come on and help me, this guy is really backed up!" The look on the victim's face will be priceless!!! Muhahaha :) :eek:

[coleslaw]

Alright, hapoo mentioned stealing a mailbox, but what about taking a big dump in one?? Yeah, that's right. I did it. I will admit. It was hilarious. :laugh:

[hapoo]

hmm, did you take a dump right into the box?? if so that must have been quite an uncomfortable position.

[coleslaw]

Well, the box was simply attached to railing with duct tape. It was easy to remove it and do the job. They deserved it, they stole the 9 from the address on my house!!

[Startide]

There is a mythical device called a "Funnelator". This mythical device that is used to launch waterballoons as far as one long city block (or more if there is a slope or the wind is in your favour). Take a large funnel, carefully put two holes in opposite sides. Take two separate pieces of surgical tubing and hook one piece to each hole. The other end of the tubing is held by one person. Thus, you have a three or four person crew (one person anchoring each end of the tubing and one or more people pulling the funnel back and loading it). Now, you have a slingshot-like device. Because the people bracing the ends of the tubing are far enough apart, the funnel won't hit them in the back of the head when you let go of the funnel. The funnel shape helps brace the waterballoon so it doesn't break.

Now, you should NOT consider launching water balloons into the stadium when there is a football game going on. That would not be a nice thing to do. Especially if the balloon had poster paint inside because that would create a huge blot on the playing field that the TV cameras would focus upon. So, please don't do things like that especially if the opposing team's marching band is on the field at halftime.

[lum7777]

I guess it wasn't me...but my sister was a prankster back in high school. Once, she was at her friend's house, and put an old training bra in the friend's cousin's binder. It was secure becuase one of the straps was in the binder link thing. The point was for the boy to pull out the binder in class and have a bra dangle from it. hahahha.

[Blu]

We're down at the Jersey shore (Ocean City I think). And we're playing frisbee and screwing around. Well, Mr Lifeguard comes over and tells us that we shouldn't be screwing around on the beach, and someone might get hury, blah blah blah blah. We were kind of annoyed. I mean, this guy was just being an idiot. We were nowhere near anyone, and weren't causing too much of a racket. Anyways, we devised a little plan that went something like this: Dig a 6 foot hole. Place lifeguard stand in 6 foot hole. Lay the "high heat" on the chair and wait for morning...

[renots]

...was foolin everyone into thinking I was a Renots.

I'm actually a Latter-Day Saint

;0)

[DoPeY5007]

One time we stuck a bunch of large Buzy Bees ( large black flys @ catalina ) in a long pipe and stuck one end in a tent and let them out...


the guy in it flipped ( I was in the tent with him, but knew what was going on ) :hihi: