4 Nuns Involved in Hit and Run

mcs328 · 04-09-2003, 02:11 PM

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...toryID=2536197

Wanted: Four Nuns on the Run After Car Crash
Wed April 9, 2003 11:14 AM ET

ROME (Reuters) - Italian police said on Wednesday they were scouring the countryside for four nuns after a hit-and-run accident near the northern city of Bergamo.

The nuns, behind the wheel of a Citroen, ignored a stop sign at a crossroads and plowed into a Mercedes driven by a 63-year-old man, who escaped uninjured.

Instead of stopping as Italian law requires, the nuns sped off before anyone could even get a glimpse of their car registration.

"This is the first time I've ever heard of such a thing happening in all my years in the police. It's extremely strange," Enzo Fiocchi, the police chief heading the search, told Reuters by telephone from the village of Albano Sant'Alessandro
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What is the world coming to??

whitak24 · 04-09-2003, 02:21 PM

that totally sounds like the setup for a bad joke

gwilks98 · 04-09-2003, 02:35 PM

Or a bad movie...Nuns on the Run 2, anyone?

johnnymk · 04-09-2003, 04:21 PM

It's a French car...probably lost it's brakes.

Aardvar11 · 04-09-2003, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gwilks98
Or a bad movie...Nuns on the Run 2, anyone?

that sounds familiar...
bad movie...
with 2 in it...

oh yeah that sounds like 2 Fast 2 Furious

eSDee · 04-09-2003, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johnnymk
It's a French car...probably lost it's brakes.

Nice one jmk.

welfareloser · 04-09-2003, 05:38 PM

hmmm... bankrobbers disguised as nuns? teenagers going barhopping disguised as nuns?

Johnnymac · 04-09-2003, 09:04 PM

Holy Crap (sorry I couldn't resist)

so before anyone beats me to it . . .

Speedfreak · 04-10-2003, 12:48 AM

Are these the same ones that broke into the gov't facility?

Joshua · 04-10-2003, 03:24 PM

He eh eh..

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and RED?

A nun falling down the stairs...

had to!!

Speedfreak · 04-10-2003, 10:51 PM

Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.
He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having nowhere to hide, he freezes like he's a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look" says the first nun, "its a soap dispenser." To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood....sure enough he drops the second bar of soap.
The third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells! "Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion too!"

speedracer120 · 04-11-2003, 12:52 AM

Punker_bob2004 · 04-11-2003, 07:34 AM

jng · 08-26-2004, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Speedfreak

Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.
He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having nowhere to hide, he freezes like he's a statue.
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look" says the first nun, "its a soap dispenser." To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood....sure enough he drops the second bar of soap.
The third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells! "Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion too!"

Funny - Guess you couldn't control yourself.

bachviet · 08-26-2004, 08:08 PM

Nuns running from "Mother Superior"?

Airencracken · 08-26-2004, 10:11 PM

How unconvential of a nun to do that. :biglaugh:

brainsmile · 08-26-2004, 10:50 PM

Looks like the opening to a Benny Hill skit

04-09-2003, 02:11 PM	#1
mcs328 Admiral Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Maryland Posts: 6,578	4 Nuns Involved in Hit and Run http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.j...toryID=2536197 Wanted: Four Nuns on the Run After Car Crash Wed April 9, 2003 11:14 AM ET ROME (Reuters) - Italian police said on Wednesday they were scouring the countryside for four nuns after a hit-and-run accident near the northern city of Bergamo. The nuns, behind the wheel of a Citroen, ignored a stop sign at a crossroads and plowed into a Mercedes driven by a 63-year-old man, who escaped uninjured. Instead of stopping as Italian law requires, the nuns sped off before anyone could even get a glimpse of their car registration. "This is the first time I've ever heard of such a thing happening in all my years in the police. It's extremely strange," Enzo Fiocchi, the police chief heading the search, told Reuters by telephone from the village of Albano Sant'Alessandro ------------------------------------------------------------------ What is the world coming to?? __________________

04-09-2003, 02:35 PM	#3
gwilks98 Vice Admiral Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: StL Posts: 4,300	Or a bad movie...Nuns on the Run 2, anyone? __________________ "I know the pieces fit, cause I watched them fall away." "Cold silence has A tendancy to Atrophy any Sense of compassion." MJK

04-10-2003, 12:48 AM	#9
Speedfreak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: I am here, so there I am. Posts: 8,027	Are these the same ones that broke into the gov't facility? __________________ Call me Fleet Admiral §pêêÐƒrêák™! Go get me some coffee. CoolSpeed

04-10-2003, 03:24 PM	#10
Joshua Rear Admiral Upper Half Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Long Island, NY Posts: 3,390	He eh eh.. What's black and white and black and white and black and white and RED? A nun falling down the stairs... had to!! __________________ The Apexer formerly known as SnotRocket. "Like I **ing said, "Ok, so I hear it may be a repost. Blah But I had never seen it, so..." ** you Canta." -Jenny 12/4/2003

04-11-2003, 12:52 AM	#12
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04-09-2003, 02:21 PM	#2
whitak24 easily amused Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: my office Posts: 9,781	that totally sounds like the setup for a bad joke

04-09-2003, 04:21 PM	#4
johnnymk Chief of Naval Operations Join Date: May 2000 Location: LEVITTOWN< PA> USA Posts: 13,621	It's a French car...probably lost it's brakes.

04-09-2003, 05:38 PM	#7
welfareloser Grand Moff Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: jabba's palace. (yes, i do... and no, you can't.) Posts: 9,718	hmmm... bankrobbers disguised as nuns? teenagers going barhopping disguised as nuns?

04-09-2003, 09:04 PM	#8
Johnnymac Lieutenant Commander Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: VA Posts: 749	Holy Crap (sorry I couldn't resist) so before anyone beats me to it . . .

04-10-2003, 10:51 PM	#11
Speedfreak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: I am here, so there I am. Posts: 8,027	Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having nowhere to hide, he freezes like he's a statue. The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look" says the first nun, "its a soap dispenser." To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood....sure enough he drops the second bar of soap. The third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells! "Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion too!"

04-11-2003, 07:34 AM	#13
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08-26-2004, 08:08 PM	#15
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08-26-2004, 10:11 PM	#16
Airencracken Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: California Posts: 6,681	How unconvential of a nun to do that. :biglaugh: __________________ "I remember my first orgasm, I just wish someone was there to share it with me..."11-05-2003 05:33 AM - Topane They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, & the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx Hell is other people - Jean-Paul Sartre

08-26-2004, 10:50 PM	#17
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