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Things to avoid while driving
A 23-year-old man who opened the passenger door of a pickup truck to urinate (even though the truck was zooming along Houston's Southwest Freeway at the time) fell out and was fatally run over (June). And Sonny Morris El, 32, was sentenced to 10 years in prison for a collision that caused the death of a 25-year-old woman, who was sitting in his lap having sex with him while he drove (Monmouth, Ill., June). And driver Michael Lappin, 18, was set for trial after his arrest for fatally hitting another driver after losing control of his car because he was receiving oral sex from a woman as he drove (Green Bay, Wis., June). [Houston Chronicle,6-16-03] [Peoria Journal Star, 6-17-03] [Green Bay News-Chronicle, 6-13-03] Also, in the Last Month
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09-19-2003, 11:25 AM
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Re: Things to avoid while driving
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Why would I want to avoid those things while driving? 
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09-19-2003, 11:31 AM
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09-19-2003, 11:31 AM
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and driving through hurricanes while taking video clips with your camera at night
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09-19-2003, 11:53 AM
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Re: Re: Things to avoid while driving
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 i think it's the dying part you want to avoid tho. |
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09-19-2003, 12:23 PM
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Me, I just try to aviod other cars. 
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09-19-2003, 12:30 PM
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So it's true that having sex in the car is never good for the driver or the car.
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09-19-2003, 12:39 PM
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09-19-2003, 12:51 PM
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so you liked that hummer in the hummer?
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09-19-2003, 01:27 PM
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Re: Re: Things to avoid while driving
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I was thinking of the movie Parenthood with Steve Martin and Rick Moranis...where the road head ends up causing an accident as well. (and no, its not between those two! )
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09-19-2003, 01:44 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Things to avoid while driving
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[Officer] Ok folks, how did this happen? [Steve Martin] (Gestures to wife) Well, show him Honey! 
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09-20-2003, 10:45 AM
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If you remember, that's also how the story in the movie "Thinner" got started. Wife gave hubby a hum and he hit the gypsy... which is how he got cursed.
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09-20-2003, 02:31 PM
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how did that movie turn out? did he die in the end?
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09-22-2003, 04:37 PM
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His friend did, but he made it in the end. |
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